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- Blood pressure's dropping.
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- We're gonna lose her.
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- Damn it, she's flatlining.
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- Come on, breathe.
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Come on, breathe!
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Nothing?
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- Time of death, 2:37 a.m.
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Christmas Day.
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I died!
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I was dead!
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I saw everything! I saw everything!
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- How you feeling?
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You were dead for 37 seconds, you know.
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- I've never felt better.
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- She's just walking-- - Dory!
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- Dory! - Where is room 221?
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We don't have time to look ourselves.
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- Excuse me, you all need to take it down a notch.
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It's the holidays. People are trying to die.
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- Oh, my God, there she is.
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- Oh, my God. She looks awful.
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- Are you her family?
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- Yeah, we're all married to her.
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Excuse me. - Excuse us.
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- Sorry, we're--
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- Hi, Dory.
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- Hi. - Hi...
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- Hi, guys. - Honey, hi!
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Oh, sweetie, we came as almost as soon as we heard.
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How are you doing? Are you okay?
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- I died.
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- No.
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- I died. It sounds so funny.
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I mean, I just can't believe it.
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- Do you mean dead like when people say
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"Okay, I'm literally dead"
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or dead like you're literally dead?
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- No, Elliott, I was dead.
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37 seconds!
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It's on my chart.
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But I'm so happy.
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I mean I'm just so hopeful, you know.
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It's like a huge well of joy
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just--just bubbling up from within me, you know.
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It's love. It's love.
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Oh, and...
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it is infinite,
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but at the same time, there is no time.
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You know, I can see the way you guys see me.
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And it's so--it's so funny,
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but it's all so true.
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- Wow. - Hmm.
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- Cool. What did you see?
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- I saw you.
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Like, all of you.
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And you were there, and you were there,
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and you were there!
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You were at my funeral.
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And I was watching you.
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You were all there for me. Oh, it was so intense.
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- Well, that sounds like a really cool dream, Dory.
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- It really wasn't a dream, Drew.
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It was real. - All right.
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- You were really there.
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I mean, it was like an alternate universe
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where I--I--like, I stayed dead, you know.
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And I almost stayed there.
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But then I got a message,
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but it wasn't in words.
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It was beyond that.
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I was being combined, you know.
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It was like all of my sides,
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like the different mes.
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Just...
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Like, I was just connecting things, you know.
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Just, like, at, like, a million miles per hour, you know.
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It was like past, present, future, love, love, love, time,
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time, time, love, feature, time flying, fine,
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fine, time, time. Love, love,
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everyone, everyone, everyone, love, time, time.
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And then,
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all of a sudden I was told to go back,
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because I had more work to do here.
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- Wow, yeah. - Mm.
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- And work is amazing.
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Do you think you'll apply for jobs or?
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- No, I need you all-- come here.
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Come here.
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- Okay, honey.
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- I need y'all to really hear me.
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Life...
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is so beautiful.
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I mean, oh, my God.
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You know, just like what a gift.
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I'm just so grateful. We're alive.
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We are all alive.
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- Mm... - Yeah.
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That's--I never thought of it that way.
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That's insane. - Yeah.
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Well, we should probably go
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talk to the doctor and just check in and see
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when we can get you out of here.
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- Okay. - Yeah.
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I'm gonna see also if we can get you
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a little water for your dry little face.
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- - All right, girly girl.
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Mwah. - Bye.
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- Bye. -
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- I do not wanna go back in there.
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Life is beautiful? Like, no, it's not.
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Look at how ugly everyone here is.
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- She died and imagined her own funeral.
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It's like a level of narcissism that none of us can relate to.
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- But I don't think that's just narcissism.
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I can be friends with a dead narcissist.
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I cannot be friends with that. - 100%.
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- You guys, I think that we have
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to think about this responsibly, all right?
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I don't know if we can give her the type of help she needs.
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Maybe we should actually commit her.
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- What?
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Commit her to, like, a loony bin?
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- If that's not what crazy looks like,
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I don't know what is.
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Maybe she just finally snapped.
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- You know, I hate agreeing with you, Drew,
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but I think honestly, you might be right.
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- I don't know if you guys remember,
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but I was committed once
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and you just check yourself out.
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It's basically a hotel.
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I think she needs, like, real help.
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You know, like eyes on her at all times,
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you know, like full blown. - Yes.
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- Can you imagine that person
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just out in a restaurant or a state fair?
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- Guys,
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what if she, like, hates us forever?
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- It doesn't matter.
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All right, we have to do what's right.
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And also finally get her out of our lives
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once and for all.
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- Nursey, hi.
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Can we forcibly commit someone to a mental institution?
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- Yeah, you absolutely can. It's called a 5150.
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Is that something you'd be interested in today?
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- Yeah.
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- Whee!
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Bye, bye. Bye, bye.
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I'd wave if I could. Oh, bye.
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Oh, wow, you're so beautiful.
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Aw, I love you.
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Thank you so much for pushing me with such good care.
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- Did we have a car in Babyfoot?
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How did we get there?
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Didn't we have a--like, we rented a car?
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- No, it doesn't matter. Insurance covers everything.
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- Guys, we did the right thing, right?
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- Yeah, absolutely.
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She ruined our lives, like, ten times over.
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Now we're never ever going
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to get real good normal jobs ever again.
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- So true.
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I wouldn't be some news clown if it weren't for Dory.
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You know what? I don't want that
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hanging over my head anymore. I'm quitting.
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- I'm gonna retire too.
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It's the last time I'm ever gonna play Dory.
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- You know what, guys?
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Sorry, actually, I'm gonna head that way.
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I have something that I need to take care of
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that's actually pretty huge.
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- What--El, what do you have to go take care of now?
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- Portia, will you just mind
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your own goddamn business for once?
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- - I'm sorry.
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I'm so tired. I love you.
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- Babes, El.
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- Well, I don't have a place to stay tonight.
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If--if I could crash?
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- Yeah, you can come over, Drewbie, keep me company.
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- Oh, my God, what? - Hi.
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I've been thinking and I think we can make it work.
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- No!
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- Don't get me wrong. Like, I wanna move on
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and I wanna love somebody else.
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But if I cut ties with Dory,
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like, I don't wanna feel like
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no one's ever gonna love or know the real me, you know.
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Especially not anybody normal.
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I gotta really be honest with myself about what I've done.
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- Yeah, we're disgusting, and we're cursed.
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- Yeah. Just feel like...
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- I don't know, nobody new is ever gonna love us.
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- So true.
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No one is ever gonna understand this.
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And it's like, "What?"
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What are we supposed to do?
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Fuck each other?
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- Yeah.
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- That's the thing, that's what wasn't working between us.
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We were toxic, but we weren't honoring that.
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- Right, and that's what makes us soulmates in the shadows.
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- Exactly, Mark, exactly.
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Yeah, we just need to be better
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at communicating our own toxic needs.
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Like, personally, there are moments when I need
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to not think about you for huge chunks of time.
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You know, that's my own time
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for me to cut my heart off to you.
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- I hear that. - Mm-hmm.
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- And, for me,
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there are instances when I need you to hurt me.
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- Great. - Yeah.
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But not in a way that feels planned, you know.
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- Yeah.
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- I-I want it to feel organic, you know?
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Like, I will resent it
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if I feel that you feel obligated to hurting me.
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- Aww/
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Feels so good talking like this.
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- It really does.
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- So what do you say? Should we go for it?
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- Yeah, let's do it.
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- Mm...
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- I want you to give me a baby.
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- That's what I want. - Yeah?
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- That's just crazy 'cause I was just thinking that too, so.
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- Yeah?
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- Do you think that we should have sex?
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- I mean, I guess it's kinda like...
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we don't have a choice.
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- So let the sex begin.
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- Right.
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How's the temperature in here?
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- It's awesome, the temperature.
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I'm gonna kiss you. - Okay.
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- Okay.
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Mm...
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Feels nice.
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- And to see this grass
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or my elbow or the wind is...
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it's to experience it all for the first time.
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- Would you say it's God?
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- Well, Dr. Lombardo,
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if I had to give it a name...
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it's love.
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And I-I just want to convey that to--to everyone, you know.
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I want them to feel what I feel.
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- Yes, yes.
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- I put my soul through so much over the years,
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but none of that evolution
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could ever hold a candle
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to the all-encompassing, total eclipse of death.
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I am new.
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I am changed.
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And yet...
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I have been here, always.
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- This is probably unprofessional of me to say,
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but I wish I were you.
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You're the real deal. You're...
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enlightened.
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You deserve to be let out of here.
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- Well, Dr. Lombardo, tell it to the board.
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I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it here,
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but I finally have a purpose.
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I really believe I can help people.
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- You've helped me.
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- What if I told you, you could grow your own business
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on your own terms, free of messy negotiations,
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free of bad press, free of shame.
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What if I told you with one download of an app
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you could set up shop anywhere,
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wherever, whenever without anybody stopping you.
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SEIZE.
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With SEIZE, the law is finally, totally on your side.
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This proximity-based grid interface displays individuals
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who have no current legal representation
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and no means of acquiring one
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in the hottest up and coming areas.
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You wanna open an organic vegan alcoholic popsicle shop?
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Well, let's go ahead and click on granny here
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and see if her home would make an excellent storefront.
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I mean, pretty great intersection, right?
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Lots of foot traffic.
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I mean, you gotta think she's tired of the commotion.
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You would be doing her such a favor.
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And with a database of legal templates,
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you will be able to exercise eminent domain
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within 48 hours.
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- Wait, is that me up there? - Guilty.
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- Oh, this is a hoot.
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- Oh, that's great.
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- Where do we sign?
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- Don't do that. Don't do that.
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- Don't do what, Bob?
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- Don't you abandon me,
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just because I gave up everything for you.
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- You abandoned me in 1988. - Oh!
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- You know what I'm talking about.
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- I had to take the job to support
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our marijuana habit.
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- Stop!
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My darling, darling, darling,
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stop, stop, stop.
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I'm gonna have to intervene. Excuse me, excuse me.
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Excuse me, she's coming in.
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She's coming in. Let it go, let it go.
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Let it go, let it go. Deep breaths.
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Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go.
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I know I'm retired.
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I am retired, but I've had a very full career.
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I have a lot of credits. A lot of credits.
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Ricky, you stopped yourself.
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Why? - Oh, I did?
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- Mm-hmm. Why?
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- Um... - Because of fear.
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We all do it.
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I'm gonna highlight a little something.
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You go sit down. You--go, go.
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Let's take it back a few lines.
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Don't breathe. Don't blink and go.
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- Don't do that. Don't do that.
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- Don't do what, Bob?
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- Don't you--
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- You dirty prick.
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You dirty fucking prick!
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You dirty fucking prick!
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Do you see that?
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Hey! Did you guys take note of that?
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Because that's called being in the moment.
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We can't plan life.
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When we surrender, we're the most alive.
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Beautiful work. Oh, Ricky, beautiful work.
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Oh, so that's it. I think this is our last class.
336
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So I'm gonna leave you guys with a little bit of wisdom.
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It doesn't work out.
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There are no good roles.
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You're only gonna be torn down.
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If you can find anything else to channel your passion into,
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do that.
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And if it's at all possible,
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just die.
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- Is that a martini?
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- Is that a martini?
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Fuck off.
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- Mm! -
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I am nervous.
349
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You're sure this is safe, right?
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- Mark, every wealthy gay person
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has gone with Kiddos. It's aspirational.
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The babies here are real conversation starters.
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- Good.
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- Goss-Doober?
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- It's us. - It's us, yeah.
356
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- So, what did you have in mind?
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- Well, I think it's safe to say
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we would prefer a boy,
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a gay baby boy.
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- Or even queer. A queer baby.
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- And of course we are very open
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to all ethnicities, of course. - And religions.
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- But it would be ideal if they were 5'11 at the shortest
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so that they could carry us up
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the stairs to bed when we're very elderly.
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- And one blue eye
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and one brown eye, maybe, like hostile.
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- But it would also be good
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if he can make us feel protected like a dad.
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Like a son that feels like a dad.
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If that's anywhere in your checklist.
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- The gene selection techniques that SinGen employees
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are certainly capable of being that specific.
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However, for the package that you are describing,
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we'd have to go all the way back to scratch
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and I'd have to put you on a waitlist
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for five years, at least.
378
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- To be frank, without a child,
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we might not be together in five years.
380
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- Well, there is something I could offer
381
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that might be of interest.
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It's a project called Aspen.
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A nine-year-old, Aspen was our first bio breed,
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and he's still in the facility,
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but something tells me you're gonna love him.
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- Baby, look, he's perfect.
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- That's him.
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And this way we could skip all the poop years.
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- Mm! - $400,000.
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- We have that money. - Wonderful.
391
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Well, then, dads, you wanna do the honors?
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- Okay, okay. Ready?
393
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- Yeah. Oh, my God, it's happening.
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- Oh! Oh, my God.
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We did it.
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- Congratulations, Dad.
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- Aw. I love you, Dad.
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- Mm. - Mm...
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- Mm! - Oh...
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- It's so good. I love kissing you.
401
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- Yeah. - How about you go,
402
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,925
and then I'll hang back for, like, ten minutes or so,
403
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and then, you know, I'll go in and I'll act totally normal.
404
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So no one will like think we're together or anything.
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- I mean, I think it's fun if
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we show up at the same time, right?
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- No. - No, yeah.
408
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Okay. - No, no.
409
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'Cause I don't want Elliot
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to, like, suspect anything.
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Not that there's anything to suspect, but you know.
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- No, yeah. I mean, it's--it's not like
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we're doing anything that we have to be ashamed of.
414
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- Yeah, I'm not ashamed that it's, like, come to this.
415
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,592
- Yeah, I think it's hot as hell.
416
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:57,923
- Mm-hmm. - So happy.
417
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,929
- Hello. - Hi.
418
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,664
- Welcome to my new home. - Oh, wow.
419
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,332
- You guys arrived at the same time.
420
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,400
- No, no. Just ran into each other
421
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,166
at Le Cordon Bleu coming in.
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00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,668
I told Portia, I was like,
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get the hell away from me, you weirdo.
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00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,068
- This place is amazing.
425
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,440
- Thank you. - Oh, my God, I love it,
426
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,908
'cause it really has the same character
427
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,576
that our place had.
428
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You know, you gotta see how I dressed it up without you.
429
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And you, hi.
430
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,146
- Hey, where's the kiddo?
431
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I'd love to meet the little guy.
432
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,522
- Hello.
433
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,990
- Hi there. Hi, I'm Portia.
434
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- Hello, Ms. Davenport, Mr. Gardner.
435
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- Ooh. - Fathers.
436
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,358
- Oh, my gosh. That's so cute.
437
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,862
Did you guys tell him to call us that?
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00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,774
- I can call you whatever you want.
439
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,772
I want you to be comfortable in our home.
440
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,102
- Aww! - That's very sweet of you.
441
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:47,611
Thank you.
442
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,843
- Why do you two smell like each other?
443
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,842
- What?
444
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:56,484
- You smell like her and she smells like you.
445
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,118
- No, come on. You're crazy, little man.
446
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That crazy little guy got--
447
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,060
this is wine from, uh...
448
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it wasn't very expensive.
449
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,401
- Ooh, mmm.
450
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Yeah. Mark, this is so elaborate.
451
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,701
Is there a recipe or is it just sort of
452
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like a bunch of ingredients that you mushed into one?
453
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- Ooh, no, it's easy.
454
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You just put potatoes,
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bouillon, and a bunch of water in a crepe pan.
456
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And then you just keep layering on butter and vinegar
457
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and keep it wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet.
458
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And then you plate it and then you put it in a blender
459
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and then you re-plate it.
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I found it on this account I follow
461
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called BigTimeFoodHacks.
462
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- This is incredible. And it's so pretty.
463
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,325
- Yeah, it's--and you can
464
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really taste the food hacks. - Mm.
465
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,914
So, Portia, any fun new roles coming out.
466
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- Well, I'm--I'm kind of at an age now
467
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when an actress must become a teacher,
468
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sort of pass the baton to the younger generation.
469
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So no more acting for me. - Really?
470
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,119
Well, you didn't tell me you were teaching.
471
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,048
- Yes, I did.
472
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I did tell you that over the one lunch we had this year.
473
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I did tell you that I'm a teacher.
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I love to teach. I love it.
475
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- Good.
476
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,258
Drew, what are you doing work-wise?
477
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:23,243
- Oh, yeah, well, I'm helping launch this company
478
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:26,201
that could be a huge game changer.
479
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,311
- Wow, fabulous. What is it?
480
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,477
- Oh, it's just this elite service that we need,
481
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,806
and it's about high time that somebody did it, so.
482
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,123
- Cool. But what--what is it?
483
00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:38,715
- Well, it can make a huge impact.
484
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,454
- Right, but what is it? - It's good.
485
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,252
Yeah. Good, good.
486
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,420
- So what is it? Fill the blank.
487
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:44,988
- It's good, good, good. - It is?
488
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,090
- Well, it is good for the world and it's not bad.
489
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,800
It's not bad. It's not a bad thing, Elliot.
490
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,756
- Oh, okay.
491
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,172
- Is there onion in this?
492
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,511
- You made it, babe.
493
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,735
- Right. Sorry.
494
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,077
Why does it taste so oniony?
495
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,482
I wouldn't even know where to get an onion.
496
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:07,948
- Probably a grocery store.
497
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,183
- Oh, no. - Oh, my God.
498
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,252
- Ew. - Oh, Aspen, honey, honey.
499
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:14,017
- He's doing it again. He's doing it again.
500
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,289
- Are you urinating? - Aw, buddy.
501
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,955
- Fathers, may Drew go clean me up?
502
00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:22,285
- Drew, would you mind?
503
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:28,596
- Yes. I would mind.
504
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,697
- I'm only on this earth once,
505
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,972
and I've been sent to-- to spread love.
506
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,180
Please, you have to let me out.
507
00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,335
- Are you still contending with strong feelings
508
00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,954
that the world may soon end?
509
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:49,546
I believe that, if people don't awaken soon,
510
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,894
that something very bad will happen to us, yes.
511
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,730
- Apocalyptic paranoia, feelings of doom,
512
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:59,296
these dispositions have been around for a very long time.
513
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:02,404
And we're still here.
514
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,041
- You don't see what I see.
515
00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:08,906
I can see the world so clearly now.
516
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:12,037
I see through the lies and the illusions.
517
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:16,915
I have to save everyone from their pain.
518
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,745
- Dory, I-I just wanna reflect back to you
519
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,321
what you just said.
520
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:24,416
You said you believe that you alone can save the world.
521
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:29,433
And if we don't let you out, the apocalypse is approaching.
522
00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:36,432
- Where's Dr. Lombardo? - I'm sorry, Dory,
523
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,395
but based on this evaluation and your history,
524
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,174
we believe that it's best
525
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:42,709
for us to keep you under our care
526
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,714
and hold another evaluation in 18 months.
527
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,553
- Quickly, quickly, before Mark comes back,
528
00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:54,186
put your food in the vase. I-I do this every night.
529
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:55,692
- Thank God. - Thank you.
530
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,894
- I wasn't gonna say anything, but Jesus Christ.
531
00:25:57,956 --> 00:26:00,556
- I know, I think his meals are some kind of eating disorder.
532
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:01,755
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up.
533
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,260
- That's good.
534
00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:06,061
- Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
535
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,800
- Yeah.
536
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:13,101
He did not want to go to sleep, but he did.
537
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:17,484
- You guys, you finished eating while I was out of the room.
538
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,806
- Yeah. - You are just like Elliot.
539
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,452
- You guys, thank you so much for having us,
540
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:24,778
because it was just such a great night.
541
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,223
Love your family.
542
00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,924
Aspen is just the sweetest little baby boy.
543
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,987
He's fantastic. - Isn't he so proper?
544
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,219
- Yeah. - We're all such adults now.
545
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,391
I mean, it seems like just yesterday we were kids,
546
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,461
you know, young and making mistakes.
547
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:42,503
- Speaking of mistakes, has anyone visited Dory?
548
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,171
- I have...
549
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:48,809
not because it's just--it's far.
550
00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:52,077
- And I'm actually actively trying not to think about her.
551
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:57,923
- Well, I will say that you all seem much calmer.
552
00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:00,523
You know, everything isn't so life or death.
553
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,089
- Mark, you're right.
554
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,093
I think we've all finally turned a new leaf,
555
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:05,655
and now we can just focus
556
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:08,927
on what we actually want, to wall off in comfort.
557
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:11,204
You know, I'm a wealthy stay-at-home dad,
558
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,026
and I'm sorry, but there is nothing wrong with that.
559
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,702
We're adults and adults don't care about making a difference.
560
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,011
- Amen, you guys, here's to not feeling
561
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:21,605
like we have to change the damn world.
562
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:22,873
- Yes!
563
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,344
all: To not changing the damn world.
564
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,862
- They're dead! They're all dead!
565
00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,061
- Oh, my God. - Run!
566
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,632
- Oh, my God!
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