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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,680 Man: ¡MIRA! !CARLOS AMADO! 4 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:20,981 CARLOS AMADO? 5 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,950 POR FAVOR, DEME UN AUTOGRAFO. 6 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,152 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 7 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,086 THAT'S CARLOS AMADO. 8 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,888 [PEOPLE SPEAKING SPANISH] 9 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,723 CARLOS AMADO. 10 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,192 [MAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 11 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,448 HEY. 12 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,454 Woman: CARLOS, I'VE BEEN PUTTING MONEY AWAY, 13 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,490 AND I'M GOING TO GET US AWAY FROM PEPE. 14 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,358 PLEASE DON'T WORK FOR HIM AGAIN. 15 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,794 I'M TELLING YOU, MARI, DON'T WORRY. 16 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,597 HE'S GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 17 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,366 Carlos: MARIA, I'M GOING TO MAKE IT 18 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,868 AND TAKE CARE OF US. 19 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,337 LOOK. 20 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,705 I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHAT IT WAS LIKE 21 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,507 TO BE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE. 22 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,276 THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO. 23 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,944 THEN DO IT, BUT NOT WITH PEPE. 24 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,380 PEPE'S WELL-CONNECTED. 25 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,181 I'VE SEEN HIM WITH IMPORTANT PEOPLE. 26 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:09,350 AFTER EVERYTHING MOMMY WENT THROUGH 27 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,551 TO GET YOU AWAY FROM HIM? 28 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,320 IT DIDN'T KILL PEPE WHEN HE DID IT, 29 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,588 AND IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL ME. 30 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:19,760 I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT GET TO ME. 31 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,462 HEY, THEY'RE PRETTY. 32 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:30,270 Maria: GET UP AND SAY HI. 33 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:36,810 HOLA. 34 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,513 HELLO. 35 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,714 Maria: COME SAY HELLO TO MOMMY. 36 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,997 [CRIES] 37 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,299 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 38 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,542 SERVE YOURSELF THE WHOLE POT. 39 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:44,412 GO AHEAD, IF YOU THINK IT'S SO FUNNY. 40 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,847 HEY. 41 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,782 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 42 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,621 WELCOME HOME, HOMBRE. 43 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,690 YOU LOOK GOOD. 44 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,560 ARE YOU EATING HERE? 45 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,330 HOW'S THE GRUB, PIG, HUH? 46 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,132 [PEPE LAUGHS] 47 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,469 NAH. I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 48 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,138 FIRST, I GOT TO TALK TO MY SON. 49 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,144 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU WANTING TO BE AN ACTOR? 50 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,112 I'LL WORK HARD. 51 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,049 YOU, AN ACTOR? 52 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,651 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, KID? 53 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:30,791 I'M SORRY. 54 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,792 I CAN'T HELP YOU, ALL RIGHT? 55 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:32,960 I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ACTING. 56 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,962 YOU KNOW PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS THROUGH WORK. 57 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,664 THESE PEOPLE ARE MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATES. 58 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:37,665 I CAN'T BE RUNNING AROUND 59 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:38,732 ASKING THEM FOR FAVORS. 60 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,368 BESIDES, 61 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,537 YOU HAVE TO HAVE TALENT TO BE AN ACTOR. 62 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,105 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT? 63 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,108 LOOK... 64 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:51,211 I'M ASKING FOR YOUR HELP. 65 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,681 ALL RIGHT. 66 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,683 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 67 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,051 YOU WORK FOR ME FOR A WHILE, 68 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,087 AND LATER ON, IF EVERYTHING IS GOING OK, 69 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,490 I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO A COUPLE OF PEOPLE. 70 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:03,791 ALL RIGHT? 71 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:04,658 PROMISE? 72 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,193 YOU HAVE MY WORD. 73 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:08,896 JUANCITO, PEPE, DINNER. 74 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,798 THANK YOU. 75 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,503 WHERE'S MOMMY? 76 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,139 I DON'T KNOW. SHE WAS RIGHT THERE. 77 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,047 JUANCITO, CARLOS, GO LOOK OUTSIDE. 78 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,521 ¡CHIN! 79 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,658 [DOG BARKS] 80 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,178 COME ON. 81 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,082 PLEASE. 82 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,723 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 83 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,694 I'M SORRY. 84 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,269 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 85 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,652 YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT I'M TELLING YOU GUYS. 86 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,220 YOU ACTUALLY GOT GOOD CHOLESTEROL, 87 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,288 AND YOU GOT BAD CHOLESTEROL. 88 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,190 NOW, THOSE FRENCH FRIES YOU EAT ALL THE TIME, 89 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,558 THAT'S BAD CHOLESTEROL. 90 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,627 HEY, HEY, HEY. HOT DOGS HAVE CHOLESTEROL? 91 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,661 NO, THAT'S BAD CHOLESTEROL. 92 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,796 HOW ABOUT DOUGHNUTS? 93 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:49,763 NAH, THAT'S BAD CHOLESTEROL. 94 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,998 YOU CAN'T EAT THAT. 95 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,032 PIZZA? 96 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:52,866 PIZZA? WAKE UP. 97 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:53,901 CHEESEBURGER? SPAGHETTI? 98 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,436 NO, THAT'S BAD. THAT'S NOT GOOD. 99 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,437 THAT'S RIGHT. 100 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,706 TU MADRE-- 101 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,641 DOES SHE HAVE CHOLESTEROL, OR IS SHE GOOD TO EAT? 102 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,744 Pepe: WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING IDIOT? 103 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,024 [MAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 104 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,306 [MAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 105 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,317 CARLOS. 106 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,987 COME HERE. 107 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,121 COME HERE. 108 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,824 SOMEBODY'S GOING TO COME BY HERE IN A LITTLE WHILE 109 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,826 AND SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO, OK? 110 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,594 FOR RIGHT NOW, YOU JUST STAND HERE AND LOOK PRETTY. 111 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,664 ALL RIGHT? 112 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,202 [MAN AND WOMAN PANTING AND MOANING] 113 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,213 [LAUGHS] 114 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:19,953 YOU OK? 115 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,154 YES. 116 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,891 MMM... 117 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,826 LETTI, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, OK? 118 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,627 I NEED YOU TO SHOW CARLOS THE ROPES, OK? 119 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,029 SHOW HIM HOW THINGS ARE DONE, OK? 120 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:33,667 NOW, WHY SHOULD I DO THAT FOR YOU? 121 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,002 MY WIFE IS DYING. 122 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:38,471 THAT MEANS WE CAN GET MARRIED SOON, EH? 123 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,373 SHEGETTING WEAK. 124 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,110 HOW MUCH LONGER? 125 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,880 SHE CAN HARDLY SIT UP ANYMORE. 126 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,248 I GOT TO GO TO THE LOUNGE, BABY. 127 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,817 IT'S GETTING LATE. 128 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:52,753 TAKE ME INSIDE FOR A DRINK. 129 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,587 LETTI, PLEASE, DON'T START WITH ME, OK? 130 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,655 IT'S BUSINESS IN THERE. 131 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,556 I CAN'T TAKE YOU IN THERE WITH ME. 132 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,524 PLEASE? 133 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,525 NO! 134 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,493 YOU'RE EMBARRASSED. 135 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,129 NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT IT. 136 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,864 COME ON. 137 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,498 TOMORROW NIGHT, I TAKE YOU OUT, 138 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,400 AND WE HAVE A NICE TIME, HUH? 139 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,069 OK? 140 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,039 IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU'D TAKE ME AND BE PROUD OF ME. 141 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,908 I'M PROUD OF YOU, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 142 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,209 ¡HIJO DE PUTA! 143 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,351 GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 144 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,585 HEY, PEPE. 145 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,454 HEY, HANDSOME, HOW YOU DOING? 146 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,856 HOWDY-DO. 147 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,363 MR. RIVERS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE FRIEND 148 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,497 I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 149 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,899 I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO WAIT. 150 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,533 HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 151 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,701 MR. RIVERS, THIS IS PEPE. 152 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,603 PEPE, THIS IS MR. RIVERS. 153 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,005 HE'S LOOKING FOR A GUIDE TO SHOW HIM 154 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,608 SOME OF THE MORE INTIMATE PARTS OF HOLLYWOOD. 155 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,642 HOW YOU DO? 156 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,978 OK. HOW YOU DOING? 157 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,080 LUIS IS AN EXCELLENT GUIDE. 158 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,551 Pepe: YOU CAN FIND HIM... 159 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,619 RIGHT HERE AT THIS CORNER. 160 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,890 HE HAS A FEW HOURS AVAILABLE, 161 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:07,094 AND HE WILL SHOW YOU ANYTHING YOU LIKE. 162 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,797 AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 163 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,501 THANKS. 164 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,203 ENJOY IT, HUH? 165 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,807 THANK YOU. 166 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,174 WAIT. WHAT'S THIS? 167 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,443 YOU'RE LATE. I'M DOCKING YOU. 168 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,477 WAIT A MINUTE, OK? 169 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,578 I'M NOT HERE 170 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,746 JUST BECAUSE I'M FUCKING AROUND. 171 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,481 YOU'RE COCKY. I DON'T LIKE COCKY ANYMORE. 172 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,818 I DON'T NEED COCKY, PEPE. 173 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,354 LOOK. I WAS BREAKING IN A NEW KID, OK? 174 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,189 NOW, THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH OF US. 175 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,358 I GOT A DOZEN OTHER GUYS I CAN CALL. 176 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,560 DON'T BE LATE NO MORE. 177 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,728 I GET TESTY. 178 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,363 REMEMBER THAT. 179 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,534 [TAKES MONEY] FINE. 180 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,390 UHH! 181 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,641 HI, FRED. 182 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,576 OH, HI, MARIA. 183 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,679 OH, I'VE GOT YOUR PRESCRIPTION 184 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,646 ALL READY FOR YOU. 185 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,714 THANKS. 186 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,917 UM, HOW'S YOUR MOTHER DOING? 187 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,718 THE DOCTOR SAYS SHE'S DOING BETTER. 188 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,153 I'M REALLY PROUD OF HER. 189 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,321 OH, THAT'S-- THAT'S GREAT. 190 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,923 THAT'S GREAT. 191 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,258 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. 192 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,259 UH, LET'S SEE. 193 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,961 ESTOY, UH... 194 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,662 ESTOY MUY CONTENTO. 195 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,198 CONTENTO. 196 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,065 CONTENTO. 197 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,100 MM-HMM. ASI PERFECTO. 198 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,837 THERE YOU GO. 199 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,906 THANKS. 200 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,176 MARIA? 201 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,180 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE 202 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,716 YOU'D WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME SOMETIME, 203 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,785 IF YOU HAVE THE TIME. 204 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,287 SURE. 205 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:16,924 GOOD. 206 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,725 I'LL--I'LL CALL YOU. 207 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,328 YOU'RE CARLOS, RIGHT? 208 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,229 YES. 209 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,997 I'M LETTI, PEPE'S GIRLFRIEND. 210 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,133 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, WE WERE HERE FIRST. 211 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,667 IF YOU WANT TO BUY THE FUCKING MAP, 212 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,236 THEN BUY IT. 213 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,505 OH, DEAR. 214 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,374 UH... 215 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,343 OK. 216 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,677 THANK YOU. 217 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,379 THANK YOU. 218 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,613 COME ON. 219 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,550 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS. 220 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,352 INTRODUCTORY CLASS? 221 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,989 YOU SAID THAT, UH... 222 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,091 YOU WERE PEPE'S GIRLFRIEND. 223 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,525 IS THAT WHAT HE CALLS YOU? 224 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,393 GIRLFRIEND? 225 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,665 CARLOS, YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW NOW. 226 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,067 PEPE LOVES ME. 227 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,802 YOU'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF ME. 228 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,437 OH, I'M SURE HE LOVES YOU. 229 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,773 I'M SURE HE LOVES YOU A WHOLE LOT. 230 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,976 ALL RIGHT, SMART ASS. 231 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,244 JUST SHUT UP. 232 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,189 SIT DOWN AND LISTEN. 233 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,325 I'M LISTENING. 234 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,094 SIT DOWN. 235 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,599 FIRST OF ALL, LISTEN TO THE CUSTOMER 236 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,102 SO YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW THEY WANT YOU TO ACT. 237 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,169 SOME PEOPLE WILL WANT YOU 238 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,837 TO BE VERY DIFFERENT THAN OTHERS. 239 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,406 LISTEN... 240 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,707 I'M AN ACTOR. 241 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,076 I KNOW HOW TO PUT ON A SHOW. 242 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,411 I PROMISE YOU 243 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,513 THE CUSTOMERS ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY. 244 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,915 CAN WE GO NOW? 245 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,350 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT 246 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,120 SOME DUMB TRICK FROM EL BARRIO. 247 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,122 THESE ARE REAL CUSTOMERS, 248 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,956 AND PEPE WANTS ME TO MAKE SURE 249 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,858 THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK UP. 250 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,860 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION. 251 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,395 BEEN WITH WOMEN? 252 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,430 YES. 253 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,397 BEEN WITH MEN? 254 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,498 YES. 255 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,533 AMERICAN MEN? 256 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,500 YES. 257 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,601 GOOD. 258 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,738 NOW, LET'S TRY SOMETHING. 259 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,840 I'M GOING TO ACT LIKE AN OLD GUY, 260 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,343 AND YOU PLAY ALONG. 261 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,310 AHEM. 262 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,647 HEY, CARLOS, UH... 263 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,382 MY NAME IS, UH, BRETT. 264 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,152 UH, I'M--I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS. 265 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,519 I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, 266 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,621 AND I'M OLDER. 267 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,357 OH, MY BACK. 268 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,693 UM... 269 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,496 MMM... 270 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,497 BRETT... 271 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,668 YOU'RE SOME HOT HUNK. 272 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,770 OH, THANK YOU. 273 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,205 OH, YEAH. 274 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,841 UH, MAYBE I WOULD, UM, FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE 275 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,510 IF YOU HELPED ME, UM, YOU KNOW, 276 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,711 TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF. 277 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,246 OHH. 278 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,647 AH, THESE OLD BONES. 279 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,316 HEH HEH. 280 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,384 OOH. 281 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,351 [SNIFFS] 282 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,153 OOH... 283 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,854 YOU ARE HOT, BRETT. 284 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:02,922 THANK YOU. 285 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,692 OH! GO--SLOW DOWN! OH, YEAH. 286 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,327 YOU'RE SCARING ME. 287 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,395 IF YOU'RE SCARED NOW, 288 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,829 WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY CRAZY MEAT. 289 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,698 I'LL FUCK YOU HARD, BABY. 290 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,600 UHH! 291 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,767 STOP IT! 292 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,737 STOP IT. JESUS CHRIST. 293 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,739 YOU'RE A TERRIBLE ACTOR. 294 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,209 WHY DO YOU GOT TO SAY THAT? 295 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,777 I TELL YOU THAT I'M OLD AND NERVOUS. 296 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,780 I ACT OLD AND NERVOUS, AND YOU JUMP MY BONES. 297 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,449 I WAS SEXY, WASN'T I? 298 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,684 YOU GOT TO BE SEXY WITH ME. 299 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,186 LISTEN TO THE CUSTOMER. 300 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,821 THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE. 301 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,056 FUCK THIS GAME. 302 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,292 WITH A REAL CUSTOMER, I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 303 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,653 WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE? 304 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,289 NOBODY. 305 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,194 [MOTHER HUMMING] 306 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,146 Man: TERESA. 307 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,616 OYE, TERESA. 308 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,684 TERESA. 309 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,320 ESTOY HABLANDO. 310 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,600 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 311 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,858 HI, ARE YOU CARLOS? 312 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,892 YEAH. 313 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,893 I'M JENNIFER. 314 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,194 PEPE SENT ME. 315 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,706 I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE, HUH? 316 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,607 NO. 317 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,409 WE'LL GO BACK TO MY HOUSE NOW, 318 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,610 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 319 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,912 THAT'S FINE. 320 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,281 OK. 321 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,418 COME, COME. 322 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,855 HI, SWEETIE. 323 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,826 OH, CARLOS, THIS IS MY SON ALEX. 324 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,661 HELLO. 325 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,195 HI. 326 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,297 Jennifer: LAURIE, THIS IS CARLOS. 327 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,465 HE'S GOING TO FINISH SOME OF THE YARD WORK 328 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,066 LUIS WAS DOING LAST WEEK. 329 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,668 AND I NEED TO DO SOME WORK, 330 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,370 SO WHY DON'T YOU AND ALEX 331 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,305 GO TO THE PARK AND GET SOME ICE CREAM? 332 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,407 SURE. 333 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,008 WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU 334 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,310 ABOUT SOME DENTAL BENEFITS. 335 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,579 UM, I NEED TO GET A BRIDGE. 336 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,847 OK. 337 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,014 LATER, LAURIE. 338 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,350 GREAT. 339 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,593 YOU'RE AN ACTRESS. 340 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,194 BINGO. 341 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,229 ARE YOU AN ACTOR, CARLOS? 342 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,065 I'M GOING TO BE. 343 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,567 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 344 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,477 WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE? 345 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,780 YOU SHOULD JUST BE YOURSELF. 346 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,183 HOW DO YOU MEAN, MYSELF? 347 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,085 UM... 348 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,420 I JUST WANT A POOR MEXICAN BOY 349 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,921 TO FUCK MY BRAINS OUT. 350 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,055 OK? 351 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,525 OH. 352 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,560 OK. 353 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,596 WHEN I WAS STARVING IN MEXICO, 354 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,465 AND HOT GRINGAS LIKE YOU COME THERE, 355 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:16,235 I GET SO HOT FOR THEIR CHILE RELLENOS. 356 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,406 MY MACHETE IS SO HOT FOR YOU. 357 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,709 OHH! 358 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,712 CRAZY LOVE, I'VE GOT YOU! 359 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,547 [APPLAUSE] 360 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,921 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 361 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:35,888 I LOVE YOU. 362 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,289 YES! 363 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,725 I GOT IT! 364 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,127 WAS IT OK? 365 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,596 YES. 366 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,764 GOSH, YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 367 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,998 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 368 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:46,999 REALLY? 369 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,468 MM-HMM. 370 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,743 WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE FAMOUS? 371 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,779 MMM, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, 372 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,815 IT'S REALLY NOT ALL THAT IMPORTANT. 373 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:09,021 IT MUST BE GREAT TO BE LOVED BY SO MANY PEOPLE-- 374 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,658 MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, CRY. 375 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,562 YOU REALLY WANT TO ACT? 376 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,597 I'M GOING TO. 377 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,467 SURE. 378 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,034 WHY NOT? 379 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,140 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 380 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,141 HELLO? 381 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,142 HI, HONEY. 382 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,944 JENNIFER. 383 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:32,912 HOW YOU DOING? 384 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:33,813 FINE. 385 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,515 LISTEN, I JUST MET THIS KID, 386 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,149 AND I WAS WONDERING IF WE MIGHT NEED 387 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,217 SOME BACKGROUND CHARACTERS 388 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,285 ON THE SHOW NEXT WEEK. 389 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:40,953 HE'S MEXICAN. 390 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,589 MEXICAN? 391 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,423 REALLY? WHERE'D YOU MEET HIM? 392 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,492 WHERE? 393 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,026 OH. I--UH, WHILE I WAS 394 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,495 DROPPING OFF SOME STUFF AT THE FOOD BANK. 395 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,998 WELL, I GUESS WE CAN WORK HIM IN SOMEHOW. 396 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,299 GREAT. 397 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,266 OK. 398 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,768 BYE. 399 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,672 [SIGHS] 400 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,643 I'M GOING TO BE IN YOUR SHOW? 401 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,612 NEXT WEEK, AS AN EXTRA. 402 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:06,713 IF IT WORKS OUT, 403 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,916 YOU MIGHT WORK ONCE IN A WHILE, AND... 404 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,083 WOW. 405 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,187 HEY, DON'T GET SO EXCITED. 406 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,422 IT'S JUST EXTRA WORK. 407 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,425 I'M HAPPY. THIS-- 408 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,661 YOU'RE SO NICE. 409 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,864 VERY, VERY NICE. 410 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,165 [LAUGHS] 411 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,167 [DOORBELL RINGS] 412 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:34,941 HI. 413 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,543 HELLO. 414 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:37,544 YOU LOOK... 415 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:38,978 YOU LOOK NICE. 416 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,012 THANKS. 417 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,080 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 418 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:41,948 I'D LET YOU IN, 419 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,616 BUT MY HOUSE IS A BIT MESSY RIGHT NOW. 420 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,717 OH, NO, THERE'S NO HURRY. 421 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:45,685 OK. 422 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,968 [SLAP] 423 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:06,606 YOU'D BETTER TAKE CARE OF MOMMY WHILE I'M GONE. 424 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:12,511 YOU BETTER NOT FALL ASLEEP BEFORE I GET HOME. 425 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,147 HI. HI. 426 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,115 EVERYTHING OK? 427 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,784 YEAH. 428 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,652 READY TO GO? ALL RIGHT. 429 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,453 OH, AND I ALSO LIKED THE GUY-- 430 00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:23,522 THE GUY WITH THE ANTENNAS AND-- 431 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:24,523 EL CHAPULIN COLORADO. 432 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:25,524 THAT'S IT. 433 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:26,759 UM... 434 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:29,729 NO CANTABAN CON MI ASTUCIA. 435 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,733 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE THIS FUNNY. 436 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,135 WELL, THANK YOU. 437 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,812 DON'T TOUCH THE FOOD, OK? 438 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,346 YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO EAT AT HOME. 439 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,281 THAT'S FOR THE BOYS. 440 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:55,521 YOU WERE LATE FOR YOUR SECOND DATE. 441 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,824 IN FACT, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP. 442 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,792 WELL, I WAS WITH JENNIFER, 443 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:03,362 AND SHE TOOK A LONG TIME. 444 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,296 DID YOU BOTHER HER? 445 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,197 WHAT? 446 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,466 DID YOU BOTHER HER WITH YOUR ACTING CRAP? 447 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,736 NO, I DIDN'T BOTHER HER. 448 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,811 SHE TOLD ME THAT YOU BEGGED HER 449 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,446 TO BE AN EXTRA ON HER SHOW. 450 00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:21,547 NO, I DIDN'T-- 451 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,016 DON'T FUCK WITH ME! 452 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,752 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT AND DO THE JOB 453 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,486 AND GET BACK TO YOUR CORNER, 454 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,188 AND THAT'S IT. 455 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,056 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 456 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,758 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WON'T HAPPEN. 457 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:32,959 BECAUSE FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO SEND 458 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,026 THE GUYS OUT WITH JENNIFER. 459 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,663 IF YOU WANT TO WORK FOR ME, 460 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:37,730 YOU DO WHAT I SAY. 461 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:38,865 AND BELIEVE ME, 462 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,032 YOU WILL MEET 10 TIMES MORE PEOPLE 463 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,200 THAN YOU WILL WITH JENNIFER. 464 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,034 AND IF YOU DON'T, 465 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,036 THEN I WILL SHIP YOUR SKINNY ASS 466 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,404 BACK TO MEXICO. 467 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,207 YOU GOT THAT, MR. HASSELHOFF? 468 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,065 I THOUGHT YOU RESPECTED ME. 469 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:16,102 Man: I DO. I JUST CAN'T MARRY YOU. 470 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:22,909 IS THAT HOW MUCH MY LOVE IS WORTH TO YOU? 471 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,311 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON CARMEL COUNTY? 472 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,579 SHE SAID I'D BE AN EXTRA. 473 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,717 I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU THINK SHE WAS SERIOUS? 474 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,518 I THINK SO. SHE SAID IT. 475 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:33,953 I HOPE IT'S TRUE. 476 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,122 WHY DON'T YOU QUIT WITH PEPE NOW? 477 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,725 PEPE WOULD RUIN THINGS FOR ME SOMEHOW. 478 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,760 I KNOW HE WOULD. 479 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:41,894 I JUST GOT TO KEEP HIM OUT OF IT 480 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:43,395 UNTIL I DO THE SHOW. 481 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:45,898 YOU'RE CRAZY. 482 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:47,566 SO, TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY. 483 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:49,135 WHAT'S HE LIKE? 484 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,604 WELL... 485 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:54,106 HE'S NICE. 486 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,742 HE'S UGLY, HUH? 487 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,444 NO, HE'S NOT. SHUT UP. 488 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,146 YOU LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU? 489 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,949 I GUESS SO, 490 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,050 BUT I'D BE STUPID TO THINK 491 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,017 THAT I COULD GET INVOLVED 492 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,318 WITH ANYONE RIGHT NOW. 493 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,354 YOU CAN SEE HIM. 494 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,222 I SHOULD WAIT. 495 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,425 [TELEVISION ON] 496 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,428 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 497 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,806 [LAUGHS] 498 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,910 HEY! 499 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:09,348 HOW MANY TIMES HAS MAMITA TOLD YOU NOT TO SIT ON HER? 500 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,316 OHH! 501 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,384 [LAUGHS] 502 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:15,221 YOU ARE A BAD, BAD BOY. 503 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,424 YOU ARE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A BIG, DUMB MAN. 504 00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,226 YEAH, BUT A HORNY ONE. 505 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:22,494 MMM... 506 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:23,462 OHH... 507 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,232 PEPE... 508 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,100 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT CARLOS WORKING FOR YOU? 509 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:31,270 I DIDN'T ASK HIM TO COME BACK. 510 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:32,671 I KNOW, BUT... 511 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,106 MAYBE LATER ON, YOU MIGHT REGRET IT. 512 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,075 HE'S A SMART KID, AND... 513 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,577 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS LIFE NOW, LETTI? 514 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,478 I TAKE CARE OF HIM 515 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,813 LIKE I TAKE CARE OF THE REST OF MY FAMILY, 516 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:41,914 INCLUDING YOU. 517 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,215 SO WHY CAN'T HE BE HAPPY WITH THAT? 518 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:45,151 I WAS 4 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM 519 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,386 WHEN MY FATHER PUT ME ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK. 520 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:50,422 I'M NOT EXACTLY THE POPE, BUT I THINK I'M DOING FINE. 521 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:51,323 I KNOW. 522 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,760 LOOK. HE'S GOT SOME SILLY IDEAS 523 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,295 ABOUT BECOMING A MOVIE STAR. 524 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,898 HE'S JUST COCKY. THAT'S HIS WAY. 525 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,133 DON'T WORRY. 526 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,238 HI, SILLY. 527 00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:08,407 HI. 528 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,376 ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME? 529 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:11,978 WHY SHOULD I BE AFRAID? 530 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,045 I DON'T KNOW. 531 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,080 I TALKED TO PEPE YESTERDAY, 532 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:15,447 AND HE SAID I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. 533 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:16,648 YEAH? 534 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,417 THOUGHT MAYBE YOU GOT SCARED. 535 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,285 NO. 536 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,253 PEPE DOESN'T WANT ME TO BOTHER YOU. 537 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:22,889 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME WITH ME NOW? 538 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:23,923 I'LL EXPLAIN TO PEPE 539 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:27,026 YOU'RE NOT BOTHERING ME AT ALL. 540 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:28,928 I HAVE TO DO THIS. 541 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,296 BUT ANY TIME I'M NOT WORKING, 542 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,697 I MEAN, I'LL TAKE THE BUS ANYWHERE, 543 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:32,899 MEET YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT. 544 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:34,967 I'LL PICK YOU UP TONIGHT, 545 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,068 EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU SHOULD DROP 546 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,569 ANY OTHER COMMITMENTS. 547 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,572 I'M A PRIZE, KID. 548 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,444 [WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 549 00:30:58,724 --> 00:30:59,591 [MAN TAKES PICTURES] 550 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:08,567 [TAKES PICTURE] 551 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,153 COME GET IT, ROMEO. 552 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:34,826 HERE COMES PEPE. 553 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:36,462 CALL STEWART. 554 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:38,297 HEY, HEY, GENTLEMEN. 555 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,231 HEY. HEY. 556 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,000 HEY! 557 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:42,101 WHAT'S GOING ON, DONALD? 558 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:44,003 I'M SORRY, PEPE. 559 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,571 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE NO MORE. 560 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:46,538 SAYS WHO? 561 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,107 STEWART. 562 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,275 HE SAYS YOU SHOULD WAIT OUT HERE, 563 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,743 AND HE'LL COME OUT TO TALK TO YOU. 564 00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:52,744 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 565 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:54,213 COME ON, I GOT BUSINESS IN THERE. 566 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,414 WHERE IS THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE? 567 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,448 YOU'RE NOT COMING IN HERE, PEPE! 568 00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:59,385 HEY! DON'T LET THAT WETBACK EYESORE 569 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,252 COME IN HERE. 570 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,787 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 571 00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:03,489 WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS AND DIED? 572 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,191 YOU'RE LATE AGAIN. 573 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,727 15 MINUTES. COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK. 574 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,861 YOU WANT A BREAK? 575 00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:10,662 FROM NOW ON, YOU WORK OUT HERE. 576 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,065 YOU WANT ME TO HANG OUT HERE 577 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,466 AND WAIT TILL YOU THROW ME A BONE? 578 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:16,635 YEAH. 579 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,908 HEY, MAN, YOU LOOKING FOR A GUIDE? 580 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,810 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 581 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,212 NEVER MIND. GET LOST, HUH? 582 00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:27,179 WELL, GOOD MORNING TO YOU, 583 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,714 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. 584 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,221 Man: I THINK I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. 585 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,557 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING OF DOING? 586 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,492 PRODUCING A DOCUMENTARY. 587 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:42,828 GREAT. 588 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,163 WHEN ARE YOU QUITTING? 589 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,067 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF ISSUES 590 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,835 THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT. 591 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:50,969 IT'S A GREAT IDEA, HONEY. 592 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:52,571 DO IT. 593 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:54,573 YEAH, WELL, UH... 594 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,179 I JUST MIGHT. 595 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,184 I CAN'T. 596 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:13,325 I JUST NEED SOME TIME. 597 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:19,065 I GOT TO GO. 598 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,032 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 599 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,233 I DON'T KNOW. 600 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:48,627 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 601 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:52,364 HELLO? 602 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,404 CARLOS. 603 00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,405 HELLO? 604 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,159 "PRINCESS..." 605 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,828 "THE GREAT DIFFERENCE 606 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,264 "BETWEEN PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD 607 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:26,565 "IS NOT THE DIFFERENCE 608 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:29,034 "BETWEEN THE RICH AND THE POOR 609 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,437 "OR THE GOOD AND THE EVIL. 610 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,971 "THE BIGGEST OF ALL DIFFERENCES 611 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,640 "IN THIS WORLD 612 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,508 "IS BETWEEN THOSE... 613 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:40,246 "THAT HAD OR HAVE PLEASURE IN LOVE 614 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,181 "AND THOSE THAT HAVEN'T 615 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,982 "OR HADN'T ANY PLEASURE IN LOVE. 616 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:47,153 "I DON'T MEAN JUST ORDINARY LOVE 617 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:50,021 "OR THE KIND YOU CAN BUY. 618 00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:52,191 I MEAN GREAT LOVE." 619 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,626 WHAT'S THAT FROM? 620 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,562 SWEET BIRD OF YOUTH. 621 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,866 MAYBE YOU DO BELONG IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. 622 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:03,135 YEAH? 623 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,636 YEAH. 624 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,072 COME ON. 625 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,875 SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT. 626 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,210 COME ON. 627 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,180 DO ME. 628 00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:16,715 YEAH. 629 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,585 COME ON. 630 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:49,681 I HAD FUN, MARIA. 631 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:54,052 MARIA, WHAT'S WRONG? 632 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,255 I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT MY BROTHER. 633 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:58,324 HOW COME? 634 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,293 MY FATHER, 635 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,395 HE'S NOT A GOOD MAN, AND... 636 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:06,232 I'VE ALWAYS MANAGED TO KEEP AWAY FROM HIM, 637 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:08,500 BUT CARLOS HASN'T. 638 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:13,038 MY MOTHER FOUGHT SO HARD TO GET HIM AWAY IN MEXICO. 639 00:36:13,071 --> 00:36:15,207 THAT'S WHEN SHE HAD HER BREAKDOWN. 640 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:16,642 AND NOW CARLOS IS BACK, 641 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,177 AND MY FATHER WON'T TURN HIM LOOSE. 642 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:21,112 MARIA, I WANT YOU TO KNOW 643 00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:24,316 THAT NO MATTER HOW BAD THE PROBLEMS GET, 644 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,484 YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED 645 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,885 OF YOUR FAMILY WITH ME. 646 00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:30,155 OK? 647 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,758 THANKS FOR SAYING THAT. 648 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,659 SURE. 649 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:38,063 I'LL CALL YOU? 650 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,365 OK. 651 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,281 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 652 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,697 HI, IT'S JENNIFER. 653 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,934 COULD YOU GET ME ANY OF THE WRITERS, PLEASE? 654 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,636 HI, ZACK. IT'S JENNIFER. 655 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,938 LISTEN. YOU KNOW THAT MEXICAN KID 656 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,139 I TOLD MARTIN ABOUT? 657 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,173 UH, THE EXTRA? 658 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,375 YEAH. 659 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,411 COULD YOU THROW SOME LINES HIS WAY? 660 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,446 YOU KNOW, GIVE HIM A BIT OF BUSINESS TO DO. 661 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,948 OK. MEXICAN BUSINESS. 662 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:31,783 I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN. 663 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:32,818 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 664 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,654 FUN MEXICAN BUSINESS. YOU GOT IT. 665 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:37,689 WHAT'D YOU DO TO JENNIFER, MAN? 666 00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,525 SHE DON'T COME TO SEE US NO MORE. 667 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:41,660 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE HER, HUH? 668 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:42,661 I SEE HER. 669 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,029 WHEN? 670 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,298 I MAKE TIME. 671 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:49,067 SHE IS ONE CRAZY, KINKY BITCH. 672 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,002 YEAH, MAN. SHE'S MAD, TWISTED. 673 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:53,405 Boy: YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR, HUH? 674 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:56,475 THE NEXT ANTONIO BANDERAS AND SHIT. 675 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:01,347 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL, MAN? 676 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,614 YEAH, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE SUCH A BIG STAR, 677 00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:04,616 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, MAN? 678 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:05,584 YOUR SHIT STILL STINKS, BRO. 679 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,919 I'M ONLY DOING IT FOR A WHILE. 680 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,287 [LAUGHTER] 681 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,022 A WHILE. 682 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,493 [BOTH SINGING LA LUNA] 683 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:32,511 [SINGING CONTINUES] 684 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,188 * LA LUNA 685 00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,591 * LA LUNA 686 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:48,193 * LA LUNA 687 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:50,996 * LA LUNA 688 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:53,432 * LA LUNA 689 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,934 * LA LUNA 690 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,570 * LA LUNA 691 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:02,408 * LA LUNA 692 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,577 MARTIN. 693 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:07,513 WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR THE LATINO GUY. 694 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:08,747 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, ALL RIGHT? 695 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:09,548 2 WORDS-- 696 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,116 MEXICAN GARDENER. 697 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,217 GARDENER? 698 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,585 GREASY GARDENER OUT IN THE GARDEN 699 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:14,820 CLIPPING THE HEDGES. 700 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,321 GINA INVITES HIM IN FOR LEMONADE... 701 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,389 Writer: THEY BOOM. 702 00:39:17,423 --> 00:39:18,757 Zack: THEY BOOM. 703 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:19,891 DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX 704 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,860 WITH YOU GUYS? 705 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,995 WHAT DO YOU WANT IT TO BE ABOUT, POLITICS? 706 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,798 COME ON, GUYS. 707 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,900 TELEVISION CAN ENTERTAIN AND EDUCATE. 708 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:29,868 THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 709 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:32,270 WELL, HOW ABOUT IF RIGHT BEFORE THEY HAVE SEX, 710 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,705 HE PULLS A CONDOM OUT AND SAYS, 711 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,474 "HEY, LOOK WHAT THEY HANDED OUT IN SCHOOL TODAY"? 712 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,510 OR WHEN THEY'RE FUCKING ON HER DESK, 713 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:40,011 SHE CAN KNOCK OVER A RECYCLING BIN. 714 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:40,979 THAT'S GOOD. 715 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,948 GUYS. 716 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,616 WELL, LOOK, I MEAN, 717 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:45,684 HE'S AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. 718 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,152 YOU KNOW, SHE'S HELPING HIM OUT. 719 00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:49,120 GETS YOUR POINT ACROSS. 720 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:54,259 HEY, ARE YOU CARLOS? PEPE SENT ME. 721 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,360 OK. 722 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,028 LOOK, I'M SORRY, KID. COULD-- 723 00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,263 HEY, STUD. 724 00:39:58,296 --> 00:39:59,264 HI. 725 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:00,699 HELLO. 726 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,201 HOW ABOUT TAKING THE DAY OFF AND SPENDING IT WITH ME? 727 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,636 I CAN'T. 728 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,404 I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO THE STUDIO. 729 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:07,639 THE SCRIPT FOR THE SHOW IS READY. 730 00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:08,940 YOU'VE GOT LINES AND EVERYTHING. 731 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:10,476 Man: HEY, COME ON. 732 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,679 I COULD COME LATER. 733 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:14,846 CARLOS, THERE'S PEOPLE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MEET 734 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,982 IF YOU WANT TO DO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO. 735 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,249 NOW, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS 736 00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:19,250 TO BLOW OFF YOUR DAY JOB? 737 00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:20,752 Man: CARLOS. 738 00:40:20,786 --> 00:40:23,421 YOU WANT SOME BUSINESS OR NOT? 739 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,291 Man: HEY. 740 00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:27,593 HEY, COME ON. WHAT DID I SAY? 741 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:28,660 THAT'S BETTER. 742 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,361 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING, CARLOS? 743 00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:32,230 YOU LITTLE TRAMP! 744 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,065 FUCK YOU! 745 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:41,039 Jennifer: HI, JOE. 746 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:48,514 THANKS, HON. 747 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,181 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 748 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,184 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY * 749 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:54,019 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY 750 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:55,987 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH * 751 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,989 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY * 752 00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,658 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH * 753 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,727 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY * 754 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,962 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH * 755 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,764 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY * 756 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,799 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH * 757 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,670 THIS IS GOOD, GUYS. 758 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:13,004 YEAH, IT'S, UH... 759 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:15,006 THE WHOLE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT THING 760 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,407 IS JUST REALLY... 761 00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:18,443 UH, TOPICAL AND HOT. 762 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,378 PRETTY EXCITING WAY TO START YOUR CAREER. 763 00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:22,247 YES, IT'S GREAT. 764 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,115 WHAT OTHER WORK HAVE YOU DONE? 765 00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:28,687 OH, HE DID SOME REGIONAL THEATER IN MEXICO. 766 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:31,590 I'M JUST SORT OF GOING ON A HUNCH HERE, GUYS. 767 00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:33,324 I CAN FEEL THESE THINGS. 768 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:34,793 YEAH. WELCOME. 769 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:35,661 THANKS. 770 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,096 OK, WELL, SEE YOU SOON. 771 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,431 UH, GOOD MEETING YOU. 772 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,900 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 773 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:43,268 BYE, GUYS. 774 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,570 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL ME. 775 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:46,004 OK, WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOU ON WEDNESDAY, 776 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:47,005 SO WE'LL HAVE SOMEONE CALL YOU 777 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,840 ON TUESDAY AFTERNOON, ALL RIGHT? 778 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:49,941 OK. 779 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,777 DO YOU WANT TO STAY AND REHEARSE FOR A BIT? 780 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,044 IT MIGHT BE GOOD TO GO OVER YOUR SCENE. 781 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:54,079 I'D LIKE THAT. 782 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,513 I'M GOING TO LEAVE. 783 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:56,648 UH, I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS OUT HERE, 784 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:57,583 AND I'LL JUST LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON 785 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:58,750 ON THE SET, OK? 786 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:00,151 OK. 787 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:01,119 LUCY... 788 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,421 IS MARTIN AROUND? 789 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:05,523 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, NO. 790 00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:07,492 OK. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 791 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,595 ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. 792 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:22,608 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE LEMONADE? 793 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,045 RIGHT NOW, 794 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,280 I'M THIRSTY 795 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:31,516 FOR A KISS. 796 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,920 YOU'RE OUT OF LINE, PANCHO. 797 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:38,056 YOU KNOW MY INTEREST IN YOU IS PURELY POLITICAL. 798 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:39,625 GINA... 799 00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:43,895 THIS IS POLITICAL. 800 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:46,164 [JENNIFER AND CARLOS PANTING AND MOANING] 801 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,668 Jennifer: OH, MY GOD! 802 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:52,203 OH, YOU ANIMAL. 803 00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:59,577 [MAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 804 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,185 I GOT TO GO. 805 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:08,153 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 806 00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:09,120 BYE. 807 00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:18,196 [MAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 808 00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:34,445 OH, HI, HONEY. 809 00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:36,314 WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING. 810 00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:39,617 OH. 811 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:42,120 MARTIN, THIS IS CARLOS. 812 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:44,489 HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 813 00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:45,657 HELLO. 814 00:43:45,691 --> 00:43:47,425 I'M SO EXCITED. 815 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,326 THIS IS GOING TO BE 816 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,128 ONE OF THE MOST SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE SHOWS 817 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:50,996 WE'VE EVER DONE. 818 00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,630 YEP. I THINK THAT'S TRUE. 819 00:43:52,664 --> 00:43:54,465 AND WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE RUN INTO CARLOS. 820 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,533 HE'S VERY TALENTED. 821 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,703 WELL, HE CERTAINLY LOOKS THE PART, HUH? 822 00:43:57,736 --> 00:43:59,004 THANK YOU. 823 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,338 LISTEN, IF YOU WANT A RIDE HOME, 824 00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:01,506 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 825 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:03,809 NO, I'LL TAKE THE BUS. 826 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,877 I'M A BIG MAN. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 827 00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:07,645 OK. THROUGH THAT DOOR 828 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,480 WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO THE STREET. 829 00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:11,216 CARLOS, NICE MEETING YOU AGAIN. 830 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:12,217 GOOD LUCK. 831 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,685 THANK YOU. 832 00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:14,786 BYE, CARLOS. 833 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:18,123 GOOD-BYE, AND THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 834 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:23,594 Woman: MARRY ME! 835 00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:25,864 Man: A DEAL WITH FOX. 836 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:28,366 $1 MILLION FOR 3 YEARS. 837 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:30,668 Woman: OVER HERE, CARLOS! 838 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:32,270 [SHOUTS BECOME INCOHERENT] 839 00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:49,220 THINK YOU'RE A BIG MOVIE STAR NOW. 840 00:44:49,254 --> 00:44:50,521 FUCK ME OVER, HUH? 841 00:44:50,555 --> 00:44:52,390 I HAD TO. THIS IS MY CHANCE. 842 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,425 YOU THINK JENNIFER'S GONNA HELP YOU WITH THIS SHIT, 843 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,494 BUT THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA MAKE AN ASSHOLE OUT OF YOU. 844 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,429 YOU DON'T KNOW HER. 845 00:44:58,463 --> 00:44:59,697 I DO KNOW HER! 846 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:01,599 SHE'S GONNA PRETEND TO PUT YOU IN HER SHOW 847 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:02,801 SO YOU CAN GET GOOD AND EXCITED 848 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,102 FOR WHEN SHE FUCKS YOU. 849 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:05,937 THAT WOMAN IS A DICK FIEND. 850 00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:07,705 THIS IS WHERE YOUR TALENT LIES. 851 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,240 FUCK YOU! 852 00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:11,376 WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT LIKE THIS. 853 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:13,578 NOW, I KNOW... 854 00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:16,647 THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE... 855 00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:19,417 YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. 856 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:21,619 I HAD DREAMS... 857 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:24,089 BUT MY FATHER TAUGHT ME TO BE A MAN. 858 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:28,359 AND THE SON OF A BITCH WAS RIGHT. 859 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:29,460 YOU'RE MY SON. 860 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,431 I LOVE YOU, AND I CARE FOR YOU. 861 00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:39,805 NOBODY ELSE DOES. 862 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:02,527 THIS TIME... 863 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,561 [VIEWER GASPS] 864 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,097 YOU ARE GONNA LOSE. 865 00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:10,035 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO THAT FOR? 866 00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:13,204 BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING CUNT AND HER FUCKING SHOW STINKS. 867 00:46:13,238 --> 00:46:15,240 WHAT'S THE MATTER, PAPI? 868 00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:17,843 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 869 00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:18,844 COME HERE. 870 00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,278 COME TO MOMMY. 871 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:34,125 IT'S TERESA, ISN'T IT? 872 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:37,095 SHE'S GETTING SICKER, I BET. 873 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,597 IT MUST BE HARD TO SEE HER IN THE HOSPITAL. 874 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,899 YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S IT. 875 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,104 NENA, CARLOS HAS BEEN SCREWING UP AT WORK A LOT. 876 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,939 I NEED YOU TO GO OUT ON DOUBLE DATES WITH HIM 877 00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:49,007 AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, OK? 878 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,109 KEEP HIM IN LINE. 879 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,011 BOY NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD IN CHECK REAL QUICK. 880 00:46:53,044 --> 00:46:55,113 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 881 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,582 IT'S NOT LIKE I EXPECT MY FAMILY TO KISS MY ASS. 882 00:46:57,615 --> 00:46:59,217 I KNOW THAT. 883 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,685 BUT YOU'D THINK ONCE IN A WHILE 884 00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:01,619 THEY WOULD GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT 885 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,054 FOR EVERYTHING I DO FOR THEM. 886 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:04,990 I RENT THEM A GOOD HOUSE, 887 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:06,624 I PAY FOR EVERYTHING... 888 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,093 THEY NEVER SAY THANK YOU. 889 00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:14,532 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 890 00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:29,314 [HUMMING TUNE] 891 00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:34,986 I DON'T KNOW IF I DID THE RIGHT THING 892 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:37,088 INVITING FRED OVER. 893 00:47:37,122 --> 00:47:39,657 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY TO HAVE HIM COME HERE. 894 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,126 DO YOU WANNA CANCEL IT? 895 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,661 NO. 896 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,630 GOOD. THEN GO WITH IT. 897 00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:47,032 IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 898 00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:48,666 PEPE'S WORKING ANYWAY. 899 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,768 YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE, RIGHT? 900 00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:52,570 I'LL BE HERE. DON'T WORRY. 901 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:55,173 GUESS WHAT. 902 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,641 WHAT? 903 00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:58,076 I GOT THE SCRIPT. 904 00:47:58,109 --> 00:47:59,777 "YOU KNOW, PANCHO, 905 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,180 SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE MEXICAN." 906 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,449 NONE OF YOUR OTHER MEXICAN FRIENDS 907 00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:07,852 COULD EVER MOW YOUR LAWN THE WAY I CAN, GINA. 908 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:11,089 I AM LIKE A MATADOR WITH MY LEAF BLOWER. 909 00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:13,858 I AM LIKE A MATADOR WITH MY LEAF BLOWER. 910 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,094 LIKE A MATADOR WITH MY LEAF BLOWER. 911 00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:17,762 MY LEAF- WITH MY-- 912 00:48:17,795 --> 00:48:19,130 WITH--WITH... 913 00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:20,598 OOH! 914 00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:22,867 MY GRASS IS OVERGROWN. 915 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,503 TAKE ME, YOU LATIN STUD. 916 00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:27,005 TAKE ME, PLEASE. 917 00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:28,673 I'M HELPLESS, AND I'M WHITE. 918 00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:30,408 YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 919 00:48:30,441 --> 00:48:31,242 PANCHO. 920 00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:34,079 PANCHO, TAKE ME, PLEASE. 921 00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:37,082 IT'S MY JOB TO PLAY A STUD. 922 00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:39,584 FINE. I'LL PLAY A STUD. 923 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:41,252 I'M SORRY. 924 00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:44,522 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO MAKE FUN OF THIS? 925 00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:47,025 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN DONE ANYTHING REMOTELY ARTISTIC. 926 00:48:47,058 --> 00:48:49,160 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 927 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,598 SHIT. 928 00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:54,665 I'M SORRY. 929 00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:58,636 I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. 930 00:48:58,669 --> 00:49:01,639 CARLOS, WHY DON'T YOU QUIT WITH PEPE NOW? 931 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:03,208 WHAT IS HE GONNA DO? 932 00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:06,011 NO, I CAN'T PISS HIM OFF RIGHT NOW. 933 00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:08,413 I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE. 934 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,616 [HORN HONKS] 935 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,584 [HONK] 936 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,286 I GOTTA GO. 937 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:25,430 YOU REALLY SCREWED PEPE OVER YESTERDAY. 938 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,533 YOU'RE MAKING HIM TREAT YOU LIKE A BABY. 939 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:29,734 WHAT FOR? 940 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,802 ACTING. 941 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:33,204 YOU THINK THAT RICH BITCH 942 00:49:33,238 --> 00:49:34,872 IS REALLY GONNA HELP YOU. 943 00:49:34,905 --> 00:49:35,906 AY. 944 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,475 IF IT WAS THAT EASY, 945 00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:38,476 DON'T YOU THINK 946 00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,045 THAT EVERYBODY WOULD BE ACTING? 947 00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:42,547 I KNOW IT'S NOT PRETTY, 948 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:45,116 BUT YOU STAND TO MAKE SOME MONEY WITH PEPE. 949 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:48,086 AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW HE CARES FOR YOU. 950 00:49:48,119 --> 00:49:50,021 THAT'S IT. STOP THE FUCKING CAR. 951 00:49:50,055 --> 00:49:51,056 ARE YOU SURE? 952 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,423 STOP THE FUCKING CAR. 953 00:49:52,457 --> 00:49:53,258 WHY? 954 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,792 STOP THE FUCKING CAR! 955 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:55,860 WHAT THE FUCK? 956 00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:57,728 WHAT, ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS? 957 00:49:58,929 --> 00:50:00,498 FUCKING CRAZY. 958 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:02,033 SO... 959 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:03,234 YOU GETTING OUT? 960 00:50:03,268 --> 00:50:05,270 NO, I'M NOT GETTING OUT. 961 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:07,538 I'M TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR HIJA-DE-PUTA LECTURES. 962 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:09,040 WELL... 963 00:50:09,074 --> 00:50:10,575 I AM SO SORRY 964 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:13,244 TO HAVE INCONVENIENCED YOU IN ANY WAY AT ALL. 965 00:50:13,278 --> 00:50:15,680 I GUESS THAT YOU DON'T WANNA GRACE US WHORES 966 00:50:15,713 --> 00:50:17,848 WITH YOUR PRESENCE, HUH? 967 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:20,318 GOD FORBID THAT SOME DUMB WHORE, 968 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:23,188 WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR FATHER'S GIRLFRIEND, 969 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:25,123 SHOULD TRY AND HELP YOU MAKE SENSE OF THINGS. 970 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:26,924 I MEAN, THAT WOULD REALLY SUCK. 971 00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:28,193 SHUT UP! 972 00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:29,960 IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT, WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT? 973 00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:31,562 JUST SHUT UP! 974 00:50:31,596 --> 00:50:34,599 I'M HERE TO DO THE JOB, AND THAT'S IT. 975 00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:36,967 I'LL DO ALL THE FUCKING THAT I'M REQUIRED TO DO. 976 00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:38,903 BUT ANYTHING ELSE, WHATEVER I DO, 977 00:50:38,936 --> 00:50:41,239 IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. 978 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:43,341 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BE WITH PEPE 979 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,443 DOESN'T MAKE YOU MY MOTHER NOR MY GODMOTHER. 980 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:47,545 YOU ARE NOT MI FAMILIA, 981 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,714 SO JUST DRIVE THE FUCKING CAR 982 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,082 TO THE FUCKING PLACE 983 00:50:51,116 --> 00:50:52,650 AND STOP YOUR FUCKING CEREMONIES. 984 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,425 SURE. 985 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,561 WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. 986 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:24,482 OH, HI. 987 00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:26,551 BUMCAKES, THEY'RE HERE! 988 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,961 THERE'S NO HURRY. 989 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:39,096 YEAH, PLEASE, TAKE YOUR TIME. 990 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,565 IT'S GROOVY, YOU KNOW? 991 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:43,634 WE'D LIKE IT BETTER IF YOU JUST DID IT. 992 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:47,838 MY MACHETE... 993 00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,607 IS GONNA CUT YOU OPEN. 994 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,475 CARLOS. 995 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:52,042 FUCK YOU. I'LL FUCK YOU. 996 00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:53,043 CARLOS, STOP IT. 997 00:51:53,077 --> 00:51:54,111 HEY, DUDE, 998 00:51:54,145 --> 00:51:56,080 THAT'S NOT COOL, ALL RIGHT? 999 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,748 STOP IT. CARLOS, STOP. 1000 00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,756 Woman: IS HE ALL RIGHT? 1001 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,658 HE'S--HE'S FINE. 1002 00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:10,795 CARLOS, THESE PEOPLE JUST WANT US 1003 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:13,097 TO MAKE LOVE NICE, OK? 1004 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,201 YOU JUST GOTTA TAKE IT EASY. 1005 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:29,614 ARE YOU READY? 1006 00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:36,020 UH, MAYBE WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE. 1007 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:37,154 MAYBE. 1008 00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:39,757 PLEASE, UM, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 1009 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:44,229 CARLOS. 1010 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,365 CARLOS. 1011 00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:50,368 [POUNDING] 1012 00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:04,382 [POUNDING] 1013 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:08,419 CARLOS. 1014 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,356 HI. 1015 00:53:19,063 --> 00:53:20,465 CARLOS. 1016 00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,470 I WOULD REALLY ENJOY KISSING YOU RIGHT NOW. 1017 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:29,206 WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I KISSED YOU? 1018 00:53:43,454 --> 00:53:46,291 WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I HOLD YOU? 1019 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,326 WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I TOUCH YOU? 1020 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,267 Man: * TAKE CARE 1021 00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:34,339 * NOT TO HURT YOURSELF 1022 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:38,075 * BEWARE OF THE NEED 1023 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,010 * FOR HELP 1024 00:54:41,245 --> 00:54:43,247 * YOU MIGHT 1025 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,351 * NEED TOO MUCH 1026 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:50,521 * AND PEOPLE ARE SUCH-- 1027 00:54:50,555 --> 00:54:52,089 * TAKE CARE 1028 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,123 * PLEASE 1029 00:54:53,157 --> 00:54:55,360 * TAKE CARE 1030 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,798 * SOME PEOPLE READ 1031 00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:03,368 * IDEA BOOKS 1032 00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:06,404 * AND SOME PEOPLE 1033 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:09,640 * HAVE PRETTY LOOKS 1034 00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:12,543 * BUT IF 1035 00:55:12,577 --> 00:55:16,046 * YOUR EYES ARE WIDE 1036 00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:19,984 * THEN ALL WORDS ASIDE 1037 00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:22,119 * TAKE CARE 1038 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:25,390 * PLEASE TAKE CARE 1039 00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:28,058 * MMM... 1040 00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,673 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1041 00:55:47,412 --> 00:55:49,179 HOLA, M'IJA. 1042 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:51,115 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1043 00:55:57,955 --> 00:56:00,958 Pepe: HEY. CANTINFLAS. 1044 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:02,993 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1045 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,568 HEY, NENA, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ROSES? 1046 00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:45,570 WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING, HUH? 1047 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,472 I'M HAVING A FRIEND OVER FOR DINNER. 1048 00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:48,806 A FRIEND? 1049 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:50,775 YES, A FRIEND. 1050 00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:53,511 MAYBE I SHOULD STICK AROUND AND MEET THIS FRIEND, HUH? 1051 00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:56,013 AND MAYBE I'LL KILL YOU. 1052 00:56:57,615 --> 00:56:59,650 I'M KIDDING. I'M JUST KIDDING, OK? 1053 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:02,953 JUANCITO, STAY HERE 1054 00:57:02,987 --> 00:57:05,456 AND KEEP AN EYE ON THIS FRIEND, OK? 1055 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:06,624 [CHUCKLING] 1056 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:08,192 I USED TO WANT A LOT OF THINGS, 1057 00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:10,160 BUT... 1058 00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:13,030 I STILL DREAM OF HAVING A LITTLE MORE SOMETHING. 1059 00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:14,599 I DON'T KNOW. 1060 00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:16,601 MAYBE JUST A LITTLE GESTURE 1061 00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:18,803 FROM THOSE WHO LOVE ME. 1062 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,606 LIKE IF PEPE WASN'T SO EMBARRASSED 1063 00:57:21,639 --> 00:57:23,340 TO TAKE ME OUT IN PUBLIC. 1064 00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:25,242 SOMETIMES THAT BIG FUCK 1065 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,778 CAN MAKE ME FEEL SO SMALL. 1066 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,515 HE'S BAD. 1067 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:32,382 HE'S GOOD. 1068 00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:35,553 YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIM. 1069 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,622 HE HAS A LOT TO DEAL WITH. 1070 00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:39,757 HIS BUSINESS IS GROWING FAST, 1071 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,659 AND... 1072 00:57:41,692 --> 00:57:45,295 EVEN THOUGH HE'S KNOWN FOR A WHILE, 1073 00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:48,232 I'M SURE IT'S NOT VERY EASY FOR HIM 1074 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:49,967 WITH YOUR MOTHER DYING. 1075 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,238 MY MOTHER DYING? 1076 00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:55,740 I'M SORRY. 1077 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:57,675 LETTI... 1078 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,944 MY MOTHER HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN, 1079 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,412 BUT THE DOCTOR SAYS SHE'S ON HER WAY UP. 1080 00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:04,549 I SWEAR TO GOD. 1081 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:08,953 YOUR MOTHER IS NOT DYING OF CANCER? 1082 00:58:10,921 --> 00:58:12,990 IS THAT WHAT PEPE TOLD YOU? 1083 00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:13,891 MY GOD. 1084 00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:15,793 YOUR MOTHER IS NOT DYING? 1085 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,528 NO. 1086 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:19,897 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, CARLOS. 1087 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:22,132 ARE YOU TELLING ME THE TRUTH? 1088 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,134 MY MOTHER IS NOT DYING. 1089 00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:26,370 THAT FUCKER! 1090 00:58:26,403 --> 00:58:28,806 I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU HE'S A-- 1091 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,141 LISTEN, JUST SHUT UP AND GET YOUR CLOTHES ON. 1092 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,977 HEY, YOU GUYS WERE GREAT. 1093 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,011 OH, YEAH? 1094 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:35,479 BIG FUCKING WOW! 1095 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,582 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1096 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,995 SO YOU FIND A JOB YET, FRANK? 1097 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,063 YEAH. I'M TAKING OVER JENNIFER UPLAND'S SHOW. 1098 00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:54,031 CARMEL COUNTY? 1099 00:58:54,064 --> 00:58:54,965 REALLY? 1100 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:56,466 YEAH, HER HUSBAND WAS PRODUCING IT, 1101 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,501 BUT HE'S QUITTING. 1102 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,569 THAT'S INTERESTING. 1103 00:58:58,603 --> 00:59:00,070 YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT SHOW. 1104 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:01,438 OH, I'M A BIG FAN. 1105 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:02,472 REALLY? 1106 00:59:02,506 --> 00:59:03,674 OH, BIG FAN. 1107 00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:05,009 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 1108 00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:40,210 CARLOS SAYS THAT TERESA IS NOT DYING. 1109 00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:43,213 CARLOS IS AN IDIOT. 1110 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:45,182 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 1111 00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:50,254 YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR. 1112 00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:51,956 COME ON, CARLOS, 1113 00:59:51,989 --> 00:59:55,192 WE'RE GOING INSIDE FOR A FUCKING DRINK! 1114 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:05,535 UH, ISN'T HE A LITTLE BIT YOUNG TO BE IN HERE? 1115 01:00:05,569 --> 01:00:06,837 OH, JEEZ. 1116 01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:08,272 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1117 01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:09,206 WE ARE STAYING. 1118 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,109 OW! 1119 01:00:12,142 --> 01:00:13,944 Carlos: HEY! STOP! 1120 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:19,149 [CURSING IN SPANISH] 1121 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:22,653 GET OFF OF HER! 1122 01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:24,621 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1123 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:25,856 I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU IN MEXICO, 1124 01:00:25,890 --> 01:00:28,025 YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! 1125 01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,093 GET OUT! 1126 01:00:39,236 --> 01:00:40,971 [WHIMPERING] 1127 01:00:43,207 --> 01:00:45,642 YOU'RE DEAD. 1128 01:00:48,578 --> 01:00:49,980 MMM. 1129 01:00:51,548 --> 01:00:53,650 THIS IS REALLY, REALLY DELICIOUS. 1130 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:54,719 GREAT. 1131 01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,921 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 1132 01:00:56,954 --> 01:00:58,555 THE TAMALES ARE A LITTLE DRY. 1133 01:00:58,588 --> 01:01:00,524 IT'S KIND OF HARD TO GET THEM JUST RIGHT. 1134 01:01:00,557 --> 01:01:01,859 NO, NO, NO. THESE ARE GREAT. 1135 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:03,327 THEY'RE DELICIOUS. 1136 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,862 THANKS. 1137 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:05,896 ¿MAMI... 1138 01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:07,397 TIENES HAMBRE, HUH? 1139 01:01:07,431 --> 01:01:08,398 MMM. 1140 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,101 ¿UH, SEÑOR? 1141 01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:12,436 MMM? 1142 01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:13,637 MY UNCLE... 1143 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,639 HE LOVE TAMALES. 1144 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,908 HE ATE THEM ALL THE TIME. 1145 01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:19,844 BUT ONE DAY, THE CORN WAS GREEN, 1146 01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:21,245 AND HE CHOKE... 1147 01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:22,246 DEAD... 1148 01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:24,882 WE THINK. 1149 01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:27,451 UH, NEXT WE BURY HIM. 1150 01:01:27,484 --> 01:01:28,919 YEARS LATER, 1151 01:01:28,953 --> 01:01:30,888 THEY HAD TO MOVE THE COFFIN 1152 01:01:30,921 --> 01:01:32,790 FROM THE CEMENTERIO. 1153 01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:35,893 THEY SAY THAT HIS FINGERS-- 1154 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:37,928 BLOODY FROM SCRATCHING-- 1155 01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:40,731 WAS COMING THROUGH THE WOOD. 1156 01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:42,332 BURIED ALIVE. 1157 01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,968 [LAUGHING] 1158 01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:55,412 MARIA, WHEN YOU BURY ME, 1159 01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:57,447 MAKE SURE I'M REAL DEAD. 1160 01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,349 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH STORIES. 1161 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,785 VAMONOS. 1162 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,456 UH, IS, UH... 1163 01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:07,892 VERY NICE MEETING YOU. 1164 01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:09,960 [SPEAKING SPANISH AWKWARDLY] 1165 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:13,097 UH, EXCUSE ME. 1166 01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:15,833 BUENAS NOCHES, JUANCHO. 1167 01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:16,967 GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY. 1168 01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:18,568 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1169 01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:19,970 UH, TAKE YOUR TIME. 1170 01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:28,378 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 1171 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:37,521 HEY. PSST. 1172 01:02:38,622 --> 01:02:40,490 HEY. 1173 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:50,700 YOU... 1174 01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,469 AND HER. 1175 01:02:53,871 --> 01:02:56,006 [GRUNTING] 1176 01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:09,019 [GRUNTING LOUDLY] 1177 01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:16,994 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1178 01:03:18,062 --> 01:03:19,263 OHH. 1179 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:20,397 OOF. 1180 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,800 [FRED GIGGLES NERVOUSLY] 1181 01:03:25,002 --> 01:03:26,937 ISN'T IT GREAT SHE'S GETTING BETTER? 1182 01:03:26,971 --> 01:03:29,006 OH, YEAH. SHE'S--SHE'S GREAT. 1183 01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:32,943 SHE--SHE'S VERY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AROUND 1184 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:34,378 TO HELP HER AND EVERYTHING. 1185 01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:37,481 I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER TO GET BETTER. 1186 01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:38,849 LET ME TAKE THIS. 1187 01:03:38,883 --> 01:03:40,350 OH, THANKS. 1188 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:53,898 YOU BETTER GO. 1189 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:59,469 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW. 1190 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:00,804 IT'S OK. 1191 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,806 I DON'T THINK SO. 1192 01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:03,974 DON'T WORRY. 1193 01:04:04,008 --> 01:04:05,442 I'LL BE FINE. 1194 01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:11,548 I SHOULD'VE STOPPED HIM. 1195 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:15,219 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, CARLOS. 1196 01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:16,386 I SHOULD'VE. 1197 01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:30,367 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 1198 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:36,040 I'M GONNA GO STAY WITH MY SISTER. 1199 01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:38,642 I'LL BE FINE. 1200 01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:43,613 TELL ME WHERE TO CALL YOU. 1201 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:56,093 GO. 1202 01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:03,433 GOOD-BYE. 1203 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,016 [TIRES SQUEALING] 1204 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,789 I HOPE CARLOS IS ALL RIGHT. 1205 01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:26,890 HEY, I HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT, TOO. 1206 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,858 HEY, I'M MARIA'S FATHER. 1207 01:05:28,892 --> 01:05:30,260 OH. FRED MARIN. 1208 01:05:30,294 --> 01:05:32,862 FRED MARIN. HOW YOU DOING? SIT DOWN. ENJOY YOUR FLAN. 1209 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:34,764 HEY, VATO LOCO. 1210 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:36,466 MI CASA ES SU CASA, FRED MARIN. 1211 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,501 WHERE'S CARLOS? 1212 01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:39,403 HE SAID HE WOULD BE HERE FOR DINNER. 1213 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:41,371 HE'S GREAT. HE'S FINE. I SAW HIM THIS AFTERNOON. 1214 01:05:41,405 --> 01:05:43,873 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM, DIDN'T IT? 1215 01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:45,042 NO. NO WAY. 1216 01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:46,610 COME ON. HE'S GLORIOUS. 1217 01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:47,911 I'M SURE OF IT, EH? 1218 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,313 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 1219 01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:51,815 THIS IS A NICE FAMILY, ISN'T IT? 1220 01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:54,318 SHE CAN COOK SO GOOD. 1221 01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:57,487 SHE'S PROBABLY A VIRGIN STILL, YOU KNOW? 1222 01:05:57,521 --> 01:05:59,389 [SOBBING] 1223 01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:02,492 SIR, THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR DAUGHTER. 1224 01:06:05,929 --> 01:06:07,864 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1225 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:10,867 I'M SORRY, OK? I DIDN'T MEAN TO WORRY YOU ABOUT CARLITOS. 1226 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:12,336 HE'S FINE, OK? 1227 01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,404 TE LO JURO POR MI MADRE. 1228 01:06:14,438 --> 01:06:16,440 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD FOR HER. I CAN TELL THESE THINGS. 1229 01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,508 YOU'D PROBABLY BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE BITCH 1230 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:19,976 ALL BY YOURSELF. 1231 01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,445 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP? 1232 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:24,581 [SPEAKING SPANISH BOASTFULLY] 1233 01:06:26,683 --> 01:06:27,751 STOP IT! 1234 01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:31,921 STOP IT! 1235 01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:32,922 [MAKING ANIMAL GRUNTS] 1236 01:06:32,956 --> 01:06:34,158 THAT'S IT! 1237 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:37,361 I'M NOT COOKING FOR YOU! YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL! 1238 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:38,328 MARIA, WAIT. 1239 01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:40,030 THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO! 1240 01:06:40,064 --> 01:06:42,032 I DON'T NEED ANY MORE PEOPLE TO WORRY ABOUT! 1241 01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:43,700 [PEPE AND JUANCITO CACKLING] 1242 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,035 YOU KNOW... 1243 01:06:45,069 --> 01:06:46,970 YOU KEEP TRYING TO BE CHARMING AND EVERYTHING 1244 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,672 BUT THAT'S NO GOOD HERE, OK? 1245 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,607 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, 1246 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:51,875 BUT WHY DON'T YOU 1247 01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:53,243 JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, OK? 1248 01:06:53,277 --> 01:06:54,378 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1249 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:56,180 YOU DON'T CARE FOR MARIA AT ALL. 1250 01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:57,981 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S COMING HERE 1251 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,716 LOOKING FOR A FREE PIECE OF ASS. 1252 01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:01,885 THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE THAT'S GONNA BE FREE. 1253 01:07:01,918 --> 01:07:03,887 IT'S GONNA COST YOU 50 BUCKS. 1254 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,022 YOU'RE SICK. SHUT UP. 1255 01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:08,625 HEY, 50 BUCKS IS A BARGAIN. 1256 01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:13,497 YOU GOT 50 BUCKS? 1257 01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:16,533 YOU'RE SICK. 1258 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:17,934 YOU'RE ALL SICK! 1259 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:19,269 [CHUCKLING] 1260 01:07:19,303 --> 01:07:20,770 ¡COBARDE, PENDEJO! 1261 01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:25,175 SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSHOLE. 1262 01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:28,412 YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF THIS FAMILY, HUH? 1263 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:31,215 YOU BETTER START THINKING OF WAYS TO MAKE MONEY, 1264 01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:32,882 'CAUSE I AM NOT GONNA BE PAYING FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE! 1265 01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:34,518 I AM OUT OF HERE, 1266 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,986 AND IT'S YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL! 1267 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:39,456 LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT. 1268 01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:40,524 [SCREECH] 1269 01:07:59,943 --> 01:08:03,147 THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA MAKE AN ASSHOLE OUT OF YOU. 1270 01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:12,456 YOU THINK JENNIFER'S GONNA HELP YOU? 1271 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:16,460 THAT WOMAN IS A DICK FIEND, CARLOS. 1272 01:08:17,527 --> 01:08:18,962 OHH. 1273 01:08:18,995 --> 01:08:20,864 YOU HAVE THE NICEST COCK. 1274 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,469 [BZZT] 1275 01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:39,015 WHAT HAPPENED? 1276 01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:40,450 PEPE SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING 1277 01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,386 TO PUT ME IN THE SHOW JUST TO BE NICE 1278 01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:44,188 AND THEN CUT ME OUT LATER. 1279 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:47,457 LET'S GO IN HERE. 1280 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,402 AM I GONNA REALLY BE IN YOUR SHOW, 1281 01:08:58,435 --> 01:09:00,204 OR IS IT JUST BULLSHIT? 1282 01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:01,438 YOU'RE IN IT, 1283 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,006 AND NO ONE'S GONNA CUT YOU OUT. 1284 01:09:03,039 --> 01:09:05,709 QUIT BEING SUCH A BABY. 1285 01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:07,611 YOU NEED TO RELAX. 1286 01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:11,348 I'VE DONE MY PART. 1287 01:09:11,381 --> 01:09:13,250 NOW YOU DO YOURS. 1288 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:15,852 LET'S DO IT TOGETHER. 1289 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:17,254 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 1290 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:18,855 BUT I NEED IT. 1291 01:09:20,257 --> 01:09:21,625 MAYBE I SHOULD GO. 1292 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:24,428 CARLOS, I'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF YOU. 1293 01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,696 WHAT ABOUT ME? I HAVE NEEDS, TOO. 1294 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:29,299 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO 1295 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:31,034 IF I DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH YOU, 1296 01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:32,902 TAKE THE PART AWAY FROM ME? 1297 01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:35,572 NO. 1298 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:37,241 OF COURSE NOT. 1299 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,410 I'M SORRY. 1300 01:10:06,303 --> 01:10:07,971 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1301 01:10:55,051 --> 01:10:56,486 IS MARIA UP? 1302 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,954 SHE'S IN HER BEDROOM. 1303 01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:25,014 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH PEPE. 1304 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:30,286 MARI, 1305 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:31,988 IF PEPE COMES BACK HERE AGAIN 1306 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:33,857 OR TRIES TO HURT US, 1307 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,892 I SWEAR I'LL KILL HIM. 1308 01:11:37,561 --> 01:11:39,028 DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 1309 01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:43,299 WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 1310 01:11:46,069 --> 01:11:47,904 I'M GONNA DO IT WITHOUT HIM. 1311 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,049 [MURKY VOICES] 1312 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,090 ¿COMO ESTAS? 1313 01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:09,025 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1314 01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:12,822 * LONELY TRAIL SO LONG 1315 01:13:12,856 --> 01:13:17,794 * A LONG AND TIRED PAST 1316 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:19,395 Maria: SHUT UP, JUANCHO! 1317 01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:20,997 * EMPTINESS IS GONE 1318 01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:23,366 * I FOUND MY PLACE 1319 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,834 * AT LAST 1320 01:13:24,868 --> 01:13:26,169 Maria: SHUT UP! 1321 01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:40,049 [RING] 1322 01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:43,953 HELLO. 1323 01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:45,388 HI. 1324 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,356 WHERE ARE YOU? 1325 01:13:47,390 --> 01:13:49,425 I'M AT THE OFFICE. 1326 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,461 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? 1327 01:13:51,495 --> 01:13:53,863 JUST CAME BY TO PACK UP SOME STUFF. 1328 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,965 I QUIT MY JOB. 1329 01:13:55,999 --> 01:13:57,534 WHEN? 1330 01:13:57,567 --> 01:13:59,936 I WANT A DIVORCE. 1331 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,642 DO YOU WANNA TALK? 1332 01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,377 I NEED TO KNOW 1333 01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,514 WHETHER YOU'RE COMING IN TO WORK TODAY. 1334 01:14:14,017 --> 01:14:15,519 I'LL BE THERE. 1335 01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:25,228 BUENA SUERTE. 1336 01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:27,430 MMM. THANK YOU. 1337 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:29,398 YOU'RE GONNA DO GOOD. 1338 01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:31,234 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1339 01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:32,536 OOH. 1340 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,091 [SPEAKING SPANISH ON TELEVISION] 1341 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,081 AND YOU ARE? 1342 01:15:18,114 --> 01:15:19,482 I'M CARLOS AMADO. 1343 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,950 I PLAY PANCHO. 1344 01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:23,386 WOULD YOU MIND COMING OVER HERE WITH ME FOR A MINUTE? 1345 01:15:23,419 --> 01:15:24,621 I WANNA TALK TO YOU. 1346 01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:26,522 LOOK, I HAVE BAD NEWS. 1347 01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:28,391 THE PRODUCER QUIT THE SHOW YESTERDAY. 1348 01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:29,458 WE'RE A NEW CREW 1349 01:15:29,492 --> 01:15:30,927 JUST BROUGHT IN BY THE NEW PRODUCER. 1350 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,528 AND I KNOW 1351 01:15:32,562 --> 01:15:34,530 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY PANCHO, 1352 01:15:34,564 --> 01:15:36,499 BUT THEY'VE RECAST THE PART. 1353 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,301 I DON'T HAVE THE PART? 1354 01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:40,570 I'M SORRY. 1355 01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:42,405 I DON'T HAVE THE PART? 1356 01:15:42,438 --> 01:15:43,740 I SAID I'M SORRY. 1357 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:47,410 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK. 1358 01:15:47,443 --> 01:15:48,678 WHERE'S JENNIFER? 1359 01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:50,580 I DON'T KNOW. 1360 01:15:50,614 --> 01:15:53,016 NONE OF YOUR OTHER MEXICAN FRIENDS 1361 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:55,251 COULD EVER MOW YOUR LAWN THE WAY I CAN, GINA. 1362 01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:57,286 I AM LIKE A MATADOR WITH MY LEAF BLOWER... 1363 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,388 LUCY! 1364 01:15:59,422 --> 01:16:00,489 LUCY, GET SECURITY, PLEASE. 1365 01:16:00,523 --> 01:16:01,891 THAT IS MY PART! 1366 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:03,492 Lucy: ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY. 1367 01:16:03,526 --> 01:16:04,493 THAT IS MY PART! 1368 01:16:04,527 --> 01:16:05,729 DON'T TOUCH ME! 1369 01:16:05,762 --> 01:16:07,230 DON'T TOUCH ME! 1370 01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:09,098 DON'T TOUCH ME! 1371 01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:10,333 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1372 01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:11,500 YOU LIED TO ME! 1373 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,136 SHUT UP! 1374 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,170 OK? 1375 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:16,405 JENNIFER, FRANK RIVERS. I'M REPLACING MARTIN. 1376 01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:18,141 IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE? 1377 01:16:18,174 --> 01:16:20,810 YES. I WANT THIS KID BACK IN THE SHOW. 1378 01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:22,445 WE REWROTE THE SCRIPT. 1379 01:16:22,478 --> 01:16:23,847 THE CHARACTER'S A LOT OLDER NOW. 1380 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,782 WELL, WRITE HIM BACK IN. 1381 01:16:25,815 --> 01:16:27,316 I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE YOU DO. 1382 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:31,387 WELL, I GUESS WE COULD HAVE 2 LATINO CHARACTERS. 1383 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:32,689 WHAT THE FUCK? 1384 01:16:32,722 --> 01:16:34,457 GET ME ANY OF THE WRITERS ON THE PHONE. 1385 01:16:34,490 --> 01:16:35,491 WE'LL STRAIGHTEN THIS SHIT OUT. 1386 01:16:35,524 --> 01:16:36,492 YOU HAPPY? 1387 01:16:36,525 --> 01:16:37,593 THANK YOU. 1388 01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:43,867 [GASPING] 1389 01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:28,845 CARLITOS, YOU LITTLE FOOL, 1390 01:17:28,878 --> 01:17:30,914 YOU DOUBTED ME. 1391 01:17:30,947 --> 01:17:33,049 I HAVE A DIFFERENT SCRIPT NOW? 1392 01:17:33,082 --> 01:17:33,917 I THINK SO. 1393 01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:35,451 I HAVE TO LEARN MY LINES. 1394 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:37,053 WHEN CAN I SEE IT? 1395 01:17:37,086 --> 01:17:37,921 DON'T WORRY. 1396 01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:39,488 THERE'S GONNA BE A TELEPROMPTER. 1397 01:17:39,522 --> 01:17:41,657 COME ON. COME WITH ME. 1398 01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:59,042 WAKE UP, MA. 1399 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:00,043 WAKE UP. 1400 01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:01,510 MOMMY? 1401 01:18:01,544 --> 01:18:03,446 DON'T DO THIS, MOMMY. 1402 01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:04,948 MOM? 1403 01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:07,016 WAKE UP, PLEASE. 1404 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:08,051 MOM. 1405 01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:09,052 [SOBBING] 1406 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:09,886 WAKE UP. 1407 01:18:09,919 --> 01:18:12,455 DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE. 1408 01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:14,057 PLEASE DON'T. 1409 01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:15,491 JUANCHO! 1410 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,460 GO CALL AN AMBULANCE! 1411 01:18:17,493 --> 01:18:19,228 JUANCHO! 1412 01:18:21,664 --> 01:18:22,899 I DON'T WANT YOU TO-- 1413 01:18:22,932 --> 01:18:24,901 HEY! ROLL OVER, ROVER. 1414 01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:27,470 LET PEPE TAKE OVER, HUH? 1415 01:18:27,503 --> 01:18:29,072 Frank: CUTE, HUH? 1416 01:18:29,105 --> 01:18:31,007 Jennifer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 1417 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,176 DID MARTIN SET THIS SHIT UP? 1418 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:34,944 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY SET? 1419 01:18:34,978 --> 01:18:36,913 WHO THE FUCK LET YOU IN HERE? 1420 01:18:36,946 --> 01:18:38,514 GET HIM OUT OF HERE! 1421 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:41,350 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 1422 01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:56,465 Woman: OH! STOP IT! SOMEBODY CALL 911. 1423 01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:57,967 HEY, YOU KNOW, 1424 01:18:58,001 --> 01:19:00,569 IF YOU WANT SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD, CARLOS, 1425 01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:02,571 YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT, OK? 1426 01:19:02,605 --> 01:19:04,507 I TRIED TO TEACH YOU ABOUT IT... 1427 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:06,843 OH! AAH! 1428 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:09,078 BUT YOU KEEP SUCKING UP TO THE PUTA BITCH. 1429 01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:12,215 Jennifer: ALL RIGHT, GET SECURITY! 1430 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,382 DO SOMETHING! 1431 01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:14,550 PLEASE! HURRY! 1432 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,152 COME ON, EH? 1433 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:18,021 BE A MAN, HUH? 1434 01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:22,125 Woman: OH, MY GOD! STOP IT! 1435 01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:23,359 HYAH! 1436 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,249 [COUGHING] 1437 01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:03,166 Jennifer: WOULD SOMEBODY GET OUT HERE, PLEASE? 1438 01:20:13,977 --> 01:20:15,945 I JUST DEALT WITH SECURITY, 1439 01:20:15,979 --> 01:20:18,014 AND THEY WON'T BE BOTHERING YOU. 1440 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:24,420 IT WASN'T EASY, CARLOS. 1441 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:29,192 I HAD TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 1442 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:34,097 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK TO MY PLACE 1443 01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,432 AND TAKE CARE OF THOSE WOUNDS. 1444 01:20:38,935 --> 01:20:41,037 I DON'T THINK SO. 1445 01:20:58,021 --> 01:21:00,056 [SPEAKING SPANISH ON TELEVISION] 1446 01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:04,994 HI, JUANCITO. 1447 01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:06,395 HI, IS MARIA HERE? 1448 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,099 IS MARIA HERE? 1449 01:21:11,901 --> 01:21:13,136 MARIA? 1450 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,477 MARIA? 1451 01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:33,789 TERESA. 1452 01:21:33,822 --> 01:21:36,459 TERESA. 1453 01:21:36,492 --> 01:21:38,661 TERESA. 1454 01:21:39,762 --> 01:21:41,864 TERESA. 1455 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,166 OH. 1456 01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:51,107 CANTINFLAS! 1457 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,242 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1458 01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:09,125 AY. 1459 01:22:20,703 --> 01:22:23,106 [GIGGLING] 1460 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,483 [ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING] 1461 01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:54,963 Lysa Flores: * I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU 1462 01:23:54,997 --> 01:23:56,432 * HE SAID 1463 01:23:56,465 --> 01:24:00,002 * KICKING CAUTION TO THE WIND * 1464 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,404 * BUT HE WAS TOO DRUNK 1465 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:03,372 * WITH EGO BACK THEN 1466 01:24:03,406 --> 01:24:05,574 * AND THE WAY HE LAUGHED WITH HIS HEAD THROWN BACK * 1467 01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:06,875 * AS HE SAID 1468 01:24:06,909 --> 01:24:09,178 * I WILL BEG 1469 01:24:09,212 --> 01:24:10,846 * BORROW 1470 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:13,182 * AND STEAL FOR YOU 1471 01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:14,317 * HE SAID 1472 01:24:14,350 --> 01:24:16,219 * I WOULD BEG 1473 01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:17,820 * BORROW 1474 01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:19,822 * AND STEAL 1475 01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:22,858 * FOR YOU 1476 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:25,961 * BUT I SHOULD'VE KNOWN 1477 01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:29,798 * THAT I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE * 1478 01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:32,701 * HE SAID, STAY STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL * 1479 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:36,305 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1480 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:39,808 * HE SAID, STAY STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL * 1481 01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:41,144 * OH, YEAH, HUH 1482 01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:43,679 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1483 01:24:45,948 --> 01:24:47,350 * PARKED UNDER THE SHADOWS * 1484 01:24:47,383 --> 01:24:48,751 * OF A SPANISH MANSION 1485 01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,886 * YOU SAID YOUR MOTHER WAS KILLED * 1486 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,289 * WHEN YOU WERE 15 1487 01:24:53,322 --> 01:24:54,990 * THIS BLUE FUNK GOT TREATED * 1488 01:24:55,023 --> 01:24:56,792 * WITH BATTER AND TABOR 1489 01:24:56,825 --> 01:25:00,363 * BY THE WOMEN PULLING YOU UNDER THEIR WINGS * 1490 01:25:00,396 --> 01:25:02,931 * HE SAID, I'LL BEG 1491 01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:04,667 * BORROW 1492 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:05,901 * AND STEAL 1493 01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:07,503 * FOR YOU 1494 01:25:07,536 --> 01:25:10,239 * HE SAID, I WOULD BEG 1495 01:25:10,273 --> 01:25:11,940 * BORROW 1496 01:25:11,974 --> 01:25:13,242 * AND STEAL 1497 01:25:13,276 --> 01:25:16,279 * FOR YOU 1498 01:25:16,312 --> 01:25:19,948 * BUT I SHOULD'VE KNOWN 1499 01:25:19,982 --> 01:25:23,786 * THAT I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE * 1500 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:27,022 * HE SAID STAY STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL * 1501 01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:29,725 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1502 01:25:31,194 --> 01:25:34,697 * HE SAID STAY STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL * 1503 01:25:34,730 --> 01:25:39,335 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1504 01:25:43,839 --> 01:25:46,775 * TOSSIN' BACK A SHOT OF ROTGUT WHISKEY * 1505 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:48,444 * I SAID WITH A PAST LIKE YOURS * 1506 01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:50,446 * I'M BOUND TO BE THE VICTIM * 1507 01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:52,948 * YOU'VE GOT A HOLE TO GET OUT OF * 1508 01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:54,817 * BUT THERE'S NO EXIT 1509 01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:58,421 * WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN HELL'S KITCHEN * 1510 01:25:58,454 --> 01:26:00,423 * PARKED UNDER THE SHADOWS * 1511 01:26:00,456 --> 01:26:01,824 * OF A SPANISH MANSION 1512 01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:03,959 * YOU SAID YOUR MOTHER WAS KILLED * 1513 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,994 * WHEN YOU WERE 15 1514 01:26:06,028 --> 01:26:07,963 * THIS BLUE FUNK GOT TREATED * 1515 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:10,266 * WITH BATTER AND TABOR 1516 01:26:10,299 --> 01:26:11,800 * BY THE WOMEN PULLING YOU * 1517 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,336 * UNDER THEIR WINGS 1518 01:26:13,369 --> 01:26:16,205 * HE SAID, I'D BEG 1519 01:26:16,239 --> 01:26:17,773 * BORROW 1520 01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:18,774 * AND STEAL 1521 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:20,609 * FOR YOU 1522 01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:23,312 * HE SAID, I WOULD BEG 1523 01:26:23,346 --> 01:26:24,947 * BORROW 1524 01:26:24,980 --> 01:26:26,682 * AND STEAL 1525 01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:29,718 * FOR YOU 1526 01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:31,687 * BEG 1527 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:32,955 * BORROW 1528 01:26:32,988 --> 01:26:34,257 * AND STEAL 1529 01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:35,991 * FOR YOU 1530 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,794 * HE SAID, I WOULD BEG 1531 01:26:38,827 --> 01:26:40,329 * BORROW 1532 01:26:40,363 --> 01:26:41,964 * AND STEAL 1533 01:26:41,997 --> 01:26:45,401 * FOR YOU 1534 01:26:45,434 --> 01:26:48,036 * WELL, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN * 1535 01:26:48,070 --> 01:26:51,874 * THAT I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE * 1536 01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:55,411 * HE SAID STAY STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL * 1537 01:26:55,444 --> 01:26:59,615 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1538 01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:03,151 * HE SAID STAY STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL * 1539 01:27:03,185 --> 01:27:08,023 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1540 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,693 * STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL 1541 01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:14,397 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1542 01:27:15,431 --> 01:27:18,601 * STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL 1543 01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:23,406 * LIKE A WILD, THORNED FLOWER * 1544 01:27:36,051 --> 01:27:37,953 [CHANTING IN SPANISH] 90224