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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:04,077 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 2 00:00:04,098 --> 00:00:07,033 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 3 00:00:07,095 --> 00:00:12,232 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 4 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:14,524 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 5 00:00:14,587 --> 00:00:17,555 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:21,420 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ? 7 00:00:23,279 --> 00:00:25,846 ? FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ? 8 00:00:25,909 --> 00:00:28,477 ? BEANS DON'T BURN ON THE GRILL ? 9 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:31,074 ? TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF TRYIN' ? 10 00:00:31,138 --> 00:00:33,638 ? JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL ? 11 00:00:33,702 --> 00:00:36,069 ? NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES ? 12 00:00:36,133 --> 00:00:38,766 ? GETTIN' OUR TURN AT BAT ? 13 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:41,298 ? AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ? 14 00:00:41,362 --> 00:00:42,672 ? AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT ? 15 00:00:42,693 --> 00:00:46,028 ? WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 16 00:00:46,090 --> 00:00:48,923 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 17 00:00:48,987 --> 00:00:53,522 ? TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ? 18 00:00:53,582 --> 00:00:56,783 ? MOVIN' ON UP ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 19 00:00:56,846 --> 00:00:59,447 ? TO THE EAST SIDE ? ? MOVIN' ON UP ? 20 00:00:59,509 --> 00:01:06,614 ? WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ?? 21 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:13,970 ? EVERY TIME IT RAINS IT RAINS DOLLARS FROM HEAVEN ? 22 00:01:14,028 --> 00:01:18,331 ? DON'T YOU KNOW EACH CLOUD CONTAINS ? 23 00:01:18,391 --> 00:01:20,158 ? DOLLARS FROM HEAVEN ? 24 00:01:20,222 --> 00:01:22,957 HOW CAN YOU BE SO HAPPY... 25 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:25,384 WITH IT SO WET AND MISERABLE OUT THERE? 26 00:01:25,446 --> 00:01:31,183 DON'T KNOCK IT, WEEZY. WHEN YOU OWN YOUR OWN CLEANERS, THERE'S MONEY IN THE MUD. 27 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:35,472 AHH! I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING MONEY ALL OVER THE RUGS. 28 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:39,464 SO TAKE THE RUBBERS OFF. THE WEATHER'S BEEN BEAUTIFUL. 29 00:01:39,522 --> 00:01:43,424 IT'S BEEN RAINING FOR THREE DAYS NOW. 30 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:46,384 I BEEN TO ALL FOUR STORES AND BUSINESS IS BOOMIN'. 31 00:01:46,444 --> 00:01:48,577 MM, WHOOPEE FOR YOU. 32 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,241 BUT IF I HAVE TO STAY COOPED UP IN HERE ONE MORE DAY, 33 00:01:51,303 --> 00:01:53,714 I'M GONNA GO OFF MY ROCKER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 34 00:01:53,732 --> 00:01:57,067 HOW CAN LIVING IN A BEAUTIFUL APARTMENT LIKE THIS DRIVE ANYBODY CRAZY? 35 00:02:04,047 --> 00:02:07,148 LOUISE, WE'VE RUN OUT OF TEA AGAIN. 36 00:02:08,374 --> 00:02:13,010 HELLO, GEORGE. HI, MAMA. HOW YOU FEELING? 37 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:17,434 OH, JUST FINE, CONSIDERING THAT I'VE BEEN COOPED UP HERE FOR THREE DAYS... 38 00:02:17,491 --> 00:02:20,159 WITH NO ONE TO TALK TO. 39 00:02:20,221 --> 00:02:24,189 MOTHER JEFFERSON, YOU COULD ALWAYS GO HOME. 40 00:02:29,339 --> 00:02:32,440 AND TAKE A CHANCE OF SLIPPING ON THE ICE? 41 00:02:32,498 --> 00:02:34,432 I DIDN'T SEE NO ICE OUT THERE. 42 00:02:34,495 --> 00:02:37,430 THAT'S THE WORST KIND, WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE IT. 43 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:44,721 WELL, SINCE I CAN'T HAVE A CUP OF TEA, 44 00:02:44,779 --> 00:02:48,181 I'LL JUST HAVE TO HAVE A CUP OF SHERRY. 45 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:53,437 WEEZY, IF MAMA'S GETTING ON YOUR NERVES, I'LL SEND HER HOME IN A CAB. 46 00:02:53,497 --> 00:02:55,664 NO, GEORGE, LET HER STAY. 47 00:02:55,726 --> 00:02:57,794 YOU KNOW HOW OLD FOLKS ARE. 48 00:02:57,857 --> 00:03:01,625 THEY'RE AFRAID IF THEY FALL THEY'LL NEVER GET BACK UP ON THEIR FEET AGAIN. 49 00:03:01,683 --> 00:03:05,085 THAT'S SWEET OF YOU, WEEZY. AND SMART TOO. HUH? 50 00:03:05,145 --> 00:03:09,647 IF SHE WALKED OUT THERE AND SLIPPED ON THE SIDEWALK, YOU KNOW WHO SHE'D BLAME. 51 00:03:09,702 --> 00:03:11,636 SHE'D SAY I PUSHED HER. 52 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:19,062 LOUISE, DID YOU PUT FRESH TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM? 53 00:03:19,121 --> 00:03:21,320 - YES, MOTHER JEFFERSON. - I MEAN TODAY. 54 00:03:21,382 --> 00:03:25,084 - YES, MOTHER JEFFERSON. - AND WHAT ABOUT MY WILD ROSE BEAUTY BATH? 55 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:30,080 - IT'S THERE. - GOOD. THEN I CAN TAKE MY BUBBLE BATH. 56 00:03:33,163 --> 00:03:35,097 SHE'S SO SWEET. 57 00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:39,643 WELL, WHAT ELSE HAS BEEN HAPPENING AROUND HERE? 58 00:03:39,685 --> 00:03:44,188 WELL, THE WILLISES INVITED US TO A COCKTAIL PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT. 59 00:03:44,244 --> 00:03:46,611 NO WAY. 60 00:03:46,673 --> 00:03:50,441 BUT I'D LIKE TO GO. YOU KNOW TOM WORKS FOR A PUBLISHER, 61 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,068 AND THERE'LL BE SOME FAMOUS AUTHORS THERE. 62 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:56,263 THERE'LL ALSO BE THE FAMOUS VANILLA-AND-CHOCOLATE WILLISES THERE. 63 00:04:01,881 --> 00:04:05,783 SO FORGET IT. WASN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSE? ANY MAIL? 64 00:04:05,841 --> 00:04:08,208 JUST BILLS. NOTHING INTERESTING. 65 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:10,537 OH, BUT YOU DID GET A CALL... 66 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:13,968 FROM A... RICHARD DAVIS. 67 00:04:14,027 --> 00:04:17,361 RICHARD... I DON'T KNOW NO RICHARD DAVIS. 68 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:20,722 WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING. HE SAID YOU WERE HIS BEST FRIEND. 69 00:04:20,783 --> 00:04:24,351 - YOU TWO GREW UP TOGETHER. - I DON'T REMEMBER GROWING UP WITH NO RICHARD DAVIS. 70 00:04:24,408 --> 00:04:29,112 WELL, HE SAID THAT YOU AND HE AND STEAMY ROBINSON AND YOUR COUSIN VELMA... 71 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:32,003 USED TO MEET IN THE PIGEON COOP ON THE ROOF. 72 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:36,065 MONK DAVIS CALLED? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS MONK DAVIS? 73 00:04:36,123 --> 00:04:38,724 BECAUSE HE SAID HIS NAME WAS RICHARD DAVIS. 74 00:04:38,785 --> 00:04:42,253 MONK DAVIS IS RICHARD DAVIS. DON'T BE SO DUMB. WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 75 00:04:42,313 --> 00:04:45,014 I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE HOME LATER. 76 00:04:45,075 --> 00:04:47,341 WHAT'D YOU DO A DUMB THING LIKE THAT FOR? 77 00:04:47,403 --> 00:04:49,336 IF HE CALLS AGAIN, DON'T ANSWER. 78 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:57,062 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. WHY DON'T YOU WANNA SEE YOUR BEST FRIEND? 79 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,189 HE AIN'T MY BEST FRIEND. I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE HIM ENOUGH TO BE MY WORST FRIEND. 80 00:05:01,246 --> 00:05:03,814 YOU MUST HAVE LIKED HIM A LITTLE BIT. 81 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:07,977 YOU FIXED HIM UP WITH YOUR COUSIN IN THE PIGEON COOP. 82 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:11,169 [Doorbell Rings] FIXIN' MONK UP WITH VELMA MEANT I DIDN'T LIKE HIM. 83 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:14,164 WE DIDN'T CALL HER OINK JEFFERSON FOR NOTHING. 84 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:20,638 AH, MRS. JEFFERSON. I'M SO GLAD WE CAUGHT YOU IN. 85 00:05:20,681 --> 00:05:24,016 UH, "WE," MR. BENTLEY? YES. DEE DEE AND I. 86 00:05:25,371 --> 00:05:27,304 OH. COME IN. 87 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:30,503 THANK YOU. ISN'T SHE A BEAUTY? SHE'S A DIEFFENBACHIA. 88 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:34,633 AND YOU CALL HER DEE DEE. YES. ISN'T SHE SOMETHING, MR. JEFFERSON? 89 00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:36,891 YEAH. WE'D ASK YOU TWO TO STAY FOR DINNER, 90 00:05:36,952 --> 00:05:40,487 EXCEPT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FERTILIZER FOR DEE DEE. 91 00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:42,814 THANK YOU, BUT WE'VE ALREADY EATEN. 92 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,943 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD PLANT-SIT FOR A FEW DAYS. 93 00:05:46,004 --> 00:05:48,082 PLANT-SIT? YES, IT WOULD BE SUCH A FAVOR. 94 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,467 DEE DEE AND DAPHNE JUST DON'T GET ALONG. 95 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:53,130 WHO'S DAPHNE, YOUR CHRYSANTHEMUM? 96 00:05:53,192 --> 00:05:55,759 DAPHNE WOULD BE A SILLY NAME FOR A PLANT. 97 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:59,455 DAPHNE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S VISITING FOR THE WEEKEND. 98 00:05:59,514 --> 00:06:02,715 SHE'S INSANE ABOUT ME, AND I CAN'T SAY I BLAME HER. 99 00:06:05,937 --> 00:06:09,171 OF COURSE I'LL LOOK AFTER DEE DEE. 100 00:06:09,231 --> 00:06:13,801 IT'LL BE NICE TAKING CARE OF SOMETHING THAT CAN'T COMPLAIN. 101 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:17,057 IT FEELS A LITTLE DRY. I'LL GET HER A DRINK. 102 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:19,284 COME ON, DEE DEE. 103 00:06:19,347 --> 00:06:21,280 [Rings] 104 00:06:21,343 --> 00:06:23,276 AIN'T NOBODY HOME. 105 00:06:29,763 --> 00:06:31,696 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, MR. JEFFERSON? 106 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,805 I FEEL GREAT. WHY SHOULDN'T I? 107 00:06:33,822 --> 00:06:35,800 YOU'RE SURE EVERYTHING IS OKAY? 108 00:06:35,819 --> 00:06:37,752 OF COURSE IT IS. WHAT YOU ASKING THAT FOR? 109 00:06:37,816 --> 00:06:41,216 WELL, WE SEEM TO BE PACING. YEAH, I ALWAYS DO THAT WHEN I GOT PROBLEMS. 110 00:06:41,243 --> 00:06:43,589 HA. I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS OKAY. 111 00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:45,973 YEAH, EVERYTHING'S OKAY WITH ME. 112 00:06:46,035 --> 00:06:48,903 BUT THIS FRIEND OF MINE, HE'S GOT A PROBLEM. 113 00:06:48,963 --> 00:06:51,898 - I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. - SO AM I. 114 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:58,288 SEE, HE GOT INTO SOME TROUBLE WHEN HE WAS A KID IN HARLEM. 115 00:06:58,347 --> 00:07:01,014 HIS FAMILY WAS SO POOR, HIS MOTHER HAD TO HOLD DOWN TWO JOBS... 116 00:07:01,076 --> 00:07:04,177 JUST SO THEY COULD AFFORD TO STARVE. 117 00:07:04,238 --> 00:07:06,171 - GOODNESS. - ONE DAY HE HEARD HIS MOTHER... 118 00:07:06,235 --> 00:07:09,837 BRAGGING TO THIS OTHER LADY THAT NO MATTER HOW BAD TIMES WAS, 119 00:07:09,894 --> 00:07:13,796 HER YOUNGEST SON ALWAYS CAME THROUGH WITH A FINE CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR HER. 120 00:07:13,854 --> 00:07:16,187 THAT REALLY TORE HIM UP 'CAUSE HE KNEW DAMN WELL... 121 00:07:16,251 --> 00:07:18,018 HE NEVER GAVE HER NO CHRISTMAS PRESENT AND 122 00:07:18,036 --> 00:07:19,913 HE KNEW SHE WASN'T GONNA GET NONE THIS YEAR. 123 00:07:19,977 --> 00:07:23,946 - THAT'S SAD. - ANYHOW, HE HAD THIS BUDDY, SEE. 124 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:25,937 AND THIS BUDDY DIDN'T HAVE NO MONEY NEITHER. 125 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,402 ONLY IT DIDN'T MATTER WITH HIS BUDDY 'CAUSE HE ALSO DIDN'T HAVE A MOTHER. 126 00:07:29,461 --> 00:07:33,996 SO THEY GOT THE IDEA OF BOOSTING SOMETHING FROM BLOOMINGDALE'S. 127 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:37,522 - I BEG YOUR PARDON. BOOSTING? - YEAH. SHOPLIFTING. 128 00:07:37,581 --> 00:07:39,581 THAT'S THE GHETTO CHRISTMAS CLUB. 129 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,775 SO, ANYWAY, HE AND HIS BUDDY... 130 00:07:44,835 --> 00:07:48,771 THIS BUDDY... I MEAN, THIS GUY LOVED PANCAKES. 131 00:07:48,828 --> 00:07:52,397 I MEAN, FAT ONES, THIN ONES, DOLLAR-SIZED. 132 00:07:52,455 --> 00:07:54,389 THIS WILL TAKE CARE OF DOO DOO. 133 00:07:54,452 --> 00:07:56,352 OH, DEE DEE. 134 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:01,780 SOMETIMES HE'D HAVE 'EM WITH SYRUP OR STRAWBERRY JAM. 135 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:04,474 OR MAYBE HAVE 'EM WITH BACON. HE WAS JUST CRAZY ABOUT PANCAKES. 136 00:08:04,535 --> 00:08:08,404 I THINK I'LL TAKE DEE DEE INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE SHE CAN GET MORE SUNLIGHT. 137 00:08:08,462 --> 00:08:11,630 THE ONLY THING HE LIKED BETTER THAN PANCAKES WAS WAFFLES. 138 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:14,758 NOW YOU'VE HIT UPON SOMETHING. I'M VERY PARTIAL TO WAFFLES, ESPECIALLY... 139 00:08:14,817 --> 00:08:18,386 SO ANYHOW, THEY DECIDED TO STEAL A COUPLE OF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. 140 00:08:18,445 --> 00:08:23,348 WOULDN'T THAT BE RATHER MESSY, STUFFING WAFFLES INTO CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS? 141 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:27,800 WHAT WAFFLES? WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WAFFLES? 142 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:31,931 THE KIDS GOT BUSTED WITH A COUPLE OF WATCHES AND $50 WORTH OF FRENCH PERFUME. 143 00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:35,357 AH, YES. THE STORE DETECTIVE SAW THEM, I SUPPOSE. 144 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:37,349 THE STORE DETECTIVE DIDN'T SEE NOTHING. 145 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:39,479 THE TOP CAME OFF OF ONE OF THE PERFUME BOTTLES... 146 00:08:39,542 --> 00:08:42,210 AND THE MAN KNEW THEY DIDN'T SMELL THAT WAY WHEN THEY CAME IN. 147 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:47,173 THAT'S SAD. SO THE LAD NEVER GOT TO GIVE HIS MOTHER THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 148 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:50,598 NOT THAT SEASON. WHEN THEY GOT IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE WITH NO LAWYER, 149 00:08:50,658 --> 00:08:53,225 HE GAVE 'EM A YEAR IN THE SLAMMER. 150 00:08:53,286 --> 00:08:55,892 I SEE. AND YOU FEEL THAT LOUISE AND LIONEL WILL 151 00:08:55,909 --> 00:08:58,315 LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU IF ALL THIS COMES OUT. 152 00:08:58,377 --> 00:09:03,280 YEP. WAIT. HOLD IT. WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME? 153 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,402 I SAID I HAD THIS FRIEND. 154 00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:09,031 YEAH. 155 00:09:09,092 --> 00:09:13,195 YEAH. IF LOUISE AND LIONEL EVER FOUND OUT... 156 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,792 I JUST CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 157 00:09:14,812 --> 00:09:17,082 WELL, MUM'S THE WORD. YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME. 158 00:09:17,146 --> 00:09:19,879 YEAH, I CAN ALSO DEPEND ON MY BUDDY. 159 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:22,907 HE'S IN TOWN AND YOU CAN BET HE'S OUT TO HUSTLE ME. 160 00:09:22,968 --> 00:09:26,270 - REALLY? HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? - 'CAUSE HE DID IT ONCE BEFORE. 161 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:28,741 THE DAY LOUISE AND I GOT MARRIED, HE THREATENED ME. 162 00:09:28,758 --> 00:09:33,894 COST ME 11 BUCKS, PLUS MY ARGYLE SOCKS AND MY SPEIDEL WATCHBAND. 163 00:09:35,214 --> 00:09:36,913 WHAT AN UNSCRUPULOUS DASTARD. 164 00:09:36,978 --> 00:09:39,912 IS THAT THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCE IT IN ENGLAND? 165 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,138 MY UNCLE DESMOND HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE, 166 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,479 ONLY HE WAS TOO SMART FOR THE FELLOW WHO HAD THE GOODS ON HIM. 167 00:09:47,494 --> 00:09:49,472 - WHAT DID HE DO? - HE DECIDED THE ONLY WAY... 168 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:52,491 TO DEAL WITH A BLACKMAILER WAS TO PULL HIS FANGS. 169 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,952 SO HE MADE A FULL CONFESSION TO THE POLICE, 170 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:58,383 HIS WIFE, THE OTHER WOMAN AND THE BANK. 171 00:09:58,442 --> 00:10:00,141 HOW DID THAT SOLVE ANYTHING? 172 00:10:00,205 --> 00:10:02,183 WELL, THE BLACKMAILER GOT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 173 00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:05,404 - AND UNCLE DESMOND IS ABLE TO LIVE WITH HIMSELF. - OH! 174 00:10:05,463 --> 00:10:08,664 WHICH IS FORTUNATE BECAUSE HIS CELL IS ONLY FIVE BY SEVEN. 175 00:10:10,488 --> 00:10:12,633 I ADMIT IT'S NOT A PERFECT SOLUTION. 176 00:10:12,651 --> 00:10:14,518 PERFECT? I THINK IT STINKS. 177 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,516 BUT TODAY UNCLE DESMOND CAN LOOK HIMSELF IN THE EYES AND SAY, 178 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,677 "ONLY 14 MORE YEARS TO GO." 179 00:10:20,737 --> 00:10:22,970 [Doorbell Rings] I'LL GET IT. 180 00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:28,863 ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT ON YOUR WAY OUT? 181 00:10:28,923 --> 00:10:34,793 GLADLY. AND SAY GOOD-BYE TO DEE DEE FOR ME, WILL YOU? I HATE SCENES. 182 00:10:34,846 --> 00:10:37,514 AH, MR. WILLIS, THIS IS QUITE A SURPRISE. 183 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:40,877 REALLY? NOT FOR ME. FOR MR. JEFFERSON. 184 00:10:40,935 --> 00:10:43,370 HE'S HIDING IN THE COAT RACK. 185 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,162 IF YOU'VE COME TO ASK ABOUT THE COCKTAIL PARTY, THE ANSWER IS NO. 186 00:10:48,223 --> 00:10:51,257 AND IF IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, THE ANSWER IS STILL NO. 187 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,030 COME ON, GEORGE. YOU'LL ENJOY MEETING THE GROUP WE'VE INVITED. 188 00:10:54,047 --> 00:10:56,025 SOME OF THE BEST CRIME WRITERS IN THE BUSINESS. 189 00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:58,278 I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BE MEETING NO GOOFY CRIME WRITERS. 190 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:00,351 THESE PEOPLE ARE ANYTHING BUT GOOFY. 191 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:03,204 IT TAKES A REAL BRAIN TO WRITE A GOOD CRIME STORY. 192 00:11:03,265 --> 00:11:05,432 THEY GET THEIR HEROES IN SUCH TROUBLE, 193 00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:07,472 YOU'D SWEAR THEY COULD NEVER GET THEM OUT OF IT. 194 00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:09,425 BUT SOMEHOW THEY ALWAYS DO. 195 00:11:09,487 --> 00:11:13,256 - THEY DO? SIT DOWN. - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 196 00:11:13,315 --> 00:11:16,215 RELAX. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. WELL, THANK YOU. 197 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,876 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU FOR WEEKS, 198 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,272 YOU BEING A BIG-TIME BOOK EDITOR AND ALL THAT. 199 00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:26,337 YOU EVER RUN ACROSS A STORY ABOUT A DUDE WHO COMMITTED A CRIME A LONG TIME AGO... 200 00:11:26,393 --> 00:11:30,761 AND A RAT WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT BEGINS TO HOUND HIM AND HOUND HIM? 201 00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:34,097 WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE LES MISERABLES BY VICTOR HUGO. 202 00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:36,914 LES WHO? 203 00:11:36,974 --> 00:11:40,809 LES MISERABLES BY VICTOR HUGO. OH. HOW'S IT GO? 204 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:46,137 WELL, THE HERO, JEAN VALJEAN, WAS RELENTLESSLY PURSUED BY HIS TORMENTOR. 205 00:11:46,192 --> 00:11:48,570 - BUT HE FINALLY FOUND HIS FREEDOM. - HOW DID HE DO THAT? 206 00:11:48,588 --> 00:11:50,955 - THE VILLAIN KILLED HIMSELF. - THAT'S NICE. 207 00:11:51,017 --> 00:11:53,550 SO THE GOOD GUY GOT AWAY AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER? 208 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:56,781 - NO. HE DROWNED IN A SEWER. - HE DID WHAT? 209 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,818 MAN, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. WHAT? 210 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:02,172 AND I DON'T WANNA GO TO YOUR PARTY. AND YOU CAN TELL THAT VICTOR HUGO... 211 00:12:02,231 --> 00:12:04,731 THAT DROWNING IS A DUMB WAY TO GET SOMEBODY OUT OF TROUBLE. 212 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:08,229 WELL, I'LL TELL VICTOR IF HE SHOWS UP. 213 00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:15,247 - GEORGE, WHO JUST LEFT? - MR. VANILLA. 214 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:18,254 AND WE STILL AIN'T GOING TO HIS PARTY. [Doorbell Rings] 215 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:21,271 - GET THE DOOR. - WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER THE DOOR? 216 00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:24,212 - 'CAUSE I AIN'T HOME. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AIN'T HOME? 217 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:31,122 - IT'S TOM WILLIS, GEORGE. - WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? 218 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:34,116 NOTHING. I'M JUST HELPING THIS MAN FIND YOUR APARTMENT. 219 00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:47,960 GEORGE JEFFERSON! BABY, YOU SURE LOOKIN' GOOD! 220 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:51,855 GIMME SOME SKIN. GIMME SOME SKIN. WHOO! 221 00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:57,844 - WHAT YOU DOING HERE? - I WAS JUST PASSIN' IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 222 00:12:57,904 --> 00:13:02,439 THAT IS, IF YOU CONSIDER HARLEM A PART OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 223 00:13:02,495 --> 00:13:04,428 HEY, MAMA. 224 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:09,629 BABY, YOU DOIN' BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. 225 00:13:09,682 --> 00:13:11,883 AIN'T YOU GONNA ASK ME IN? 226 00:13:13,144 --> 00:13:15,911 AND, UH, WHO IS THE PRETTY MAMA? 227 00:13:15,973 --> 00:13:18,974 THIS IS MY WIFE LOUISE. THIS IS MY BUDDY MONK DAVIS. 228 00:13:19,035 --> 00:13:21,168 WE'RE JUST ON OUR WAY OUT TO THE MOVIES. 229 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,997 WHAT MOVIE? THE MOVIE CLAUDINE. 230 00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:26,526 WE SAW CLAUDINE. WE DIDN'T SEE IT TWICE. 231 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,122 AND TWICE IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA SEE IT TONIGHT. 232 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:33,652 GEORGE, LOOK HERE. I WAS HOPING THE TWO OF US COULD SIT DOWN AND RAP. 233 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:36,275 I GOT A LITTLE PROPOSITION FOR YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 234 00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:38,483 WELL, I HATE TO MISS OUT ON AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS. 235 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:42,436 BUT I'M SORRY, MONK. LIKE I SAID, WE'RE GOING OUT TO THE MOVIES. 236 00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:44,472 GEORGE, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 237 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,469 DINNER IS PRACTICALLY ON THE TABLE. 238 00:13:46,487 --> 00:13:50,690 AND I'M SURE WHATEVER MR. DAVIS WANTS TO TALK ABOUT DOESN'T INCLUDE ME. 239 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:55,817 - ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. DAVIS? - WELL, NOW, THAT'D BE UP TO GEORGE. 240 00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:58,005 UH, EXCUSE ME. 241 00:13:59,532 --> 00:14:02,399 HEY, BABY, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE. 242 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:06,029 IF I HADN'T PASSED A STORE THAT SAID, "JEFFERSON CLEANERS," 243 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:09,089 I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN YOU WAS ALIVE. 244 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,450 NOW, HOW ABOUT THE TWO OF US GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS? 245 00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:15,055 YOU LOOK REAL HEALTHY. WHAT DID YOU DO, GET A LITTLE TALLER? 246 00:14:15,072 --> 00:14:19,708 NO. IT'S 'CAUSE I'M WEARING SHOES. NOT LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS. 247 00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:21,697 WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN AND GET TO IT? 248 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:25,295 - NO SENSE IN BEATING AROUND THE BUSH. - YEAH, RIGHT. 249 00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:27,622 HOW'S BESSIE? ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 250 00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:31,219 THAT'S GREAT. NO, IT AIN'T. THE HEIFER DIVORCED ME. 251 00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:34,509 TOOK EVERYTHING. 252 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,474 MAN, IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH A SKINNY GAL... 253 00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:41,070 CAN CARRY OFF IN ONE AFTERNOON. 254 00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:44,395 THE ONLY THING SHE DIDN'T TAKE WAS THE DOOR TO THE JOHN... 255 00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:47,490 AND THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF SCREWDRIVER. 256 00:14:49,214 --> 00:14:53,416 THING LIKE THAT... CAN KNOCK A MAN DOWN. 257 00:14:53,474 --> 00:14:57,710 GIVE IT TIME, MONK. YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO GET OVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT OVERNIGHT. 258 00:14:57,767 --> 00:15:01,334 WHEN DID IT HAPPEN? JANUARY THE 15th, 259 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:03,727 WELL... 1945. 260 00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:08,855 BUT NOW I GOT ME A CLASSY WOMAN. 261 00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:12,616 A FOXY LADY. [Chuckles] 262 00:15:12,674 --> 00:15:15,642 BUT THE ONLY THING IS, 263 00:15:15,702 --> 00:15:18,603 SHE'S, UH, EXPENSIVE. 264 00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:20,964 HERE IT COMES. OKAY. 265 00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:26,163 I HATE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A BROTHER, BUT I AIN'T GOT NO CHOICE. 266 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,919 WELL, YOU KNOW, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T GOT TO FEEL BAD. 267 00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:32,315 WHAT IS A FRIEND FOR IF YOU CAN'T COME TO HIM WHEN YOU GOT A NEED? 268 00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:34,340 RIGHT, BABY. 269 00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:38,339 AS LONG AS WE BOTH UNDERSTAND THIS AIN'T GONNA BECOME NO HABIT. 270 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,498 MM-HMM. 271 00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:43,128 YEP, I HOPE YOU'LL BOTH BE VERY HAPPY. 272 00:15:43,189 --> 00:15:45,723 I HEAR CHICAGO'S A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. 273 00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:50,721 I AIN'T GONNA LEAVE NEW YORK NOW THAT I FOUND MY OLD BUDDY. 274 00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:55,042 TWO HUNDRED MEASLY DOLLARS. 275 00:15:55,101 --> 00:15:59,170 WHAT YOU DOING? THAT'S A WEDDING PRESENT FOR YOU AND THE FOX. 276 00:15:59,228 --> 00:16:01,273 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GONNA PAY YOU ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT? 277 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,392 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU, GEORGE JEFFERSON, 278 00:16:04,454 --> 00:16:07,154 LIKE THE TASTE I WAKES UP WITH IN THE MORNING. 279 00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:09,649 YOU GOT YOUR FAMILY. YOU GOT YOUR BUSINESS. 280 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:12,110 YOU GOT ALL OF THIS. 281 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,874 BUT MOST OF ALL, YOU GOT PRIDE. 282 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,446 MONK, WHY DON'T YOU LIGHTEN UP? I AIN'T NEVER DONE NOTHING TO YOU. 283 00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:20,996 AND I FIGURE YOUR PRIDE IS WORTH, 284 00:16:21,057 --> 00:16:25,026 OH, A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO START. 285 00:16:26,283 --> 00:16:27,916 HEY, POP. 286 00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:29,913 HEY, SON. 287 00:16:29,976 --> 00:16:33,812 OH, THIS YOUR SON, GEORGE? 288 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:37,204 WHY, THAT SURE IS A FINE BOY. 289 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,732 I BET HE'S REAL PROUD OF YOU. AIN'T YOU GONNA INTRODUCE US? 290 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,558 HE AIN'T GOT TIME TO BE INTRODUCED. I DON'T? 291 00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:46,130 - HE'S GOTTA GO HELP HIS MOTHER IN THE KITCHEN. - I DO? 292 00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:47,482 YOU DO. 293 00:16:47,546 --> 00:16:51,348 POP'S AMAZING. HE ALWAYS KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 294 00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:55,376 HE SAVES ME A LOT OF TIME 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO THINK FOR MYSELF. 295 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:58,133 YEAH, I KNOW, JUNE BUG. 296 00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:02,630 YOUR DADDY AND ME, WE DID A LOT OF AMAZING THINGS TOGETHER. 297 00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:06,556 THERE'S ONE LITTLE DISAPPEARING ACT I REMEMBERS IN PARTICULAR. 298 00:17:06,613 --> 00:17:09,815 - LIONEL. - I KNOW. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR. 299 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:17,541 NICE BOY YOU GOT THERE, GEORGE. AND HE SURE RESPECTS YOU. 300 00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,174 NOW, GETTIN' BACK TO THE MONEY. THIS THING CAN BE REAL SIMPLE IF YOU JUST... 301 00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:23,959 [Doorbell Rings] OH! DOORBELL. SORRY. 302 00:17:26,315 --> 00:17:30,149 TERRIBLY STUPID OF ME. I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ELIZABETH AND ESSEX. 303 00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:33,175 WELL, THEY AIN'T HERE. NO, NO, NO, MY BIRDS. 304 00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:36,567 OH, IT'S YOU, MR. BENTLEY. 305 00:17:36,629 --> 00:17:39,463 YES, MRS. JEFFERSON, COULD I PRESUME ONE MORE TIME? 306 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,626 YOU SEE, DAPHNE IS TERRIFIED OF ANYTHING WITH FEATHERS. 307 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,764 I HAD TO BUY NEW PILLOWS AND EVERYTHING. 308 00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:46,849 COULD YOU LOOK AFTER THEM FOR THE WEEKEND? 309 00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:49,846 IF YOU PROMISE THEY WON'T BARK AT NIGHT. 310 00:17:49,907 --> 00:17:52,941 VERY RICH. OH, UH, HOW DO YOU DO? 311 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,468 THIS IS MY FRIEND MONK DAVIS. 312 00:17:56,528 --> 00:18:00,397 MONK? OH, THAT MUST BE A FASCINATING WAY OF LIFE. 313 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:07,851 TELL ME. DO YOU GET OUT OF THE MONASTERY VERY OFTEN? 314 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,874 ONLY WHEN WE NEED FUNDS. 315 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:16,701 WHAT KIND OF BIRDS ARE THEY, MR. BENTLEY? 316 00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:19,696 OH, THEY'RE BUDGIES, AUSTRALIAN LOVEBIRDS. 317 00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:24,593 OKAY, BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY'RE ARGUING WHEN YOU PICK 'EM UP. 318 00:18:24,648 --> 00:18:26,993 ACTUALLY, THEY'RE NOT REALLY LOVEBIRDS, POOR THINGS. 319 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,511 I FOUND OUT THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME SEX. 320 00:18:29,573 --> 00:18:31,939 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WHEN THEY FOUND OUT. 321 00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:36,532 WELL, THEY ARE KIND OF CUTE. 322 00:18:36,594 --> 00:18:39,528 OKAY, BENTLEY, WE'LL KEEP 'EM ALIVE UNTIL YOU GET BACK. BYE. 323 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:42,034 JUST WATER THEM AT THE SAME TIME AS DEE DEE. 324 00:18:42,052 --> 00:18:44,752 WE'LL HANDLE IT. BYE. HERE'S THE BIRDSEED... 325 00:18:44,814 --> 00:18:46,747 AND THEIR CUTTLEBONE... RIGHT. 326 00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,877 AND THEIR TWEETY-TREAT... YEAH. 327 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,875 AND, UH, THEIR LITTLE FERRIS WHEEL. 328 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,612 IT'S SUCH A PITY THAT DAPHNE CAN'T GET USED TO THEM. 329 00:18:55,629 --> 00:18:59,597 IT'S SO DIFFICULT WHEN YOUR BIRD DOESN'T LIKE YOUR BIRDS. 330 00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:06,054 MAN, THAT SURE IS A WEIRD DUDE. YOU KNOW SOME FUNNY WHITE FOLKS. 331 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:10,079 I'D RATHER HAVE HIS KIND OF WEIRD THAN YOUR KIND OF WEIRD. [Doorbell Rings] 332 00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:13,169 HELLO AGAIN. 333 00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:16,273 I FORGOT TO MENTION THEY'RE VERY PARTIAL TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. 334 00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:23,191 GEORGE, DID MR. BENTLEY SAY WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO FEED THESE THINGS? 335 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,329 GIVE 'EM SOME OF THAT SPAGHETTI. THAT LOOKS LIKE WORMS. 336 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:31,508 I'M SERIOUS, GEORGE. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HUNGRY. 337 00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:34,268 - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. - GEORGE, YOU QUIT STALLING. 338 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:36,530 EITHER WE GET THIS THING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW... 339 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,525 OR I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND TALK TO LOUISE TOO. 340 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:41,334 LOOK, STAY HERE, MONK. JUST COOL IT FOR A MINUTE, OKAY? 341 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:45,687 WELL, HURRY UP. YOU DON'T WANNA KEEP YOUR NEW PARTNER WAITIN'. 342 00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:52,610 DON'T WORRY. I PROMISE WHEN I COME BACK, WE'LL SETTLE EVERYTHING. SOLID? 343 00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:56,130 SOLID. 344 00:19:56,193 --> 00:19:59,761 HEY, WHO'S THAT WITH POP? HE'S AN OLD FRIEND. 345 00:20:02,714 --> 00:20:06,650 LOUISE, LIONEL, I GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT. 346 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:10,876 YOU SEE HOW HUNGRY THEY LOOK? THEIR LITTLE BEAKS ARE ALL DRAWN IN. 347 00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:13,502 HERE. LET THEM LOVEBIRDS FIGHT OVER THIS. 348 00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:18,463 NOW, THIS ISN'T GONNA BE EASY FOR ME TO SAY. 349 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,265 YOU SEE... MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TELL US, POP. 350 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:23,686 AND YOUR INTERRUPTING AIN'T GONNA HELP NONE. JUST BE QUIET AND LISTEN. 351 00:20:23,745 --> 00:20:26,813 [Birds Tweeting] AND THAT GOES FOR YOUR DUMB BIRDS TOO. 352 00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:31,477 GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING SO ANGRY ABOUT? LIONEL WAS JUST ASKING IF... 353 00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:35,001 AND THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO! ONCE AND FOR ALL, BE QUIET AND LET ME TALK. 354 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:40,662 OKAY, OKAY. I'LL BE QUIET, BUT THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 355 00:20:40,716 --> 00:20:44,352 LOOK, I LOVE YOU, LOUISE. HEAR THAT? I LOVE YOU. 356 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,811 AND WHAT'S MORE... OH, GEORGE. 357 00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:51,276 THERE GOES THAT BIG MOUTH AGAIN. I'M STILL TALKING, WOMAN. 358 00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:55,196 SORRY. 359 00:20:55,259 --> 00:21:00,028 WHAT I'M GETTING TO IS, ON TOP OF LOVING YOU, I RESPECT YOU. 360 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,517 I MEAN, I LIKE WHAT YOU ARE, LOUISE. 361 00:21:02,579 --> 00:21:05,979 ALL THE YEARS WE BEEN MARRIED AIN'T CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT THAT. 362 00:21:06,772 --> 00:21:09,140 OH, GEORGE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 363 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,136 IF YOU SAY ANY MORE, I'LL CRY. 364 00:21:11,198 --> 00:21:14,566 WELL, THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN 'CAUSE I'M THROUGH TALKING TO YOU FOR NOW. 365 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,830 I'M UP TO YOU NOW. LIONEL. UH-OH. 366 00:21:20,715 --> 00:21:22,681 YOU'RE MY SON AND I LOVE YOU. 367 00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:25,880 IN 22 YEARS, YOU HAVE NEVER GIVEN ME ONE DAY'S BIT OF TROUBLE. 368 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:28,874 WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME... WILL YOU BE QUIET AND LISTEN! 369 00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:34,363 YOU'RE AS BAD AS YOUR MOTHER. 370 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:38,061 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 371 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:40,959 EVEN IF YOU WASN'T MY SON, EVEN IF YOU WAS A STRANGER THAT I'D JUST MET, 372 00:21:41,014 --> 00:21:44,949 I'D SAY, "THAT'S A FINE YOUNG MAN. I WISH THAT WAS MY SON." 373 00:21:45,007 --> 00:21:47,685 THANKS, POP. AND IF YOU WAS A STRANGER I JUST MET, 374 00:21:47,703 --> 00:21:51,939 I'D SAY, "I WISH HE WAS MY POP." DON'T BE TOO SURE. 375 00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:55,064 WOULD YOU MIND TELLING US WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON? 376 00:21:55,123 --> 00:21:59,860 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW PROUD I AM OF BOTH OF YOU. 377 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:04,618 - WE'RE PROUD OF YOU TOO, POP. - HOLD IT. WAIT TILL YOU HEAR WHAT I GOT TO SAY FIRST. 378 00:22:04,674 --> 00:22:09,044 I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA LOSE YOUR RESPECT. 379 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:13,136 BUT WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD, I WAS SENT TO JAIL. 380 00:22:13,194 --> 00:22:14,793 YOU MEAN REFORMATORY. 381 00:22:14,858 --> 00:22:18,759 REFORMATORY. JAIL. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I WAS SENT UP FOR ROBBERY. 382 00:22:18,818 --> 00:22:20,750 SHOPLIFTING. 383 00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:26,050 - SHOP... HOW DO YOU KNOW? - GEORGE, I'VE BEEN KNOWING ABOUT IT FOR YEARS. 384 00:22:26,105 --> 00:22:28,038 YEAH, ME TOO, POP. 385 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:33,198 WHAT? 386 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,972 - HOW DID YOU KNOW? WHO TOLD YOU? - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 387 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,388 - IT'S ALL IN THE PAST. - BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW. 388 00:22:38,449 --> 00:22:42,418 I WANNA KNOW WHO THE DIRTY STOOL PIGEON WAS THAT TOLD YOU. 389 00:22:42,476 --> 00:22:44,409 YOUR MOTHER. 390 00:22:53,858 --> 00:22:58,127 MAMA DROPPED A DIME ON ME? 391 00:22:58,183 --> 00:23:02,185 SHE WANTED TO BE SURE I KNEW THE REAL REASON YOU DID IT... 392 00:23:02,243 --> 00:23:04,176 TO GET HER A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 393 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,974 YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT THIS ALL THIS TIME... 394 00:23:07,035 --> 00:23:10,136 WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? 395 00:23:10,197 --> 00:23:12,230 THAT'S RIGHT. 396 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:15,560 HAS ALL OF THIS GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR FRIEND IN THERE? 397 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:18,955 YEAH. I WANT YOU TWO TO HANG HERE FOR A WHILE. 398 00:23:19,015 --> 00:23:23,017 I GOT SOME BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. LET ME GET HIM, POP. 399 00:23:23,075 --> 00:23:26,009 THANKS, SON, BUT TAKING OUT THE TRASH IS MY JOB. 400 00:23:29,496 --> 00:23:32,430 NOW, MONK, YOU CAME OVER HERE... 401 00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:35,458 TO DISCUSS SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE TO BOTH OF US, DIDN'T YOU? 402 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:39,488 HEY, BABY, HOLD IT DOWN. THEY'LL HEAR YOU. SAY WHAT? OH, YEAH. 403 00:23:39,546 --> 00:23:41,980 NOW, ABOUT THIS PROPOSITION. 404 00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:43,976 I JUST REACHED MY DECISION. 405 00:23:45,469 --> 00:23:48,270 YOU GOT ME CORNERED, SO OBVIOUSLY YOU WIN. 406 00:23:53,522 --> 00:23:57,124 NOW WE GETTIN' SOMEWHERE. WHEN DO I GET MY THOUSAND? 407 00:23:57,183 --> 00:23:59,450 MONK, I'M A LITTLE LOW ON CASH RIGHT NOW, 408 00:23:59,512 --> 00:24:02,980 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING IN THIS ROOM MORE VALUABLE TO YOU THAN THAT. 409 00:24:04,537 --> 00:24:07,438 THE TV-STEREO COMBINATION? NOPE. 410 00:24:07,499 --> 00:24:10,867 DINING ROOM SET? MORE PERSONAL THAN THAT. 411 00:24:10,926 --> 00:24:14,628 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I DON'T SEE NOTHING AROUND HERE LOOKS THAT VALUABLE. 412 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,154 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTIN' ON IT. - WHERE? 413 00:24:17,216 --> 00:24:19,149 THERE! 414 00:24:25,401 --> 00:24:28,335 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, NIGGA? 415 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,860 YOU FLIPPED? 416 00:24:31,924 --> 00:24:36,093 I'M GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR BUTT. NOW, GET OUT. 417 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:38,262 I AIN'T LEAVIN' HERE EMPTY-HANDED. THAT'S RIGHT. 418 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,148 BECAUSE FIRST I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH. 419 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:45,507 IF THAT DON'T DO IT, I STILL GOT MY FOOT. AND IF THAT DON'T WORK... 420 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,201 YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY, NIGGA! 421 00:24:48,263 --> 00:24:51,164 NOW YOU GONNA FORCE ME TO TELL YOUR FAMILY. 422 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:53,892 TOO LATE, SUCKER. I ALREADY TOLD 'EM. 423 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:01,347 WHY DID YOU GO AND DO A DUMB THING LIKE THAT? 424 00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:04,207 LOOK, CHUMP, JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 425 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:09,973 IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU... BLABBERMOUTHS... 426 00:25:10,026 --> 00:25:12,960 THAT RUIN THE BLACKMAIL BUSINESS. 427 00:25:33,819 --> 00:25:38,021 ?? [Woman Humming] 428 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:43,414 ?? [Humming Continues] 429 00:25:55,582 --> 00:26:00,452 [Louise] THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 430 00:26:06,225 --> 00:26:08,960 ? MOVIN', MOVIN' ON UP ?? 431 00:26:09,010 --> 00:26:13,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37258

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