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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,466 --> 00:00:03,399 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 2 00:00:03,464 --> 00:00:06,198 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 3 00:00:06,261 --> 00:00:11,364 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 4 00:00:11,423 --> 00:00:13,690 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 5 00:00:13,754 --> 00:00:16,722 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 6 00:00:16,785 --> 00:00:20,520 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ? 7 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:25,014 ? FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ? 8 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,645 ? BEANS DON'T BURN ON THE GRILL ? 9 00:00:27,709 --> 00:00:30,243 ? TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF TRYIN' ? 10 00:00:30,307 --> 00:00:32,807 ? JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL ? 11 00:00:32,871 --> 00:00:35,238 ? NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES ? 12 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:37,937 ? GETTIN' OUR TURN AT BAT ? 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,468 ? AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ? 14 00:00:40,532 --> 00:00:41,842 ? AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT ? 15 00:00:41,863 --> 00:00:45,198 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 16 00:00:45,261 --> 00:00:48,095 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 17 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:52,694 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 18 00:00:52,754 --> 00:00:56,089 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 19 00:00:56,152 --> 00:00:58,618 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 20 00:00:58,682 --> 00:01:05,421 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ?? 21 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,738 WEEZY, HONEY, I KNOW HOW YOU HATE ME... 22 00:01:13,802 --> 00:01:16,482 INVITING PEOPLE TO DINNER AT THE LAST MINUTE, BUT THIS IS SPECIAL. 23 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:19,168 I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 24 00:01:19,232 --> 00:01:21,232 NO, YOU WON'T. 25 00:01:22,594 --> 00:01:24,528 [Doorbell Rings] 26 00:01:26,991 --> 00:01:30,726 MR. JEFFERSON, WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 27 00:01:30,787 --> 00:01:33,155 YOU KEEPIN' BEES IN YOUR APARTMENT? 28 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:35,685 BEES? OH, OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 29 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:38,751 I WAS JUST TRYING ON MY NEW FENCING MASK. OH. 30 00:01:38,814 --> 00:01:40,859 CAN I USE YOUR PHONE? OH, CERTAINLY. COME IN. 31 00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:42,812 THANKS. 32 00:01:44,409 --> 00:01:46,476 HERE. OH, MR. JEFFERSON, 33 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,640 THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH FOR ONE LITTLE PHONE CALL. 34 00:01:48,705 --> 00:01:51,172 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 35 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:54,016 I DIDN'T. I JUST WANT YOU TO HOLD IT FOR ME TILL I MAKE THIS CALL. 36 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:57,302 OH. THEN YOUR PHONE IS OUT OF ORDER? NO. 37 00:01:57,365 --> 00:02:01,766 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T MARRIED. 38 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:04,128 IT'S NOT FOR WANT OF TRYING, I ASSURE YOU. 39 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,525 I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND MISS RIGHT. 40 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:09,324 OH, THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL MISS RIGHTS, LOVELY GIRLS, 41 00:02:09,388 --> 00:02:11,955 BUT THERE WAS ALWAYS ONE LITTLE DRAWBACK TO OUR RELATIONSHIP. 42 00:02:12,019 --> 00:02:14,939 YEAH? WHAT WAS THAT? THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME. 43 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:18,848 WEEZY, HONEY, LOOK, 44 00:02:18,912 --> 00:02:20,261 I KNOW HOW YOU HATE ME INVITING PEOPLE TO 45 00:02:20,282 --> 00:02:21,755 DINNER WITHOUT GIVING YOU AN ADVANCE NOTICE, 46 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:25,511 SO I'M CALLING YOU NOW TO TELL YOU THAT I INVITED SOMEONE TO DINNER, OKAY? 47 00:02:25,573 --> 00:02:28,474 GOOD. HUH? OH, YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME. 48 00:02:28,537 --> 00:02:30,771 HE WON'T BE THERE FOR A WHOLE HALF HOUR. 49 00:02:30,836 --> 00:02:32,769 BUT, WEEZY... BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT... 50 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:37,770 NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, WOMAN. BUT, BUT... BUT, BUT, BUT... 51 00:02:37,829 --> 00:02:40,997 HOLD ON. SHE'LL KILL ME IF I HANG UP ON HER. 52 00:02:46,222 --> 00:02:50,325 LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT, GEORGE. I AM NOT YOUR SERVANT. I'M YOUR WIFE! 53 00:02:50,385 --> 00:02:52,819 AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT! BUT, WEEZY, LOOK... 54 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:56,918 DON'T INTERRUPT, GEORGE. A HALF-HOUR'S NOTICE IS NO NOTICE AT ALL. 55 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,525 DO YOU HEAR ME, GEORGE? I HEAR YOU, WEEZY, I HEAR YOU. 56 00:02:59,544 --> 00:03:02,578 NOW DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! 57 00:03:06,072 --> 00:03:08,150 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 58 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:11,771 TRYING TO GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE. BUT I... 59 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:14,567 IT'S OKAY, BENTLEY. YOU CAN HANG UP NOW. THANKS. 60 00:03:16,895 --> 00:03:19,407 THAT WAS A ROTTEN TRICK YOU PLAYED ON ME, GEORGE. 61 00:03:19,427 --> 00:03:22,694 - I DID IT FOR BOTH OF US. - YOU DID WHAT FOR BOTH OF US? 62 00:03:22,756 --> 00:03:25,590 SEE, THIS GUY I INVITED TO DINNER COULD DO US A LOT OF GOOD. 63 00:03:25,654 --> 00:03:27,955 YOU REMEMBER ME TALKING ABOUT A COLEMAN HARRIS? 64 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,120 THE MAN WHO OWNS THE SUPERMARKETS? 65 00:03:30,184 --> 00:03:32,551 THAT'S RIGHT, AND HE ALSO OWNS THE REAL ESTATE COMPANY... 66 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:34,748 WHO OWNS THE LAND WHERE HE BUILT THE SUPERMARKETS, 67 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:37,068 AND HE OWNS THE FINANCE COMPANY WHO LENT HIM 68 00:03:37,088 --> 00:03:39,212 THE MONEY TO BUY THE REAL ESTATE COMPANY. 69 00:03:39,276 --> 00:03:43,611 AND THE DOG THAT ATE THE CAT THAT SWALLOWED THE RAT THAT ATE THE CHEESE. 70 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:47,173 QUIT JOKING, WEEZY. FUN AND MONEY DON'T MIX. 71 00:03:47,236 --> 00:03:51,338 THEN COLEMAN HARRIS MUST BE A REAL BARREL OF LAUGHS. PROBABLY. 72 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,600 HE'S GOING INTO THE CATERING BUSINESS NOW, CITYWIDE, 73 00:03:54,662 --> 00:03:57,697 AND IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST THING SINCE AFRO SHEEN. 74 00:03:59,758 --> 00:04:02,458 THIS GUY IS FILTHY RICH, AND NOW HE'S GONNA MAKE ANOTHER FORTUNE. 75 00:04:02,522 --> 00:04:05,301 GOOD FOR HIM. I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HEAR... 76 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:09,322 THAT SOMEBODY WHO'S FILTHY RICH IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN FILTHIER. 77 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,583 YEAH, BUT SOME OF THIS FILTH IS GONNA RUB OFF ON US... 78 00:04:11,647 --> 00:04:14,949 BECAUSE I'M GONNA GET THE CLEANING CONTRACT TO HIS CATERING BUSINESS, 79 00:04:15,012 --> 00:04:18,213 EVEN IF IT MEANS YOU COOKING HIM THE BEST MEAL HE EVER HAD. 80 00:04:18,276 --> 00:04:21,055 OKAY, GEORGE. IT JUST SO HAPPENS WE'RE HAVING ROAST BEEF. 81 00:04:21,073 --> 00:04:24,341 GREAT. AND BAKED POTATOES IN THEIR JACKETS. 82 00:04:24,403 --> 00:04:28,505 OH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT LITTLE COLLARS AND TIES ON THEM. 83 00:04:28,566 --> 00:04:30,499 THIS GUY'S REAL CLASSY. 84 00:04:30,565 --> 00:04:32,531 ALL RIGHT, GEORGE. 85 00:04:32,596 --> 00:04:35,731 YOU GAVE ME A SURPRISE, NOW I HAVE ONE FOR YOU. 86 00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:38,594 YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO I RAN INTO THIS MORNING. 87 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:41,424 THAT'S RIGHT 'CAUSE I AIN'T GONNA EVEN TRY. 88 00:04:41,488 --> 00:04:44,256 WHERE'S THE CORKSCREW, WEEZY? THIS IS A $14 BOTTLE OF WINE, 89 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,286 AND THE GUY TOLD ME I GOTTA LET IT BREATHE. 90 00:04:46,351 --> 00:04:51,221 FOR $14, IT SHOULD'VE COME WITH ITS OWN OXYGEN TANK. 91 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,680 THE CORKSCREW'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU. 92 00:04:53,744 --> 00:04:57,646 OH. OKAY, WHO'D YOU BUMP INTO? 93 00:04:57,708 --> 00:05:01,009 SOMEONE WE KNEW WHEN WE LIVED UP IN HARLEM. 94 00:05:01,071 --> 00:05:05,907 SOMEBODY BLACK? AND BEAUTIFUL. 95 00:05:07,632 --> 00:05:10,333 OH, THEN IT COULDN'T BE ANYBODY FROM YOUR FAMILY. 96 00:05:12,594 --> 00:05:15,796 IT WASN'T FAMILY, GEORGE. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 97 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:20,525 ? YOU GOTTA SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL ?? SIMMS? 98 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:24,023 - ROY SIMMS? - RIGHT! AND HIS WIFE NATALIE. 99 00:05:24,084 --> 00:05:27,719 WELL, HOW THEY DOING? FINE, BUT ROY MISSES YOU, GEORGE. 100 00:05:27,781 --> 00:05:30,794 HE SAYS IT'S NO FUN SINGING DUETS BY HIMSELF. 101 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:35,215 HE REMEMBERED, HUH? I THINK THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD REMEMBERS. 102 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:39,243 WHEN YOU AND ROY DID YOUR STUFF AT A PARTY, IT WAS A BALL. 103 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,238 A WRECKING BALL. 104 00:05:41,303 --> 00:05:45,272 YEAH. WE CONDEMNED MORE HOUSES THAN THE BUILDING INSPECTORS. 105 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:48,134 YEAH, I REALLY DUG THAT CAT. BUT ROY SIMMS IS ONE IN A MILLION. 106 00:05:48,197 --> 00:05:50,130 HE'D LEND YOU THE SHIRT OFF HIS BACK. 107 00:05:50,196 --> 00:05:53,030 YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN HE LENT YOU THE SHOES OFF HIS FEET... 108 00:05:53,093 --> 00:05:57,461 BECAUSE THE PAIR YOU OWNED HAD MORE HOLE THAN SOLE. 109 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:02,489 YEAH, AND I HAD TO WALK DOWNTOWN IN ALL THAT SLUSH, LOOKING FOR A JOB. 110 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:06,987 OOH, HE HAD SOME BIG FEET ON HIM, DIDN'T HE? 111 00:06:07,047 --> 00:06:11,416 I HAD TO TAKE TWO STEPS BEFORE THOSE SHOES MOVED ONCE. 112 00:06:11,477 --> 00:06:15,846 YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD PUT WHEELS UNDER ONE OF THEM AND USE IT AS A SKATEBOARD. 113 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:18,017 AND YOU GOT THE JOB, REMEMBER? 114 00:06:18,037 --> 00:06:20,704 MM-MM. AND HOW'S NATALIE? 115 00:06:20,769 --> 00:06:22,802 JUST AS SASSY AS EVER. 116 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:25,112 HOW THAT WOMAN COULD MAKE ME LAUGH. 117 00:06:25,132 --> 00:06:28,332 YOU REMEMBER WHEN SHE GOT THE LANDLORD TO SEND THE EXTERMINATOR? 118 00:06:28,395 --> 00:06:31,396 NO. OH, SURE, YOU DO. 119 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:34,861 THE LANDLORD CAME FOR THE RENT, AND SHE GAVE HIM A RAT. 120 00:06:34,923 --> 00:06:37,557 AND HE SAID, "WHERE'S THE RENT?" 121 00:06:37,621 --> 00:06:40,822 SHE SAID, "INSIDE THE RAT. 122 00:06:40,885 --> 00:06:44,519 THEY EAT UP EVERYTHING AROUND HERE." 123 00:06:44,581 --> 00:06:47,282 THE EXTERMINATOR WAS THERE THE NEXT DAY. 124 00:06:47,346 --> 00:06:50,347 OH, YEAH, THEM TWO WERE QUITE A PAIR. WHERE THEY LIVING NOW? 125 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:53,544 OH, SAME OLD PLACE. THINGS HAVEN'T CHANGED FOR THEM. 126 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:55,673 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 127 00:06:55,739 --> 00:06:57,705 IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO SEE OLD ROY AGAIN. 128 00:06:57,770 --> 00:07:00,704 IT WOULD? SURE, IT WOULD. 129 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,468 OH, I'M GLAD 'CAUSE THAT'S MY SURPRISE. 130 00:07:03,531 --> 00:07:06,265 I INVITED THEM TO DINNER TONIGHT. 131 00:07:09,693 --> 00:07:13,294 HEY, HOLD IT. FREEZE. 132 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:16,455 TELL ME I HEARD YOU WRONG, WEEZY. 133 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,687 YOU HEARD ME WRONG, WEEZY. 134 00:07:18,752 --> 00:07:21,252 BUT I DIDN'T, DID I? 135 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,627 THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T. THEY'RE COMING TO DINNER TONIGHT. 136 00:07:23,647 --> 00:07:27,549 THEY CAN'T. WHY NOT? YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM. 137 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,610 I WOULD. TOMORROW OR YESTERDAY. 138 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:33,510 ANY DAY BUT TODAY. I TOLD YOU I ALREADY INVITED COLEMAN HARRIS. 139 00:07:33,572 --> 00:07:37,307 SO? LOOK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WEEZY. 140 00:07:37,368 --> 00:07:41,037 HARRIS IS THE TOP DOG IN BLACK SOCIETY. HE'S ONE OF THE 400. 141 00:07:41,099 --> 00:07:44,200 WELL, YOU JUST SAID ROY IS ONE IN A MILLION. 142 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:46,930 ROY AND NATALIE ARE MEAT AND POTATOES. 143 00:07:46,994 --> 00:07:49,561 HARRIS IS THE UPPER CRUST. REAL FANCY. 144 00:07:49,624 --> 00:07:53,024 HE'S COMING HERE TO SEE IF I GOT ENOUGH CLASS TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH HIM. 145 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,034 WHAT'S HE GONNA THINK WHEN HE SEES THE SIMMS? 146 00:07:55,054 --> 00:07:57,854 WELL, IF HE'S AS BRILLIANT AS YOU SAY HE IS, 147 00:07:57,918 --> 00:08:01,053 HE'LL FIGURE OUT THERE'S TWO MORE PEOPLE FOR DINNER. 148 00:08:02,681 --> 00:08:04,792 I'M GONNA CALL 'EM RIGHT NOW AND TELL 'EM TO COME ANOTHER NIGHT. 149 00:08:04,812 --> 00:08:07,212 - OKAY, GEORGE. - WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER? 150 00:08:07,276 --> 00:08:09,843 - IT'S UNLISTED. - SINCE WHEN? 151 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,407 SINCE THEY HAVEN'T GOT A PHONE. 152 00:08:13,837 --> 00:08:16,471 [Doorbell Rings] 153 00:08:20,464 --> 00:08:23,699 THIS CAME FOR YOU, MR. JEFFERSON. TOO BIG FOR THE MAILBOX. 154 00:08:23,762 --> 00:08:26,629 I THOUGHT I'D BRING IT UP PERSONALLY. 155 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:30,628 OH. THANKS, RALPH. OH, THANK YOU, SIR. 156 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:34,157 WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE, SIR? NO, THAT'S IT. 157 00:08:34,219 --> 00:08:39,957 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK, WE GOT SOME PEOPLE COMING UP, NAME OF SIMMS. 158 00:08:40,015 --> 00:08:42,515 I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM SOMETHING THAT'S NOT EXACTLY THE TRUTH. 159 00:08:42,578 --> 00:08:46,347 LIKE WHAT, SIR? LIKE WE SUDDENLY DIED. 160 00:08:47,807 --> 00:08:50,152 ONLY SOMETHING THEY'D BELIEVE. YOU KNOW, JUST GET RID OF THEM. 161 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:53,841 OFFHAND, I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT I COULD TELL THEM. 162 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:56,369 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 163 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:58,612 THAT IS, IF THEY SHOW UP IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS. 164 00:08:58,632 --> 00:09:00,598 I'M GOING OFF DUTY NOW. OH, WELL... 165 00:09:00,663 --> 00:09:05,398 BUT I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO HANG AROUND AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES OR SO. 166 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,391 OR UNTIL THEY SHOW UP. 167 00:09:07,456 --> 00:09:11,058 OH, YES, SIR, UNTIL THEY SHOW UP. GOOD. SO AS SOON AS THEY... 168 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:13,287 THERE HE IS! OLD GEORGE! 169 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:18,951 WELL! ROY AND NATALIE! 170 00:09:19,014 --> 00:09:21,815 I WAS JUST TELLING THE DOORMAN TO SHOW YOU UP AS SOON AS YOU GOT HERE. 171 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:25,510 RALPH, YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT NOW. 172 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,571 BUT I STILL HAVEN'T DONE THAT JOB YET, SIR. 173 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:35,113 YOU TOLD ME TO TELL THEM... OH, RIGHT! 174 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:37,133 THANK YOU, SIR. 175 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,496 ? SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ?? 176 00:09:41,561 --> 00:09:44,462 [Laughing] 177 00:09:44,524 --> 00:09:47,292 WEEZY, ROY AND NATALIE ARE HERE. 178 00:09:47,355 --> 00:09:49,957 OOH-WHEE! 179 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,087 YOU SURE GOT IT MADE. 180 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:55,086 DIG THIS! 181 00:09:56,647 --> 00:10:00,049 YOU'RE SO HIGH UP, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE MUGGERS. 182 00:10:01,243 --> 00:10:05,512 HI! OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. OH! 183 00:10:07,305 --> 00:10:11,140 I'D HAVE MADE IT WITH TWO BROKEN LEGS AND A RUBBER CRUTCH. 184 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:15,133 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PLACE? 185 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:19,901 LOUISE, I ALWAYS DREAMED OF LIVING IN A LOVELY APARTMENT. 186 00:10:19,961 --> 00:10:23,763 THIS PLACE IS SO BEAUTIFUL, IT MAKES MY WILDEST DREAMS LOOK RUNDOWN. 187 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:27,089 COME IN THE KITCHEN WITH ME, NATALIE. 188 00:10:27,154 --> 00:10:29,087 WE'LL TALK WHILE I'M FIXING DINNER. 189 00:10:29,153 --> 00:10:32,421 GEORGE, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ROY A DRINK? COME ON. 190 00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:36,051 GEORGE, AS LONG AS ONE OF US WAS GONNA MAKE IT, 191 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,614 AND IT WASN'T ME, I'M GLAD IT WAS YOU. 192 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:42,144 SO AM I. 193 00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:45,375 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THOUGH. I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW POOR WE USED TO BE. 194 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:48,050 MAN, THINGS WERE SO BAD, WHEN MY FATHER CAME HOME WITH A JOB, 195 00:10:48,069 --> 00:10:50,347 WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. 196 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:53,268 I KNOW WHAT A JOB IS. A JOB IS SOMETHING... 197 00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:57,166 THAT THE WHITE DUDE BEHIND YOU JUST GOT. 198 00:10:57,228 --> 00:11:01,130 HEY, I TRIED SO HARD TO GET A JOB, I EVEN LIED ABOUT MY COLOR. 199 00:11:04,188 --> 00:11:06,623 YOU TOLD 'EM YOU WAS BLACK, HUH? 200 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:13,349 WELL, HOW YOU LIKE IT? 201 00:11:13,414 --> 00:11:17,950 WELL, IT AIN'T MUSCATEL, BUT IT'LL PASS. 202 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,777 ? SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL HEY, SHAKE... ?? 203 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:23,308 COME ON, GEORGE. WHAT YOU WAITING FOR? 204 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:26,072 UH, ROY, LOOK, I GOT A LITTLE FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU. 205 00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:28,336 NAME IT, PORKY. 206 00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:32,971 PORKY. AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW ALL OF A SUDDEN IT COME BACK TO ME... 207 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:38,166 HOW WE USED TO CALL YOU PORKY 'CAUSE YOU WERE SO CRAZY ABOUT PIG KNUCKLES? 208 00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:44,096 RIGHT, BUT, UH, ABOUT THIS FAVOR, ROY, 209 00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:46,966 YOU SEE, WE GOT THIS RICH SOCIETY DUDE COMING OVER HERE TONIGHT FOR DINNER TOO. 210 00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:48,918 YOU KNOW, AN IMPORTANT DEAL AND... 211 00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:52,985 A RICH DUDE COMING HERE TONIGHT? YEAH. 212 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,949 WHAT'S THE MATTER, ROY? WELL, YOU KNOW HOW ME AND NATALIE ARE, PORKY. 213 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,309 JUST PLAIN FOLKS. 214 00:11:59,374 --> 00:12:01,352 WE AIN'T DRESSED SO GOOD AND... 215 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,405 YEAH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, OLD BUDDY. 216 00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:07,238 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I HAD TO SPEND AN EVENING WITH SOME RICH SOCIETY DUDE. 217 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,468 MAN, I WISHED I WAS ANYWHERE BUT THERE. 218 00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:12,377 YOU DID, HUH? I WOULD'VE GIVEN ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THAT PLACE. 219 00:12:12,395 --> 00:12:16,898 YOU WOULD, HUH? I NEVER FELT SO MUCH LIKE A DUMMY IN ALL MY LIFE. 220 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:18,926 MAN, I WAS SO MISERABLE. 221 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:23,726 ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF WAS TO GO, LEAVE, SPLIT, VAMOOSE, ANYTHING. 222 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,886 GEORGE. YEAH, OLD BUDDY? 223 00:12:25,951 --> 00:12:29,486 WOULD IT BURN YOUR NOSE IF ME AND NATALIE WAS TO LEAVE AND COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME? 224 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:32,682 WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO THAT FOR? NATALIE! 225 00:12:32,745 --> 00:12:35,679 I MEAN, YOU AIN'T GONNA TAKE NO OFFENSE, ARE YOU? 226 00:12:35,743 --> 00:12:38,510 WELL, YOU KNOW, IF YOU INSIST. YEAH, YEAH, I INSIST. 227 00:12:38,574 --> 00:12:41,720 - YEAH, ROY? - WE'RE GONNA LEAVE NOW AND COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME. 228 00:12:41,738 --> 00:12:44,439 HUH? GEORGE, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 229 00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:46,601 ME? I'M TRYING TO GET HIM TO STAY, AIN'T I, ROY? 230 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,666 THAT'S RIGHT, LOUISE, THAT'S RIGHT. 231 00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:53,067 THEN WHY ARE WE GOING? I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER. 232 00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:55,038 YOU SURE YOU WON'T STAY, OLD BUDDY? 233 00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:57,760 THANKS, OLD BUDDY, BUT SOME OTHER TIME. 234 00:12:57,823 --> 00:13:00,902 MAKE IT REAL SOON, MAN, 'CAUSE I FEEL REAL BAD THAT YOU AIN'T STAYING NOW. 235 00:13:00,921 --> 00:13:02,965 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SOME OTHER TIME, OLD FRIEND. 236 00:13:02,985 --> 00:13:05,920 BYE. COME ON. 237 00:13:05,982 --> 00:13:09,017 GEORGE, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM LEAVE? 238 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,057 NO. WE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT OLD TIMES. 239 00:13:11,078 --> 00:13:13,190 MAYBE HE GOT HOMESICK FOR HOME. 240 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,177 HOMESICK FOR HO... HE JUST LEFT THERE! 241 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:20,175 WELL, IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT, YOU INVITE HIM TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT AND ASK HIM! 242 00:13:20,237 --> 00:13:23,338 ACTUALLY, IT COULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT BETTER IF I HAD PLANNED IT THAT WAY. 243 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,102 NOW THERE'S NOTHING TO MESS UP MY MEETING WITH COLEMAN HARRIS. 244 00:13:26,164 --> 00:13:29,132 [Doorbell Rings] HEAR THAT, WEEZY? 245 00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:32,964 THERE'S THE FUTURE KNOCKING AT OUR DOOR. [Chuckling] 246 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,224 I GOT TO THINKING, PORKY, OLD BUDDY. 247 00:13:39,287 --> 00:13:43,523 YOU WAS LOOKING SO SAD WHEN I SAID WE WAS GOING, 248 00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:47,085 I GOT TO FEELING REAL BAD ABOUT YOU FEELING BAD. 249 00:13:47,146 --> 00:13:51,349 SO... GUESS WHO'S STAYING FOR DINNER! 250 00:14:03,899 --> 00:14:07,368 YOU KNOW, GEORGE, THIS WINE AIN'T TOO BAD ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT. 251 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:11,130 YEAH, WELL, DON'T GET TOO USED TO IT. I GOTTA SAVE SOME FOR COLEMAN HARRIS. 252 00:14:11,192 --> 00:14:14,026 OH, YEAH. I GET BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH... 253 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:16,758 EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT MIXING WITH THAT DUDE. 254 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,888 THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL THAT WAY. 255 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:22,988 HE CAN'T HELP HOW HE FEELS. 256 00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:26,250 LOOK, MAN, THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO SPLIT IF YOU STILL WANNA. 257 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:29,848 OH, NO, GEORGE. I KNOW HOW BAD YOU WANT US TO STAY. 258 00:14:29,909 --> 00:14:32,377 SO WHAT IF I FEEL STUPID? 259 00:14:32,441 --> 00:14:34,607 LIKE I WAS TELLING NATALIE IN THE ELEVATOR, 260 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:38,140 GEORGE WOULDN'T MIND BEING STUPID FOR ME, WOULD YOU, OLD BUDDY? 261 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,203 NO. GEORGE IS VERY GOOD AT THAT. 262 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:48,075 SHOOT, ROY, MAYBE YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING. 263 00:14:48,093 --> 00:14:51,762 WELL, I HEARD THAT SOME RICH PEOPLE CAN BE AS NICE AS POOR PEOPLE. 264 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,392 YEAH. LOOK AT ME. 265 00:14:55,454 --> 00:14:57,754 BUT I DON'T WANNA SPOIL THINGS FOR GEORGE. 266 00:14:57,819 --> 00:15:02,254 I MEAN, THIS BIG SHOT DUDE COMING HERE TO TALK A BIG DEAL. 267 00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:05,983 WHAT IF THIS FANCY FAT CAT WAS TO ASK ME WHAT LINE I'M IN, 268 00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:09,781 AND I GOTTA TELL HIM THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE? 269 00:15:09,841 --> 00:15:11,441 UNEMPLOYED? 270 00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:14,207 SEE? HOW'S THAT GONNA MAKE GEORGE LOOK? 271 00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:17,339 LIKE A MAN WHO CHOOSES HIS FRIENDS FOR WHAT THEY ARE... 272 00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:19,402 AND NOT FOR WHAT THEY'VE GOT. 273 00:15:19,466 --> 00:15:22,534 WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME IF THIS HARRIS MAN... 274 00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:26,433 IS THE KIND WHO'D LOOK DOWN ON ANYONE JUST 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T RICH, 275 00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:30,362 IT COULD BE FUN PULLING THE WOOL OVER HIS EYES. 276 00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:32,357 WHAT'S COMING UP IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS, HONEY? 277 00:15:32,422 --> 00:15:34,656 WELL... 278 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,120 STAND BACK, EVERYBODY, SHE'S THINKING! 279 00:15:37,184 --> 00:15:39,951 GIVE HER HEADROOM TO WORK. GO, BABY, GO! 280 00:15:40,015 --> 00:15:42,294 WELL, WHEN YOU AIN'T UNEMPLOYED, WHAT'S YOUR JOB? 281 00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:46,516 LET'S SEE. IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I FORGET. 282 00:15:48,075 --> 00:15:50,909 YOU'RE A WAITER. 283 00:15:50,973 --> 00:15:55,108 THAT'S IT. WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS. 284 00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:59,938 GEORGE, I GOT ME A HUNCH I'M ABOUT TO MOVE UP IN THE WORLD. 285 00:15:59,998 --> 00:16:04,268 RIGHT ON, 'CAUSE YOU'VE JUST BECOME THE OWNER OF A BEAUTIFUL NEW RESTAURANT. 286 00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:07,496 DON'T BE CHINTZY, NATALIE. ONLY ONE RESTAURANT? 287 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:09,559 GIVE HIM THREE OR FOUR. 288 00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:14,092 YEAH. IT'S ABOUT TIME I EXPANDED. 289 00:16:14,152 --> 00:16:17,220 THEN DO IT UP RIGHT. YOU GOT A WHOLE CHAIN OF THEM FROM COAST TO COAST. 290 00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:21,852 YOU GOT MORE RESTAURANTS THAN GERALD FORD'S GOT "WIN" BUTTONS. 291 00:16:21,912 --> 00:16:25,548 FRIENDS, IT WAS A LONG HARD ROAD, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. 292 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,544 I FINALLY BECAME A MILLIONAIRE. 293 00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:34,141 ROY, YOU'RE SO RICH, NOW YOU CAN LEND OIL TO THE ARABS. 294 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:38,801 ARE YOU KIDDING? HE'S SO RICH, IF HE DIED, 295 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,098 THEY'D NEED AN EXTRA COFFIN FOR HIS WALLET. 296 00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:46,996 YOU JIVIN'. I'M SO RICH, I CAN'T AFFORD TO DIE. 297 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:55,145 WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY? 298 00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:58,818 WELL, I GOT RICH SO FAST, MY MOUTH AIN'T CAUGHT UP WITH MY MONEY. 299 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,512 WHAT DO RICH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT? 300 00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:05,478 WELL, FIRST LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT. 301 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:09,443 THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT THE THREE R's: ROACHES, RATS AND RENT. 302 00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:15,604 THEY ALSO DON'T TALK ABOUT WELFARE, BEING BROKE AND UNEMPLOYED. 303 00:17:16,764 --> 00:17:19,599 WHAT ELSE IS THERE? 304 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,730 MONEY. THEY TALK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY. 305 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:26,628 AND THEN THEY TALK ABOUT HOW THEY CAN GET AWAY WITHOUT PAYING TAXES ON IT. 306 00:17:26,689 --> 00:17:29,834 - YEAH, MAN, THE GOVERNMENT'S KILLING US WITH THEM TAXES. - IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY? 307 00:17:29,853 --> 00:17:32,999 NO, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. LOOK, YOU WORK, YOU SLAVE, AND WHERE DOES IT ALL GO? 308 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,385 TAXES. IT'S JUST ONE BIG HEADACHE AFTER ANOTHER. 309 00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:38,683 MAYBE YOU BETTER GET RID OF SOME OF YOUR RESTAURANTS, ROY. 310 00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:42,481 MAYBE YOU BETTER GET RID OF ALL OF THEM 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK. 311 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:44,842 SEE, Y'ALL DON'T KNOW THIS COLEMAN HARRIS. 312 00:17:44,906 --> 00:17:46,773 AND I DON'T THINK I'D WANT TO. 313 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:49,873 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, GEORGE, OLD BUDDY. 314 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:54,639 I'LL DO JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME. I'LL TALK RICH, MONEY AND TAXES. 315 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,976 AND NOTHING ELSE. IF HE ASKS YOU SOMETHING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... 316 00:17:56,996 --> 00:18:00,965 - I'LL SAY I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - NO, MAN, THAT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY. 317 00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:03,104 IF IT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU JUST SAY, 318 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,057 "I'LL HAVE TO SLEEP ON THAT." 319 00:18:05,123 --> 00:18:10,560 [Laughs] THAT'S RIGHT UP ROY'S ALLEY 'CAUSE HE CAN SLEEP ON ANYTHING. 320 00:18:10,618 --> 00:18:12,951 [Doorbell Rings] SHH. THERE HE IS. 321 00:18:13,016 --> 00:18:15,150 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY LOOK CLASSY. 322 00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:21,809 JEFFERSON. MR. HARRIS. 323 00:18:21,874 --> 00:18:24,642 OH, THANK YOU. OH, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... 324 00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:28,907 THANK YOU. GOOD EVENING. I'M COLEMAN HARRIS. 325 00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:30,968 I'M ROY SIMMS. 326 00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:35,603 HOW MUCH TAXES DID YOU SCREW THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF THIS YEAR? 327 00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:43,824 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 328 00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:46,534 UH, MR. HARRIS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY WIFE, 329 00:18:46,553 --> 00:18:48,531 MRS. JEFFERSON, HOW DO YOU DO? 330 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:51,819 AND TWO OF OUR VERY DEAR FRIENDS, ROY AND NATALIE SIMMS. 331 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,782 HOW DO YOU DO? 332 00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:56,779 MRS. SIMMS. 333 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,755 MR. SIMMS OWNS A CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS. 334 00:18:58,775 --> 00:19:01,410 - OH, RESTAURANTS. - COAST TO COAST. 335 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,408 WHAT'S YOUR SETUP? HUH? 336 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,804 IS IT A CORPORATE PROPRIETORSHIP, OR DO YOU FRANCHISE? 337 00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:13,701 I'LL HAVE TO SLEEP ON THAT. 338 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,694 HE'S SUCH A KIDDER, LIKE ALL OF YOU ECCENTRIC MILLIONAIRES. 339 00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:26,754 SIMMS. SIMMS. 340 00:19:26,818 --> 00:19:28,751 STRANGE I HAVEN'T HEARD OF YOU BEFORE. 341 00:19:28,816 --> 00:19:30,861 THAT'S BECAUSE HIS RESTAURANTS GO UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME. 342 00:19:30,881 --> 00:19:34,216 OH, WHAT'S THAT? SAMBO'S. 343 00:19:40,274 --> 00:19:42,307 OH, REALLY? 344 00:19:42,372 --> 00:19:45,806 WELL, TELL ME, SIMMS, YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING HELP? 345 00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:50,037 I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE GETTING HELP FOR YEARS. 346 00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:54,164 SO YOU DO HAVE LABOR PROBLEMS. 347 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:58,129 NO, ROY, DON'T GO INTO LABOR. THAT'S MY PROBLEM. 348 00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:08,752 HIS WIFE IS ECCENTRIC TOO. 349 00:20:08,814 --> 00:20:11,827 GEORGE, I'M SURE MR. HARRIS WOULD LIKE A DRINK. 350 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:14,079 YES, THANK YOU. A LITTLE WINE WOULD BE NICE. 351 00:20:14,144 --> 00:20:16,264 OH, SURE. HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. 352 00:20:19,339 --> 00:20:21,439 DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN, MR. HARRIS? 353 00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:23,737 NO. NO TIME FOR THAT. 354 00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:27,137 WHAT A SHAME. A MAN SHOULD HAVE SOME HOBBIES. 355 00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:32,266 THERE YOU GO. THE BEST. THANK YOU. 356 00:20:32,328 --> 00:20:35,529 YOU KNOW, SIMMS, THE TROUBLE WITH THE WORKING CLASS... 357 00:20:35,591 --> 00:20:38,192 IS THAT THEY DON'T WANNA WORK ANYMORE. 358 00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:41,557 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE GETTING COLORED HELP. 359 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,720 YEAH? WHAT COLOR YOU LOOKING FOR? 360 00:20:46,648 --> 00:20:49,282 NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 361 00:20:49,346 --> 00:20:52,192 A LOT OF OUR PEOPLE NOT ANSWERING THE DOOR WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS. 362 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:54,478 HOW MUCH ARE YOU KNOCKING WITH? 363 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:57,377 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I MEAN HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING? 364 00:20:57,439 --> 00:21:00,107 WELL, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE? 365 00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:02,882 WITH ALL THE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, YOU'D THINK THEY'D BE GLAD TO GET ANYTHING. 366 00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:06,836 BUT NO, THEY'D RATHER SIT AT HOME, LIVING LAZY ON WELFARE. 367 00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:09,931 LIVING LAZY ON WELFARE? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MR. HARRIS. 368 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:12,729 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE WINE, MR. HARRIS? 369 00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:16,058 '68, ISN'T IT? 370 00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:18,790 NO, IT'S BURGUNDY. 371 00:21:18,854 --> 00:21:21,154 I MEAN THE VINTAGE. 372 00:21:21,219 --> 00:21:23,286 OH, OH, YEAH. 373 00:21:23,351 --> 00:21:27,019 AH, VERY NICE FOR AN OFF-YEAR. 374 00:21:27,081 --> 00:21:28,347 OFF-YEAR? 375 00:21:29,445 --> 00:21:32,245 NICE APARTMENT, HUH? CHARMING. 376 00:21:32,309 --> 00:21:35,021 A CHARMING LITTLE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE, MRS. JEFFERSON. 377 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,306 LITTLE? 378 00:21:36,372 --> 00:21:38,305 THANK YOU. WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH. 379 00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:41,211 BUT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT LOOKING AROUND FOR SOMETHING BIGGER. 380 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:45,268 WELL, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING REALLY NICE, 381 00:21:45,332 --> 00:21:47,731 I COULD TRY TO GET YOU INTO MY BUILDING. 382 00:21:47,795 --> 00:21:51,042 WELL, THAT IS IF YOUR REFERENCES ARE ACCEPTABLE. 383 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,526 [Laughing] YEAH, WELL, THANKS. 384 00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:55,824 WELL, THEY JUST DON'T LET ANYBODY IN. 385 00:21:55,888 --> 00:21:58,156 ANYBODY? WHO ARE YOU CALLING ANYBODY? 386 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:01,988 - I BEG YOUR PARDON? - GEORGE AIN'T JUST ANYBODY, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 387 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,428 COOL IT, ROY. COME ON, NATALIE, WE'RE LEAVING. 388 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,648 - ROY, WAIT. - SORRY, LOUISE. 389 00:22:06,712 --> 00:22:08,690 WE BETTER SPLIT BEFORE I MESS THINGS UP FOR GEORGE. 390 00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:12,379 OH, PLEASE, DON'T GO. LOOK, HONEY, I KNOW ROY REAL GOOD, 391 00:22:12,441 --> 00:22:14,808 AND I WOULDN'T PUSH IT IF I WAS YOU. 392 00:22:16,338 --> 00:22:19,205 JEFFERSON, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FRIEND'S BEHAVIOR AT ALL. 393 00:22:19,268 --> 00:22:21,535 YOU DON'T? THEN I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 394 00:22:21,599 --> 00:22:23,934 UH-OH. HERE IT COMES. 395 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:27,763 I'LL EXPLAIN IT SLOW SO YOU UNDERSTAND, 396 00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:30,094 AND I'LL DO IT LOUD SO YOU DON'T MISS NOTHING. 397 00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:32,759 TELL IT LIKE IT T-I-IS! 398 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:38,989 OKAY, BABY. NOW HEAR THIS. 399 00:22:39,051 --> 00:22:43,253 YOU'RE ONLY HERE FIVE MINUTES, AND YOU AIN'T DONE NOTHING BUT PUT MY BUDDY DOWN. 400 00:22:43,314 --> 00:22:45,325 MAYBE I'M JUST AN UNEMPLOYED WAITER... 401 00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:48,046 UNEMPLOYED, HUH? THAT FIGURES. 402 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:50,088 THAT'S RIGHT! UNEMPLOYED! 403 00:22:50,108 --> 00:22:53,276 BUT I KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT MYSELF PROPER WHEN I'M IN A MAN'S HOUSE. 404 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:55,316 YOU OUGHTA TAKE SOME OF THAT MONEY YOU GOT... 405 00:22:55,337 --> 00:22:57,771 AND BUY YOURSELF SOME GOOD MANNERS. 406 00:23:00,532 --> 00:23:02,783 YOU OUGHTA BE PROUD THAT A REAL CLASSY DUDE 407 00:23:02,803 --> 00:23:05,131 LIKE PORKY IS GONNA BE IN BUSINESS WITH YOU. 408 00:23:07,127 --> 00:23:09,060 WELL, WE'LL BE GOING NOW. 409 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:12,559 GEORGE, LOUISE, THANKS FOR A LOVELY EVENING. COME ON, NATALIE. 410 00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:14,654 UH, GEORGE? 411 00:23:21,214 --> 00:23:23,982 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO OUR FRIENDS? 412 00:23:24,045 --> 00:23:28,181 THERE SURE IS. HOLD ON THERE, ROY. YOU AIN'T LEAVING. 413 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,808 HE IS. WHAT? 414 00:23:30,873 --> 00:23:32,917 WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO CONDUCT YOURSELF PROPER IN A MAN'S HOUSE, 415 00:23:32,937 --> 00:23:36,377 LIKE MY FRIEND HERE, YOU GIVE ME A CALL, AND I'LL THINK IT OVER. 416 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,396 I'LL THINK IT OVER FOR YOU, JEFFERSON. 417 00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:46,661 - WE'VE GOT A DEAL. - WHAT DEAL? 418 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:52,295 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT DEAL. I WON'T CALL YOU, PORKY, AND DON'T YOU CALL ME! 419 00:23:54,818 --> 00:23:57,658 IF I DID CALL YOU, CHUMP, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE WHAT I CALL YOU! 420 00:24:03,844 --> 00:24:06,477 OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, GEORGE. 421 00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:09,242 THAT WAS FUN! [Laughs] 422 00:24:09,306 --> 00:24:11,739 I GUESS I TOLD HIM, RIGHT? YEAH. 423 00:24:11,804 --> 00:24:14,972 YOU DIDN'T STOP TO THINK FOR ONE MINUTE HOW MUCH IT WAS COSTING YOU. 424 00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:18,268 YOU JUST TOLD ALL THAT MONEY TO GET LOST! 425 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:25,729 AND YOU JUST TOOK ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT. 426 00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:29,126 THEN LET'S PUT A LITTLE FUN BACK IN THERE, GEORGE! 427 00:24:29,189 --> 00:24:32,723 ? LET'S SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ? COME ON, GEORGE. 428 00:24:32,785 --> 00:24:35,252 ? SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ? 429 00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:38,018 ? SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ? ? HEY, HEY, HEY ? 430 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,048 ? SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ? 431 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:43,612 ? SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ? ? HEY, HEY, HEY ? 432 00:24:43,676 --> 00:24:45,810 ? SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ?? 433 00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:00,131 OOH, THAT FEELS GOOD. 434 00:25:00,195 --> 00:25:03,029 NOT THERE, GEORGE, IT TICKLES! 435 00:25:03,093 --> 00:25:04,993 THAT WAS SOME PARTY, HUH, WEEZY? 436 00:25:05,057 --> 00:25:08,392 YEAH, I HAVEN'T DANCED SO MUCH IN YEARS. 437 00:25:08,454 --> 00:25:10,955 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I AM POOPED. 438 00:25:11,019 --> 00:25:13,253 WELL, YOU AIN'T AS YOUNG AS YOU USED TO BE. 439 00:25:13,316 --> 00:25:17,051 OH! COME ON. 440 00:25:17,113 --> 00:25:20,681 BOY, THAT WAS FUN. I'D SURE LIKE TO SEE THEM AGAIN. 441 00:25:20,744 --> 00:25:24,412 YOU WILL. SOONER THAN YOU THINK. HUH? 442 00:25:24,474 --> 00:25:27,041 ROY LEFT HIS SKATEBOARDS. 443 00:25:56,312 --> 00:26:01,549 [Louise] THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 444 00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:06,149 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37357

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