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- Ida's not your boo!
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- Then why did I just spend the last two hours
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soaking in her tub?
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- Congratulations.
Chuck's a lucky guy.
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- Can we maybe just table
the wedding talk for a bit?
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- I'm serious about my craft.
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about your social media
- I wish presence.s serious
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- So what you saying?
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I gotta change my whole script?
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- You finally got
a good script, great.
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Now it's time
to make it better.
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I got rid of
- Ione toxic relationshipout.
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and walked right
into another one.
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- How the hell
did you get fired?
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- You still got the hook up
at that delivery service?
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[upbeat music]
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- What should our hashtag be?
- I don't know.
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- It needs to
be something good.
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People will remember
the hashtag more than
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they'll remember the wedding.
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- I would hope not.
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- Honey, weddings this day
and age can't be basic.
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Everybody's gonna have
their phones out.
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People are gonna want a show,
and we gotta give them one.
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- This is our wedding.
Not opening night on Broadway.
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- Of course not.
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This is way more
nerve-wracking.
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[phone ringing]
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- Ugh, why does she always call
at the worst times?
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- That's her superpower.
- Hello, Mother.
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Are you trying to pawn
somebody's engagement ring?
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- No, darling, someone proposed to me.
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- They did?
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- Why is that so hard to believe?
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- Because last weekend
you were in Dallas
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at a singles convention.
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- Well, it worked! [laughs]
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- Mom,
please give that ring back
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to whatever weird man
gave it to you,
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and then we can forget
this ever happened.
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- I will do no such thing.
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You aren't the only one who deserves love.
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- Mother, if you bring
a strange person to my wedding,
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I will never forgive you.
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- Oh, you'll be fine. Ta-ta!
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- Why is she like this?
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- You and I both know
that's a loaded question.
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- Just because
she was abandoned
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as a child doesn't give her
the right to torture me.
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- Actually, it does,
and I think she's counting
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on you to break
the generational curse.
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- Must I do everything?
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- ♪ Busy picking up the pieces, baby ♪
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♪ I haven't seen you around here, baby ♪
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- Oh, my God! I'm a GIF!
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- People really love
that show, huh?
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- Don't step on my moment
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just 'cause you have
to go back to the workforce.
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- Ain't nobody stepping
on your moment.
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I'm just saying, I don't think
that's gonna
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catapult your ass to stardom,
that's all.
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- Well, I'm further
than I was before.
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- Are you?
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- Being loved on social media
is a big deal.
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If I can start building
my own audience,
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pretty soon casting directors
will be calling me.
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- Yeah, but that gonna take
a lot of work.
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- Now you sound like Marie.
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- That is shade
that I do not receive.
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- It's true.
- Mm-mm.
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- You're a lot more
practical these days.
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- Am I?
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- Maybe it's 'cause
you been hanging out
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with a mogul lately.
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- Nah, that ain't it.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Mm-mm.
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- ♪ I think she's
rubbing off on you ♪
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- Shut up!
Yo, forget what I said.
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You being a GIF is a big deal,
and you should celebrate that.
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- I will. But you're right.
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I can't let this kind of stuff
get to my head
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'cause if I do,
I'll just get too comfortable,
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and nothing good
can come from that.
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- Black women deserve comfort.
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- When it comes to bedsheets,
not when it comes to me
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trying to be
America's Next Top Actress.
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- Mm.
[phone chimes]
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Oh, shit, that's me.
I gotta go.
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- Oh, but you didn't finish
loading the dishwasher,
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and what you did load
is all wrong.
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- I'll fix it when I get back.
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Look, this delivery gig
is not like Hollywood.
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If I'm late, I'm fired,
and if I lose this job,
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I gotta move back in
with my mom,
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and don't nobody want that,
especially me.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Get ready, get ready, get ready ♪
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♪ Get ready ♪
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♪ ♪
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[imitating drums]
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Oh, my bad. This the house?
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- That's the house.
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- What if somebody comes out
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and tells me
to get off their property?
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- Take the box, put it
on the step, and come back.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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- Damn, do you ever get bored
of doing this shit?
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- I actually enjoy it.
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It's chill.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And I like everyone
on my route.
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- What if my route
don't like me?
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- Well, at this rate,
you're not gonna have a route
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unless you get
that package up by that door.
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- You right. Be back.
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[phone rings]
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Well, hello there.
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- Look at you.
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- You like my uniform?
I'm a working woman now.
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- I see.
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Are you having
a good first day?
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- Hell no!
It's hot as hell out here.
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And the guy that's training me
won't let me play my music.
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And he keep acting like
I'm getting on his nerves.
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- That's because
you probably are.
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- No, I'm nervous.
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It's scary walking up
to strangers' houses.
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- Well, you're bringing them
something that they want,
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so they'll probably welcome you
with open arms.
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- Anything I can bring to you?
- Just yourself.
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When you get off work.
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- I mean, I can take a break
right now.
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- Nah, I don't want you
losing your job because of me.
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- You could always
hire me back.
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- I can't sleep
with my subordinate.
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- Then never mind.
[laughs]
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- Can you deliver
the package, please!
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♪ ♪
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- Bye, you.
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- "Bye, you?"
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- Yeah, it feels weird
calling her by her first name,
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but we don't really use
pet names yet,
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so we basically don't know
what to call each other.
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- Sounds like a hot mess to me.
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You want to put
your ear thingies back in?
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♪ ♪
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- Told you they had
a big-ass house.
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- ♪ Uh ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ Uh, uh, uh, okay ♪
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♪ Cash in the air, cash in the air, yeah ♪
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♪ Cash in the air, cash in the air, yeah ♪
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♪ Let the money fall, let the money fall ♪
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♪ Let the money fall, let the money fall ♪
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- Welcome.
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I always knew
Marie would marry rich.
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- Yo, you think me and Ida
will get married?
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- I hope not.
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- Why you always gotta shit
on my dreams?
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- This isn't about you.
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This is about
our friend, Marie.
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- You really excited
about this bougie-ass union?
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- Yes.
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Marie is about to have
the wedding of my dreams.
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- Oh, that's why
you're excited.
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Because you get to live
vicariously through her.
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- I'm also happy
for our friend.
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And you should be happy
for her too.
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- I am happy.
Don't I look happy?
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- You look nervous.
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- Yeah, I always get nervous
around rich folk.
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And they look--they got
old money rich.
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Look at these curtains.
Old-ass curtains.
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Probably silk.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[soft jazz music playing]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
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- What's so funny?
- Nothing.
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Just a silly inside joke
between me and Chuck.
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- Well, the best jokes
are the ones
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that everybody
can laugh at, right?
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- Very true.
Excuse my rudeness.
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- You're excused.
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- These are my friends,
Nia and Hattie.
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- Ladies, this is Chance.
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He was forced to live
with me in college.
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- Has he always
been this annoying?
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- Hattie!
- Yes.
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Is he still making
them damn smoothies
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first thing in the morning?
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- Hell yes!
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- If I don't have it,
my whole day is thrown off.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are you sure we haven't met?
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You look so familiar.
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- Are you a fan
of Cocoa's Butter?
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Maybe that's why
you recognize her.
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- No, but my mom and all
my sisters love that show.
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I think somebody texted
your face
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as a response
to something I said earlier.
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- Oh, my God!
Someone sent you my GIF!
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- What?
- Nia's a GIF?
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- I saw it this morning.
- Big tings!
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- Why didn't anybody tell me?
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- Everything ain't
about you, Marie.
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- Do you mind
if we take a quick photo?
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- Are you gonna post it?
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- Maybe.
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You're working that dress too.
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- Ooh, thank you.
- Yeah, you welcome.
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We look good together.
- Ooh, yes.
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Our complexions
complement each other.
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- We'd have some
beautiful brown babies.
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- Oh, boy, girl,
then another boy is my dream.
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- I like the idea.
Two boys and a girl.
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So she can be the princess.
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- How about y'all
let y'all kids
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tell you how they identify?
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Damn, that's why
we so messed up now.
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- Chance, I got some folks
I want you to meet.
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- Is it just me,
or is that my future husband?
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- Oh, it's just you.
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- Girl, that ain't
your husband.
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[soft jazz music playing]
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♪ ♪
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- They're gonna have
such a beautiful wedding.
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Hey, Babe,
do you want to go take a photo
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in front of the lake
with all those swans?
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- Oh, I mean,
I can take your picture.
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- Do you not want to be
seen with me?
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- What?
Of course, I do. I love you.
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- Well, you've just been acting
really weird on socials.
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- Nah, I barely even go
on social media.
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- You've archived a lot
of our photos together.
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- 'Cause I have a big job now.
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I don't want people all up
in my business.
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It shouldn't be about
who I'm dating.
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It should be about the work
I'm putting out.
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- Okay.
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- Come on, I'm not that guy.
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Huh?
- Fine.
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You know, weddings
always make me think
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about
what it would be like
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if I were the
one getting married.
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- [chuckles]
Uh-huh.
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- Have you ever thought about
what it would be like
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if we were to get married?
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- What?
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- Have you thought about us
getting married at all?
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- Oh, babe, I have so much
to do before I get married.
250
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But as soon as I get my shit
together, you know I got you.
251
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- Love you.
- Mm-hmm. Me too.
252
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,043
- I used your GIF by the way.
253
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,544
- You did?
- Yup.
254
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,913
- Now I can't stop thinking
about what you used it for.
255
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,515
- I actually sent it
to the wrong thread,
256
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,582
so it was pretty awkward.
257
00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:48,553
- Sorry.
- It's not your fault.
258
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You look beautiful.
- Thanks.
259
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,725
- And congrats on the GIF,
it's huge.
260
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:57,295
- Yeah, I'm really trying
to step up my engagement.
261
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,197
Social engagement, I mean.
262
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,598
- I know what you mean.
263
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,002
Folks on the internet
aren't just
264
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,904
a bunch of bots and trolls.
265
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,672
They're real people
with real feelings
266
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,407
that just want to be heard.
267
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,843
- And I'm all ears.
- Me too.
268
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,147
The VP before me thought
that social media was a fad,
269
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,083
that it would just go away.
270
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,752
Guess what?
It impacts everything we do.
271
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,355
If people are talking,
I want to listen.
272
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,357
They're the ones
we're selling to anyway.
273
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,359
We might as well join forces.
274
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,793
- I never thought
about it that way.
275
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,195
- We have a direct connect
to our customer,
276
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,130
and if we worked together,
everyone could be happy.
277
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,265
- I don't know, that sounds
a little too good to be true.
278
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,767
- You're right.
279
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,435
This could totally
blow up in my face.
280
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,505
- It really could.
- But what if it doesn't?
281
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,575
singers: ♪ Ba-da-ba-dum ♪
282
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,578
♪ Bum, bum, ba-dum, bum-bum-bum ♪
283
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,614
- After all these years,
she still gives me butterflies.
284
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,016
You know, if you ever
find yourself looking
285
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,386
across the room at my son,
and you don't feel that...
286
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,922
You got
my blessing to walk away.
287
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,858
[both chuckle]
288
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,634
- There she is.
- Hey.
289
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,970
- Hey. Nice party.
290
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,638
- I really can't take
any credit for it.
291
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,441
This was all Chuck
and his parents.
292
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,443
- Ah, they seem like
a nice family.
293
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,712
- A lot more normal than mine.
294
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,414
- Normal families freak me out.
295
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,216
- Oh, so that's why
your face is red?
296
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,718
- Nah, you just make me blush.
297
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,791
So all this
will be yours one day.
298
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,460
- I doubt it.
I'm sure I'll sign a prenup.
299
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,029
- Well, just make sure they
give you what you're worth.
300
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,899
- There isn't enough money
in the world for that.
301
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,568
- That's what my mom said right
before she divorced my dad.
302
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,877
- Hattie, what do you do
303
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,612
when you don't know
where you stand with your boo?
304
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,748
- Well, that's usually
most of the time for me.
305
00:11:56,817 --> 00:12:00,285
So I tend to just stick around
until I implode.
306
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,686
- That's not healthy.
307
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,455
- I know.
I'm a work in progress.
308
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,925
Is something going on
with you and Ben?
309
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,760
- Sister to sister?
- Sure.
310
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,995
- Ben's been acting
really weird lately.
311
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,564
- He's a weird guy.
312
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,631
- Yeah, but now it's like
he doesn't even want
313
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,033
to be seen with me.
314
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,702
And I think it's
because I'm white.
315
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,105
- You're probably right.
- Yeah, but I can't help that.
316
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,640
And he knew I was white
when he started dating me.
317
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,944
- That's true, but, you know,
times have changed.
318
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,413
It can't be easy walking around
with a white boo these days.
319
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,447
- If he's not gonna
accept me
320
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,483
for who I am, what can I do?
321
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,017
- Leave his ass.
322
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,786
- Or just stick around
until I implode.
323
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,857
- Either way,
it's gonna be bad.
324
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,525
- Normally, I would run this
by my roommate,
325
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,759
but she moved out
eight months ago
326
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,128
and blocked me on all socials.
327
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,763
But I still keep up with
what she's streaming, though.
328
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,665
She still uses my account.
329
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,134
- So you still got
an extra room?
330
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,268
- Oh, yeah,
with a full-size bed
331
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,269
and a record player.
332
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,837
- Full size?
- Mm-hmm.
333
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,806
- Look, let me get your number
just in case Nia kicks me out.
334
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,708
I might need a backup plan.
335
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,010
- Roomies?
- Calm down.
336
00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:02,964
- Ladies and gentlemen,
337
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,732
welcome to the celebration
338
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:06,901
of Chuck and Marie's
engagement.
339
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:09,904
[cheers and applause]
340
00:13:09,973 --> 00:13:12,273
- Son, Marie, as you know,
341
00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:14,075
we've been married
for over twenty years.
342
00:13:14,144 --> 00:13:15,910
- People ask us for advice.
343
00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:17,145
They think we have
some kind of secret.
344
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,414
- And we do.
345
00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:20,982
both: Don't get divorced.
346
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,417
[laughter and applause]
347
00:13:22,486 --> 00:13:24,219
- That's pretty much it.
348
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,920
- Good luck, kids.
349
00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:33,895
[upbeat jazz music playing]
350
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,531
I gotta go live real quick.
- Okay,- Mm!tta go.
351
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,166
Yeah, and I gotta go
holla at somebody.
352
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,334
- Who?
353
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,602
- Mind the business
that pays you.
354
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,870
- I wanted to say
goodbye to Chance,
355
00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,905
but I can't seem
to find him anywhere.
356
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,440
- I will give him your love.
357
00:13:46,877 --> 00:13:47,809
Bye.
358
00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:51,846
- So how you feeling?
359
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,381
- Nervous.
360
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,917
- I hear that's normal
- Yeah. Yeah, me too.
361
00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:58,219
- Well, if you ever
get too nervous,
362
00:13:58,288 --> 00:14:00,054
just know I'm always here
for you.
363
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:02,690
- I know. And I appreciate you.
364
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,426
- Love you.
- I love you too.
365
00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:08,997
- Bye.
- Bye.
366
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:18,206
[sentimental guitar music]
367
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,709
♪ ♪
368
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,145
[Hattie groans]
- Hattie, you need to be fast.
369
00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:26,047
- I'm trying to.
370
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,650
how to play
It'sthis prehistoric game.know
371
00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:30,919
- Wow, really?
- What?
372
00:14:30,987 --> 00:14:32,854
I ain't never heard
of this shit.
373
00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:35,523
And you know my hand-eye
coordination ain't that great.
374
00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:38,359
- It doesn't have to be.
You just have to focus.
375
00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:39,694
- All right.
376
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,463
Ow!
377
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:44,832
See, I'm done playing with you.
I'm good.
378
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:46,234
- What's wrong?
379
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,869
- I'm just annoyed.
380
00:14:47,938 --> 00:14:49,070
- About what?
381
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,539
- This shitty-ass job
I've being trying to get.
382
00:14:51,608 --> 00:14:55,677
These training days
are taking up all of my time.
383
00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:58,546
I've been trying to finish
my rewrite for weeks now.
384
00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:00,815
- You gotta be better
about managing your time.
385
00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:03,217
- Yeah, well, I ain't never
really been good at that, so.
386
00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:04,552
- No one is.
387
00:15:04,621 --> 00:15:06,354
That's why
you have to work at it.
388
00:15:06,423 --> 00:15:08,056
- Hmm.
389
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,624
- Don't give up on something
just because
390
00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:12,260
you're not good
at it right away.
391
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,028
- Well, I'm about to give up
on this old-ass game
392
00:15:14,097 --> 00:15:15,396
that you're trying to make--
393
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:18,399
- You wouldn't say that
if your ass was winning.
394
00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:20,068
- Can we go bowling next time?
395
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,070
- Bowling is so unsanitary.
396
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,005
- Germs are good for you!
397
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,509
- No wonder why your bathroom
- is always squeaky clean.e.
398
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:31,946
I was like, "She like the Black
Mommie Dearest or something."
399
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,348
- I'm also a neat freak.
400
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:34,983
- Oh, you definitely a freak.
401
00:15:35,051 --> 00:15:37,752
♪ Every time
I close my eyes-- ♪
402
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:39,287
- Uh-uh, don't make me
come over there.
403
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,356
- I want you to, come on!
404
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:44,025
both: ♪ I wake up
feeling so horny ♪
405
00:15:44,094 --> 00:15:45,593
- What you do about that?
- Oh, I know.
406
00:15:45,662 --> 00:15:48,596
both: ♪ I can't get you
out of my mind ♪
407
00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:51,966
♪ Sexing you is all I see ♪
- Come on!
408
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:55,703
both:
♪ I would give anything ♪
409
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:58,740
♪ Just to make you
understand me ♪
410
00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:00,108
- Ey!
411
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,244
both: ♪ I don't give a damn
about nothing else ♪
412
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:05,580
♪ Freaking you is all... ♪
413
00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:08,182
- Today was really nice.
414
00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:09,717
- Yeah.
415
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:12,053
It's good having everybody
we love in one place.
416
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:16,257
- Thank you
for including me in all this.
417
00:16:16,326 --> 00:16:17,859
- Of course.
418
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:19,861
Wouldn't have it any other way.
419
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,798
- Are you scared?
420
00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:27,602
- Of what?
421
00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:29,804
- Becoming that dude.
422
00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:31,272
- What dude?
423
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:33,307
- The perfect Black dude.
424
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:36,010
With the beautiful wife
and the gorgeous kids.
425
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,945
You're gonna post
those matching pajama pictures
426
00:16:38,014 --> 00:16:40,682
every Christmas.
427
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,251
- I been waiting my whole life
to be that dude.
428
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,086
- I know you have.
429
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:53,394
- What about you?
You ready to be that guy?
430
00:16:53,463 --> 00:16:55,096
- I don't know.
431
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,800
- I'm sure Nia's at home
tacking you
432
00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:00,535
on her vision board right now.
433
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,837
- [laughs]
I'm sure.
434
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:07,141
- What are you gonna do?
435
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:10,445
Just be single and handsome
for the rest of your life
436
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:11,546
and keep posting pictures
of you
437
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,914
and your abs on vacation?
438
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,716
- Hey, that got me
an endorsement deal
439
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,784
with a travel agency.
Don't hate.
440
00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:27,028
- Yeah, sometimes I'm jealous
of how free you are.
441
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,033
- You can be free too.
442
00:17:34,504 --> 00:17:36,137
- Have you met my parents?
443
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:41,709
- You don't have to be straight
for them to be proud of you.
444
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:49,083
- Just because we kissed that
one time
445
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,053
doesn't mean
that I'm not straight.
446
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:54,655
- You don't have
to label yourself at all
447
00:17:56,259 --> 00:17:57,625
- Yes, I do.
448
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:04,999
- I miss you, man.
449
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,970
I miss what we had.
450
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:11,172
I'm sorry we couldn't
explore that.
451
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,844
- I thought we would.
452
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,647
- But then you met Marie.
453
00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:22,116
- No, it's not her fault.
- Yes, it is.
454
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,885
She's perfect.
455
00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:26,187
If I were you,
I would have married her too.
456
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,593
Does she know you like guys?
457
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:38,733
- I don't even know
if I like guys.
458
00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:43,271
You were the only guy
I messed around with.
459
00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:49,243
- And you haven't touched
another guy since?
460
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:53,214
- Nope.
461
00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:55,082
- Well, I feel special.
462
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:03,090
Do you ever think about it?
463
00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:06,494
[soft R&B music]
464
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,162
- About what?
465
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,032
- About what our lives
could have been
466
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,701
if we didn't have
so much to live up to?
467
00:19:21,144 --> 00:19:24,212
- I think about it
all the time.
468
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,880
- Me too.
469
00:19:25,949 --> 00:19:27,181
- But I definitely
still feel the need
470
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,983
to be a good Black son.
471
00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:31,686
- Shit, me too.
You saw me flirting with Nia.
472
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,755
- Yeah, I did.
473
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,795
- Were you jealous?
474
00:19:44,868 --> 00:19:46,367
- Of course, I was.
475
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,002
- ♪ Baby, I promise it's worth it ♪
476
00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:51,439
♪ We grow all the bonds, nobody has to know ♪
477
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:52,807
♪ I promise ♪ that if we make up ♪♪
478
00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:54,175
♪ You'll be glad we tried again ♪
479
00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:55,910
- ♪ You and I ♪
480
00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:58,579
♪ Ooh, you and I ♪
481
00:19:58,648 --> 00:20:01,249
both: ♪ Ooh, you and I was never supposed to happen ♪
482
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:03,918
♪ But I won't be mad if it happens again ♪
483
00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:05,987
♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ You and I ♪
484
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:08,122
- ♪ You and I ♪ - ♪ Ooh, you and I ♪
485
00:20:08,191 --> 00:20:09,657
- ♪ You and I ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
486
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,559
both: ♪ You and I was never supposed to happen ♪
487
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,861
♪ But I won't be mad if it happens again ♪
488
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:15,563
- ♪ Oh ♪
489
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:21,235
♪ ♪
490
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,171
- You should be honest
with Marie.
491
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,641
- That's scary.
492
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,042
- Why?
493
00:20:31,247 --> 00:20:33,381
- 'Cause I don't want
to lose her.
494
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:40,354
♪ ♪
495
00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:54,468
[heartfelt music]
496
00:20:54,537 --> 00:21:01,676
♪ ♪
497
00:21:08,117 --> 00:21:11,252
- ♪ I stumble sometimes ♪
498
00:21:11,321 --> 00:21:15,389
♪ ♪
499
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,759
♪ I lay awake at night ♪
500
00:21:18,828 --> 00:21:22,763
♪ ♪
501
00:21:22,832 --> 00:21:26,334
♪ I drink and I cry ♪
502
00:21:26,402 --> 00:21:28,469
♪ ♪
503
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- Marie?
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- ♪ 'Cause I'm only strong sometimes ♪
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♪ Sometimes ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm okay with losing my mind sometimes ♪
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♪ That's why I only feel strong sometimes ♪
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♪ ♪
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