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Previously on This Is Us...
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Hey, Kate, it's Madison.
I slept with Kevin.
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Explain why you, famous person,
decides to sleep
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with my closest friend.
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I'm pregnant, Kevin.
To hell with it.
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I say we just get married.
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Let's shock the world and get married.
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I got a call from a talent manager.
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And she wants me to go to L.A.
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for a few months
so she can send me on auditions.
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And what about you?
Will you be going with him?
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Oh, I can't.
I have school.
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Yeah, and I'll be back
before Sophie can even miss me.
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What about right here?
Yeah.
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Right here, right here.
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They're your mom's favorites.
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Best movie ever.
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Best movie ever.
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Hey, sorry pilot season
didn't work out, Kev.
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But, you know, it's really good
to have you back east.
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Thanks, man.
And look on the bright side.
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You got home just in time
for your wife's summer break.
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I have no idea how you guys did
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crosscountry for four whole months.
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Beth got this internship in Boston this summer,
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and, you know, just the thought
of us being apart is killing us.
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Yeah, well, I haven't even
decided if I'm gonna take it.
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You guys are being dramatic.
Boston isn't even that far away.
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I mean, Sophie and I were
on different coasts for months.
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It was, like, super easy.
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I mean, I don't know if it was that easy.
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At least, not for me.
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I'm just glad that you're home for good.
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Okay, everyone, we're leaving
for the cabin in 20 minutes.
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I want to get up there before dark.
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I can't believe I'm going to the cabin
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with a bunch of couples.
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You're not going with
just couples. You'll have me.
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Oh, "Her mother said,
before Kate smothered herself
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to death with a throw pillow."
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Stop.
You'll have me, too.
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You're going to love the cabin.
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It's mad romantic.
Mmhmm. Yeah, I'm sure.
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You know I dig it when
you wear your L.L.Bean.
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I got to admit,
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I am very into lumberjack Randall.
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It's fisherman Randall.
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Kevin got everybody flyfishing
gear for the bachelor party.
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What else you guys have
on the agenda this weekend, hmm?
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Gonna order up some strippers to the cabin?
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Put the "Oh" back in Poconos?
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Nicky and Kevin are sober.
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Toby isn't exactly rowdy.
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And Miguel's idea of fun is a crossword
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and a strong herbal tea.
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So we'll probably be putting the "ay"
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in Earl Grey.
Ugh.
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Are you sure you want
to go out there early
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for Madison's bachelorette?
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With everything you've been
going through with the studio?
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I'm actually looking forward to it.
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You know? Spend a couple days
in the sun with our girls.
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And then your date
will meet you for the wedding.
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Oh, well, tell my date that I have
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this newlydiscovered thing for fishermen.
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Mmhmm.
He should dress accordingly.
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Will do.
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Mmmm.
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Leave the boots on.
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Okay.
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Babe, I don't know.
Is this, is this cool or lame?
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I just want everything to be
perfect for Madison tomorrow.
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Yeah, no, it all looks great.
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Madison's lucky to have you.
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Aw. Well, thank you.
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The kids and I are lucky to have you.
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Babe, listen, why don't you take
this weekend to recharge?
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Hang out with the guys and get far, far away
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from the Moanasoundtrack.
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Oh, God.
You deserve it.
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Mm. Thanks.
Mwah.
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Yeah.
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I will.
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Don't forget your slippers.
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You know your toes get like ten little icicles.
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Maybe I shouldn't go.
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Honey, we've been over this a thousand times.
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I'll be fine.
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We've barely been out of
each other's sight for a year.
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Yeah, and it will be refreshing
to not have you watching over me
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like a hawk for a few days.
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Sorry.
No, II didn't mean that.
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Come here.
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I'm fine. My meds are working.
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My PET scans show no further deterioration.
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I know, and it's amazing.
It is. Yeah.
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I will be fine.
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Okay.
You're right.
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Mmhmm.
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But let me ask you something.
Hmm.
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Is it cool?
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It's cool.
For the bachelor party?
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It's very cool.
Oh, yeah?
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You look like Ponch.
Really?
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Officer Francis Poncherello,
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Erik Estrada's character from CHiPS.
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Still got it.
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Wow.
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Hey, hey, kid, uh, you got room...
Yeah?
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...in your bag for my new jigsaw puzzle?
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No.
No, I don't.
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Uh, you're not gonna want to bring
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aa jigsaw puzzle to my bachelor party.
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All right.
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Am I having
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the lamest bachelor party ever?
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Uh, let's just say I'm not
worried about the cops coming.
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Right. What about you?
You excited for your shindig?
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You mean our babies spending
the day with the nanny
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while your family comes to hang out?
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Yeah.
It's so embarrassing
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none of my friends could fly out early.
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Well, no, look, I mean,
they're all babied up, right?
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They're all on the East Coast.
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Besides, the Pearsons believe in
quality over quantity.
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Oh, God.
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Uh, Franny's up.
I have about two minutes
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to rock her back to sleep
before she wakes up Nick.
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Hello?
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Kevin.
Hi.
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Sophie, hey.
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I'm sorryI didn't I didn't
think you were gonna pick up,
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'cause I changed my number
and I figured you wouldn't take
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an unknown call.
Well, what can I say,
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I'm a naturally curious person.
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Right, um, anyway, what I was going to say
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in my voice mail is that I,
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I saw your magazine cover,
about your engagement
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and your twins, and, um...
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I don't know, it just felt weird
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not to call and say congratulations.
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Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Yeah, so... congratulations.
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I mean, your...
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your fiancée is beautiful, and, um,
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you have not one but two babies.
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It's... it's all just really amazing, Kevin.
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I'mI'm really happy for you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Uh, so why'd you change your number?
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Oh, that's a long story.
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They both took explosive poops.
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It's an allhandsondeck situation.
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Okay, I'm coming.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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You can just call me back.
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Or you don't-
don't call me back.
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You don'tdon'tThat's weird,
you don't have to do that and...
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No, no, of course, yeah.
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No, I'll call you back, um...
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You know, and we'llwe'll finish catching up.
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Yeah, okay.
Bye.
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Bye.
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Hey, Kev, don't fill up on those.
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I'm making mushroom risotto for dinner.
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Mushroom what?
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I saw it on The Today Show.
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Al Roker went crazy for the stuff.
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So I was thinking, uh,
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if we meet up every weekend, like, halfway,
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like, maybe in Connecticut,
it'll only a fourhour drive
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for each of us, so...
Randall, are you still talking about that?
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Long distance is no big deal.
You guys are gonna be fine.
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Really.
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Will you stop saying that?
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Saying what?
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That it's no big deal.
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Being away from you
was really hard for me.
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I missed you.
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I missed you, too.
I'm just trying to be positive.
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Be positive about what?
We're done
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with the whole longdistance thing.
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Yeah, for now.
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My manager said if I'm gonna
take acting serious,
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I got to be in L.A. pretty regularly.
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So, what, you're just gonna
like, constantly be in L.A.
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while I'm in New York?
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How is this marriage gonna work?
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I don't know, Soph.
It just will.
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Okay?
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Great answer. So glad
that you thought that through.
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You are such a jackass.
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There they are!
The bachelor party crew.
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What's up?
How was the private jet?
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Uh, well, Toby passed out,
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so, Miguel, of course,
spent the whole time
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searching for WiFi
so he could get ahold of Mom
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and Uncle Nicky took down
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an impressive amount of melon balls.
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Sounds about right.
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You ready to get your fish on?
Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Forecast says rain,
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but I don't think the big man upstairs
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is gonna let that happen
to my bro on his big weekend.
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Ah. Hope not.
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Hey, Kev.
Yo.
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You did it, man.
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Did what?
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You remember last Thanksgiving?
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You said you wanted
to be married with kids
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by the time you were 40.
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Well, you're doing it.
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It's out of order, but, you know, still.
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Randall! You've...
Hey.
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You've got to try this plane melon.
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It's... I ate 'em on the plane.
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Oh, it looks, uh, interesting.
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Oh, uh.
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Yeah.
Oh, wow.
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Let's get inside. Come on.
Okay, okay.
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Kate, I told you I just wanted
a chill girl's day,
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and this is already feeling very
Eyes Wide Shut.
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Okay, okay, one sec.
All right, all right.
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You can take it off.
Okay.
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Happy bachelorette!
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Oh, guys, thank you.
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This is beautiful.
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Well, only the best
for my future sisterinlaw.
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Aw.
Hi.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Beth!
Oh!
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Thank you for coming early.
Oh.
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Where are the girls?
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Oh, they're back at the hotel watching
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To All the Boys I've Loved Before,Part 9.
Oh.
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Besides, I heard that this was
a strictly 21 and over event,
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you know, which I am here for.
Oh.
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Wait.
Why is this a strictly 21 and over event?
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Uh, well...
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Oh. Who could that be?
Kate.
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No. We talked about this.
Listen, okay, just relax, okay?
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I'm not gonna do anything
that's gonna land us
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in, like, family therapy.
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Just take us right to the cusp.
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Hi. Come in.
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Uh, oh, wait.
Just to make sureyou're...
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Vaxxed and waxed for your pleasure.
Sure.
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Okay.
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Well, come on in.
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Madison?
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Joe.
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What's happening?
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If I was a betting woman, I'd say
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our girl Madison has a little
history with the stripper.
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He's not a stripper.
He's a model, right?
256
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And he's from a place called
Picasso and Prosecco.
257
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So he's gonna make us drinks and then
258
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takes off his clothes off,
and then we get to paint him.
259
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I'm sorry.
How do you two know each other?
260
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We dated.
Oh.
261
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Really good to see you,
and, um, congratulations.
262
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Thanks.
263
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So, uh, where should we set up?
264
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And did you want to paint me
in boxer briefs or full nude?
265
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The latter.
266
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This is why you should always
bring a puzzle.
267
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II got to go check on Rebecca.
268
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She hasn't texted back in a while.
269
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Miguel, she's with Kate and Beth.
270
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I'm sure she's fine.
271
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You guys decide on a movie yet?
Um...
272
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Hey, Kev, what about Jerry Maguire?
273
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You used to love this one.
274
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Jerry Maguire?
275
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I love this movie, man.
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I saw it with Dad when it first came out.
277
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Uh, shouldn't you go check on Sophie?
278
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She should for sure just
blow off some steam.
279
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Yeah. Yeah, I could go for a
little Cameron Crowe right now.
280
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Let's do it.
281
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I'll get some snacks.
282
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Can I help you?
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Jerry Maguire.
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I work in your office.
I was on a junket.
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I began writing
286
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what they call a "mission statement."
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Not a memo, a mission statement.
288
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A night like this doesn't
come along very often.
289
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I seized it.
290
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Suddenly, I was my father's son again.
291
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I was remembering the
simple pleasures of this job.
292
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...neural pathways are set, and that's why
293
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it's hard for people to change.
294
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That's why behavior
doesn't change very often.
295
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We live in a cynical world.
A cynical world.
296
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And we work in a business
297
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of tough competitors.
298
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Wow, Mr. Pearson was ridiculously handsome.
299
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Even with the mustache.
300
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Yep, he was.
301
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Hey, congratulations, by the way,
302
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on the internship in Boston.
303
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It sounds very exciting.
304
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Thanks.
305
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Yeah, I'mI'm still pretty 5050 on it.
306
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I know it's none of my business,
307
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,665
but I think you and Randall
are strong enough
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to handle being apart for a few months.
309
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If this is something
you're passionate about doing.
310
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I know.
311
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I'm actually not worried
about me and Randall.
312
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It's this amazing urban planning firm.
313
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They focus on creating these public spaces
314
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for underserved communities.
315
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That sounds like
a special thing to be a part of.
316
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Yeah, it would be, um,
317
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but it's also really intense.
318
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Like, they give their interns
their own projects
319
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to work on and manage and...
320
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I just...
321
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I'm just not sure how much more
failure I can take, you know?
322
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Did Randall tell you
that I used to dance?
323
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He did.
324
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Did he tell you that I used to sing?
325
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Hmm. He did.
326
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So I know the feeling
327
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of having a dream cut off at the knees.
328
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But you... are too young
329
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and too smart and too strong
330
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to not find new dreams and go for them.
331
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And I suspect when you do,
you will blow everyone away.
332
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Ugh.
333
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,920
I can't get the right color
for his nipples.
334
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,879
Hmm.
Why don't you try a little orange?
335
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,752
Oh.
336
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,449
Madison, is this too weird?
337
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'Cause I can send him home.
Like, I have plenty
338
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of other activities that we can do.
339
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,759
No, it's fine.
Honestly, I decided
340
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,805
the best revenge
against a guy that ghosted me
341
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is painting him naked days before
342
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I marry one of People'sMost Beautiful.
343
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You're damn right it is.
Wait.
344
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Whatwhat does "ghosted" mean?
345
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It's when you go out with someone,
346
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and then they end things
347
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by not returning your calls or your texts.
348
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Just disappearing, like a ghost.
349
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,258
What?
350
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,824
That's horrible.
351
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,609
Mmhmm.
You are horrible, Joe.
352
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,480
I know.
Well,
353
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,482
at least you never have to deal
with that crap again.
354
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,136
Here's to
355
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:50,096
never dating again.
Mm.
356
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Cheers.
And to Kevin
357
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knowing a great thing when he saw it.
358
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,405
That part.
359
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,930
I mean, sure. Kind of.
360
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Hmm? What do you mean?
361
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,152
I mean, you know, he didn't exactly
362
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,285
jump at the chance to be with me.
363
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,113
It took an accidental pregnancy.
364
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,115
Come on. He would have figured it out
365
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,942
without that.
Maybe.
366
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,989
But I certainly wasn't
reeling him in with the cute,
367
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,731
bantery texts I sent
after we slept together.
368
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,997
Wait. So, was Kevin being a ghost to you?
369
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,957
Not totally.
I mean, he'd always answer me.
370
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,960
He was totally polite.
371
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,529
It's fine, you guys, really.
372
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:36,185
The night we got together was super weird.
373
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I mean, I understand why he
wasn't in the mindset to, like,
374
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you know, ask me on a date.
375
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,627
Well, you know, I believe
everything happens for a reason.
376
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,326
Mmhmm.
Thank God for Kevin's
377
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powerful sperm making him see the light.
378
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,721
That's my brother, but cheers?
379
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,506
Hear! Hear!
Oh.
380
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,464
Cheers.
381
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,947
Oh, my.
Slight turn for me, Joe?
382
00:17:59,121 --> 00:17:59,948
Mm.
383
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,777
Okay.
384
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:06,998
I failed as much as I've succeeded,
385
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,524
but I love my wife, I love my life,
386
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,961
and I wish you my kind of success.
387
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,529
Oh, man, still holds up.
388
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,226
I can't believe
389
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,054
they never gave Cuba and Regina
a sequel, though.
390
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,664
I would have watched the hell out of that.
391
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,579
Hmm.
Kev, what'd you think?
392
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,059
Yup.
Everything you remembered it to be?
393
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,496
I think you're right.
Still holds up.
394
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,108
That's it?
395
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,371
Dude, I remember when
you first watched this movie.
396
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You nearly blew a hole through the roof
397
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you were so excited.
398
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,943
You must relate to this movie like crazy.
399
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It's practically the story of your life.
400
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,427
What are you...? What's that...?
What do you mean?
401
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,213
Well, you know, I mean,
guy falls for the kid, or
402
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,302
in your case, the idea of kids,
403
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:52,609
more than he falls
for the actual girl, you know?
404
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,698
But he sticks by her
just because he's trying
405
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,222
to do the right thing.
406
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,312
You even look like him.
407
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,576
I mean, you sound like him,
you act like him. It's...
408
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,926
Like who?
409
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,104
Jerry Maguire!
You're like Jerry Maguire 2.0.
410
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,936
Mm. Yeah, look, UUncle Nicky,
411
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:18,418
I'm not marrying Madison
because I got her pregnant.
412
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,899
I'm... I'm marrying her because
I'mI'm crazy about her.
413
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:25,773
Oh. Well, I'm...
414
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,475
Good news.
Rebecca's fine.
415
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,522
She's just painting a naked man
with the rest of the wives.
416
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,096
To be honest, I failed
as much as I've succeeded,
417
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,970
but I love my wife, I love my life,
418
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,582
and I wish you my kind of success.
419
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,717
I forgot how amazing that movie is.
420
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,981
Did you guys like it?
421
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,288
Cuba Gooding, Jr. and
Regina King kind of remind me
422
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,290
of a certain couple I know.
Yeah, I saw that.
423
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,989
That's it?
424
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,296
II mean, what about Jerry?
425
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,603
I mean, like, his whole
character, you know? I mean,
426
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,257
Jerry Maguire is the kind of guy
427
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,911
who decides what he wants,
and he goes for it.
428
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,441
I'll be back soon.
429
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,666
Your brother had, like,
a spiritual experience
430
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,885
watching Jerry Maguire.
Yeah.
431
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,714
I've never seen that look in his eyes.
Whoa.
432
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,326
I've always liked Renée Zellweger.
433
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,023
When I first saw her, I said,
434
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,199
"You know, that'sthat's a woman
that's going places.
435
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,246
She's extremely talented, uh,
she has aa beautiful mouth."
436
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:51,293
Miguel, that is an extremely
weird thing to say, man.
437
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,688
Tobias? What's your review?
438
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,996
Of the movie?
Yeah.
439
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,563
I liked it.
440
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,913
Hey, are you okay, man?
441
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,915
You've been really quiet tonight.
442
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,483
Yeah. I...
Why would you say that to me?
443
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:10,573
That I'm only marrying Madison just
444
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:13,010
because I want to do the right
thing? Why would you say that?
445
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,752
Are we still on this?
II was just running my mouth.
446
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,363
I Just forget I said it.
447
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,582
No, I don't want to forget it.
448
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,715
I don't want to forget it
because it's rude, man.
449
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,543
It's rude, and it's mean.
450
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,765
And, look, II know you've been cooped up
451
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,898
in a trailer by yourself
for the past 40 years,
452
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,204
and you have apparently
forgotten how to talk to people,
453
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,859
but that doesn't give you
the right to come into a room
454
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,035
and just act like a jackass.
Kev.
455
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,864
Why don't you take a breath?
456
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:47,262
Yeah.
I'll take a breath.
457
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,090
Okay,
458
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,048
who's ready for the next activity?
459
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,094
I got Kev to play The Newlywed Game.
460
00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,013
No.
Hey, will you ladies wait for me?
461
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,494
This sangria's going right through me.
Okay.
462
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,583
What did you do?
Well, we'll have to wait
463
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,541
to find out.
This is crazy.
464
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,413
It's gonna be so great.
Aah, I'm so nervous.
465
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,591
Beth?
466
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,245
Oh. Hey.
467
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,726
What's going on?
468
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,426
I reached out to a job recruiter
469
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,471
just to figure out my next steps,
470
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,648
and she got back to me
with a couple listings
471
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:30,174
from some very traditional
dance conservatories.
472
00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,873
That's a good thing, isn't it?
473
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,178
Could be.
474
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,180
It's just these dance academies
475
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,923
took something I love and made it joyless.
476
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,143
It's a broken system, Rebecca.
477
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,363
I just...
I don't want to be a part of it.
478
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,803
You do know you're the most
impressive person I know?
Oh.
479
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:53,415
Right?
No, no, I mean it. I'm serious.
480
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,286
The...
481
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:56,984
The mom you are.
482
00:22:57,158 --> 00:23:00,074
The career woman you are.
483
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,337
The wife you are
484
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:05,122
to a man who is kind of a fulltime job
485
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:07,168
in his own right.
486
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,866
So I say
487
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,827
if these traditional
dance academies are broken,
488
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,219
go change them.
489
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:19,485
Go in there and do what you always do.
490
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:23,358
Blow us all away.
491
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:33,368
Okay. Let's do this.
All right.
492
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,065
Listen, full disclosure.
493
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,676
I gave Nicky the questions,
and he recorded this,
494
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:39,069
so I have no idea what to expect.
495
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,334
Where are the damn questions?
496
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,032
Hello, ladies.
I hope you're enjoying
497
00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,513
Uncle Nicky's lovely, charming commentary.
498
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,384
Here we go.
All right.
499
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,212
Uh, first question.
500
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:55,259
What is Madison's idea
of a perfect Sunday morning?
501
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,913
Okay, so, you're gonna answer,
502
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,219
and then we'll see if he gets it right.
503
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,265
Okay. Um, well,
504
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,181
I kind of can't stop daydreaming
505
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,009
about when I'll be able to sleep in again.
506
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,881
I think
507
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,536
Kevin will say
that my perfect Sunday morning
508
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:13,234
is sleeping till noon
509
00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:15,236
and then hanging with him and the twins
510
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,020
in bed.
Hmm.
511
00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:18,718
All right. Good answer.
All right.
512
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:19,893
Let's see.
Come on, Kev.
513
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,895
Uh... Well, let's see.
514
00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,375
Um, she's been
515
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,769
sort of fantasizing a lot lately
about sleeping in.
516
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,728
Aw.
So I would say
517
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,730
sleep till afternoon,
518
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:34,560
um, and then cappuccino,
519
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:36,997
and we invite the kids in,
520
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:40,740
and we just sort of hang out
and cuddle in bed
521
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,438
for the next couple hours
with Thing One and Thing Two.
522
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,093
Aw.
All right!
523
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,573
He knows your drink.
524
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,270
Now, that's the lamest thing
525
00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:50,924
I ever heard. Um...
Just ask the next...
526
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:55,015
Okay. Uh, describe Madison's dream
527
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:58,453
for your future together
once you're empty nesters.
528
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:02,109
Okay.
That's a hard one.
529
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,285
It feels so far away.
530
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,374
Um...
531
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,943
I hope we'll travel a lot.
532
00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,249
And go out
533
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,296
for long, romantic dinners
534
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,734
where we sit and talk
until they kick us out.
535
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,476
Like those older couples you see
536
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,609
who still haven't run out
of things to say to each other.
537
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:28,265
Really, I just hope
that things will slow down
538
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,180
and we can sort of...
539
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,835
discover the world
all over again. Together.
540
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,664
Sorry.
That was a lot.
541
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,666
So romantic.
That was so beautiful.
542
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,190
It was the perfect answer.
So sweet.
543
00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,236
Let's see what our Romeo says.
544
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:48,285
Dream of a future together
once we're empty nesters.
545
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,287
It's a trick question.
What do you mean?
546
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,202
Well, Madison knows
547
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:55,858
that I refuse to grow old,
so the question is moot.
548
00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:57,468
Oh, my God.
549
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,166
I know Kevin wants to stay 40 forever.
550
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,168
I should've guessed that.
Boo.
551
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,126
Okay.
Next question.
552
00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:06,216
There you are.
553
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:07,478
Good, you're back.
554
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,176
I wrote my mission statement.
555
00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:10,481
Your what?
556
00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,353
Like in Jerry Maguire.
557
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,224
His was about the future of sports agencies.
558
00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:16,052
Mine is about my future with you.
559
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,837
Oh, my God.
560
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,449
"Sophie,
561
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,103
"as you know,
562
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:26,019
"I have big dreams
of becoming a famous actor.
563
00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,195
"I love you, Soph.
564
00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:30,371
"And I can see our whole lives together.
565
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,721
"In a couple years,
we'll have another wedding.
566
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:36,507
"A fancy one with guests
and cake and everything.
567
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,771
"And then a couple years later,
we'll have kids.
568
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,294
"And we'll be the kind of parents
569
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,078
"that are disgustingly
in love with each other.
570
00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:43,732
"Like my parents were.
571
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:46,909
"And one day, we'll be
that embarrassing couple
572
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,520
"that dances to the piano
in an Italian restaurant
573
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,045
"when nobody else is dancing.
574
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,047
"That's my ultimate dream, Sophie.
575
00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:57,703
You and me to the very end."
576
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,664
Earth to Kate. You got to hit
577
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,187
play so I can hear the next question.
Sorry.
578
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,754
Yes. Yes, yes.
579
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,408
Uh, here we go.
580
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,902
Rain's letting up.
Nicky found some dry firewood.
581
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,121
He's got a nice fire going on outside.
582
00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:28,124
Think it's some kind
of cavemanesque peace offering.
583
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,910
My old Jerry Maguire mission statement.
584
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,260
Ah.
Yeah.
585
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:36,045
Remember that?
So embarrassing.
586
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:42,748
No, man.
It's romantic.
587
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,227
Yeah?
Yeah.
588
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,925
Ah.
589
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:50,407
Sophie reached out to me, and, um...
590
00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:53,497
I don't know.
She said she saw the article
591
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,109
about me and Madison getting married,
592
00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:57,719
and she wanted to...
593
00:27:57,893 --> 00:28:01,070
call and congratulate me, so...
594
00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,949
I mean,
595
00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,603
how does anyone ever really know
596
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:15,128
who they're supposed to marry?
597
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,134
You know what, man?
598
00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:23,266
Come with me.
599
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,399
Yeah? All right.
Come on.
600
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,185
Listen up,
601
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,493
fellas. Our boy here's
got a classic case of cold feet.
602
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,277
I think he needs a good talkingto.
603
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,279
No, I'm fine.
You are not fine,
604
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:39,282
sir. You are a mess.
Uh... Okay.
605
00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:41,807
As for the rest of you,
606
00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:43,765
you're not on top of your game, either.
607
00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,680
Okay, Miguel,
608
00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:48,161
you have been obsessing over
our mother since you got here.
609
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,337
Tobias, you are missing
610
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:53,514
that usual je ne sais quoi
that makes you so appealing.
611
00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:54,863
And, Nicky...
612
00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:57,039
Well, you're always odd, so...
613
00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,173
So, what's up?
Who wants to go first?
614
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,827
Come on.
Real talk.
615
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:04,133
This is the lamest bachelor party
616
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:05,526
I've ever been to,
and I've never even been
617
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,268
to one.
Nicky, shut it. Please.
618
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,009
Who's first?
619
00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:17,538
I'm, like, the world's greatest romcom fan.
620
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,670
Okay? Like, th...
Like, there's...
621
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,021
there's literally never been
622
00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,675
aa Hollywood ending that I have not loved.
623
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:28,244
And usually, I hate it,
624
00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:31,813
I hateit when people try to poke holes
625
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:34,860
iin the romantic ending.
626
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:39,212
But after watching that movie,
I could only think one thing.
627
00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:42,389
They're just...
They're never gonna make it.
628
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,783
Nothing has changed.
629
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,089
All he did was deliver an incredible line
630
00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:49,700
to some divorce support group.
All right?
631
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,137
Jerry is gonna work too hard.
632
00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,052
Dorothy's gonna resent him for that.
633
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:54,967
And that little kid is gonna get
the short end of the stick
634
00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,620
'cause they'll never stop fighting,
635
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,579
and soon he's gonna be mad and sad
636
00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,233
instead of adorable and precocious.
637
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,495
And I could just see
their whole little family
638
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,236
ininin this boat,
639
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:06,239
and the boat is justjust filled with holes.
640
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:14,029
I'm s...
I'm sorry.
641
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,249
I'm sorry.
I'm in a weird place.
642
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,555
I...
643
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,605
I really, really need a new job.
644
00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:26,868
I need it financially,
645
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:29,044
and I need it for my sanity.
646
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,133
And I haven't had a nibble.
647
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,569
Except for this one opportunity
in San Francisco,
648
00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,310
which is clearly a nonstarter
649
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:38,053
for anybody with two kids under two, so...
650
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:44,233
Tobias,
651
00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:47,106
you're gonna be okay.
652
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,978
Your boat's gonna weather the storm.
653
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:53,242
I promise you.
654
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,685
That movie...
655
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,775
justjust put me in a bad mood.
656
00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:08,605
You know, like all romantic comedies do.
657
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:12,305
I mean, and romantic dramas
and romantic dramedies.
658
00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:15,438
Yeah, you know, anything that...
where there's romance
659
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,136
involved...
Yeah, we get it, Nicky.
660
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,268
I just...
I just can't relate to them.
661
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,053
I just...
662
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:26,449
I had one relationship 50 years ago.
663
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,756
Sally Brooks.
664
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,976
And I blew it.
665
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:34,762
I blew it. I mean, there's no second chances.
666
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,025
There's no happy endings.
667
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:38,200
I...
668
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:40,463
I lost the girl.
669
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,857
Roll credits.
670
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:44,859
And, uh...
671
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,384
And I think...
672
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,909
I think that's why
I said all that stuff to you.
673
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:55,000
I was just pissed off
about my own crappy love life.
674
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,177
I'm sorry.
675
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,313
Well, maybe you were onto something.
676
00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,228
You know? I mean...
677
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,753
Would Madison and I
have ended up together
678
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,973
if life hadn't thrown us
together in some weird way?
679
00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,540
I...
680
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,630
I don't know.
681
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,418
When your mother and I
682
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,116
started seeing each other,
683
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:27,554
I remember thinking a lot
about that expression
684
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,730
"written in the stars."
685
00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:33,386
I'd always loved that expression.
686
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,433
The idea that the universe had big plans
687
00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:42,308
for two strangers before
they've even crossed paths.
688
00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:46,225
I remember thinking that's how
it was for your mom and dad.
689
00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:48,401
Written in the stars.
690
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:52,709
I knew it wasn't like that
691
00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,711
for me and her.
692
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,409
It was...
693
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,194
strange, the way we came together.
694
00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,109
I knew that.
695
00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:04,417
And I was filled with doubt
on our wedding day.
696
00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:07,202
For many days after.
697
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:08,595
But then...
698
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:11,424
the years went by.
699
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,557
And I realized:
700
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,559
it's okay.
701
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,822
That, yes,
702
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:23,001
there are some love stories
that are written in the stars.
703
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:27,048
There are other love stories-
704
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,094
they're written together.
705
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:34,490
Two people the universe had no plans for
706
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:37,972
writing their story in the stars together.
707
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:42,455
That's pretty fantastic, too.
708
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,761
Isn't it?
709
00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:54,075
I think Jerry and Dorothy made it, Kevin.
710
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:56,208
I really do.
711
00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,781
This is the strangest
bachelor party in history.
712
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,174
Oh, it's borderline awful.
713
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:07,871
Yeah...
714
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:11,571
Can the nonsober people
have, like, a beer?
715
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,922
Yeah, please.
Please do.
716
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,315
Okay!
717
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,275
Thank you, man.
718
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,545
I said yes to meeting on those jobs.
719
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,113
Oh, Beths.
That's great.
720
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,856
Thank you for earlier.
721
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,379
What you said, you know?
722
00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,468
I just-
I really needed to hear it.
723
00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:41,079
Oh, please.
You're welcome.
724
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:43,342
Hey, honestly, I should be thanking you.
725
00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:45,692
What? Why?
726
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,521
For opening up to me
727
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,436
about what you've been going through.
728
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,830
YYou sharing with me like that
made me feel normal,
729
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,919
not like...
730
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,312
...not like some patient
731
00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:58,879
that everyone has to tiptoe around.
732
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,316
What are you talking about?
733
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,839
Miguel is...
734
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:05,233
an angel.
735
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,496
But I feel him worrying
about me all the time,
736
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,803
and it can be oppressive.
737
00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:11,326
Mm.
738
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,675
Kevin and Kate
739
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:14,373
don't ask me to help out with their kids.
740
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,071
And even Randall went on this...
741
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:20,422
road trip to New Orleans to
find out about his birth mother,
742
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,295
and he's barely even mentioned
a word of it to me, and...
743
00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:26,733
I don't know, maybe he thinks
that I can't handle it?
744
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,214
But...
745
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:31,085
today...
746
00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:36,221
...today, you made me feel like me again.
747
00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:37,700
Like a mom.
748
00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:40,616
And a girlfriend.
749
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:42,575
Well, I'm not gonna stop
coming to you for pep talks
750
00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:44,490
anytime soon, so...
751
00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,406
Same as I have all these years.
752
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,885
Okay. Thank you.
Oh.
753
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,409
Mm.
754
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,106
Yeah.
755
00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:54,456
Oh.
756
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:56,023
Yep.
757
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,373
That's me.
Mm.
758
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,375
Bye.
Bye.
759
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,075
Oh, Rebecca?
760
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:08,253
If you want to find out about
Randall's trip to New Orleans,
761
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,732
just ask him.
762
00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:18,741
Kate, that red velvet cake was insane.
763
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,787
You outdid yourself.
764
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,575
Madison, I need to ask you something.
765
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,317
And it's something I should
have asked you a long time ago.
766
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:31,232
And I should have asked you
because you're my best friend.
767
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:36,106
But Kevin is my brother
and so it makes it delicate.
768
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:38,935
But I need you just to tell me,
769
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,241
you know, best friend to best friend...
770
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:44,941
Are you happy?
771
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,465
Is Kevin what you were looking for?
772
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,902
Like, is he everything that you deserve?
773
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,514
I didn't know what to expect out of him,
774
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,776
honestly.
775
00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:56,910
All that fame.
776
00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:58,651
All those abs.
777
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:01,741
The face.
778
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,832
But that movie star brother of yours
779
00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:10,097
has stepped up in ways
I never could have imagined.
780
00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:13,187
I love him, Kate.
781
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:15,015
I really do.
782
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:18,627
And, Kate...
783
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:23,023
...girlfriends do not come easy for me,
784
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:27,767
as you can probably tell
by my guest list today.
785
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,032
Nothing will ever get in the way of that.
786
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,034
You got that right.
787
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:48,701
Hi.
788
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:49,876
Hi.
789
00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,227
I just wanted to see how your day was.
790
00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:54,881
It was great, actually.
791
00:37:55,055 --> 00:37:56,230
I had a lot of fun.
792
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,363
And I just got home, safe and sound.
793
00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:01,017
Good.
That's good.
794
00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,671
Um...
795
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,064
Look, uh...
796
00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,374
I'm sorry
797
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:13,029
that I drive you crazy with all my worry.
798
00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:16,381
It's just, um...
799
00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:17,382
It's, uh...
800
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:18,383
It's hard,
801
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:21,995
living in this limbo.
802
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,215
Not knowing how much time we have left.
803
00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:26,391
I know.
804
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,046
It's hard for me, too.
805
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,055
Hello?
806
00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:41,275
Rebecca.
Hey. Uh...
807
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,973
I haven't been able
to get ahold of you at home,
808
00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:45,410
and I was starting to get
a little worried.
809
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:46,802
Thought I'd try you up there.
810
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,761
Oh.
I'm sorry.
811
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:51,459
I should have mentioned that
I was bringing the kids here
812
00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:54,244
for the weekend.
No, don't be silly.
813
00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:55,724
You having fun?
814
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:03,166
It is strange being here
with them this time around.
815
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,779
And seeing Kevin and Randall in relationships.
816
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,391
They both seem so...
817
00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:11,914
...alive.
818
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,612
Yeah.
819
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:18,791
Today, for the first time
in a long time, I thought...
820
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:25,667
...maybe there's still some...
821
00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:29,236
version of love out there for me, too.
822
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:32,282
Well...
823
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,241
if that's something that you're...
824
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:36,330
open to, Rebecca,
825
00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:38,767
it will definitely find you.
826
00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,943
I mean, ofof course it will.
827
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:42,597
Uh, you are...
828
00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:45,339
You're you.
829
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,954
How's the sky look there?
830
00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,089
Mm.
831
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:58,483
It's beautiful.
832
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,006
Yours?
833
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,618
Same.
834
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:07,492
Can really see the stars tonight.
835
00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:15,413
Hey, Nicky.
Hey.
836
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:17,850
What are you up to?
Nothing. Why?
837
00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:20,374
No reason.
I just...
838
00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,770
Good night, Nicky.
Night.
839
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,398
Leave a message.
840
00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:46,444
Hi, this is Toby Damon calling.
841
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,750
Um, I've been thinking about it a lot,
842
00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:51,013
and I would actually love to be considered
843
00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:52,667
for the San Francisco position.
844
00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,539
So if you could give me a call back,
845
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,584
that'd be great.
846
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:20,042
Hey, Kev.
847
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,261
You good?
848
00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:23,611
Uh, yeah.
849
00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:25,091
Yeah.
850
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,441
I'm good.
851
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:36,972
That's the lamest thing I ever heard.
852
00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:39,279
Um...
Just ask the next question.
853
00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:41,281
Okay.
Uh...
854
00:41:41,455 --> 00:41:44,719
describe Madison's dream
for your future together
855
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,504
once you're empty nesters.
856
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,333
Dream of a future together
857
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,248
once we're empty nesters.
858
00:42:02,258 --> 00:42:04,086
Dream of a future together
859
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,785
once we're empty nesters.
860
00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:10,440
It's a trick question.
What do you mean?
861
00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:14,270
Well, Madison knows that
I refuse to grow old, so...
862
00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:16,838
question is moot.
61019
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