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I got great news, babe.
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Okay, stir this.
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I said stir it, not stare at it.
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Um...
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as I was saying,
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I just booked our first client
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for our new custom
car wrapping division.
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Ooh! My baby's a mogul.
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Oh, I can see it now.
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See what?
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That Herm�s Birkin bag
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you're gonna buy me when you blow up.
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If I buy a bag for 20K,
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it better come with 40K in it.
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Okay, now I need you to start lining.
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Now, Tina, are you sure that you
can handle working at the shop
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with Tina-licious Cakes
starting to take off?
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I mean, I can always
hire another manager.
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Oh, of course I can, baby.
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I am a multitasking goddess.
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Don't worry, baby. I can handle it all.
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Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
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What was I saying?
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Nothing important.
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All right, let me get
back to being a mogul.
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Um...
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- Uh, babe?
- Yeah, babe?
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Um... Never mind.
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Have a great day, sweet cheeks.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Can I do unicorn cupcakes?
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Oh, for five dollars a pop,
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I'll hop on a unicorn
and deliver them myself.
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Okay, all right, thanks for calling.
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Where are you gonna find a unicorn?
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Well, with that head
full of hair of yours,
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I'm gonna slap this cone on your head
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and ride your ass over there, come on!
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Giddy up!
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Wow, Tina, your business
is really taking off.
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I want to be you when I grow up.
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Ooh, and I just booked another car wrap
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for the auto shop. Boom!
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Oh. Hey, what's cooking, good lookings?
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Hey, hon! Tina had so
many bakery orders,
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she ran out of space in her kitchen.
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You know, well, I'd love to help,
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but, uh, I'm busy with youth baseball.
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You're looking at the new assistant
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to the assistant coach of
the Pasadena Dodgers.
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Doesn't that just make you a team dad?
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Uh, does a team dad wear a cup?
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I don't know how to answer that.
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You know, Tina, you're
really taking on a lot.
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Um, Gemma, you dare doubt a woman
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whose cupcakes taste
like manna from heaven?
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Ah...
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I'll be fine. I'm killing it at the
auto shop as I always do.
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And Tina-licious Cakes
is a dream come true.
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- All right.
- Won't He do it?!
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Oh, Calvin taught me this.
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- Oh.
- Yes, He will!
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Oh, okay!
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Here we go, eyes on the ball.
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Way to go, Grover!
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I missed it by a whole foot.
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Yes, you did, but that's two
feet closer than last time.
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Yeah, you know what, why don't
you just, uh, go some water,
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we'll start working on your, uh...
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Everything else.
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Yes.
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Hey, you know what, buddy, it's okay.
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- You're gonna get better.
- You're a good dad.
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But a terrible liar.
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Hey, Coach, I've been going
over your team practice stats,
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and we're on track to lose
every game this season.
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Oh, man, this is my JV
pickleball team all over again.
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Hey, Ariel and her son,
Eli, are stopping by.
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Oh, y'all still making out in cars?
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Nah, we're way past that.
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Last time was the
bedroom display at Ikea.
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- Hey, how you been?
- What's going on?
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Hey! Hey, Eli!
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What's going on?
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We were just in the neighborhood,
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so we thought we'd just
stop by and say hi.
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"In the neighborhood"?
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It took us an hour to get here.
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Anyway... Let's take a
picture for my followers.
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#CoupleGoals.
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Ah, okay.
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All right! Uh, make sure you tag me.
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- Yeah.
- Tag you?
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Since when do you care
about social media?
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You thought a hashtag came
on the side of a McMuffin.
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Hey, Eli, do you play baseball?
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Nah. I'm more into basketball.
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Malcolm is a really good coach.
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You should give it a try.
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Uh, yeah, let's grab you a bat
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- and let's see what you got.
- All right, let's do it!
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All right, all right.
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- Here you go.
- All right!
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All right, now...
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Gonna start you off nice and easy, okay?
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Yeah, here we go.
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Oh!
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I'm okay!
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All right... I'm just gonna
move further back.
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All right, well, the next
one's gonna come in
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a little bit faster, okay?
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Now get ready.
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Here we go.
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Oh! Oh!
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Ah, okay, good news.
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- Cup worked.
- Yeah!
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All right, Eli.
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You might be a natural, man.
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Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter
like Eli on the team,
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our odds of winning a
game would go up 200%.
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He has got to join the team.
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All right, look, Marty, calm down, okay?
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Eli?
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You have got to join this team.
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Hang on, okay...
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Tina-licious Cakes...
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set.
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And Calvin's Pit Stop...
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booked. Ha!
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Damn I'm good.
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Tina's Calvin Pit...
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I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop.
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Yes, o-of course.
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See you tomorrow, all right.
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- All right.
- Hey, babe... oh!
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- Oh! Oh...
- Damn it, my prettiest toe!
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I'm sorry, baby.
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I had a few of my baking
supplies sent here,
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'cause I couldn't miss the delivery.
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They'll be gone tonight.
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Yeah, okay. I guess it's all right.
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I don't need all my toes.
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But what I do need is for
my employees to get paid.
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You forgot to cut the checks today.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I cut checks on Friday.
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Today is Friday.
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No, today is Thursday,
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because the window
washers come on Friday.
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Hi, Jerry.
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Listen, babe, ever since
we opened the new division,
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you show up late and leave early.
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Now I know it's because you started
your little side business, but...
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if any other employee had done this,
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their ass would be out of here.
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Well, Calvin, I am not
any other employee.
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I'm your wife.
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And I know I've had a few hiccups,
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but trust me when I tell you,
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- I got this.
- All right, Tina.
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Okay.
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Tina's Pit-cakes.
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I did that on purpose.
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Oh, damn!
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- Say hi, sweetie.
- Huh?
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Am I on this?!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Um...
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Hi.
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I brought my fav hard seltzer.
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Love! Oh.
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And this vegan beef jerky is to die for!
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But no animal had to.
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- Try some, babe.
- Oh, okay.
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Hmm, more?
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Oh, he loves it.
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Don't you?
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Yeah, this is very vegan-y.
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Until next time, Ariel Nation.
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Um...
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Are you cool if I spit this out?
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Oh, yeah.
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So... what do you want to do?
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Well, the movie's not
until a couple hours.
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You know what, why
don't we just sit down
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and, uh, and talk to each other?
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I'm down.
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All right, come on.
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Have a seat.
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- Mm.
- Ah!
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All right.
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Hey, hey, hey, babe?
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You look great, but I meant
without your phone.
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Oh, talk.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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So, um...
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How was the rest of your day?
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Fine. I had a salad.
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- Okay. That's...
- Do you want to see a picture of it?
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No. No.
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I know what salads look like.
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Oh. Yeah.
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- So...
- Mm-hmm.
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You want to show me your bedroom?
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Oh!
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No, I understand, sir.
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There's no excuse for ordering
snow tires in Los Angeles.
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I take full responsibility
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for what my wife independently did.
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Yeah, just bring it back in,
and we'll switch them out.
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And I'll throw in a wash. All right.
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Yeah.
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Man, that's the third complaint today.
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But this bad boy's gonna
change my mood right here.
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Midnight black wrapping.
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Interior LED lights.
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I might steal this sucker
from my own shop.
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Yes, I need to speak with
someone in shipping.
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I never got my unicorn
cupcake wrappings.
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You guys just sent black
wrappers and LED lights.
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What the hell?!
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Never mind.
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Oh.
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See, what-what ha-happened was...
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Well, you know, it was
a mix-up. Well, it's...
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It's pretty, though, huh? Right.
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Tina, this is a pretty
damn expensive mistake.
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You know what? I hate to do this.
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I might regret doing this,
but I got to do this.
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You're fired.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, look who finally made it home.
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Not funny, Ella.
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You know I had to take the bus.
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Next time you fire your wife,
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be sure you drive.
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Know what? Tina, that was business.
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It wasn't personal. Uh...
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Hold up. Is that my
18-year-old single malt Scotch
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that I've been saving for when
the Clippers win the championship?
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Oh, it is.
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And it's totally personal.
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Oh, that's cold-blooded, Tina.
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I-I... What is that I smell burning?
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Oh, it's just your last
overpriced Cuban cigar.
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You know, I don't know
why you like these things.
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It smells horrible.
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Have you lost your damn mind?
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No. Just my damn job.
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- How can I help you?
- Oh, hey, guys.
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We still on for Yahtzee?
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Um, is everything okay?
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Everything is fine.
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Oh! I got fired today.
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Wait, what?
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Calvin, how could you? Your own wife?
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Oh, Dave!
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Welcome to Team Tina.
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- Wait, Tina, what happened?
- No, go ahead. Go ahead, Tina.
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Tell 'em the whole story.
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How you made a gang of mistakes.
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First, she didn't pay the light bill.
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00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:53,510
She ordered the wrong
parts for certain cars.
264
00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:57,050
And then she put in that
perfumy soap that I hate
265
00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,885
- in the bathroom. Smell it.
- Oh.
266
00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,971
No, thank you. I already
smelled it when I walked in.
267
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,809
And, by the way, I washed
your drawers in it, too.
268
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,570
To be fair, you did say
269
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,890
Tina-licious Cakes was
taking up all of your time.
270
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:15,260
The devil doesn't need
any advocates, Gemma.
271
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:18,410
I'm just saying, Calvin does
have a business to run.
272
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:19,944
- Oh.
- Exactly.
273
00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,880
Okay, hold on, Gemma. So,
if you hired me to mediate
274
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,537
at your school and I made a mistake...
275
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,730
- A gang of mistakes.
- Okay.
276
00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:31,126
- You would fire me on the spot?
- Hell yeah.
277
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:32,749
Wow.
278
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,421
Who are you?
279
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,270
Welcome to Team Calvin, all right?
280
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,428
Well, thanks to one of
you for stopping by.
281
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,055
And I was talking about Dave.
282
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,610
- Yeah, yeah, I-I got it.
- You know what?
283
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,186
- I need a drink. Give me this, Dave.
- What?
284
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,780
Yeah.
285
00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:54,810
Mm. Mm! What the hell?
286
00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,390
You know, it was too Scotch-y,
287
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,987
so I added Mountain Dew to the bottle.
288
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:06,360
Yo, that was our best practice yet.
289
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,621
- But I still didn't hit the ball.
- Yeah,
290
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:11,210
but you know what? Every time you swung,
291
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,834
you stayed on your feet.
292
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,030
Oh, my God, I'm gonna go tell Mom.
293
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:17,421
I'm an athlete!
294
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,382
Yeah.
295
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,510
Team is looking pretty good.
We should celebrate.
296
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,637
Yeah. Well, looks like we got some...
297
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,681
hard seltzer and some vegan jerky.
298
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:29,470
Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again.
299
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,930
Well, Ariel brought this
nasty stuff over, but, uh...
300
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,110
I guess one man's trash
301
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,566
is another man's trash.
302
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,870
Hey, how's it going with her?
303
00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:41,780
And you better say great, because
her kid is the key to us winning.
304
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,250
Well, to be honest, fellas,
305
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:46,010
Ariel and I have a ton
of physical chemistry,
306
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,190
but, uh, not much else.
307
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:49,620
I think I might have
to break up with her.
308
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,331
N-No, no.
309
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,583
Uh...
310
00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,750
Malcolm, y-you need to make that work.
311
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,087
At least until playoffs.
312
00:13:57,090 --> 00:14:00,410
Uh, Dave, that is months away.
313
00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:02,842
I-I'm not sure this relationship
is gonna last that long.
314
00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:04,499
Well, look, you're gonna
have to suck it up,
315
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,010
because if you break up with her,
316
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,609
she is gonna pull her son from the team,
317
00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:11,560
and, Malcolm, Grover needs a win.
318
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,979
Whoa, Dave, it sounds
like you need a win.
319
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,350
Well, can't it be both?
320
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,720
Okay, man, I... I guess
I can make it work.
321
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,220
What?
322
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,040
Malcolm, you're not seriously
considering using a woman
323
00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,494
so that a youth baseball
team can win a trophy?
324
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,455
Okay. You know, look, I'm
just trying to save Grover
325
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,750
from a lifetime of therapy.
326
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:37,919
And "using" is such an ugly word.
327
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,070
Okay. Well, as someone
who has been to therapy...
328
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,240
Mind your business.
329
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,530
I got some other words
for what's happening here.
330
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,150
How about manipulating?
331
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,630
Deceiving?
332
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,039
Exploiting!
333
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,049
All right. You know what, Marty?
334
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:51,509
I've got a couple words for you, too.
335
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:52,680
How about "stay out of it"?!
336
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,070
All right.
337
00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:59,430
- Let's see what you got next.
- Okay.
338
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,401
Mm, mm. Mmm.
339
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,480
Okay.
340
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,510
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm?
341
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,100
Chocolate-covered strawberries.
342
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:09,701
Wow.
343
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:12,078
You are killing this
blindfold fruit challenge.
344
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,970
- Mmm.
- Now let's see
345
00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:17,230
- if you know what this is.
- Okay.
346
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:21,504
Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that-that...
That tastes like round two.
347
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,090
Yeah. Uh...
348
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,634
Maybe this time we can
take it to the bedroom.
349
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,059
Oh. I like that.
350
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,910
- Aah.
- Oh. Uh, let me get those for you.
351
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,510
Yeah.
352
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,220
You know, I got to say,
353
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:37,720
this is a lot more fun than the
last time I was in handcuffs.
354
00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,482
I thought you said this
was your first time.
355
00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:42,380
Oh.
356
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:45,060
Yeah, I, uh, got arrested at a protest.
357
00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,110
- Oh.
- Yeah.
358
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,680
I've been to one of those.
359
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:49,770
Wait. Oh, really?
360
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,109
- Mm-hmm.
- Which one did you go to?
361
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:53,160
W-Was it BLM, climate change
362
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,220
or, uh, universal health care?
363
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,150
I can't remember,
364
00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,709
but it was lit!
365
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:03,990
I mean, I get the best pictures
366
00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,257
just walking through the tear gas.
367
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,512
It's like the police gave
us the perfect filter.
368
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,910
I even got 5,000 more followers
after that photo shoot.
369
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,140
Do you mean "protest"?
370
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,100
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
371
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,390
Uh...
372
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:26,100
Damn it, I can't do this no more.
373
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,290
Relax, honey.
374
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,531
I found the key.
375
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,100
No. No. Ariel, I'm...
I'm talking about us.
376
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,560
I, uh...
377
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:37,790
Look, I appreciate you in so many ways.
378
00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:41,042
You know? I mean, so many ways.
379
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,330
In ways I didn't even
think was possible.
380
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,754
- Oh.
- You know? 'Cause we...
381
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:48,350
And... Damn it. We...
382
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,927
We just don't have enough in common.
383
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:52,549
You know?
384
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,009
I mean, I'm much more
of a private person,
385
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:57,260
and you... you live your
life on social media.
386
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,310
We just...
387
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,760
We on a different vibe.
388
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,290
To be honest...
389
00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,180
I feel the same way.
390
00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:10,840
It's just that you're so great with Eli,
391
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:13,399
and I didn't want to ruin it for him.
392
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,310
Wait, seriously?
393
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,050
You know, I was worried
that if we broke up,
394
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,621
you would pull him off the team.
395
00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:20,130
No way.
396
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:23,750
You and baseball have
been so amazing for him.
397
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,046
I was only hanging in there
because I thought you'd cut him.
398
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,133
Well, looks like we finally
found something in common.
399
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,550
Friends? Oh.
400
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,474
Friends.
401
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,270
Tina? What are you doing here?
402
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:47,350
All right, Calvin, you were right.
403
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,680
I couldn't handle both jobs.
404
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,850
I just didn't want to admit it.
405
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,781
So, I'm-a give up Tina-licious Cakes
406
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,180
and come back to the shop.
407
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,970
And I promise to be fully
committed this time.
408
00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,550
Wait.
409
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,870
You gonna give up after all
that you put into your business?
410
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:05,168
Well, when it was just you and the boys,
411
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,870
baking brought me so much happiness,
412
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,005
but with Tina-licious Cakes,
there's just too much pressure.
413
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,673
Hmm.
414
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,926
So, you just punking out?
415
00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,720
Who you calling a punk?
416
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,182
Don't make me go Compton up in here.
417
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,720
Come on, Tina. Just admit that
you're afraid you're gonna fail.
418
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:26,070
I'm not afraid of anything.
419
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:29,180
It's just terrifying
to think about that.
420
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,939
Look,
421
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:35,100
Calvin, 50% of new businesses
fail after five years.
422
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,590
That's true.
423
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,560
But you helped launch this one,
424
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,560
and look at us now.
425
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,970
With your smarts and talent,
426
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,250
any business that you focus on
427
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:47,919
and put your all into is gonna be great.
428
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,461
You really think so?
429
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,047
I know so.
430
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:54,810
You know what? I'll hire a shop manager.
431
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:58,580
And you just keep focusing
on building your empire.
432
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,280
And soon, one day,
433
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,430
you can buy yourself
that damn Birkin bag.
434
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,689
Lord knows I'm not buying it.
435
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,310
Stop.
436
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,909
I mean, you can get me a new
bottle of Scotch, though.
437
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:09,982
Oh, I'm not buying.
438
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:12,390
Oh, my God.
439
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,404
- What have you done to my car?
- Uh,
440
00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,270
look, ma'am, I'm sorry.
441
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,569
I didn't get a chance to call you,
442
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:20,600
but this is our mistake,
and we'll take care of it.
443
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,100
A mistake?
444
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:24,664
It's like you put wheels on a rainbow!
445
00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,874
So, you like it?
446
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,669
Wouldn't you want to drive a rainbow?
447
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,789
Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure.
448
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,510
Yeah.
449
00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:37,169
I hate to say this.
450
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:39,053
I might regret saying this.
451
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,850
But I have to say this.
452
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,970
You're welcome.
453
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:53,010
Hey, Tina?
454
00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:54,940
I got a surprise for you.
455
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,440
I'm too tired to check under
your hood tonight, Calvin.
456
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:01,170
Look, I promise you're gonna love it.
457
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:03,790
Now, it's no Birkin bag, but...
458
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:09,208
Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!
459
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:12,962
A car with my face on it?!
460
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,850
Oh!
461
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,842
A Birkin could never!
462
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,218
Oh!
463
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,719
Thank you, Calvin.
464
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,700
I just wanted to show you
465
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,057
that I believe in you and your business.
466
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,350
You are the sweetest.
467
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:31,010
Now, why don't you lock up
468
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,770
so I can unwrap you.
469
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,470
Mm.
470
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,940
Uh, Joe?
471
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,670
Time to get on up out of here, man.
472
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:49,920
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