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Ho! Hold on, Calvin.
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Got your mail.
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Brother, I'm glad you got a job.
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But nobody cares
about the damn mail anymore.
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It's packages.
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People want packages.
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Ooh, the mailis here!
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All right. What do you got
for me today, Randall?
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Pennysaver? Grocery store
coupons? Address labels
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that I did not order but
still very much appreciate?
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See, was that so hard?
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Bills, bills...
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bill... Oh, hold up.
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- Ooh, something good?
- No.
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It's a summons
to report for jury duty.
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I got one, too.
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Yes! W...
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Wouldn't it be fun if we
ended up on the same trial?
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Not gonna happen
because I never saw this.
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H-Hold on.
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Calvin,
the system will fall apart
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if we don't do our civic duty.
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Well, I'm not trying
to be in the system.
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Next thing you know, I'm drafted
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in some hot-ass foreign country,
hopscotching over land mines.
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Okay, Calvin,
you can't just
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ignore an official
government document.
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You know, my uncle did that once
and it did not end well for him.
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Let me guess.
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He couldn't be the Grand Marshal
at the Pumpkin Parade?
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Well, yes.
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He was devastated.
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But, you know, he also had
to pay a $1,500 fine.
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That's pretty steep,
but I'll take my chances.
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And he spent five days
in the county jail.
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Wait.
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So either I send
someone to jail
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or I go to jail?
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Well, it looks like,
one way or the other,
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I'm gonna be doing time.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
Season 04 Episode 10
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Episode Title: "Welcome to Jury Duty"
Aired on: January 03, 2022.
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Can you believe that we could
end up on the same trial?
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I mean, what are the odds?
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Hopefully impossible.
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Good morning, everyone.
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On behalf
of the City of Pasadena,
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thank you all
for doing your civic duty.
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Without you,
the system would fall apart.
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Ah, see.
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He gets it.
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We'll start with asking
a few questions to see
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if you can be fair
and impartial.
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Juror number six?
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Oh, hi.
I'm juror number six,
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but you can call me Dave.
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No one cares, Dave.
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I love jury duty.
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I'm a big believer
in the whole judicial system.
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It's the foundation
of our civilization.
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So if you need any jurors
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for, I don't know,
an upcoming trial,
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I'm in the system.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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I'm fine with juror number six.
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Yes.
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See, she gets it, too.
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Moving on.
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Juror number five,
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would you have any problems
being fair or impartial?
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Oh!
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Uh...
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Yes.
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I have a problem
with the whole judicial system.
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It's designed to incarcerate
young brothers and sisters.
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Well, for-for the most part.
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Anything else that might exclude
you from being on this trial?
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Yes.
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I am pro crime.
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I am pro anti-crime.
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I'm pro police,
I am pro defund the police.
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And to top it all off,
this annoying guy
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next to me is
my neighbor, so...
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Uh, no, sorry, uh, actually,
we're best friends.
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Even worse, right?
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So I can understand why
you would need to disqualify me.
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Do you validate?
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Actually, none of those things
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are disqualifying for this case.
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Really?
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So what would disqualify me?
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Because I'm sure
I can be pro that, as well.
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I'm fine with juror number five.
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What?
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A-Anybody want to switch?
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How great is it that the
guys got jury duty together
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the same week
I have winter break?
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Gives us a chance to deliberate
over this rosé.
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And binge-watch
our Ladies Who Killshows.Mm-hmm.
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Ah, to wine and crime.
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Yes.
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Hey, Mom.
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Is it okay if Malcolm and I
raid your fridge?
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Well, what's wrong
with your fridge?
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Uh, remember I told you
we rented out our house
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for a few days
to a production company?
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Yeah, they're shooting
a small indie movie.
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It covers this
month's rent
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and allows us to take
a couple sick days.
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Ooh, a movie.
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Maybe we'll get
a chance to meet a star.
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Not to brag,
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but you've kind of
already met one.
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Who?
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Me!
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I starred in Beauty and
the Beastin high school.
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♪ Tale as old
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♪ As time
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♪ Song as old as rhyme
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♪ Beauty
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♪ And the Beast.
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Why don't you be our guest
and never do that again.
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Well, uh, what are
they filming at your house?
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Oh, well, uh,
we don't know.
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Our rental contract says
that we can't bother them.
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Yeah, they wouldn't even
let us in our own kitchen.
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But, luckily, we
can bother you.
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Well, you know,
we didn't sign any contract.
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So what's stopping us from going
over there and checking it out?
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That is a great idea.
See?
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And who knows?
Maybe I'll finally get discovered.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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we will prove
that this defendant
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is not
an innocent elderly shopper,
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but is
a professional shoplifter.
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We have her on camera
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driving away
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with thousands of dollars
of stolen merchandise.
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Guilty!
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What, too soon?
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Yes, Calvin,
way too soon.
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Uh, Your Honor,
request to have my friend's
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outburst stricken
from the record.
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No, you're not a lawyer.
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No, he is not.
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But I have watched over 200
episodes of Law & Order.
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And I'm sure you can
agree with me, Judge,
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that this whole thing
seems like a mistrial.
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And if you watch
that much Law & Order,
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you'd know that I'm the only one
who could say that.
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Sit down.
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Hey, hey! Hi, hi.
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My name is Tina and this is
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- my friend Gemma, and...
- And we were wondering, um,
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if you need any more actors
to be in your movie, because...
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- we're pros.
- Yeah.
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Well, you two are
perfect mom types.
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I guess I could use you,
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if you don't mind walking
back and forth in the background
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for five hours
in the hot sun for free.
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We'll take it!
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Great. See you on set.
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Okay.
Oh, my God!
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- We're gonna be in a movie!
- Yes!
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Hey. Hey, what's going on?
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Hi.
We just stopped by to check on the house.
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Yeah, and help ourselves
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to some free food.
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Sorry to bother you.
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Bother not.
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I'm Jasmine.
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Can you tell me
where the set is?
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Um, it's this
house right here.
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Uh... Hey.
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Um, I'm really into that.
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Uh, Mantamaji comics,
not your breasts.
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Um...
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I have the same thing.
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The-the shirt,
not breasts.
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Okay, all right,
all right, all right!
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Okay, let me,
let me jump in here.
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Um, this is my very single
and eligible son Marty.
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He gets a little flustered
around beautiful women.
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Mama!
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But she is not wrong.
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At least he didn't run
into a tree this time.
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Okay! Uh, I do have, uh...
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I do have some trouble
with English
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around lovely ladies.
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Too bad you don't speak
Klingon.
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Wow. She speaks Klingon.
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They're talking
about babies!
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I know the word for babies
in every language
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- in the universe! - Shh!
- Oh...
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They're talking about babies!
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I say we get this thing
over with.
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I vote guilty.
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Okay, not so fast.
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Now, first, we need
to choose a foreman.
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So let's go around the room
and have each person discuss...
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I say Dave does it.
Show of hands.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Wow. Thank you
for your vote of confidence.
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I will not let you down.
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So now can I vote guilty?
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Well, as your newly
elected foreman,
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I feel like we need to discuss
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all aspects of the case
before we vote.
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How long is this gonna take?
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Well, not long, but we should
probably order dinner.
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And maybe breakfast.
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Uh, who wants to recall Dave
as foreman? Show of hands.
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Put your hands down, you jokers.
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Okay, now, before we start,
I feel like we should
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carefully review
all of the rules.
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Now, according to the bailiff,
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we press this button once
if we have a question,
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twice if we reach a verdict,
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and three times
if, well, there's an emergency.
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Well, somebody press it
three times,
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because Dave is about
to have an emergency!
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Oh, oh, hey, no.
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Marty, thanks for lunch.
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Ah, not a problem.
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That Mars rover can
guide itself for an hour.
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I hope.
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Jasmine, these last few days
have been amazing.
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I've never connected
with someone so quickly.
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It's almost like
we're perfect for each other.
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I feel the same way.
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Oh.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay.
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Now, are-are you sure it's okay
for me to stay here and watch?
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Of course. I'm the star.
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And you're my guest.
Go over there.
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Okay.
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Quiet on set.
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Quiet on set.
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And action.
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Coming!
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You order a pizza?
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Extra sausage?
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I sure did.
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And I'm hungry
for more than just pizza.
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Are you two ready?
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Are you kidding?
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I've been dreaming about this
since I was a little girl.
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You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.
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You know,
when we're done shooting,
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I am gonna let you
sample my cupcakes.
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Honey, you already got the job.
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Let's get to work.
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Ooh!
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This is so fun.
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I can't believe he hired us
to walk the streets.
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00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:17,217
I know.
262
00:11:17,382 --> 00:11:19,999
You know, I cannot wait until
my church sees me in this movie.
263
00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:21,468
Oh, yeah!
264
00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:22,555
- What?
- Oh!
265
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,639
- Let's go. Let's hit it.
- Okay.
266
00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:32,741
This case is open
and shut, Tina.
267
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,382
Dave had us deliberating
for three days.
268
00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:36,901
I didn't commit a crime.
269
00:11:36,986 --> 00:11:38,726
Why am I being punished?
270
00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:41,421
You know, Dave is right.
271
00:11:41,506 --> 00:11:44,484
You need to take your job
as a juror more seriously.
272
00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:46,288
You can't take this
for granted.
273
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,696
You know, there was a time
they wouldn't even
274
00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,234
let Black people on juries.
275
00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:50,929
Yes, you know, I agree.
276
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,212
And it's still
some of that going on.
277
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,560
But I did my three days!
278
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:58,187
Okay, all right, baby.
279
00:11:58,272 --> 00:12:00,846
Just imagine
if it were you on trial.
280
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:02,413
Or even worse.
281
00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:03,978
What if it were our boys?
282
00:12:05,237 --> 00:12:07,849
Don't let the system work
without you.
283
00:12:09,453 --> 00:12:11,630
I hate it when you
agree with Dave.
284
00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:15,794
I hate it even more
when I agree with Dave.
285
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,498
Hmm.
286
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:23,847
So cameras are here and here.
287
00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:26,048
Hmm.
288
00:12:26,561 --> 00:12:29,741
So she walks past
the perfume counter.
289
00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:33,552
"Uh, no, thank you, ma'am.
I already have that one."
290
00:12:34,766 --> 00:12:37,119
She comes on down past luggage.
291
00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:40,686
And she knew she wasn't gonna
get that in her purse, right?
292
00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:45,394
She goes on down
past women's accessories.
293
00:12:45,479 --> 00:12:48,090
Then though the Chanel display.
294
00:12:48,795 --> 00:12:52,441
Hold up. Hold up!
295
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,402
That's it!
296
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:58,311
Justice is blind.
297
00:13:10,012 --> 00:13:12,191
Whoa. What's wrong, little bro?
298
00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:14,803
Ah, did they make Pluto
a planet again?
299
00:13:15,158 --> 00:13:17,944
Worse. I found out what kind
of movie they're shooting.
300
00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:20,251
And it is not good.
301
00:13:20,404 --> 00:13:22,627
Okay, well, maybe they can
fix it in editing.
302
00:13:22,712 --> 00:13:24,827
I don't think they do a lot
of editing in these movies.
303
00:13:24,911 --> 00:13:26,089
Aah! Don't sit there.
304
00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,319
Or there.
305
00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:29,912
And definitely not there!
306
00:13:31,003 --> 00:13:33,661
They are shooting
an adult film in our house.
307
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,490
When you say adult film,
do you mean...
308
00:13:35,575 --> 00:13:36,920
The name of the movie
309
00:13:37,005 --> 00:13:39,561
was Missionary Impossible.
310
00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:44,074
Well, bow chicka wow wow!
311
00:13:44,631 --> 00:13:46,248
Oh, look, whatever, Marty.
312
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:49,420
All we have to do
is boil the house. Yeah.
313
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,417
Oh, and, uh, make sure
Mama don't find out
314
00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:54,157
'cause, you know,
she will shut it all down.
315
00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:56,342
Yeah, man, but this
all has me messed up.
316
00:13:56,427 --> 00:13:58,171
I really like Jasmine.
317
00:13:58,256 --> 00:14:00,381
And she has a career
where she has to...
318
00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,774
order a lot of pizza.
319
00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:04,874
You know, I can't believe
they're still doing
320
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,605
that tired old
pizza guy plot.
321
00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:08,483
Not the point!
322
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,053
Listen, man, I know it's
her job, and-and that's cool,
323
00:14:11,138 --> 00:14:13,404
but I... I prefer a girl
324
00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:17,311
who only wants to
have pizza with me.
325
00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:20,120
Look, I know
what you mean, man.
326
00:14:20,383 --> 00:14:23,259
And we both know
you are not good with sharing.
327
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,753
Like last night
with them tater tots.
328
00:14:26,014 --> 00:14:28,457
Excuse me, those
were all mine.
329
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,022
And if you wanted tots, you
should've ordered your own!
330
00:14:33,717 --> 00:14:34,820
I was up all night
331
00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:36,827
going over this case in my mind,
and I have to admit
332
00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:40,178
that all the evidence
points to guilty.
333
00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:42,951
Calvin was right all along.
334
00:14:43,357 --> 00:14:45,545
I was wrong all along.
335
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,532
She's innocent.
336
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,475
What... hold on, innocent?
What changed your mind?
337
00:14:50,559 --> 00:14:51,606
The spoon.
338
00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:53,782
I discovered
339
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:57,334
that the cameras have
some blind spots.
340
00:14:57,795 --> 00:14:59,774
I-I didn't see any blind spots.
341
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:02,514
That's how they got
their name, Dave.
342
00:15:03,842 --> 00:15:06,012
Look, the pictures show
343
00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:10,451
that there are security cameras
here and here,
344
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,233
but not here.
345
00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:17,741
So no one knows
what the spoon was doing
346
00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:19,831
between luggage...
347
00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:21,764
and women's accessories.
348
00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:26,467
Anybody could've put
those stolen items in her purse.
349
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,818
And if it's not on the cam,
350
00:15:28,903 --> 00:15:30,819
this case is a sham.
351
00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:36,172
So you're saying
there's reasonable doubt.
352
00:15:36,342 --> 00:15:39,998
I'm not just saying it, Dave.
I just rhymed it.
353
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,295
Because if there is doubt,
354
00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:46,116
we got to let her out.
355
00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:51,057
Case... closed.
356
00:15:58,212 --> 00:16:00,347
Hey, uh, Jasmine.
357
00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:01,850
I, um...
358
00:16:01,935 --> 00:16:04,637
Let me guess.
My job is too much for you?
359
00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:07,311
Yeah. How'd you know?
360
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,279
This isn't my first rodeo.
361
00:16:09,364 --> 00:16:11,968
I was in Rodeo Hoedown 8and 9.
362
00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:14,731
No, yeah, yeah, no.
363
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,904
I checked your credits.
You are very popular.
364
00:16:18,599 --> 00:16:20,868
But, uh, I was wondering...
365
00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:22,639
Why I do this kind of work?
366
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:23,771
Yeah.
367
00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:27,147
I know it's unusual,
but I enjoy it.
368
00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:28,921
That's why I invited you on set.
369
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:32,459
To show you what I do because
some people don't get it.
370
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:35,362
Like my priest... so judgmental.
371
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,378
But I've had some breakups
372
00:16:39,494 --> 00:16:42,131
because guys couldn't
handle it, so...
373
00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:44,753
if you're uncomfortable,
374
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,974
we shouldn't
see each other anymore.
375
00:16:47,196 --> 00:16:48,853
What? N-No, no.
376
00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:51,967
Jasmine, those guys
are so shallow.
377
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,057
I am mature.
378
00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:55,599
Okay? I-I can handle it.
379
00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:56,949
Yeah? Okay.
380
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,035
I'll see you on set, Jasmine.Okay.
381
00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:05,762
Marty.
382
00:17:06,022 --> 00:17:07,263
Nope! Nope!
383
00:17:07,348 --> 00:17:09,209
I can't handle it.
384
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,459
I'm sorry.
385
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,834
I-I really, really
wish that I could,
386
00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:15,315
but I... I guess
387
00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:17,430
I'm just looking for a different
kind of relationship.
388
00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:19,535
I understand.
389
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,726
Has the jury
reached a verdict?
390
00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:29,764
Uh, we have, Your Honor.
391
00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:32,003
May the defendant please rise?
392
00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:36,771
I object!
393
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,425
Habeas corpus!
394
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:40,178
Sidebar!
395
00:17:40,556 --> 00:17:43,516
Uh, uh, Judge, some new evidence
has come to light.
396
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,563
Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot.
397
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,195
I would say
"approach the bench,"
398
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,041
but I see
you're already approaching.
399
00:17:50,274 --> 00:17:52,280
Habeas corpus.
400
00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:54,076
Semper fi.
401
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:58,514
Your Honor,
if I may, uh...
402
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,803
...this case
403
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,710
is going downstream.
404
00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:07,944
I suggest you let us reconvene.
405
00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:14,330
I don't understand.
Guilty?
406
00:18:14,451 --> 00:18:16,651
A minute ago, you had us
all convinced she was innocent.
407
00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:19,466
That's before I noticed
that the defendant
408
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:21,686
was wearing a Chanel necklace.
409
00:18:22,076 --> 00:18:23,862
I bought Tina one just like it.
410
00:18:24,243 --> 00:18:27,326
That thing was so expensive,
I wish I had stolen it.
411
00:18:29,264 --> 00:18:31,264
And here it is,
right here.
412
00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:32,623
This is the list
413
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:35,105
of all of the stolen items
that were never recovered.
414
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,526
There it is right there.
415
00:18:36,611 --> 00:18:38,833
One Chanel necklace.
416
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,358
I guess she forgot
she had shoplifted it.
417
00:18:45,387 --> 00:18:48,262
Nice... catch.
418
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:51,063
Looks like we get
to start all over again.
419
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:53,544
No, no, no, no... Okay, now, here we go.
420
00:18:53,628 --> 00:18:55,053
Exhibit A.
421
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,609
You can all go home.
422
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,334
What? Wh-Why?
423
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:02,857
The defendant took a plea.
424
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:06,241
When you objected, which
I don't think you can do...
425
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:09,385
...she realized she was busted.
426
00:19:09,977 --> 00:19:11,765
What were you guys
doing in here?
427
00:19:12,037 --> 00:19:14,905
Me and the judge knew
she was guilty from day one.
428
00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:20,476
Well, Dave, I'm glad
you pushed me to do this.
429
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:23,835
The system only works
when we all make sure it works.
430
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,141
So you won't ignore
your summons next time?
431
00:19:26,225 --> 00:19:27,795
No. You know what?
432
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:29,609
I'm actually looking forward
433
00:19:29,694 --> 00:19:32,147
to the next time
I get to do my civic duty.
434
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:34,241
Maybe the next trial will have,
435
00:19:34,326 --> 00:19:36,655
like, more blood
or something in it,
436
00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:39,627
so I can finally use
my Law & Orderdegree.
437
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,038
This is an outrage.Mm-hmm.
438
00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:48,897
You won't believe what
just happened on that movie set.
439
00:19:49,072 --> 00:19:50,647
Oh, right.
440
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,904
Uh, I'm sorry, Ma.
441
00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:54,472
We just didn't know
how to tell you.
442
00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:57,201
Wait, you found out we
were fired before we did?
443
00:19:57,286 --> 00:19:58,333
Huh?
444
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:01,256
After I let the director
eat my cupcakes?
445
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:03,131
What the...
446
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,296
Hold on.
What is happening here?
447
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:06,876
Were you two working
on that movie?
448
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,310
Yeah!
We were all up in it!
449
00:20:10,412 --> 00:20:13,418
But apparently, you're not
supposed to look in the camera.
450
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,377
Oh!
451
00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:17,380
Mama, no!
452
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:18,774
What?
453
00:20:18,859 --> 00:20:21,019
We were background actors
for the outside shots.
454
00:20:21,104 --> 00:20:23,538
So-so-so-so, you two were
outside the whole time
455
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,373
and-and you never
saw in that house?
456
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:26,765
- No.
- Oh, I wish.
457
00:20:26,849 --> 00:20:28,959
God, that would've
been the dream.
458
00:20:33,094 --> 00:20:35,143
Mama, Gemma...
459
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,810
...we got something to tell
y'all about the movie.
460
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,453
- It was a what?!
- It was a what?!
461
00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:45,085
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