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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Downloaded from RARBG 2 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,309 What? 3 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,186 What the fuck is Project Butterfly? 4 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,104 What? 5 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,190 - Well, we got a situation here. - What? 6 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:24,817 I hooked up with a chick, and I'm not saying that to make you jealous. 7 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:27,695 I'm saying it because she was a metahuman freak that threw me around the room 8 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:30,156 like an angry kid with his little sister's Cabbage Patch Doll! 9 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,032 Oh, fuck! 10 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,451 Where is she now? 11 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,827 She's spilled gumbo in the parking lot. 12 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,580 But I'm gonna need a new ride. I blew up my car. 13 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,539 Are you running? 14 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:40,625 Going back to get my shit in her apartment! 15 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,461 Ah, shit. All right, I'm on my way. 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,545 I didn't give you the address. 17 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:47,089 Yeah, I can track you through the chip in your head. 18 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,675 Wait, you can't see me jerk off through that thing, can you? 19 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:52,428 It's inside of your fucking skull! How could we... 20 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,096 I don't know, technology's a beast. 21 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,682 Hey, Harcourt, you want to see me rub one out? All you gotta do is ask. 22 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,142 Focus, pervert. 23 00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,268 Get your shit and get out of there. 24 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:01,062 All right. I'll meet you outside, somehow. 25 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,285 Fuck! 26 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,211 New girl! You're driving. 27 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,256 Peacemaker just killed a damn butterfly. 28 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:21,994 Ah, come on! Goddammit, Dad! 29 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,504 Fuck yeah. 30 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:32,964 You have him on the tracker? 31 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:35,383 Yeah, it looks like he's still inside the apartments. We're almost there. 32 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:37,009 Okay, get him out of there. 33 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:39,011 Harcourt, 34 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:42,014 I don't think I need to remind you how important this operation is. 35 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,058 I've got it handled. Don't worry, I'm almost there. 36 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:52,358 You know... in your room, what you have in there, 37 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,985 - that's not safe. - What? 38 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,403 - You had someone in your room. - Is it against regulations? 39 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:58,197 - I didn't say that. - What are you doing? 40 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,658 This op is off the books. We don't have regulations, 41 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,369 but it's not safe, is it? For her, I mean. 42 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,537 - I don't know! - It's not. 43 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,580 - What are you doing? - Watch the road. 44 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:08,874 - I also have dogs. - Okay. 45 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:10,918 - Do you think they're safe? - Are they big dogs? 46 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:13,379 No, they're pretty small, but one of 'em, Emerson, he likes to wear these little outfits. 47 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,007 Do you think that's gonna make him a bigger target? 48 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,216 Jesus Christ. 49 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,595 Shit! 50 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:23,347 Almost hit that bitch. 51 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,060 Peacemaker's vehicle's at the scene. 52 00:04:28,144 --> 00:04:30,062 Can you change the name on the registration? 53 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,480 - Yep. - Good. 54 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,447 What the hell? 55 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,074 The report said "an explosion." 56 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:44,076 How'd the possum stay intact? 57 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:48,164 I hope this isn't some cape shit. 58 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:51,625 We've got enough trouble with that maniac Vigilante running around. 59 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:56,630 Shit. 60 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:08,309 What's this? Pizza? 61 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,271 Officer, put that down. 62 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,441 - Why? - Because I think it's a face. 63 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:19,403 - A what? - A face. A human face. 64 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:30,414 Backup and medical examiners are on their way, Detective. 65 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,625 Could you move any fuckin' slower? 66 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,334 I'm trying to be sneaky. 67 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,296 Oh, shit. 68 00:05:39,799 --> 00:05:42,384 Can you believe this idiot fucked a butterfly? 69 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:45,054 I mean, the man's been in prison for four years. 70 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,348 There's not much I'd believe he wouldn't fuck. 71 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:51,852 A bowl of oatmeal, a grapefruit, some yogurt. 72 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,021 I'm hungry. 73 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,818 Look, I know you don't believe me, 74 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,654 but Emerson, he really does like to wear clothes. 75 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,531 If you don't put him in something new in the morning, 76 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,658 he'll just whine until you do. 77 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:09,411 Do you pet the dog when he looks cute in these clothes? 78 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:10,538 I guess. 79 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,498 He doesn't want to wear the clothes, 80 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:16,001 he's just willing to humiliate himself for your love. 81 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,378 I think he just likes lookin' smart. 82 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,174 - Where the fuck is he? - Emerson? He's at home. 83 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:25,469 Not the fucking dog! Peacemaker. 84 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,522 What is that, a cat? 85 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:40,401 Super neat. I see cookies in my future. 86 00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:45,489 This is... must have. 87 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,219 What? 88 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:09,054 What the fuck are you still doing in there? 89 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,973 I told you, I'm getting important shit! 90 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,058 Well, there are too many cops outside the front door, 91 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,101 so you're gonna need to find another way out. 92 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:16,687 Do you see Eagly out there at all? 93 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,230 Your eagle? 94 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:20,733 Yeah, could you, uh, could you look for him? Is he out there? 95 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,110 No, man, I'm not gonna fucking look for your eagle. 96 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:24,987 Harcourt, it's... do me a solid. 97 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:29,700 Just roll down the window, stick your hand outside, and then crinkle a bag. 98 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,744 He'll think you have chips. He'll come right out to you. 99 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,621 Why are you feeding him chips? 100 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,582 Is that somebody in the window up there? 101 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:36,707 Fuck! 102 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,169 What was that on his head? 103 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,047 Really? You didn't fucking trust me? 104 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,469 Excuse me, ma'am? Is there any other way out of this building? 105 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,930 Just the front door here and another on the side. 106 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,599 Okay. You two, with us. You two, cover that side door. 107 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,563 There's no exit on the back of the building, 108 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,148 so see if you can get to a balcony 109 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:01,815 on the second floor and jump. 110 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,067 Jump? 111 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,700 All right, go around back, go around back. 112 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,504 - Fifth floor, right? - Yep. 113 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:42,147 Damn, my heart is beating! Is your heart beating? 114 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,441 No, my heart stopped beating. 115 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,947 Was that four or five? 116 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,333 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 117 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,711 Hey! Hey, stop right there! 118 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,847 Song, just saw someone go from the fifth floor to the sixth. 119 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,598 Was he wearing something on his head? 120 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,350 Well, that I couldn't see. 121 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:21,812 Head up on to the sixth floor, then we'll check out this apartment down here. 122 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,321 - Hey, man, what's up? - Uh... 123 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,865 - Freddie there? - Freddie who? 124 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,451 - Freddie Mulmamimimim? - No, there's no... 125 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,286 No, you guys are doing chardonnay and charcuterie, right? 126 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,872 I... I signed up with the e-vite. You guys sent me a... a... 127 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,374 Hondr, Flindr, Tinder, Grindr. Ah, fuck. 128 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,170 Shit! 129 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,799 - What are you doing? - Pick those up. 130 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,678 Knock on doors. 131 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,389 - Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up! - Okay, okay, okay. 132 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,185 Evan, what is going on? 133 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,603 This guy broke in. Call the cops. 134 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,772 - You call the cops! - Baby, he has a knife on me. 135 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:09,234 - You're helping him. - Hey, hey! Shh, shh, both of you. 136 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,153 - Well, thank you, sir. - Yeah, no problem. 137 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:14,031 - Yeah, okay. - I understand. Okay. Thanks. 138 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,576 Thank you, I appreciate that. You have a good night. 139 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,923 I don't think anyone's in there. 140 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,674 All right, Peggy. Remember, we didn't get an answer from that one. 141 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,430 He's obviously a professional. Look how he's dressed, Amber! 142 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:43,602 Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need, um, rope, t... twine. 143 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,979 Why? 144 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,648 Unfortunately, I have to tie you up. 145 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,401 Okay. Okay, listen, I just... I just want to talk to you straight, 146 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,777 from like, one human being to another. 147 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,113 I will die of claustrophobia if I get tied up, so... 148 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,448 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 149 00:10:57,408 --> 00:11:00,536 Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry. 150 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,709 It's clear. 151 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,753 He's gotta be upstairs, then. Come on. 152 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,881 - That's the best I can... - Thank you, man. Thanks. 153 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,426 Found this. 154 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,428 That'll work. 155 00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:22,683 I used to really love Cinderella. 156 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,686 Yeah, Tom Keifer and the boys are like the perfect mix of blues and metal. 157 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:26,728 Fuck yeah. 158 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,815 - Yeah. - Yeah. 159 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:34,736 I appreciate that. 160 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,367 Thank you, ma'am, I'm sorry to wake you. 161 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:43,871 That's the only apartment that didn't answer. 162 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,711 - It doesn't hurt too much, does it? - No, not at all. 163 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,130 Nice negligee. 164 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,174 - Really? - Yeah. 165 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,091 Evan says it makes me look fat. 166 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,969 You have better PJs. That's all I ever said. 167 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,054 I don't see how that could be. Jesus, dude. 168 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,764 Thank you. 169 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,184 It's nice to be appreciated. 170 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,686 - Are you fucking kidding me, Amber? - What? 171 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,855 Are you seriously trying to get him to fuck you right now? 172 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,774 What? No, I just said it was nice, goddammit! 173 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:13,692 And we also seem to have a lot in common! 174 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,488 - Like what? - Uh, we both love Cinderella. 175 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,949 Seven years, not once have you mentioned Cinderella! 176 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:24,328 What? I talk about Cinderella at least once a week, Evan! 177 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,163 You just never fucking hear me because you're always 178 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,874 going on about Coldplay and Foster the fucking People! 179 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,460 Oh, you're gonna put down my musical taste now? How fucking low are you? 180 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,337 "Pumped Up Kicks," Evan? 181 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,880 Do you know what that song is about? Murder! 182 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,842 You are a murderer! You are murdering my spirit! 183 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,427 Oh, yeah? How do you think my spirit feels 184 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:43,263 when you're trying to fuck this really cool, handsome guy right in front of me? 185 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,723 - I am not trying to fuck him! - Right in front of me! 186 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,559 But you know what, Evan, oh my God, maybe I will! 187 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,186 Who knows what's gonna fucking happen, right? 188 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,689 Because I'm tied up. I'm helpless. I mean, anything could fucking happen, right? 189 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,483 I mean, seriously, who fucking knows? 190 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,905 Evergreen Police! Open the door, or we'll break it in! 191 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,406 Fuck. 192 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,950 - Fuck. - Evergreen Police! 193 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,623 Asshole! 194 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,295 There he is. 195 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,300 Whoo! 196 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,181 - Fuck! - Ow. 197 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,933 Oh, thank God! 198 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,024 Hey, hey. 199 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,624 - Ooh! - Wow. 200 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,960 Ah, fuck. 201 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:03,468 God dammit. 202 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,137 - Come on! This is... - Where is he? 203 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,847 Jumped. 204 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,934 My wife is a dick! You're a fucking dick! 205 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,061 'Cause you don't have one! 206 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,032 Detective Song, this is Captain Miele. 207 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,992 - Do you copy? - Copy, Captain. 208 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,494 I've arrived with backup. Have you located the suspect? 209 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,913 They're saying he jumped off the rear of the building, Captain. 210 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:38,045 - You! Come with me, back of the building. - All right, let's go! 211 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:51,016 God dammit! 212 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:55,687 Go, go, go, go! 213 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,230 Fuck. 214 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,608 What do we do now? 215 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,571 - Wait here. - Listen, I can help. 216 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,449 I'm stellar with weapons and combat. 217 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,575 Cool your jets, Jason Bourne. 218 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,411 Just be ready to take off when we get back to the car. 219 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,831 Being a wheelman is also dope! I got you! 220 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,653 You on the roof! Stop right there! 221 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:51,159 Evergreen PD! Do not move! 222 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,662 Step forward and into the light! 223 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,295 Captain? 224 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,964 Captain Miele, do you copy? 225 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,971 Hey. Come on. 226 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,689 Ow, fuck! 227 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,449 Stop, police! Stop or I'll shoot! 228 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,711 Shit! Should I take off? 229 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,046 No, he's not fucking here yet! 230 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,386 Dude! 231 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,849 Shit. 232 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,477 - -Go, go! - What are you waiting for? 233 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,818 That thing better not shit back there. 234 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,446 You can't housetrain an eagle, dude. 235 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,822 Not without stealing its soul. 236 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,997 Whoo! 237 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,255 Whoo, boy! 238 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,231 You change the car registration into someone else's name? 239 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,107 Not only that, 240 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,692 I changed the fingerprints out to the same person, 241 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:52,030 which they'll discover when they get the lab results back in a couple days. 242 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,866 - That's possible? - Yeah, for this guy with two thumbs it is. 243 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,368 That's not how that works, but... good, great. 244 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,663 - Who'd you change it to? - Oh, Mr. Murn, you're gonna love this. 245 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,791 August Ransom Smith? 246 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,584 Yeah. What? 247 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,294 I was wondering if you would mind answering 248 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,046 a few questions for us. 249 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,382 Yeah, I mind. More from you than him. 250 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,424 Why more from me? 251 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,885 Let's just say that, uh, 252 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,930 egg foo young ain't my thing, baby. 253 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,141 Walking scrotum here doesn't like egg foo young. Got that, Fitz? 254 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,810 I'll put it in my notes. 255 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,395 Where were you last night from about midnight to 2:00 a.m.? 256 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:28,191 I was right here. And I don't gotta answer you. 257 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,192 Hey. What's your fucking problem, pal? 258 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,821 Playing dress-up again? 259 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,574 Oh, yeah. You'll wish it was dress-up. 260 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,992 Is that a threat? 261 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,953 No, I don't threat, I just do. 262 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,539 Now get the fuck off my property. 263 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,001 Maybe you can tell us why a 1976 Ford Comet registered in your name 264 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,545 was left at the Wild Estates Apartment Complex uptown? 265 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,590 I don't have a Comet. 266 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,425 That's my kid. 267 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,260 Your kid, as in Christopher Smith? 268 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,177 Peacemaker? 269 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,849 Arrest me or get the fuck out of here, chopsticks. 270 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,434 Yeah, well, we'll be seeing you, fork! 271 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:05,187 Fork? 272 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,106 Why not spoon? 273 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,984 Everybody in the world uses spoons. 274 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,527 Yeah, but that asshole doesn't know that. 275 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,112 That's true. 276 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,197 I mean, spoon would've been more demeaning. 277 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,032 - Yeah. - Makes it like a baby thing. 278 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,284 You know, little babies use spoons. 279 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,161 Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it. 280 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,246 You hear anything about Peacemaker getting out of prison? 281 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,790 No. I mean, you'd think we would've been notified. 282 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,000 Yeah, you'd think. 283 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:32,172 You could've chosen anyone, and you put the car registration 284 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,131 in the name of Peacemaker's father? 285 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,800 I had to act fast. You were in the bathroom. 286 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,344 I didn't know if you were going one or two! 287 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,137 Was I supposed to text you when I'm taking a shit? 288 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,140 - I would've appreciated it! - I'm not gonna text you when I'm taking a shit, John! 289 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,644 Oh, okay, fine! I guess I'll have to guess what's happening every time you go in there. 290 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,312 We're trying to get this man on our side, 291 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,649 and you thought the right way to do that was to frame his father? 292 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,984 I don't want to be insubordinate, 293 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,862 but I kinda did some magical shit here today, 294 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,197 and now I feel like you're angry at me. 295 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,114 N... no, I'm not angry at you, John. 296 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,076 But I am starting to think you're an idiot. 297 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,912 Come on, man, don't use the "I" word, it's not cool. 298 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,956 Hey. 299 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,540 - What do we tell 'em? - Nothing. 300 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,168 We just got shot at! 301 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,920 Like... 302 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:15,090 And whoa! Like, my adrenaline is pumpin'. 303 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,050 Pumping! Like glass breaking, everything. 304 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:17,384 You ever been shot at? 305 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,595 No. 306 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,724 Kidding. 307 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,893 - You fucker. - You're doing great. 308 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,728 Hey, why are they called butterflies again? 309 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,230 Again? We never told you. 310 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:34,442 - Okay, Dye-beard. - Hey, guess what? I'm done. 311 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,361 Dude, it's not finished. 312 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,405 I'm not gonna do this if you keep calling me that name. 313 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,532 - What name? - That fake name. 314 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:44,369 - You saying I'm fake news? - No, I'm saying you're a fuckin' asshole. 315 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,203 I'd rather be with Harley Quinn than you, 316 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,872 I'd rather be with the Weasel than you. 317 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,708 The only thing fake news around here is the beard. 318 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,876 I'd rather be with fuckin' Bat-Mite than you. 319 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,545 Who's Bat-Mite? 320 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,631 He's a two-foot-tall interdimensional imp who stans Batman. 321 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,216 I'd rather be with him. 322 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,801 - Is that a real guy? - Yeah. 323 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,846 - Let's finish. - Fuck is the world coming to? 324 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,723 From the beginning, I've kept this operation 325 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,058 completely off the books. So how did this... 326 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,227 - What's the dead woman's name? - Annie Sturphausen. 327 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,896 How did this Annie Sturphausen know about Peacemaker? 328 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,232 Maybe someone's feeding the butterflies information. 329 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,191 - Who? - Waller. 330 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,361 It's not her. 331 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,572 I don't think it's Waller, either. 332 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:24,159 You don't know her like I do. I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops, 333 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:28,121 including a colonel in the United States Army, to meet her objective. 334 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:31,207 We could simply be a decoy team from whomever else she's really entrusted 335 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,835 - with taking down the butterflies. - Still no reason to give us up. 336 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,421 Well, the four of us and Waller are the only ones who knew about it. 337 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,591 You're the one who brought the butterflies to our attention, so it can't be you. 338 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,927 And it's not me, I just put my ass on the line to save Muscle Man Weekly. 339 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,847 And it's not Muscle Man Weekly, because he's the one who almost got killed. 340 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,516 So, if it's not Waller and it's not us, 341 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,685 - maybe it's her. - Me? 342 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:53,104 Does anyone here know how she ended up on this mission? 343 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,731 I got skills. 344 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,610 I got my Binks-Fendelmire Strategic Combat Certification at the age of 14. 345 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:02,655 Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit. What about since then? 346 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,240 What are your actual qualifications? 347 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,243 And how do I know that you're not one of them? 348 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:08,286 It's not her. 349 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,873 I trust her the most because Eagly liked her. 350 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,625 He tried to bite me. 351 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,586 Yeah, but not as hard as he tries to bite everybody else. It's obviously, uh... 352 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,463 ...Elmo. 353 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,799 Economos. Fuck you. 354 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,050 Why do all of you have such weird last names? 355 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,593 - John didn't do it. - Thank you. 356 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,846 - He's too big of a pussy to betray us. - All right. 357 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,307 Not on purpose, but okay, follow me. 358 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,893 So he's, you know, hanging out, having some fun, 359 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,478 maybe doing some fentanyl with a prostitute... 360 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,437 - Oh, God. - ...in the back of a hillbilly strip club. 361 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,981 He's fallen in love, 'cause it's obviously 362 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,858 the first time he's put his balls in somebody's mouth, 363 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,151 and he starts getting loose lips! 364 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,903 You know, just showing off. 365 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,155 "I'm on a team with the famous Peacemaker, 366 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:47,492 and we're taking down the notorious butterflies. My beard's real." 367 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,410 Are you fucking stupid? 368 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,412 Sounds more plausible than I wish it did. 369 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,875 What? I don't even like when my balls are in somebody's mouth, okay? 370 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,919 It gives me the wrong type of chills. 371 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,504 And all I can think about is how long it's been 372 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:03,174 since I've gotten checked for testicular cancer. 373 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,718 Too long! 374 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:06,845 You are so fucked up, it's adorable, Dye-beard. 375 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:09,013 Don't call me that! 376 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,932 Okay, fuck! Come on, bro. What the fuck? 377 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,016 I don't think it's any of us. 378 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,103 Well, then why did Sturphausen try to kill Peacemaker? 379 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:18,606 Maybe she brought him back to her apartment for the purpose he thought she did. 380 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:22,694 But why would she decide after they hooked up that she needed to kill him? 381 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,696 - Oh, shit. - What? 382 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,541 I gotta brush my teeth. 383 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,877 Cool. 384 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,254 You left the dossier of the person 385 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,716 you're supposed to contract kill for the government 386 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,510 in the apartment of some rando who blew you? 387 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,804 She's not some rando who blew me, man. We fully fucked. 388 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,765 I thought it'd be safer on me than in the car unattended. 389 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,392 What was I supposed to do? 390 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,811 - Drop it off at home first? - Yes! 391 00:23:56,895 --> 00:24:00,481 You don't understand what we're up against here, Smith. 392 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,526 The fate of the country depends on this mission! 393 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,570 And nobody told me that! 394 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,865 Nobody's even told me what a fucking butterfly is! 395 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:13,912 Murn. 396 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,123 Yes. 397 00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:18,750 Uh-huh. 398 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,336 You don't think that chick left any monster STDs on my dick, do you? 399 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:22,587 Come again? 400 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:25,590 Wait, is being a butterfly like a venereal disease of some type? 401 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:29,010 Fuck, am I gonna become one? Am I a fucking dick vampire now? 402 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,054 When were you gonna tell us there were witnesses? 403 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,349 I did kidnap a couple for a minute. 404 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,563 Evan and Amber Calcaterra. Can you take care of 'em? 405 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,148 You want me to "take care of 'em" like... 406 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,776 No, just... 407 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,444 Just convince them not to finger Peacemaker. 408 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,655 More like, um... 409 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:55,245 I have no clue what that is. Why are we playing charades? 410 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:56,496 'Cause I don't want to say it out loud. 411 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,917 I still don't know what that is. 412 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,254 - Leota. - Bribery? 413 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:07,465 Yes, please. Go do it. Now. 414 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:10,176 I need Harcourt and Economos here. Otherwise, I'd send them. 415 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,848 Be straight with me, man. 416 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,725 I'm a dick vampire, aren't I? 417 00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,812 No, you're not a dick vampire, you're just a dick. 418 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,111 If you keep your mouth shut, I can tell you! 419 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:29,988 Shut up! 420 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,584 Everybody fucking hates you! 421 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,547 And Dye-beard could be your friend, 422 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,216 but you pushed him away like you push everybody away, 423 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,677 'cause you're a fucking dick. 424 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,722 You killed Rick Flag. 425 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:42,018 Flag was right. 426 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,980 Peacemaker... ...what a joke. 427 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,941 - Buddy? - What the fuck? 428 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:52,403 Hey! What the fuck are you doing, you... fucking stalker? 429 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:53,613 - Dude, are you all right? - Fuck, dude. 430 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,449 I... I... What are you doing? Are you looking at me 431 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,909 and jerking off right now? Is your dick out? 432 00:26:57,992 --> 00:26:59,786 What? No! No, man, look. 433 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,955 I'm not gonna fucking look, oldest trick in the book. 434 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,749 I look and you're fucking rock-hard, 435 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,293 and you throw jizz at my face. No fucking way! 436 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,712 What? No, dude, my dick is not out. 437 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,173 Is that what you get off on, me seeing your fucking dick? 438 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,216 No! Who the fuck said that? 439 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,968 Louis C.K. piece of shit! 440 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,678 Louis C.K. said that? I'll fucking kill that guy! 441 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:21,599 No, he didn't say it. You, you're like Louis C.K. 442 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,352 - Because I'm funny? - Fucking funny, dude? No. 443 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:26,354 You... You show people your dick. 444 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:29,107 What does that have to do with Louis C.K.'s comedy specials? 445 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,817 I didn't say shit about his comedy specials. 446 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,110 What the fuck, man? 447 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:34,779 Louis C.K., how he showed people his dick, he, himself. 448 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,948 Because he's a ginger? 449 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:38,699 A fucking... What? 450 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,159 Well, I don't fucking know! 451 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:41,244 I'm just trying to figure out the connection. 452 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:44,038 Dude, Louis C.K. showed people his dick, all right? 453 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,331 He did? 454 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,041 Jesus, man! Do you read the news? 455 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,584 No. What for? It's depressing. 456 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:51,838 Look, hey, I'm begging you. Will you please, 457 00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:55,508 please just look at my crotch. Come on. 458 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,013 See? Can you see that? 459 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,811 Why the fuck don't you use the front door like a normal person? 460 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:07,770 Well, I saw a light on in here, 461 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:10,565 and I thought someone was creeping around. 462 00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:11,649 I'm really happy you're back. 463 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,277 Why are you crying? 464 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,445 I'm not crying. 465 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,781 I'm fucking doing face muscle exercises. 466 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,283 I'm exercising the muscles in my face, 467 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,786 making my face... more muscular. 468 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,371 I can tell... ...under your mask, 469 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:26,664 your face is skinny as shit. 470 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,749 You don't do these exercises for your face. 471 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:31,586 Some of them look like crying. They're not crying. 472 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,963 Well, can you maybe teach 'em to me? 473 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:36,007 Yes. 474 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,677 Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra, 475 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,471 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 476 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,848 And yes, this is a real badge. 477 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,475 Fuck. 478 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,684 Evan, I can open the door myself. 479 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,770 I'm being a gentleman, you fuckin' asshole. 480 00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:51,022 Dick. 481 00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:53,441 - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra. - Yeah? 482 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,401 Uh, I was just wondering if you would, um, 483 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,111 answer a few questions for me. 484 00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:58,988 We're on the way to, uh, the station now 485 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,072 to look at mugshots. 486 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,200 Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 487 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:04,035 Firstly, I'm wondering whether you saw the guy 488 00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,745 in your apartment that you think you saw, 489 00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:07,997 or did you maybe see another guy that you actually didn't see 490 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,165 but you think you did? 491 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,375 And secondly, 492 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,461 I'm wondering if you've ever had an all-expenses-paid trip 493 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:15,755 to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada? 494 00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:17,632 Are you trying to fucking bribe us? 495 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:18,716 No. 496 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,177 Oh. I was hoping you were trying to bribe us. 497 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,888 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to bribe you. 498 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,932 When I was arrested, the cops turned this place upside down for evidence. 499 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,186 You need some help cleaning up? 500 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,230 I guess. 501 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,359 So, how did you get out anyway? 502 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,735 I thought you were in prison for life. 503 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,278 - It's a secret. - Dude, I'm your best friend. 504 00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,197 No, you're not. 505 00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:45,368 Well, who's your best friend then? 506 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,411 Someone you met in prison. I knew it. 507 00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:48,913 Dude, it's Eagly, obviously. 508 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,832 Okay, of all people, who's your best friend? 509 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,584 I don't even know your secret identity. 510 00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:56,504 Yeah, I don't tell you my real identity for your sake. 511 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,172 I don't want to put a target on you. 512 00:29:58,256 --> 00:30:00,466 People will try to use you to get to me. 513 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:01,634 Hey, where does this go? 514 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:03,094 With the other tapes. 515 00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:04,470 You think people are gonna torture me 516 00:30:04,554 --> 00:30:05,888 to get your secret identity? 517 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,348 I am extra special careful 518 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,641 in all my heroic endeavors, 519 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:10,393 which is probably the reason why, 520 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:14,188 and I don't mean to be a prick, you went to prison and I didn't. 521 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,942 - Where's this go? - The CD rack, dude. 522 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:19,860 See, when they put my mugshot 523 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,153 up in the post office, 524 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,322 it's just gonna be a circle with a red visor. 525 00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,657 And they're gonna have to figure out 526 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,159 what my head looks like based on the shape. 527 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:29,704 And I know I have a bony face, 528 00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,831 'cause I don't do face muscle exercises, 529 00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:33,833 but that doesn't cut down very much on the suspects. 530 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:39,589 Hmm. Hey! Holy shit, look at that. 531 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:41,465 It's a funny smiley man. 532 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,509 "Hey, do you want to come over and play?" 533 00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:45,761 Man, that's adorable. 534 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,388 Hey, how'd you get out anyway? 535 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,848 I work for the government, okay? 536 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,100 Post office? 537 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,311 You think they'd fucking let me out of prison to deliver mail? 538 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:56,147 I don't know, it was the first government job I could think of. 539 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,483 Dude. I kill people for 'em, okay? 540 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:02,236 I did it down in Corto Maltese, and now I gotta do it here in Evergreen. 541 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,239 That's... why I'm out, in exchange for that. Fuck. 542 00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:07,491 Oh, that's sick. 543 00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:09,910 I... I used to think God put me here for a purpose. 544 00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:11,829 For peace. 545 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,706 And I always said I didn't care how many people 546 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,499 I needed to torture or kill to get it, but... 547 00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:20,504 You know, lately, I just think I'm a fuckin' maniac, like... 548 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,715 I don't know, I'm having... 549 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:25,134 feelings about things that... 550 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:27,511 Okay. 551 00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:35,936 Do you think I feel good when, after some dude 552 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:39,732 does some atrocious act, that I have to kill them? 553 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,776 - I don't know. - When I find out 554 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,278 someone murdered an innocent person, 555 00:31:44,362 --> 00:31:46,113 or sold somebody heroin, 556 00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:48,324 or did some graffiti, 557 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,243 and I kill that person with my bare hands, 558 00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:53,663 their eyeballs popping out of their skulls, 559 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:57,583 you think that gives me pleasure? 560 00:31:57,667 --> 00:31:59,460 No. 561 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,090 Well, it does. 562 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,219 It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker. 563 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:10,513 That's 'cause we're born killers. 564 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,556 What separates us from other killers 565 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,934 is we only kill bad people. 566 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,645 Usually. Unless there's a mistake. 567 00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:20,690 Now, do I sound like a fucking maniac? 568 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:24,902 Hey. What do you say we celebrate you 569 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,405 - getting out of prison? - No. 570 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:28,989 I have to study the dossier of the senator I gotta kill. 571 00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:31,784 I've been saving up appliances 572 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,078 ever since you were arrested. 573 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,969 Fuck yeah! 574 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,200 Yeah! 575 00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:00,623 It's definitely this guy. 576 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:02,583 It's this guy. 577 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:03,834 - Are you sure? - Are you sure? 578 00:34:03,918 --> 00:34:05,878 - Yeah. - Yeah. 579 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,259 Jesus Christ, you again? 580 00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:14,345 - August Smith, you are under arrest... - Oh, shit! 581 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,222 ...for the murder of Annie Sturphausen. 582 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:18,140 I don't even know who the fuck that is! 583 00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,392 Get the fuck off me! 584 00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:24,814 Fuck you! 585 00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:31,695 And go fuck yourself, old man! 586 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,008 Keeya? 587 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:59,723 You know that I'm gonna be working some weird hours. 588 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,394 And I was thinking maybe you and the fur kids... 589 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:04,270 Well, you know? 590 00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:08,148 N... no, I don't know. 591 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,076 - It's not that big of a deal. - Are you fucking kidding me? 592 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:22,454 You drag me out here, then you want me to leave? 593 00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,885 Amber? 594 00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:51,692 No. I can't believe they legalized that shit. 595 00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:54,695 More for me. 596 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,822 Three years ago, I would've shot both of you 597 00:35:56,906 --> 00:35:58,616 in the face for that. 598 00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:21,096 - What the fuck? - Dude. 599 00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,265 Holy fuck. 600 00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:35,069 You're good. 601 00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:37,154 Don't play that crap. Don't do it. 602 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,990 You gotta burn that card before the river. 603 00:36:40,074 --> 00:36:43,869 Dude, how many times I gotta teach you how to play this fucking game? 604 00:36:43,953 --> 00:36:46,330 - Read 'em and weep. - Dude, seriously. You're pissing me off. 605 00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:50,918 Holy shit. Look who it is. 606 00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:10,521 That's my spot 607 00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:13,565 between five and seven during winter. 608 00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:15,192 What the fuck you talking about, old-timer? 609 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:19,196 During the sunset, that light there 610 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,531 comes in through that window, 611 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:22,491 and I like the feel of it on my skin. 612 00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:25,536 So fucking move. 613 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:28,539 Yeah? And if I don't? 614 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,084 Guess. 615 00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:53,355 Fuck it. Fuck that shit. I ain't dying for this seat. 616 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:15,461 I thought we sent capes over to Arkham or Belle Reve. 617 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,255 The system's overcrowded. 618 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,340 He'll have to stay here through his trial. 619 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:28,515 All hail... the White Dragon! 620 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:34,563 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 621 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:40,277 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 622 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,363 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 623 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:50,662 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 624 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:47,511 You like that, Evan? 625 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,489 It's definitely not the hot guy. 626 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:11,243 - Aw, fuck you, Amber! - Oh, eat me, Evan! 627 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,957 - This guy. - Okay. 628 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,499 Can I keep this one? 48050

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