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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:03,612 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:03,786 --> 00:00:05,309 Hey, Kate, it's Madison. I slept with Kevin. 3 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:07,920 Explain why you, famous person, decides to sleep 4 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:10,184 with my closest friend. 5 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,447 I'm pregnant, Kevin. To hell with it. 6 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:13,926 I say we just get married. 7 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,276 Let's shock the world and get married. 8 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,581 I got a call from a talent manager. 9 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,105 And she wants me to go to L.A. 10 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,976 for a few months so she can send me on auditions. 11 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,152 And what about you? Will you be going with him? 12 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,806 Oh, I can't. I have school. 13 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,809 Yeah, and I'll be back before Sophie can even miss me. 14 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,116 What about right here? Yeah. 15 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:30,813 Right here, right here. 16 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:36,123 They're your mom's favorites. 17 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,937 Best movie ever. 18 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,113 Best movie ever. 19 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,909 Hey, sorry pilot season didn't work out, Kev. 20 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,347 But, you know, it's really good to have you back east. 21 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,175 Thanks, man. And look on the bright side. 22 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:31,178 You got home just in time for your wife's summer break. 23 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:33,310 I have no idea how you guys did 24 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,051 crosscountry for four whole months. 25 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,184 Beth got this internship in Boston this summer, 26 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:39,621 and, you know, just the thought of us being apart is killing us. 27 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,927 Yeah, well, I haven't even decided if I'm gonna take it. 28 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,714 You guys are being dramatic. Boston isn't even that far away. 29 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,542 I mean, Sophie and I were on different coasts for months. 30 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,283 It was, like, super easy. 31 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:51,850 I mean, I don't know if it was that easy. 32 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,374 At least, not for me. 33 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:56,594 I'm just glad that you're home for good. 34 00:01:56,768 --> 00:02:00,076 Okay, everyone, we're leaving for the cabin in 20 minutes. 35 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,512 I want to get up there before dark. 36 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:02,774 I can't believe I'm going to the cabin 37 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,559 with a bunch of couples. 38 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,430 You're not going with just couples. You'll have me. 39 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,867 Oh, "Her mother said, before Kate smothered herself 40 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:09,999 to death with a throw pillow." 41 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,915 Stop. You'll have me, too. 42 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:15,091 You're going to love the cabin. 43 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,528 It's mad romantic. Mmhmm. Yeah, I'm sure. 44 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:19,704 You know I dig it when you wear your L.L.Bean. 45 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,233 I got to admit, 46 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,844 I am very into lumberjack Randall. 47 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,759 It's fisherman Randall. 48 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:34,110 Kevin got everybody flyfishing gear for the bachelor party. 49 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:37,113 What else you guys have on the agenda this weekend, hmm? 50 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,941 Gonna order up some strippers to the cabin? 51 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,423 Put the "Oh" back in Poconos? 52 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,644 Nicky and Kevin are sober. 53 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:49,299 Toby isn't exactly rowdy. 54 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,954 And Miguel's idea of fun is a crossword 55 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,738 and a strong herbal tea. 56 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:56,132 So we'll probably be putting the "ay" 57 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:58,265 in Earl Grey. Ugh. 58 00:02:58,439 --> 00:02:59,788 Are you sure you want to go out there early 59 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,703 for Madison's bachelorette? 60 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,748 With everything you've been going through with the studio? 61 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,620 I'm actually looking forward to it. 62 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:08,927 You know? Spend a couple days in the sun with our girls. 63 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:11,756 And then your date will meet you for the wedding. 64 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,281 Oh, well, tell my date that I have 65 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,587 this newlydiscovered thing for fishermen. 66 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,067 Mmhmm. He should dress accordingly. 67 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:20,112 Will do. 68 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:28,643 Mmmm. 69 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,645 Leave the boots on. 70 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,786 Okay. 71 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,312 Babe, I don't know. Is this, is this cool or lame? 72 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,837 I just want everything to be perfect for Madison tomorrow. 73 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:51,361 Yeah, no, it all looks great. 74 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,537 Madison's lucky to have you. 75 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:56,148 Aw. Well, thank you. 76 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,847 The kids and I are lucky to have you. 77 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:03,373 Babe, listen, why don't you take this weekend to recharge? 78 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:06,811 Hang out with the guys and get far, far away 79 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,204 from the Moanasoundtrack. 80 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,380 Oh, God. You deserve it. 81 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,469 Mm. Thanks. Mwah. 82 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,297 Yeah. 83 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:17,126 I will. 84 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,043 Don't forget your slippers. 85 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:22,958 You know your toes get like ten little icicles. 86 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:25,482 Maybe I shouldn't go. 87 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:28,659 Honey, we've been over this a thousand times. 88 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,400 I'll be fine. 89 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:33,055 We've barely been out of each other's sight for a year. 90 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:36,058 Yeah, and it will be refreshing to not have you watching over me 91 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,060 like a hawk for a few days. 92 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,891 Sorry. No, II didn't mean that. 93 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:44,893 Come here. 94 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:48,026 I'm fine. My meds are working. 95 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,899 My PET scans show no further deterioration. 96 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:54,206 I know, and it's amazing. It is. Yeah. 97 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,470 I will be fine. 98 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,691 Okay. You're right. 99 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,693 Mmhmm. 100 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,739 But let me ask you something. Hmm. 101 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,441 Is it cool? 102 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,051 It's cool. For the bachelor party? 103 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,357 It's very cool. Oh, yeah? 104 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:17,404 You look like Ponch. Really? 105 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,449 Officer Francis Poncherello, 106 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:21,451 Erik Estrada's character from CHiPS. 107 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,931 Still got it. 108 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,367 Wow. 109 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,288 Hey, hey, kid, uh, you got room... Yeah? 110 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,334 ...in your bag for my new jigsaw puzzle? 111 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,511 No. No, I don't. 112 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,990 Uh, you're not gonna want to bring 113 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,949 aa jigsaw puzzle to my bachelor party. 114 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,736 All right. 115 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,172 Am I having 116 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,523 the lamest bachelor party ever? 117 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,655 Uh, let's just say I'm not worried about the cops coming. 118 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,831 Right. What about you? You excited for your shindig? 119 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:56,660 You mean our babies spending the day with the nanny 120 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,401 while your family comes to hang out? 121 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,490 Yeah. It's so embarrassing 122 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,187 none of my friends could fly out early. 123 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,581 Well, no, look, I mean, they're all babied up, right? 124 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:06,322 They're all on the East Coast. 125 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,280 Besides, the Pearsons believe in quality over quantity. 126 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,848 Oh, God. 127 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,807 Uh, Franny's up. I have about two minutes 128 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:16,071 to rock her back to sleep before she wakes up Nick. 129 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:24,906 Hello? 130 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,996 Kevin. Hi. 131 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,869 Sophie, hey. 132 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,002 I'm sorryI didn't I didn't think you were gonna pick up, 133 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:36,308 'cause I changed my number and I figured you wouldn't take 134 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,702 an unknown call. Well, what can I say, 135 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,401 I'm a naturally curious person. 136 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:45,709 Right, um, anyway, what I was going to say 137 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:49,191 in my voice mail is that I, 138 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:53,064 I saw your magazine cover, about your engagement 139 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:56,111 and your twins, and, um... 140 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,419 I don't know, it just felt weird 141 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:02,030 not to call and say congratulations. 142 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,686 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 143 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:09,385 Yeah, so... congratulations. 144 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,909 I mean, your... 145 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:15,391 your fiancée is beautiful, and, um, 146 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,437 you have not one but two babies. 147 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:20,744 It's... it's all just really amazing, Kevin. 148 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:24,182 I'mI'm really happy for you. 149 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:28,099 Thank you. Thank you. 150 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,927 Uh, so why'd you change your number? 151 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:32,234 Oh, that's a long story. 152 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:33,844 They both took explosive poops. 153 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,542 It's an allhandsondeck situation. 154 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,021 Okay, I'm coming. 155 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,588 It's fine, it's fine. 156 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,024 You can just call me back. 157 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,983 Or you don't- don't call me back. 158 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,550 You don'tdon'tThat's weird, you don't have to do that and... 159 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,508 No, no, of course, yeah. 160 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,205 No, I'll call you back, um... 161 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,164 You know, and we'llwe'll finish catching up. 162 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,254 Yeah, okay. Bye. 163 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,908 Bye. 164 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,679 Hey, Kev, don't fill up on those. 165 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,071 I'm making mushroom risotto for dinner. 166 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,595 Mushroom what? 167 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:29,944 I saw it on The Today Show. 168 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,120 Al Roker went crazy for the stuff. 169 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,948 So I was thinking, uh, 170 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,819 if we meet up every weekend, like, halfway, 171 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,474 like, maybe in Connecticut, it'll only a fourhour drive 172 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:41,303 for each of us, so... Randall, are you still talking about that? 173 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,914 Long distance is no big deal. You guys are gonna be fine. 174 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,394 Really. 175 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:48,832 Will you stop saying that? 176 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,181 Saying what? 177 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,314 That it's no big deal. 178 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:55,360 Being away from you was really hard for me. 179 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,363 I missed you. 180 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,105 I missed you, too. I'm just trying to be positive. 181 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,977 Be positive about what? We're done 182 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,805 with the whole longdistance thing. 183 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,633 Yeah, for now. 184 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,289 My manager said if I'm gonna take acting serious, 185 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,161 I got to be in L.A. pretty regularly. 186 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,598 So, what, you're just gonna like, constantly be in L.A. 187 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,340 while I'm in New York? 188 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,734 How is this marriage gonna work? 189 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,698 I don't know, Soph. It just will. 190 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,613 Okay? 191 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,835 Great answer. So glad that you thought that through. 192 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:40,536 You are such a jackass. 193 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:59,033 There they are! The bachelor party crew. 194 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,383 What's up? How was the private jet? 195 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,864 Uh, well, Toby passed out, 196 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,083 so, Miguel, of course, spent the whole time 197 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,346 searching for WiFi so he could get ahold of Mom 198 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,826 and Uncle Nicky took down 199 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,219 an impressive amount of melon balls. 200 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,264 Sounds about right. 201 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,353 You ready to get your fish on? Yeah. 202 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,877 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forecast says rain, 203 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,748 but I don't think the big man upstairs 204 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,055 is gonna let that happen to my bro on his big weekend. 205 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:24,362 Ah. Hope not. 206 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,016 Hey, Kev. Yo. 207 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,365 You did it, man. 208 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,063 Did what? 209 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,586 You remember last Thanksgiving? 210 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,109 You said you wanted to be married with kids 211 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,416 by the time you were 40. 212 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,287 Well, you're doing it. 213 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,725 It's out of order, but, you know, still. 214 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,291 Randall! You've... Hey. 215 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,554 You've got to try this plane melon. 216 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,426 It's... I ate 'em on the plane. 217 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,123 Oh, it looks, uh, interesting. 218 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,559 Oh, uh. 219 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,388 Yeah. Oh, wow. 220 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,520 Let's get inside. Come on. Okay, okay. 221 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:56,656 Kate, I told you I just wanted a chill girl's day, 222 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,745 and this is already feeling very Eyes Wide Shut. 223 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,748 Okay, okay, one sec. All right, all right. 224 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:05,490 You can take it off. Okay. 225 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,884 Happy bachelorette! 226 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,234 Oh, guys, thank you. 227 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,802 This is beautiful. 228 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,370 Well, only the best for my future sisterinlaw. 229 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,633 Aw. Hi. 230 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,983 Hi, sweetheart. 231 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,332 Beth! Oh! 232 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,986 Thank you for coming early. Oh. 233 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,640 Where are the girls? 234 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,686 Oh, they're back at the hotel watching 235 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,862 To All the Boys I've Loved Before,Part 9. Oh. 236 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:32,169 Besides, I heard that this was a strictly 21 and over event, 237 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,171 you know, which I am here for. Oh. 238 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,784 Wait. Why is this a strictly 21 and over event? 239 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,003 Uh, well... 240 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,484 Oh. Who could that be? Kate. 241 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,878 No. We talked about this. Listen, okay, just relax, okay? 242 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,444 I'm not gonna do anything that's gonna land us 243 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,446 in, like, family therapy. 244 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,839 Just take us right to the cusp. 245 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,363 Hi. Come in. 246 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,452 Uh, oh, wait. Just to make sureyou're... 247 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:57,107 Vaxxed and waxed for your pleasure. Sure. 248 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,109 Okay. 249 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,458 Well, come on in. 250 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,982 Madison? 251 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,288 Joe. 252 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,812 What's happening? 253 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,814 If I was a betting woman, I'd say 254 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,120 our girl Madison has a little history with the stripper. 255 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,383 He's not a stripper. He's a model, right? 256 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,472 And he's from a place called Picasso and Prosecco. 257 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,387 So he's gonna make us drinks and then 258 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:17,867 takes off his clothes off, and then we get to paint him. 259 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,000 I'm sorry. How do you two know each other? 260 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,393 We dated. Oh. 261 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:26,354 Really good to see you, and, um, congratulations. 262 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,051 Thanks. 263 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,575 So, uh, where should we set up? 264 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,883 And did you want to paint me in boxer briefs or full nude? 265 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,929 The latter. 266 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,720 This is why you should always bring a puzzle. 267 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,722 II got to go check on Rebecca. 268 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,506 She hasn't texted back in a while. 269 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,466 Miguel, she's with Kate and Beth. 270 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,033 I'm sure she's fine. 271 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,339 You guys decide on a movie yet? Um... 272 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,561 Hey, Kev, what about Jerry Maguire? 273 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:02,042 You used to love this one. 274 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,218 Jerry Maguire? 275 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,047 I love this movie, man. 276 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,049 I saw it with Dad when it first came out. 277 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,094 Uh, shouldn't you go check on Sophie? 278 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,750 She should for sure just blow off some steam. 279 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,840 Yeah. Yeah, I could go for a little Cameron Crowe right now. 280 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,755 Let's do it. 281 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,237 I'll get some snacks. 282 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,722 Can I help you? 283 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,942 Jerry Maguire. 284 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:37,251 I work in your office. I was on a junket. 285 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,079 I began writing 286 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,124 what they call a "mission statement." 287 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,300 Not a memo, a mission statement. 288 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,303 A night like this doesn't come along very often. 289 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,392 I seized it. 290 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:52,309 Suddenly, I was my father's son again. 291 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:56,009 I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job. 292 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,577 ...neural pathways are set, and that's why 293 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,405 it's hard for people to change. 294 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,146 That's why behavior doesn't change very often. 295 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:07,934 We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. 296 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,632 And we work in a business 297 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,895 of tough competitors. 298 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:20,990 Wow, Mr. Pearson was ridiculously handsome. 299 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,471 Even with the mustache. 300 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,952 Yep, he was. 301 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:29,433 Hey, congratulations, by the way, 302 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,783 on the internship in Boston. 303 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,960 It sounds very exciting. 304 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,787 Thanks. 305 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,268 Yeah, I'mI'm still pretty 5050 on it. 306 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,792 I know it's none of my business, 307 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,665 but I think you and Randall are strong enough 308 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,449 to handle being apart for a few months. 309 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:49,105 If this is something you're passionate about doing. 310 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,977 I know. 311 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:54,719 I'm actually not worried about me and Randall. 312 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,722 It's this amazing urban planning firm. 313 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,290 They focus on creating these public spaces 314 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,031 for underserved communities. 315 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,339 That sounds like a special thing to be a part of. 316 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,516 Yeah, it would be, um, 317 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,213 but it's also really intense. 318 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,346 Like, they give their interns their own projects 319 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,957 to work on and manage and... 320 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,003 I just... 321 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:21,137 I'm just not sure how much more failure I can take, you know? 322 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,055 Did Randall tell you that I used to dance? 323 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,362 He did. 324 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,193 Did he tell you that I used to sing? 325 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,978 Hmm. He did. 326 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,111 So I know the feeling 327 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:41,375 of having a dream cut off at the knees. 328 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,030 But you... are too young 329 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,770 and too smart and too strong 330 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,077 to not find new dreams and go for them. 331 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:52,386 And I suspect when you do, you will blow everyone away. 332 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,526 Ugh. 333 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,920 I can't get the right color for his nipples. 334 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,879 Hmm. Why don't you try a little orange? 335 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,752 Oh. 336 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,449 Madison, is this too weird? 337 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,929 'Cause I can send him home. Like, I have plenty 338 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,409 of other activities that we can do. 339 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,759 No, it's fine. Honestly, I decided 340 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,805 the best revenge against a guy that ghosted me 341 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,417 is painting him naked days before 342 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,114 I marry one of People'sMost Beautiful. 343 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,029 You're damn right it is. Wait. 344 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,422 Whatwhat does "ghosted" mean? 345 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,424 It's when you go out with someone, 346 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,991 and then they end things 347 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,818 by not returning your calls or your texts. 348 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,865 Just disappearing, like a ghost. 349 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,258 What? 350 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,824 That's horrible. 351 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,609 Mmhmm. You are horrible, Joe. 352 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,480 I know. Well, 353 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,482 at least you never have to deal with that crap again. 354 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,136 Here's to 355 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:50,096 never dating again. Mm. 356 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,272 Cheers. And to Kevin 357 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,274 knowing a great thing when he saw it. 358 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,405 That part. 359 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,930 I mean, sure. Kind of. 360 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,845 Hmm? What do you mean? 361 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,152 I mean, you know, he didn't exactly 362 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,285 jump at the chance to be with me. 363 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,113 It took an accidental pregnancy. 364 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,115 Come on. He would have figured it out 365 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,942 without that. Maybe. 366 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,989 But I certainly wasn't reeling him in with the cute, 367 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,731 bantery texts I sent after we slept together. 368 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,997 Wait. So, was Kevin being a ghost to you? 369 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,957 Not totally. I mean, he'd always answer me. 370 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,960 He was totally polite. 371 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,529 It's fine, you guys, really. 372 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:36,185 The night we got together was super weird. 373 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,927 I mean, I understand why he wasn't in the mindset to, like, 374 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,495 you know, ask me on a date. 375 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,627 Well, you know, I believe everything happens for a reason. 376 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,326 Mmhmm. Thank God for Kevin's 377 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,328 powerful sperm making him see the light. 378 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,721 That's my brother, but cheers? 379 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,506 Hear! Hear! Oh. 380 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,464 Cheers. 381 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,947 Oh, my. Slight turn for me, Joe? 382 00:17:59,121 --> 00:17:59,948 Mm. 383 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,777 Okay. 384 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:06,998 I failed as much as I've succeeded, 385 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,524 but I love my wife, I love my life, 386 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,961 and I wish you my kind of success. 387 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,529 Oh, man, still holds up. 388 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,226 I can't believe 389 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,054 they never gave Cuba and Regina a sequel, though. 390 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,664 I would have watched the hell out of that. 391 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,579 Hmm. Kev, what'd you think? 392 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,059 Yup. Everything you remembered it to be? 393 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,496 I think you're right. Still holds up. 394 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,108 That's it? 395 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,371 Dude, I remember when you first watched this movie. 396 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,416 You nearly blew a hole through the roof 397 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,592 you were so excited. 398 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,943 You must relate to this movie like crazy. 399 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,250 It's practically the story of your life. 400 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,427 What are you...? What's that...? What do you mean? 401 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,213 Well, you know, I mean, guy falls for the kid, or 402 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,302 in your case, the idea of kids, 403 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:52,609 more than he falls for the actual girl, you know? 404 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,698 But he sticks by her just because he's trying 405 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,222 to do the right thing. 406 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,312 You even look like him. 407 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,576 I mean, you sound like him, you act like him. It's... 408 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,926 Like who? 409 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,104 Jerry Maguire! You're like Jerry Maguire 2.0. 410 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,936 Mm. Yeah, look, UUncle Nicky, 411 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:18,418 I'm not marrying Madison because I got her pregnant. 412 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,899 I'm... I'm marrying her because I'mI'm crazy about her. 413 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:25,773 Oh. Well, I'm... 414 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,475 Good news. Rebecca's fine. 415 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,522 She's just painting a naked man with the rest of the wives. 416 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,096 To be honest, I failed as much as I've succeeded, 417 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,970 but I love my wife, I love my life, 418 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,582 and I wish you my kind of success. 419 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,717 I forgot how amazing that movie is. 420 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,981 Did you guys like it? 421 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,288 Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Regina King kind of remind me 422 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,290 of a certain couple I know. Yeah, I saw that. 423 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,989 That's it? 424 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,296 II mean, what about Jerry? 425 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,603 I mean, like, his whole character, you know? I mean, 426 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,257 Jerry Maguire is the kind of guy 427 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,911 who decides what he wants, and he goes for it. 428 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,441 I'll be back soon. 429 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,666 Your brother had, like, a spiritual experience 430 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,885 watching Jerry Maguire. Yeah. 431 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,714 I've never seen that look in his eyes. Whoa. 432 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,326 I've always liked Renée Zellweger. 433 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,023 When I first saw her, I said, 434 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,199 "You know, that'sthat's a woman that's going places. 435 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,246 She's extremely talented, uh, she has aa beautiful mouth." 436 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:51,293 Miguel, that is an extremely weird thing to say, man. 437 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,688 Tobias? What's your review? 438 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,996 Of the movie? Yeah. 439 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,563 I liked it. 440 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,913 Hey, are you okay, man? 441 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,915 You've been really quiet tonight. 442 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,483 Yeah. I... Why would you say that to me? 443 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:10,573 That I'm only marrying Madison just 444 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:13,010 because I want to do the right thing? Why would you say that? 445 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,752 Are we still on this? II was just running my mouth. 446 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,363 I Just forget I said it. 447 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,582 No, I don't want to forget it. 448 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,715 I don't want to forget it because it's rude, man. 449 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,543 It's rude, and it's mean. 450 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,765 And, look, II know you've been cooped up 451 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,898 in a trailer by yourself for the past 40 years, 452 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,204 and you have apparently forgotten how to talk to people, 453 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,859 but that doesn't give you the right to come into a room 454 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,035 and just act like a jackass. Kev. 455 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,864 Why don't you take a breath? 456 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:47,262 Yeah. I'll take a breath. 457 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,090 Okay, 458 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,048 who's ready for the next activity? 459 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,094 I got Kev to play The Newlywed Game. 460 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,013 No. Hey, will you ladies wait for me? 461 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,494 This sangria's going right through me. Okay. 462 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,583 What did you do? Well, we'll have to wait 463 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,541 to find out. This is crazy. 464 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,413 It's gonna be so great. Aah, I'm so nervous. 465 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,591 Beth? 466 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,245 Oh. Hey. 467 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,726 What's going on? 468 00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,426 I reached out to a job recruiter 469 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,471 just to figure out my next steps, 470 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,648 and she got back to me with a couple listings 471 00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:30,174 from some very traditional dance conservatories. 472 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,873 That's a good thing, isn't it? 473 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,178 Could be. 474 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,180 It's just these dance academies 475 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,923 took something I love and made it joyless. 476 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,143 It's a broken system, Rebecca. 477 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,363 I just... I don't want to be a part of it. 478 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,803 You do know you're the most impressive person I know? Oh. 479 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:53,415 Right? No, no, I mean it. I'm serious. 480 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,286 The... 481 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:56,984 The mom you are. 482 00:22:57,158 --> 00:23:00,074 The career woman you are. 483 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,337 The wife you are 484 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:05,122 to a man who is kind of a fulltime job 485 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:07,168 in his own right. 486 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,866 So I say 487 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,827 if these traditional dance academies are broken, 488 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,219 go change them. 489 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:19,485 Go in there and do what you always do. 490 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:23,358 Blow us all away. 491 00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:33,368 Okay. Let's do this. All right. 492 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,065 Listen, full disclosure. 493 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,676 I gave Nicky the questions, and he recorded this, 494 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:39,069 so I have no idea what to expect. 495 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,334 Where are the damn questions? 496 00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,032 Hello, ladies. I hope you're enjoying 497 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,513 Uncle Nicky's lovely, charming commentary. 498 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,384 Here we go. All right. 499 00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,212 Uh, first question. 500 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:55,259 What is Madison's idea of a perfect Sunday morning? 501 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,913 Okay, so, you're gonna answer, 502 00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,219 and then we'll see if he gets it right. 503 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,265 Okay. Um, well, 504 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,181 I kind of can't stop daydreaming 505 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,009 about when I'll be able to sleep in again. 506 00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,881 I think 507 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,536 Kevin will say that my perfect Sunday morning 508 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:13,234 is sleeping till noon 509 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:15,236 and then hanging with him and the twins 510 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,020 in bed. Hmm. 511 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:18,718 All right. Good answer. All right. 512 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:19,893 Let's see. Come on, Kev. 513 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,895 Uh... Well, let's see. 514 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,375 Um, she's been 515 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,769 sort of fantasizing a lot lately about sleeping in. 516 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,728 Aw. So I would say 517 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,730 sleep till afternoon, 518 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:34,560 um, and then cappuccino, 519 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:36,997 and we invite the kids in, 520 00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:40,740 and we just sort of hang out and cuddle in bed 521 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,438 for the next couple hours with Thing One and Thing Two. 522 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,093 Aw. All right! 523 00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,573 He knows your drink. 524 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,270 Now, that's the lamest thing 525 00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:50,924 I ever heard. Um... Just ask the next... 526 00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:55,015 Okay. Uh, describe Madison's dream 527 00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:58,453 for your future together once you're empty nesters. 528 00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:02,109 Okay. That's a hard one. 529 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,285 It feels so far away. 530 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,374 Um... 531 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,943 I hope we'll travel a lot. 532 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,249 And go out 533 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,296 for long, romantic dinners 534 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,734 where we sit and talk until they kick us out. 535 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,476 Like those older couples you see 536 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,609 who still haven't run out of things to say to each other. 537 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:28,265 Really, I just hope that things will slow down 538 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,180 and we can sort of... 539 00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,835 discover the world all over again. Together. 540 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,664 Sorry. That was a lot. 541 00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,666 So romantic. That was so beautiful. 542 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,190 It was the perfect answer. So sweet. 543 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,236 Let's see what our Romeo says. 544 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:48,285 Dream of a future together once we're empty nesters. 545 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,287 It's a trick question. What do you mean? 546 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,202 Well, Madison knows 547 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:55,858 that I refuse to grow old, so the question is moot. 548 00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:57,468 Oh, my God. 549 00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,166 I know Kevin wants to stay 40 forever. 550 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,168 I should've guessed that. Boo. 551 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,126 Okay. Next question. 552 00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:06,216 There you are. 553 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:07,478 Good, you're back. 554 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,176 I wrote my mission statement. 555 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:10,481 Your what? 556 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,353 Like in Jerry Maguire. 557 00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,224 His was about the future of sports agencies. 558 00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:16,052 Mine is about my future with you. 559 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,837 Oh, my God. 560 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,449 "Sophie, 561 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,103 "as you know, 562 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:26,019 "I have big dreams of becoming a famous actor. 563 00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,195 "I love you, Soph. 564 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:30,371 "And I can see our whole lives together. 565 00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,721 "In a couple years, we'll have another wedding. 566 00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:36,507 "A fancy one with guests and cake and everything. 567 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,771 "And then a couple years later, we'll have kids. 568 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,294 "And we'll be the kind of parents 569 00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,078 "that are disgustingly in love with each other. 570 00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:43,732 "Like my parents were. 571 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:46,909 "And one day, we'll be that embarrassing couple 572 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,520 "that dances to the piano in an Italian restaurant 573 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,045 "when nobody else is dancing. 574 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,047 "That's my ultimate dream, Sophie. 575 00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:57,703 You and me to the very end." 576 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,664 Earth to Kate. You got to hit 577 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,187 play so I can hear the next question. Sorry. 578 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,754 Yes. Yes, yes. 579 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,408 Uh, here we go. 580 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,902 Rain's letting up. Nicky found some dry firewood. 581 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,121 He's got a nice fire going on outside. 582 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:28,124 Think it's some kind of cavemanesque peace offering. 583 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,910 My old Jerry Maguire mission statement. 584 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,260 Ah. Yeah. 585 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:36,045 Remember that? So embarrassing. 586 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:42,748 No, man. It's romantic. 587 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,227 Yeah? Yeah. 588 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,925 Ah. 589 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:50,407 Sophie reached out to me, and, um... 590 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:53,497 I don't know. She said she saw the article 591 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,109 about me and Madison getting married, 592 00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:57,719 and she wanted to... 593 00:27:57,893 --> 00:28:01,070 call and congratulate me, so... 594 00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,949 I mean, 595 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,603 how does anyone ever really know 596 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:15,128 who they're supposed to marry? 597 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,134 You know what, man? 598 00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:23,266 Come with me. 599 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,399 Yeah? All right. Come on. 600 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,185 Listen up, 601 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,493 fellas. Our boy here's got a classic case of cold feet. 602 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,277 I think he needs a good talkingto. 603 00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,279 No, I'm fine. You are not fine, 604 00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:39,282 sir. You are a mess. Uh... Okay. 605 00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:41,807 As for the rest of you, 606 00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:43,765 you're not on top of your game, either. 607 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,680 Okay, Miguel, 608 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:48,161 you have been obsessing over our mother since you got here. 609 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,337 Tobias, you are missing 610 00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:53,514 that usual je ne sais quoi that makes you so appealing. 611 00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:54,863 And, Nicky... 612 00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:57,039 Well, you're always odd, so... 613 00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,173 So, what's up? Who wants to go first? 614 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,827 Come on. Real talk. 615 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:04,133 This is the lamest bachelor party 616 00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:05,526 I've ever been to, and I've never even been 617 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,268 to one. Nicky, shut it. Please. 618 00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,009 Who's first? 619 00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:17,538 I'm, like, the world's greatest romcom fan. 620 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,670 Okay? Like, th... Like, there's... 621 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,021 there's literally never been 622 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,675 aa Hollywood ending that I have not loved. 623 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:28,244 And usually, I hate it, 624 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:31,813 I hateit when people try to poke holes 625 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:34,860 iin the romantic ending. 626 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:39,212 But after watching that movie, I could only think one thing. 627 00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:42,389 They're just... They're never gonna make it. 628 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,783 Nothing has changed. 629 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,089 All he did was deliver an incredible line 630 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:49,700 to some divorce support group. All right? 631 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,137 Jerry is gonna work too hard. 632 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,052 Dorothy's gonna resent him for that. 633 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:54,967 And that little kid is gonna get the short end of the stick 634 00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,620 'cause they'll never stop fighting, 635 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,579 and soon he's gonna be mad and sad 636 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,233 instead of adorable and precocious. 637 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,495 And I could just see their whole little family 638 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,236 ininin this boat, 639 00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:06,239 and the boat is justjust filled with holes. 640 00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:14,029 I'm s... I'm sorry. 641 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,249 I'm sorry. I'm in a weird place. 642 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,555 I... 643 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,605 I really, really need a new job. 644 00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:26,868 I need it financially, 645 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:29,044 and I need it for my sanity. 646 00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,133 And I haven't had a nibble. 647 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,569 Except for this one opportunity in San Francisco, 648 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,310 which is clearly a nonstarter 649 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:38,053 for anybody with two kids under two, so... 650 00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:44,233 Tobias, 651 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:47,106 you're gonna be okay. 652 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,978 Your boat's gonna weather the storm. 653 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:53,242 I promise you. 654 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,685 That movie... 655 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,775 justjust put me in a bad mood. 656 00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:08,605 You know, like all romantic comedies do. 657 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:12,305 I mean, and romantic dramas and romantic dramedies. 658 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:15,438 Yeah, you know, anything that... where there's romance 659 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,136 involved... Yeah, we get it, Nicky. 660 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,268 I just... I just can't relate to them. 661 00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,053 I just... 662 00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:26,449 I had one relationship 50 years ago. 663 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,756 Sally Brooks. 664 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,976 And I blew it. 665 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:34,762 I blew it. I mean, there's no second chances. 666 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,025 There's no happy endings. 667 00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:38,200 I... 668 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:40,463 I lost the girl. 669 00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,857 Roll credits. 670 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:44,859 And, uh... 671 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,384 And I think... 672 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,909 I think that's why I said all that stuff to you. 673 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:55,000 I was just pissed off about my own crappy love life. 674 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,177 I'm sorry. 675 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,313 Well, maybe you were onto something. 676 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,228 You know? I mean... 677 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,753 Would Madison and I have ended up together 678 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,973 if life hadn't thrown us together in some weird way? 679 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,540 I... 680 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,630 I don't know. 681 00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,418 When your mother and I 682 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,116 started seeing each other, 683 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:27,554 I remember thinking a lot about that expression 684 00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,730 "written in the stars." 685 00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:33,386 I'd always loved that expression. 686 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,433 The idea that the universe had big plans 687 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:42,308 for two strangers before they've even crossed paths. 688 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:46,225 I remember thinking that's how it was for your mom and dad. 689 00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:48,401 Written in the stars. 690 00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:52,709 I knew it wasn't like that 691 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,711 for me and her. 692 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,409 It was... 693 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,194 strange, the way we came together. 694 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,109 I knew that. 695 00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:04,417 And I was filled with doubt on our wedding day. 696 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:07,202 For many days after. 697 00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:08,595 But then... 698 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:11,424 the years went by. 699 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,557 And I realized: 700 00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,559 it's okay. 701 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,822 That, yes, 702 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:23,001 there are some love stories that are written in the stars. 703 00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:27,048 There are other love stories- 704 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,094 they're written together. 705 00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:34,490 Two people the universe had no plans for 706 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:37,972 writing their story in the stars together. 707 00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:42,455 That's pretty fantastic, too. 708 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,761 Isn't it? 709 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:54,075 I think Jerry and Dorothy made it, Kevin. 710 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:56,208 I really do. 711 00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,781 This is the strangest bachelor party in history. 712 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,174 Oh, it's borderline awful. 713 00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:07,871 Yeah... 714 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:11,571 Can the nonsober people have, like, a beer? 715 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,922 Yeah, please. Please do. 716 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,315 Okay! 717 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,275 Thank you, man. 718 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,545 I said yes to meeting on those jobs. 719 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,113 Oh, Beths. That's great. 720 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,856 Thank you for earlier. 721 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,379 What you said, you know? 722 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,468 I just- I really needed to hear it. 723 00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:41,079 Oh, please. You're welcome. 724 00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:43,342 Hey, honestly, I should be thanking you. 725 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:45,692 What? Why? 726 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,521 For opening up to me 727 00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,436 about what you've been going through. 728 00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,830 YYou sharing with me like that made me feel normal, 729 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,919 not like... 730 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,312 ...not like some patient 731 00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:58,879 that everyone has to tiptoe around. 732 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,316 What are you talking about? 733 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,839 Miguel is... 734 00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:05,233 an angel. 735 00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,496 But I feel him worrying about me all the time, 736 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,803 and it can be oppressive. 737 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:11,326 Mm. 738 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,675 Kevin and Kate 739 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:14,373 don't ask me to help out with their kids. 740 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,071 And even Randall went on this... 741 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:20,422 road trip to New Orleans to find out about his birth mother, 742 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,295 and he's barely even mentioned a word of it to me, and... 743 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:26,733 I don't know, maybe he thinks that I can't handle it? 744 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,214 But... 745 00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:31,085 today... 746 00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:36,221 ...today, you made me feel like me again. 747 00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:37,700 Like a mom. 748 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:40,616 And a girlfriend. 749 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:42,575 Well, I'm not gonna stop coming to you for pep talks 750 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:44,490 anytime soon, so... 751 00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,406 Same as I have all these years. 752 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,885 Okay. Thank you. Oh. 753 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,409 Mm. 754 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,106 Yeah. 755 00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:54,456 Oh. 756 00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:56,023 Yep. 757 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,373 That's me. Mm. 758 00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,375 Bye. Bye. 759 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,075 Oh, Rebecca? 760 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:08,253 If you want to find out about Randall's trip to New Orleans, 761 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,732 just ask him. 762 00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:18,741 Kate, that red velvet cake was insane. 763 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,787 You outdid yourself. 764 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,575 Madison, I need to ask you something. 765 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,317 And it's something I should have asked you a long time ago. 766 00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:31,232 And I should have asked you because you're my best friend. 767 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:36,106 But Kevin is my brother and so it makes it delicate. 768 00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:38,935 But I need you just to tell me, 769 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,241 you know, best friend to best friend... 770 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:44,941 Are you happy? 771 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,465 Is Kevin what you were looking for? 772 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,902 Like, is he everything that you deserve? 773 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,514 I didn't know what to expect out of him, 774 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,776 honestly. 775 00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:56,910 All that fame. 776 00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:58,651 All those abs. 777 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:01,741 The face. 778 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,832 But that movie star brother of yours 779 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:10,097 has stepped up in ways I never could have imagined. 780 00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:13,187 I love him, Kate. 781 00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:15,015 I really do. 782 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:18,627 And, Kate... 783 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:23,023 ...girlfriends do not come easy for me, 784 00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:27,767 as you can probably tell by my guest list today. 785 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,032 Nothing will ever get in the way of that. 786 00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,034 You got that right. 787 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:48,701 Hi. 788 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:49,876 Hi. 789 00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,227 I just wanted to see how your day was. 790 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:54,881 It was great, actually. 791 00:37:55,055 --> 00:37:56,230 I had a lot of fun. 792 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,363 And I just got home, safe and sound. 793 00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:01,017 Good. That's good. 794 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,671 Um... 795 00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,064 Look, uh... 796 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,374 I'm sorry 797 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:13,029 that I drive you crazy with all my worry. 798 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:16,381 It's just, um... 799 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:17,382 It's, uh... 800 00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:18,383 It's hard, 801 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:21,995 living in this limbo. 802 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,215 Not knowing how much time we have left. 803 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:26,391 I know. 804 00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,046 It's hard for me, too. 805 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,055 Hello? 806 00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:41,275 Rebecca. Hey. Uh... 807 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,973 I haven't been able to get ahold of you at home, 808 00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:45,410 and I was starting to get a little worried. 809 00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:46,802 Thought I'd try you up there. 810 00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,761 Oh. I'm sorry. 811 00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:51,459 I should have mentioned that I was bringing the kids here 812 00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:54,244 for the weekend. No, don't be silly. 813 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:55,724 You having fun? 814 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:03,166 It is strange being here with them this time around. 815 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,779 And seeing Kevin and Randall in relationships. 816 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,391 They both seem so... 817 00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:11,914 ...alive. 818 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,612 Yeah. 819 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:18,791 Today, for the first time in a long time, I thought... 820 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:25,667 ...maybe there's still some... 821 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:29,236 version of love out there for me, too. 822 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:32,282 Well... 823 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,241 if that's something that you're... 824 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:36,330 open to, Rebecca, 825 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:38,767 it will definitely find you. 826 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,943 I mean, ofof course it will. 827 00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:42,597 Uh, you are... 828 00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:45,339 You're you. 829 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,954 How's the sky look there? 830 00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,089 Mm. 831 00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:58,483 It's beautiful. 832 00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,006 Yours? 833 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,618 Same. 834 00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:07,492 Can really see the stars tonight. 835 00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:15,413 Hey, Nicky. Hey. 836 00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:17,850 What are you up to? Nothing. Why? 837 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:20,374 No reason. I just... 838 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,770 Good night, Nicky. Night. 839 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,398 Leave a message. 840 00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:46,444 Hi, this is Toby Damon calling. 841 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,750 Um, I've been thinking about it a lot, 842 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:51,013 and I would actually love to be considered 843 00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:52,667 for the San Francisco position. 844 00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,539 So if you could give me a call back, 845 00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,584 that'd be great. 846 00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:20,042 Hey, Kev. 847 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,261 You good? 848 00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:23,611 Uh, yeah. 849 00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:25,091 Yeah. 850 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,441 I'm good. 851 00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:36,972 That's the lamest thing I ever heard. 852 00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:39,279 Um... Just ask the next question. 853 00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:41,281 Okay. Uh... 854 00:41:41,455 --> 00:41:44,719 describe Madison's dream for your future together 855 00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,504 once you're empty nesters. 856 00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,333 Dream of a future together 857 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,248 once we're empty nesters. 858 00:42:02,258 --> 00:42:04,086 Dream of a future together 859 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,785 once we're empty nesters. 860 00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:10,440 It's a trick question. What do you mean? 861 00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:14,270 Well, Madison knows that I refuse to grow old, so... 862 00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:16,838 question is moot. 61019

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