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(SOPRANOS THEME SONG)
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(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
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Meadow, do you have a tampon?
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I'm spotting and the dispenser is out.
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You had an examination?
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It's the middle of the month.
This never happens to me.
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Here.
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Imagine having your portrait
in a museum.
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She's a rich merchant's wife.
It's how Rubens made money.
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You talk the talk, Miss Art History.
I've never seen these grades from you.
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Well, you take Intro to Semiotics.
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If you spent less time
in Jackie's car...
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Please.
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That is so over.
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Just like that? What happened?
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Are you crying?
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What's the matter?
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I don't know. Just look at it.
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“Jusepe de Ribera. The Mystical
Marriage of Saint Catherine."
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That's the baby Jesus.
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She's marrying a baby?
Good luck.
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We all do.
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- What?
- I shouldn't be sarcastic.
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Just look at her.
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The little baby's
hand against her cheek.
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She's so at peace.
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A beautiful, innocent,
gorgeous little baby.
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Come on, let's go eat.
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Tony!
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Come on.
I'm sorry about what happened.
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- You won't return my calls.
- Go fuck yourself.
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Tony.
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We have something too special
to just... over one argument.
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One argument? You threw a fucking
dinner at my head, Gloria.
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If you were a guy,
you know where you'd be.
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But you were late.
You kept me waiting three hours...
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What about the present?
You threw it into the Barnegat Bay.
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All right, I...
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I'm having a bad couple of weeks.
Shit with my family and other crap.
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I was trying to act in control
and not dwell on it. It's no excuse.
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- We can't talk about your problems?
- I didn't wanna bother you.
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Well, I had a lot on my plate.
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Can I see you later?
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I'm late for my appointment.
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(GIGGLING)
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Me and this broad, we're like...
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leather and lace.
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A burning ring of fire.
Whatever.
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Amour fou.
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As the French call it.
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- Crazy love, all-consuming.
- That's it.
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We push each other's buttons.
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- Most people don't push your buttons.
- That's not true.
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Now, I know you think I'm like a hard,
cold, captain-of-industry type.
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That's not all there is.
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I don't know.
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She gets freaky.
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Is she a full-blown
loop-do-loo or what?
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- As you know, I cannot...
- Discuss another patient.
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If I duke you a five?
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I'm not charging you.
Last month you overpaid.
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- You gave me good tips.
- I won't have it.
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- Don't offer it again.
- All right. Jesus.
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- Back to Gloria.
- She never wants money.
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And you like this?
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She's, you know, very
independent-minded. That I do like.
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- You see her as independent, strong.
- She's not?
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We're talking about your perceptions.
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She made her own way in the world.
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Irina was such
a helpless, fucking baby.
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But Gloria knows a lot,
about a lot of shit.
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Buddhism, and the movies...
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She went to Morocco all by herself.
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And those eyes.
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Those dark, black eyes.
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When she stares at you, it's like...
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Like a Spanish princess
in one of those paintings. A Goya.
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- Those eyes are deep.
- Complicated.
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- Complicated? I said deep.
- You said dark.
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Whenever I bring her up,
you get this weird puss.
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You ask if she seems happy.
Like she's not.
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Or if she reminds me of somebody.
Like you don't like it.
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Amo-fo, or whatever you call it.
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You've told me what you see in Gloria.
What does she see in you?
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Oh, please, huh?
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What does she see in me?
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With all the faggots and crybabies
around. Whatever else I am, I'm not...
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I'm more of...
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Well, you know, like I said...
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Captain-of-industry type.
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- You're a tough guy.
- Oh, come on.
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You can say it.
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You embarrass me with that.
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Does Gloria know
what you do for a living?
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You mentioned fire.
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Can we say that certain kinds
of people are drawn to fire?
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Looking for an inevitable result,
like a moth to a flame?
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And this is Gloria?
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And I'm the flame?
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Why would anybody hit you,
of all people, with a side of beef?
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She's complicated.
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I said complicated. Dark, you said.
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No, I said her eyes are dark.
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Nice. Not bad.
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(POP SONG PLAYING)
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Since we're kicking up...
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we were hoping you could,
you know...
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watch our back?
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350 buys you "Hello."
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Watching your back...
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That's gonna require
a little more initiative on your part.
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Oh, look at the face.
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What's he got to be frowning about?
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Tell me, Romeo.
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Now that you moved home...
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you gonna be humping Tony
Soprano's girl on our couch?
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Fuck her.
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And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He
could have reached out to Rutgers.
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He should break the dean's legs
because you won't read.
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Now go ahead.
I gotta make some calls.
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You did good.
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Keep coming by.
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Go. Go.
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I knew a Moroccan guy once.
He hit and ran me. I tracked him down.
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I never forget a face.
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Jesus Christ!
That's the oldest joke in the book.
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Jesus Christ!
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Hello?
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No, you have the wrong number.
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What?
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I thought it might be my sister.
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That family shit
you were telling me about?
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It's okay if you don't wanna talk
about it. Really.
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She said I can never see
my niece and nephew again.
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- Right before Christmas.
- We had a new Santa at our party.
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- Wasn't good.
- I love those children.
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So much.
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She said I turned them
against their dad. I didn't.
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Not that he doesn't deserve it.
Fucking crackhead sack of shit.
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Hannah and Seamus go to this
alternative, private...
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elementary school in Santa Monica.
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- Where it's all about self-esteem.
- I hate that shit.
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I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader,
"Will you be in the Christmas play?"
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And she says,
"We call it the Winter Festival."
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So I go, "Whatever."
I don't say anything.
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And then Seamus says:
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"We can't say Christmas.
We call Christmas 'the C-word."'
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And I fucking flipped out.
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- What did Seamus say?
- What the fuck does he know? He's 10.
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So my sister gets mad
because her husband...
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teaches there, except he's
on leave for drug abuse treatment.
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And one thing led to another and...
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She said I always had it in for John.
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- And she forbid me to see them again.
- He smokes crack?
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Without those two kids...
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Maybe we'll all get lucky.
The way these trucks go by out here?
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- Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill.
- What?
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I'm just kidding. It never rains.
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I think they're gonna fire me
over at Globe.
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Fucking Arnie Mills sexually harasses
me and then dares me to sue.
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Anyway-
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Fuck them.
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- You like this song?
- It's okay.
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- I love this song.
- Yeah?
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(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
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Guys, if you're gonna smoke,
take it outside.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Fuck's the matter?
Speak English?
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- Who are you?
- The owner is a dear friend.
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- That should be enough for you.
- Fuck him too.
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- What you fucking say?
- Chill! Relax!
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Jackie. What are you doing?
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It's under control.
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Go find a fucking Taco Bell
before I cap your asses.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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- Oh, shit. Take this.
- Fuck, no. He's a made guy.
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He'll flip when he sees this shit.
Roy's his aunt's cousin.
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- What's up?
- Hey, Christopher.
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- What the fuck happened?
- Ask your buddy.
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Spics disrespected the place.
I had to straighten them out.
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- Had to straighten them out. How many?
- Three.
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- Goddamn fucking craziness.
- You all right?
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Twenty years I'm collecting these.
What the fuck, it's only glass.
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Have a seat.
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- How's business? Making money?
- Doing all right.
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- Why, got something?
- My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes.
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Sounds good.
But we're kind of with Ralphie now.
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Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic?
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Unless they're paying you...
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nobody can tell anybody
how to earn a living.
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- Finally. Thank you.
- Ralphie, huh?
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Well, if you ever think about
jumping ship, you know my number.
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I need the paperwork
on the preowned C5.
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- Mrs. Soprano?
- Yes?
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The courtesy Van's stuck in traffic.
It should only be maybe 20 minutes.
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Well, you know,
maybe I'll just call a cab.
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Jerry, I'll give her a lift.
I'm going out anyway.
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- Gloria Trillo.
- Carmela Soprano. You don't mind?
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Give me a minute,
let me grab a demo.
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This is sweet of you.
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Don't believe it.
Everybody is a potential sale.
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- So, what do you do?
- I'm a homemaker.
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Oh.
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You must make a very nice home
to drive a Benz.
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- So you're married?
- Yes.
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- Kids?
- Two. You?
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No. To both.
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Boys? Girls?
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One boy, one girl.
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The boy is still in high school
and my daughter's in college.
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She's not too far away though.
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She's in New York City.
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- She's at Columbia.
- School of Broadcasting?
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The university. It's in the Ivy
League, one of the top schools.
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- I know. I was just kidding.
- Oh.
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Right.
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Boy, these kids today.
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They got the world
by the you-know-what.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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At least your daughter doesn't
need a man for success.
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Thank God.
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- That's a beautiful ring.
- Thank you.
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- What does your husband do?
- He's in a few businesses.
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- Sounds mysterious.
- No, no, it's not, really.
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My daughter calls us bourgeois.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Thank you so much.
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- No problem. It was nice to meet you.
- You too.
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- Nice house.
- Thank you.
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I tell you, the thing I like
about Moltisanti?
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He'll even tell Tony Soprano
to go fuck himself.
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The guy's fearless.
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Who's fearless?
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Chris Moltisanti.
Where's my mother?
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She's an early riser.
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What about Moltisanti?
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We were saying he's young
to be made. That kind of shit.
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He wanted it
so he stepped up and took it.
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Like your dad and Tony Soprano.
Know how they made their names?
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- How?
- We got any marshmallows?
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Come on, what about my father?
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When we was kids,
we had our own little crew.
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Me, your dad, buon'anima,
Tony, Silvio Dante.
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We'd do Mickey Mouse scores,
you know, moving pot...
245
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,496
swag. Bullshit stuff.
246
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,664
We thought we were
like the sixth family.
247
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,332
But who knew we was even alive?
248
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,093
Till one fucking night.
249
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,004
And I gotta give your father credit.
250
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:37,052
He had balls as big
as an Irish broad's ass.
251
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,012
There was this old...
252
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,352
old mustache named...
253
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,564
Feech Lamanna.
254
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,697
What Feech meant,
who the fuck knows?
255
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,076
But he was made on the other side,
so he was an original.
256
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,203
He was an O.G.
257
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,785
Whatever.
258
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,124
He had this Saturday night
card game...
259
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:07,256
and your father sees a chance
to rise to the A-league.
260
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:12,387
Connected or not, him,
me and Tony were gonna rob him.
261
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,382
We thought your father lost a marble.
262
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,052
- But he said, "Fuck it."
- Balls.
263
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,811
What happened?
264
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,390
They took it down and
walked away with 20 large.
265
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,729
Jesus Christ.
266
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,895
What do you mean, "they"?
You didn't go?
267
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,815
I'm still sick over it.
268
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,778
I caught the clap from some
hippie broad I was fucking.
269
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,448
My dick was dripping
like a busted pipe.
270
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,414
Anyways, the rest is history.
271
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:48,628
Your father and Tony was on the
fast track to being made, and I...
272
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,419
was still a little shit here,
like the two of you.
273
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:57,091
And of course I, whatever...
But that was a few years later.
274
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,260
- They get away with it?
- What could Feech do?
275
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,019
There was a sit-down.
276
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,808
And the right people
got some of their money back...
277
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,817
but the point was made.
278
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,072
Your father and Tony were rising stars
to be respected.
279
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,784
Cocksuckers.
280
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:22,116
All right, kiddies.
That's enough for tonight.
281
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,789
Oh, Jackie.
282
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:30,832
Rinse those plates before you put
them in the dishwasher. It clogs.
283
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:42,344
We can't help but be amazed
at the instincts they possess.
284
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:48,605
To protect all manner of livestock.
To be protective of us.
285
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,186
(CARMELA SNIFFLING)
286
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:55,232
What can we do to protect them?
287
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,650
Nurture their defenses...
288
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,412
musing the natural body
defense system in Pedigree.
289
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,831
What is wrong with me?
290
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,332
Pedigree.
291
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,419
Cut it out.
292
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,878
Are you drunk?
293
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,684
- How about right here?
- You would, wouldn't you? Huh?
294
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,354
Does my car look slanted?
295
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,687
Oh, shit.
296
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,732
I have a flat.
297
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,152
Oh, my God.
298
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,908
Jesus Christ.
299
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,870
So creepy.
300
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,414
Why?
301
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,283
I don't know.
302
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,914
What?
303
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,586
- You know who did this, don't you?
- What?
304
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,051
I saw that look.
At least don't lie to me.
305
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,759
- What do I know about your tires?
- Fine.
306
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,052
Thanks for your help.
307
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,930
One time.
308
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:15,567
My ex-girlfriend, she got a little
jealous and she slashed my tires.
309
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,698
That thought went through
my mind just then.
310
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,659
- It couldn't have been her.
- The cunt that called?
311
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,492
- My car's fucked!
- You work for a dealer.
312
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,246
- You think I get free tires?
- So I'll pay for it!
313
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:33,003
Why offer if you didn't
have a guilty conscience?
314
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,834
About what?
315
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,129
I don't know. Tell me.
316
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:40,090
This is fucking bullshit.
I'm going home.
317
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,596
- Who else would do it?
- Kids, maybe.
318
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,850
- Ruin a great evening over this!
- Kids!
319
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,102
Maybe your brother-in-law.
320
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:52,515
Maybe Mr. Globe, since you're
America's sweetheart this week.
321
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,101
Where the fuck do you get off?
322
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:59,314
This immigrant, alcoholic,
probably HIV-laden slut...
323
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,198
Whoa with that!
324
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:05,863
Slashes my tires and you
call my life into question?
325
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:09,373
She wouldn't do it!
I slapped the piss out of her.
326
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,250
Oh. Did you?
327
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,338
Did you really hit her?
328
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,133
I don't know.
329
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:28,134
She's a poor, confused kid
from an underdeveloped country.
330
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,644
Even if she did do this.
331
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:34,649
I'll make some calls.
I'll have new Michelins in an hour.
332
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:39,904
What are these'? 8541185'? What'?
333
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,566
Jesus Christ.
334
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,490
All right, 17's!
335
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,998
Gene Pontecorvo's got a card game.
We could take it down now.
336
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,537
Are you crazy? He's with Ralph.
337
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,332
Essentially, that's Ralph's game.
338
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,093
Even better. Fuck him
and his rinse-your-dishes shit.
339
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,796
Know what?
I think he's a secret fag.
340
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,510
I don't know.
341
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:11,515
Maybe take Carlo. He's got a shotgun.
We wear masks.
342
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,726
We go in.
We're out in like two minutes.
343
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,233
- What if they find out it's us?
- We want them to.
344
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,861
Not right away,
but like Ralph said.
345
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,194
When they do, you know
it's gonna get squashed.
346
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,233
My old man was Jackie Aprile.
347
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,574
The worse that'll happen,
we give some back.
348
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,622
We pull this off...
349
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:37,079
we're like free agents.
We dictate the terms, not them.
350
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,043
Because we show balls.
351
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,378
Come on, call Carlo.
352
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,055
Fuck. There's no signal.
353
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,222
I'd have to be pretty stupid
to write a book about killing...
354
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,140
Use that phone.
355
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,398
Oh, yeah, this one.
356
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,734
Come on, hurry up, call Carlo.
357
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:09,280
- They show my favorite part yet?
- I think it's coming up.
358
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,990
The answer's no.
359
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:19,788
- Dude, move over. Give me some room.
- Fuck you, it's my house.
360
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,665
Here it comes.
361
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,591
Yeah.
362
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,757
Like a cigarette, Nick?
363
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,184
- You two know each other?
- No.
364
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:46,864
I saw a psychiatrist. That's why
Father lntintola said we should talk.
365
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:50,822
He said you were getting
a doctorate in psychiatry.
366
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,031
Psychology-
367
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:57,416
The psychiatrist told me my
whole life is a lie, and he's right.
368
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,294
And now I think I'm sick.
369
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,174
And if I die, I will never
be with God in eternity.
370
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:10,133
- You're ill?
- I think I have ovarian cancer.
371
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,471
- What does the doctor say?
- I haven't seen one.
372
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,977
I'm afraid.
373
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:22,393
- Why do you think you are ill?
- I'm spotting. Lower back pain.
374
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:28,156
My hormones are all over the place.
My cousin Kathy died from it.
375
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,363
God doesn't punish people
for mistakes that they've made.
376
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:35,496
He loves you more than you know.
377
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:41,165
Have you thought, with your symptoms,
you might be with child?
378
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,499
I know, that's another...
379
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:49,255
Would you be more comfortable
if we set this sacrament aside...
380
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:52,338
and stepped into my office?
381
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,515
(CHURCH BELLS RINGING)
382
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,027
The psychiatrist said
I should leave my husband.
383
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,951
When he said that, it seemed so right.
384
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:19,866
You made a sacred vow.
Divorce is out of the question.
385
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:24,287
Unless...
Is he abusive, your husband?
386
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,872
Not to me. But he is unfaithful.
387
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,376
He's a good man basically, but...
388
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,298
I talked to Father lntintola
years ago, and here I am.
389
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,384
- Do you love your husband?
- I do.
390
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,521
I love my husband.
And I love God.
391
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,229
But my life is financed by crime.
392
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,228
His crime.
393
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,575
Fifty thousand dollars
to my daughter's college.
394
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:58,325
The psychiatrist says
it's all blood money.
395
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,665
Now, to maybe bring another child
into this?
396
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:07,250
God understands that we all live
in the middle of tensions.
397
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:11,088
You say your husband has good in him.
398
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:16,263
What you have to do is learn to live
on what the good part earns.
399
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,139
The what?
400
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,597
There is a point inside yourself.
401
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:29,815
An inner boundary beyond which
you feel culpable.
402
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:33,823
You've got to come to an awareness
of where that line is.
403
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,611
And forego those things
which lay without it.
404
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:42,623
- The Church has changed so much.
- It's a complex world.
405
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:49,797
Learn to live on the good part.
Forego those things that lay without it.
406
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,132
I think I can do that, Father.
407
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,384
I'll try.
408
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,884
And go see an ob-gyn.
409
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,691
This mad-cow disease.
410
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:13,980
It's terrible the English government
didn't tell people.
411
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,116
Maybe they didn't wanna
create a stampede.
412
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,574
Oh, by the way...
413
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:26,709
guess which former medical student
no longer dates the Queen of Mean.
414
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,494
You're kidding.
415
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:34,133
- Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished?
- Frankly, I am delighted.
416
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:39,593
Kevin told Angie Bonpensiero
that Jackie was smoking marijuana.
417
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,885
- And was caught cheating at Rutgers.
- Gee, that bad?
418
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,554
That black kid would've been better.
419
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:51,017
He's got a 4.0 and he's moving
to India for the U.N.
420
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,356
- I told you.
- That's my fault.
421
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,155
She wasted three months
with Jackie Jr.
422
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,026
- Hello.
- Mrs. Soprano!
423
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,447
- Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors.
- Hi, how are you?
424
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,375
I hope this is a good time.
The new E-320 just came in.
425
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,410
You might wanna take a look.
426
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,957
No, I don't think so.
I still have another year on my lease.
427
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,543
Maybe your husband will treat you.
428
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,212
Maybe I will.
Thank you for calling.
429
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,757
Okay, bye. Hope to see you!
430
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,387
Bye-bye.
431
00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:29,271
Well, what a nice woman.
432
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,646
Who?
433
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:34,185
Just some saleswoman
from Globe Motors.
434
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,981
What?
435
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:45,492
She wants me to try the new wagon.
I'm not interested, but she was nice.
436
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,824
She took me home
while they serviced the wagon.
437
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,745
I should hold onto it another year,
don't you think?
438
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,414
Another year.
439
00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,583
Yeah.
440
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,017
I was just wondering
if we could switch days off.
441
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,853
- Give me a minute.
- We could switch...
442
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,985
I got a customer coming in, all right?
Tony.
443
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:27,158
Are you out of your fucking mind,
talking to my wife?
444
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:32,998
I was upset about your ex-girlfriend.
I thought you should see my version.
445
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,460
I'm sorry, all right?
446
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:40,342
You drove her home. What the fuck?
447
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:44,130
Then you look right into my eyes
and don't tell me?
448
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:51,346
It's normal to be curious about
someone you love's significant others.
449
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,640
- It's not. It's fucking twisted.
- It is not.
450
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,059
I don't wanna argue.
You're upset.
451
00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:00,897
I know it's on the margins
for someone like you...
452
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,235
and it'll never happen again.
453
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,650
No shit.
454
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:10,406
You can tell your shrink
you ruined eight relationships.
455
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,705
- What do you mean?
- It's fucking over.
456
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,665
Tony!
457
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:21,300
You see, Tuesday I can take my kid
to hear Raffi.
458
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,841
Left ovary.
459
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,518
Right ovary.
460
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,395
Just tell me right out.
Don't mince words.
461
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,686
I didn't like people
knowing my personal life.
462
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,197
Where is this asshole now?
What did he have, one song?
463
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:44,833
(TV SHUTS OFF)
464
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,693
- What?
- We should do what we gotta do.
465
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,284
- Call Carlo.
- Who the fuck was Feech Lamanna?
466
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,869
You know what? Don't come.
467
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:58,746
You wanna spend your life with
your head up your ass, be my guest.
468
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:06,215
- How's your calamari salad?
- He's not using the right olive oil.
469
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,432
- You haven't said two words, Carmela.
- Sorry.
470
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,229
- I came from Dr. Rotelli's.
- Everything all right?
471
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,733
I've never been better.
Just a thyroid thing.
472
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,065
- Thank God.
- I thought I was pregnant.
473
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,481
Bite your tongue. At our age?
474
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,321
With the kids growing up and all...
475
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:32,784
I want a grandchild. Terry
and her husband are trying, but...
476
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:36,450
Speaking of kids, I am sick
about Jackie and Meadow.
477
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,586
I ask, he tells me
to mind my own business.
478
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,917
- So does she.
- They broke up?
479
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,132
Is Meadow okay?
480
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,922
She's so different than I was.
It rolls off her back.
481
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:53,593
- No weight loss or sleepless nights.
- Not like what we go through.
482
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,760
Because we married them.
483
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,977
It's not just us.
The president of the United States...
484
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,986
His wife put up with the
blowjobs and the stained dress.
485
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,522
Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her.
486
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,950
We could all take a page
from her book.
487
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,328
To be publicly humiliated
and go around smiling?
488
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:18,538
That is so false. I would dig a hole,
climb into it and not come out.
489
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:22,955
All I know is, she stuck by him,
put up with the bullshit...
490
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,795
and she set up
her own little thing.
491
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:31,009
She took all that negative shit
he gave her and spun it into gold.
492
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,549
You gotta give her credit.
493
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,638
Well, that's true, isn't it?
494
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,476
She's a role model for all of us.
495
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,696
No, the case is still pending.
496
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:53,532
They could try me on mail and wire
fraud, but they want a major RICO.
497
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,825
Tony. Line two.
498
00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:01,835
- Who is it?
- It's a woman. I think she's crying.
499
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,758
Let me get back to you.
500
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,511
Hello.
501
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,057
(SOBBING) Tony.
502
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,513
(UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING)
503
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,569
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't...
504
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,234
I can't understand you.
505
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:38,034
I can't take it anymore.
506
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:40,657
Stay...
507
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:44,620
I don't know... l don't know why.
I don't know why.
508
00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:46,204
(SOBBING)
509
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:50,713
Tony-
510
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,210
Tony.
511
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,592
(KNOCKING)
512
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,271
- Thanks for coming.
- All right.
513
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:15,450
- You want something to drink?
- No.
514
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:23,826
I'm sorry. There's no one else
I can talk to.
515
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,328
What about him?
516
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:30,583
- Laugh if you want. He helps.
- He's a Captain Marvel.
517
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,090
I just want it to be the way it was.
518
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,810
- I love you.
- Stop it.
519
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,269
- I'm sorry.
- Quit crying. I can't stand it.
520
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,651
- I wanna be with you.
- That's not gonna happen.
521
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:52,821
I know.
522
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,946
I know.
523
00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,287
My life's a trip to nowhere.
524
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,823
You bring it on yourself.
525
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,086
You're a beautiful, talented woman.
526
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,085
But you...
527
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:15,510
- You push a man away.
- That's not gonna happen again.
528
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:20,469
The other night with the tires.
I'm a grown man. I've had other women.
529
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,476
- You think I lived in a freezer?
- Fine.
530
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:28,308
I'll sit back like a mute while you
screw every woman out there.
531
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,976
See, there's that tone again.
532
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,108
Look.
533
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,107
It's over.
534
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:42,154
I mean, we had our mo-fo,
or whatever.
535
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,164
And it was great.
536
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,747
And now it's time to put it to bed.
537
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,171
You think you can treat me like
some stupid goombah housewife?
538
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,432
You think I'll let some fucker
shit over me...
539
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:06,728
just because he buys me
some ridiculous, gaudy ring?
540
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,023
Where the fuck do you get off?
541
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,395
You don't care.
542
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:16,234
Think you're the only one with
problems? My life's a fucking picnic?
543
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,568
Poor you.
544
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:28,242
You got a dream life compared to mine.
Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead!
545
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:32,371
I didn't just meet you.
546
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,876
- I've known you my whole life.
- That's right.
547
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,420
Take a dump wherever you please
and walk away.
548
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,306
My mother was just like you.
549
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,635
A bottomless black hole.
550
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,724
The mother now.
551
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:53,396
I surrender.
Burn me at the stake.
552
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,935
You know what?
553
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,063
You're fucking crazy.
554
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:02,234
- All I ever asked for was kindness.
- Come here.
555
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,747
Listen to me, and listen good.
No more calls, no more nothing.
556
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,000
You see me, cross the street.
557
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:13,578
You're dangerous,
and I don't want you in my life.
558
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,088
DOD'!
559
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,712
I'll call your wife!
560
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,511
What did you say?
561
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,800
I'll go to Columbia.
I'll tell your daughter.
562
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,642
Come on!
563
00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:37,439
Come here.
564
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,113
Now, you listen to me.
565
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,783
Go near my wife or my family,
and I'll kill you.
566
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,952
Understand? I'll kill you.
567
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,998
Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu...
568
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,883
You fucking bitch!
569
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,629
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
570
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,339
Kill me.
571
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,352
Kill me, kill me,
kill me, kill me...
572
00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,396
Kill me.
573
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,085
All right, this is it.
574
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,843
I don't care if God comes by,
don't move the car.
575
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,925
- You do the talking.
- Me?
576
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,590
- Eugene will know me.
- Don't worry.
577
00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:52,393
When they see this,
nobody will have to say a word.
578
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:54,850
What's the matter?
579
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,358
I don't know.
580
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,564
- You sure you wanna do this?
- Why?
581
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,027
Don't you?
582
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,404
Fuck it, let's go down the shore.
583
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:18,621
Let's do it before the crank
wears off.
584
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,842
- Ace high flush.
- Flush talks.
585
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,053
Anybody want a drink?
586
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,887
Nobody fucking move!
587
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,267
Take it easy, all right?
588
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:37,772
- Shit.
- Shut up!
589
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,771
Empty your pockets.
All of you!
590
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,313
- Come on!
- Very bad, boys. Very bad.
591
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:48,484
This is a low-level game.
All you'll get is practice.
592
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:52,119
- You hear what he said? Shut up!
- Take it easy.
593
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,114
You know who you're robbing?
594
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:59,244
- Give me your watch.
- Leave while you look good.
595
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,083
Just give it to him.
596
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:05,125
Victory has a hundred fathers,
but defeat is an orphan.
597
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,794
Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me!
598
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,587
Come on, hurry up!
599
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,427
Let's get out of here!
600
00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:23,644
If you can keep your head
while those around you can't...
601
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,579
(YELLING IN ITALIAN)
602
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:53,132
- Where the fuck is he?
- Shit.
603
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,471
Shit, come on!
604
00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:58,557
(HONKING)
605
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:04,476
- Get the fuck out!
- What are you doing? This is my...
606
00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,074
Jackie!
607
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,530
Jackie!
608
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,997
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
609
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:19,999
Hey, cocksucker.
610
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:28,166
Chris, please.
We didn't know you were in there.
611
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,589
We're with Ralphie.
612
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:32,220
Please?
613
00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,510
(GUNSHOTS)
614
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:39,852
(GUNSHOT)
615
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:47,443
(FURIO YELLING)
616
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:55,702
If you're one of many men
with erectile dysfunction...
617
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,363
you know it's no laughing matter.
618
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,875
You might not know treatment
is covered by most medical plans...
619
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:07,210
Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service
said it was an emergency.
620
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,504
Hello.
621
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,594
Jesus Christ.
622
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,928
Not again, Tony.
I can't keep doing this.
623
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,388
I'm in the middle of a comm...
624
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:25,227
Can't he go to the emergency room?
I thought he had a green card.
625
00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:27,312
(YELLING IN ITALIAN)
626
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:32,280
You'll make him hit an artery!
627
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,907
Relax, let the sedative do its job.
628
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,910
Be glad they didn't hit
nothing important.
629
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:42,666
- This prick is really a doctor?
- Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it?
630
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,246
Maybe he can give you a bulge.
631
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,629
Doc, see if you can remove
this ladies' underwear.
632
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,747
Ah!
633
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,424
It'll be all right.
634
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,837
(YELLING IN ITALIAN)
635
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,601
Little motherfucker.
He's going, bigtime.
636
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,855
- Sure it was Jackie Jr.?
- I'll do him tonight.
637
00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:07,432
- No, you're not.
- Why?
638
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,817
- Because I said so.
- Why?
639
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:14,277
- I don't gotta explain.
- Because he's Jackie Aprile's kid?
640
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:17,112
You're not gonna let this go.
You can't!
641
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:20,449
He shot at me, tried to kill Furio.
We're made!
642
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,205
Everyone you whack,
you risk exposure.
643
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:26,538
The feds ask for major murder
for Christmas.
644
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:30,126
- You're a fucking hypocrite.
- What did you say?
645
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,382
You preach this wise-guy shit...
646
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,302
meanwhile we're the only ones
who play by the rules.
647
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,467
I loved you.
648
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,798
What happens, I decide.
649
00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,060
You don't love me, that hurts,
but too bad.
650
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:48,098
Because you don't gotta love me.
But you will respect me.
651
00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,838
Ralph Cifaretto's here.
652
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,332
What'd we say?
653
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,230
- Ton.
- How you doing?
654
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,859
- It's terrible, huh?
- Yeah.
655
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:37,113
Ro's going nuts. She knows
he hangs around with Dino.
656
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,366
- Any word from her son?
- No, no.
657
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,699
All right, come on.
658
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,247
This kid.
659
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,881
- He did a terrible thing.
- Terrible.
660
00:47:56,874 --> 00:48:01,380
- Your fucking card game.
- I know you're close to the family.
661
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:05,266
No, I feel for you.
You're living under the same roof.
662
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,597
And it was my card game.
663
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:11,731
But what happened to Sunshine...
664
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,766
is a disgrace.
665
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,239
But to tell you the truth, Tony...
666
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,741
I wanna give the kid a pass.
667
00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,118
Yeah?
668
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,830
It's just me though.
I know you got bigger concerns.
669
00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,415
You're the boss, and...
670
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,798
I'll make sure your orders are done.
671
00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:41,803
I think you should go
with your instincts on this, Ralph.
672
00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,589
You do?
673
00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:51,099
But Furio took a hit. Chris.
These are made men.
674
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:55,100
I'll make sure they respect
your decision.
675
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,361
Because I'm sure
you'll do the right thing.
676
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,280
That's why I made you captain.
677
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,114
This is Rosalie's kid.
678
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:15,792
That's why I'll understand if you give
him a pass. Everybody else will too.
679
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:21,551
Who cares about shit they don't
have the balls to say to your face?
680
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,674
Kid disrespected you.
681
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:33,847
But they don't have
to live with your commitments.
682
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:40,399
But, hey, the decision
goes the other way?
683
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:44,657
The one thing you cannot do, Ralph,
you cannot do...
684
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,159
is blame yourself.
685
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,989
You took this kid under your wing.
686
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:54,284
You schooled him as best you could.
687
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,581
Didn't you?
688
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,801
Jack spoiled him.
689
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,173
I think this is yours.
690
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:13,185
The stupid kid was carrying it around
during the holidays.
691
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,889
She wanted me to fucking kill her.
692
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,099
Like suicide by cop.
693
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,935
So she set me up?
694
00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,317
She saw me as only a fucking hammer?
695
00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,228
She loved you.
696
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,905
She looked so good too,
that day in your office.
697
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:15,114
Just another Irina
with a college degree.
698
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:16,783
Ask yourself.
699
00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:23,002
How did you recognize in Gloria,
under her layers of sophistication...
700
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:28,590
this deeply wounded, angry being
that would let you replicate...
701
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,426
your relationship
with your mother?
702
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:35,765
I don't wanna fuck my mother.
You're never gonna convince me.
703
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,519
Not fuck.
704
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,934
Try to please her.
705
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,940
Try to win her love.
706
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,272
Forty fucking years old.
707
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:48,611
We need to repeat what's familiar,
even if it's bad for us.
708
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,946
Gloria's need for drama.
709
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:56,326
The selfishness.
The incessant self-regard.
710
00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:58,957
At one time...
711
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:02,620
in your mother's hands,
it passed for love.
712
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:07,633
All right, look. You're her doctor.
You tell me.
713
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,135
Do I gotta worry about this broad?
714
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:13,138
She says she's gonna
tell Carmela about us.
715
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:15,925
I honestly can't predict.
716
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,644
We should deal with...
717
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:23,649
why are you so attracted
to dangerous relationships?
718
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,856
Why do you put your marriage
in such danger?
719
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:32,074
- Maybe I'm looking for a way out.
- Anthony.
720
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,700
- You'll never leave your wife.
- Bullshit. There's a limit.
721
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:40,162
She might leave you,
but you'll never leave her.
722
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,665
Despite your mothering...
723
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:49,584
you made one good decision
in your life vis-a-vis women.
724
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,844
You won't throw that over.
725
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:55,927
Your own selfishness is too strong
to let that happen.
726
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,013
All right. All right.
727
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:04,019
Actually, in spite of everything
you're a very conventional man.
728
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,774
I said all right.
729
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,861
We have to stop now.
730
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:26,625
- Got pep, I'll give it that.
- Zero to 60 in under seven seconds.
731
00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:40,055
What's the matter, you don't like me?
732
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:48,526
I'm not back, they call the cops,
standard operating procedure.
733
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:53,648
Here's standard operating procedure.
Stay away from Tony Soprano.
734
00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:57,944
Shut the fuck up and listen.
It's over, capisce?
735
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,409
Over and done.
736
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:04,997
You call or go anywhere near him
or his family...
737
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:09,585
and they'll be scraping your
nipples off these leather seats.
738
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,170
And here's the point to remember.
739
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:17,179
My face is the last one you'll see.
Not Tony's.
740
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,174
We understand each other?
741
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,435
It won't be cinematic.
742
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,363
(DOOR CLOSING)
743
00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,739
(POP SONG PLAYING)
744
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,459
Any word, anything?
745
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,834
He probably went down to Florida.
746
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,208
Ro, I'm sure he's fine.
747
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,627
Ro, come on.
748
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,344
Sit down.
749
00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:05,644
(SOBBING)
750
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,726
Look.
751
00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:16,731
- This will be hard for you to hear.
- Jesus Christ!
752
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:20,367
No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just...
753
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,246
he has a very serious drug problem.
754
00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,657
What?
755
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:32,338
It's coke.
He may owe some money to dealers.
756
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,506
- Oh, my God.
- I didn't wanna tell you.
757
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,880
Look, we're doing everything we can.
758
00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,678
We're gonna find him.
759
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,939
We'll get him help.
760
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,520
We'll get him to rehab.
761
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,073
Let's just hope he's not too far gone.
762
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:02,447
(POP SONG PLAYING)
763
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:25,675
Something smells good.
764
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,725
Lemon snaps for the
bake sale at church.
765
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,074
You look good.
766
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,489
I went to step today.
767
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:52,001
Is that why you don't have these
looney-tune moods when you exercise?
768
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,588
Where's your ring?
769
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,257
I had to get it sized.
It's a little big.
770
00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,469
(OVEN TIMER GOING OFF)
771
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:30,949
Hi, it's me. I'll be home
in about twenty minutes.
772
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,956
Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells.
773
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:38,668
No, the Celantano's,
you just gotta heat them up.
774
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:15,576
(POP SONG PLAYING)
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