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Previously on boston legal.

Did you know

that shirley schmidt
has a cheerleading costume?

- Sometimes she puts it on.
- Complete with pom-poms.

I would dress up and stand
in front of the mirror

in the little skirt,
the white socks,he sweater.

It somehow
made me feel better.

Can you imagine shirley in her little cheer

Oh, my god.

Denny, I got in!
I'm in the coast guard!

What?

- Uh...
- Am I in?

I don't know
did you get a letter?

- I'm in!
- Ah! Ha ha!

- We're in the coast guard!
- We're in the coast guard!

* over there *

* send the word, send the word
over there *

* that the yanks are coming *

* the yanks are coming *

* the drums rum-tumming
ev'rywhere *

* and prepare *

20 degrees starboard.

- Is that left or right?
- I mean port. Go port. Go--

Hey, I'm the captain.

Will you be quiet?
It's right in front of us.

Oh, jeez.
* and we won't come back till it's over over there *

(woman) * hey, deejay,
turn me out??? *

* you gotta...?? *

* why don't you show me?
Get below me ???*

(amplified voice)?? United states
coast guard coming aboard.

Nobody move.

You're all persons
of ????interest.

(laughter)
(alan) who's in charge of this event?

- I am.
- Do you have a permit, ma'am?

- For what?
- Right to assemble at sea's

strictly forbidden without written

and express authorization
from the united states coast guard.

What?

Sorry, ma'am.
We're in a war.

But lucky for you,
and perhaps me later,

I am the coast guard.

I'm gonna let it go
this one time,

but I'm going to have to

make a thorough inspection
of your flotation devices.

Brand-new.

Well-done.

okay, denny,
the situation is--

How did you possibly
get out of your clothes so fast?

Semper paratus, my friend.

Always prepad--
Cot guard motto.

And so it begins.

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bethany. (chuckles)

for the last seven years,

I've basically had one case
that's consumed me.

It's against a.b. Curtis,
it's tobacco company.

And how's the family?

These people have dragged me
through discovery.

They've exhausted
my client's money, my money.

They practically killed
my client's doctor.

He's dead, alan.

He was a smoker?

No, but he was in his 70s.

They deposed him 13 times.

He died over the weekend,

just as we were about
to go to trial,

no doubt from the stress
of it all.

Now I don't have
a doctor to testify.

I'll have to get
a continuance,

which they'll then turn
into ten more continuances

while they depose
my new doctor 13 more times.

I can't do it.
I'm licked.

Nobody successfully sues
a tobacco company.

Even if you beat them
at trial, they just appeal.

Law firms go bankrupt
trying to climb that hill.

Oh, you know how I feel about money,
especially when it's yours.

I must say, I echo shirley's
sentiment. I do. I do.

Tobacco companies
specialize in two things--

One, getting pple
addicted to cigarettes,

and two, prolonging
and protracting pretrial litigation.

I tell you, they simply
make cases too burdensome,

even for big firms like us.

Certainly more than could be
handled by your average dwarf.

I, too, am against taking on
the tobacco company,

and the firm absolutely
forbids you from taking it.

Katie, jerry, give alan whatever
help he needs.

Best of luck.

Thank you.

Denny, I could also use your help
if you're up for joining.

Mm. Whatever.

(reporters) Mr. Crane!
Mr. Crane!

Mr. Shore! Mr. Shore!

No comment. Nothing to say.

Step aside, please.

No comment.
Lawyers comihrough.

Handicapped.
Outta my way.

Phoebe.

Alan.

Are you joining
as cocounsel?

yes.

Excellent.

Still married with, uh,
what is it they're called?

- Children.
- Ght.

All rise.

"3-2-4-6-3--in the matter of the estate

of michael rhodes
vs. A.b. Curtis tobacco corporation,

the complainant alleging
the civil cause of wrongful death,"

this court is now in session,

the honorable
milton brody presiding.

Be seated.

Okay. (clears throat)
both sides stand ready?

Well, actually, your honor,
the defense would be requesting more time.

The plaintiff has added
a witness to its list

whom we've not had
the opportunity to depose.

- Therefore, I--
- The witness, your honor,

is a doctor who will only be
testifying as to cause of death.

We are forced to call him

because the doctor
we had planned to call--

Who has been called
again and again and again--

Died this past weekend

after being deposed, harassed
and intimidated relentlessly

for the last 7
of his 77 years.

The fact is, my, uh,

uh, uh, the defense,

has employed
a plethora of tactics

to delay a delay and delay.

I'm curious. Do you have
any ideas that speed things up?

Well, surrender works and I do know

- how you love to wave a white flag.
- Objection!

All right. All right.

Ms. Prentice,
I will give you a night--

One night--
To review the new witnesses

that have been added
to the plaintiff's list.

We will begin at 10:00 a.m.
Tomorrow. Adjourned.

You know...

Once the cancer had metastasized,

it became about managing his pain,

which was extreme.

Mr. Rhodes told you
that he chose to smoke,

- am I right, doctor?
- Why(who??), does that make it hurt less?

I'd like to know.

May I continue?

Please.

There were many other
cancer-causing agents

that Mr. Rhodes
was exposed to, right?

I'm sorry.
is that going to be your strategy,

that something else killed him?

We can suspend this
right now, alan,

and go see the judge

if this is all too much for you
to handle.

- don't flatter yourself.
- No,i wasn't talking about me.

Funny that you are.

Something on your heart

but share with
the rest of the group?

I'm sorry. I meant to say
on your mind.

Stop it.

You two can get a room
after the trial.

Uh, was an autopsy
ever performed, doctor?

Oh, we didn't need an autopsy
to know what killed him.

No autopsy.
(scoffs)

are you kidding?

Ms. Rhodes--

My father smoked for 50 years.
He died of lung cancer.

- Do you really mean to suggest--
- Ma'am, I need to-

Have you ever
watched a person rot to death?

alan, maybe you can contain
your client's emotions,

if not your own.

What happened to you?

All right. I'm done.

If you plan to march into that courtroom
and ask for a continuance--

No. I got what I need.
Did you?

Thank you.

Is that how you plan
to try this case?

Don't start with me,
denny. All right?

Do you have any idea
how many people die every day from cigarettes?

Oh, please.
What else is new?

- Tobacco kills. Big deal.
- Did you just say "big deal"?

- Well, it's old news.
- First of all,

it's not just old news.
It's absolely current.

- The tobacco industry is more powerful today--
- It's boring.

What, have we all just been desensitized?
Smoking kills. Whatever.

We've all just gone numb.

Why'd you say that?

Who told you I went numb?

Who said that?

What are you talking about?

You damn well k--

Did she call you?

Denny, I have no idea
what the hell you're talking about.

So why don't you tell me?

You have been
in a bad mood all day.

What is up?

Nothing's up.
That's the problem.

My junk doesn't work.

I beg your pardon?

I went back
to the captain's quarters

with one of the girls
from the hot tub...

- My junk failed me.
- Oh.

- I'm done, alan, dead.
- Denny--

I wish I were dead.

I'd have made a better showing
with rigor mortis.

I'm dead. Done. It's over.

Denny,
it happens to every guy.

Has it happened to you?

Once.

Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.

Hello.

Hello.

How'd the deposition go?

Fine. Why?

There are rumors
you were horrendous.

Alan, I'm happy to support

your latest tilt
at the windmill,

but we know one never really beats

the tobacco industry, right?

And if opportunity
for settlement does come,

we will take it,
won't we?

It's receded...

Like a turtle...

Too ashamed
to come out its shell.

What?

Shirley, could i, uh,
steal you for a second?

It's about my penis.

It's depressed.

- I-I don't want to involve you, but--
- Don't even go there.

Okay, okay.

Would you at least put on
the cheerleader costume for me?

- Because--
- Sorry.

Have you tried jumper cables?

You think this is funny?

Okay. Would you loan me
the cheerleading costume?

- Denny...
- Give me a hand here,will you, carl?

- Two witnesses total?
- Bethany--

I've spent 7 years preparing
more than 50 experts--

Bethany,

if we let this
turn into a science class--

We have to prove addiction.
We have to show that--

You asked me to try this case.
So let me--

- Two?!
- I want to rest as close as I can

to the emotion
of the client's test--

Where'd she go?

She left.

I must say, alan, two witnesses
seems a bit bonkers.

I would hope
you haven't gone mad.

Katie, one problem we have
concerning trust--

You and I haven't really
had a life together yet.

Still harassing
the younger associates?

So nice to see
you haven't changed.

Why are you here?

Well, I come in peace.

$140,000.

- For a death?
- It's all we're offering.

It's all you could hope to get
since we'll appeal any verdict.

And why drag this out beyond a time

we're still attracted to each other, hmm?

I'm not attracted to you now.

Fine. Let's go witth.

When knew him, he was mad,
by the way.

I think I'll be going.

I have done hundreds
of these cases,

and they all come out
the same way...

So why stress yourself, alan?

It's not healthy. You'd be
better off taking up smoking.

You know,
the thing is, phoebe,

you look the same,

you smell the same...

mm.

my,
You even taste the same...

But we both know
you've changed, don't we?

I mean,
when we were together,

the very idea of either of us

doing battle for big tobacco--

An industry which
systematically kills people...

I hope they give you
a lot of money,then.

Because ..??? Of course,
it would be worth it.

Mm. And here you are
at crane, poole & schmidt.

I don't need to apologize
for myself.

no,

- Not when it's easier to just walk out the door.
- I didn't walk--

Yes, you did.

Yes, you did.

You know what?

I think
that you have changed, alan.

Your eyes look... Deadened.

They say that a man's passion
is the first thing to die as he ages,

so I suppose that should make it easier
for me to be around you,

because it was your passion

that I so fell in love with.

Your offer is rejected

so you can leave now.

Okay, alan.

We'll be seeing you, then.

He first started smoking cigarettes
when he was 11.

He smoked
the defendant's brand?

Mainly that brand, yes.

And your father smoked
cigarettes for how long?

Over 50 years.

Maureen, at some point, your
father certainly had to know

that smoking causes cancer.

He tried to quit
so many times.

He was desperate to quit,
but he was addicted.

Sometimes he could
go months without,

but he'd always
start up again.

- He just couldn't--
- oh, baby.

ohh, that feels so good.

Don't stop.

ohh!

Hello?

- Denny.
- It's my doctor.

- I don't care.
- Shh.

I did that,
but it still doesn't work.

Get off the phone now.

I gotta get off
the phone now.

What?

I'm sorry.

And a-at some point,
your father did get lung cancer.

11 years ago.

He fought it. He--
He had one lung removed.

He did everything that...

But, um,

eventually
it went to his brain.

In the end, it was, uh,
a miserable...

Excruciating death.

Maureen, in fairness,
the dangers of smoking

have been well-known

for some time by everybody,

including your father.

That fact
only made it worse.

I had to watch my father

do something over and over,

all day, every day,

that he knew
would eventually kill him,

and he just couldn't stop.

He was addicted
since childhood,

terribly addicted.

You don't keep doing that
to yourself for no reason.

You do it because you
physically can't stop.

She's no foundation to give
medical or sci--

He was my father.

That's my foundation.

It wasn't just physical.

He suffered the shame
of being an addict,

and even if you're
heartless enough to think,

well, he signed on for this,
I never signed up for it.

I'm sorry if I sound selfish,
but I never said,

"sure, I'll watch my father
go through that agony."

My children never agreed

they'd lose their grandpa the way...

There was so much pain...

So much pain to so many people

who never signed up for it.

First let me say...

How sorri am for your loss.

Losing a family member
to cancer is...

Is this the first time?

Um, no. Actually--

- So cancer runs in your family then?
- Objection.

Your honor, there has been
a recent medical study

that found that there is
a common genetic variant

that actually doubles
the risk of lung cancer.

- It can run in the family.
- Oh, yes.

It was just a big coincidence
that he smoked.

Was your father ever tested
for this genetic variant?

no.

I understand that your father
worked in a paper mill,

- which since--
- Are you kidding?

- Mr. Shore.
(oh, baby. Ohh!)

(that feels so good.
don't stop.)

um, ms. Rhodes,

how many houses do you think

your father lived in
during his lifetime?

I'm not sure.
Maybe six or seven.

Did any of them
contain asbestos?

Uh, I-I don't really know.
Perhaps.

What about arsenic
or silica or chromium?

Were any of his houses tested
for any of these substances?

All of which can cause
lung cancer,

if you wonder why I ask.

I don't know if they were
tested for those substances.

- What about radon?
- Radon?

Yes, radon. It's a gas.
It comes from rocks and dirt.

It gets trapped in houses
and buildings.

It's quite common, actually.

Odorless, colorless
and it also causes lung cancer.

Were any of your father's homes
ever tested for radon?

Not to my knowledge.

I see.

Thank you.

And, again,
my deepest condolences

for your loss.

How'd it go?

Okay.

- You're hurting me.
-hEy. Hey! What the hell was that with the phone?

My doctor's idea.
He thought it might stimulate--

For god sake, denny,

and I hear-??-

Well, I tried
putting it on vibrate,

- but it wasn't the s--
- I asked you to be part of this case

because I could use your help.

- This is the tobacco dustry we're up against!
- I know--I know--I know that.

It is near impossible to beat
them, and my odds do not improve

It is near impossible to beat them,

and my odds do not improve by my cocounsel's
phone chirping,"ooh,baby,baby,"

- while I'm trying to cross-examine a witness.
- It was a medical emergency!

Medical emergency? Because you couldn't
get it up in a hot tub?

- Hey,hey,hey,hey. Don't attack me just 'cause...
- You know,not everything in life

-you're getting your ass kicked by your ex-girlfriend.
-tAkes a backseat to your sex life.

- You're not in high school,denny.
- All I did was accept a call--

- As sophomoric as you're determined to be--
- Well,forgive me for expecting a little sympathy.

- Sympathy? My client's father is dead!
- But here I am,i'm struggling with who and what I am.

- I turn to my best friend...
- You want sympathy because your penis failed!

- He treats me with contempt--
- No,i'm sorry. I'm not giving you sympathy,denny.

- I'm just trying to get an erection!
- Well,who knows? Maybe it's the mad cow.

I'm sure it's not that.

What if it is?

Eh...

My penis has alzheimer's.

No,denny.you just... Had an off day.

You said it happened to you once.
What were the ciumstances?

- It was with her,actually-phoebe.
- What happened?

I was in love with her.

Oh. That'll kill the moment.

And she loved me,
just...not enough.

I mean,no relationship is ever quite even.
There's always an imbalance of sorts.

One person loves or is in love
just a little more than the other,but...

I just couldn't handle being...

So I left.

Maybe it's not too late.

She's happily married with children.

oh.

It's too late.

And personally,i take great offense
at constantly being vilified.

Well,tobacco companies
do make for juicy targets.

Well,let me tell you something--

Car manufacturers
make products that kill

if you want to look
at vehicular fatality statistics.

Alcohol--forget it.
But we also do some good along the way.

Nobody wants to talk about that.

Oh,please. What good?

How about this? We spend billions
of dollars in antismoking campaigns

and youth preventi efforts.

How many industries actually spend money

to discourage people
from buying their product?

That is an unprecedented display
of corporate conscience.

In fairness,you might have mentioned
the "american journal of public health" study

that found teens who watch antismoking
ads aimed at young people

were actually 36% more likely to smoke.

I don't agree with their findings.

I bet you also disagree with
the numerous public health advocates

who've called for a ban
on all youth antismoking campaigns

funded by the tobacco industries,

charging they employ insidious
reverse psychology,

deliberately designed to get teens to smoke.

Well,there again is an--

Like cigaretteflavored with chocolate,
strawberry

- and candy spices to lure children.
- We don't do that anymore a--

Because it was finally outlawed.

At which point,
you turned your focus to menthol,

- which is neat,si--
- Menthol is legal.

And profitable,since it's the cigarette
of choice for 75% of african-americans.

- Look--
- Look at what? Your product,

even when used as directed,kills
one-third to one-half of its consumers.

In fact,cigarettes
kill more than car accidents,

homicides,suicides,a.i.d.s.
And drugs combined--

One death every six seconds.

So just during your testimony...

Another 50 or 60 people have choked out.

Your company murders people,
mr. Buttram.

- Objection,your honor.
- Sustained.

Mr. Espenson,uh,
emotion has no play here,

and unless you can ask questions,
we're moving on.

Oh,get a grip,judge.

Sorry.

* doctor,my woman *

* is comin' back home late today *

* could you maybe give me something? *

* 'cause the feeling is gone *

* and I musget it back right away*

* before she sees that I've been up,down*

* tryin' to get the feelin' again *

* the one that made shiver *

* made my knees start to quiver *

* every time she walked in *

* and I've looked high * * high *

* low low *

* everywhere I possibly can high *

* but there's no low *

* tryin' to get the feelin' again *

* it seemed to disappear *

* as fast as it came *

* and I been lookin' I been lookin',
I been lookin' *

* I been up up *

* and down down *

* and tryin' to get the feelin' *

alurs.

Excuse me?

I said the witness is all yours.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

Were you delusional?

Not delusional so much as...
I don't know,

like I was in another universe
all of a sudden...

Somewhere on cable.

There's only one explanation.
You're still in love with her.

no.

No,i'm just reminded
of what it felt like to love her.

She said that my eyes...

That the fire was gone

and that passion
is the first thing to go when...

That's been one of my greatest fears,
denny,

that as I got older...

"deadened" was the word shused.

Deadened.

You in the eyes,me in the junk.

On top of it,i'm losing.

I think I made a huge mistake
not putting up more witnesses.

She just put up a mountain
of expert testimony.

Alan...when you step up
to do your closings,

you're anything but dead.

She hasn't got a taste of your case yet.

She has no idea of how undead
you become in that courtroom.

A masterpiece of nature.

Oh,come on. She's not that hot.

I wasn't talking about her.

Denny,i need to go work on my closing.

??

As I said,tobacco companies
do make for easy targets.

And I am sure that there is a part of you

that wants to get them.

So if you find that my client caused
the death of Mr. Rhodes,

then by all means,

return with a judgment for the plaintiff.

But you simply can't make that finding here.

Yes,he smoked.

His daughter says that
it was mostly my client's brand,

but we have no substantiation of that.

And while cigarettes may be
the most probable culprit,

no autopsy was ever done.

He wants you to decide this on emotion.

But as judge brody has already instructed,

emotion has no play here.

This is a court of law,

and as such,
I will ask that you rule on the evidence.

After all...

You did take an oath to do exactly that.

Michael rhodes smoked cigarettes for 50 years,

got lung cancer and died.

We all know what happened here.

We also all know this death.

Everybody in this room knows somebody

who has fought this same battle
and died this agonizing,

brutal,excru--

But emotion has no play here.

Michael rhodes was 11 years old
when he started smoking.

It was 1948.

At that time,there was no known risk,

and even if there were,at 11,

he certainly lacked the capacity to assume it.

And after that,he was addicted.

They manufacture them to be addictive.

In just the last few years,

they've increased the amount of nicotine

in the average cigarette by 11.6%
to make them even more addictive.

Recently,we learned thatobacco companies
have been adding

an ammonia-based compound
to cigarettes for years

to increase absorption of nicotine.

It's basically the same principle
used in crack cocaine.

And let's look at the obscene strategy
they've employed here.

Smoking may cause cancer,

but it didn't cause
this particular cancer.

It wasn't our cigarettes

or it was genetic
or asbestos or a paper mill.

Never do they take responsibility,ever.

And god forbid--

If you sue them,they'll bury you
and your lawyer.

They might even depose your doctor
to death for good measure.

All their insidious methods
and cunning corporate tactics

aren't just history.

It's what they continue to do now,today,

because the tobacco industry
is like a nest of cockroaches.

- They will always find a way to survive.
- Objection.

They still go after kids
with one strategy after another.

They put up brightly colored ads

at kids' eye level in convenience stores.

They hire gorgeous twentysomethings

to frequent popular venues
and seduce young adults

into attending lavish
corporate-sponsored parties.

Cockroaches will always find a way.

They can't advertise on tv,
but they've hired p.r. Agencies

to hook them up with the film industry,
and it's worked.

Researchers estimate that smoking in movies

delivers nearly 400,000 new adolescent
smokers every year.

Every time you try to kill the cockroach,

it finds another way.

It has to,because when you make a product
that kills off your consumers,

you have to find a way
to recruit new customers.

They've now got

a new feminized version
of the macho camel brand,

using slogans like,
"light and luscious,"

uh,with hot pink packaging.

Uh,virginia slims advertised
their "thin" cigarette.

"allure" magazine did a whole spread
on the cigarette diet.

They use social anpsychological profiling,

targeting potential smokers by gender,
ethnicity,

sexual preference,
socioeconomic groups.

Cockroaches don't discriminate.

Their c.e.o. Comes into this courtroom

gloating over their antismoking campaign,

which is designed to get kids to smoke.

In 2005,they spent more than $15 billion

on advertising and promotion.

That's a 225% increase from 1998,

and they have the audacity to declare
they're trying to discourage smoking.

This is not how corporations
with a conscience behave.

How in god's name are cigarette's even legal?

Can anybody tell me that?

They are a deadly concoction
of carcinogens

that damage every single organ
in your body.

Why do we not ban them?
Because it's a free country?

Because freedom of choice is an american ideal

worth somebody dying every six seconds?

How can any company,

especially one
with such a conscience,no less,

knowingly manufacture a product
that poisons its users,

and make that product look cool
and hip and sexy and fun

so they can get children?

How can any attorney

defend a company that would do such a thing?

And how can any society tolerate it? But we do.

There is no conscience at big tobacco.

There is no conscience in washington,

which has been bought
and paid for by this industry.

Conscience has to come from you,the jury.

If real regulation is to happen,

it has to come from you.

People are smoking day after day after day

and dying and dying and dying,

and the tobacco companies
keep getting richer and richer.

Last yr alone,they made $12 billion in profits.

How can that be?

How can that be?

What?

How about we win,
you come back to my place,

get in the hot tub naked,
and I'll bob for you?

That's a pass.

Alan...

My client has expressed an interest
in working this out.

- That's a pass,too.
- Don't you want to hear a number?

I don't need to hear your number.

- Excuse me. Jury has a verdict.
- Already?

Let's go hear their number.

Maybe we should at least listen
to what they have to say.

- It's not too late.
- Yes,it is,for them.

Bethany---

Mr. Foreman,the jury has reached a verdict?

- We have,your honor.
- What say you?

In the matter of rhodes vs. A.b. Curtis
tobacco company,

on the count of wrongful death,

we find in favor of the plaintiff.

Hot damn!

And we order the defendant to pay
compensatory damages in the amount of $600,000.

We further order the defendant
to pay punitive damages

in the amount of $213 million.

What?

Defense moves for a judgment
notwithstanding the verdict.

Denied.

Defense moves
to set aside the award as excessive.

- Denied. - we appeal.

So noted. Members of the jury,
this completes your service.

The,uh,court dismisses you with their thanks,

and we are adjourned.

You gotta feel like getting naked now.

Mr. Shore...

- I don't know what to say.
- Neither do i.

Alan...thank you so,so much.

Alan,uh,a second,please...

In private?

Well...congratulations.

Obviously,we'll be fighting this.

It'll be years and years before
this thing is remotely over.

I've got time.it's not as
if I'm dying or anything.

No,you're... Quite not.

Well,i,um...

I don't do appellate work,

so'll be passing
this on to another lawyer...

So...

I guess this is good-bye then.

yes.

Well...

Good-bye,alan.

Good-bye.

You still have me.

It's not quite the same.

But you know what,denny?

Sometimes it comes remarkably close.

What you said to me
about being undead in the courtroom,

it...

It's not lost on me how lucky I am

to have somebody in my life who can...

I don't know what I'd do without you.

ahh.

You know,as much as I hate cigarettes,

I so Miss the cigarette break--

A little respite where coworkers would
go outside and be communal,

discuss the trivial annoyances
and affections in their lives

that always turned out
to be anything but trivial.

And to think,i might not even know you

but for the fact that we both like
to smoke these smelly cancer sticks

that can only be smoked outside.

hmm.

That would be a tragedy.

I especially can't imagine being alone now...

When my junk has alzheimer's. - denny.

Well,it's a symptom. You said so yourself.

It figures.

For me,it wou be the first thing to go.

What's that?

What? Oh. I didn't see it.

ohh.

Is that the--

it--

N-- see ya.

Whoa,whoa,whoa. At least let me see it.

Oh,my.

It's a two-piece,denny. A share toy.

- Forget it.
- Come on.

- It was a gift to me.
- You take top. I'll take bottom.

Not a chance. Ooh.

What?

I'm cured. I'm back.i'm gone.

Whoawhoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.

Why not savor this moment?

At my age,i'm lucky to last a moment.

You take the top,i'll take the bottom.

Tomorrow we'll switch off.

It'll be just like the 3-way
you've always wanted.

I never wanted you as part of the 3.

Denny...

I have never asked you for anything.

- I am youbest friend.
- Oh,alan!

How can you possibly be
so selfish and cruel?

Don't ruin it.

Oh,my god.
- See ya.

What's your rush? Slow down.

Treat her right.

Romance her a little.

At least...

Dance with her first.

Dance?

Hold her. Drink her in.

Cherish her.

* "l" *

* is for the way you look at me *

* "o" is for...*

this is magic.

It's fantastic.

God,are we weird?so weird.

* extraordinary "e" is even more*

* than anyone that you adore *

* and love was made *

* for me and you *

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