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- ♪
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- Ouch!
- Oh, come on.
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Mom, it was not that bad.
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- It was worse than bad.
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- What happened to you?
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- Oh, shopping with Sandra!
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She's taking this junior prom
thing to a whole 'nother level!
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I think we raised a prom-zilla.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Aw, baby, she, she took me
to four different malls,
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we went to 12 different stores.
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Oh, that feels so good.
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Then she, she, she, she tried
on like 15 different dresses,
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10 pairs of shoes.
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All to go back to the very
first mall we went to,
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to buy the first three dresses
we tried on nine hours ago!
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- I got some junior prom
dresses!
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- Whoa, three different
dresses?!
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How many dates do you have?
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- [audience laughing]
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- I couldn't narrow it down.
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- You couldn't narrow it
down, so you spent money
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on three different dresses?
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- Okay, how do you like
this dress?
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- Too much back.
Take it back.
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- What?!
Okay.
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Ooh, ooh, okay.
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How about this one?
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It kind of looks like
a disco ball, right?
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- Nope, too much front.
Take it back.
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- I told you.
- You didn't even
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see the front yet.
- Take it back.
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- Oh, okay, okay.
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I got you, I got you.
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How about this one?
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- No! Too much everything!
This stuff better be 90% off
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because there's hardly
any material on anything.
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- Okay, so am I supposed to
be dressed like a nun then?
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- You are being ridiculous!
You cannot hide beauty.
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And ask me how I would know.
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- How do you know?
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- Anastasia, you better quit
sashaying around my husband.
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- [audience laughing]
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- It's junior prom, Dad.
- Who's your date?
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- Ooh, Adam "Dreamy"
McPherson.
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He's on the basketball team.
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- I don't like him.
- You don't even know him.
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- Yo, guess who needs a tuxedo?
- Who?
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- Your boy!
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I've just been asked
to the junior prom
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by Brenda "Boom Boom"
Boudreux.
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- What?!
What is a boom boom?
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- You know, boom boom.
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- What?
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- Yo, yo, yo, it's the girl
everybody wants to know
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and she want to know me.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Damn, I see why they call
her Boom Boom.
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- ♪ Boom boom ♪
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- ♪
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- ♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if we stay
together ♪
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- Ah, you look beautiful, baby.
I love it, yeah.
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Here's what we're gonna do,
right?
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We gonna take the waist out,
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and then we gonna close up
this slit.
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- Dad, I want to look
irresistible.
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- [doorbell ringing]
- Oh no, that's it.
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Somebody find me a
designer straight jacket.
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- Got my tux.
- Can't wait to see it, Phillip!
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- [audience laughing]
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- Hold on a minute,
now why Grandpa don't look
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all tired out like me?
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Where you take him shopping?
- VINNY: [chuckling]
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We went to that
One Stop Shop and Spa.
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You been to that spot?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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that's my spot, that's my spot!
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Yeah, yeah, you can get a
fade, a shave, BOGO suits,
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wing tips,
two spirits of Old Spicey,
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a lemon drop foot massage
from exotic ladies
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all for a small tip.
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- I gave her a tip alright.
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I said,
"Don't forget the corns. "
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- [laughing]
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- So you got your dogs
massaged while you waited?!
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- I got my dogs, bunions,
hammer time,
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and they give you a chilled
glass of moonshine
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to set you straight.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Next time,
you're taking Sandra.
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I'll take Philip!
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- I'ma go in the back,
hit the bubble bath
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with the little goodie bag
they gave me!
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- They didn't give us a
goodie bag.
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My dogs hurt.
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- Alright, bam.
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- Pink!
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- It's player.
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- So you're going
to a players ball?
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- No, Grampa Vinny stole it
off of a mannequin.
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I didn't want to tell him
let's go somewhere else
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because he seemed too relaxed.
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- That looks just like my third
husband's favorite suit
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that I buried him in because
I hated it so much
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I didn't want to ever see
it again.
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- [groaning]
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- Uh, you know what?
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I think Jeremy has a bow tie
and a cummerbund
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that's not corpse-ish.
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- I can take a few decades
off that.
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- So, those are the colors for
you and Brenda Boo-drawals?
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- No, it's Boom Boom Boudreux.
Boom Boom.
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- Sandra, why you call her that?
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- Because her stuff's always
hanging out,
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she got a new bae every
weekend,
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and everybody knows she's a
clout chaser.
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- Philip ain't got no clout!
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- Thanks, Mom.
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Sandra, stop hating.
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Brenda's fire.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay, well you better hope
you don't get burned.
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- 'Cause there are some things
a water hose can't put out!
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- [audience laughing]
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- That was good, Mom.
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- Leaves his plate on the table.
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Philip, you left your phone
down--
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Right nasty!
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- Babe, I'm about to take
Philip--
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- To the clinic,
if he messing with this skank.
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- Philip?!
- My baby.
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- Yeah, Dad?
Oh, I was looking for that.
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She fine, right?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Hey!
What you neck me for?
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- Who is this?
- That's my bae.
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We're going to the
junior prom together.
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- What, no you ain't.
Not over my dead body.
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- PHILLIP: Ma, Ma, Ma everybody
takes photos like that.
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What's the big deal?
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- She, right here,
is a hoochie mama!
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She looks like a hoodrat.
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- But she's not.
That's the thing.
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It's just a sexy pose.
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- Look a little triple X to me.
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- Ma, you know the rules.
You're not supposed to look
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through a man's photos.
- Bruh, you ain't a man!
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- Babe, I got it,
let me talk to him.
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- Okay.
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But you better tell him ain't
no skanks coming up
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in this family.
Huh!
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'Cause we done invested
way too much time, money,
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effort, prayer, hallelujah
up in here,
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just throwing it all away on
some girl
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who trying to trap my baby!
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Not on my watch.
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And I'm looking at every
last one of them photos!
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- Dad, tell her she can't do
that.
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- There better not be
nothing worse in here than that.
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I got you baby, I got it,
alright?
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- LEAH: Okay.
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- She acting like I'm trying
to put a ring on it.
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- Look Son, what do you like
about this girl?
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- [audience laughing]
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- No, what do you like about
her on the inside?
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- I haven't got
to that part yet.
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- LEAH: Boy, you better not
be getting to any parts!
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That is not your
nice, wholesome wife.
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- No, not literally
on the inside.
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I mean, like, what do you like
about her
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that's not on the outside?
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What?
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Okay, do you feel a certain
way when you're around her?
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Are we looking at the
same picture?
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[audience laughing]
- Okay, alright, I get it.
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She's cute, okay.
But we don't want you doing
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nothing stupid
on your prom night, alright?
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- LEAH: Yeah, yeah!
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'Cause I ain't raising no
mini skanks up in here, honey!
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I ain't even grayed yet,
I'm too young to be anybody's
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grandmama!
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- Dad, Brenda's cool.
A lot of people are jealous
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because she gets a lot
of attention.
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I got this.
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You know your boy got game.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Hey!
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- Son, if you are seriously into
this girl,
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I'm going to give you something
so you don't get nothing.
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- Like what?
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- Come on, take a walk with
your father.
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So look, son, these girls,
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they a little bit aggressive,
alright?
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Now, I'ma give you something
to make sure you good.
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I don't want no problems.
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This is between me and you,
okay? Alright, here.
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- Balloons?
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- [audience laughing]
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- They condoms, Son, alright?
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I bought 'em earlier for you
today.
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Now listen, this is not me
giving you permission
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to have sex.
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But just in case something
happens,
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I wanted to make sure you
protect yourself and her.
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Alright?
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- I got it.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay.
Hey!
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- ♪
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- Everyone, gather.
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Chop chop.
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Let's take a look at
junior prom's Mr. Debonaire.
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- ALL: [exclaiming]
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- Alright, boy, that look nice!
- Oh my goodness.
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Baby, that's
what you lookin' like.
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- Woo, that boy got on my
lucky cummerbund,
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that mean he gonna get a
lot of--
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- Okay, good looking, Grandpa.
You feel me?
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- Yeah, a whole lot!
I mean, a lot.
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- Dancing, we're talking
about dancing.
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- VINNY: Dancing, dancing,
I'm talking about dancing.
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[muttering]
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- And now get ready to fix
your eyes
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on our future Miss Junior
Prom Queen.
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- [gasps]
- Wow.
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- Oh my gosh.
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- JEREMY: Oh my gosh.
- Baby!
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- You look so beautiful, Baby.
- Thank you.
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- Now you tell that
knucklehead prom date of yours
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that I approve of
social distance dancing.
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- [audience laughing]
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- The prom isn't until tomorrow
night,
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but I just had to show them off.
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- Miss Anastasia,
you did a great job.
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They look gorgeous and
handsome.
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- Thank you.
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- Now all we need is a
full-length trenchcoat
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to cover it all up.
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- Dad!
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- This suit a little hot.
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I'll be ripping stuff off left
and right.
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- Wait, hold on, sir.
You will definitely be not
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ripping anything off, okay?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Fine, I'll just burn.
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Not like that!
249
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,023
Get y'all minds out the gutter.
250
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:01,359
- Oh my goodness.
251
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,961
No way.
This is not happening!
252
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,629
- What is it, baby?
253
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,564
- A picture of Karla Underwood
254
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:10,869
with my date and a DM that says,
"I ain't going with you".
255
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,406
Mom, I'm getting stood up.
256
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,874
- It's okay, baby.
257
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,642
- ♪
258
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,278
- I can't believe he ditched
me for Karla Underpants.
259
00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:22,280
- Is that what they call her?
260
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:27,018
- Yeah, 'cause every guy
is trying to get in her pants.
261
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,921
- Except you, 'cause you got
your own pants.
262
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,523
- I'm not gonna lie.
She fine, Ma.
263
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,158
- [audience laughing]
264
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,460
- I don't understand
why all the bad girls
265
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,062
always get the good guys.
266
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,798
Boys are so stupid--
- And egotistical.
267
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,766
- And insecure.
- And selfish.
268
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:46,738
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
why are we hatin' on the fellas?
269
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,274
- They go for anything to
get a piece so they can say
270
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,043
they had her.
That girl's been everywhere.
271
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,879
She gave a boy something
he can't give back.
272
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,347
- See, that's why you're
special,
273
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,249
you don't give every boy a
piece.
274
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,818
- Oh, I'm known for giving
them a piece.
275
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,786
- What?!
276
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,855
- A piece of my mind.
277
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,424
- When I left my fourth
husband
278
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,127
and went back to my second,
I found out
279
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,496
that he had slept with
everyone in the neighborhood.
280
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,531
I even took a woman to the
clinic
281
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,200
who thought she was pregnant.
282
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,535
But if I had known he had
been messing around with her,
283
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:21,873
I would have let her know
his seed was no good.
284
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,775
- Cringy.
285
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,678
- Look, I heard he has the rep
for hittin' and quittin'.
286
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,980
He didn't deserve you, Sis.
287
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,982
- This is so embarrassing.
288
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,951
Now who's going to take me
to junior prom?
289
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,021
- Maybe your brother can--
- Make some suggestions.
290
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,357
Look, I'm sorry Mom,
but I can't pull up
291
00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,192
to the junior prom with a
third wheel.
292
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,262
I mean, I'm already a plus one.
293
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,767
- Give me a call back when
you get this.
294
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,337
Lindor didn't answer.
295
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,140
I also called the deacon's son
to see if he's available,
296
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,475
but he liked to borrow money
out of the, the collection plate
297
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,277
for his dates.
298
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,379
- That sound like stealing.
299
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,250
- I have a great idea!
300
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:09,921
Let's throw Sandra a prom
here tomorrow night!
301
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:15,493
- Miss Anastasia, girl, I think
that's a fabulous idea!
302
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,495
- I love that.
303
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,965
- Oh my gosh.
- Now I have to find a date.
304
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,500
- Well, good luck with that.
305
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,035
[laughing]
306
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:27,755
- ♪
- Philip!
307
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:31,526
Baby, I'm almost finished
steaming your pants!
308
00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:33,962
Who bought this boy
some pink pants?
309
00:13:34,097 --> 00:13:36,064
- [audience laughing]
310
00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:39,467
- Come on, you don't have
much time before you--
311
00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:40,735
Go to your grave.
312
00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:46,741
Philip Washington!
Get down here right now!
313
00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:53,181
- I just heard the angry mom
voice. What happened now?
314
00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:55,884
Uh...
[chuckles]
315
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:58,553
- What is this?
316
00:13:58,688 --> 00:13:59,988
What is this?
317
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:01,523
- Oh, that's a condom.
318
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,927
It's a funny story,
you're gonna crack up.
319
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,862
When Dad gave it to me,
I thought it--
320
00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:09,230
- When, when, who,
when who gave...
321
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:12,267
When who gave you what?!
322
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:13,801
Huh?!
323
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:18,139
- Did you just do that?
Did you really just do that?
324
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,575
- When who gave you what?
325
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:25,680
- Oh, I'm just, I'm just
gonna leave.
326
00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:29,984
- Yeah, do that
so I can talk to your daddy.
327
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,519
- Where's the other one?
328
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:32,754
- It's gone.
329
00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:34,856
- Oooooo!
330
00:14:34,991 --> 00:14:37,659
Did, did, did, did, did you
say the other one?!
331
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,028
Where is it gone to, huh?
Where is it gone to?!
332
00:14:40,163 --> 00:14:41,663
Did you use it with that
little skank?!
333
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,731
- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom,
Mom, I didn't use it.
334
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:48,403
I just had 'em just in case
something popped off.
335
00:14:48,538 --> 00:14:51,973
- [whispers] Popped off.
Popped off...
336
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,474
- Just go.
337
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:57,478
- My bad, man.
I messed that up.
338
00:14:57,614 --> 00:14:59,314
- [sighs]
339
00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:04,786
- You gave him a condom?
- Why would I---
340
00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:06,187
Yeah, I gave it to him.
341
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,789
- [audience laughing]
342
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:10,224
- It's a man thing, you
wouldn't understand, okay?
343
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,226
- Okay, well this a mama thing.
344
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:15,196
I'm about to walk this condom
to Sandra's room
345
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,131
and then it's gonna be a
mother-daughter thing.
346
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,733
How about that?!
- Relax.
347
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,537
- I cannot believe you are
condoning sexual activity.
348
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,405
- That's not what I'm doing.
- Oh.
349
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,608
- Just sometimes when that
thing do what it's gonna do
350
00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:29,744
you just gotta be prepared
when it starts actin' a fool.
351
00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:32,213
Think about us.
You know how we were.
352
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,148
- Well, we were--
353
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:36,384
Well, we weren't--
354
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,621
Well, that was--
- Yeah.
355
00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:43,992
Look, it's reverse psychology,
alright?
356
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,593
You get them to think you
trust them
357
00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:47,528
and then when they're out
they're like,
358
00:15:47,664 --> 00:15:49,464
"Oh, well you know Mom and
Dad trust us
359
00:15:49,599 --> 00:15:52,200
so we can't do this."
And then they just don't do it.
360
00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:54,002
- Well, what if they do it
anyway? Hmm?
361
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,370
- I didn't think about that.
362
00:15:55,505 --> 00:16:00,842
- Jeremy, you cannot make
this easy for him.
363
00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:02,377
- [sighs]
364
00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:05,213
Okay, look baby, just
these girls out there,
365
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:07,181
they just fast these days.
366
00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:11,119
- Oh, oh, so the girls are
fast?!
367
00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:13,121
What are the boys?
Players, huh?
368
00:16:13,256 --> 00:16:15,056
Pimp daddies?
369
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,624
- Alright, okay,
you got a point. Alright?
370
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,327
I'm just trying to prevent him
from making a decision
371
00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:22,163
that he can be stuck with
for the rest of his life.
372
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:25,733
- Next time, baby, can we just,
373
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:30,304
can we just--
can we discuss this before
374
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,006
making moves like this?
375
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,608
- Yeah, yeah.
376
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:38,413
Alright, well, I'm sorry, okay?
377
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:40,448
- Glow in the dark.
378
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:45,420
- Now, tomorrow it's not
gonna be about them.
379
00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:47,855
It's gonna be about this.
380
00:16:47,991 --> 00:16:50,558
- [laughing]
381
00:16:50,694 --> 00:16:52,293
- You right, we gonna need
one of these
382
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,129
'cause we don't need no
more mini-me's,
383
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,298
no more little broke
best friends, okay?
384
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,833
We almost out the clear.
385
00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:00,501
They about to graduate is a
couple years.
386
00:17:00,637 --> 00:17:02,603
- ♪
387
00:17:02,739 --> 00:17:05,773
- Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing Pleasant Days'
388
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:07,608
Junior Prom Queen.
389
00:17:07,744 --> 00:17:13,481
- ALL: [cheering and clapping]
390
00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,621
- I feel stupid.
- Oh, no.
391
00:17:20,757 --> 00:17:22,423
The only person that should
feel stupid
392
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,392
is the boy that ditched you.
393
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:27,962
He missed a vision of beauty
inside and out.
394
00:17:28,098 --> 00:17:29,564
- And you know what else?
395
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,833
There isn't one girl at that
prom who's gonna feel
396
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,235
more loved than you feel
right here tonight.
397
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:35,837
It ain't gonna happen.
398
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:41,809
- [gasps]
399
00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:43,444
- May I have this dance?
400
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,113
- I thought you were up
north with your aunt?
401
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:46,614
- I couldn't miss this.
402
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:49,117
Any guy who would stand
you up is a fool.
403
00:17:49,252 --> 00:17:50,952
- Let's pretend like that didn't
happen.
404
00:17:51,087 --> 00:17:53,221
- Well, I'm glad it did.
405
00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,822
- Not too close.
406
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:56,224
- [audience laughing]
407
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:57,658
- You look fantastic!
408
00:17:57,794 --> 00:18:00,661
- Yeah?
I got these on sale!
409
00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,330
- How much?
410
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:03,831
- See, I know how you
do it.
411
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:05,133
- [audience laughing]
412
00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:07,168
- Look man, I wanna thank you
413
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,636
for coming through
for baby girl.
414
00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:10,505
I really appreciate that,
alright?
415
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,040
- I wouldn't miss it.
- Y'all have a good time, okay?
416
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,275
[screeches]
Right there.
417
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,677
- [audience laughing]
418
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:19,747
- Oh baby, what do you think
Philip's doing?
419
00:18:19,883 --> 00:18:22,083
- Same thing we doing.
The night is still young.
420
00:18:22,218 --> 00:18:23,551
- And so is he.
421
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:27,288
- Well baby, we were young
one time.
422
00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:30,291
- Mm-hmm, that's why I'm
so concerned.
423
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,059
- [audience laughing]
424
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:35,463
- This brings back so many
great memories.
425
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:38,065
- ALL: [groaning]
- VINNY: Here we go again.
426
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:42,036
- I remember when I was
crowned prom queen.
427
00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:45,740
Oh, I beat that Betty Miller.
428
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:50,077
- Well, tonight, you are my
prom queen.
429
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,013
- Oh, thank you, Your Honor.
430
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,582
- So, what do you make of
your special night?
431
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,717
- I remember prom.
- [laughing]
432
00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:58,319
Did you take a hot mama
with you?
433
00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:01,522
- Yes, I took my mama.
434
00:19:01,658 --> 00:19:03,791
She was a chaperone.
435
00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:08,362
I wore bright orange and
she wore white.
436
00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:10,164
Together, we looked
like a Creamsicle.
437
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,167
- [laughing]
438
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,769
- Wow, no invite?
439
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,272
- Philip?
440
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,477
- Okay, don't tell me you
got ditched
441
00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:25,079
by Brenda Boo-drawals.
442
00:19:25,215 --> 00:19:27,782
- No, I got up outta there.
443
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,418
You were right,
that girl wasn't all that.
444
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:32,753
And not every girl deserves
a piece of me.
445
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:36,257
Plus I wasn't going to miss
your prom.
446
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,359
- ♪
447
00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:41,229
- Love this song.
448
00:19:41,364 --> 00:19:43,631
- May I have this dance?
- Ooh.
449
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,386
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to give honor
450
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,221
to our beautiful Sandra.
451
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,791
Believe it or not, that boy
did you a favor tonight.
452
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,927
He didn't deserve to have
you on his arm.
453
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,295
- ALL: [agreeing]
454
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:01,098
- Here, here.
- Here, here.
455
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,867
- Thanks, Dad.
456
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:06,037
Thank you, everyone.
I mean, this is really special.
457
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,372
No other girl in school can say
she had a personal prom
458
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,941
thrown just for her.
459
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,609
- ALL: [laughing]
460
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,913
- And Lindor, thank you.
461
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,615
- Of course.
462
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,986
- And now we would like to
crown our beautiful princess
463
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:27,124
and junior prom queen,
Ms. Sandra Washington!
464
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,994
- ALL: [cheering]
465
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,396
- Oh baby!
466
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,866
- VINNY: Alright!
[laughing]
467
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,271
That's so cool, that's cool.
468
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,839
- Gorgeous.
469
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,841
Baby, you look just like me
when I was your age.
470
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,010
- ♪
471
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,012
- Oh, get it y'all!
472
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:52,416
- ♪
473
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,418
- ♪
474
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,789
- ♪
475
00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:03,389
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