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NARRATOR". We have already seen the great
maestro of the keyboard, Chandell.
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Attacked by phantoms at Wayne Manor.
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Catastrophe.
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Batman on vacation, out of touch.
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Chandell demand protection.
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Tricky Chandell,
who was also the criminal fingers.
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Blackmailed into a life of crime
by twin brother Harry.
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Police precautions at a concert.
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In vain, Chandell struck
by a remote piano control.
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But wait, way off in the wilderness,
Bruce Wayne hears a false note.
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A call to Dick Grayson.
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Chandell in hot pursuit.
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Why, what could he be up to?
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A false attack.
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A devilish clue.
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Into a trap.
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The Dynamic Duo about to be perforated
into human piano rolls.
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Disaster. Which way out?
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The most dreadful music is yet to come
in just one minute.
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Holy metronome, what a fate.
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Punched into player piano rolls.
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True, Robin, scarcely an end
I'd ever anticipated.
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Life, a cupful of surprises
to the last drop.
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- See any way out, Batman?
- Frankly, from this perspective, no.
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- Wait a minute.
- A minute's too long.
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My toes are almost in the puncher.
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Robin, with every ounce of breath
that's left in you...
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sing along with me.
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Sing what?
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Don t ask questions, Robin.
Sing each note precisely as I do.
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When I sing, you sing.
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Ready, Robin? Sing.
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Will that terrible sound never stop?
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Death squeals of a brace of bats.
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Nice singing, Robin.
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It saved our lives.
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Holy Caruso, how?
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Observe how this machine works.
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Music from the master piano
is picked up by this microphone...
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and transmitted to the perforating cylinders
which reproduce the chords perfectly.
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We outshouted the piano, don't you see?
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How come we didn't get punched
full of holes?
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Because of the notes I selected.
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They were calculated to make the punches fall
precisely around the outlines of our bodies.
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I visualized the chords in my mind.
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Holy perfect pitch.
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Yes, it's useful sometimes.
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However, no time for self-congratulation.
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- Let's burst in and bag those birds.
- Roger.
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Poor bats, they squeak no more.
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Truly spoken...
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you vile criminal twin.
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Girls, run for your lives.
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- I'll round up those crooked cookies.
- No, Robin, wait.
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Batman to police.
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There's a knocked-out criminal
at 20-B Front Street.
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Zip code 9999979.
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Come, pick him up. Batman out.
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Holy fugitives, you mean
we're gonna let those girls go?
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Yes, Robin, as part of a plan.
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The infamy of it, attacking your own brother, the
great artist Chandell, with a root beer bottle.
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- What's behind all this?
- I don't know.
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All right, canary, start talking.
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It's somebody called Fingers.
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- Fingers?
- Yeah, he's behind it all.
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He's got a plot to get his mitts on the
entire fortune of millionaire Bruce Wayne.
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Okay, pal, button up.
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My name is Alfred Slye, sir.
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I'm a noted criminal attorney.
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Very incautious of you to begin this
interrogation without my presence, wasn't it?
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Chief.
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A most unwelcome arrival.
The fellow was beginning to talk.
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- Want me to toss the mouthpiece out?
- Heaven forbid, Chief O'Hara.
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In today's climate,
that could land us behind bars.
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Then what'll we do?
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Patience and subtlety,
the honest policeman's only aids.
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Turn up the lights a notch.
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No law against making this villain sweat.
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Excuse us, it was a trifle dark in here.
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Here you are, pal.
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- That's too much.
- Indeed.
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Talk about crude, naked police brutality.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Are you gonna charge my client
or aren't you?
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I hereby charge him with a felonious
attempt to perforate the Dynamic Duo...
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into player piano music rolls,
- Ha, ha.
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Very amusing. Where are your witnesses?
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- Witnesses?
- I order a countercharge, sir.
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I accuse Batman and Robin
of malicious mischief.
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To wit, the damage of a licensed
perforating machine...
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by introducing foreign
objects into same.
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Said objects being themselves.
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Saints alive.
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The world's gone mad,
the whole planet lunatic.
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Come along, Harry.
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You don't have to listen to this raving.
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A new super-criminal with a plan
for getting the entire Wayne fortune.
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To put it pithily,
this Fingers fits like a glove.
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Fits what, Batman?
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The musical theme that's run
through this entire affair.
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Holy greed, how could a crook hope
to get ahold of the Wayne fortune?
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A good question, Robin, pursue it.
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It's impossible, Batman, your assets
are tied up by a hundred ironclad trusts.
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Precisely.
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At the risk of alarming you,
I can see only one...
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What would happen
to Bruce Wayne's fortune...
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if he suffered a fatal accident?
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Gosh, I guess I,
Dick Grayson, would inherit it.
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Right again.
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And if Dick's life were snuffed out
in that same accident?
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It would all go to Aunt Harriet.
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Um, excuse me, sir.
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Will you be wishing my services
for the next few hours?
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Not that I know about, Alfred, why?
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Mrs. Cooper has requested me
to drive her into the city, sir.
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It appears she has
another, um, ahem, secret rendezvous...
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with the Maestro Chandell
in his dressing room, sir...
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atop the Gotham City Town Hall.
Good day, sir.
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Holy Bluebeard.
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You mean Fingers and Chandell
are the same guy?
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I fear it's a dreadful probability.
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He's gonna bump us off
in our guise of Bruce and Dick...
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then vamp Aunt Harriet,
marry the Wayne fortune.
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A clever and diabolical scheme.
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This Chandell is a deucedly
attractive fellow.
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He could pull it off.
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Gosh, Batman.
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How could a man like Chandell,
the world's greatest pianist...
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take up a life of murderous crime?
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I think I've guessed that too, Robin.
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Close your eyes. Summon up every ounce
of your super-keen musical memory.
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Okay, Batman, my eyes are shut,
I'm summoning.
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Remember that concert Chandell gave
at the White House some time ago?
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We listened to it together, you recall?
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Sure, that was the concert
which made him famous.
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I remember every note.
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Excellent.
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Concentrate on the andante passage
in his first selection...
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about the 12th bar...
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from the top of page 17 of the score.
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I'm with you. Page 17.
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Listen to it.
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Savor the maestro's interpretation.
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Oh, beautiful.
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Such feeling.
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And I recall, he...
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Holy Paderewski.
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Good boy, Robin. You've caught it.
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It was exactly the same
as the Paderewski version.
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So exactly
that I can draw only one conclusion.
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He used a player piano at that concert...
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with the music roll
cut by Paderewski himself.
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Precisely.
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A roll undoubtedly secured from
twin brother Harry's music roll factory.
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To the Batmobile.
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Come let us stroll down lover's lane
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And let me kiss you once again
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Soon we must say:
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"Auf wiedersehen
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Auf Wiedersehen, my dear"
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I know my heart won't beat again
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Until the day we meet again
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Sweetheart, goodbye
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Auf wiedersehen
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Auf wiedersehen, my dear
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The softness of these hands...
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are made mindful of
a night moth's wings.
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Oh, you're simply a poet, maestro.
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Like a night moth's wings, they're dusted.
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Dusted with the stuff
that dreams are made of.
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Oh, Chandell.
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Oh, Chandell.
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The masher, I'll fix him.
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Hold it, old chum.
We mustn't give ourselves away.
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Self-control is sure tough
sometimes, Batman.
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All virtues are, old chum.
Indeed, that's why they're virtues.
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However, all philosophy aside...
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it looks like Chandell has Aunt Harriet
quite thoroughly in his fingers...
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so to speak...
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which isn't a bad thing, Robin.
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It sets the stage for our
next startling move.
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- What, Batman?
- Back to Wayne Manor...
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to that photographic darkroom
we built in the hall closet.
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I have a little plan of my own.
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Good heavens. Mr. Bruce? Master Dick?
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Fantastic. I couldn't have arranged it
any better myself.
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Are you going to marry her,
Chandell, darling?
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Of course, I'll marry her.
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Then I'll sneak 5 million
out of our joint checking account...
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and pay off
my blackmailing brother, Harry.
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Imagine, farewell, Chandell.
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I'll cast off my criminal skin
like a molting butterfly.
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Hold the phone, butterfly.
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After you marry that rich old dame,
where does that leave us?
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We've slaved for you, Chandell.
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We've given you the best years
of our criminal lives.
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Dear Doe...
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ravishing Rae...
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marvelous Mimi...
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you don't dream I'd
cast you off, I hope.
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I have plans for you.
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I'll bet you do.
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Oh, my ears.
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Hey, kiddies.
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What's going on here?
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That genius twin brother of yours,
I had to cool him, Harry.
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Take our word, he's
planning to go straight.
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And double-cross us all.
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Wouldn't surprise me a bit.
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He never was much good.
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Mr. Slye?
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Yes, amigo?
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A legal question.
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Say this Cooper dame
does marry this boob...
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how long before the will is settled
and he gets the dough?
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Considering the crowded state
of our courts...
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I'd say about 11 years.
- Eleven years?
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With the Dynamic Duo on our tails,
we'll be lucky if we last 11 hours.
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Which reminds me, Harry, my bill
for springing you from the hoosegow.
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A hundred thousand bucks,
payable by midnight tonight...
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or else ethics demand
that I turn you back in.
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You're a charming fellow, Mr. Slye.
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I'm a criminal attorney.
It says so on my letterhead.
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Music, dreamboat.
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No, no, please!
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Dig out that costume of
my twin brother's...
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the one he wore
at Queen Elizabeth's coronation.
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I've just thought of a beautiful new plan.
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When that awful explosion
happened, they were...
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They were enlarging a photograph of me.
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Sweet Harriet, please,
don't engulf yourself in foolish guilt.
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Control yourself, listen to me.
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I have a proposal to make.
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A proposal?
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Holy heartbreak,
how can he at a time like this?
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I propose to perform a memorial concert
at Gotham Town Hall tonight.
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Strange.
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Hardly the proposal I expected.
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Oh, maestro, how generous of you.
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Do me a great honor,
appear with me on-stage...
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and sing some sweet song
in your incomparable voice.
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Oh, yes.
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I know just the thing.
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Wonderful, dear Harriet.
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Drop by my dressing room at 7
and we'll rehearse a bit.
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Until tonight at 7.
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Farewell, adieu.
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Alfred! Oh, Alfred.
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You called, madam?
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Alfred, will you please bring me
a tiny glass of blackberry brandy?
250
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:16,933
Begging your pardon, madam, but this
unprecedented request for strong spirits...
251
00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:18,309
is something amiss?
252
00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:21,854
It not amiss, Alfred, it's a nightmare.
253
00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:25,984
That man who was just here is an imposter.
254
00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:28,987
- He was not Chandell.
- Oh, dear me.
255
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:30,530
How bizarre.
256
00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:35,368
- Are you certain, madam?
- Oh, yes, Alfred, I'm quite certain.
257
00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:39,205
When a man whom I know
as well as I know Chandell...
258
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,874
gives my hand a kiss...
259
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:45,044
Well, Alfred, there's an old saying:
260
00:17:45,253 --> 00:17:47,630
"A girl can tell."
261
00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:56,598
I know that life's the secret of it all
262
00:17:57,015 --> 00:18:02,937
All the longing, working, waiting
Burning, turn...
263
00:18:03,146 --> 00:18:05,273
Oh, dear.
264
00:18:05,481 --> 00:18:08,151
Mercy me, I'm an old fool, aren't I?
265
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,445
Oh, don't say it, dear lady.
266
00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:11,904
It's your hat brim.
267
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:14,490
It obscures the sheet music.
268
00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:17,076
Perhaps if you removed your chapeau.
269
00:18:17,452 --> 00:18:20,163
That's a good idea.
270
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:29,088
As they say in the movies,
"Stick up your mitts."
271
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:35,345
Come on, out.
272
00:18:50,735 --> 00:18:52,945
You're not the great Chandell.
273
00:18:54,155 --> 00:18:59,202
You must be that awful twin brother
I read about in the papers.
274
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:01,746
Your name is Harry, is it not?
275
00:19:01,954 --> 00:19:05,750
Your cleverness outdoes itself, sweet lady.
276
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:09,712
Don't you "sweet lady" me,
you common crook.
277
00:19:09,921 --> 00:19:13,091
What's the plot?
Were you going to marry me for my money?
278
00:19:13,299 --> 00:19:16,886
I'll admit that was one notion,
but it's been revised however.
279
00:19:17,095 --> 00:19:22,225
The current plot is to lure you here
and hold you for a gigantic ransom.
280
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:26,604
Oh, fiddlesticks,
who'd pay a gigantic ransom for me?
281
00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:29,732
The trustees of the
Wayne Foundation, naturally.
282
00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:33,903
As sole heiress to millionaire
Bruce Wayne's vast fortune...
283
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:38,408
you have to sign the papers
or they can't spend a nickel.
284
00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:41,244
What stupid, ugly greed.
285
00:19:41,452 --> 00:19:44,038
I'm delivering you to the police.
286
00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,165
Start moving.
287
00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:52,505
Moving, at a time like this,
when my scheme is working so perfectly?
288
00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:56,175
Look around you, sweet fool.
289
00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:57,719
Oh, sham.
290
00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:00,555
You think I'd fall for that old chestnut?
291
00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:03,307
Sleep tight, won't you?
292
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,527
Quick, the chauffeur's outside.
293
00:20:14,736 --> 00:20:19,824
- Blow him a lullaby.
- Right, Harry doll.
294
00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:25,371
Harry to piano movers.
295
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:29,542
Get over here and put the old lady
and her chauffeur in the trunk.
296
00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:37,759
Set up to the docks and stand back.
297
00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:53,441
Too bad.
She was a sweet old lady in her way.
298
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:56,819
Not just sweet, Harry.
299
00:20:57,028 --> 00:20:59,489
One of the bravest women ever born.
300
00:20:59,697 --> 00:21:03,659
We've been tracking you via a secret radio
placed in Mrs. Cooper's handbag.
301
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:06,329
We rescued her and the chauffeur
on the sidewalk.
302
00:21:06,746 --> 00:21:13,377
Now, it's lucky for us that we brought
our bulletproof Bat Shield...
303
00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:19,592
but it is time to end
this criminal symphony.
304
00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:43,491
Poor deluded females.
305
00:21:43,699 --> 00:21:45,493
And you, you nasty old man...
306
00:21:46,118 --> 00:21:48,037
have a whiff of Bat-gas.
307
00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:07,348
Gosh, Batman, maybe we don't know
how to turn this murderous machine off.
308
00:22:07,557 --> 00:22:10,643
It is a thought, Robin.
It's not much more than they deserve.
309
00:22:10,852 --> 00:22:14,188
Is there anything lower
than a lawyer who mocks the law?
310
00:22:14,397 --> 00:22:16,649
Or an artist who takes up crime?
311
00:22:16,858 --> 00:22:18,067
I'm afraid there is.
312
00:22:18,276 --> 00:22:22,613
A sworn crime-fighter
who tries to take justice in his own hands.
313
00:22:35,877 --> 00:22:38,713
With my profoundest admiration,
Mrs. Cooper...
314
00:22:38,921 --> 00:22:41,841
a Citizen's Special Anti-Crime Award.
315
00:22:42,008 --> 00:22:43,718
Oh.
316
00:22:44,886 --> 00:22:49,932
Heh. A person just does
what he has to do...
317
00:22:50,141 --> 00:22:53,769
and that's what makes
America great, isn't it?
318
00:22:53,978 --> 00:22:55,813
If only there were more like her.
319
00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:58,941
That's enough about silly me.
320
00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:01,193
Where is Mr. Chandell?
321
00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:05,156
A note for you, madam.
The maestro asked me to deliver it to you.
322
00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:06,866
Oh.
323
00:23:10,912 --> 00:23:13,205
"Dear sweet Harriet."
324
00:23:13,414 --> 00:23:15,541
It's better this way.
325
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,835
I'm not worthy of you.
326
00:23:18,961 --> 00:23:24,258
I must leave this morning
on a long, long tour.
327
00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:26,510
Good bye.
328
00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:29,388
"Your Chandell."
329
00:23:31,307 --> 00:23:32,934
A long, long tour?
330
00:23:33,142 --> 00:23:37,188
With the usual time off
for good, uh, performance...
331
00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:40,191
I expect it will last about three years.
332
00:23:40,483 --> 00:23:46,697
Oh, if I had the wings like an angel
333
00:23:48,032 --> 00:23:54,121
Over these prison walls
I would fly
334
00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:00,002
And I'd fly to the arms
335
00:24:00,169 --> 00:24:03,172
Of my poor darlin'
336
00:24:04,632 --> 00:24:10,721
And there I'd be willing to die
337
00:24:11,973 --> 00:24:14,892
Listen, you bulls,
I'm busting out of here, see?
338
00:24:15,101 --> 00:24:16,978
And ain't nobody gonna stop me.
339
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:29,657
NARRATOR".
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