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Hi, welcome to a very special
episode of Almost Never, where the
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Wonderland and Girls Here First
are going
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head-to-head in an Almost Never
Battle of the Bands.
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I'm Tillie, and I play Chloe
in the show,
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but today's episode is all about
how well you know the show
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and each other. So, who's ready?
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Are we ready, people? THEY CHEER
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OK, I can see you guys
have brought mascots.
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THE one and only Henry Pickles!
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I've never been away from home for
this long. I need my Henry Pickles!
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You're a role model now. Nothing
is allowed to disturb this tour.
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No, Sasha, don't!
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So, tell me about your mascot.
Why did you choose him?
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Well, Henry Pickles has, like,
been a big part of my life
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and then GHF...'s life. And GHF's
life. Yeah, you said it right.
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And, well, basically, we think
this is going to bring us
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loads of luck, because
he couldn't come on tour with us,
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and the tour went to shambles,
so if he's here with us, he's going
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to bring us luck.
I like your theory! Whoo!
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Right, OK, Wonderland, go on,
don't be shy. Show us your mascot.
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So, basically, for Christmas,
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Harry gave me this bad boy,
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and this is the best thing
he's ever done for me.
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That's our mascot for today.
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So you got me a monkey?
I didn't get you anything.
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Ooh! You shouldn't have!
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Why are you looking at me?
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It's secret Santa.
Anyone could have got you that.
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The same as anyone
could have got me this...
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..identical twin monkey.
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Good one, Oak.
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He hasn't got a name. Quickly,
make a name up on the spot. Go.
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Stephen. Go...Stephen!
Interesting name, but OK.
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Good luck to both teams.
It's now time for Almost Never
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Battle of the Bands, the Wonderland
versus Girls Here First,
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in who knows the most things
about Almost Never.
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Are you ready, guys?
We've got this. We've got this!
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I hope you're ready.
I hope you've been studying.
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There's not an actual prize.
Oh... Fame? Fame!
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And the, er, really bad news
is that...the person who loses...
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..I'm going to be showing
the clips
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of your audition tapes
to be in Almost Never.
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That's disgusting!
You can't do that!
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Yeah, I'm really, really sorry.
That's not a joke. I'm not sorry.
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That's so rude. But we're
going to win, so it's fine.
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I'm just going to leave you with
that thought. So, play wisely, guys.
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That's OK. It is Battle of the
Bands, so battle it out, guys.
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That's all I'm saying. Let's get on
with the quiz, shall we?
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Round one is called
Were You Paying Attention?
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So, I'm going to ask each team
in turn a question from scenes
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you were in. Let's hope you were...
paying attention.
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Let's do it! Let's go! Let's go!
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Louder! So, this is for you.
The Wonderland are going first.
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In episode six,
The Middle Eight,
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Harry decides to play a special
instrument. What is it called?
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Oh, you know. The...
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Is it the bum-bum bum bum-bum-bum?
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Oh, my gosh! Do we need
the actual name of the instrument?
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You need the name or something
similar, because it is very tough.
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Weird name. But you did play it,
come on, so you should know this.
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You should know every instrument.
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The xylophone... No, it's not.
Wait, what episode is this?
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A xylophone?! Sorry, wait,
rewind, guys. A xylophone?!
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Even I know this.
You're the music man.
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Yeah, cos you've got the answer!
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She's like, "Even I know this"!
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Channel it. Channel it.
Harry, you were the one playing it.
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I barely played it, OK?
The... No, it's not saxophone.
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He said, "Saxophone"!
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Five...
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TILLIE AND GIRLS: ..four...
Bango. No! ..three... "Bango"?!
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..two...
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Bahongas.
..two and a half...
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The bong! The bong. The bong.
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..one.
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We're not going with a "bahong"!
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Run the clip, run the clip,
run the clip. Oh, no!
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Is that takeaway? Great!
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No, they're bonang. Javanese drums.
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Whoa, this one sounds like noodles!
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Your voice is so high!
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So, guys, the answer was
the Javanese drums, a bonang.
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The Javanese drum.
Bonang.
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So, back to Girls Here First.
In the Stadium Show episode,
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Harry has to leave rehearsals
because he's late for what?
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Chess club. I don't know. Is it?
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Roll the clip. Roll the clip.
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Last one, lads. Sounding tight.
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I've got to go. I'm going to
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be late for chess club.
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GIRLS CHEER THEY CHANT: GHF! GHF!
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Right, OK. Also in episode nine,
the Chicken episode,
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Oakley decides what he would want
as a superpower. What is it?
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SHE SINGS DRAMATIC MUSIC
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I'm so good! You know it?
It's to have cakes as hands.
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Argh!
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Roll it.
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If you could have any superpower,
what would it be, and why?
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The ability to catch a cockerel?
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That's rubbish.
I'd have cakes for hands.
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They grow back when you eat them.
Yeah, that's so much more useful...!
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That is a very big throwback,
and you got it in one.
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No hesitation there, guys.
Did you see he knew straight away?
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Straight away!
OK, question, though.
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Oakley, if you had a superpower in
a real life...what would it be? Go!
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I would say for Mr Stephen
the monkey to come alive. OK...
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Cool. Right. Miri? Fire powers.
So I could just, like...
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"Fire"! So, what would you do
with your fire power?
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So, like, I can, like,
instantly cook chicken or...
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Er, so you're using it
for the good, for good? For good!
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So, question for Girls Here First.
In the Do The Fandango! ...
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..Oakley shows Fabio
the Oakley Dance.
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What was Fabio's one-word reaction?
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I don't know what the word is,
but he...
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A-mahzing!
Yes! A...mahzing!
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Aaaaa.....
A-mahzing!
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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS Whoo! Ooh! Brrr!
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Brrr! You can join in
on the next one, OK?
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Whoa! Come on, Fabio,
come on, join in.
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Whoo! Brrr!
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Whoa! MUSIC STOPS
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I can lose the sound effects,
if you want me to. That was...
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..a-mahzing.
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Well, Girls Here First,
that was... ALL: A-mahzing!
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For a bonus point
for the Wonderland...
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..Oakley, show us the Oakley.
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For a bonus point.
Do it. Bonus point. Go.
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Oaky, can I help?
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You can improvise. It was
a lot of legs and a lot of arms.
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Oh, what, the whole thing? No,
no, no! The Oakley's just a move.
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I just want to see the bits
where the hips don't lie.
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Do you know what I mean?
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No, this is the Oakley,
the one where it goes...
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Oh, yeah! THEY LAUGH
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Do the arm one,
where it goes... OK. Go.
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Sound effects, too.
Whoo! Whoo!
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I don't know the next bit!
Spin on the floor.
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Oakley, you're not dedicated enough.
I'm dedicated to this bit.
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MUSIC STOPS Bonus!
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Bonus point! Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Bonus point to the Wonderland.
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It was a-mahzing!
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So, this one is quite awkward
for me. Erm...
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In The Sound Of The Silence,
Chloe tries out an awkward rap,
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but what's her rap name?
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I know it, I know it, I know it!
Which they also teased her with.
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It's Rapzilla, isn't it?
Rapzilla.
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Rapzilla! I really don't want
to run this clip, and I really...
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Run the clip!
Run the clip! Run the clip!
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My name is Rapzilla
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh...
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Yo, my name's Rapzilla
Always talk billa
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When I step up on the mic,
The dance floor, it fill up
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Cos my beats are sick
But my rhymes are iller
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A one-off, original
Cute like a chinchilla!
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You all right, Chloe?
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Yep! Cool. Fine and dandy. Are we
good to get started, then, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure you're all right?
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Yeah.
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Rapzilla?
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That was legendary! THEY CHEER
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Oakley had to do the Oakley.
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I think it's fair!
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It's only fair, yeah.
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Well, you're going to
have to drop a beat.
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THEY BEATBOX
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Yo, my name's Rapzilla
I don't know the rest of the words
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But I'm cute like a chinchilla!
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HOOTER BLARES
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Right, OK. Saddle up, guys.
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Also in Sound Of The Silence,
Harry finally builds up the courage
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to ask out Tyra. When she turns him
down, what does Harry do?
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What does he do?
I remember. I remember.
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He does that weird, like, handshake.
Oh, no, he, erm...
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..he grabs my elbow. Or he punches
me in the arm, I can't remember.
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Oh, yeah, he does that and then
he shakes the arm like that.
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But what..? Does he say something
then walks away?
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And then what does he say,
for a bonus point?
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Oh! He goes like that and he says,
like, "Konnichiwa." Konnichiwa!
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Run the clip!
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I think you're awesome.
Please be my girlfriend.
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Harry...
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This is my boyfriend, Zayn.
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Awkward! Oh, the Zaynmeister!
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Yo, man. Do you know him? Dude,
everyone knows the Zayn Machine.
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Why didn't anyone tell me
Tyra had a boyfriend?
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I thought you knew.
Everyone knows. Yeah.
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Yeah. Everyone knows.
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Thank you, Harry.
Erm, I'm flattered, really.
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I wasn't being serious! No...
It was a joke. It was a joke.
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It was a joke. Everyone,
it was a joke! It was a joke.
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Erm, anyway, I've got people to see,
places to go, so, er, bye? Yeah.
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Konnichiwa? Zayn...
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GIRLS CHEER
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So, guys, because you give me
such a specific answer, you give me
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the grab of the arm, the punch
of the arm and the konnichiwa,
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you got three points!
Three points! Whoo!
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Girls Here First,
you're on five points.
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The Wonderland, you're on three.
Whoo!
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THEY CHEER
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And remember, everybody, the people
who lose, I'm going to be showing
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your original clips for when you
auditioned to be in Almost Never.
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The whole shebang.
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That's not funny.
So we're not losing. It's fine.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Right, time for round two.
It's called Freeze Frame.
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Everybody show me
your freeze poses. Go.
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So, I'm going to play you a clip,
then I'm going to freeze
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the frame, and all you have to do
is tell me what happens next.
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So if you think you know,
lift up your paddle.
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Yeah? Yeah. Got it? OK. So,
first question. Are we ready? Whoo!
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Let's do it.
Run the clip.
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Anyone for a canape? Thanks, Tyra.
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Mm!
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Easy, tiger!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to
give that to the Wonderland.
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That was a clean Wonderland win.
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So, erm, I choke on my food.
I actually can't remember what it's
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called, but I choke on it
and it goes just like that.
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You choke on your canapes, duck.
Canapes. And it goes all over
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Tyra's face.
Shall we check?
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We shall check. I'm going to enjoy
checking this.
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We did this way too many times.
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HE COUGHS
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ALL GROAN
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I'll tell you something funny
about that scene.
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The way they did it,
Harry was actually spitting it out,
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but when the shot was on Tyra...
There was glass. ..there was a
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make-up lady, and she had, like,
all that horrible gunk in her hand.
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It was literally in her hand, and
she was, like... Throwing it at you.
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This is not the first time you've
had something lobbed at your face.
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Shall we talk about
the Christmas special?
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We're having fun, aren't we?
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Oh! Oh...
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It's really fun.
That was pretty fun.
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I'm so, so sorry, Tyra.
Let me get that off for you.
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Oh, no, I've made it worse. Er...
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It's all right, AJ, at least
I won't have to eat later.
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Well done, Wonderland.
And, erm, good back story, Nate.
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Thank you very much.
Run the next clip.
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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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I love this bit.
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Me! I honestly don't know
who that was first. VAR! VAR!
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It was us.
Slow motion!
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I'm going to need
a slow-motion replay, please.
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Me! I honestly don't know
who that was first.
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Right... Whoo! I think,
from watching the slow-mo...
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..it was Girls Here First.
Tell me your answer.
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Oakley and Nate do a very special
dance move... Cartwheel.
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..where they do like a cartwheel,
and Nate smiles at the camera.
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Yeah. Let's have a look
at the clip.
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See? We knew it. We just wanted to
make sure everyone got a chance to
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see it. That slow-mo is dodgy.
Well done, GHF.
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That's another point for you guys,
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so let's go straight to
the next question.
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SHE SINGS QUIETLY
I didn't know you could sing.
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You should totally be in a band.
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I could never do that. I get
nervous just singing in the shower.
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Yeah! I had that. I had that.
That was us... Er...
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Wonderland, I'm giving that
to you. What happens next?
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Tyra says she only sings
in the shower, and Harry says,
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"I can help you with that."
Yeah. Bit awkward.
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Bit awkward. Bit awkward.
Run the clip!
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I could help with that!
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The nerves part.
Not the shower part.
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Well, that wasn't creepy at all...!
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Aww! Looks like lurve!
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Well done, Wonderland,
you got it right!
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Do you still love me, Harry?
No, no, can we just, like,
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process that my own brothers
literally broke my heart?
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That's actually broken.
You just broke it.
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I don't know which is more awkward.
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The broken heart.
That's more awkward.
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Right, anyway...
M-M-Moving on...
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Erm, run the clip.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hurry up.
There's going to be a riot.
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All right. Don't worry.
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When have I ever let you down?
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Ohhh! That was tight. That was us.
That was very, very, very...
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I'm so good on the paddle! Tyra,
your paddle skills are top-notch,
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girl. Tell me
what you think happens next.
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What happens next is
Nate is a very silly,
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silly boy and he drops
his phone into a cowpat.
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Let's have a look!
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GIRLS CHEER
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Whoops.
"Whoops" what?
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You've fallen in a...cowpat.
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A cowpat?!
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GIRLS GROAN
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I've got to know -
was that a real cowpat?
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I'm going to say
that it was in fact real poo.
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GROANING
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Of course it wasn't!
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Yeah, what was that, actually? Cos
we know... I think it was toffee.
295
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Or fudge or something like that.
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It smelt, actually, quite nice,
didn't it? It did smell very nice.
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SHE GROANS
Nathaniel! It wasn't real poo!
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Girls Here First, you got
that point fair and square.
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Whoo! So at the end of that round,
the scores on the screen...
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..GHF, you're staying in the lead!
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Losers! Losers!
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Awww! That's not very nice.
That's not nice.
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That's just below the belt.
That's immature.
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The next round is called
Know You Best.
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I'm going to ask each team
a number of quickfire
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questions about how well
you know each other.
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I've also asked the opposing team
for their predictions.
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So, for example, if I ask the
Wonderland, "Who smells of soap?"...
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..they'd point to Harry.
No, but Nate has 40-minute showers.
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Fair enough. And then if GHF
predicted that you would point at
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Harry, they get a point.
Oh! Get it? Right?
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Get it. And remember, everybody,
what you're playing for.
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If you lose, I get to show you clips
from your Almost Never audition.
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Whoa... GHF, you're going first.
You ready?
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Yeah. Yeah.
60 seconds on the clock, please.
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Right, time starts
after my first question.
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Who's the best at learning lines?
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Me. Who's longest in make-up?
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00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,000
Lola! Who takes longest
to get ready in the morning?
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00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,920
Lola. Who watches the most TV?
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Lola. Er, Lilly.
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Who's the most annoying?
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Lilly. Me! Who talks the most?
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00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,960
Me. Tyra. Yeah. Who's the funniest?
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00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,080
Miri. Miri. Who's the loudest?
326
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,880
Miri! Who's the hardest worker?
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Miri.
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Who has the best taste in music?
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00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:29,520
Me. Tyra. Who complains the most?
330
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,800
Lola? Lola! Who's the most stylish?
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00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,240
Me. Lola? Who's always on time?
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Not me. Miri! No, Tyra.
333
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,560
Who's the laziest?
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Lola!
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00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,920
Who takes the longest to get ready?
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Lola! Who's the most organised?
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00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,080
Tyra. Who gives the best advice?
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Miri.
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Who is most likely
to pull a push door?
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Me! Lilly!
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Who's the most...? HOOTER BLARES
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Time's up! Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
That was rubbish!
343
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,680
Well done, GHF, some pretty brutal
home truths there.
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Wonderland, are you ready?
Yeah, let's do it, let's go.
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60 seconds on the clock, please.
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Who's the best at learning lines?
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Harry.
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Who sits the longest in make-up?
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Me. Nate.
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Who takes longest to get ready
in the morning?
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Me. Nate. Who watches TV the most?
352
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Harry. Harry.
Who's the most annoying?
353
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,480
Harry! Who talks the most?
354
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,240
Harry. Harry. Who's the funniest?
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Harry. Oakley, I'd say.
356
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,240
Who's the loudest?
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Harry. Nate. Me. Me, me.
358
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Who's the hardest worker?
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Oakley.
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00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,080
Who has the best taste in music?
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Me, fo' sure! No, Oakley.
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Who complains the most?
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Er, me. Harry.
Who's the most stylish?
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Oakley. I'd say Harry.
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00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,800
Who's always on time?
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00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,280
Er, who what, sorry?
Who's always on time?
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Er, Nate. No, no! Never me!
368
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,520
I'd say Oakley. OK, me.
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Who's the laziest?
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Me. Nate. Nate.
Who takes the longest to get ready?
371
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Nate. Nate.
Who's the most organised?
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Oakley. Actually, no, yeah, Oakley.
Who gives the best advice?
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Harry. Harry?!
374
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,280
Who is most likely
to pull a push door?
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Harry. Harry.
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HOOTER BLARES Right, ding-ding-ding,
377
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,320
time is up. 60 seconds over.
I can confirm...
378
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,960
..that the girls knew more
about the boys than the boys
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knew about the girls!
380
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,040
So, guys, Wonderland,
how are you feeling?
381
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,480
Talk to me. Talk to me.
It's OK, you can talk to me.
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00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,040
Very sad.
383
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,360
Stephen? How is he feeling? Again,
he doesn't really have a brain.
384
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,800
That was my one wish, remember?
Oh, yeah. Yeah... He's OK. Yeah.
385
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,840
It's all right, Stephen.
He looks happy enough.
386
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,200
Yeah, he's hanging in there.
387
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,800
Well, that's all the questions
we've got time for, and I can tell
388
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,200
you, from doing some quick maths and
adding up all the scores today...
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00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,520
..the winners are...
390
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,960
Can I get a bit of atmosphere,
please, guys? Oh, nervous!
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..GHF!
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00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,560
Let's make tonight a classic...
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00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:03,600
Ohhh! You know
what's coming, don't you, boys?
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We're going to see
the actual audition tapes, people.
395
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,240
You guys are about to see
my face going red.
396
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,320
Let's do it, let's do it, let's
do it, let's do it! Roll the clip!
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00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,760
Hi, my name's Nathaniel Dass,
I'm 15 years old.
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Er, some of my interests are...
399
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..sport - I like to play
tennis and hockey...
400
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,640
I love music, I listen
to music all the time.
401
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:28,880
I play piano, I sing,
I love dancing and I do some acting,
402
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,360
as well, cos I went to
drama school previously,
403
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,080
but I stopped just cos of exams.
404
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,280
Some of my favourite things to do
are go out with my friends,
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go to the cinema,
go shopping for clothes.
406
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,040
Like, clothes are my most favourite
thing in the world. I love shoes...
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GIRLS LAUGH
408
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,960
Are you doing anything tonight?
INTERVIEWER: Are you asking me out?
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00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,160
No. No, erm, me and the band,
we're rehearsing later.
410
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,680
I was thinking we could use
some sort of social media voice.
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00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,640
TILLIE: Nate, you're really good!
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00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,080
More thinking you could be
our social media manager.
413
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:04,760
Do you pay expenses? We could
stretch to a packet of Jaffa Cakes.
414
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,320
Make it two packs of Jaffas
and I'll think about it.
415
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:12,640
You're better there! Can I tell you
what? I'll tell you a funny story.
416
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:17,240
I had an outfit change,
cos I watched the video back
417
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,160
and got really stressed. Looking at
it, I was like, "I don't like it."
418
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,120
I had a big strop for, like, an
hour. Was there a family argument?
419
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,440
I got changed, and my mum
had to, like, proper convince me
420
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,880
so that I'd come back and do it.
421
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,480
Good thing she did!
Yeah. Here we are. Next video!
422
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,800
I'm excited for this one!
423
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,040
I'm Oakley Orchard, I'm 14 years old
and I'm from Bristol.
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LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING
425
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What's the most embarrassing thing
that's ever happened to you?
426
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Erm, I was walking down the street
one day from primary school
427
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,240
and I was desperate for a wee,
and my mum said that
428
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,360
I could just have a little bit in
my pants, so I sort of let one go.
429
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,040
OK.
430
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:01,440
I mean, coming second
in the biggest music show on TV?
431
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,720
Who wouldn't want
to be in our position?
432
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,640
Maybe the band that beat us.
433
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,920
Well, whatever happens next,
being put together with you two was
434
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,000
the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
435
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,680
I don't know why you cringe
about that. That's really good.
436
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,880
Wow, that accent! Oh, my gosh!
437
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:20,360
We know who is last, baby! It's the
one and only... No, that's the end!
438
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,120
No, no, no, no, no, it's not.
It's just the beginning!
439
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,440
It's just the beginning.
440
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,800
Hi, I'm Harry Still.
I'm 14 years old.
441
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OK, so, the most embarrassing thing
that's probably ever happened
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to me was when I started Year 7
and I was really, really small.
443
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,560
My bag was basically
the same size as me.
444
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,600
And I was on my way to school,
445
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,080
I went up to the top of the stairs
and there was no seats,
446
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,400
so I stood on the stairs, and all
of a sudden the bus came to a stop,
447
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,800
like a really sharp stop, and cos
I wasn't holding on, I flew back,
448
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,240
and the bag got wedged between
the sides of the wall of the stairs.
449
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,080
And I look like a turtle,
cos I'm stuck like that on the edge
450
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,840
and everyone's laughing at me.
So, yeah, I'd say that was the most
451
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,040
embarrassing thing
that's happened to me.
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00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,600
ALL: Awww!
453
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,840
And it's still not fair when you
shock me, pretending to know
454
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And I swear
455
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,960
I am not ashamed to be who I am
456
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,560
We all feel lost sometimes
457
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,240
And we don't know where to go
458
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:33,280
We can try to
We need to rock and roll...
459
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,680
Wow.
Oh, that was so good!
460
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,040
I can definitely see
why you all got the part.
461
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,280
Well done to our winners,
bad luck to our losers.
462
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,080
Hope you enjoyed
Battle of the Bands.
463
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,840
Make sure to catch up
on all three series of Almost Never
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on BBC iPlayer.
Whoo!
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Right now, a very special treat
to end the series,
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a live performance of Good Time
from our very own supergroup,
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the Girls Here First Wonderland.
We'll see you soon!
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One, two, three, four...
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Maybe I ain't got to feel this way
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Maybe this ain't
how I'm supposed to take it
471
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Cos, baby, I can't take
another day, no, no
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If I coulda had things my way
473
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What I got to do
to make you stay, girl?
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When you're gone,
I got so much pain, oh, no, no
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Cos, baby, I ain't good at lying
476
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I can't hold it in, no, no
477
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Got to show you how I really feel
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Can't let you walk out that door
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ALL: Cos I...
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..been thinking about you
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Can't get you off my mind
482
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And you know it's true
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I don't want to put a downer
on a good time
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But I can't think
about you not being all mine
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So will you
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Will you
487
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Come and talk so we can
be like we were before?
488
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This is all I think about,
I cannot ignore
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Something so true
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I want to be waking up with you
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Maybe this ain't
how I'm supposed to feel
492
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,960
But, girl, I don't think
I can hide it
493
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Cos I get butterflies
when you walk in the room
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When you walk in the room
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Cos you're the Bonnie
to my Clyde, yeah
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I always thought about you
Never put you to the side
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I just want you
Ooh, yeah
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Cos, baby, I ain't good at lying
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I can't hold it in no more
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I got to show you
how I really feel
501
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I can't let you
walk out that door
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Cos I...
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..been thinking about you
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Can't get you off my mind
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And you know it's true
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I don't want to put
a downer on a good time
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But I can't think
about you not being all mine
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So will you
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Will you
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Come and talk so we can
be like we were before?
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This is all I think about,
I cannot ignore
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Something so true
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I want to be waking up with you
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Ooh-ah, ooh-ah
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I want to be waking up with you
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Ooh-ah, ooh-ah
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I want to be waking up with you.
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APPLAUSE
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