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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,533 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 2 00:00:03,598 --> 00:00:06,365 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 3 00:00:06,429 --> 00:00:11,532 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 4 00:00:11,591 --> 00:00:13,857 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 5 00:00:13,922 --> 00:00:16,889 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 6 00:00:16,952 --> 00:00:20,688 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ? 7 00:00:22,615 --> 00:00:25,182 ? FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ? 8 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:27,813 ? BEANS DON'T BURN ON THE GRILL ? 9 00:00:27,876 --> 00:00:30,411 ? TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF TRYIN' ? 10 00:00:30,474 --> 00:00:32,974 ? JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL ? 11 00:00:33,038 --> 00:00:35,406 ? NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES ? 12 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:38,104 ? GETTIN' OUR TURN AT BAT ? 13 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:40,635 ? AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ? 14 00:00:40,699 --> 00:00:41,976 ? AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT ? 15 00:00:41,997 --> 00:00:45,365 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 16 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:48,262 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 17 00:00:48,326 --> 00:00:52,861 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 18 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:56,256 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 19 00:00:56,319 --> 00:00:58,786 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 20 00:00:58,849 --> 00:01:05,688 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ?? 21 00:01:08,907 --> 00:01:11,141 HEY, MAN, WHAT KIND OF TAILOR ARE YOU? 22 00:01:11,206 --> 00:01:13,540 LOOK, I KNOW I SAID I'D PICK IT UP MYSELF, 23 00:01:13,603 --> 00:01:15,537 BUT SOMETHING'S COME UP AND I CAN'T. 24 00:01:15,602 --> 00:01:17,769 SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DELIVER. 25 00:01:17,832 --> 00:01:20,066 HEY, LOOK, MAN, I DON'T CARE HOW BUSY YOU ARE. 26 00:01:20,131 --> 00:01:23,999 I NEED THAT TUXEDO, AND I NEED IT BY 5:00 TODAY. 27 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:27,530 I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I CAN'T MAKE IT DOWNTOWN. 28 00:01:27,591 --> 00:01:30,859 BECAUSE I GOT TO STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF MY SICK MOTHER. 29 00:01:30,921 --> 00:01:34,190 YEAH. SHE'S GOT A TEMPERATURE OF 103. 30 00:01:34,253 --> 00:01:36,419 LIONEL! HEY, MAN, YOU HEAR THAT? 31 00:01:36,483 --> 00:01:39,017 YOU JUST MADE ME WAKE UP MY SICK MOTHER. 32 00:01:40,946 --> 00:01:44,148 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? I'LL BE WITH YOU IN JUST A SEC, MOM. 33 00:01:44,210 --> 00:01:46,210 LOOK, MAN, NOW, YOU BETTER DELIVER TODAY, 34 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:48,915 OTHERWISE I'M GONNA STOP PAYMENT ON THE CHECK, YOU DIG? 35 00:01:48,972 --> 00:01:51,551 SO UNLESS IF YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER DUDE WHO'S SHAPED EXACTLY LIKE ME, 36 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:54,871 YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK WITH A TUXEDO. 37 00:01:54,934 --> 00:01:56,900 OH, YOU WILL DELIVER TODAY? 38 00:01:56,965 --> 00:01:59,766 WELL, I CERTAINLY APPRECIATE YOUR COOPERATION. 39 00:01:59,830 --> 00:02:03,965 YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A GOOD DAY. 40 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:07,239 LIONEL, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT TUXEDO UNTIL SATURDAY NIGHT. 41 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:10,891 THAT'S RIGHT. WHY DID YOU TELL THE STORE YOU NEEDED IT TODAY? 42 00:02:10,953 --> 00:02:13,954 THAT'S JUST BUSINESS, MOM. SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO MAKE THEM JUMP. 43 00:02:14,017 --> 00:02:16,062 I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T HOLLER, THEY WON'T KNOW YOU'RE THERE. 44 00:02:16,082 --> 00:02:18,882 YOU SOUND JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 45 00:02:18,946 --> 00:02:21,280 OH, THANKS, MOM. 46 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:26,312 I DIDN'T MEAN IT AS A COMPLIMENT. WHAT'D I DO WRONG? 47 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:28,673 YOU WERE VERY RUDE TO THAT MAN. 48 00:02:28,738 --> 00:02:30,705 DID YOU HAVE TO YELL AT HIM LIKE THAT? 49 00:02:30,769 --> 00:02:35,072 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: IT'S THE SQUEAKY WHEEL THAT GETS THE GREASE. 50 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:39,202 JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET RUN OVER BY YOUR OWN GREASY WHEEL. 51 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,893 HI, WEEZ. 52 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:47,128 OH, GEORGE, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME. I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 53 00:02:47,189 --> 00:02:49,800 FINE. IS THERE SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU? THAT'S WHAT HUSBANDS ARE FOR. 54 00:02:49,819 --> 00:02:53,020 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO, YOU ALWAYS GOT ME. 55 00:02:53,084 --> 00:02:55,724 SO WHATEVER IT IS, JUST NAME IT AND I'M READY TO LISTEN. 56 00:02:55,781 --> 00:03:00,050 WELL, I... BUT NOT NOW. I HAD A ROUGH MORNING. 57 00:03:00,111 --> 00:03:02,178 IT'S ABOUT LIONEL. 58 00:03:02,242 --> 00:03:04,842 HOW'S THE COFFEE? YOU SURE? IT'S HOT. 59 00:03:04,906 --> 00:03:07,541 OW! NEXT TIME, YOU'LL BELIEVE ME. 60 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,737 WHAT ABOUT LIONEL? 61 00:03:09,802 --> 00:03:12,881 HE WAS ON THE PHONE JUST NOW, SHOUTING AT THE TAILOR... 62 00:03:12,899 --> 00:03:16,101 TO DELIVER HIS TUXEDO TWO DAYS BEFORE HE NEEDED IT. 63 00:03:16,164 --> 00:03:18,097 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 64 00:03:18,162 --> 00:03:22,164 HE CONNED THE MAN INTO PROMISING HE'LL DELIVER IT BY 5:00 TONIGHT. 65 00:03:22,225 --> 00:03:26,094 RIGHT ON. HE SAID HE COULDN'T PICK IT UP HIMSELF... 66 00:03:26,155 --> 00:03:28,266 BECAUSE HE HAD TO TAKE CARE OF HIS SICK MOTHER! 67 00:03:28,286 --> 00:03:31,654 OH, I'M SORRY, WEEZY. YOU AIN'T FEELIN' GOOD? 68 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:39,152 GEORGE, THIS IS SERIOUS. YOUR SON WAS PUSHY, LOUD AND RUDE. 69 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,655 IS THE GUY GONNA DELIVER THE TUXEDO? YES, BUT... 70 00:03:41,674 --> 00:03:46,010 THAT'S MY BOY! THAT'S NOT MY BOY. 71 00:03:46,071 --> 00:03:49,939 LOOK, WEEZY, YOU GOT TO BE THAT WAY TO GET BY IN THAT JUNGLE OUT THERE. 72 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:51,967 SO STOP ARGUING AND GET MY LUNCH. 73 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:56,301 IT'S YOUR JUNGLE, GEORGE. GET YOUR OWN COCONUT! 74 00:04:03,489 --> 00:04:06,123 HEY, LOOK, I'M SORRY, WEEZY. LOOK, IF YOU'RE THAT UPSET... 75 00:04:06,186 --> 00:04:08,231 AND IT'S THAT MUCH OF A PROBLEM, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. 76 00:04:08,252 --> 00:04:11,353 WELL, HALLELUJAH. I FINALLY GOT THROUGH TO YOU. 77 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:14,195 I THOUGHT I HAD TO TAKE A NUMBER AND WAIT IN LINE. 78 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,480 LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO COME ON SO STRONG, WEEZY, 79 00:04:16,544 --> 00:04:18,478 BUT YOU GOT TO KNOW THAT'S MY WAY. 80 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:22,044 YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, I HAD TO CLAW AND SCRATCH MY WAY UP THE LADDER. 81 00:04:22,107 --> 00:04:25,174 THERE HE GOES AGAIN. HALF THE TIME, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE NO LADDER. 82 00:04:25,237 --> 00:04:28,271 I KNOW, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT WITH LIONEL. 83 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,868 HE'S HAD ADVANTAGES THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD. 84 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:32,865 YEAH, LIKE AN ELEVATOR. 85 00:04:34,229 --> 00:04:37,630 GEORGE, WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 86 00:04:37,692 --> 00:04:40,904 THERE'S NO NEED FOR LIONEL TO BEHAVE THE WAY YOU DID. 87 00:04:40,922 --> 00:04:43,134 HE'S DOING OKAY WITHOUT THAT. 88 00:04:43,154 --> 00:04:45,488 BUT OKAY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR A JEFFERSON. 89 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:50,322 OKAY IS ONLY OKAY FOR TALL BLOND KIDS WITH BLUE EYES. 90 00:04:51,713 --> 00:04:55,582 THAT'S TERRIBLE. IT SURE IS. 91 00:04:57,042 --> 00:05:00,077 I MEANT WHAT YOU SAID. 92 00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:02,499 LOOK, WEEZY, LET'S FACE IT. LIONEL IS GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT... 93 00:05:02,537 --> 00:05:04,471 FOR EVERYTHING HE GETS, JUST LIKE I DID. 94 00:05:04,535 --> 00:05:06,735 IT'S PART OF OUR BLACK HERITAGE. 95 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,268 IT'S CALLED "CHUTZPAH." 96 00:05:11,596 --> 00:05:14,564 CHUTZPAH? THAT'S A JEWISH WORD. 97 00:05:14,626 --> 00:05:16,994 SO WAS "GHETTO" TILL WE GOT AHOLD OF IT. 98 00:05:19,756 --> 00:05:21,734 HEY, POP. HEY, LIONEL, HOW YOU DOIN'? 99 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:24,555 - ALL RIGHT. - HOLD IT, LIONEL. 100 00:05:24,618 --> 00:05:26,852 GEORGE, DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO HIM? 101 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:30,818 OH, YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT. LIONEL, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 102 00:05:33,977 --> 00:05:37,312 HEY, POP, A CHRONOMETER. HEY, THAT'S HIP. 103 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:39,474 NOT A CHRONOMETER. THE CHRONOMETER. 104 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,717 THE ONE WE SAW IN THE WINDOW, WALKIN' DOWN FIFTH AVENUE. 105 00:05:41,737 --> 00:05:44,216 TELLS YOU THE TIME, TELLS YOU THE DAY, TELLS YOU THE DATE... 106 00:05:44,235 --> 00:05:46,402 AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD YOU GOT CLASS. 107 00:05:46,466 --> 00:05:48,433 HAH! 108 00:05:49,862 --> 00:05:52,496 GEORGE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 109 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,827 BUT WHAT FOR? IT'S NOT HIS BIRTHDAY OR ANYTHING. 110 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:56,970 I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY TO SHOW HIM THAT I LOVE HIM. 111 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,835 HEY, THANKS, POP. HEY. 112 00:05:59,854 --> 00:06:02,588 IT WAS A LOVELY THING TO DO. HOW MUCH DID IT COST? 113 00:06:02,651 --> 00:06:05,819 LOOK, IT'S A GIFT. YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE PRICE. 114 00:06:05,882 --> 00:06:08,783 IT MUST BE AT LEAST $100. 115 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:11,447 THREE-FIFTY. 116 00:06:11,511 --> 00:06:15,947 THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS FOR A WATCH? 117 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:18,040 NIGGA, PLEASE! 118 00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:32,297 LOOK, THE BOY'S GOT TO KNOW THE TIME, DON'T HE? 119 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,872 HEY, THIS IS GONNA LOOK GREAT SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN I WEAR MY NEW TUX. 120 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:37,502 WHERE YOU GOIN'? TO THIS POLITICAL DINNER. IT'S A FUND RAISER. 121 00:06:37,521 --> 00:06:40,322 FIFTY DOLLARS A PLATE. IT AIN'T WORTH NO FIFTY DOLLARS. 122 00:06:40,386 --> 00:06:43,888 YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO KEEP THE PLATE. FIFTY DOLLARS! 123 00:06:43,949 --> 00:06:48,085 IT'S 100. I'M TAKING JENNY. THEN THEY OUGHT TO BE PAYING YOU $100. 124 00:06:48,145 --> 00:06:51,080 WELL, IT'S ONLY MONEY, POP. BESIDES, I'M JUST DOING WHAT YOU DO: 125 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:53,510 SPEND, SPEND, SPEND. 126 00:06:53,574 --> 00:06:55,507 THAT'S ONLY HALF OF WHAT I DO. 127 00:06:55,572 --> 00:06:58,606 THE OTHER PART IS WORK, WORK, WORK. 128 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:01,316 WELL, I WAS JUST KIDDING. JENNY'S TAKING ME TO DINNER. OH. 129 00:07:01,335 --> 00:07:04,236 SHE'S A VOLUNTEER WORKER FOR ONE OF THE CANDIDATES IN THE PRIMARY, 130 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,509 SO LIKE THEY JUST GAVE HER A COUPLE OF FREE TICKETS. [Doorbell Rings] 131 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:08,897 FREE? OH, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 132 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,840 NOW THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HURT YOU IS THE FOOD. 133 00:07:11,859 --> 00:07:14,792 OH, HI, LOUISE. HI, MRS. JEFFERSON. 134 00:07:14,856 --> 00:07:17,522 COME IN. 135 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:19,553 HELLO, GEORGE. 136 00:07:19,617 --> 00:07:21,952 GOOD-BYE, HELEN. 137 00:07:22,016 --> 00:07:24,083 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT YOUR LUNCH? 138 00:07:24,148 --> 00:07:27,182 - I SUDDENLY LOST MY APPETITE. - GEORGE! 139 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:28,941 LOOK, LET'S FACE IT, WEEZY. SHE CAME TO SEE 140 00:07:28,962 --> 00:07:30,682 YOU, NOT ME. I'D ONLY BE IN THE WAY, RIGHT? 141 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,143 WRONG AS USUAL, GEORGE. I CAME TO SEE YOU. 142 00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:35,240 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, THE ANSWER'S NO. 143 00:07:35,305 --> 00:07:37,582 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT BEFORE YOU HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY? 144 00:07:37,602 --> 00:07:41,305 EASY. I JUST START TALKIN' BEFORE SHE DOES. 145 00:07:41,366 --> 00:07:43,834 IF YOU'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE, GEORGE, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU... 146 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,364 ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WILL DO US BOTH A LOT OF GOOD. 147 00:07:46,428 --> 00:07:49,863 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO DIVORCE WHITEY. 148 00:07:49,926 --> 00:07:52,626 POP! IT'S ALL RIGHT, LIONEL. 149 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:54,623 I'M GOING TO LET THAT PASS, GEORGE. 150 00:07:54,688 --> 00:07:57,455 YOU ARE? YOU AIN'T NO FUN AT ALL TODAY. 151 00:07:59,084 --> 00:08:01,018 THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW. 152 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:02,877 BUT MEANWHILE, YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CONGRESSIONAL 153 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:04,291 PRIMARY THAT'S COMING UP, DON'T YOU? 154 00:08:04,313 --> 00:08:06,546 UH-HUH. I'M WORKING FOR ONE OF THE CANDIDATES, 155 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,645 AND I'D LIKE TO PUT SOME OF HIS POSTERS IN YOUR STORE WINDOW. 156 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:11,775 OKAY. WHAT? 157 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,473 YOU HEARD ME. OKAY. YOU COULD PUT THEM IN THE WINDOW. 158 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:18,206 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EARS. I CAN'T BELIEVE HIS MOUTH. 159 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,566 YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. YOU COULD PUT YOUR POSTERS IN MY WINDOW, 160 00:08:22,630 --> 00:08:24,697 AND IT'LL ONLY COST YOU 50 BUCKS A WEEK. 161 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,995 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. THIS IS AN INDEPENDENT CAMPAIGN... 162 00:08:29,058 --> 00:08:31,325 SUPPORTED BY VOLUNTARY CONTRIBUTIONS. 163 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:34,123 I GIVE MY TIME, THE PRINTER GIVES THE POSTERS... 164 00:08:34,187 --> 00:08:38,489 AND I'LL GIVE MY ADVICE. FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER WINDOW. 165 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:41,162 JENNY, LET'S GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND GET A COKE. BUT THEY'RE FIGHTING. 166 00:08:41,181 --> 00:08:44,215 THAT'S OKAY. WE CAN HEAR IN THE KITCHEN. 167 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:46,315 THERE'S NO USE ASKING YOU ANYTHING. SOMETIMES 168 00:08:46,335 --> 00:08:48,076 I THINK I OUGHT HAVE MY HEAD EXAMINED. 169 00:08:48,142 --> 00:08:51,376 THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY OTHER PIECE OF ADVICE. 170 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:55,215 YOU KNOW, I CHANGED MY MIND. I DON'T WANT NO COKE. 171 00:08:55,236 --> 00:08:58,971 HOW ABOUT SOME ORANGE JUICE? NO, NO, I HAD THAT FOR BREAKFAST. 172 00:08:59,031 --> 00:09:01,498 UH, YOU WANT SOME MILK? NO, THANKS. 173 00:09:01,563 --> 00:09:04,030 WELL, THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT? 174 00:09:04,094 --> 00:09:07,162 THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 175 00:09:07,225 --> 00:09:10,159 LIONEL JEFFERSON, YOU TRICKED ME. MM-HMM. COME HERE. 176 00:09:10,223 --> 00:09:12,504 IF YOU LAY A HAND ON ME, I'M GONNA SCREAM. 177 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,620 HELP. 178 00:09:16,084 --> 00:09:18,017 HELP. 179 00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:22,514 LIONEL, CAN WE TALK SERIOUSLY FOR A MINUTE? 180 00:09:22,577 --> 00:09:25,645 SURE. SERIOUSLY, LET'S DO THAT SOME MORE. 181 00:09:25,709 --> 00:09:27,687 WILL YOU STOP MESSIN' AROUND? 182 00:09:27,707 --> 00:09:29,707 YEAH, WHEN I'M ABOUT 90, MAYBE 100. 183 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:35,105 LIONEL, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN. 184 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:37,212 I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO GET INVOLVED. 185 00:09:37,232 --> 00:09:43,169 OH, YEAH, ME TOO. LIONEL, DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME? 186 00:09:43,227 --> 00:09:45,794 GETTING INVOLVED IN POLITICS IS IMPORTANT. 187 00:09:45,858 --> 00:09:48,959 MM-HMM. AM I BORING YOU? 188 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,033 OH, NO, NO. I LIKE HEARING ABOUT POLITICIANS. 189 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:53,231 IF YOU WANT ME TO, I COULD EVEN GO SEE A COUPLE OF THEM... 190 00:09:53,251 --> 00:09:56,352 ON VISITING DAY. OKAY. 191 00:09:56,415 --> 00:09:58,782 OKAY, OKAY. IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED, FORGET IT. 192 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:01,559 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY, JENNY. HEY, YOU'RE REALLY INTO THIS, HUH? 193 00:10:01,577 --> 00:10:03,977 I'D LIKE TO BE EVEN MORE INTO IT. 194 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:07,110 RIGHT NOW ALL I'M DOING IS GOING FOR COFFEE AND STUFFING ENVELOPES. 195 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,139 WELL, THAT'S IMPORTANT TOO. 196 00:10:09,204 --> 00:10:11,587 YEAH, BUT I SURE WISH I COULD GET ON THE 197 00:10:11,607 --> 00:10:14,436 STEERING COMMITTEE. THAT'S WHERE THE ACTION IS. 198 00:10:14,499 --> 00:10:18,902 SO GET ON IT. NO CHANCE. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE YET. 199 00:10:18,962 --> 00:10:23,431 BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS... YOU WANT TO GET ON THAT COMMITTEE REAL BAD. 200 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:25,424 YEAH, SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT. 201 00:10:26,589 --> 00:10:28,589 OKAY. OKAY, YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 202 00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:31,855 IT'S TIME I GOT INVOLVED TOO. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 203 00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:35,219 OF COURSE I AM. OH, LIONEL! 204 00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:39,546 HELP! HELP! 205 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,655 IT'S NO USE, HELEN. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE WITH HIM. 206 00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:47,633 YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP. 207 00:10:47,671 --> 00:10:52,239 I WOULD'VE GIVEN UP LONG AGO, BUT THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. 208 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,579 I AM GOING TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION ON YOU IF IT KILLS ME. 209 00:10:55,596 --> 00:10:57,997 IN THAT CASE, IMPRESS ME. 210 00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:03,027 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, GEORGE. DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT... 211 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:06,591 THE ONE MAN WHO'S TRYING TO DO SOMETHING TO IMPROVE LOW-INCOME HOUSING? 212 00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:08,220 THAT DIDN'T IMPRESS ME. 213 00:11:08,286 --> 00:11:11,599 A MAN WHO'S GENUINELY INTERESTED IN HELPING THE BLACK COMMUNITY. 214 00:11:11,616 --> 00:11:15,518 NOW YOU'RE GETTING WARM. A LITTLE INTEREST AT LAST. 215 00:11:15,579 --> 00:11:17,625 THE WAY YOU WERE GOING ON, I DIDN'T THINK YOU EVEN KNEW... 216 00:11:17,645 --> 00:11:20,846 THAT POMEROY WAS RUNNING AGAINST GRAVES IN THE PRIMARY. 217 00:11:20,908 --> 00:11:23,575 WAIT A MINUTE. IS GRAVES THE BLACK DUDE? 218 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,718 YES, BUT... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER? 219 00:11:25,738 --> 00:11:29,405 BECAUSE YOUR MOUTH GOT IN THE WAY. 220 00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:31,507 SURE. I'LL BE GLAD TO PUT THE POSTERS IN MY WINDOW. 221 00:11:31,532 --> 00:11:33,766 GEORGE, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 222 00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:35,831 LOOK, JUST GIVE ME THE POSTER. 223 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,162 HEY! HEY, THIS IS... 224 00:11:38,227 --> 00:11:41,729 YOU GOT STUCK WITH THE WRONG POSTER. THIS IS POMEROY, THE WHITE DUDE. 225 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:44,992 NOT JUST THE WHITE DUDE. THE RIGHT DUDE. [Doorbell Rings] 226 00:11:45,054 --> 00:11:49,657 NOT FOR MY WINDOW, HE AIN'T THE RIGHT DUDE. YOU MAY BE CRAZY, BUT I AIN'T. 227 00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:53,215 HI, TOM. COME IN. HI, LOUISE. 228 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,744 I JUST WANTED TO SPEAK TO GEORGE ABOUT 229 00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,490 PUTTING UP SOME POSTERS IN HIS STORE WINDOW. 230 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:59,478 - IT'S NO USE, TOM. - OH, HELEN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE. 231 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:01,753 YES, I BEAT YOU TO IT, BUT IT'S HOPELESS. 232 00:12:01,773 --> 00:12:04,852 LET'S GO. IT'S A WASTE OF TIME TALKING TO GEORGE. 233 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:07,270 FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH YOU. BYE. 234 00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:10,214 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. I THINK I CAN MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND... 235 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:13,968 ABOUT MY POSTERS, GEORGE. NO ONE CAN MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND. 236 00:12:14,029 --> 00:12:17,598 THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO FIND IT. 237 00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:24,159 WELL, THEY SAY THAT ONE PICTURE IS WORTH A 10,000 WORDS. 238 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,398 HEY, THAT'S GRAVES, THE BLACK DUDE! LOOK AT THAT, WEEZY. 239 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,718 HE NOT ONLY MARRIES 'EM, HE EVEN VOTES FOR 'EM. 240 00:12:32,546 --> 00:12:34,580 TOM, YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG POSTER. 241 00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,844 NO, I HAVEN'T. BUT YOU'RE FOR POMEROY. 242 00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:40,110 NO, HELEN, YOU JUST ASSUMED I WAS FOR POMEROY. I'M FOR GRAVES. 243 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:43,007 HOW CAN YOU BE FOR GRAVES? HE'S A POLITICAL HACK. 244 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,236 A GREEDY, CALLOUS, SELF-SEEKING... 245 00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:48,102 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! DON'T BE RUNNING DOWN MY MAN! 246 00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:52,676 IS GRAVES YOUR CANDIDATE? OUR CANDIDATE! 247 00:12:52,695 --> 00:12:55,796 COME ON, NEIGHBOR, LET'S PUT OUR CANDIDATE IN MY WINDOW. 248 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,992 [Laughs] 249 00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:21,108 DINNER WILL BE READY IN A FEW MINUTES. 250 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:23,448 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY FOR ME. 251 00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:29,105 OF COURSE NOT, TOM. I ALWAYS EAT A WHOLE ROAST BY MYSELF. 252 00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:32,264 GOOD, BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT A THING. 253 00:13:32,327 --> 00:13:35,595 SEE? I HAVE TO TAKE SOMETHING TO SETTLE MY STOMACH. 254 00:13:35,658 --> 00:13:37,791 ARE YOU STILL UPSET? [Chuckles] 255 00:13:37,856 --> 00:13:40,423 DON'T BE SILLY, HELEN. WHY SHOULD I BE UPSET? 256 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,799 JUST BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME A LOUSY, BACKSTABBING, 257 00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:45,284 TURNCOAT, SOFT-HEADED LIBERAL? 258 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,617 I HAD MORE, BUT I RAN OUT OF BREATH. 259 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,613 I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH FOR POMEROY. 260 00:13:51,677 --> 00:13:55,579 THEN OUT OF THE BLUE, YOU DO A FLIP-FLOP, AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE FOR GRAVES. 261 00:13:55,641 --> 00:13:57,686 PLEASE, HELEN, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. 262 00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,773 OH, SURE. YOU'D RATHER SWITCH THAN FIGHT. 263 00:14:00,836 --> 00:14:03,904 I KEEP TELLING YOU I DIDN'T SWITCH. 264 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:07,502 I'VE BEEN FOR GRAVES ALL ALONG. IT JUST MAKES COMMON SENSE. 265 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,530 EVEN GEORGE JEFFERSON AGREES WITH ME. 266 00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:14,230 THAT MAKES IT COMMON, BUT IT SURE AS HELL TAKES ALL THE SENSE OUT OF IT. 267 00:14:17,654 --> 00:14:22,591 ALL RIGHT, HELEN. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT ONE THING: GRAVES HAS THE EXPERIENCE. 268 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,729 ONLY AT GETTING REELECTED. JUST TELL ME ONE 269 00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:27,048 GOOD THING HE'S DONE SINCE HE BEEN IN POLITICS. 270 00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:30,849 WELL, HE, UH... HE'S BLACK. 271 00:14:32,442 --> 00:14:34,609 HIS PARENTS DID THAT. 272 00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:39,138 - HELEN, LISTEN... - TOM, WOULD YOU VOTE AGAINST SOMEBODY... 273 00:14:39,202 --> 00:14:41,180 JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK? OF COURSE NOT. 274 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,133 WELL, IT'S JUST AS BAD TO VOTE FOR SOMEBODY... 275 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:47,335 JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK OR WHITE OR PUERTO RICAN. PUERTO RICAN ISN'T A COLOR. 276 00:14:47,395 --> 00:14:52,031 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YES, BUT YOU'RE MISSING MY POINT. 277 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,003 THERE ARE MILLIONS OF BLACK KIDS IN THIS COUNTRY WHO NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK UP TO. 278 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:59,558 THEY NEED ROLE MODELS. THEY NEED GOOD MODELS, NOT A LEMON LIKE GRAVES. 279 00:14:59,618 --> 00:15:02,864 WELL, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE STEP BACKWARDS FOR EVERY TWO STEPS FORWARD. 280 00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:06,484 YES, BUT GRAVES ALWAYS STEPS BACKWARDS. WELL, NOT ALWAYS. 281 00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:10,380 YOU'RE RIGHT. WHEN HE COMES TO AN ISSUE, HE SIDESTEPS IT. 282 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,683 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, HELEN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BLACK AND BE REJECTED? 283 00:15:24,496 --> 00:15:27,798 SOMEHOW THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT. 284 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,528 I THINK YOU'D BETTER EAT SOMETHING, TOM. 285 00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:32,725 YOU'RE GETTING LIGHT-HEADED. 286 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,901 NO, I'M NOT! ALL I'M SAYING IS... 287 00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:38,300 THAT THE MORE BLACKS WE HAVE IN GOVERNMENT, THE BETTER OFF WE ARE. 288 00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:41,786 I MEAN YOU ARE. I-I MEAN WE ARE. 289 00:15:42,781 --> 00:15:45,014 DON'T I? 290 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,113 TOM, THE COUNTRY'S IN TROUBLE. 291 00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:50,276 WE'VE GOT INFLATION, UNEMPLOYMENT. 292 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,408 THIS IS NO TIME FOR TOKENISM. 293 00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:54,751 AND I SAY BLACKS NEED MORE REPRESENTATION! 294 00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:57,104 IS THAT WHY YOU MARRIED ME, FOR REPRESENTATION? 295 00:15:57,167 --> 00:16:00,969 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, HELEN. I DIDN'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK. 296 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:03,665 BUT YOU WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ME JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK. 297 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,463 ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD DO THAT. 298 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,793 THANK YOU FOR YOUR VOTE! 299 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,454 YOU'RE WELCOME! 300 00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,617 WELL, THAT'LL TEACH HER. 301 00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:33,038 [Yawns] 302 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:39,268 COMIN' TO BED, GEORGE? IN A MINUTE. 303 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,865 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 304 00:16:47,191 --> 00:16:50,693 JUST LOOKING THROUGH LIONEL'S MAGAZINE. AIN'T SHE TALL? 305 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,020 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, LOOKIN' AT THAT STUFF! 306 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,884 JUST GETTING THE BARE FACTS, WEEZY. 307 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:01,882 I WOULDN'T POSE LIKE THAT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. 308 00:17:01,945 --> 00:17:05,447 THEY'D NEVER PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS. 309 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:12,574 I'LL REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU COME TO BED. 310 00:17:18,198 --> 00:17:21,265 - HEY, POP. - HEY, LIONEL. 311 00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:25,163 - SEE ANYTHING GOOD? - NO, JUST LOOKIN FOR THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE. 312 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:30,191 - IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE. - OH, WELL. 313 00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,499 I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT WHEN YOU WERE A KID. 314 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,219 'COURSE WE DID. WE JUST DIDN'T PUT 'EM IN MAGAZINES. 315 00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:39,881 WELL, I GUESS I'LL GO TO BED. POP, YOU GOT A SECOND? 316 00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:42,524 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHIN'? SURE. 317 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:44,521 SEE, I GOT THIS FRIEND WHO'S GOT A PROBLEM, 318 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,008 AND THIS FRIEND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. 319 00:17:47,072 --> 00:17:49,640 HE ONLY GOT TWO CHOICES: GET RID OF HER OR MARRY HER. 320 00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:52,137 NO, NO, SEE, IT AIN'T THAT KIND OF PROBLEM. 321 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,522 SEE, THIS FRIEND WOULD LIKE TO GET ON A POLITICAL 322 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,600 COMMITTEE, BUT DOESN'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE. 323 00:17:56,665 --> 00:17:58,876 THEN HE'S WASTIN' HIS TIME, TRYING TO GET ON A COMMITTEE. 324 00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:01,596 IF HE AIN'T GOT NO EXPERIENCE, HE OUGHT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. 325 00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:07,902 BUT SERIOUSLY, POP, NOW SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO GET ON THAT COMMITTEE, 326 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,998 BUT THE COMMITTEE WASN'T READY FOR YOU. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 327 00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,919 WELL, I'D JUST DO WHAT COMES NATURAL. 328 00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:15,051 NO, MY FRIEND AIN'T NO GOOD AT YELLING AND SCREAMING. 329 00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:17,782 I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT YELLING. I'M TALKING ABOUT SWEET TALK. 330 00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:21,347 I'D FIND OUT WHO THE MAIN MAN IN CHARGE OF THE COMMITTEE WAS AND BUTTER HIM UP. 331 00:18:21,409 --> 00:18:24,321 UH-HUH. BUT WHAT IF HE DON'T WANT TO BE BUTTERED UP? 332 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,308 IF HE WON'T TAKE THE BUTTER, LAY SOME BREAD ON HIM. 333 00:18:29,469 --> 00:18:31,802 THAT'S BRIBERY. NO, IT AIN'T. 334 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:35,369 IN POLITICS, YOU DON'T CALL IT BRIBERY. IT'S MAKING A CONTRIBUTION. 335 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,632 BUT WHAT IF THAT DON'T WORK EITHER? 336 00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:40,661 LIONEL, YOU GOT TO HAVE FAITH IN THE SYSTEM. 337 00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:43,126 IT ALWAYS WORKS. THERE'S AN OLD SAYING: 338 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,758 "IF YOU GOT THE DOUGH, THEY DON'T SAY NO." 339 00:18:47,653 --> 00:18:50,920 WHO SAID THAT? GEORGE JEFFERSON. 340 00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:58,782 WOULD YOU BELIEVE? TWO WHOLE DAYS, TOM AND I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER. 341 00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:01,377 HE MUST'VE MADE YOU REAL MAD. 342 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,807 IT WASN'T MY IDEA. TOM STARTED IT. 343 00:19:03,872 --> 00:19:06,540 WELL, HOW CAN YOU STAND ALL THAT QUIET? 344 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,382 OH, IT ISN'T QUIET. HE TALKS TO ME THROUGH JENNY. 345 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,378 "JENNY, WILL YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER THIS?" 346 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:13,377 AND I, LIKE AN IDIOT, PLAY ALONG WITH IT. 347 00:19:13,397 --> 00:19:15,637 "JENNY, WILL YOU TELL YOU FATHER THAT?" 348 00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:19,130 - WEEZY, WHERE'D YOU PUT MY AFTERSHAVE LOTION? - I DRANK IT. 349 00:19:21,156 --> 00:19:24,391 I ALWAYS KEEP IT ON THE BOTTOM SHELF OF THE MEDICINE CHEST, AND IT AIN'T THERE. 350 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,955 THEN TRY LOOKING ON THE TOP SHELF. 351 00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:29,551 GO ON. 352 00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:33,652 THE CRAZIEST THING OF ALL IS HOW FRIENDLY GEORGE AND TOM HAVE BECOME... 353 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,757 SINCE THEY'RE BOTH BACKING GRAVES. 354 00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:39,313 IT'S LIKE CUSTER AND SITTING BULL BECOMING BLOOD BROTHERS. 355 00:19:39,374 --> 00:19:43,243 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: "POLITICS MAKES STRANGE BEDFELLOWS." 356 00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:48,739 NOT IN OUR CASE. TOM'S SLEEPING IN THE GUEST ROOM. 357 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,935 YOU WERE WRONG AGAIN, WEEZY. IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE SHELF. 358 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:03,525 [Doorbell Rings] OH, I'LL GET THAT ON MY WAY OUT. 359 00:20:03,587 --> 00:20:05,887 - THANKS, HELEN. - THANK YOU FOR THE COFFEE. 360 00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:07,485 ANYTIME. 361 00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:18,012 LOUISE, WOULD YOU TELL MY WIFE I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO HER? 362 00:20:18,074 --> 00:20:20,074 HELEN, TOM SAID... 363 00:20:20,139 --> 00:20:22,618 AND TELL MY HUSBAND THAT HE'S FORGOTTEN HIS MANNERS. 364 00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:26,272 HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY HELLO. HELLO, LOUISE. 365 00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:28,968 TELL HELEN I SAID HELLO TOO. 366 00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:32,132 TOM SAYS... TELL HIM THAT'S BETTER. 367 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:37,266 I... TOM, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN, AND I'LL GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE. 368 00:20:46,017 --> 00:20:50,653 I WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE HERE WHO COULD TELL MY WIFE I'VE BEEN THINKING. 369 00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:55,349 I WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE HERE WHO COULD ASK MY HUSBAND WITH WHAT. 370 00:20:58,506 --> 00:21:00,872 THERE YOU GO, TOM. 371 00:21:00,937 --> 00:21:04,038 LOUISE, WOULD YOU TELL MY WIFE I'VE CHANGED MY MIND? 372 00:21:04,101 --> 00:21:06,801 OH, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE TEA? 373 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:09,833 NO, I MEAN I'M GOING TO VOTE FOR POMEROY, NOT GRAVES. 374 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:13,331 OH, TOM, THAT'S WONDERFUL. LOUISE, TELL MY WIFE... 375 00:21:13,392 --> 00:21:17,161 TELL ME, TOM. I'LL SEE THAT SHE GETS THE MESSAGE. 376 00:21:17,223 --> 00:21:20,824 LISTEN, HELEN, I JUST CAME BACK FROM ONE OF GRAVES'S POLITICAL RALLIES. 377 00:21:20,885 --> 00:21:23,186 I HAD A LONG TALK WITH HIM AFTERWARDS. HE LOOKED ME OVER, 378 00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:26,552 AND THEN HE TOLD ME ALL THE THINGS HE THOUGHT A WHITE MAN WANTED TO HEAR. 379 00:21:26,615 --> 00:21:29,716 WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? ALL THE THINGS I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR. 380 00:21:29,778 --> 00:21:32,546 THAT GUY PLAYS BOTH ENDS AGAINST THE MIDDLE. 381 00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:34,843 YOU WERE RIGHT, DARLING. HE'S A BUM. 382 00:21:34,907 --> 00:21:37,308 EVEN THOUGH HE'S BLACK? 383 00:21:37,372 --> 00:21:39,739 I'M AFRAID SO. [Doorbell Rings] 384 00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,980 YOU'VE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING, TOM. 385 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,267 PHONIES COME IN ALL COLORS. 386 00:21:49,129 --> 00:21:51,662 OH, HI, JENNY, COME IN. 387 00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:54,160 THANK YOU. 388 00:21:54,224 --> 00:21:57,358 IS LIONEL HERE? NO. 389 00:21:57,421 --> 00:21:59,654 NOT YET, BUT I EXPECT HIM ANY MINUTE. 390 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,187 WELL, THEN I'LL WAIT. 391 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:05,229 WELL, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING, JENNY? NO, THANK YOU. 392 00:22:05,247 --> 00:22:07,481 - SOMETHING WRONG, HONEY? - NO, THANK YOU. 393 00:22:09,478 --> 00:22:12,011 HEY, TOM, OL' BUDDY! 394 00:22:12,076 --> 00:22:14,054 HOW ABOUT SOME FINE BRANDY TO GO WITH THAT COFFEE? 395 00:22:14,074 --> 00:22:18,209 WELL, THANKS, OLD BUDDY. COMIN' UP. HOW'S THINGS, OLD BUDDY? 396 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,382 - WELL, THEY JUST TOOK A TURN FOR THE BETTER. - OUR CANDIDATE'S AHEAD? 397 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,668 WELL, I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL HIM OUR CANDIDATE ANYMORE. 398 00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:26,909 DON'T TELL ME GRAVES AIN'T RUNNING NO MORE. 399 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,431 NO. I'VE DECIDED TO BACK POMEROY INSTEAD. HE'S THE BETTER MAN. 400 00:22:30,492 --> 00:22:32,526 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 401 00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:42,617 A WHITEY NEVER CHANGES HIS SPOTS. 402 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:46,059 HOW DARE YOU CALL MY HUSBAND WHITEY! 403 00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:49,847 OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON. I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU WHITEY, HONKY. 404 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,173 HI, EVERYBODY. HI, BABE. 405 00:22:55,238 --> 00:22:58,539 - DON'T YOU "BABY" ME, YOU... - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 406 00:22:58,601 --> 00:23:01,503 I JUST HEARD I GOT ON THE POMEROY STEERING COMMITTEE. 407 00:23:01,565 --> 00:23:03,643 JENNY, THAT'S WONDERFUL. CONGRATULATIONS. 408 00:23:03,663 --> 00:23:07,465 HOLD IT. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD HOW I GOT ON THE COMMITTEE. 409 00:23:07,527 --> 00:23:10,995 YOU. YOU, YOU, BRIBER, YOU! 410 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,102 HEY, WHAT BRIBE? I JUST MADE A CONTRIBUTION. 411 00:23:13,122 --> 00:23:16,023 WHERE'D YOU GET A STUPID IDEA LIKE THAT? 412 00:23:16,086 --> 00:23:19,154 FROM YOU, POP. OH, DON'T BLAME YOUR FATHER. YOU DID IT. 413 00:23:19,217 --> 00:23:22,784 WHAT ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT? I GOT YOU ON THE COMMITTEE. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 414 00:23:22,846 --> 00:23:26,215 NOT THAT WAY. I WANTED TO WORK MY WAY UP, 415 00:23:26,277 --> 00:23:30,946 GET THERE ON MY OWN ABILITY, NOT THROUGH A $200 PAYOFF. 416 00:23:31,007 --> 00:23:34,108 - TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS? - YOU MUST HAVE A REAL LOW OPINION OF ME. 417 00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:37,610 DR. FRANKENSTEIN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR MONSTER. 418 00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:47,139 WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY ANYWAY, LIONEL? 419 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,193 OH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I GOT IT. 420 00:23:49,257 --> 00:23:51,235 YOU SOLD THE WATCH I GAVE YOU, DIDN'T YOU? 421 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:53,934 I WOULD NEVER SELL THAT WATCH. THEN WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY? 422 00:23:53,953 --> 00:23:56,153 I PAWNED IT. WHAT? 423 00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:58,151 LIONEL, YOU LOVED THAT WATCH. 424 00:23:58,216 --> 00:24:00,516 NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. 425 00:24:00,581 --> 00:24:03,849 OH, LIONEL! THAT WAS A DUMB THING TO DO. 426 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:09,346 - YOUR POP'S RIGHT. - FIRST TIME TODAY. 427 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,373 I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL, BUT... 428 00:24:11,438 --> 00:24:14,238 YOU KNOW I CAN'T ACCEPT THE JOB ON THE COMMITTEE NOW, DON'T YOU? 429 00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:16,802 YEAH, IT'S BEGINNING TO SINK IN. 430 00:24:16,866 --> 00:24:18,978 I GUESS I WAS TRYING TOO MUCH TO BE LIKE POP. 431 00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:20,965 WELL, THAT AIN'T BAD. 432 00:24:21,029 --> 00:24:23,363 YEAH, IT IS, SEE, 'CAUSE I'M NOT YOU. 433 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:26,062 I MEAN, YOUR WAY WORKS FOR YOU 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE BUILT. 434 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:28,826 I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR NATURE, BUT ITS NOT MINE. 435 00:24:28,889 --> 00:24:32,258 SO I GOT TO GET ON A DIFFERENT TRIP 'CAUSE I'M A DIFFERENT GUY. 436 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,887 NOW YOU SOUND MORE LIKE MY GUY. 437 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:38,694 I HOPE ALL THIS HAS TAUGHT YOU A LESSON TOO, GEORGE. 438 00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,647 IT SURE HAS. GOOD. 439 00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:43,880 THE NEXT TIME I BUY LIONEL A WATCH, IT'LL BE A TIMEX. 440 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,373 DON'T FEEL TOO BAD, LIONEL. 441 00:24:50,437 --> 00:24:54,150 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GOOFED. YES, WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING. 442 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:58,536 YOU PUSHED TOO HARD, AND I BENT OVER "BLACKWARDS." 443 00:25:00,195 --> 00:25:02,729 GET IT? 444 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,692 BLACKWARDS. 445 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,356 JUST A MINORITY OPINION. 446 00:25:44,623 --> 00:25:49,326 [Louise] THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 447 00:25:55,101 --> 00:25:57,501 ? MOVIN', MOVIN' ON UP ?? 448 00:25:57,551 --> 00:26:02,101 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37953

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