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Look at what's happened to me
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I can't believe it myself
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Suddenly I'm up on top of the world
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It should have been somebody else
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Believe it or not I'm walking on air
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I never thought I could feel so free
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Flying away on a wing and a prayer
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Who could it be
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Believe it or not it's just me
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Just like the light of a new day
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It hit me from out of the blue
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Breaking me out of the spell I was in
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Making all of my wishes come true
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Believe it or not I'm walking on air
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I never thought I could feel so free
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Flying away on a wing and a prayer
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Who could it be
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Believe it or not it's just me
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Who could it be
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Believe it or not it's just me
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Recapping briefly,
the events of the last 24 hours,
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the space shuttle
is still in orbit.
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Astronauts Hyer and Wilson
have remained silent,
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despite all efforts by Houston
Control to raise them by radio.
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According to Flight Control,
all electrical systems are inoperative,
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all battery packs
are mysteriously dead.
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Mysteriously dead, huh?
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My battery goes mysteriously
dead, and I've had it.
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They're supposed to know
what they're doing.
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It's awful.
Try Bill again.
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Oh. And has been in a degenerating orbit...
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Let's see. For the last two weeks.
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In what was regarded as the
first rescue mission in space,
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the shuttle, with Captains
Alvin Hyer and Dale Wilson,
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took off yesterday to rendezvous with
the unmannedEagle scoop explorer.
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The rendezvous was achieved at 2:15 p.m.
Houston time yesterday.
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But once the scoop
explorer was on board,
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the shuttle mysteriously began
experiencing the same loss of power.
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The astronauts have portable oxygen,
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and depending on when they
turned those bottles on,
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it is difficult to say whether they're
still able to breathe up there.
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Houston is at a loss to
explain the malfunction.
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There has been no comment
from Houston Control...
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as to whether or not
astronauts Hyer and Wilson...
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could have survived
Columbia'spower loss.
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Ralph. What are you doing? I've been trying
to call you on the phone. It's always busy.
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Bill, I was trying to get you. I woke up this
morning and this was going on, so I called Pam.
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Yeah. Listen.
I called a guy that I knew from Korea.
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He's on a NASA team,
and he says it's coming down.
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- What, the Columbia?
- Yeah. It's way out of orbit.
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Two more revolutions
and it's coming in.
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They think the guys are already dead. If
not, they're gonna be by the time it hits.
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It's crashing, Ralph,
less than three hours.
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- Do they have any idea where it's gonna fall?
- Yeah.
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Latitude, 35 degrees,
uh, 20 minutes north,
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longitude, 119 degrees,
one minute west.
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- Bill, where the devil is that?
- That is downtown Bakersfield.
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Come on, kid. Get the jammies.
You gotta stop this one.
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I don't know if I can do that. That
thing must weigh a couple thousand tons!
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If we don't try, a whole lot
of people are gonna bite it,
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along with one of this country's
most important pieces of equipment.
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Come on. Let's go. You too, counselor.
We can make Bakersfield in two hours.
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That still gives us a half hour leeway
on the crash. Come on. Let's move it.
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I don't know if I can do that.
What am I supposed to do?
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Go up there and-and-and
catch it or something?
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We'll work something out, Ralph. Please stay
tuned for updates as they are made available.
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Works for me.
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How am I supposed to catch a
zillion pounds of spaceship, Bill?
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It does not weigh
a zillion pounds, Ralph.
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Come on.
It's a space shuttle.
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It flies around piggyback
on the tops of other airplanes.
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Yeah, but how am I supposed to catch it?
How am I supposed to spot it in the sky?
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Yeah, Bill. It leaves a vapor trail.
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Ralph spots the vapor trail,
flies up underneath it...
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and lands it out there
in the desert someplace.
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Counselor, look in the glove compartment.
Get the California map.
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Let's find a place to land
this thing outside Bakersfield.
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See, the thing that's got
me worried, Bill, is...
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how am I supposed to catch a spaceship
traveling through the sky at Mach 2?
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Ralph, you're gonna do it
because... you gotta.
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Oh. Well, that answers
all of my questions.
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Do you have
any questions, Pam? Where's the map, Bill?
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There's nothing in here
but gun magazines.
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Oh, yeah. That's for stakeouts.
I do the crosswords in the back.
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- In gun magazines? You're not serious.
- Yeah, sure.
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Give me a six-letter word
for a German-made gun...
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with a 902.5 muzzle velocity
and a 7.65-millimeter slug.
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A Luger? Uh, Mauser.
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Look under the seat. Maybe it slipped out.
And another thing, Bill.
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I'm sure this is all gonna be
carried on national television.
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What am I supposed to do,
streak in there like the Red Baron...
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and grab it while the nation
watches on television?
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Okay, I got the map.
Bakersfield, hmm? Yeah.
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You see, the problem is,
I figure the wheels won't be down.
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Did you ever think of that? How am I
supposed to land it with the wheels up?
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Ralph, you all set?
You ready to go?
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Bill, I'm worried about
not having the wheels down.
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Wheels? What wheels?
They're not gonna be down.
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Exactly.
So how do I land it?
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Bill! Bill, I see it!
There it is!
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Yeah! Yeah, look at
that baby come in!
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I figure with the wheels up
and me underneath it,
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I got a good chance of
ending up like road pizza.
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Okay, Ralph. Get up there and grab
that sucker and bring it on in.
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Uh, Bill, now, wait a minute here.
Okay, Ralph, listen to me.
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I want you to be careful,
and remember that I love you.
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Remember, set it down real easy at that little
farm, east of town. The one we looked at.
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Give me a call on the walkie-talkie.
The counselor and I will be there.
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Wait a minute! You guys
are not listening to me!
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Ralph, I've been listening.
I heard all your questions,
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and there is an answer...
One answer to all of them.
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I got a minute.
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The answer is I don't know.
You're gonna have to do the best you can.
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Works for me.
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Here goes nothing.
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Columbia is coming in. We have a Mayday.
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Evacuation is not complete.
All medical facilities on standby.
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The space shuttle is
crashing in a populated area.
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All crash units, hold on your perimeters.
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We will notify with crash grids.
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There he is. Up.
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Up. Pull it up, kid. You gotta miss town.
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He's not doing it, Bill. Well, good-bye,
beautiful downtown Bakersfield.
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I don't think he can lift it.
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It looks like he's trying
to steer it instead.
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Wrong way, kid!
The wrong way!
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You gotta go straight... straight
toward the east of town.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Unexpectedly, the shuttle made
a sharp-banking right turn...
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and has set down
in the west side of town.
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Crash units are on the way.
Houston Control has asked all civilians...
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to please not attempt to go
to the site of the landing,
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as it will only
hamper rescue efforts.
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We will broadcast updates as news
becomes available. He did it! He did it!
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Bill, look at him. Look at his hair.
It's sticking straight up!
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Ralph, are you okay?
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Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
I'm charged with electricity.
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You're what?
What happened?
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Well, I...
The shuttle was charged...
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With electricity?
They said the battery packs were all dead.
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Well, the power packs
may have been all dead, Bill,
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but something was...
electrifying the outer skin of the shuttle.
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I mean, it was like sticking
your finger into a wall socket.
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- What about the astronauts?
- I holographed on them while I was bringing her in.
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They were dead long before
I ever got there.
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Well, you can't walk around
like this, Ralph. Well, I...
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Look. Electricity drains
when it's properly grounded.
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There's some railroad tracks.
Go stand on them.
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Oh, I'd be afraid I'd
cook a train or something.
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Ralph, trains are grounded.
Go on. Do it. Stand on them.
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All right.
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Thanks, hon.Voil�.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Thanks.
It's terrific.
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Well, we still gotta try
the old, uh, touch test now.
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Since I'm the senior officer,
I volunteer.
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Whoa! Look at me.
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Look at me.
I'm a... a magnet.
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Yeah.
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Well, at least
I can touch you.
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Let's solve your electric-magnetic
problem in a motel room.
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It's getting crowded
around here. Let's go.
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Look at what I'm doing here.
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Oh, boy!
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Well, uh, it's okay.
We'll work something out.
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I think.
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I can hardly wait to take
this trick to a cocktail party.
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The electricity charging through
the outer skin of the shuttle.
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Officials at NASA have decided
not to open the spacecraft...
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until it's in
a contained setting.
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It's been lifted with a
rubber-tong-fitted crane onto the truck...
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that is carrying it to the Ashton
Air Force Base near Bakersfield.
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Okay, open up.
F.B.I. This is a bust.
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Yeah, yeah. When it isn't possible
for the astronauts to have survived...
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Groceries. The electrical charge.
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Okay.
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Since we understand thousands of volts
of electricity are in the spacecraft,
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there is little hope for their survival.
Thank you.
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And. Thank you.
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Where's Ralph? He's in the bathroom.
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When he comes out,
the TV goes crazy. Bill, is that you?
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I'm starving, boy.
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Table's set.
Let's eat.
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Did you see that?
Look at that!
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Oh!
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Oh, this is gonna
be loads of fun.
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I've just got to be sure never to
get between you and the kitchen.
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I'll give it back to you
later, all right?
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Huh. Listen.
Why don't you take the suit off?
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Well, we were thinking
about that, Bill.
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But what if the electrical
charge on Ralph...
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or the force field or
something could kill him?
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I mean, he could take off
the suit and keel over dead.
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Yeah. That's good thinking.
I didn't think of that.
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Well, I hope you guys know
I don't look forward...
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to going through life
as a Van DeGraff generator.
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Right. Well, anybody
got any ideas?
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Well, sure, of course we do. Uh, we just
have to take a minute here to figure it out.
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Come on. We've been thrown
a lot of curves in our time.
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We just have to learn how to
deal with this one. That's all.
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Give me a 12-letter word describing an
American firearm that sticks to a belt buckle.
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Yeah, that's right, Ralph.
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Yeah. Keep the old
sense of humor going.
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Keep your spirits up, yeah. What a guy.
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Now, lookit. However the, uh,
power packs on the Venusprobe were drained,
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the same malfunction caused the shuttle
to, uh, become inoperative.
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And now it's beginning
to happen to me.
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So I have to surmise that it has something
to do with a, uh... a force field...
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or a cosmic vortex
or something.
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Cosmic vortex?
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Bill, I'm trying to get
a handle on it, all right?
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"It"? You mean like,
"thing" it?
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I mean, like I don't know.
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Just what I always wanted... a bread
sandwich. The slaw looks good though.
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Yeah. I sure wish I had
a spoon or a fork.
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Well, they're crawling around on the bed.
Help yourself.
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I'm not shocking anyone anymore. You don't
have to sit way over there, you know.
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Right. Right.
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Well, Ralph, it's not that
we don't love you anymore.
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- You feel like I'm gonna pick your pocket, is that it?
- Kind of. Yeah.
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You know, Ralph, what you did,
it's really a wonderful thing.
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I just wish I could have saved
those astronauts is all.
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Those guys were probably dead
before the news ever hit TV.
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I don't think anybody could have helped them.
But look at all the lives you saved...
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by keeping that thing from belly
flopping in the middle of Bakersfield.
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- I think you ought to be real proud about that.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
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00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,379
You put it like that,
I mean, uh, who wouldn't be?
228
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,906
Well, don't look at me.
229
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,171
I'm not looking at you, Ralph.
I can hardly see you.
230
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,738
Ralph, check the lightbulbs.
231
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:49,188
Look at this. Lookit.
I'm lighting this bulb up.
232
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,278
He's lighting up
that lightbulb! Lookit! Lookit, lookit.
233
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,019
We sound like we belong
in a Dick and Jane book.
234
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:01,635
Wait a second.
It's, uh, not just this room.
235
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,941
It's the whole motel.
Hold on a minute.
236
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:11,340
- What's going on?
- A power out.
237
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:15,910
Apparently they had a big overload at
Ashton Air Force Base, blew out everything.
238
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:19,130
It's driving me nuts. I feel like some
kind of electric eel or something.
239
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:23,222
Just don't touch anything metal.
You're shorting out the whole system here.
240
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,095
This is really strange.
Lights are going out all over the place.
241
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,160
Bill, you remember the New York blackout?
You remember that?
242
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:32,622
- Panic in the streets and everything.
- Nothing happened there, Ralph,
243
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,451
except a mini-baby boom
about nine months later.
244
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:39,238
It was just some switches and circuit
breakers. That's all. Nothing mysterious.
245
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,502
- There's plenty of ways to explain this stuff.
- What time you got there?
246
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:48,072
Uh... Hey.
Well, pick a number.
247
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:52,555
It's still spinning, huh?
Boy, I tell you what.
248
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,210
Many a man would be on the
brink of depression, but not me.
249
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,039
Boy, old Ralph
has got it together.
250
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:03,262
It'll be okay, Ralph.
This isn't gonna last. It can't.
251
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:07,353
Ashton Air Force Base. Yeah, that's it.
That's where we're headed.
252
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,007
Let's start
at the beginning. That's a good place.
253
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:13,794
We get to the base,
Ralph goes invisible, slips inside,
254
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,840
eavesdrops the damage control
report, finds out what's happening...
255
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,147
and we can evaluate
our options.
256
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:23,412
Just sneak in quick and quiet.
It's real simple. Works for me.
257
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,711
Ralph, will you
please quit that?
258
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,800
I'm just trying to keep
my spirits up, all right?
259
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:08,022
Yeah, it's all right.
Let's synchronize our watches.
260
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:14,158
Better yet,
why don't you take mine?
261
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,944
Uh, Ralph, up and over.
We'll wait here.
262
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,076
Good luck. "Good luck"?
Is that all I get?
263
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,079
- And a watch.
- You're sending me in there,
264
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:25,996
hotter than a bowl full of chili, Ralph
Hinkley, the walking, talking lightbulb?
265
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,961
Works for me.
266
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:58,202
I love a real
covert operation.
267
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,770
All right.
268
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:04,141
The power is draining off the shuttle, but
still holding a pretty healthy static charge.
269
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,689
What the hell's happening
out there? It's three...
270
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,604
We got the power
back on at least.
271
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,781
Unplug that thing.
272
00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:17,178
It is unplugged, sir.
273
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,354
All right. Let's get back
to the problem. Lieutenant?
274
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,226
We took a scraping of the residue
from the floor under the shuttle.
275
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:25,510
Lab report said it's holding the same kind
of charge that the shuttle came down with.
276
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:28,624
And? Come on, son.
What else?
277
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:32,280
Well, sir, it seems to be
some kind of protein gelatin.
278
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:36,632
Its molecular structure is... is...
Well, to put it bluntly, it's...
279
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:39,287
Look, Ted. It's a life-form
of some sort... a life-form.
280
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,637
It's not from this planet.Possibly.
281
00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:44,858
We've got to stop acting as if
this thing... whatever it is...
282
00:23:44,901 --> 00:23:46,903
Does not exist,
because it does exist,
283
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,602
and I've got two dead astronauts
and a ground crewman to prove it.
284
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:51,865
Look at these pictures.
Look at this, Ted.
285
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,588
These were taken by the security
cameras before the power went out.
286
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:58,306
Run down the rest
of the report to me.
287
00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:03,137
Well, sir, we're speculating
that it has no metallic content,
288
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,095
and yet it holds
a huge electrical charge.
289
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,184
It appears to feed
on A.C. current, Ted.
290
00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:11,493
The only analogy we can make... earthbound
analogy, genetically, is an electric eel.
291
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:15,541
Well, I mean, that's... You know,
that's a... pretty loose comparison.
292
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,152
- Drawn toward electricity.
- It seems to be.
293
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,546
It gobbled up three
generators pretty fast.
294
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,567
We've been trying to track it
with an electronic monitor.
295
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,613
Good. We'll figure out where it
is, and we'll contain it.
296
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,595
We think it's already off the base, Ted.
297
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:29,293
It's in the main power
cable tunnel heading south.
298
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,818
That's terrific.
Let's see what's happening.
299
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:34,603
Well, sir, we don't know
how fast it moves.
300
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:38,389
We've got mountains and 15
tunnels coming off one junction.
301
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:42,219
It's a maze. In some cases,
those tunnels are down some 200, 300 feet.
302
00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,265
The granite won't conduct the electricity.
303
00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:47,137
You're telling me we lost this
scummy thing down there somewhere?
304
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:50,184
Ted, I think it's got to be
considered a real possibility.
305
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,099
What the hell
happened to the lights?
306
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,885
Hey, I got my flashlight
back on.
307
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:59,019
Trace 16-J on through
to the box on line five.
308
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,021
Then check the junction tunnels.
309
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,850
We're spilling a hellacious amount
of juice down there somewhere.
310
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:07,244
I should have stayed
in the navy.
311
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:10,987
I'll be working in the main tunnel
up toward the base. Yeah, right.
312
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:50,244
Anderson? I'm at the, uh, L.A.
junction feed.
313
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:53,508
Anderson? Anderson?
314
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,510
Anderson?
315
00:25:57,294 --> 00:26:00,341
I think I found the problem.
316
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:04,606
Anderson? Anderson?
317
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:08,305
When are they gonna give us
some equipment that works?
318
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:19,490
I don't buy it.
I don't buy it.
319
00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:21,710
If George S. Patton himself...
God rest him...
320
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:24,321
Got out of his box and told me
personally, I wouldn't buy it.
321
00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:26,759
If the green guys thought
it was important enough,
322
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:29,413
I'm sure that they could arrange
for something like that.
323
00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:33,374
Yeah, but come on. Space monsters?
Give me a break, Ralph.
324
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,942
I send you in there for a
little easy search and vibe...
325
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,379
to figure out the problem
with your electric suit,
326
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:41,861
and you parachute us right in the
middle of a Japanese horror movie.
327
00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:46,082
I know it sounds incredible. I wouldn't
believe it myself, but I saw this thing!
328
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:48,519
Ralph, you actually...
You actually saw this thing?
329
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:53,655
I... Well, I... I saw a picture of
it and what it's capable of doing.
330
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:57,572
- It's horrible.
- Space monsters! I'm gonna get sick.
331
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,227
Okay. Okay. No, no, no.
Okay. Let us assume,
332
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:04,405
for the sake of argument, that we
have here a 40-ton ball of slime...
333
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:07,887
that eats electricity
and is headed for Los Angeles.
334
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:11,325
- What do we do about it?
- I thought you were the operational genius.
335
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:15,024
That's good, counselor. That's real good.
Kick it back to Uncle Maxwell.
336
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,331
The basic manual
of instruction does not...
337
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:20,203
I repeat... does not cover the
second feature at a drive-in.
338
00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:23,467
Look. These guys said
that if this thing...
339
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:26,557
gets into the mountains,
they will not be able to track it.
340
00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:29,406
I saw a map of the underground cable
system. It's a huge network of tunnels...
341
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:32,389
heading all the way
into Los Angeles.
342
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:36,219
This thing could go anywhere.
But they said it was heading south, right?
343
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,439
And they said it was drawn
to electricity.
344
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:41,442
So it's probably heading
towards the biggest charge.
345
00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:44,227
That's got to be the power plants in L.A.
346
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:48,057
We gotta dope this thing out.
We gotta pull over. That's what.
347
00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:59,068
Ralph, uh, you have to
get out of the car,
348
00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,549
because we have to
listen to the radio.
349
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,290
Please?
350
00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:25,399
We interrupt this broadcast to bring
you a KXGC Nightly News Bulletin.
351
00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:28,794
Electrical power outages have been
reported in the town of Newhall...
352
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:33,494
and the city of Flintridge, leaving the
northern portion of L.A. county in darkness.
353
00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:36,584
Please be advised to avoid
any unnecessary travel,
354
00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:40,153
and stay tuned to this station
for further information.
355
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:49,379
I can't take it anymore!
356
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:12,663
You know, it's one thing to have this suit and
to go through life looking like Captain Gonzo,
357
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:16,058
but this thing with alarms
going off and lights...
358
00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,713
and wristwatches
sticking to my chest...
359
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:22,108
I mean, I think I'm handling it
pretty good though, don't you?
360
00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,501
Huh? Huh?
Don't you think I am?
361
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:30,551
You think I like driving around in a car that
belches and toots and is driving me blind?
362
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:34,381
You think I like little green guys lurking
around and dead guys talking to me?
363
00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:38,689
No, I do not like it,
but, uh, we do what we gotta.
364
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:44,173
Since we all know how strong we're being about
this, shall we concentrate on the problem, huh?
365
00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:47,002
The radio says Hallendale's
the next place to be hit.
366
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:52,703
That means this thing is definitely moving
towards L.A., and moving pretty darn fast.
367
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:56,577
We can't let it get into the city.
I mean, uh, where does it go next?
368
00:29:56,620 --> 00:30:00,189
If it starts trekking across state lines, it
could literally black out the whole country.
369
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,931
We still have a chance to head it
off at Hallendale's power plant.
370
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:06,630
We could get in there, maybe turn
up the generators and draw it up.
371
00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:09,895
Yeah, right. Oh, finally,
a scenario with a potential.
372
00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:13,768
Let's see the map again.
We're gonna rope this sucker in and...
373
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,988
And what?
What are we gonna do once we have it?
374
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:20,035
Ralph is gonna grab this thing by the
snout and wipe his nose for him...
375
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:23,430
and wad it up and slam-dunk
him back into space.
376
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,610
Works for me.
377
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,321
Oh, that doesn't look good.
It's dark, foreboding.
378
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,497
It's like those movies. What movies?
379
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:52,111
Where the thing comes out and goes "blah,"
and you drop the popcorn under the seat.
380
00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:56,289
You certainly know how
to sum up a situation, Bill.
381
00:30:56,332 --> 00:31:00,075
Well, come on. We can't just
stand here all night. Let's go.
382
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:07,169
Rear guard?
383
00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:10,607
Ralph, somebody has to do it.
384
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:11,233
Bill, come in.
I think that thing was definitely here.
385
00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:17,936
I'll take a look around,
but I'm pretty sure it's long gone.
386
00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:32,602
Listen, Bill. That thing hasn't
been in there in at least an hour.
387
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,996
See, the thing is,
we gotta figure out a way...
388
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,957
to put the kibosh on this uh,
thing, uh, whatever it is.
389
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,134
I think the first thing we have
to do is pinpoint where it is...
390
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:46,747
Exactly where it is... drop Ralph in
there, uh, in the tunnel at that location,
391
00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:49,750
and then he bags this thing,
and it's the end of the scenario.
392
00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,882
The thing is, you're not
listening to me again.
393
00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:53,773
I don't know if this suit
is gonna be effective...
394
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:56,191
against something
that isn't from this world.
395
00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:58,759
How do I know the suit
can take any more electricity?
396
00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:01,718
My God, how do I know that I
can take any more electricity?
397
00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:05,722
We'll work
something out, Ralph.
398
00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:10,292
While you guys are working something
out, I'm gonna go in the bathroom...
399
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,381
and shave and try and keep
my sense of humor.
400
00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:27,875
Bill, I'm worried. What if we can't stop
whatever it is that thing did to him?
401
00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:30,269
He can't very well
go through life like this.
402
00:33:30,312 --> 00:33:32,749
No. I know. Anyway, first things first.
Come on.
403
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:36,840
While he's out of the room, let's get
an update on this little disaster.
404
00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:38,712
And the unexplained
power failures continue.
405
00:33:38,755 --> 00:33:41,454
The cities of Glendale and North
Hollywood are already dark,
406
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:43,456
confirming the city's
worst fears.
407
00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:46,763
Within hours, the entire city of
Los Angeles could be in the dark.
408
00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:49,418
Ralph, do you hear that?
Glendale's out. It's still moving.
409
00:33:57,687 --> 00:34:01,169
Ow!
410
00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:03,389
Ralph, what happened?
411
00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:05,434
I stuck my hand
under the water and...
412
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,828
Ralph, you could have
electrocuted yourself!
413
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:10,918
Yeah. Yeah.
414
00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:12,833
What's the matter?
415
00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:15,923
Whatever I'm charged with must come
from that thing in the space shuttle.
416
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:20,623
Now, its entire system is...
Is charged with electricity.
417
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:24,888
Ralph, that's terrific. That's it!
You got it! We'll blow his fuses for him.
418
00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:28,022
- How are you gonna do that?
- You get him to track a course...
419
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,634
to one of the hydroelectric
plants and give him a bath,
420
00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:34,028
and wham, we got us
a parboiled space geek.
421
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,225
If that thing is under Glendale already, it
must have picked up a pair of roller skates.
422
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,207
We need a map of the...
Wait a minute.
423
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:41,533
You're messing up the TV.
We need a map of the power tunnels.
424
00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:44,560
The County Planning Building is
closed on weekends. We gotta break in.
425
00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:46,997
- No, I know where most of the power plants are.
- Huh?
426
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:49,957
We sued them once, and I had to
tour most of the plants in the city.
427
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,525
There's a big hydroelectric
plant in Redfield.
428
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:56,181
Uh... Well, come on.
Let's go.
429
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:58,183
Will one of you guys
turn off this TV?
430
00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,837
Because I can't really
get that...
431
00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:02,926
Never mind.
432
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,147
It hit Glendale
not more than 20 minutes ago,
433
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:10,238
so it's probably
about half an hour away.
434
00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:13,981
We gotta get ahead of it. If we do, we can
drop Ralph down in one of those tunnels.
435
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:16,157
And maybe you can lure it
up the Redfield cable,
436
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,855
up to the hydroelectric
dam up there. What?
437
00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:21,902
You're charged with its voltage.
Maybe it'll follow you.
438
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:25,253
- That's what I'm afraid of.
- Ralph, you can do it. You gotta do it.
439
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:28,561
Bill, you know,
I'm a little scared.
440
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:30,650
Suit and all,
I'm a little bit scared.
441
00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:33,740
Yeah, kid. Me too.
Me too.
442
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,559
Well, this baby
has about had it.
443
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:12,822
We're gonna have to degauss
the engine or something.
444
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:17,697
The whole electrical system is about shot,
but I think we can... save it though.
445
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:22,223
Thanks, Ralph. Seven cars.
446
00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,356
I'll think of something.
This way, troops.
447
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:34,714
Oh. Ralph, give me
a hand here, will ya? Yeah.
448
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,895
Nothing to it.
449
00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:48,293
Stay.
450
00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:54,342
Okay, now, get down there
and get that sucker.
451
00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:56,692
It's awful dark down there.
452
00:36:56,736 --> 00:37:00,218
Uh, Ralph, the hydroelectric plant
is two miles right up the tunnel.
453
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:04,222
Now, ride him or lure him or whatever
you have to, but get him there,
454
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,267
and I'll see the reservoir
is full of water,
455
00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:09,270
and we'll parboil
his eggs for him.
456
00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:11,446
Listen.
If I don't come back...
457
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,971
Oh, Ralph,
you're gonna come back.
458
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,843
Yeah.
459
00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:37,298
Who was that guy? What was he wearing?
That's a specially grounded suit.
460
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:41,171
This is F.B.I. official business, sir.
I need your horse.
461
00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:44,131
I'll get him back to you
as quick as I can. What are you doing?
462
00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:46,220
What official business?
You can't take my horse!
463
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,267
What am I supposed to do, walk?
Counselor, come on, now.
464
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:52,139
Wait a minute!
Where you go... There you go.
465
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:55,229
All right. Here we go. Whoa! Wait.
Where are you going?
466
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,405
Geez, this park
is getting weird.
467
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:51,111
Bill. Bill?
468
00:39:56,176 --> 00:40:00,659
Lions and tigers and bears.
Oh, my.
469
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:27,729
Bill, come in.
I'm at the L.A. junction feed.
470
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,732
Bill?
471
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:26,440
Hey!
472
00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,489
There. All right.
473
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,238
Official business.
474
00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:45,198
Oh, F.B.I., huh?
I'm sorry, Jack.
475
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:48,941
We don't take orders from
patty melts on horseback. Is that right?
476
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:51,813
You're taking orders from me.
I want all these men out of here.
477
00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:53,815
We're evacuating.
This is a federal emergency!
478
00:41:53,859 --> 00:41:57,123
Now get your men out of here!
Get 'em out now! Everybody out! Out!
479
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,517
Now move it!
No, not you.
480
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,930
You're gonna take me to the sluice gates.
Come on, counselor.
481
00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:04,304
What's going on here? Emergency.
I'll tell you on the way.
482
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:19,058
This is crazy. You come in here and
tell me you're F.B.I.I wouldn't kid you.
483
00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:21,941
It is a federal emergency. I can't
tell you any more. You'd laugh at me.
484
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,325
All right, all right. Just fill
that reservoir as fast as you can.
485
00:42:36,336 --> 00:42:39,469
How long does this take?
Can't you speed it up?
486
00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:42,342
I'm going as fast as I can.
It just takes time.
487
00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:56,138
That's an overload.
It's dangerous to be here.
488
00:42:56,182 --> 00:43:00,403
Sit down there and finish
what you're doing. Don't quit.
489
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:14,069
You got any flashlights?
We're gonna lose this.
490
00:43:14,113 --> 00:43:16,681
They're back there
under the console.
491
00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:38,616
Rest of the building's clear.
You were supposed to go out with them.
492
00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:40,530
Is the reservoir
filled yet? Close.
493
00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:51,672
Here. Help him. Sit down.
Finish what you're doing.
494
00:44:00,246 --> 00:44:03,336
That's it.
The reservoir is filled.
495
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:25,575
Mr. Crocker,
sit down here.
496
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:29,101
All right. You're safe here.
Are you okay?
497
00:44:29,144 --> 00:44:31,799
Okay, yeah.
You just go on ahead. Honey, come on.
498
00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:59,017
Ralph, you're all right!
499
00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:04,544
Ralph, are you all right? Uh...
500
00:46:04,587 --> 00:46:08,200
See, I told you we'd find an
answer, figure something out.
501
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:19,602
Coffee maker,
can opener, radio, toaster.
502
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,667
I can't believe it.
Everything in this place is melted down.
503
00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:25,434
I'm sure glad we didn't have
the strategy meet at my place.
504
00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:27,654
Oh, he's so understanding.
505
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:30,962
Makes you want to give him
a hug, doesn't it, Ralph?
506
00:46:31,005 --> 00:46:35,444
Hey, Bill, I wonder what we can
get for this stuff per pound.
507
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:40,362
You know, I... I can't believe
that I am decharged...
508
00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:44,976
or degaussed or "denegative-ionized"
or whatever you call it.
509
00:46:45,019 --> 00:46:47,500
You know, when that, uh,
thing had me in a bear hug,
510
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:50,895
it must have, uh, taken all
the electricity out of my body.
511
00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,636
And the electric squid
gets atomized.
512
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:58,337
Boy, I love it when you can dope out
a scenario as efficient as this one.
513
00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:00,643
You know, I hate to be
a critic here, Bill,
514
00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:05,518
but, uh, "dope out" seems to be the
perfect choice of words in this case.
515
00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:08,956
Is that some kind of crack?
Uh... "Something will come up."
516
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,958
"That's all right.
We'll work it out.
517
00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:13,439
Don't worry, kid.
It's gonna be just fine."
518
00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:15,658
Oh, yes. And my
very favorite of all...
519
00:47:15,702 --> 00:47:20,098
"You want an answer? The answer is I
don't know." I love that one, Bill.
520
00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:22,728
Well, I didn't know. What do you
want, the truth or something else?
521
00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:26,017
You know, I'm just glad
we made it through the weekend.
522
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:28,628
I mean, I don't mind
saying this: I was scared.
523
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:32,153
And now we have Ralph back,
all uncharged.
524
00:47:32,197 --> 00:47:36,636
Well, you know, Pam, you should have
tried me when I was still charged up.
525
00:47:36,679 --> 00:47:39,769
I might have been
a very exciting guy.
526
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:45,601
Come over here and give me a kiss.
I like you just the way you are.
527
00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:50,563
Okay.
528
00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:53,566
Oh. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
529
00:47:54,610 --> 00:47:56,786
Oh, no. Static electricity
from the carpet.
530
00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:01,879
It's called clumsy.
531
00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:03,271
It's called technique.Yeah.
532
00:48:03,321 --> 00:48:07,871
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