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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,210 Where are you going? 2 00:02:38,401 --> 00:02:39,731 Lets' go. 3 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:13,583 Oh fuck. 4 00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:14,835 What did you find for me? 5 00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:22,433 What the fuck are you looking at? 6 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:23,613 What ? 7 00:03:23,615 --> 00:03:24,605 What ? 8 00:03:25,775 --> 00:03:27,025 Whore. 9 00:03:30,455 --> 00:03:32,621 I think this bitch likes me. 10 00:03:32,623 --> 00:03:33,433 What are you saying ? 11 00:03:33,435 --> 00:03:34,053 You are talking to me ? 12 00:03:34,055 --> 00:03:35,913 Look at me, look at me. 13 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:39,008 What are you saying, son of a bitch? 14 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,133 Why don't you try to nab me? 15 00:03:40,135 --> 00:03:41,586 Don't you dare! 16 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:42,070 You have a problem ? 17 00:03:42,071 --> 00:03:44,006 Come on, skinny little shit. 18 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:45,258 Move! 19 00:03:48,175 --> 00:03:50,273 Fuck, man! 20 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:50,961 What ? 21 00:03:50,963 --> 00:03:52,641 You almost killed me. It went to that 22 00:03:52,643 --> 00:03:54,098 of my head! 23 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,413 Damn precision, I got it 24 00:03:55,415 --> 00:03:56,363 right in the chest. 25 00:03:56,365 --> 00:03:58,756 Yeah but if you had sneezed you would have touched me. 26 00:03:58,758 --> 00:04:00,333 I sneezed ? I pooped ? I farted ? 27 00:04:00,335 --> 00:04:01,328 Did I do anything? 28 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:03,316 No, I shot straight. 29 00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:05,801 I didn't rip then the farm, I got it 30 00:04:05,803 --> 00:04:07,053 right in the chest. 31 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,993 Today, the Australian Defense Forces 32 00:04:12,995 --> 00:04:16,333 provided 10 liter jerry cans of gasoline 33 00:04:16,334 --> 00:04:19,532 to be collected from army distribution points, and 34 00:04:19,535 --> 00:04:21,633 5 liter jerry cans will be delivered directly 35 00:04:21,635 --> 00:04:24,963 to homes in large cities during the week. 36 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:28,723 In a press release that the Ministry of Defense sent 37 00:04:28,725 --> 00:04:31,893 earlier today he insisted on the new security measures 38 00:04:31,895 --> 00:04:34,063 and warned the population living 39 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,798 in heavily infested areas. 40 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,893 The flagship measures relate to the right methods 41 00:04:37,895 --> 00:04:41,193 destruction and elimination of the living dead, or zombies, 42 00:04:41,195 --> 00:04:42,963 and infected individuals. 43 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:45,273 Unlike the previous instructions, we advise you 44 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:49,083 not to leave the bodies in the streets for 45 00:04:49,085 --> 00:04:50,403 that the army recovers them. 46 00:04:50,405 --> 00:04:53,723 Whole bodies and limbs should be cremated immediately 47 00:04:53,725 --> 00:04:56,683 How the fuck did you get in? 48 00:04:56,685 --> 00:04:58,633 Through the door. 49 00:04:58,635 --> 00:05:03,278 I told Rory to close that fucking door. 50 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,496 ... Official figures but rather 51 00:05:05,498 --> 00:05:06,483 what they call 52 00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:08,208 speculative estimates. 53 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:11,166 These figures, according to New South Wales 54 00:05:11,168 --> 00:05:14,273 and its emergency services, are an ongoing readjustment 55 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:18,280 official estimates, based on obvious errors due in part to 56 00:05:18,281 --> 00:05:19,403 to the considerable number of ... 57 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:20,276 So how are you ? 58 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,710 ... But also to differences ... 59 00:05:21,711 --> 00:05:22,848 How do you think it's going? 60 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:25,153 ... On official deaths and the various 61 00:05:25,155 --> 00:05:27,558 states of the living dead, or zombies. 62 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,313 Partial estimates communicated today ... 63 00:05:29,315 --> 00:05:31,143 What are you doing right now ? 64 00:05:31,145 --> 00:05:33,793 Excuse me but, who are you in fact? 65 00:05:33,795 --> 00:05:34,873 State. 66 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:35,575 What do you want ? 67 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:39,353 Open that fucking door! 68 00:05:39,355 --> 00:05:40,981 I told you to shut up. 69 00:05:40,983 --> 00:05:43,670 Damn, open up and let us in. 70 00:05:43,671 --> 00:05:46,153 If I let you in, you promise me 71 00:05:46,155 --> 00:05:47,153 to lock that fucking door? 72 00:05:47,155 --> 00:05:49,106 Let us in, bitch. 73 00:05:49,108 --> 00:05:50,728 Promise it! 74 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:51,915 What the fuck you want! 75 00:05:54,503 --> 00:05:55,753 Lesbian fucking. 76 00:05:58,975 --> 00:06:02,308 What is happening here ? 77 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:06,093 Hey Sarah, Jimbo wants you to make him a drone. 78 00:06:06,095 --> 00:06:07,523 What ? 79 00:06:07,525 --> 00:06:08,586 He wants you to make him a fucking drone. 80 00:06:08,588 --> 00:06:09,908 What is a drone? 81 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:11,160 Come on, fuck it! 82 00:06:14,705 --> 00:06:17,108 Don't be like you don't know, you just told me. 83 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,853 He shoves his balls in your mouth, 84 00:06:20,855 --> 00:06:22,628 you hum and it makes them vibrate. 85 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:24,616 Jimbo wants you to do it to him. 86 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,643 Can you leave me all alone? 87 00:06:26,645 --> 00:06:28,513 ... think that this disease could have 88 00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:31,343 be contracted by dogs and livestock. 89 00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:32,073 An official confirmation ... 90 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:33,873 I told you to get out! 91 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:36,813 ... Must be confirmed but emergency services 92 00:06:36,815 --> 00:06:38,553 recommend it. 93 00:06:38,555 --> 00:06:41,243 You start by nabbing methylated spirits, 94 00:06:41,245 --> 00:06:45,138 half a can, and you mix it up 95 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:48,483 in a basin with water, you let stand approximately 96 00:06:48,485 --> 00:06:51,773 5 minutes then in another basin, you pour roughly 97 00:06:51,775 --> 00:06:53,666 2 cans of coke. 98 00:06:53,668 --> 00:06:57,633 It removes any task from you. 99 00:06:57,635 --> 00:06:58,243 It is magic. 100 00:06:58,245 --> 00:06:59,743 What is that ? 101 00:07:19,703 --> 00:07:20,698 Zombie juice! 102 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:21,198 Shit ! 103 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,198 Shit ! 104 00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:25,688 Come here ! 105 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:26,688 Come on, shit, come here! 106 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,275 Little shit. 107 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:36,981 Bring yourself back, you little shit, 108 00:07:36,983 --> 00:07:38,233 little wanker, at the foot! 109 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:44,733 And the RPA, and the Royal North Shore 110 00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:47,963 and St. Vincent Hospital were closed this morning, 111 00:07:47,965 --> 00:07:51,763 the 3 establishments being unable to contain the fatal contaminations 112 00:07:51,765 --> 00:07:54,273 in their intensive care units. 113 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:57,143 RPA director said 114 00:07:57,145 --> 00:08:00,103 at a press conference earlier that as long as the hospital could not 115 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,438 set up new treatment protocols for 116 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,363 all at-risk patients and staff present ... 117 00:08:06,365 --> 00:08:07,063 What ? 118 00:08:07,065 --> 00:08:09,443 ... Zombie attack is too much 119 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,613 high to continue operations as is. 120 00:08:12,615 --> 00:08:15,283 More restrictive security measures should be applied 121 00:08:15,285 --> 00:08:19,313 in these 3 hospitals within 72 hours. 122 00:08:19,315 --> 00:08:25,923 You never wonder what a fish feels when it's caught 123 00:08:25,925 --> 00:08:29,133 and that we throw it back into the water? 124 00:08:29,135 --> 00:08:32,703 Does he blame the guy who smashed his mouth 125 00:08:32,705 --> 00:08:37,815 with a hook, is he shocked? 126 00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:41,993 Or does he forget everything that happened 127 00:08:41,995 --> 00:08:43,245 5 seconds later? 128 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:49,675 Do you have nowhere to go? 129 00:08:49,676 --> 00:08:52,433 Don't you have a family? 130 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:54,043 Do not. 131 00:08:54,045 --> 00:08:55,956 They left. 132 00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:57,208 What ? 133 00:08:59,395 --> 00:09:00,868 They are all dead. 134 00:09:29,765 --> 00:09:31,708 Sorry. 135 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,213 How are you. 136 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:36,785 I too am sad sometimes when I think of fish. 137 00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:46,501 What are you looking at ? 138 00:10:06,633 --> 00:10:08,103 What's your problem, bitch? 139 00:10:08,105 --> 00:10:11,073 Don't you like gasoline? 140 00:10:11,075 --> 00:10:12,325 Come on, get moving! 141 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,170 Light that shit on me. 142 00:10:26,053 --> 00:10:27,675 Your ass is on fire, bitch! 143 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,725 Holy shit! 144 00:10:47,185 --> 00:10:49,623 Shit ! 145 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:50,875 What is happening ? 146 00:10:54,263 --> 00:10:55,323 What the hell are you doing? 147 00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:55,913 In your opinion ? 148 00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:57,333 This fucking zombie will serve as an example. 149 00:10:57,335 --> 00:11:00,138 This fucking zombie is my fucking dad! 150 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,713 What's your problem ? 151 00:11:01,715 --> 00:11:03,013 He's not your dad anymore, he's a fucking zombie now. 152 00:11:03,015 --> 00:11:05,083 Whatever. What's your problem ? 153 00:11:05,085 --> 00:11:07,743 We're moving forward, we're moving forward, that's all, you bitch. 154 00:11:07,745 --> 00:11:09,935 Yeah, we free that shit zombie out of his fucking misery. 155 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,025 Oh brothel! 156 00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:15,670 Damn man, fuck it! 157 00:11:15,671 --> 00:11:16,921 Motherfucker son of a bitch! 158 00:11:21,665 --> 00:11:23,645 Damn guys, it's changing! 159 00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:55,331 That's it, are you freed from your misery?10791

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