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- Hello, everyone.
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I thought I'd make this video while in the bath
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because lately I've been feeling,
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well, naked.
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I've been working on something
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that's been taking up a lot of my time.
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And I'm about to apply myself
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more than I ever have in my entire life.
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I've fully aligned with my purpose.
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And I can't wait to share the news with you.
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But the timing isn't quite right.
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But what I can tell you
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is that it is going to directly affect
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the existence of you
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and everyone you've ever met.
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This is going to be irreversible.
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But don't be scared.
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This is a mission of Lyte.
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- Well, look at you,
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all sexy and enlightened.
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- That's me.
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You know, Portia, I really have to thank you
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for pushing me to do this endeavor.
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It's gonna be the biggest thing since sliced bread.
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And I owe it all to you.
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- Dory, I can't tell you how much that means to me.
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I wish we could just melt into the same person.
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Why can't we do that?
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Can we just invent that already?
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- One thing at a time.
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- Hey. Do you want to get dinner with me tonight?
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There's this really cute spot,
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and it has outdoor seating and gorgeous lighting.
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- That sounds lovely.
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But let's see how the day plays out, okay?
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll just see how the day plays out.
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I love that 'cause it's kind of being present and--
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should I make a rez?
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- Thank you.
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Oh, wow.
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- Nice, right? - Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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- This isn't bad.
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- No, it's like super sexy.
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- Yeah, of course. - Thank you so much.
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- Oh, course. Yeah.
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You know, I like to treat you like the princess that you are.
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- Uh, Joe.
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There's something that I really need to tell you
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and I feel, like, really nervous to say it.
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- Okay. No, hey, hey.
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Look, you know you can tell me anything, right?
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I'm--I'm your supportive lover.
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I just want you to know, like, you really mean so much to me
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and, like, I think I'm kind of seeing someone.
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Like, I don't want to say too much about it because,
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you know, it's really new to me in a lot of ways.
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But, um, yeah.
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- Wow. I'm--um--
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I'm actually relieved. - What?
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- I may be kinda seeing someone too.
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- You? - Yeah, it's complicated.
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- Oh, my God. - I'm just trying to process it
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'cause it's actually extremely confusing.
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And I have a lot of conflicting feelings about it, but--
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- I hope I get to meet her one day.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Yeah.
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- I hope he makes you really happy.
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- Oh! Wow!
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- Oh, wow.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Ah, this is it. This is it.
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Yes, this is where we're gonna do it.
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This is our new home.
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- Yeah, yeah. God, this is so perfect.
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This is just exactly what it should be.
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- You know, I told them. I said I don't want offices.
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You know, no divisions, no secrets.
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Just community.
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- Oh, ah, my best friends.
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Isn't this place of the times?
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I got the design team from Selfie Castle.
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Doesn't it just make you
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want to take a million pictures of yourself?
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- That is so smart.
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People are just gonna be so jealous that we get to, like,
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sit and, like, stand in here.
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- Hey, you want to see the, um, lab?
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- The lab? Yes.
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God, it sounds so cool to hear it.
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- Yeah. - It's so cool to hear.
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- Yeah. The lab.
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- Oh, boy. Here we go, the lab.
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Everybody, this is our resident genius
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Dr. Benny Balthazar.
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- Hi.
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- Hello. - Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Very excited to be making history.
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- Yeah. Benny graduated first in her class at MIT.
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It doesn't get more science-y than Benny.
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- Oh, my God. MIT.
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That's actually one of the schools
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I consider pretending to go to, so.
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- Oh, yes. I read about your lies.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Well, Benny,
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it is an honor to embark on this journey with you.
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- Yeah, it's gonna be huge.
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- Well, do you mind showing us what y'all are up to?
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- Sure. So, obviously,
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we're gonna start with targeted amplicon sequencing.
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- Of course, obviously.
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- And then x-ray crystallography.
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We'll see where that gets us.
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So we have the most sophisticated technology
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in here.
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Equipment that some of the most well-funded labs
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in the world don't have access to.
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This is the most comprehensive library
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of natural and synthetic chemical samples
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that the world has ever seen.
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You could do absolutely anything with these.
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If there's a way to cure cancer, it's in here.
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- Oh, well, that would have come in handy
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when I pretended to have cancer.
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- Nobody is allowed in there ever.
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In the wrong hands,
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this could start World War III.
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So we are using a new technology
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that visually maps neurochemical reactions
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as they're occurring live in our test subject.
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We're looking for anything traditionally associated
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with enlightenment.
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The idea being that we can reverse engineer
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the chemical recipe for what you experienced.
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- Hmm.
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I'm sorry, but this doesn't feel
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quite right to me.
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To reduce my experience
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to just chemicals.
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What I went through was so much more than that.
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It was spiritual,
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metaphysical,
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divine.
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I died.
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And then I came back.
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That's what the pill should be doing.
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- Yeah, well, uh, we'll look into that.
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- Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Hi, Kate. Hi, Jose.
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Welcome. Try everything. I liked the soda pop.
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I like the cherries. They're all good.
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- I'm sorry. Do we own this candy store too?
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- Oh, we don't own it.
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No, they shut it down when I come in
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'cause I think best when I got in candy me.
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I, in fact, I'm micro-dosing sugar.
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- Dor, Dor!
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They have my favorite candy from when I was a kid
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and they're really impossible to find.
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- They got everything here. Okay.
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Um, I--I--I think what we're essentially trying to do
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is to reinvent the wheel.
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Uh, so it could take the science
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a heck of a long time
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before it sees the light of day.
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So the question becomes,
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what are we gonna do in the meantime?
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- Research. And meditate.
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- Hmm. - No.
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We get people on board.
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We get them lining up around the block
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and, uh, just-- just clamoring for it.
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- Like, shouldn't we make a pill first?
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- No, I think we need to create the need
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before the technology.
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See what I'm thinking? - Mm-hmm.
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- I think we need to pull some kind of, you know, magic trick
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so that we hypnotize the entire country into joining our cause.
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And I know how to do it.
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We're gonna do it through a--a kind of a stunt.
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Here. Come here. Come around here. Come close.
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Get in a little tight, a little tight,
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a little grouping. Stay right there.
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- That's good. - Now...
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- All right. - Cast your gaze right about
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from where you are right around there.
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- Okay. - Watch this. Bing.
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- Oh. - Oh, my God.
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- You guys, it's like
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the future we've all been waiting for.
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- So what is this that we're looking at exactly?
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- Well, this is a very carefully curated group
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of the most popular social media influencers
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whose followership adds up to collectively
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about a third of the American population.
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They're just fantastic. So watch.
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I'm gonna isolate this lady right there.
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- Oh, my God. I know who that is.
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She looks, like, very hot in skates.
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That's exactly what men want.
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- And then there's this fella.
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- Oh, yeah, that's the pop scientist.
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He's like a joke in the legitimate science community.
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- Well, he's very likable.
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- No. - Here's the whole group again.
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- Wow.
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I don't think I recognize any of these people.
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- But I have very young researchers
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who assure me that this gang
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has the attention of basically the entire world.
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There we go. Goodbye. What do you think of that?
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- Aw!
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- So are you saying
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that you want these people to promote the pill?
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- Yeah. I want them to promote it.
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But also, I want them to be the first to take the pill.
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I think this could be a very exciting public example
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of what the road to enlightenment
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would look like exactly.
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- Hmm.
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Well, if we did this,
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I would want to feel connected to these people, you know,
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to build a relationship with them over time
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so that I can teach them and love them and really know them
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so that by the time we actually take the pill,
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we're like--we're like a real--a real family.
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- Like disciples.
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- Hmm. - Hmm.
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- Yeah.
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- Imagine a group of influencers
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living on the premises and live-ing,
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so to speak, 24/7 from Lyte Headquarters.
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- They live there?
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But they look so annoying.
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- Trust me, we need these folks to be on board.
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If they believe, so will everybody.
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- Oh, my God.
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I'm having an idea.
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I'm having an idea. Okay, okay.
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Maybe--maybe this sounds crazy.
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But what if we made it seem like
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anybody in America could be chosen for this,
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like a nationwide lottery?
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Like we act like there's this equal opportunity chance
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at exclusivity when really it's just preselected?
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- Oh, I love that idea. It's patriotic.
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- Well, it's something to chew on.
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Certainly.
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- You may have noticed an unusual package
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in your mailbox recently.
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That's because tech billionaire and public persona
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Tunnel Quinn is sending something your way.
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Quinn had purported on social media
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that he had hoped to have every single package
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delivered to every American by last Wednesday
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but only 1/5th of the country has received their parcel
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as the US Postal Service
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is overwhelmed by this unprecedented situation.
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There's an air of mystery
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around the purpose of this stunt,
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though Quinn did release this video yesterday.
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- If there's a light coming out of your box,
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you've been chosen to be a pioneer
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who's gonna take us all
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into a new dawn of human evolution.
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Geez, you're gonna want this.
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As of today, only two boxes
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have emitted a shining light,
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one belonging to fitness personality Dogey Dodge,
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the other to beauty and cosplay influencer Pepper Southerland.
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Which begs the question,
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is this truly a random selection
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or are the people being selected social media famous?
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- They want me.
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I don't know what it is but they want me!
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- Meanwhile, millions of Americans
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expressed disappointment
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as they open their boxes to see nothing but a black void.
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And I can say from personal experience,
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it is quite hurtful to open that empty box.
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- Oh, my God!
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Is that Dr. Richie Thinky?
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I'm such a fan of yours.
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I was so stoked when I saw that you got picked.
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My nephews are obsessed with your science experiments.
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- Aw! - We that whole, like,
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baking soda volcano thing that you do
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in my living room.
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- The Big Kaboomer? - Yeah, yeah.
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- Wow, that must have been messy.
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- Ugh!
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- I'm so excited to meet you, Elodie on Wheels.
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I'm a huge fan of yours! - Shut up!
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- Is it her?
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Is it really her? - Oh, no!
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You daft little piggy!
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Where in the fuck have you been?
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- The last time I saw you,
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I was literally holding your hair back
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while you were seriously blowing chunks
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into Angela Merkel's Louis Vuitton clutch
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at her disco-themed wedding in the Black Forest!
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- Oh, no. Take it back. Say it's not true!
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- Oh, my God.
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Was she so mad? - Are you kidding me?
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This is literally the Duchess of Bellhead.
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No one's allowed to be mad at her.
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- That's so fun.
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Are you both duchesses?
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- No, I'm PeoplePlacesMarty.
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I basically do, like, the most badass stuff
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with, like, the most badass people
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on the most badass planet in the entire solar system.
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Are you PepperPaintsHerself?
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- Yeah, I am.
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And I'm dressed like a dragon today
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'cause I'm having heartburn and it feels like fire.
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- And then I, like, almost wiped.
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- I just want to butt in and say
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that I'm getting really strong energy from both of you.
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Are you both water signs?
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- Yes! - Yes.
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- Yeah, be careful this week, okay?
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A lot is being asked for you, so don't get too fluid.
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- Okay. Thank you.
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And I trust anything that you say
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because I am a huge fan of your weekly readings.
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- Yeah. Do me a favor, okay?
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Don't give me feedback unless I specifically ask for it.
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- Kay. - Hey, did you guys
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have to fill out a shitload of paperwork for this?
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Like, why do they need so much of our medical history?
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I'm starting to get pissed that
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I don't know a single thing about this.
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- Hello. Ah, there you all are!
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Oh, wow, you're all glowing.
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Why don't you all take a seat? Please. Get comfortable.
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I want to welcome all of you.
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Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
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Okay. Well, I'm Dory Sief.
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And I am the cofounder of Lyte.
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And these are my amazing partners.
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You guys want to introduce yourselves?
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- Hi, you guys. I'm Portia Davenport.
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I am so excited by this!
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This is gonna be so fun and amazing.
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And I'm here if you guys have any questions at all. Yay!
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- Hi, I'm Drew Gardner.
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Um, I want to thank you all for coming.
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And yeah, same. So if you have any questions,
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feel free to just shoot 'em my way.
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- Um, I'm Elliott Goss.
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It's so incredible to meet you guys.
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And yeah, if you have-- if you have any questions,
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you can come to me.
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Yes, the dragon.
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- Yeah, I guess just, like, what is this?
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- Well, you've all been chosen to participate
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in the single most important experiment of all time.
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We've been developing a remedy for anguish and ignorance
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that is going to enhance
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the collective human experience.
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And we can't do it without you.
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You've been selected to be the first pioneers
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to embark on the quest for enlightenment.
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- Wait! What?
371
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,012
- Oh, hell, yes.
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- I just wanted to give you a little taste
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of what I'm talking about.
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So does anybody want to volunteer
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and be my little guinea pig?
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- Oh, I will.
377
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,108
- Yes, Elodie. Why don't you come up here
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and join me, sweetie.
379
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,789
- Oh, God. Okay. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
380
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- I actually think I hate all of them.
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- How many years do you think
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we're gonna have to know these people?
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- Even more reason to make the pill
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so we can just fix them all.
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- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
386
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,398
- So what do you want to work on today?
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- What do you mean?
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- Is there a part of you that feels unaligned in your life?
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Anything you want to fix? Anything at all?
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00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:50,479
- Oh, gosh. Where do I start?
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Um, I guess,
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well, I could use a boyfriend.
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- Mmm. - Ooh.
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- Great. So what would a boyfriend do for you?
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- Get me laid.
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- Sexual connection. Good.
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What else?
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- I--I--well,
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I guess I've always been a romantic.
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I've always just felt like happiest when I'm in love.
401
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- Hmm.
402
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,610
Can I say something that might not make any sense to you?
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- Sure.
404
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,605
- You don't want a boyfriend.
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00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,884
- Hmm.
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Mmm.
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I do though.
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- Consciously, you do.
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But when every part of us truly wants something...
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- Mm-hmm.
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- We can manifest it like that.
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00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,265
So the fact that you're sitting up here and you're telling me
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that you want a boyfriend but you don't have one,
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00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,970
it tells me that there's some part of you
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somewhere that just isn't completely on board.
416
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,308
- Mm-hmm.
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00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:01,279
- You're not listening to every part of Elodie.
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00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,050
Would you like to hear what she has to say?
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00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,486
- Yes, yes. What does she say?
420
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,315
- Okay. Well, I'm going to embody Elodie,
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00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,832
so that you two can have a conversation.
422
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,485
How does that sound?
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00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,463
- Trippy.
424
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,462
- Okay.
425
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,663
Why don't you give me your hand, sweetie?
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00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,504
- Okay.
427
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,248
- I think if you get into a relationship,
428
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,358
you're gonna mess it up like you always do.
429
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,485
You're gonna scare him away
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00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:49,461
because he's gonna realize how pathetic you really are.
431
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,498
You're unrealized and superficial.
432
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,468
And roller skating is not a point of view.
433
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,044
- Is she really channeling right now?
434
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,767
- Every time you get into a relationship,
435
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,108
you get ignored or rejected all over again.
436
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,114
- - So I'm going to reject
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00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,206
every man that comes my way
438
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,181
before he has a chance to reject me!
439
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,489
- So what now?
440
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,694
- You have to convince me
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00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,729
that you're worthy.
442
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,655
Otherwise, you are going to die alone.
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00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,740
Ooh.
444
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,513
Do you see what happened there?
445
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,579
We got in touch with the part of Elodie
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that is in resistance.
447
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,854
You won't acknowledge her power over you.
448
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,662
- Thank you, Elodie. Why don't you take a seat?
449
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,926
- That was amazing.
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00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,930
- So here at Lyte,
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what we're trying to do is heal the wounds
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that put us in resistance
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with the things that we need.
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00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,235
That was the first step
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00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,880
towards healing that particular trauma
456
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,182
because you weren't born with that trauma.
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Something happened in your life that fractured you.
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We have hundreds of fractures.
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It's overwhelming, isn't it?
460
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- Yeah.
461
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,550
- But here's the good news.
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We are going to fix all of that.
463
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And we're gonna do it with a small private group.
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Just you all, me, Portia, Drew, Elliott,
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00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,273
and some of the most well regarded scientists
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working in our time.
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I mean--I mean, how does that sound?
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- Awesome. - Whoo!
469
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,978
- Normally, it would take a lifetime
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to heal all of these wounds.
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But we are developing a pill
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that is 100% backed by science
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that is going to integrate
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all the tiny broken pieces of your souls
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in one fell swoop.
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00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,299
- And with all due respect, if she can enlighten you guys,
477
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,495
she can enlighten anyone.
478
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,326
- I need this.
479
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,801
I have a lot of issues.
480
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,999
- This is so messed up.
481
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,143
- Do you want to share your thoughts with us, Dogey?
482
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:16,168
- Yeah. I just have a problem with what I just saw.
483
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,735
You didn't become a part of her.
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00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,309
You bullied that girl.
485
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:23,351
I don't like this one bit.
486
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,348
- Is that because maybe you're afraid to do this work?
487
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,452
- Um, no.
488
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,420
I think it's just all bullshit.
489
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:34,159
- Nah, man, expand your mind. This shit is real.
490
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,859
Ugh, I can't even with how low you vibrate.
491
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,932
- Hey, it's okay.
492
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,967
He just has a choice to make.
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00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,703
Do you want to work on yourself
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00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,371
and bettering the lives of everyone in the world
495
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,871
or do you want to leave?
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00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,344
There's a great restaurant right next door
497
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,942
if you want to grab a bite on your way home.
498
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,211
- Wow.
499
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,684
Fuck you. Fuck all of this.
500
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,394
I'm Catholic.
501
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,361
- He's famously closeted.
502
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,356
- Oh, okay. - Is there anyone else
503
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,288
who is having doubts about this?
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00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,560
Because this is not something to take lightly.
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00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,673
This is a huge responsibility.
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00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:18,402
And you will be dedicating 100% of your lives to this cause.
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00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,243
People may not understand.
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00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,969
Family and partners,
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00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,810
they may question you about this.
510
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,805
But that should embolden you
511
00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:27,307
because that tells you that their love
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00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,249
has always been conditional.
513
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,249
That's an unfortunate truth
514
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,051
because even our parents withhold love from us
515
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:39,363
when we don't turn out how they envisioned.
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00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:44,104
But we will become a family together
517
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:49,266
in our pursuit for unconditional love.
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00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,098
We are voyagers
519
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,544
of true love
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00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:58,877
for the betterment of humanity.
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00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:03,084
And if that is not something that you are interested in,
522
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:04,621
then you're free to leave.
523
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,555
- I'm with you.
524
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:15,361
- Me too.
525
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,927
- Same.
526
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:18,728
- I'm in. - Yeah.
527
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,597
I mean, we have to.
528
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,269
- Let's do this!
529
00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:41,147
- Thank you.
530
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,793
Thank you. Thank you.
531
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,060
This is a day
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that I've been looking forward to my entire life.
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I just didn't know it.
534
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Every now and again,
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an innovation comes along
536
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that changes everything.
537
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I've been lucky to be at the helm of several of these.
538
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In 1992,
539
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I envisioned a world where people could
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send messages back and forth at the speed of light,
541
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allowing everybody to easefully make plans with each other.
542
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I called it texting.
543
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- We love texting!
544
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- And now I bring you
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the greatest breakthrough
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in the history of our species,
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universal enlightenment.
548
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,541
That's right. And to explain it,
549
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,153
I'd like to introduce my friend and business partner.
550
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Together, we've been working on a formula
551
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,987
to change the world.
552
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,994
Dory Sief.
553
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,116
- Yeah, Dory!
554
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,573
- Okay. So I don't get a kiss?
555
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,378
- Hmm.
556
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I believe.
557
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,757
I believe that humankind
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can not only know love
559
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but be love.
560
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:34,729
That we are intended to transcend consciousness
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to survive.
562
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,174
Since the dawn of time,
563
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,766
we have pined for an era
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00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:44,181
where we reconcile the dilemma of who we are
565
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and why we are here
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and transmute ourselves
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into absolute peace.
568
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We are evolving.
569
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- And we're so thrilled to present
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the very first to evolve.
571
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These six test subjects were chosen
572
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from amongst 210 million Americans
573
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:13,309
and asked to redirect their online presence
574
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with a new focus
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on the quest for enlightenment.
576
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:21,409
These pioneers are gonna be the first people on the planet
577
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to take the pill
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that's gonna bring about a revolution of love.
579
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,317
- And now may I introduce my disciples.
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- Whoo! - Whoo!
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- First up, Leonora Hamsdale.
582
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Red Lyte!
583
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Marty Plushfeld!
584
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,250
Orange Lyte!
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00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,603
Winnie Miranda!
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00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,866
Yellow Lyte!
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00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,478
Pepper Southerland!
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00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,054
Green Lyte!
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00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:41,555
Ritchie Thinky!
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00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,027
Blue Lyte!
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Yeah!
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00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,678
And Elodie Revlon!
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00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,076
Violet Lyte!
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00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,086
Yeah! Whoo!
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00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,885
Yeah!
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- Hey. You okay?
597
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:56,027
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing fine.
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