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‐ Good morning!
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Who wants breakfast?
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Hi. Hi!
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Oh, who's hungry?
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Hi, hi.
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Morning, troops!
Breakfast ti‐‐
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Ah!
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Look,
the list is absurd, okay.
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It started with a, um,
a psychotic Fish Lady
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and just got crazier
from there, right? Okay?
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You know, we had the, um,
there was the Marlon Brando wannabe
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in the bottom
of the prison, right?
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And uh, uh, yeah, the General,
the Fish Lady's kids,
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the weird rockabillies.
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Oh‐oh, hey, come on,
what about the Poacher?
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And oh, let's not forget
about The Rooster, right?
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And his 50 goddamn doubles.
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Look. Point is, you said
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if we "ripped the seeds
of evil from the ground,"
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I get to ascend. Alright?
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That's your words!
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Well, all is ripped
and yet here I am, man,
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still stuck in monkey purgatory!
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Will you please stop snacking?
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Oh, for shit's sake,
will you say something?
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‐ Come.
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‐ Oh yay. A garden tour.
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Hey, look, there's a hedge.
Ooh, ooh, and another hedge.
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Oh my god,
there are some rocks.
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Oh‐ho, wow.
I mean, so round.
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You know,
I love looking at rocks
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and not getting answers
to my questio‐‐
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Oof!
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What the hell?
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Hey. Hey, guys.
Guys, I think the garden is broken.
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Ow! What the shit?
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‐ Salt.
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Shinto use it
to ward off demons.
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‐ Uh, I‐I'm sorry, what is this,
some sorta weird test?
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Ah, shit!
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Oh, that's not a test!
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‐ That's right.
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Demons are talkative,
arrogant, and entitled.
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But in his case,
he may just be American.
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Hard to tell.
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‐ Hey! Damn it!
Hey, Monkey, come on,
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lend me a... a paw!
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Actually, hold on. Uh, hold‐‐
hold that thought‐‐
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‐ Either way,
he is beholden to you,
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not the other way around.
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Yes. It is you
who must lead the way.
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But be wary, for you travel
the same path
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yet risk walking alone.
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Now here, have a cracker.
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‐ Augh, Okay, good.
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Oh wow. Peaks and valleys.
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Chopsticks, nails, toothpicks.
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Looks like our suspect has a thing
for everyday household items.
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‐ Took his time
with each one, too.
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Poor bastards.
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‐ You think it's connected
to our Monkey?
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‐ Hmm. Hard to see
how it couldn't be.
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‐ Oh, gross. Ew.
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‐ What you got there?
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‐ It's‐‐
Persimmons.
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They used to take one bite,
then toss the rest.
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It used
to drive me crazy.
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Haruka,
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what is it?
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‐ I've seen this before.
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‐ Hey, never trust a man
in a robe, alright?
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Oh god.
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Oh, I hope
I don't need those.
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No‐‐
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What are you‐‐
What are you looking at? What‐‐
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Oh.
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A target with two rings.
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I‐I know that calling card.
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Hey, Monkey, we gotta go.
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I'll explain on the way.
Come on.
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We gotta go get
our guns, now!
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‐ Yeah, Let's make sure
we canvass Sanchomé
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and get 50 more posters printed.
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Now, the tag should read,
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"In Shinji We Trust."
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Not "In Shinji We Thrust."
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No, no, it said "Thrust."
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Just make it right.
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Gentlemen?
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Hello?
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Guys?
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I'm sorry.
Did you say "fired"?
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‐ Donors are threatening
to pull funding if I don't do this.
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‐ I can fix this.
‐ We're down six points.
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‐ That's just a temporary‐‐
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‐ And Ozu is up ten
on trustworthiness.
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Accusing Ozu of Ken's death
is one thing,
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but defending
some murderous monkey?
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Did you even think
about how that would make us look?
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‐ At Ken's funeral,
that monkey saved my life,
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and yours.
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‐ How can you be so sure?
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He was carrying a gun,
wasn't he?
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How do you know he wasn't there
to kill someone?
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Another hit
on his damn list.
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‐ Uncle, please.
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‐ I'm sorry, Akiko.
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It's already done.
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‐ Okay, so look,
there were only two things
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that scared me in this world
when I was alive.
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ghosts, which is
pretty damn ironic right now.
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The other one:
Lady Bullseye. Alright?
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Dude, you have no idea, alright?
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I‐I mean, this isn't
the Poacher, okay.
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Lady Bullseye is
on a different level.
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She's, uh, Hannibal Lecter
and Rambo in super tight pants.
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And she's gonna come after you,
and she's going to come after Akiko,
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after this stupid cat.
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I mean, she'll kill
the whole neighborhood, you know.
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Just because she's in a bad mood.
I mean, or a good mood.
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Doesn't matter.
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Holy shit!
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Shoot! Shoot! Shoot her!
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Shoot her! That's her!
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‐ Oh my god!
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What the hell is this?
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Monkey!
‐ Dude, we do not have time for this.
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‐ Explain.
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‐ Hey, she doesn't
speak Monkey, Monkey.
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‐ Oh my god, I don't know
what you're saying.
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‐ See what I mean?
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‐ It's guns like these
that killed Ken Takahara!
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‐ Actually it was a, uh,
modified Barrett M95,
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but hey, who cares
about details, I'll be over here.
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No worries.
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I, I don't‐‐ I‐‐
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What?
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Just stop!
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I can't deal
with this right now.
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Augh... I need you
to leave.
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‐ Hey, uh, Monkey, bud,
we got company.
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‐ Haruka, slow down.
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We need a game plan.
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‐ A game plan?
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If the monkey is there,
we arrest it.
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‐ I'm not so sure
that's the play here.
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‐ Oh my god,
you always want to wait!
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Why can't we just go
in there and‐‐
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Oh shit.
‐ Huh?
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‐ Hey there.
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‐ Oh, we are so screwed.
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‐ Bye‐bye.
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‐ Get down!
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Monkey!
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Monkey! Monkey!
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Hey, don't just lie there!
Let's go! Run!
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Come on, man, get up!
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Run!
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Not towards the danger!
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Hey‐hey, listen, if we keep
that psychopath here,
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anything that isn't dead yet
will be.
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So if you want
to save Akiko,
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you gotta get
the hell outta here!
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Monkey!
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‐ Is this really
what my career has come to?
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Killing circus animals?
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But that's why I gotta remind myself
why I got into this business.
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Because I genuinely love
to torture.
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Freeze!
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On the ground.
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Now.
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‐ Aw, aren't you cute?
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Bye now.
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Ha!
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Haruka!
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‐ No!
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No, no, no! Ito‐san!
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‐ Oh my, such heroic passion,
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such futility.
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‐ Great, okay,
you got her attention.
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Can we run now, please?
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‐ If you stop now,
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I'll make it quick
and painless,
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I promise!
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‐ Nope. Don't believe her!
She's lying!
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Well, sometimes you misunderstand
people's intentions!
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‐ Okay, hang right! Hang right here!
Right, right, right, no.
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I said right!
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‐ Ah!
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Are you kidding me?
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‐ Oh‐ho sick! I mean,
I taught you that, right?
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Dumb question!
Of course I did!
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Ohh! That was
way too close, okay.
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Hey, hey, listen, listen, I know
it was hard leaving Akiko back there,
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but you did the right thing.
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Alright? This psychopath is after you.
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And‐and when you have
something to lose,
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people will always target that.
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Trust me.
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Also, what is with you today?
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'Cause I am missing that, uh,
the rhythm we usually have.
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You know? Like where I give you orders
and you follow them?
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I mean, 'cause, you know, right now
it‐it‐it's like you're doing
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the exact opposite
of everything I say.
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And it's starting
to hurt my feelings,
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if I'm being honest.
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Hey!
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You didn't think
this was over, did you?
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‐ Normally, I respect perseverance,
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but this is just
downright stalkerish.
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Holy shit!
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Okay, okay, go for the wires!
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No, not that way!
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Don't jump into her line of sight!
Are you kidding me?
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‐ Argh!
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‐ Hey, congrats!
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A hundred and fifty years
of bad luck, ya dipshit!
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Manzo. Where the hell are you?
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Those balloons were supposed
to be delivered two hours ago.
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You're ruining their birthday!
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‐ Yes, sir!
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I appreciate you giving me
this chance to start my life over.
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I don't care!
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Don't make me regret
hiring you.
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‐ Yes, sir!
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‐ Don't you worry, sir!
You can always trust Ma‐‐
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‐ Argh!
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Ha ha! Ooh, oh shit!
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Son of a‐‐
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‐ Phew, I thought we lost you there.
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‐ Please God, let me die.
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‐ Not today, my friend.
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Not today.
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‐ Hey, over here!
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I found another one!
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Oh my god.
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‐ Do not touch me.
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‐ No, no, no. Shh.
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Don't try to talk, Ito‐san.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I'm right here.
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Hurry!
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‐ Come on, buddy.
Come on. Get up.
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Get up.
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Hey, you gotta fight it, okay.
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Look, I‐I know I told you
I saw a light
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at the end of the tunnel
but the truth is,
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it was pitch black.
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Okay? Like I was, um,
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like I was floating
in nothingness. Okay?
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Then I saw your face,
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and so I reached out to you.
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And if you're there now,
you gotta fight it.
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Okay? Just come back.
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Look, I‐I know
I've been hard on you, man,
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but‐but the truth is,
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you're the only real friend
I've ever had,
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so if you can‐‐
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You just can't leave me here alone.
260
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Okay? Please. Please.
261
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,880
Oh, thank God.
262
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,327
Are you okay?
263
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Akiko?
264
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,078
You‐‐
265
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,750
Did you not hear what I‐‐
266
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,250
Uh, yeah, no, she's fine.
267
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,580
But I‐‐ I'm sure of it.
268
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,583
No, There were sirens‐‐
269
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,923
Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey.
Where you going, bud?
270
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,628
You're, like, half drowned.
271
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,035
You wanna just take
a breather for a second?
272
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,495
‐ Authorities are investigating
the monkey's involvement
273
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,080
in the explosion earlier today
274
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,293
at the home
of Councilor Yokohama's niece,
275
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Akiko Yokohama.
276
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Police have issued
a warning urging citizens
277
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,960
to avoid contact
with the monkey
278
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,208
and if sighted,
to call them immediately.
279
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,997
‐ Oh God.
280
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,748
The last time I was
in this hospital
281
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,330
was to say goodbye
to your parents.
282
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,415
I promised them
I would protect you,
283
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,210
and now‐‐
284
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,958
I'm so sorry.
285
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,172
Just tell me
how to fix this.
286
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,540
Please.
287
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,378
You can re‐hire me.
288
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,575
‐ Akiko.
289
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,422
You're alright!
290
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:10,577
‐ Seriously,
291
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,583
you barely know
how to use your phone.
292
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:20,328
‐ You'd have to take a pay cut.
293
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,383
I was getting paid?
294
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,375
‐ Excuse me, sir,
you are needed.
295
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,165
‐ I know he might have seemed
like a slouch,
296
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,577
but he was a good cop.
297
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,458
Rest easy, old partner.
298
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,210
‐ Partner?
299
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:12,672
‐ Oh.
300
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,712
He told you.
301
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,627
Detective.
302
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,960
Where are you going?
303
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:35,958
‐ Of course.
304
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,828
Hey, buddy, um,
305
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,503
look, I don't want to cut this short,
but you're all over the news right now.
306
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,380
You know?
We, uh, we just can't stay here.
307
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,917
You know, if I had, uh,
308
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:14,037
known that killing Takahara
would lead to all this, uh... death,
309
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,628
I‐I... Well, I probably
wouldn't have taken the job.
310
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,247
Anyway, um...
man, I hate hospitals.
311
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,380
You know? Like, I mean,
what is that smell?
312
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,915
You know? It's like,
is somebody burning eggs or something?
313
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,377
Like, even the lighting is nauseating.
314
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,000
You know, anyway, like I said, I, um,
315
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,673
I wouldn't have taken the job.
316
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,457
I mean, I'm‐I'm dead because of it,
317
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,078
so, you know, really in many ways
I've suffered the most.
318
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,083
It's, uh‐‐
319
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,750
So, hey,
320
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,540
what you think, huh?
321
00:19:58,542 --> 00:19:59,292
You hungry?
322
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,672
I don't know about you, bud,
but I think we've earned ourselves
323
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,287
a little R&R, huh?
324
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,922
What should we do?
Where do we wanna go? Huh?
325
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:18,127
Hey, you know, I know a beach
in Thailand where anything goes.
326
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,705
Yeah?
327
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,038
You know? Or Macau.
328
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:24,332
We could go to Macau.
Though I am banned from the Lisboa.
329
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,253
That's a long story.
Fun story, but a long one.
330
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,080
Oh! Hey! Goa's, you know, pretty fun
this time of year, too.
331
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,207
Ain't nothing can't be cured
by margaritas, sunshine,
332
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,418
and a few more margaritas!
333
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,377
You know?
334
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,995
\What do you think, huh?
Are you a salt‐on‐the‐rim kinda monkey?
335
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,625
This is absurd!
336
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,705
We've completely lost
all rule of law!
337
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,828
‐ You mean the rule of law
that only benefits the wealthy?
338
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,043
‐ Oh, come on!
339
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,922
I'm talking about a monkey
going on a killing spree!
340
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,417
‐ Yeah, a monkey
that's cleaning up the corruption
341
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,077
our government has sanctioned
for far too long!
342
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,633
‐ Oh my god,
you can't be serious right now.
343
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,915
‐ I‐I am serious!
344
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,880
I'm not afraid
to tell the truth.
345
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,457
Wow. Really? Okay.
346
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,378
We survived this whole ordeal
and you want to risk your life again
347
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,285
with a meal here?
348
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,883
Oh, Akiko house‐broke you, huh?
349
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,075
Glad I missed that part.
350
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,787
Oh man. I love these things.
351
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,582
You're in for a real treat, buddy.
352
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,213
Your butthole's gonna get
a workout: see this button‐‐
353
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,075
What the‐‐ Dude?
354
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,383
Wha‐‐ A demon?
355
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,745
No, no, no, no,
I'm not a demon!
356
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,080
What the hell are you
talking about?
357
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,292
I'm sorry, ruined your life?
358
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,542
No. No, no, no, no.
359
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,462
You think I asked to be turned into
some dumb‐ass monkey's ghost pet?
360
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,423
Okay, I didn't mean that!
I didn't mean it.
361
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:42,787
Okay, hey, come on, man.
Look how far we've come!
362
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,252
I can fix this!
363
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,790
Wait! wait, wait, wait, wait!
364
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:48,713
Come back!
365
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,000
Monkey, I'm sorry!
366
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,880
Monkey!
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