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♪ ♪
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>> GIVE A MAN A FISH, HE WILL
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EAT THE FISH.
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TEACH A MAN TO FISH, HE WILL
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KILL MANY FISH.
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>> BONOBOS, THOSE ARE THE
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MONKEYS THAT SUCK DICK.
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>> EVERY MONKEYS SUCKS DICK.
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>> THIS IS DAP.
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HE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY TO MAKE
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HIS FISHING ROD AND APPENDAGE.
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THIS IS ALEC.
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AS A TEENAGER, HE WAS ON THE
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COVER OF "THE NEW YORK TIMES"
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METRO SECTION FOR BUILDING A
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COMPUTER OUT OF SCRAPS.
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>> THERE IS A KNIFE RIGHT THERE
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AND I KEEP THINKING ABOUT
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KILLING EVERYBODY ON THIS BOAT.
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>> WHAT?
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>> THIS IS LEX, HE'S AN ONLY
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CHILD AND HE WON'T STOP TAKING
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UP THIS CRAB.
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>> LIFE AT SEA.
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>> THIS IS RAPPER LIL TECCA.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE'S AND
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HE HAS STRANGE POSTURE.
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HE'S BEEN INVITED TO GO FISHING
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WITH A BUNCH OF STRANGERS AND
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HE'S NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE LOW ON THIS
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VOYAGE.
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WE HOPE SOMEONE WILL CATCH OF
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FISH.
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WE THINK THEY PROBABLY WON'T.
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WHAT DO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ON
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BOATS?
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>> GET IT.
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>> GET IT, DADDY.
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YEAH.
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FEEL IT?
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IS IT COMING?
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DAMN, BRO.
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>> WHAT IF IT'S A SHOE?
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>> THEN YOU HAVE A SHOE.
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>> I'M SO TIRED.
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THERE IT IS.
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LOOK AT THE TONGUE, IS THAT
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REAL?
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>> THIS THING LOOKS FAKE, BUT
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THIS IS WHAT IT REALLY LOOKS
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LIKE.
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THE FISH WAS SO HAPPY ALEC BAKED
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AT OUT OF ALL OF THE FISH IN THE
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SEA.
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IT'S STOMACH CAME OUT OF ITS
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MOUTH FROM LAUGHING.
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>> COME ON, BUDDY.
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>> THIS SEAGULL IS IN ASSHOLE.
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FISHING IS A CUTTHROAT BUSINESS.
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TEAMING WITH LIFE, THE SEA
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PROVIDES COVER FOR SOME OF THE
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WORLD'S MOST VILE CRIMINALS.
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THE SEA IS NOT FOR PEOPLE.
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THE SEA IS FAIR FISH.
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IT WILL NEVER FORGIVE THESE MEN
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FOR TRYING TO BE FISH.
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"CHILLIN ISLAND."
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LEX LOVES TO DRESS UP IN FUNNY
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OUTFITS.
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HE WILL RISK HIS LIFE TO BE IN A
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FUNNY OUTFIT.
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>> SHOULD I DO SOME CUTE LITTLE
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DIVES?
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>> I WOULD LOVE THAT.
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DIVE FOR ME BABY.
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YOU LOOK LIKE DR. ROBOTNIK.
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>> THE BOAT IS WATERPROOF.
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>> PISSING ON THE BOAT A LITTLE.
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>> LIL TECCA HAS ARRIVED.
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EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE GREAT
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NOW.
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>> AHOY.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT IN THE
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MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?
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>> WAITING FOR YOU.
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WHAT'S WRONG, TECCA?
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>> I WANT SOME WATER.
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>> THERE IS SOME WATER IN THE
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FISH COLA RIGHT THERE.
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>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF
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WATER?
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>> SPRING.
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>> YOU ARE A CHEAP DATE, I LIKE
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THAT.
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>> SPEED NINE WANTS TECCA TO
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FISH NOW BUT HE'S BEING COY.
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THAT'S CUTE.
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TECCA HATES FISHING.
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>> DO YOU DRINK TAP WATER AT
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HOME OR DO YOU HAVE A DELIVERY
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SERVICE?
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♪ ♪
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>> WHAT ARE THOSE ON YOUR LEG?
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>> URCHINS.
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>> DON'T THEY HAVE POISON OR
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VENOM OR SOME SHIT?
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>> TECCA, WHAT SHALL I CALL YOU?
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WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?
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>> TYLER.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?
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DICKIE TALKING?
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TEXTING?
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>> I'M 34.
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I DON'T REALLY USE TIKTOK.
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>> YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO.
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>> WHY?
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>> SO YOUR FANS CAN CONNECT WITH
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YOU ON THE VIDEO PLATFORM?
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>> THEY ARE GOING TO CONNECT
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WITH ME REGARDLESS.
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>> HOW DO YOU CONNECT WITH THEM?
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>> INSTAGRAM.
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>> DO YOU GET ANY CRAZY SHIT?
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WHAT'S YOUR CRAZIEST DM?
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>> A LOT OF CHECK OUT MY MIX
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TAPES.
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A LOT OF MOMS.
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>> WHAT DO THE MOMS TALK ABOUT?
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>> THEY TELL ME THEY ARE SONS
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LIKE MY MUSIC BUT THEY NEVER
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TELL ME WHO THEIR SONS ARE.
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>> DO YOU HAVE A CREW OR A
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COLLECTIVE?
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>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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>> AT THE CALLED?
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>> WE CALL OURSELVES ANGELIC.
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>> WHY?
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>> WE ARE JUST CHOSEN.
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>> I'M JEWISH, JEWISH PEOPLE
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THINK WE ARE THE SAME THING.
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WE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE.
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PROBABLY NOT THOUGH, RIGHT?
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>> NOBODY CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO
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THINK.
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>> THAT'S A VERY DIPLOMATIC
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RESPONSE.
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>> WHAT DOES DIPLOMATIC RESPONSE
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MEAN?
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>> YOU'RE NOT DISAGREEING WITH
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ME OR AGREEING WITH ME, YOU JUST
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TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
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>> I DON'T CARE HOW IT SOUNDS.
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>> MINORITY REPORT, THAT'S THE
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NAME OF MY MIX TAPE.
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THAT'S A STEVEN SPIELBERG MOVIE
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TOO.
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
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STEVEN SPIELBERG OR ARE YOU TOO
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YOUNG?
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>> I'M TOO YOUNG.
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>> I WAS KIDDING BUT HOLY SHIT.
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>> MY SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIM?
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>> WHO GIVES A FUCK?
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HE MADE JAWS AND SHIT.
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YOU WATCH MOVIES?
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>> I LIKE ASIAN STUFF.
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EVER SINCE I WAS A KID I JUST
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LOVED ASIAN STUFF.
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>> LIKE WHAT?
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>> CLOTHES, CARS.
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WHEN I WAS IN SECOND GRADE,
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ASIAN GIRLS WAS THE FIRST TYPE
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OF GIRLS THAT I WAS INTO.
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I JUST STARTED LIKING OTHER
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STUFF.
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>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING
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ON THE OPEN OCEAN RIGHT NOW?
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ARE YOU SCARED OF THE OCEAN?
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>> YEAH.
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>> THE OCEAN IS A SCARY PLACE.
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IT'S NEVER ENDING, IT'S OF
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CREATURES.
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KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN THEY USED
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TO BE.
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I THINK A 17-YEAR-OLD NOW IS
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SMARTER THAN WE WERE WHEN WE
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WERE 17.
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TECCA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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ARE YOU SMARTER THAN I WAS WHEN
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I WAS 17?
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>> PROBABLY.
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>> THAT WAS YOUR FIRST
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NONDIPLOMATIC ANSWER.
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YOU COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE I DON'T
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KNOW, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE
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SMARTER MAY BE AWARE, I DON'T
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KNOW.
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>> THAT'S USUALLY HOW I RESPOND
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TO THINGS.
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>> TECCA, WHAT ARE YOUR BIGGEST
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FEARS IN LIFE?
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WHAT ARE YOU MOST SCARED OF?
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>> I MOST SCARED OF GOD.
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>> WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF GOD?
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WHAT KINDS OF STUFF ARE YOU
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DOING WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
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>> WAKING UP IN THE MORNING,
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GOING TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
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>> WHAT ABOUT IN BETWEEN?
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>> ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN
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BETWEEN WAKING UP AND GOING TO
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SLEEP, I CHOSE THAT.
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>> DO YOU THINK IF YOU TALK
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ENOUGH SHIT, HE WILL STRIKE YOU
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DAD WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT?
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>> WE WILL FIND OUT.
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>> IT'S FIGHTING.
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I CAN'T REEL.
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>> THE BOAT IS MOVING.
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I GUESS WE LOST AN.
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>> FOR EVERY ACTION, THERE IS AN
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EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION.
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NEWTON'S THIRD LAW OF MOTION.
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IT PULLED TO THE MIDDLE OF THE
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OCEAN BY A BIG HEAVY FISH.
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THE BIG FISH ATE THE LITTLE
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FISH.
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♪ ♪
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>> I NEED TO KEEP EATING MEAT
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AND FISH.
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IT'S NOT RIGHT.
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I'M NOT SO GREAT THAT I SHOULD
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BE ALLOWED TO EAT ANIMALS.
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I'M GOING TO GET A BUNCH OF
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DOGS, CATS, PARROT, CROW --
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>> I LOVE ANIMALS.
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>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?
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>> TURTLES.
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>> I USED TO LOVE TURTLES WHEN I
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WAS A KID.
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>> IT SEEMS OUR BIG FISH HAS
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PULLED OUR FOOLHARDY FISHERMEN
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TO AN AUDIENCE.
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NOW THEY CAN SHOWCASE THEIR
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INABILITY TO FISH IN FRONT OF
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SOME PROS.
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>> WE ARE GOING FISHING, BRAH.
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>> ARE YOU STUCK ON THE BOTTOM?
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>> IS THAT BAD?
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>> I AM MAD NAUSEOUS RIGHT NOW.
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HOW DO I NOT BE THIS NAUSEOUS?
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>> ARE YOU GUYS GETTING SEASICK?
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>> ARE YOU OH, ALL RIGHT, BRO?
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>> TECCA FINDS FISHING
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DISGUSTING, AND AS SUCH FINDS
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FISHERMEN DISGUSTING.
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PERHAPS TECCA WAS A FISH IN A
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PAST LIFE.
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IMAGINE BEING SURROUNDED BY
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DISGUSTING MEN HUNTING YOU FOR A
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LIVING.
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>> GET IT.
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♪ ♪
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>> BRING HIM IN SLOW.
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>> THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS NOW.
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I LIKE THEM.
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LOOK AT THIS CRAZY GUY.
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>> FUCK!
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>> SON OF A BITCH.
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>> DAP IS ALL A ROD AND NO
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ACTION.
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>> I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.
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THAT MAKES SENSE OUT HERE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW?
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WE HAVE TO GET LIT TO GET BIT,
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MAN.
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THAT'S OUR THING.
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YOU NEED TO GET FUCKED UP TO GET
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SUCKED UP.
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HAVE A GOOD DAY, BROTHER.
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HAVE A BLAST.
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THAT GUY WAS INSANE.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS
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TALKING ABOUT.
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>> TECCA HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO
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TELEPATHICALLY SUMMON HELP.
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>> I CALLED THESE GUYS TO COME
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GET ME.
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>> HE WILL UNDERGO A BATTERY OF
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TESTS BACK ON SHORE.
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>> CLEAR.
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>> MAN OVERBOARD.
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HE FELL IN THE OCEAN.
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ARE YOU OKAY, BROTHER?
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HELP HIM UP.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> DID YOU SLIP?
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>> YEAH.
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THE THING WAS MOVING.
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>> WE ARE GOOD.
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>> THAT WAS CONFUSING AND
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TERRIFYING.
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>> LOOK, IT'S EZRA KOENIG, THE
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GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR
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A LIP LICKING.
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HE'S GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING.
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>> HI, AS A ROCK.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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>> WHY ARE YOU OVER FISHING?
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>> THAT GUYS SINGING OVER THERE,
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DID YOU AND HIM WRITE THAT SONG
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TOGETHER?
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>> HOW OFTEN DO YOU COME OUT ON
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THE BOAT AND FISH, EZRA?
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>> SIX OR SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
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DEPENDING ON THE WEATHER.
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>> THAT'S A LOT OF DAYS A WEEK.
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THAT'S ALMOST ALL OF THEM.
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IN SOME CASES IT IS ALL OF THEM.
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SO THIS IS THE SECRET LIFE YOU
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HAVE BEEN HIDING FROM THE PUBLIC
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FOR HOW LONG?
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>> IT'S NOT A SECRET, JUST
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NOBODY ASKED.
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>> HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM
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DAVID BYRNE?
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>> HE'S ON BROADWAY AND APPEARED
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AS ALIVE EXPERIENCE WITH MOVING
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AND LIGHTING.
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PEOPLE SAY IT'S REALLY COOL.
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IT'S A SEA LION.
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>> THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM, YOU
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CAN SEE THEM.
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>> THAT WAS ACL.
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>> COULD YOU EXPLAIN THE
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DIFFERENCE?
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>> THEY ARE TO CODE COMPLETE LE
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DIFFERENT BEASTS.
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THEY ARE SIMILAR COLOR.
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>> THEY HAVE DIFFERENT BEAST
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SHAPES IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
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>> SEA URCHIN?
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THEY WILL STING YOU AND SHIT.
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>> THAT'S FUCKED UP.
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>> TECCA, HAVING TOLD THE PORT
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MASTER OF THE DIRE SITUATION,
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HAS BROUGHT BACK SOME FOOD
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ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR HIS SIX
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BEAUTIFUL DOGS.
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>> IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING.
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IT LOOKS LIKE CHEESE.
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>> HOW DO THEY MAKE FISH
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PRODUCTS?
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>> THEY SQUASH THEM UP.
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>> LINED THEM UP, SQUASH THEM U
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UP.
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>> ARE THOSE NAILS COOKING YET?
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IS IT HOT?
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>> THEY ARE ALIVE.
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THIS GUY JUST FREAKED OUT WHEN I
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POKED HIM.
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>> THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY ALIVE.
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HE WENT BACK IN THE SHELL WHEN I
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TOUCHED IT.
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>> THIS GUY TOO.
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OKAY.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FISH,
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TECCA?
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>> I DON'T LIKE FISH.
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH FISH
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SO YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT A FISH.
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SO WHY WOULD YOU CATCH IT?
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>> EXACTLY.
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WHAT AM I TAMPERING WITH THE
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FISH FOR?
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>> WOULD YOU GO HUNTING?
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>> NO.
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>> DEEP DOWN I BUY THE HUNTER'S
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ARGUMENT THAT IF YOU ARE GOING
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TO EAT MEAT YOU SHOULD -- DON'T
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BUY PREPACKAGED BODY PARTS OF
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ANIMALS YOU DIDN'T KILL LIKE A
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PUSSY.
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>> DID YOU EVER LIGHT STUFF ON
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FIRE AS A KID, TECCA?
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>> NOT REALLY.
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>> DO BAD KIDS TODAY SAID STUFF
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ON FIRE?
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OR DOES THAT FEEL DATED?
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00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,872
>> THEY HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT NOW.
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WE DIDN'T HAVE SHIT.
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THEY CAN GO ON THE FUCKING
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INTERNET.
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>> WHAT YOU THINK IT'S IN THIS
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GENERATION DO?
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WHAT I WAS BORN IN 2002 --
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>> YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET.
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YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
401
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:00,886
>> WHAT IS LIKE --
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00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,888
>> I ASSUME IT'S AN iPAD.
403
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>> NEGATIVE.
404
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,526
I DIDN'T HAVE AN iPAD.
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00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,295
>> YOU WERE EIGHT IN 2010
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00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,263
QUESTION MIKE YOU PLAYED
407
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,698
VIDEO GAMES AND WENT ON THE
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00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,800
INTERNET.
409
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,703
IN 2010 YOU WILL FUCKED WITH
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MYSPACE AND SHIT?
411
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:18,437
>> NEGATIVE.
412
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I HAD A WII.
413
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>> IT'S ONE OF OUR GREATEST
414
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:34,353
ACCOMPLISHMENTS, A PUNK.
415
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:54,106
>> SING IT.
416
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,508
>> I ONCE DANCED TO A BLINKING
417
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:56,842
RED LIGHT.
418
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,478
>> CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BEER?
419
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>> I NEED A BEER.
420
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:06,118
>> I NEED A HEAD COUNT FIRST.
421
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,720
>> WATCH LACKS, HE'S GOING TO
422
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:09,988
TAKE ONE SIP OF THE BEER AND PUT
423
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:11,323
IT DOWN AND NEVER TOUCH IT
424
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:11,690
AGAIN.
425
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,925
>> HE ORDERS BOTTLES OF BEER AND
426
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:18,464
HE WILL TAKE IT STEP AND NEVER
427
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:18,797
TOUCHED AGAIN.
428
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:22,334
>> LAST NIGHT HE HAD A CORONA
429
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,871
AND THEN YOU DIDN'T TOUCH HER.
430
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,406
>> YOU OCCASIONALLY DOING THAT
431
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,274
DOESN'T CANCEL OUT THE OTHER
432
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:29,942
THING YOU DO.
433
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:30,909
>> THAT'S FINE.
434
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,544
BUT HE SAID YOU NEVER DRINK
435
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,111
BEER.
436
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,013
SOMETIMES I DRINK TEN BEER IS
437
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,149
BURIED >> YOU ARE NOT ADDRESSING
438
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,417
WHY YOU ORDER THESE BEERS AND
439
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,853
DON'T DRINK THEM ON A REGULAR
440
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,488
BASIS.
441
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,523
JUST BECAUSE YOU DRINK BEERS AT
442
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:44,823
OTHER TIMES.
443
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,960
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT.
444
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,862
>> I KNOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A
445
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,497
GOOD EXPERIENCE ON THIS BOAT.
446
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:52,498
YOU GOT SICK AND SHIT.
447
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,100
BUT WE ARE GOING TO SLEEP HERE
448
00:18:55,167 --> 00:19:00,105
TONIGHT.
449
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,474
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP?
450
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,075
>> THERE IS LITTLE THINGS YOU
451
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,878
CAN LAY OUT DOWN ON IN THERE.
452
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,145
WE HAVE SLEEPING BAGS WE CAN LAY
453
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,815
DOWN HERE TOO.
454
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,282
SO YOU ARE WITH THAT?
455
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,819
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU WILL ALL HAVE
456
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,120
WAY MORE FUN WITHOUT ME.
457
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,256
>> THAT'S A VERY POLITE WAY OF
458
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,323
SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG
459
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:18,490
OUT.
460
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,225
>> IT TOOK ME YEARS TO PERFECT
461
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,294
THAT KIND OF BLOW OFF.
462
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,829
>> I FEEL LIKE THE VIBES WOULD
463
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,799
BE WAY BETTER WITHOUT ME.
464
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:36,575
♪ ♪
465
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,745
>> THIS IS AWESOME.
466
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:43,582
THIS IS AWESOME.
467
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,150
THIS KILLS THE SEASICKNESS.
468
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,487
YOU CAN JUST SIMULATE THIS LIKE
469
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,489
THAT I WOULD DO THAT ALL DAY.
470
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,324
THEN I PROBABLY COULDN'T WALK
471
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,325
FOR HALF AN HOUR.
472
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,795
>> THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL.
473
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,429
IT'S LIKE A LIVE PAINTING THAT
474
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:10,208
NEVER STOPS.
475
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,512
>> THIS IS NICE.
476
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:14,079
[LAUGHTER]
477
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,147
IT'S NICE TO BE HERE.
478
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:35,701
IT'S NICE HERE.
479
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:36,935
>> IT'S GOOD.
480
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:42,074
I REMEMBER IT BEING VERY GOOD.
481
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,376
>> I'M FUCKING BEAT.
482
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,044
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY.
483
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:50,549
>> I SAY I AM BEAT.
484
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,352
>> OF COURSE THESE GUYS WON'T BE
485
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,353
JERKED OUT TO SEA AND EVEN BY A
486
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:54,586
MONSTER.
487
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:55,854
THEY WILL BE FINE.
488
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,958
>> IS HE SLEEPING?
489
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,461
THAT SHIT IS SICK.
490
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,063
LOOK AT THIS SWEET BAG.
491
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:08,066
>> IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.
492
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:08,800
SHUT UP.
493
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:09,234
>> FUCK YOU WILL.
494
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:12,304
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
495
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:12,604
SLEEP?
496
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:13,672
IT'S THE COUSIN OF DEATH.
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