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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:07,257 Hey, guys, come on please, man. 2 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,781 All I wanna do is go back to my car, huh? 3 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,306 Look, I don't want any trouble. 4 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:23,752 Jesus loves you, my friend. 5 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,928 That's terrific news. 6 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:31,847 Onward Christian soldiers 7 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:38,984 Marching as to war 8 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:44,468 With the cross of Jesus 9 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:51,519 Going on before 10 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,131 Christ, the royal banner 11 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,389 So how's it going with the class? 12 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,718 Listen to 'em. 13 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,043 You can hear 'em all the way down here. 14 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,504 Ray, I've had this class two weeks, 15 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,201 and I'm getting nowhere with them. 16 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,682 It sounds like cowboy night at the Palomino Club. 17 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,380 Yeah, well, that's special education for you, Ralph. 18 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,315 I mean, these kids are in here 'cause they're trouble. 19 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,819 They're disrupting the entire high school, you know? 20 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,343 We get pencils and notebooks. 21 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:19,476 What we need is riot guns and helmets. 22 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,652 Hey, look, look, I'm sorry you got the duty. 23 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:22,436 I really am. 24 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,741 I sympathize. 25 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,482 But I had this class for eight months, 26 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:28,398 and my medical insurance about got canceled. 27 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,182 Just sit on 'em, keep the door closed, 28 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,248 wear a flack vest, and read them the Sunday funnies. 29 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,534 You'll make it. 30 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:34,859 I just thought maybe I could get these kids 31 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,798 back into the mainstream of the school. 32 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:39,888 I mean, that is the general idea, isn't it? 33 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,804 Some of these kids are really smart, Ray, like Rhonda. 34 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,936 You talkin' about love me Rhonda? 35 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,198 Come on, Ralph, get serious. 36 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:47,939 You got a trash can in there. 37 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,263 Now, you get soft on these kids, 38 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,570 and they're gonna plow you right under. 39 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,474 I just think I oughta be able to do some good, 40 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,858 get them interested, even one. 41 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,062 Is that so damned impossible? 42 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:04,913 Looks like your chair, Ralph. 43 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,002 Hey, look, a good technique here is, 44 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:10,179 is just to get it and throw it right back in at 'em. 45 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,486 Or there's the Clyde Beatty technique. 46 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:13,965 Use it to keep 'em at bay. 47 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,421 I'm gonna make a difference with these kids. 48 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,075 Yeah, it sounds like yours truly eight months ago. 49 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,231 And then they filled my gas tank with sand, 50 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,103 they poured kerosene on my lawn, 51 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:22,452 and my spirit of rehabilitation 52 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,193 just kind of went right out the window. 53 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,587 And I went to defense tactics. 54 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,153 Here you go, sport. 55 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,069 Knock 'em dead. 56 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:32,940 Thanks, Ray. 57 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:52,352 Hey, hey, let's knock it off, huh? 58 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:56,486 Can we come to order, please? 59 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:03,841 Good morning. 60 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,583 Good morning, teacher. 61 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:07,497 What do we got here, 62 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:08,977 an elimination or a main event? 63 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,327 Oh, we was having a discussion about current events. 64 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,069 Sorta a recap on yesterday's class, Mr. H. 65 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:16,419 Name's Ralph Hinkley, Tony, not Mr. H., okay? 66 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:17,768 Who cares, huh? 67 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,204 I mean what cares about you. 68 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:21,119 You're just this month's checkered coat, Jim. 69 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:23,121 You don't make no difference to me. 70 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,994 Hey, how 'bout I show you my right hook after class? 71 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,865 How 'bout that, Mr. H.? 72 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,190 - Oh, yeah, Tony, yeah, yeah. - Show him, Tony. 73 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:31,173 You know, maybe that's not a bad idea, Tony. 74 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,977 Suppose I call Coach Freeman and tell him you and I 75 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,524 are gonna do three three-minute rounds 76 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,154 in the gym tomorrow with gloves and headgear? 77 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:37,048 Why not now, sucker? 78 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,180 We don't need no head gear. 79 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,008 No, I got something else planned 80 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:42,532 for today, but we'll do it tomorrow. 81 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:45,187 Oh, oh, oh, do I love this. 82 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,015 Do I love this. 83 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,930 How 'bout this, Rhonda, huh? 84 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,497 You're a clown, Tony. 85 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,934 Yeah, okay, okay, hey, we're getting out of here today. 86 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,085 We're going on a field trip. 87 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,632 A field trip? 88 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:58,766 Man, we never go nowhere. 89 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,245 Ain't nobody told you? 90 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:02,683 See, this class gets loose in public, 91 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,598 everybody's insurance premiums go up. 92 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,167 I arranged for a van. 93 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,580 We're gonna go out to the desert today. 94 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:12,040 The desert? 95 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:16,131 Yeah, I want you guys to see some stuff out there. 96 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:19,482 Call it a geological trip, all right? 97 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:20,483 Come on, get your stuff together. 98 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,310 Let's go. 99 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,353 Come on, move! 100 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:30,711 Let's go! 101 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:31,775 Do me a favor, Tony, why don't 102 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:34,192 you pick up that chair for me? 103 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,415 Hey, man, you want me? 104 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,592 You do what I say. 105 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:04,701 My mom just left again 106 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:10,272 My dad don't understand 107 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:15,538 I got no job, I'm broke 108 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:21,152 I feel like I'm a joke 109 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:24,286 I doubt that I'm the only one 110 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:27,202 I need a place where I can run 111 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:32,250 Why can't I just have some fun 112 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,515 It's just my life 113 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,169 I couldn't change it if I tried 114 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:41,129 But I don't I care 115 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,566 I might as well just run and hide 116 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,569 It's just my life 117 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:49,964 And it's all I've got to live 118 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:52,096 Honey, you're a little over-trained. 119 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,272 I only ate half the pie, and I sent it back, 120 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,710 and a cup of coffee, please. 121 00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,625 Thank you. 122 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,894 Hey, you guys, remember where we're from all right? 123 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:08,722 The table in the back. 124 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,640 The table in the back, the table in the back. 125 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,816 Come on, let's go. 126 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,382 Let's go, let's go. 127 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,352 Hey, hey, you? 128 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:32,876 Yeah, that's right. 129 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:33,790 I'm talkin' to you. 130 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,575 You got a problem or somethin'? 131 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,228 You don't like the way I look? 132 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,490 Hey, Tony, come on. 133 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,404 Come on, sit down. 134 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,015 Get a load of this guy. 135 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:44,322 Looks like he stole Elliot Ness' wardrobe or somethin'? 136 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:45,933 I don't like the way you look. 137 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,258 - How 'bout that? - Come on, Tony. 138 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,651 Let's give this guy the day off, all right? 139 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,502 Hey, what am I, spit, huh? 140 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,201 This guy looks at me like I'm some kind of bug, 141 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,898 some kind of nothing bug, a cockroach... 142 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,291 If you're looking for trouble, 143 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,641 you've just come across the west coast distributor. 144 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,643 Oh, oh, oh, I love this. 145 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,558 We got a smart mouth on our hands. 146 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,647 A fighter. 147 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:05,929 I'll get this guy cooled out, all right? 148 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,868 If you're gonna run around with the monkeys, 149 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,434 you gotta remember to bring the cages. 150 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,306 It saves trouble up front. 151 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,524 Yeah, come on. 152 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,405 But then like they say, clothes don't make the man. 153 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:27,235 I mean, if you wanna dress like Archie Bunker going 154 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:31,631 to church, I mean, whose business is that but yours, right? 155 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,764 I mean, I'm real loose on that point. 156 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:36,940 Come on, Tony. 157 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,376 Let's go look at the menu. 158 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:42,598 Yeah, right, I'm gonna go take a look at the menu. 159 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,490 Take any more of these things off ya, 160 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,013 I'm gonna have to open a shop in Tijuana. 161 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:47,777 Now, go on. 162 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:48,821 Sit down. 163 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,136 Listen, I'm sorry. 164 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,703 That's nice. 165 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,140 That makes everything all right then. 166 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,272 I said I'm sorry. 167 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,229 What do you want, a trip to Europe? 168 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,274 Leave me alone, pal. 169 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,754 I got my own problems. 170 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,234 Well, yeah, sure, you bet. 171 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,063 Listen. 172 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,545 We're a special ed class. 173 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,199 We're here on a field trip. 174 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,350 Now, sometimes these kids, they get a little raunchy. 175 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,071 That's all, and I apologize. 176 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,292 I'd like to buy your lunch or something. 177 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,971 Whoa, man, check that out! 178 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,325 Get it, Tony, get it, yeah! 179 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,423 How come we're not on the road anymore? 180 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,252 Hey, what happened to the engine, Mr. Hinkley? 181 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,262 How long can you keep this stuff up? 182 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,491 What the hell's going on out here? 183 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:37,887 Gee, let me out of here! 184 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:55,557 I think it's just some kind of power short or something. 185 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,351 There's a gas station back there about a mile. 186 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,223 I'm gonna leave you guys here. 187 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,615 Rodriguez, you're in charge. 188 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,984 I want you to stick close to the van, 189 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,314 and don't tear up the upholstery. 190 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,445 Oh, hey, come on, man. 191 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,858 I don't wanna be in charge of nothin'. 192 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,144 You're in charge. 193 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,015 Anything gets broken up, it's your tail. 194 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:23,411 Oh, Paco, you get to be the classroom monitor. 195 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:24,454 Lucky pucky. 196 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,154 Back in half an hour! 197 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:50,786 Hey, wait a minute! 198 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,092 What are you doing? 199 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,789 Hey! 200 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:22,992 Boy, you take yourself way too seriously, pal. 201 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,646 No, don't do that. 202 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,169 That's my best pistolo. 203 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,562 What's the matter with you? 204 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,693 I wanna know what kind 205 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,478 of an institution did you escape from? 206 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,001 This one. 207 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,789 You just tried to run me down! 208 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,704 No, no, it just went. 209 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,752 I don't know what. 210 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,580 I couldn't control it. 211 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,774 Maybe the steering knuckle broke. 212 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:49,497 I don't know what happened. 213 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,398 Well? 214 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,576 I can't see anything. 215 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,448 It looks okay to me. 216 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:37,588 Daffy Duck government equipment, nothing works. 217 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,766 Something weird's going on out here. 218 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:55,041 These creeps have never heard of preventive maintenance. 219 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,753 What is it? 220 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,241 Get it out of here. 221 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,896 I can't. 222 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:17,966 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. 223 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:32,894 You. 224 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,549 Will. 225 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,332 At. 226 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,160 The. 227 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,204 Car. 228 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,685 You. 229 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:42,817 Will. 230 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,472 Listen. 231 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,039 You. 232 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,302 Will. 233 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,912 Decide. 234 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,177 Bill? 235 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,222 Hello, Bill? 236 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,876 John, is that you? 237 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,316 Bill, I'm in the spaceship. 238 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,665 Now, the people here what you and 239 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,362 Ralph Hinkley to work for them. 240 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,103 They want Mr. Hinkley to accept a gift 241 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,237 which contains these unearthly powers. 242 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,760 Unearthly powers? 243 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,196 It's a suit that will 244 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,938 work on Mr. Hinkley, nobody else. 245 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,592 There are these instructions. 246 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,289 You're supposed to work with him, 247 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,031 to tell him what problems that need to be solved. 248 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,773 It is up to you whether to accept. 249 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,557 If you don't accept, then in two weeks, 250 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,906 the suit will disintegrate. 251 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:29,950 A suit? 252 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:31,431 I don't need a suit. 253 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,519 I got plenty of suits. 254 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,912 I'm coming down, okay? 255 00:19:56,717 --> 00:20:00,808 Hey, Bill, I'm gonna put it in the trunk, okay? 256 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,375 Okay? 257 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,159 Yeah, in the trunk. 258 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:07,770 Whatever. 259 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,575 Mr. Hinkley, it's up to you and Bill now. 260 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,316 You've gotta do this. 261 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,970 You've gotta take this on. 262 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:35,146 You can change things. 263 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,975 Save this planet from destruction. 264 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,196 Who shot ya? 265 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,372 Who did that to you, John? 266 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,593 Are you all right? 267 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,072 I'm dead. 268 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,987 Ain't that a laugh? 269 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,294 Been dead for six hours. 270 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,515 The ship picked me up out there afterwards. 271 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,212 I'm leaving with them. 272 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,823 It's a new life for me. 273 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,261 Nice working with you, Bill. 274 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:18,728 He was dead. 275 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:20,948 I noticed. 276 00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,071 I'll see ya, kid. 277 00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:58,681 Enjoy the package. 278 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:00,814 Wait a minute. 279 00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:03,599 What are we supposed to do? 280 00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:04,861 You're the teacher. 281 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,996 Well, Mr. Maxwell, we have to talk about this. 282 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,345 You talk about it. 283 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,303 Let 'em put you in the bug bin, not me. 284 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:13,914 Hey, wait a minute. 285 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:16,077 We gotta at least exchange phone numbers or something? 286 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,049 God! 287 00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:21,790 You jerk! 288 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:37,024 We found a dream house, backyard picket fence 289 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:44,205 Moving boxes, memories in hand 290 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:49,210 I thought of days gone by 291 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:53,040 And I took that homeward drive 292 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:58,088 A voice inside me cried at what I saw 293 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:02,528 Well, it told me this is not 294 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:05,444 Your town 295 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,097 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 296 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,143 Stop dropping the matches in the carburetor. 297 00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:11,667 It ain't never gonna get fixed. 298 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:16,193 Take a look and you will find 299 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,152 You had some other place in mind 300 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,502 Hey, look, Villicana, this ain't no ravioli dinner here. 301 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:22,025 This is an engine, right? 302 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,177 So why don't you go blow garlic in somebody else's face. 303 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:26,073 How about I just dropkick you into next week? 304 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:27,204 You and what army, chump? 305 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,249 Hey, hold it! 306 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,511 Hold it! 307 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,817 Hey, Mr. H. 308 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,688 Hey, did you see those weird lights out there? 309 00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:34,516 What are you doing with the carburetor? 310 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,343 Hey, check it out. 311 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:36,344 We're fixing this pig. 312 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:37,693 Tony, what'd you do that for? 313 00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:39,137 There wasn't anything wrong with it. 314 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:40,453 Hey, don't get all lathered up. 315 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,916 You ain't talking to no inexperienced guys here. 316 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,571 We both been in auto shop most of our high school careers. 317 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:46,765 Come on, hurry up, get that thing out. 318 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,182 I wanna get out of here. 319 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,203 Hey, Mr. Hinkley, did you see them shooting lights? 320 00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:51,490 Where'd you guys go? 321 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,858 Rodriguez, I told you to stick tight. 322 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,077 Come on, Tony, let's get going. 323 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,363 I wanna go. 324 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,757 Hey, Mr. Hinkley, can I speak to you, please? 325 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,193 It's important. 326 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:01,021 And don't lose anything. 327 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,631 Can I talk to you, please? 328 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,328 It's private. 329 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:05,697 Why don't you put that with the other thing? 330 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:07,157 Hey, hey, how'd you do that? 331 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,158 Hey, they didn't work before. 332 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:09,812 Well, they work now. 333 00:25:09,856 --> 00:25:12,946 Hey, Mr. H., I've been thinking about for lunch tomorrow, 334 00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:15,078 you better order up something nice and soft 335 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:16,752 because you're gonna be chewing with busted teeth. 336 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,473 Whoa, yeah! 337 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,430 I'm a killer. 338 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:20,475 Check it out. 339 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:23,347 Give me a hand over here, killer. 340 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,784 You got that Lincoln spring? 341 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:25,935 Yeah, I got that Lincoln spring. 342 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,614 - Give it up. - Man, give some light. 343 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:37,884 Do you like me, Mr. Hinkley? 344 00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:38,667 Of course, I like you. 345 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,539 You think I'm cheap? 346 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,673 Look, Rhonda. 347 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:47,067 My mother thinks I'm cheap, but then 348 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,983 she's cheap, so how would she know. 349 00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:56,598 Look, Rhonda, I know you think that there's something 350 00:25:56,642 --> 00:26:00,254 going between us, but I'm just your teacher. 351 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:08,567 Well, you know what you are? 352 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:12,222 You're spit, and I hope Tony hurts you real bad. 353 00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,008 Rhonda. 354 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:17,290 Just forget it because you don't care, and nobody cares. 355 00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:18,577 Rhonda! 356 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:21,143 Rhonda! 357 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,106 We'll be ready in two minutes. 358 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,369 Notify the Vice President. 359 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:34,462 Oh, that'll be fine. 360 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:37,247 I want to talk to the Vice President. 361 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:41,469 Ah, you're looking good, Adam. 362 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:42,775 I read the speech, Nelson. 363 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,777 It's kind of unrelenting. 364 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:47,214 Now, let's not get cold feet now. 365 00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:48,278 This is your chance to correct 366 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:50,130 that weak image people have of you. 367 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,088 Well, it's just that the policies are set 368 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,873 by the President, and I think I... 369 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,875 I had hoped that it wouldn't be necessary 370 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,399 to review your career, but if you recall, 371 00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:00,531 I got you the Vice Presidential nomination. 372 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,359 I bought it two years ago when you were 373 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,405 a nothing governor from a nowhere state. 374 00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:06,146 And now, I'm going to put you in the 375 00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,930 highest office in this nation. 376 00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:11,760 I guess it's just that I'm not a risk taker. 377 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:18,680 Is the Vice President ready? 378 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,291 Is he, Adam? 379 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:26,819 I come to you with feelings of remorse, 380 00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,559 and the distinct knowledge that I may be 381 00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:30,823 on the brink of political suicide. 382 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,912 I've decided to go against party platforms 383 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,871 and to use my position to point out growing concerns 384 00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:38,047 I have on several international 385 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:41,311 and domestic issues facing our nation. 386 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,141 Mr. Hinkley, I was getting kind of worried. 387 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:47,404 You know, you said six o'clock, and it's 11:30. 388 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:48,318 I had some car trouble. 389 00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:49,668 Thanks for staying, Susan. 390 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,451 Kevin, okay? 391 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:51,408 Oh, he's terrific. 392 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,410 He's upstairs asleep. 393 00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:55,891 Ms. Davidson called, said to tell you it's important. 394 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:57,371 I gotta go. 395 00:27:57,414 --> 00:28:01,288 Okay, how much do I owe you, honey? 396 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,115 Thanks for the tip. 397 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:03,158 See ya! 398 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:07,381 We stand on a terrible precipice. 399 00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:10,253 The world waits for us to make a move. 400 00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:12,255 We cannot underestimate the importance 401 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:14,083 of our domestic problems. 402 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:16,346 If our business community fails, 403 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,958 indeed, our entire nation fails. 404 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,474 Oh, please. 405 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:03,872 Would you look at this thing? 406 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:18,408 It's a bird. 407 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:20,496 It's a plane. 408 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:23,370 It's Ralph Hinkley. 409 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:30,812 Hello. 410 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,074 Hi, it's me. 411 00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:34,337 Hi, how's everything out on the desert? 412 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:35,904 What's up? 413 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,621 Well, tomorrow is about the most important day 414 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:40,430 in this whole custody suit, so dress for the occasion. 415 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,998 And remember, Alicia will be pawing the ground 416 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:45,522 and breathing fire on our little band of crusaders. 417 00:29:45,566 --> 00:29:46,785 Oh, did you see her today? 418 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,830 Mm-mm, I spoke to her attorney. 419 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,397 He told me she has a beautiful tan 420 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,008 from her modeling assignment in Brazil. 421 00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:55,968 Apparently, the bathing suit commercial was a total success. 422 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,578 She'll make lots of money, and she's 423 00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,145 all set to lavish it on Kevin. 424 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,929 Well, that's an encouraging tidbit. 425 00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:02,452 You sound down. 426 00:30:02,496 --> 00:30:03,714 Yeah. 427 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:05,586 Look, Ralph, it's not gonna be that tough. 428 00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:07,936 As your attorney, I can say we have it nailed down. 429 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,460 She's off all over the place on these modeling assignments. 430 00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,549 She can't be yanking him in and out of schools. 431 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:13,899 We'll do just fine. 432 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:16,553 Remember, 12 o'clock, County Courthouse, 433 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,468 Judge Nesson's chambers, second floor. 434 00:30:18,512 --> 00:30:19,730 Thanks, Pam. 435 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,211 Are you okay, hun? 436 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:23,169 You sound wasted. 437 00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:25,214 I'll see you tomorrow. 438 00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:33,919 Batman to Super Friends, priority one emergency. 439 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:35,616 There's nothing to worry about. 440 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:39,620 I should be able to neutralize it with my super breath. 441 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,409 Batman to Robin, I'm 442 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:47,604 not getting good enough readings. 443 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:48,542 Oh. 444 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:49,673 I've got to fly the 445 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:51,197 Batcopter into the eye of the tornado. 446 00:30:57,725 --> 00:30:58,725 Oh boy. 447 00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:03,687 Hi, sailor. 448 00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:06,603 Superman, men all over the world are being dematerialized 449 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:09,650 by strange possessed women with glowing eyes. 450 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,173 We need your help. 451 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:13,088 I'll contact the rest of the Super Friends 452 00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:16,222 and have them keep an eye out for those strange women. 453 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,050 In seconds, the call goes out 454 00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,856 alerting the other Super Friends to the impending emergency. 455 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,709 Hey, Kev, would you get the phone? 456 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:34,414 What we need, Robin, 457 00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:36,764 is one more Super Friend that can fly. 458 00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,288 Robin, prepare ion static rays. 459 00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,770 It should break up the tornado. 460 00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:43,553 Yeah! 461 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:44,946 It's Pam! 462 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,383 She says she wants to talk to you. 463 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:48,645 Oh? 464 00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:50,430 All right, Kev. 465 00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:52,954 Why don't you go downstairs and put the eggs on, all right? 466 00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:55,522 What's going on? 467 00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:57,567 How come the door's locked? 468 00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,656 Oh, locked? 469 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,049 Can I come in? 470 00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:04,966 Oh, yeah, let me unlock the door, huh? 471 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,578 Daddy, what is that? 472 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:13,975 Kevin, come on now. 473 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:18,023 Don't ask silly questions. 474 00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,589 Let's go downstairs and talk to Pam. 475 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,417 You have a phone in here. 476 00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,506 What was that, a cape? 477 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,812 Kevin, come on. 478 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:26,987 Come on. 479 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,686 Now, don't argue with me. 480 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,604 Yeah, hello, how you doing? 481 00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:36,321 Well, I was worried about you last night. 482 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,739 Oh, yeah, well I'm doing much better now. 483 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:39,653 Thanks. 484 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:41,524 Okay, well just be on time. 485 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,570 12 o'clock, and don't worry. 486 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:44,745 Everything'll be fine. 487 00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:45,789 Kiss Kevin for me. 488 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,704 Yeah, I will. 489 00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:50,011 Thanks for calling, bye. 490 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,621 Are the most powerful sources 491 00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:54,363 of good ever assembled, Superman, 492 00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,413 Batman and Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, 493 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:06,245 dedicated to truth, justice, and peace for all mankind. 494 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,816 What's that in the bag, Dad? 495 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:13,600 This? 496 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,210 Oh, it's nothing. 497 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:16,733 Listen, Kev, did you happen to see 498 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:19,519 kind of a black book type of binder 499 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,303 with lights in the living room this morning? 500 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:22,870 Is it from school? 501 00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:23,784 Tell you the truth, honey, 502 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,568 I don't know where it's from. 503 00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:28,006 I didn't see one, Dad. 504 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:29,659 Darn it. 505 00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:32,271 I must've lost it in the desert. 506 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:35,578 Is everything okay? 507 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:38,103 Yeah, everything is A-okay. 508 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:40,931 You know what? 509 00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:42,759 We're both gonna be late for school. 510 00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:44,718 You gonna see Mommy today? 511 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,676 Say hi from me, okay? 512 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,680 Hey, listen, honey. 513 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,682 This thing with me and Mommy, you know 514 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:56,251 that we both love ya, and we both want ya. 515 00:33:56,295 --> 00:33:58,862 And, I don't want you to have to choose 516 00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:01,952 'cause that's not fair, but I just thought maybe 517 00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:04,651 there's something you'd like to to say about it. 518 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:07,175 I love you, and I love Mom. 519 00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:11,614 Come here. 520 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,877 And I love you too, Kevin. 521 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,621 Let's go, huh? 522 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,270 It's still running, I hope. 523 00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,620 Oh, a little early morning humor aimed at taking 524 00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,535 the sting out of missing assembly, hm? 525 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,165 Star Spangled Banner is a killer to sing. 526 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,470 I'm trying to slip in a little late 527 00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:07,409 these days, save the strain on my voice. 528 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:10,369 So, who's the clown in the upper school bathroom? 529 00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:12,849 I think he's in there throwing up. 530 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:15,591 And he says he's a friend of yours. 531 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,830 Look, Dave, why don't you give me some air, all right? 532 00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:20,683 Hinkley, get that drunk out of the upper school bathroom 533 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:23,251 before the assembly is over, you got that? 534 00:35:23,295 --> 00:35:25,775 Okay, I'll see what I can do. 535 00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,914 Well, well, well, Lawrence of Palmdale, 536 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:35,829 the old desert chicken. 537 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,702 How you doing, Bill? 538 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:44,490 I got an ulcer that kicks up when I'm under stress. 539 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:46,883 Rye whiskey, why don't you try some battery acid? 540 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:49,234 Not the best therapy, no. 541 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:53,151 I haven't been drunk in 10 years. 542 00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,978 I couldn't handle last night. 543 00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:58,895 I don't believe in that stuff, whatever it was. 544 00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:02,943 Poor John walking around, dead. 545 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:03,900 We did see it. 546 00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:04,945 It was real. 547 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:06,207 Yep. 548 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,837 There's something you gotta know about me. 549 00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,471 I'm by the book, always have been, 550 00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:13,475 always will be, by the book, and it really bends my frame 551 00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:16,913 when things get over into the margins. 552 00:36:16,957 --> 00:36:18,045 Into the margins. 553 00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:19,829 I'd say we're clear off the page here. 554 00:36:19,873 --> 00:36:21,570 And I don't think you're my kind of guy, 555 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:24,486 nothing personal just a fact of life. 556 00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:25,792 All this is kind of an apology 557 00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:27,030 for running out on you last night. 558 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:29,535 That's not my style, either, definitely not, 559 00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:32,842 so I apologize. 560 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:34,757 It's high on my all-time list of favorites. 561 00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:35,758 Listen, you gotta go. 562 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:36,542 I gotta class. 563 00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:37,325 Whoa, wait a minute. 564 00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:38,544 Just wait a second. 565 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,850 We got a little problem here, you and me. 566 00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:43,070 We got this suit or whatever 567 00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:48,902 that we're supposed to use? 568 00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:51,272 Is that the way you read it? 569 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,080 I'm supposed to use. 570 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,257 It's a small point, but I think a pertinent one. 571 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,651 Well, what I got here, what you don't got, 572 00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:01,001 Mr. Hinkley, is a dead partner. 573 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,848 If you will recall, somebody shot him full of holes, 574 00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:04,312 which is a definite no-no in my book. 575 00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:05,310 That's the same one I mentioned 576 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,572 a moment ago, the one I go by. 577 00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:09,183 All right, I think I got a way for us to go. 578 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,924 First of all, I run the show. 579 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,162 You got any problem with that? 580 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:14,057 Yeah, a little one, maybe a big one. 581 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:16,495 Tough. 582 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:17,820 You take your instructions from me. 583 00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:19,541 We figure out a best-guess scenario 584 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,282 on what's going on, work from that. 585 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:25,547 At least, until I find whoever it was nailed John, okay? 586 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:29,638 Did you read the manual yet, the instructions? 587 00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:30,596 No. 588 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:31,901 I gotta go. 589 00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:33,009 - Try on the suit? - Well, sort of. 590 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:34,034 What happened? 591 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,601 Well, nothing really. 592 00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,951 I haven't quite figured out how it's supposed to work yet. 593 00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:40,301 Well, you should've read the instructions first. 594 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:41,302 It's bound to be weird. 595 00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:43,217 Oh, I doubt that. 596 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,326 I think if they're as powerful as we've already seen, 597 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,960 they would make it fairly simple to use. 598 00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:47,874 What's your address? 599 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,155 I'll go over and start reading. 600 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,006 - It's not there. - Where is it? 601 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,225 - Lost. - Come again? 602 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,313 The suit's in the car. 603 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,750 I lost the instruction book. 604 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:01,714 Come on, kid, don't play around. 605 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:02,758 It's gone. 606 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,868 Disappeared right after you did 607 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:06,999 and before I got back to the van. 608 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,156 I mean, it's a long walk. 609 00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:14,944 It's almost a mile. 610 00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:18,165 Yeah, I really got me a live one here. 611 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,775 Oh, boy. 612 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:21,342 Look, I gotta go. 613 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,885 Listen, you call me in a couple of days. 614 00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:24,930 If I figure out how to make it work, we can meet then. 615 00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:28,784 We'll figure it out now, butterfingers. 616 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:29,935 And the next time I tell you something, 617 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,197 the only thing I wanna hear out of you 618 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:34,094 is, "Yes, sir," or, "How soon?" 619 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:35,008 That's all. 620 00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:35,791 That's it. 621 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,750 That's the basic drill. 622 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:40,970 I'm the guy with the suit, Mr. Maxwell. 623 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,494 You give me any problems, I'm gonna 624 00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,887 turn you into 170 pounds of dog chow. 625 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:47,020 Now, you call me in a couple of days. 626 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,326 That's the drill. 627 00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:54,157 Oh. 628 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,727 Try not to lose the suit. 629 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:02,775 That's it, now get it up. 630 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:03,732 That's it, stick him. 631 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:05,691 Stick him, that's right. 632 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,745 Hey, hey, hey, come on, ref! 633 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:20,053 Hey, Tony, come on, man! 634 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:21,184 Tony, come on! 635 00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:22,098 Hey, late shot? 636 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:23,404 I'll give you a late shot. 637 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,468 All right, listen to me now. 638 00:39:24,492 --> 00:39:26,102 Here's what we gotta do. 639 00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:28,975 Now, I want you to dig and stick this guy and move. 640 00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:30,585 Now, go to the body on him. 641 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:31,934 Go to the body. 642 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,521 Keep your right up and stick and dig and move 643 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,982 and stick and stick and stick and move and dig and stick. 644 00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,157 Okay? 645 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,985 Okay, here we go, pal. 646 00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:40,943 You got it. 647 00:39:40,987 --> 00:39:42,075 All right, we got this kid. 648 00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:42,858 He's ours! 649 00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:44,207 The kid's ours! 650 00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:46,688 Go get him, Ralphie boy! 651 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,877 Stick, jab, jab, that's it! 652 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:02,661 That's it, that's it! 653 00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:04,140 Come on! 654 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:06,795 Hey, hey, ref, watch the trip! 655 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,193 That's it, that's it! 656 00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:32,952 Good fight. 657 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,695 One, one, and even, it's a draw. 658 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:39,175 - A draw? - Come on! 659 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,921 Hey, Mr. Hinkley, you want some more, you just ask. 660 00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,924 No, Tony, you got too much for me. 661 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:53,189 Yeah, spin a guy all the way! 662 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,028 Hey, Mr. H., Hinkley. 663 00:41:10,424 --> 00:41:12,470 Yeah, I'm sorry about that late shot, you know? 664 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:16,517 I ain't used to fighting rules, so it was like a reflex. 665 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:17,649 I accept your apology. 666 00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:19,651 Hey, I wasn't apologizing. 667 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,696 I was, like, explaining. 668 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,047 Well, Tony, I accept your explanation. 669 00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:28,268 See, with me, it's like respect, you know? 670 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:31,358 I mean, you got a guy's respect, you got everything, right? 671 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:34,448 Yeah, yeah, that's true. 672 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,711 So, okay, you come down here, 673 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:38,147 you put on the gloves with me, 674 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:39,584 you take one hell of a beating, 675 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,238 and I'm saying, "Hey, it takes a big dude," right? 676 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:45,851 So, okay, I'm also saying maybe I was wrong. 677 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,376 But I'm also saying you mess with my squeeze, 678 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:51,247 I'm gonna have to pop you in the melon again. 679 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,728 Tony, I'm not interested in Rhonda, believe me. 680 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,513 I'm just trying to teach her, that's all. 681 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:58,211 Maybe she needs some of that respect you're talking about. 682 00:41:58,254 --> 00:41:59,647 You ever think about that? 683 00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:01,582 Hey, man, she's just a girl, you know what I mean? 684 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:04,434 Yeah, well, listen, she's got feelings just like you, 685 00:42:04,478 --> 00:42:06,088 and all you guys, you treat her 686 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:08,308 like she's some kind of a pushover. 687 00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:09,918 She likes you. 688 00:42:09,962 --> 00:42:12,322 She likes me because I treat her with respect, that's all. 689 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:14,532 Why don't you try that? 690 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,683 Listen, send her some flowers. 691 00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:16,707 I gotta go. 692 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,145 Flowers? 693 00:42:19,188 --> 00:42:22,148 Hey, I ain't no Cary Grant. 694 00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:40,296 Oh no, I'll never make court. 695 00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:31,912 What? 696 00:43:37,092 --> 00:43:41,314 The suit, no, mad idea. 697 00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:47,059 Stay on the ground, boy. 698 00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:20,135 Boy, I hate this. 699 00:44:20,179 --> 00:44:21,223 I really hate this. 700 00:44:21,267 --> 00:44:23,182 Jeez, in a toilet putting on long 701 00:44:23,225 --> 00:44:25,097 underwear, where's my life going? 702 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,402 I'm gonna miss court. 703 00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:29,014 Jesus, if I get caught, I am dead. 704 00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:34,846 Jerry, how many times does Daddy have to tell you? 705 00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:39,372 Tell me when you have to go, and not wait until it's too... 706 00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:40,415 Oh, hi. 707 00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,288 Oh, I'm sorry. 708 00:44:42,331 --> 00:44:43,482 I didn't know the bathroom was in use. 709 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:44,812 Oh yeah, I'm a... 710 00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:45,770 We can come back. 711 00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:46,596 No, that's all right. 712 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,163 I'm leaving. 713 00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,339 I just needed to get this cape attached to my... 714 00:44:50,383 --> 00:44:52,733 Look, I know this seems really nuts, but I'm not, 715 00:44:52,777 --> 00:44:54,039 see, what I'm doing here is I'm 716 00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,442 late for a court appearance, and... 717 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:56,302 Look, it's okay. 718 00:44:56,345 --> 00:44:58,391 It's okay, really. 719 00:44:58,434 --> 00:44:59,348 Look, we're all through anyways. 720 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:00,132 No, it's all right. 721 00:45:00,175 --> 00:45:01,481 No, don't touch us! 722 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:03,364 Look, I don't know what you want to do with us. 723 00:45:03,396 --> 00:45:04,527 We're leaving! 724 00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:15,234 My boy and I aren't safe! 725 00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:18,280 You want to do something about this? 726 00:45:20,021 --> 00:45:21,936 Hey, I'm all through! 727 00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:24,243 It's all yours! 728 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,464 And don't tell me he's a ballet dancer! 729 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:30,268 He's in there with a cape on and some tights! 730 00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:19,907 You're not doing it right. 731 00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:21,343 Huh? 732 00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:23,389 You're not doing it right. 733 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:25,783 You gotta run like three steps 734 00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:28,133 and jump with your hands out in front of you. 735 00:46:28,176 --> 00:46:31,353 Oh, see, I've never done this before. 736 00:46:31,397 --> 00:46:34,313 It's my first, what do you call it? 737 00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:36,532 Flight. 738 00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:39,535 My Daddy's calling the police. 739 00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:40,579 Terrific. 740 00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:42,974 Three steps, huh? 741 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:47,369 You jump hard, like off a diving board. 742 00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:50,503 You're not very good at this. 743 00:46:50,546 --> 00:46:52,548 Tell me about it, kid. 744 00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:40,421 Damn. 745 00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:57,526 We got another trendsetter here. 746 00:47:57,570 --> 00:48:00,573 Where do we get these guys? 747 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:02,096 How do we feel? 748 00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:03,445 Oh, I don't know. 749 00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:05,621 I just hit this wall here. 750 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,538 It's the first of many is my guess. 751 00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:12,759 You got a wallet tucked in your little outfit here? 752 00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:14,195 I'd like to get some ID. 753 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,849 I think I lost it. 754 00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:23,639 Look. 755 00:48:25,076 --> 00:48:27,165 I know I look kind of silly here. 756 00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:28,514 I know you think I'm some kind 757 00:48:28,557 --> 00:48:30,385 of grade A mental case, but I'm not. 758 00:48:30,429 --> 00:48:32,779 My name is Ralph Hinkley, and I'm a schoolteacher. 759 00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:34,563 You teach modern dance or something? 760 00:48:34,607 --> 00:48:36,914 I'm a special ed teacher. 761 00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:38,871 Now, look. 762 00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:41,483 I didn't do anything. 763 00:48:41,527 --> 00:48:44,182 What I did here isn't against the law. 764 00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:46,749 How about we take a little ride, Mr. Hinkley, 765 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:50,536 by County Hospital, maybe get a psychiatric profile? 766 00:48:50,579 --> 00:48:51,972 You know, just for the fun of it. 767 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,104 Now, how does that sound? 768 00:48:53,147 --> 00:48:54,583 Please, don't do this. 769 00:48:54,627 --> 00:48:55,909 Now, this can go down easy, or it 770 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,456 can go down hard, Mr. Hinkley. 771 00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:59,893 Either way, it's okay with us. 772 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:08,858 My cape is... 773 00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:12,688 Ah, right, sorry. 774 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,755 - Dr. - Parker, Dr. Phil Parker, 775 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:37,061 emergency admitting. 776 00:49:37,104 --> 00:49:38,366 This is a mistake. 777 00:49:38,410 --> 00:49:39,933 - Mm-hm. - I don't need to be here. 778 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,979 Aha, just have a seat. 779 00:49:43,284 --> 00:49:45,678 Everything's gonna be just fine. 780 00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:48,333 Look, look, Howard. 781 00:49:54,687 --> 00:49:55,838 Well, if you ask me, the guy 782 00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:57,472 needs a little air in his tires. 783 00:49:57,516 --> 00:49:59,624 Apparently, the guy was out for a little afternoon stroll 784 00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:01,563 and punched his head into a brick wall. 785 00:50:01,607 --> 00:50:03,174 Just for laughs, I guess. 786 00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:04,629 Anyway, Dave and I would like somebody to show him 787 00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:06,438 the square blocks or round holes 788 00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:08,614 'cause I think the guy's running on pure ether. 789 00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:10,007 May have a concussion as well 790 00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:13,010 'cause he was out when we found him. 791 00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:18,450 Uh-huh, we have an admittance, security station room six. 792 00:50:18,493 --> 00:50:20,278 Orderly, please! 793 00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:23,020 Well, now how's that head Mr... 794 00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:24,673 Hinkley, Ralph Hinkley. 795 00:50:24,717 --> 00:50:26,762 Now, look, I know that you think that I'm nuts, 796 00:50:26,806 --> 00:50:28,938 but the fact of the matter is I was 797 00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,636 on my way to a friend's house. 798 00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:32,768 This is a practical joke. 799 00:50:33,943 --> 00:50:36,076 I fell down, and these policemen, they picked me up, 800 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,836 and they brought me in here, but I'm not crazy. 801 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:38,600 I'm not. 802 00:50:38,644 --> 00:50:39,732 Really, I'm not crazy. 803 00:50:39,775 --> 00:50:40,839 Well, why don't we just go on 804 00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:43,170 back here and see about that head? 805 00:50:43,214 --> 00:50:44,345 I'm not crazy! 806 00:50:44,389 --> 00:50:45,781 That's a bad outfit, Jim. 807 00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:49,742 Is there someone we should notify? 808 00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:51,613 Pam Davidson, she's an attorney. 809 00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:54,529 She's at Judge Nesson's office at the courthouse. 810 00:50:54,573 --> 00:50:57,402 I just missed an appointment with her. 811 00:50:57,445 --> 00:50:58,664 I've gotta talk to her. 812 00:50:58,707 --> 00:50:59,491 Listen, I'm not crazy. 813 00:50:59,534 --> 00:51:00,448 Believe me, I'm not. 814 00:51:00,492 --> 00:51:02,059 We'll call her, orderly. 815 00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:03,384 This has been a terrible mistake. 816 00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,408 Hey! 817 00:51:06,454 --> 00:51:07,629 This was a practical joke. 818 00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:08,587 See, I'm not crazy. 819 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,284 See, this was a practical joke. 820 00:51:10,328 --> 00:51:12,069 Here we are, room six. 821 00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:14,375 Oh boy, oh, wait, oh boy. 822 00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:17,465 Hey, you know what? 823 00:51:17,509 --> 00:51:18,727 - Relax. - But I feel much... 824 00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:20,468 Just relax. 825 00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:22,992 These straps have been stress-tested at 5,000 pounds. 826 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:23,776 Okay, that's it. 827 00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:24,820 Let's go. 828 00:52:04,164 --> 00:52:05,774 Hi, I'm a friend of Jesus. 829 00:52:05,818 --> 00:52:07,689 Yeah, what's up? 830 00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:09,648 Could I come in for a second? 831 00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:11,737 I'd like to tell you about our good work. 832 00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:24,053 You're coming with us. 833 00:52:24,097 --> 00:52:26,969 We've got the Lord's work to do. 834 00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:51,037 What on God's earth are you wearing? 835 00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:56,738 Alicia hired a private detective. 836 00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:59,350 He showed up at the courthouse just before I left. 837 00:52:59,393 --> 00:53:03,571 He had a picture of you lying under a wall in that suit. 838 00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:07,009 He said the cops arrested you. 839 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:10,752 Then, I got a call from the nurse, and I came right over. 840 00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:14,060 I assume there's some sort of rational explanation. 841 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:15,888 Yeah, there's an explanation. 842 00:53:15,931 --> 00:53:19,239 I'm not so sure it's all that rational. 843 00:53:22,677 --> 00:53:24,375 Are you all right? 844 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:25,767 You look ridiculous. 845 00:53:25,811 --> 00:53:27,247 Well, thank you. 846 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:29,118 Gee, I'm glad you like the outfit. 847 00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:31,947 It's quite a showstopper, isn't it? 848 00:53:31,991 --> 00:53:34,167 You guys are Gabriel's Army, aren't you? 849 00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:37,823 You killed my partner, John Mackie. 850 00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:41,000 Agent Mackie found his salvation. 851 00:53:43,872 --> 00:53:45,918 Where are you taking me? 852 00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:47,311 To your salvation. 853 00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:48,137 Salvation? 854 00:53:48,181 --> 00:53:49,182 Salvation? 855 00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:52,098 Can't you see that? 856 00:53:53,969 --> 00:53:55,188 It's a wall. 857 00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:58,539 I see a wall. 858 00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,019 What do you see? 859 00:54:01,368 --> 00:54:02,935 It's the suit. 860 00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:05,111 Okay, Ralph, you sit down, and 861 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,983 I'm gonna go get a doctor, okay? 862 00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:11,509 Looks like Sand Canyon highway. 863 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:13,946 Oh, really? 864 00:54:13,989 --> 00:54:15,948 Is it a painting of the highway? 865 00:54:15,991 --> 00:54:17,123 Where's your car? 866 00:54:17,166 --> 00:54:18,646 It's in the parking lot. 867 00:54:18,690 --> 00:54:20,015 I'd fly, but I haven't quite got the hang of it yet. 868 00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:23,129 - Fly? - I gotta get out of here. 869 00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:27,742 Ralph, I think you're very sick. 870 00:54:27,786 --> 00:54:31,311 I don't know why, or how it could've happened so quickly, 871 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:35,750 but maybe it was the strain of Alicia coming back 872 00:54:35,794 --> 00:54:39,232 and filing for custody of Kevin or something. 873 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,930 I don't know, but whatever it is, 874 00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:46,544 we've got to get you straight in one big hurry. 875 00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:49,808 You see, if the judge gets his hands on this, 876 00:54:49,851 --> 00:54:54,073 you can forget ever keeping Kevin or retaining custody. 877 00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:58,295 You think I like this? 878 00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:01,820 You think I like wearing this silly suit? 879 00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:05,432 I didn't ask for this, Pam. 880 00:55:07,608 --> 00:55:10,698 And I don't have time to sit around discussing it with you. 881 00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:11,830 I gotta get out of here. 882 00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:12,918 They have Bill. 883 00:55:14,093 --> 00:55:15,093 Bill? 884 00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:19,533 Hey, hold it. 885 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:22,971 Ralph? 886 00:55:28,586 --> 00:55:29,586 Ralph! 887 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:32,633 Ralph, give me those keys right now! 888 00:55:32,677 --> 00:55:34,113 I'm not fooling! 889 00:55:34,156 --> 00:55:35,438 If you think I'm gonna let you drive off in that suit! 890 00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:38,987 Come on! 891 00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:51,391 At least sit on the cape. 892 00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:53,698 What on earth is going on? 893 00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:55,613 If I told you, you'd sign my commitment form. 894 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:56,527 Oh, try me. 895 00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:57,876 I have a very broad mind. 896 00:55:57,919 --> 00:55:59,288 It won't be broad enough, believe me. 897 00:55:59,312 --> 00:56:02,794 Ralph, I dearly care about you. 898 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:03,837 I even... 899 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,102 I love you. 900 00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:09,583 I wouldn't tell you this now, but I think I have 901 00:56:09,627 --> 00:56:11,977 a heavy emotional stake in your future. 902 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:14,414 That's terrific, Pam, and I feel the same way about you. 903 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:15,981 I really do. 904 00:56:16,024 --> 00:56:18,200 I mean, after this custody thing was over... 905 00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:19,201 Ralph, talk to me, please. 906 00:56:19,245 --> 00:56:20,725 Well, I was gonna... 907 00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:22,485 We'll deal with it together, whatever it is. 908 00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:23,641 Are you sure? 909 00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:24,424 I'm ready. 910 00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:25,512 I can handle anything. 911 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:28,036 Okay, okay, last night, I was 912 00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:32,911 approached by a flying saucer out in the desert. 913 00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:35,522 Anyway, this saucer, they talked 914 00:56:37,132 --> 00:56:40,222 to us over the car radio, and Bill's partner, he's a G-man, 915 00:56:40,266 --> 00:56:42,399 he came out of the saucer, but he was dead, 916 00:56:42,442 --> 00:56:45,140 and he had this package under his arm, and he gave it to me. 917 00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:46,184 And... 918 00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:50,581 There were instructions on how to use this suit, 919 00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:53,322 but I lost them, and I tried to fly 920 00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:54,933 to the courthouse because I was 921 00:56:54,976 --> 00:56:59,590 in this terrible traffic jam, but I couldn't fly straight. 922 00:56:59,633 --> 00:57:02,549 And I went into this wall, and 923 00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:05,160 I got hauled off and arrested. 924 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:10,905 It's a 20 on the Richter scale, isn't it? 925 00:57:10,949 --> 00:57:12,690 You should try it from where I sit. 926 00:57:12,733 --> 00:57:14,494 I mean, I could kill the guy that designed this suit. 927 00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:17,564 Why couldn't it have narrow lapels and a cutaway jacket? 928 00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:19,653 Why did it have to be long johns and a cape? 929 00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:23,918 I put this thing on, I feel like I'm six years old. 930 00:57:24,789 --> 00:57:29,141 And we're leaving for 931 00:57:29,184 --> 00:57:34,189 I've been replaced by neon lights and the mini-malls 932 00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:39,543 And from a violence infection 933 00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:42,676 Kids are dying in the streets 934 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:46,071 A vain attempt to save the town 935 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:48,943 Took her soul 936 00:57:49,814 --> 00:57:50,878 Ralph, what are you doing? 937 00:57:50,902 --> 00:57:53,165 Ralph, stay on the road. 938 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:57,038 Don't think that this is not 939 00:57:57,082 --> 00:58:00,128 Your town 940 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:04,132 Well, things you held dear cannot 941 00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:07,832 Be found 942 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:10,835 Though it hurts a soul to see 943 00:58:10,878 --> 00:58:15,535 There's any place you'd rather be 944 00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:19,539 Well, don't think that this is not 945 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:22,324 Your town 946 00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:26,459 Well, don't think that this is not 947 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:29,244 Your town 948 00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:32,552 Well, I told them, don't you know 949 00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:36,164 Where this used to be 950 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:39,211 Well, don't you think it is time 951 00:58:39,254 --> 00:58:42,649 To end this after me 952 00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:45,304 Mr. Maxwell, you seem to have 953 00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:47,524 some interest in my desert property. 954 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,134 Who are you? 955 00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,570 Well, let's just say I'm somebody 956 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:53,486 you should try very hard to please. 957 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,140 Take him to Judas. 958 00:58:57,055 --> 00:58:59,057 More little green men? 959 00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:03,235 This place belongs to Nelson Corey. 960 00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:04,541 Oh no! 961 00:59:04,584 --> 00:59:05,866 Why would one of the richest men 962 00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:08,240 in the world want to kidnap Bill Maxwell? 963 00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:10,131 You go in there and you know what's gonna happen? 964 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:11,722 You're gonna be sent away for so long, 965 00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:14,115 when you get out, this suit's gonna actually be in style. 966 00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:18,337 Mackie said something terrible was gonna happen. 967 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:22,559 He told Bill that we had to accept the responsibility. 968 00:59:24,169 --> 00:59:26,345 Pam, I want you to take the car, 969 00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:27,714 drive down the road and wait for me. 970 00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:31,350 If I'm not back in 45 minutes, you call the police. 971 00:59:31,393 --> 00:59:32,264 You hit your head. 972 00:59:32,307 --> 00:59:33,613 You're not thinking straight. 973 00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:38,183 Are you gonna help me or not? 974 00:59:44,319 --> 00:59:45,669 Look at it this way. 975 00:59:45,712 --> 00:59:47,322 You're one step ahead of Lois Lane. 976 00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:51,152 She never found out who Clark Kent really was. 977 00:59:52,414 --> 00:59:53,414 Not funny. 978 00:59:55,635 --> 00:59:56,984 My parents are coming in from 979 00:59:57,028 --> 00:59:59,378 Michigan next week to meet you. 980 00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:02,163 Let's try the little suit, and the Lois Lane jokes on them. 981 01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:03,948 They're gonna love it. 982 01:00:27,101 --> 01:00:28,146 Damn. 983 01:01:15,323 --> 01:01:16,368 Whoa! 984 01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:18,413 Damn. 985 01:01:27,553 --> 01:01:29,033 We're offering you a chance to come 986 01:01:29,076 --> 01:01:31,339 to grips with your eventual salvation. 987 01:01:31,383 --> 01:01:32,993 You guys are beautiful. 988 01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:37,432 You are about as religious as a Las Vegas nightclub. 989 01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:39,478 It won't help you to antagonize us. 990 01:01:39,521 --> 01:01:41,262 It'll be all over by eight tonight. 991 01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:42,307 We'll be in control. 992 01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:43,743 Control of what? 993 01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:45,155 You'll find out when the rest of the world does, 994 01:01:45,179 --> 01:01:47,442 that is if you're still among the living. 995 01:01:47,486 --> 01:01:48,792 You make me sick. 996 01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:50,924 Bunch of chicken, hot shot, political terrorists 997 01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:53,318 hiding out, trying to fake some kind of religion 998 01:01:53,361 --> 01:01:54,730 while you're stashing away the goodies, 999 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:56,887 the machine guns and the grenades, right? 1000 01:01:56,930 --> 01:02:00,455 Now, we got this wacko Nelson Corey 1001 01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:02,544 with the big Gs behind you, what's that all about? 1002 01:02:02,588 --> 01:02:04,198 What do you got? 1003 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:07,288 What I wanna know, Brother William, is how many people 1004 01:02:07,332 --> 01:02:09,073 know the location of that desert property? 1005 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:12,182 How much information you turn over to your superiors? 1006 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,599 Go ahead, take your best shot. 1007 01:02:13,642 --> 01:02:17,516 I've been here with better switch-hitters than you. 1008 01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:30,442 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 1009 01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,706 His wonders to perform. 1010 01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:37,797 So do people. 1011 01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:40,757 Go ahead, I could really care less. 1012 01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:55,162 Damn. 1013 01:03:07,522 --> 01:03:08,262 I knew it. 1014 01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:09,046 I knew it. 1015 01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,395 I knew you'd be there! 1016 01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:11,309 I've never been so scared in my life. 1017 01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:12,136 These guys are really bananas. 1018 01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:13,224 One of them's got a key. 1019 01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:16,488 Who needs a key? 1020 01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:18,577 Look at you in long johns and a cape. 1021 01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:19,752 Would you knock it off? 1022 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,667 What else does it do? 1023 01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,384 Well, learn as you go, let's get out of here. 1024 01:03:23,408 --> 01:03:26,150 All units, security breach. 1025 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:28,282 Red alert, red alert. 1026 01:03:28,326 --> 01:03:31,546 Units 16, 23, 47, east wall perimeter. 1027 01:03:32,504 --> 01:03:37,117 Units 12, 14, 26, west wall gate and security. 1028 01:03:37,161 --> 01:03:39,728 All other units, north and south perimeters. 1029 01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:41,208 This is not a drill. 1030 01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:43,428 I repeat, this is not a drill. 1031 01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:45,604 All units, security breach. 1032 01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:47,606 Red alert, red alert. 1033 01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:50,609 Units 16, 23, 47, east wall perimeter. 1034 01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:54,526 Units 12, 14, 26. 1035 01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:55,614 How do we get out? 1036 01:03:55,657 --> 01:03:56,571 Fly, I guess. 1037 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:57,572 Can you carry me? 1038 01:03:57,616 --> 01:03:58,704 Well, I don't know. 1039 01:03:58,747 --> 01:03:59,812 You know, I have this control problem. 1040 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,446 I seem to yaw or pitch to the right... 1041 01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:04,492 No offense, kid, will you explain it to me later? 1042 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:14,067 Damn. 1043 01:04:15,939 --> 01:04:18,245 What did you do that for? 1044 01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:23,642 What happened? 1045 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,252 Hurry up. 1046 01:04:25,296 --> 01:04:27,385 What's going on, Ralph? 1047 01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:30,605 We're hot! 1048 01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:41,572 We have been breached. 1049 01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:44,054 Push the button on L.A. now. 1050 01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:45,620 Notify the others that we're in motion, 1051 01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:49,233 phase one, five hours to confrontation. 1052 01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:50,819 I want you to find where the President is. 1053 01:04:50,843 --> 01:04:54,716 Give me an hourly report on his movements, now. 1054 01:04:59,330 --> 01:05:02,202 Bring the Vice President to me now. 1055 01:05:03,421 --> 01:05:06,598 My head feels like 20 pounds of Silly Putty. 1056 01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:08,643 Next time we go flying together, try not 1057 01:05:08,687 --> 01:05:10,558 to make me your landing pad, please. 1058 01:05:10,602 --> 01:05:12,517 So, you guys went flying. 1059 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:13,605 Who is she? 1060 01:05:13,648 --> 01:05:15,128 Who are you? 1061 01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:19,002 Pam Davidson, my attorney, this is Bill Maxwell. 1062 01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:21,569 We're in the superhero business together. 1063 01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:23,310 Hello, what attorney? 1064 01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:27,532 You're too pretty. 1065 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:31,405 So, my son the flyer, the magic suit really works. 1066 01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:34,017 I mean, outside of a little barrel roll problem 1067 01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:36,410 you got there, which you're gonna solve, 1068 01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:38,412 that thing really son of a gun works. 1069 01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:40,086 I wonder what that material's made out of. 1070 01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:41,415 We should have a hundred of 'em. 1071 01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:42,982 That was my best earth shoes. 1072 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:45,419 Superman, he used to stash his clothes in the phone booth, 1073 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,639 and then he'd come back and he'd pick 'em up later. 1074 01:05:47,682 --> 01:05:50,816 Try that today, get ripped off in 10 seconds. 1075 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,992 Boy, this is gonna cost me a fortune. 1076 01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:55,081 And what is your interest in 1077 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:56,909 this enterprise, Ms. Davidson? 1078 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,520 Oh, I'm just here to do the Lois Lane jokes. 1079 01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:01,566 Other than that, I really am an attorney. 1080 01:06:01,609 --> 01:06:03,568 And something of a feminist, I bet. 1081 01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:05,962 Bill likes to get his labels on secure, so he won't 1082 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:08,573 lose his way during any semi-complicated discussions. 1083 01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:11,010 I'll tell you one thing, if you wanna know, 1084 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:15,884 our little green guys, whoever they are, made one mistake. 1085 01:06:15,928 --> 01:06:17,974 They gave the suit to the wrong guy. 1086 01:06:18,017 --> 01:06:20,759 I've been in this game for 20 years, 1087 01:06:20,802 --> 01:06:23,849 and when the chips go down, they give you the pigskin, 1088 01:06:23,892 --> 01:06:26,591 and old Maxwell gets the shovel, again. 1089 01:06:26,634 --> 01:06:28,332 What am I doing hooked up with you? 1090 01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:31,378 We couldn't agree on how to make Kool-Aid. 1091 01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:34,164 All I need right now is another $2 haircut, 1092 01:06:34,207 --> 01:06:36,731 telling me where to go, and how high to jump. 1093 01:06:36,775 --> 01:06:38,472 Shut up, shut up! 1094 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:42,868 Now, pull up over there off the road! 1095 01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:54,445 Come on, both of you, out of the car! 1096 01:06:54,488 --> 01:06:56,447 I'm struggling to get you a postponement 1097 01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:59,972 on the custody case, and all you can think of 1098 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:04,150 are some earth shoes you lost when you went flying. 1099 01:07:06,674 --> 01:07:09,112 And you, you, Mr. Maxworth... 1100 01:07:09,155 --> 01:07:11,940 Maxwell, and you're gorgeous when you're mad, sweetheart. 1101 01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,377 I have had it. 1102 01:07:15,596 --> 01:07:16,554 Pam. 1103 01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:17,555 Hold it. 1104 01:07:17,598 --> 01:07:18,382 Wait a minute! 1105 01:07:18,425 --> 01:07:19,426 She's right. 1106 01:07:20,558 --> 01:07:22,081 We're fragmented here. 1107 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,691 We need organization. 1108 01:07:23,735 --> 01:07:26,216 We need command decisions, and we need them now. 1109 01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:29,610 Command decisions happen to be my fort. 1110 01:07:29,654 --> 01:07:30,655 Now... 1111 01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:32,178 That's forte. 1112 01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:33,919 I also teach English. 1113 01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:38,532 Pam, look, I know you think I'm nuts, 1114 01:07:38,576 --> 01:07:39,577 but I'm not. 1115 01:07:42,101 --> 01:07:43,101 Believe me. 1116 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:47,106 Good god, Ralph, super powers. 1117 01:07:47,150 --> 01:07:49,282 How can you be serious? 1118 01:07:57,899 --> 01:07:59,075 Hold it! 1119 01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:00,313 No offense, kid, you can make some decisions. 1120 01:08:00,337 --> 01:08:01,903 What are you doing? 1121 01:08:01,947 --> 01:08:02,947 Pam! 1122 01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:09,955 Pam, Pam, come on. 1123 01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:11,391 Oh, I'm sorry. 1124 01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:12,697 Pam, come on, wake up. 1125 01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:13,654 Wake up. 1126 01:08:13,698 --> 01:08:14,742 Wake up. 1127 01:08:17,789 --> 01:08:19,965 Will you stop that? 1128 01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:31,063 Everything you told me about the flying saucers 1129 01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:35,894 and the super powers, it's all true? 1130 01:08:35,937 --> 01:08:36,937 Yeah. 1131 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:40,377 What are you gonna do? 1132 01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:42,814 A-ha, finally a straight question. 1133 01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:44,555 What are we gonna do? 1134 01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:47,688 Well, you know the Russians are 1135 01:08:47,732 --> 01:08:49,603 stomping all over us in the arms race. 1136 01:08:49,647 --> 01:08:51,518 Might as well be 1964, it's true. 1137 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:53,955 Just the fact that we have the suit 1138 01:08:53,999 --> 01:08:56,567 could turn the whole Cold War around. 1139 01:08:56,610 --> 01:08:58,438 Bill, it's not 1964. 1140 01:08:58,482 --> 01:08:59,918 There is no Cold War. 1141 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:01,789 What's the matter with you? 1142 01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:03,791 Okay, try this scenario. 1143 01:09:05,010 --> 01:09:07,491 Once my boy here gets the hang of flying, 1144 01:09:07,534 --> 01:09:11,843 he could come right in across the Adriatic, 1145 01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:16,108 across Turkey, and straight in 1146 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,936 to the Leningrad missile complex. 1147 01:09:17,979 --> 01:09:20,068 Raise hell with that program over there. 1148 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:22,375 Take an afternoon off, weekend. 1149 01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:26,858 Knock out a nuke sub. 1150 01:09:26,901 --> 01:09:30,992 Or the radar complex at Stalingrad, how about that. 1151 01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:32,603 This is an outstanding military... 1152 01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:34,909 Pam, are you all right? 1153 01:09:34,953 --> 01:09:38,783 I guess, except I have this droning in my ear. 1154 01:09:38,826 --> 01:09:40,872 You keep on making the jokes, the both of you. 1155 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:42,047 That's terrific. 1156 01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:44,789 That's wonderful, really, really helpful. 1157 01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:47,531 Well, it's either that or break out crying. 1158 01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:49,446 This finishes us, Ralph. 1159 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,752 How do I marry a guy in a cape and long johns? 1160 01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,841 How do you work this into a successful marriage? 1161 01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:55,843 Pam, wait a minute. 1162 01:09:59,369 --> 01:10:01,980 I hear the Reds got a laser canon 1163 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:04,504 that they are working on. 1164 01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:07,246 How about we go in and steal that little sucker, huh? 1165 01:10:07,290 --> 01:10:10,206 Huh, huh? 1166 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:13,296 I'm telling you, this thing has 1167 01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:15,863 got some real fire-breathing potential. 1168 01:10:15,907 --> 01:10:17,909 We could finish off detente forever. 1169 01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,476 Pam, I know it's a bummer, but let's 1170 01:10:19,519 --> 01:10:21,086 just not say that it can't work. 1171 01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:23,262 Oh, great, I stay home 1172 01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:25,046 and plant flowers in window boxes 1173 01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:26,918 while you two spend the weekend knocking out 1174 01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,007 laser centers and Russian subs. 1175 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:30,226 Get serious. 1176 01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:32,271 It's not gonna be like that, believe me. 1177 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,404 Boys and girls, do you think we could put 1178 01:10:34,447 --> 01:10:37,276 your marriage plans in the old foot locker 1179 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:41,541 just till we get this Nelson Corey thing unscrambled. 1180 01:10:41,585 --> 01:10:44,327 Because something very big and very scary is going on, 1181 01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:46,305 and I would like to be able to brief the two of you 1182 01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:48,679 on the subject so that we could noodle it together, 1183 01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:50,898 but I can't do that until I can get your attention. 1184 01:10:50,942 --> 01:10:52,248 Okay, go ahead. 1185 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,616 Wait a minute, wait a minute, slow down. 1186 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,052 I'm still trying to adjust to all this. 1187 01:10:55,076 --> 01:10:56,904 You cannot step off a rollercoaster, honey, 1188 01:10:56,948 --> 01:10:58,471 just because it's going too fast. 1189 01:10:58,515 --> 01:10:59,777 He's right. 1190 01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:00,778 We're in this, we have to do something. 1191 01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:02,823 Whoa, correct me if I'm wrong, 1192 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,782 but is this not our very first 1193 01:11:04,825 --> 01:11:07,480 point of agreement on anything? 1194 01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:08,916 I believe it is, Bill. 1195 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,919 Well, a ray of sunshine, shall we dance? 1196 01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:18,012 If there was more time, we ought to go back 1197 01:11:18,056 --> 01:11:19,971 to the desert, take it from that end. 1198 01:11:20,014 --> 01:11:21,253 You said one of these guys was bragging 1199 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:22,689 it was gonna be over at eight tonight. 1200 01:11:22,713 --> 01:11:23,931 Yeah. 1201 01:11:23,975 --> 01:11:24,845 Well, that's four hours from now. 1202 01:11:24,889 --> 01:11:25,953 Yeah, so scratch the desert. 1203 01:11:25,977 --> 01:11:27,215 We have to go back in on this end. 1204 01:11:27,239 --> 01:11:28,559 At that mansion, it would be dark. 1205 01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:30,111 That ought to help. 1206 01:11:30,155 --> 01:11:32,046 I wish I could tell you what was going on, boys and girls, 1207 01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:35,421 but I can't because I don't know, and I don't really care. 1208 01:11:35,465 --> 01:11:37,945 We're gonna ram a crooked stick into this hornet's nest 1209 01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:40,339 and turn it 'til we can hear 'em sing. 1210 01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:41,906 I don't know about you two, but I am 1211 01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:43,299 starting to get very frightened. 1212 01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:44,604 Now, why don't we just call one 1213 01:11:44,648 --> 01:11:45,973 of your superiors and get some help. 1214 01:11:45,997 --> 01:11:48,173 Oh good, that's terrific, counselor. 1215 01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,522 What are you gonna tell 'em? 1216 01:11:49,566 --> 01:11:51,959 That we saw a spaceship, that it talked to us, 1217 01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:54,310 Ralph has some long underwear and a cape 1218 01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:56,224 that makes him fly around in the sky? 1219 01:11:56,268 --> 01:11:57,878 Oh, Ralph. 1220 01:11:57,922 --> 01:11:58,942 That's a straight shot to the rubber room, honey. 1221 01:11:58,966 --> 01:12:00,359 You already seen that once. 1222 01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:01,317 He's right. 1223 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,274 We have to do this on our own. 1224 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,623 I like the way you think, kid. 1225 01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:04,947 You're starting to think like me. 1226 01:12:04,972 --> 01:12:06,931 Kind of bulges out, ruins the lines. 1227 01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:08,106 You did call a babysitter? 1228 01:12:08,149 --> 01:12:09,020 We gotta get out of here. 1229 01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:10,630 Wait a minute. 1230 01:12:10,674 --> 01:12:12,545 Moving in fast, seeking to gain control. 1231 01:12:12,589 --> 01:12:15,069 State militia leader, Colonel David L. Shackleford, 1232 01:12:15,113 --> 01:12:17,594 stated that guard troops are quickly gaining the upper hand 1233 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:21,075 in the strife-torn areas of Los Angeles. 1234 01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:24,252 Where's your TV? 1235 01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:28,213 Tension and unrest in these poverty areas 1236 01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:32,565 of Los Angeles has long been a concern of officials here. 1237 01:12:32,609 --> 01:12:34,915 What puzzles sources close to this area 1238 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:37,483 is that there were no early warnings. 1239 01:12:37,527 --> 01:12:40,138 Vice President Adam Taft, in Los Angeles at the time... 1240 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:41,400 Urban areas have not 1241 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,271 received additional federal monies. 1242 01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:45,404 The President is reported to be arriving 1243 01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:47,363 for a helicopter tour of the area this evening. 1244 01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:48,775 The Vice President has been outspoken 1245 01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:50,975 in his feelings of blinded urban areas must 1246 01:12:51,018 --> 01:12:53,934 receive additional federal monies. 1247 01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:55,588 The President is reported to be arriving 1248 01:12:55,632 --> 01:12:58,025 for a helicopter tour of the area this evening. 1249 01:12:58,069 --> 01:13:01,464 Updates on this station as they occur. 1250 01:13:01,507 --> 01:13:02,813 I think this business 1251 01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:04,945 with Gabriel's Army is tied to the riots. 1252 01:13:04,989 --> 01:13:06,991 Okay, the Vice President is here. 1253 01:13:07,034 --> 01:13:09,080 The President is coming to Los Angeles. 1254 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,777 Could they be trying to get him here? 1255 01:13:10,821 --> 01:13:12,146 Certainly got to be put in the mix. 1256 01:13:12,170 --> 01:13:13,713 Have you two noticed how much of Adam Taft 1257 01:13:13,737 --> 01:13:15,869 we've been seeing on TV lately. 1258 01:13:15,913 --> 01:13:18,306 It's almost as if someone were trying to redesign his image. 1259 01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:21,005 Nelson Corey, he put a whole lot 1260 01:13:21,048 --> 01:13:22,920 of dough into Taft in the past. 1261 01:13:22,963 --> 01:13:24,201 Wanted to run him for President. 1262 01:13:24,225 --> 01:13:25,444 Didn't work out. 1263 01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:28,142 It's in his eyes only file at the bureau. 1264 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:30,275 Are you saying this insanity has something to do 1265 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:32,059 with getting Taft in the Oval Office? 1266 01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:35,193 Well, we're just running it past the scanner, sweetheart. 1267 01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:36,890 Trying to find a little radioactivity. 1268 01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:38,718 We gotta find a way to warn the 1269 01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:40,241 President, even if it's a mistake. 1270 01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:41,939 Maybe this guy Shackleford, he's 1271 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:43,177 running the whole show out here. 1272 01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:44,657 He has to be in touch with Washington. 1273 01:13:44,681 --> 01:13:45,832 We'd cut through a lot of red tape, we took it to him. 1274 01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:48,249 That's Rhonda. 1275 01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:50,687 Hey, Rhonda, what you want us here for anyway? 1276 01:13:50,730 --> 01:13:53,516 Just relax for one minute, and you'll find out, okay? 1277 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:54,778 Come on. 1278 01:13:54,821 --> 01:13:56,910 Hey, Rhonda's got a dress on, woo! 1279 01:13:59,826 --> 01:14:01,151 I thought you could stay with Kevin. 1280 01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,326 He'll be home in about 20 minutes. 1281 01:14:02,350 --> 01:14:03,589 Hey, look here, this is the guy 1282 01:14:03,613 --> 01:14:04,483 from the what-do-you-call-it. 1283 01:14:04,527 --> 01:14:06,137 I don't like this guy, Mr. H. 1284 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,810 Tony Villicana, I want you to meet Bill Maxwell. 1285 01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:10,620 He's with the federal government. 1286 01:14:10,663 --> 01:14:12,796 How's your draft status, kid? 1287 01:14:12,839 --> 01:14:15,581 You all registered and everything? 1288 01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,191 Hey, I like him now. 1289 01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:21,195 This guy here's a grade-A government beef here. 1290 01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:22,564 Come on, we gotta get out of here. 1291 01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:23,868 All right, hey, thanks, Rhonda. 1292 01:14:23,894 --> 01:14:25,199 Make yourself at home, you guys. 1293 01:14:25,243 --> 01:14:26,549 - Later, Mr. H. - Bye bye. 1294 01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:37,603 Man, this is something, babysitting. 1295 01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:40,476 If this ever gets out, I'm ruined. 1296 01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:43,237 But doesn't it mean anything to you, Tony, 1297 01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:46,830 that he's trusting us with his own kid? 1298 01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:51,225 You know, I'm gettin' real tired of being trash. 1299 01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:52,139 Hey, come on, Rhonda. 1300 01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:53,532 You ain't trash. 1301 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:55,969 Aw, Tony, that's the way everybody 1302 01:14:56,013 --> 01:14:58,581 treats me, everybody except him. 1303 01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:06,197 Did you say something, chump? 1304 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,156 She's right, Villicana, you know? 1305 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,375 Yeah, you too. 1306 01:15:12,812 --> 01:15:14,640 Normally, I'd say this is nuts, 1307 01:15:14,684 --> 01:15:17,077 but it does dovetail with some G2 of my own. 1308 01:15:17,121 --> 01:15:19,123 We've taken two members of Gabriel's Army, 1309 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,560 and we questioned them under pentothal. 1310 01:15:21,604 --> 01:15:23,693 We didn't get as much as we'd hoped. 1311 01:15:23,736 --> 01:15:26,217 But we do suspect that this riot was 1312 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:28,828 only phase one of a larger plan. 1313 01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:30,134 We'd better warn the President. 1314 01:15:30,177 --> 01:15:31,265 He's already in LA. 1315 01:15:31,309 --> 01:15:32,460 We've got an hour and 15 minutes. 1316 01:15:32,484 --> 01:15:34,312 We'll take the staff car. 1317 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:39,491 Where we heading? 1318 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,232 Relax, Mr. Maxwell. 1319 01:15:44,757 --> 01:15:47,107 Just sit quiet, all of you. 1320 01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:49,980 I should've seen it. 1321 01:15:50,023 --> 01:15:53,113 You had to be in it, the whole National Guard. 1322 01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:56,900 Not the whole Guard, just me and my aide. 1323 01:15:58,118 --> 01:16:01,426 It will all be over in a very short while. 1324 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:04,559 Maybe not. 1325 01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:26,538 Take care of these people. 1326 01:16:33,371 --> 01:16:35,242 I have Maxwell. 1327 01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:43,511 Well, you have caused me some concern. 1328 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:44,861 You'll never get away with it. 1329 01:16:44,904 --> 01:16:45,688 And you're... 1330 01:16:45,731 --> 01:16:46,689 Ralph Hinkley. 1331 01:16:46,732 --> 01:16:47,603 A fed? 1332 01:16:47,646 --> 01:16:48,516 Who does he work for? 1333 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,606 I work for Whitney High. 1334 01:16:51,563 --> 01:16:53,260 I'm a special ed teacher. 1335 01:16:53,304 --> 01:16:54,871 Get them out of here. 1336 01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:58,788 Debrief them and give me the report in 20 minutes. 1337 01:17:30,689 --> 01:17:31,647 Get Brother Michael. 1338 01:17:31,690 --> 01:17:32,754 Tell him to bring his things. 1339 01:17:32,778 --> 01:17:34,171 We'll start with the girl. 1340 01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,346 Start with the girl? 1341 01:17:35,389 --> 01:17:36,802 Somebody has to go first, sweetheart. 1342 01:17:36,826 --> 01:17:38,697 Do your stuff, kid. 1343 01:17:38,741 --> 01:17:41,178 You think this guy Corey might be a Red? 1344 01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:42,372 He just wants to rig the government. 1345 01:17:42,396 --> 01:17:43,963 He's a megalomaniac. 1346 01:17:45,443 --> 01:17:47,532 Ah, we need some cover. 1347 01:17:47,575 --> 01:17:49,447 Why don't I get that light? 1348 01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:50,490 Yeah. 1349 01:17:51,579 --> 01:17:53,973 Why don't you just fly up there and unscrew it? 1350 01:17:54,017 --> 01:17:55,235 I'm not a moth. 1351 01:17:55,279 --> 01:17:56,604 I can't just fly up there and hover. 1352 01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:59,805 - I don't think. - Watch your eyes, honey. 1353 01:18:01,285 --> 01:18:02,547 Make the call. 1354 01:18:02,590 --> 01:18:04,375 Shh, shh, I hear something. 1355 01:18:11,643 --> 01:18:12,688 Arthur? 1356 01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:14,385 It's Adam. 1357 01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:17,083 May I speak with the President? 1358 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:18,432 Sir, it's Adam. 1359 01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:22,959 I'm with Nelson Corey at his house. 1360 01:18:23,002 --> 01:18:26,179 I'd like to go with you when you make a tour of the area. 1361 01:18:26,223 --> 01:18:27,746 Yes, sir. 1362 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:30,270 If you could land here and pick me up, I'd appreciate it. 1363 01:18:30,314 --> 01:18:32,011 Yes, there's a heliport. 1364 01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:34,927 Your pilot has the coordinates. 1365 01:18:34,971 --> 01:18:35,971 Yes, sir. 1366 01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:38,364 Goodbye. 1367 01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:41,760 Well? 1368 01:18:42,935 --> 01:18:45,068 He'll land here in 25 minutes and pick me up. 1369 01:18:45,111 --> 01:18:47,505 Excellent, phase three, now. 1370 01:18:48,332 --> 01:18:50,290 All right, as soon as he lands, 1371 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:53,554 he and his party will be taken prisoner. 1372 01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:56,253 He'll immediately be loaded back on the aircraft. 1373 01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,777 Colonel Shackleford, you'll pilot it out over the ocean. 1374 01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:02,650 According to plan, you will disable it, bail out, 1375 01:19:02,694 --> 01:19:04,914 and then we have a brand new President, 1376 01:19:04,957 --> 01:19:09,614 and somebody else will be in the cat-bird seat. 1377 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:10,658 Right, Adam? 1378 01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:37,294 Ta-da! 1379 01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:42,386 Get the guns. 1380 01:19:48,174 --> 01:19:49,654 Ralph. 1381 01:19:49,697 --> 01:19:51,612 Here you go, sweetheart. 1382 01:19:51,656 --> 01:19:53,484 I don't want this thing. 1383 01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:54,398 How do you turn it on? 1384 01:19:54,441 --> 01:19:56,792 Just point it and look tough. 1385 01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:59,011 Try to point it at the same guys I'm pointing mine at. 1386 01:19:59,055 --> 01:20:00,404 Ralph. 1387 01:20:00,447 --> 01:20:01,187 I'm sorry, Pam. 1388 01:20:01,231 --> 01:20:02,101 It's coming at you fast. 1389 01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:03,015 It must be hard, huh? 1390 01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:04,321 Try impossible. 1391 01:20:04,364 --> 01:20:06,714 Hey, if you two are finished? 1392 01:20:06,758 --> 01:20:07,803 Look tough. 1393 01:20:10,631 --> 01:20:13,852 Okay, now, you set up a disturbance. 1394 01:20:13,896 --> 01:20:16,637 Pam and I will try to get the drop on Corey and Shackleford. 1395 01:20:16,681 --> 01:20:18,422 Make enough of a racket, tell you, 1396 01:20:18,465 --> 01:20:21,164 the local cops will show up. 1397 01:20:21,207 --> 01:20:22,643 Maybe? 1398 01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:24,143 Listen, Bill, I hate to be a crick at this late date, 1399 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:26,343 but don't you think that plan is a little bit sketchy? 1400 01:20:26,386 --> 01:20:27,605 It's sketchy, it stinks. 1401 01:20:27,648 --> 01:20:29,048 You got a better one, let's hear it. 1402 01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:30,279 Somebody ought to keep the President from landing. 1403 01:20:30,303 --> 01:20:31,261 She's got a good point there, Bill. 1404 01:20:31,304 --> 01:20:32,412 Well, it's got to be up to you. 1405 01:20:32,436 --> 01:20:33,698 Buzz or something, anything. 1406 01:20:33,741 --> 01:20:34,917 Buzz him? 1407 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,068 You mean, fly up at that helicopter? 1408 01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:37,484 Yeah. 1409 01:20:37,528 --> 01:20:39,138 Listen, man, I am Captain Crash. 1410 01:20:39,182 --> 01:20:41,575 I navigate like I was hit with a can of Raid. 1411 01:20:41,619 --> 01:20:43,316 This suit belongs in the Smithsonian. 1412 01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,665 How am I gonna buzz that chopper? 1413 01:20:44,709 --> 01:20:45,623 I don't know. 1414 01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:46,885 I don't have the instructions. 1415 01:20:46,929 --> 01:20:48,278 Now, it's up to you. 1416 01:20:48,321 --> 01:20:50,541 - Take it or leave it. - Somebody's coming. 1417 01:20:50,584 --> 01:20:53,065 I don't think you understand, Bill. 1418 01:20:53,109 --> 01:20:54,893 I don't seem to have my sense of balance. 1419 01:20:54,937 --> 01:20:56,068 Neither do I, otherwise I 1420 01:20:56,112 --> 01:20:57,417 wouldn't be hooked up with you. 1421 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:08,254 Tell the President I have Mr. 1422 01:21:08,298 --> 01:21:09,777 Corey's launching pad in sight. 1423 01:21:09,821 --> 01:21:12,345 We'll be setting down in less than a minute. 1424 01:21:12,389 --> 01:21:15,174 Well, here goes nothing. 1425 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,727 We have a fast-approaching unidentified object. 1426 01:21:51,558 --> 01:21:54,170 Get out of here, dummy! 1427 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,436 Don't let him get away! 1428 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:00,479 Shoot him down! 1429 01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:06,660 Tell the President I'm going to abort. 1430 01:22:06,704 --> 01:22:08,662 Get out of here! 1431 01:22:17,845 --> 01:22:20,152 The light, go for the light! 1432 01:22:42,609 --> 01:22:44,133 Kill him, kill him! 1433 01:22:44,176 --> 01:22:45,176 - Hey! - Hey! 1434 01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:12,378 Hold it! 1435 01:23:12,422 --> 01:23:13,292 You're under arrest. 1436 01:23:13,336 --> 01:23:14,293 Tell them, baby, you go first. 1437 01:23:14,337 --> 01:23:15,642 Tell them, tell them! 1438 01:23:31,528 --> 01:23:34,052 I'd better get out of here before the police come. 1439 01:23:34,096 --> 01:23:34,835 Can you handle it? 1440 01:23:34,879 --> 01:23:36,663 Ralph, we'll manage. 1441 01:23:58,555 --> 01:23:59,773 Look at him. 1442 01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:03,125 I've got some scenario cooking. 1443 01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:05,083 A couple of weeks, them Reds won't 1444 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:08,217 know what hit 'em. 1445 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:22,100 Look at what's happened to me 1446 01:24:22,144 --> 01:24:26,148 I can't believe it myself 1447 01:24:26,191 --> 01:24:30,021 Suddenly I'm up on top of the world 1448 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:35,070 It should've been somebody else 1449 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:39,639 Believe it or not, I'm walking on air 1450 01:24:39,683 --> 01:24:44,166 I never thought I could feel so free 1451 01:24:44,209 --> 01:24:48,344 Flying away on a wing and a prayer 1452 01:24:48,387 --> 01:24:52,087 Who could it be 1453 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:57,092 Believe it or not, it's just me 1454 01:24:58,441 --> 01:25:02,140 Who could it be 1455 01:25:02,184 --> 01:25:06,275 Believe it or not, it's just me 1456 01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:14,979 That still don't explain it, Mr. H. 1457 01:25:15,022 --> 01:25:16,589 I mean, I could see what they're saying 1458 01:25:16,633 --> 01:25:18,896 about this Nelson Corey guy trying to kill the President, 1459 01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:21,594 but what I don't get is these reports about this thing, 1460 01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:24,119 this what-do-you-call-it flying around and everything. 1461 01:25:24,162 --> 01:25:25,400 I mean, these shaved-headed guys 1462 01:25:25,424 --> 01:25:28,079 say they saw a guy flying around. 1463 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,535 You don't believe that, do you, Tony? 1464 01:25:29,559 --> 01:25:30,840 I mean, really, like in the funnies, 1465 01:25:30,864 --> 01:25:32,744 a guy flying around in a cape catching villains? 1466 01:25:32,779 --> 01:25:34,520 It is kind of farfetched, ain't it? 1467 01:25:35,739 --> 01:25:37,064 But this guy, Maxwell, the flat-top 1468 01:25:37,088 --> 01:25:39,525 from out in the diner, your friend, 1469 01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:41,179 well, you know, he called in the cops. 1470 01:25:41,223 --> 01:25:44,139 I figured maybe you had a little inside dope. 1471 01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:45,182 Not me. 1472 01:25:46,489 --> 01:25:47,857 Well, I'm just trying to teach school, that's all. 1473 01:25:47,881 --> 01:25:49,840 You know, Rhonda's thinking about going 1474 01:25:49,883 --> 01:25:52,016 back to high school in the fall. 1475 01:25:52,059 --> 01:25:53,800 What do you think? 1476 01:25:53,844 --> 01:25:55,715 I think that's a great idea. 1477 01:25:55,759 --> 01:25:57,128 Yeah, but she wouldn't be with us then. 1478 01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:58,457 You know, she'd be some kind of 1479 01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:01,373 cheerleader with them straights. 1480 01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:02,524 There's nothing wrong with that, Tony. 1481 01:26:02,548 --> 01:26:03,375 I'm straight. 1482 01:26:03,419 --> 01:26:04,942 You, you? 1483 01:26:04,985 --> 01:26:05,856 Come on, Mr. H. 1484 01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:06,944 You're different. 1485 01:26:06,987 --> 01:26:09,816 I'm diggin' where you're coming from. 1486 01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:14,821 You're not a bad guy, Mr. H. 1487 01:26:17,084 --> 01:26:19,783 I'll see you in the funny papers. 1488 01:26:28,792 --> 01:26:29,793 Damn. 1489 01:27:07,047 --> 01:27:09,528 Why are we meeting up here? 1490 01:27:10,747 --> 01:27:14,229 Because Maxwell said to meet him up here. 1491 01:27:15,839 --> 01:27:18,058 I gotta tell you, everything this guy does 1492 01:27:18,102 --> 01:27:22,324 is like a page out of the Dick Tracy Crimestoppers handbook. 1493 01:27:26,153 --> 01:27:29,069 The old flashing headlight routine. 1494 01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:48,350 What are you doing? 1495 01:27:48,393 --> 01:27:50,221 You're not supposed to honk the horn. 1496 01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:54,007 Remember, I said security hookup, lights only. 1497 01:27:54,051 --> 01:27:55,574 Kid, you really are hopeless. 1498 01:27:55,618 --> 01:27:57,794 Look, Bill, can we cut the cloak and dagger stuff? 1499 01:27:57,837 --> 01:28:00,710 You know, we almost blew it on this one, 1500 01:28:00,753 --> 01:28:02,799 with people running around like Chicken Little, 1501 01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:06,585 screaming, "Oh, I saw a man flying in the sky." 1502 01:28:06,629 --> 01:28:10,502 Fortunately, they all got written off as wacko cuckoos. 1503 01:28:10,546 --> 01:28:12,417 Our lawyer tells us some PI got 1504 01:28:12,461 --> 01:28:14,071 a picture of you in the suit. 1505 01:28:14,114 --> 01:28:17,509 Now, I gotta figure out a way to clean his windshield. 1506 01:28:17,553 --> 01:28:20,817 What I'm trying to say is we gotta 1507 01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:23,210 start running this thing my way. 1508 01:28:23,254 --> 01:28:23,950 That's it. 1509 01:28:23,994 --> 01:28:25,517 I call it, I run it. 1510 01:28:25,561 --> 01:28:28,085 We start running a squeaky clean operation, okay? 1511 01:28:28,128 --> 01:28:29,304 Some scenarios here. 1512 01:28:29,347 --> 01:28:30,914 Oh, come on, Bill. 1513 01:28:34,004 --> 01:28:36,049 Let's not have any scenarios. 1514 01:28:36,093 --> 01:28:38,071 And we gotta get you buckled into this thing full-time. 1515 01:28:38,095 --> 01:28:41,707 First off, you quit your job in that teenage lunatic asylum. 1516 01:28:41,751 --> 01:28:43,100 I'm not quitting my job. 1517 01:28:43,143 --> 01:28:44,275 How am I supposed to eat? 1518 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:45,426 Go down to the welfare office 1519 01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:47,539 and stand in the superhero line? 1520 01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:49,193 I need my job. 1521 01:28:49,236 --> 01:28:50,803 I like to teach. 1522 01:28:50,847 --> 01:28:53,893 You call sitting on top of that ash can cover, a job? 1523 01:28:53,937 --> 01:28:56,069 Look, Bill. 1524 01:28:56,113 --> 01:28:59,072 I'm very tired, and quite frankly, 1525 01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:01,466 I don't know if I want to let you call the shots. 1526 01:29:01,510 --> 01:29:04,991 Well, kid, that is abundantly clear to me, 1527 01:29:05,035 --> 01:29:08,952 but, if I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did 1528 01:29:08,995 --> 01:29:12,347 our friends from the Twilight Zone put me aboard? 1529 01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:13,870 Comic relief? 1530 01:29:13,913 --> 01:29:15,456 I'm trying to tell you I agree with you. 1531 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:16,873 I would've much preferred to be 1532 01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:19,702 the glory guy, the guy with the magic suit, 1533 01:29:19,745 --> 01:29:21,660 but it didn't work out that way, 1534 01:29:21,704 --> 01:29:24,054 so I'm just gonna have to settle 1535 01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:27,100 for being the brains of this outfit. 1536 01:29:28,406 --> 01:29:29,557 - Uh... - Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 1537 01:29:29,581 --> 01:29:31,627 Just let me finish because I've 1538 01:29:31,670 --> 01:29:33,106 given this thing a lot of thought. 1539 01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:37,197 Well, more correctly, I've given you a lot of thought. 1540 01:29:37,241 --> 01:29:40,070 Without getting mushy, I want you to know 1541 01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,506 that when we started this thing, 1542 01:29:41,550 --> 01:29:45,945 I thought you were just another 25-cent beach boy. 1543 01:29:45,989 --> 01:29:48,687 But I got a lot of respect for the way 1544 01:29:48,731 --> 01:29:50,210 you handled yourself in this caper. 1545 01:29:50,254 --> 01:29:51,081 Oh, really? 1546 01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:52,387 - Yes. - Thank you. 1547 01:29:52,430 --> 01:29:54,389 You stood in there, you carried your weight, 1548 01:29:54,432 --> 01:29:58,436 you charged that helicopter, you got the job done, 1549 01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:02,179 and you made me, I'm tellin' you, you made me feel good. 1550 01:30:02,222 --> 01:30:03,310 No, not good. 1551 01:30:06,618 --> 01:30:10,361 Proud, that maybe, maybe it was really true 1552 01:30:10,405 --> 01:30:14,017 that you and me could mean something here. 1553 01:30:17,063 --> 01:30:17,977 Hey, Bill, thank you. 1554 01:30:18,021 --> 01:30:20,284 That's really nice. 1555 01:30:20,327 --> 01:30:22,242 Yeah, it is. 1556 01:30:22,286 --> 01:30:23,679 I also been giving a lot of thought 1557 01:30:23,722 --> 01:30:27,770 to my Cold War scenario, and I was wrong. 1558 01:30:27,813 --> 01:30:29,685 What do you think of that? 1559 01:30:29,728 --> 01:30:30,990 There's plenty of trouble right 1560 01:30:31,034 --> 01:30:33,297 here in the good old US of A. 1561 01:30:35,517 --> 01:30:38,824 So, maybe we ought to sweep out our own tent 1562 01:30:38,868 --> 01:30:40,826 before we run off in the bushes 1563 01:30:40,870 --> 01:30:43,176 trying to clean out somebody else's. 1564 01:30:43,220 --> 01:30:46,615 For now, we stick to the local stuff, okay? 1565 01:30:50,836 --> 01:30:53,317 0900 hours, tomorrow, my place, 1566 01:30:54,971 --> 01:30:57,713 we build us a couple of scenarios. 1567 01:30:59,845 --> 01:31:02,065 I'm proud to have you on my team, kid. 1568 01:31:06,156 --> 01:31:08,463 Oh, hey, I'm sorry, Bill. 1569 01:31:10,247 --> 01:31:13,511 I have the suit on underneath. 1570 01:31:13,555 --> 01:31:14,860 It's okay. 1571 01:31:14,904 --> 01:31:17,210 No, Bill, I heard a bone crack. 1572 01:31:17,254 --> 01:31:19,517 We should at least get it X-rayed. 1573 01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:21,040 No sweat. 1574 01:31:21,084 --> 01:31:22,128 Gee, Bill, I'm sorry. 1575 01:31:22,172 --> 01:31:23,521 I really am. 1576 01:31:23,565 --> 01:31:25,175 It's nothing. 1577 01:31:25,218 --> 01:31:27,133 Well, I guess I'll... 1578 01:31:30,963 --> 01:31:32,878 I'll pull out. 1579 01:31:32,922 --> 01:31:35,272 Hey, do you want a ride home? 1580 01:31:35,315 --> 01:31:38,275 I mean, we got plenty of room here. 1581 01:31:38,318 --> 01:31:40,669 Bill, you sure you can make... 1582 01:31:43,106 --> 01:31:44,150 All right. 1583 01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:48,459 You broke his hand. 1584 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:50,417 I really think you broke his hand. 1585 01:31:50,461 --> 01:31:51,461 Bill! 1586 01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:15,051 Does any of this feel familiar to you, Bill? 1587 01:32:31,589 --> 01:32:33,243 - You. - Have. 1588 01:32:33,286 --> 01:32:34,331 - Done. - Well. 1589 01:32:34,374 --> 01:32:35,767 We. 1590 01:32:35,811 --> 01:32:36,899 Are. 1591 01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:37,769 Satisfied. 1592 01:32:37,813 --> 01:32:39,292 You. 1593 01:32:39,336 --> 01:32:40,293 Should. 1594 01:32:40,337 --> 01:32:41,164 Try. 1595 01:32:41,207 --> 01:32:43,035 Power. 1596 01:32:43,079 --> 01:32:44,210 Of. 1597 01:32:45,255 --> 01:32:46,865 Invisible. 1598 01:32:48,737 --> 01:32:50,739 Good luck. 1599 01:32:50,782 --> 01:32:53,176 Powers of invisibility, what? 1600 01:32:53,219 --> 01:32:54,219 What? 1601 01:32:55,787 --> 01:32:57,310 How do you do it? 1602 01:32:57,354 --> 01:33:00,313 What powers of invisibility? 1603 01:33:00,357 --> 01:33:02,707 I lost the instruction book! 1604 01:33:05,275 --> 01:33:06,145 Wait! 1605 01:33:06,189 --> 01:33:07,625 Wait, don't go! 1606 01:33:07,669 --> 01:33:10,802 Believe it or not, I'm walking on air 1607 01:33:10,846 --> 01:33:15,372 I never thought I could feel so free 1608 01:33:15,415 --> 01:33:19,245 Flying away on a wing and a prayer 1609 01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:23,075 Who could it be 1610 01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:27,340 Believe it or not, it's just me 1611 01:33:27,390 --> 01:33:31,940 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 114137

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