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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,514 - ONE, TWO THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SHAKE IT, DUDE. 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:21,455 * 3 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:38,072 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 4 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:46,147 * 5 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,550 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 6 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:53,454 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,257 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 8 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:10,471 - * YOU KEEP ON GOING 9 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:15,443 * YOU KEEP ON GOING 10 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:20,248 * YOU KEEP ON GOING 11 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:24,718 * YOU KEEP ON GOING 12 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:29,357 * THE ROAD IS LONG 13 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:34,495 * YOUR LEGS ARE TIRED 14 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:38,532 * YOUR HANDS ARE SHAKY 15 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:43,804 * YOU KEEP RIDING ON 16 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:48,676 * YOU KEEP ON GOING 17 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:53,647 * IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY 18 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:57,918 * YOU KEEP ON GOING 19 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:02,890 * GOING ALL THE WAY 20 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:07,761 * YOU KEEP ON GOING 21 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:12,533 * GOING THROUGH THE NIGHT 22 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:17,171 * YOU KEEP ON GOING 23 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:20,574 * GOING TOWARD THE LIGHT 24 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:24,178 - MARRIED? MARRIED? OH, MY GOD! 25 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,279 - YEAH, WE DID IT IN TORONTO. 26 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,514 - WHERE IT'S ACTUALLY LEGAL. 27 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,282 - WE WISH YOU'D BEEN THERE WITH US. 28 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,717 - OH, US TOO. 29 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:30,951 WELL, I'M GOING TO CRY ANYWAY. 30 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,253 - WHEN WE GET BACK, 31 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,254 WE'LL ALL GO OUT AND CELEBRATE. 32 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,688 - THE TWO MARRIED COUPLES. 33 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,257 CALL US IF THE BABY 34 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,958 CROSSES THE FINISH LINE BEFORE WE DO. 35 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,593 - OY, VEY! STOP WITH THE WORRYING. 36 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,661 - SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS. 37 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,530 - AND CONGRATULATIONS. 38 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:47,268 - OKAY, BYE. - B-BYE...BYE. 39 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,837 - MARRIED. LEGALLY. 40 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,405 - AT LEAST IN CANADA. 41 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,806 - SOMEDAY, HERE. 42 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,542 - THAT'S WHEN GAY PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT-- 43 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,210 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 44 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,978 IT MIGHT COME TRUE. - THAT'S FOR SURE. 45 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,680 WHAT MAKES THEM THINK THEY'LL BE ANY BETTER AT IT 46 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,449 THAN THOSE LONG-SUFFERING STRAIGHT PEOPLE? 47 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,950 - THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO'LL PROFIT FROM IT 48 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,618 ARE DIVORCE LAWYERS. 49 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,554 THEY'LL HAVE A WHOLE NEW CLIENTELE TO BILL. 50 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,289 - I GUESS THAT'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT 51 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,491 NOT BEING ALLOWED TO MARRY. 52 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,327 - NOT HAVING TO GET A DIVORCE? 53 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,200 - NEXT. 54 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,340 - HOW LONG WERE YOU IN CANADA? - TWO DAYS. 55 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,775 - PURPOSE OF VISIT? 56 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,777 - WE'RE DOING A BICYCLE RIDE FOR CHARITY. 57 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,845 - BOTH YOUR NAMES ARE ON THIS. 58 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,981 - IT SAYS SPOUSES CAN USE THE SAME FORM. 59 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:37,518 - UM, WHILE WE WERE IN TORONTO, OFFICER, 60 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,453 WE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT SAME-SEX MARRIAGES 61 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,855 ARE LEGAL. - SO WE TIED THE KNOT. 62 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,991 THEY'RE HUSBAND AND HUSBAND. 63 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:49,863 - WHO'S HE? both: OUR SON. 64 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,032 - YOU KNOW, THIS MAY BE LEGAL IN CANADA, 65 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,667 BUT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 66 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,403 DOESN'T RECOGNIZE GAY MARRIAGES. 67 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,737 - OH, COME ON, OFFICER, 68 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,472 THEY'RE JUST A COUPLE OF CRAZY KIDS 69 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,542 WHO FELL IN LOVE AND GOT HITCHED--GIVE 'EM A BREAK. 70 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,277 - IF YOU WANT TO ENTER THE COUNTRY, 71 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,545 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FILL OUT TWO SEPARATE FORMS, 72 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,980 AS SINGLE INDIVIDUALS. NEXT! 73 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,623 - DID YOU BRING ANY FRUIT INTO THE COUNTRY? 74 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:19,393 - 250 OF THEM, ON BICYCLES. 75 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,061 - THE PURPOSE OF YOUR VISIT TO CANADA WAS 76 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,532 "TO EXPERIENCE THE GREATEST JOY I'VE EVER KNOWN 77 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,834 SEEING MY GAY SON MARRY HIS LOVER." 78 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,036 - YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, BUTZ? 79 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,571 - MA. 80 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,073 - AS I EXPLAINED TO YOUR SON, 81 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,642 THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES 82 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,044 DOESN'T RECOGNIZE GAYS GETTING MARRIED. 83 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:41,382 - BUT YOU DO RECOGNIZE BRITNEY SPEARS 84 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,916 GETTING LOADED AND MARRIED ONE NIGHT, 85 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,853 AND HAVING IT ANNULLED THE NEXT MORNING. 86 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,655 OR TWO TOTAL STRANGERS GETTING MARRIED 87 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,558 FOR A MILLION FUCKIN' BUCKS ON TELEVISION. 88 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,526 IS THAT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE 89 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,061 THAT YOU ASSHOLES ARE PROTECTING? 90 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,929 - MA! - WELL, WHAT IS THIS SHIT-- 91 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,098 NOT LETTING YOU BACK IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY? 92 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,968 LIKE YOUR MARRIAGE DOESN'T COUNT? 93 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,570 YOU KNOW, IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR CANADA 94 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:03,671 AND THE QUEEN OF FUCKIN' ENGLAND, 95 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:08,409 THEN IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR BUTZ. 96 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:11,579 - MA'AM? 97 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,081 DO YOU LIKE SMOKED SALMON? 98 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,750 - WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 99 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,686 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, 100 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,489 YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 101 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,424 NEXT. 102 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:28,429 - I HAD THESE MOCKED UP JUST TO GET A FEEL. 103 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,964 - HUH. IT FEELS UNREAL. 104 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,966 - FOR NOW, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 105 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,570 I ALSO ASKED A PRODUCTION DESIGNER I HAVE IN MIND 106 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:39,106 TO DO A RENDERING OF RAGE'S LAIR. 107 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,576 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 108 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:46,447 - UH... IT'S GOOD. 109 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,582 - IT NEEDS TO BE DARKER. 110 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,718 NOT DARK SCARY, BUT DARK SEXY. 111 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,587 A PLACE YOU DREAM OF GETTING FUCKED IN. 112 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,489 AND HIS BED SHOULD BE MORE CENTER, 113 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,458 AND RAISED, LIKE AN ALTAR. 114 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,060 SINCE RAGE'S SEXUAL ENERGY IS WHAT MOTIVATES THE CHARACTER 115 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,629 AND DRIVES THE ACTION. 116 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,464 - I COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER MYSELF. 117 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:09,470 [intercom beeps] - BRETT, MARTY'S ON THE LINE. 118 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,671 - HI, MARTY. 119 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,007 YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD MEETING. 120 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,143 THAT'S WHY I WANTED YOU TO MEET HIM. 121 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,611 UH-HUH. 122 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:21,081 WELL, IF YOU SAY SO. 123 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:26,754 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 124 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,656 WE GOT THE GREEN LIGHT. 125 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:31,024 - THAT'S AWESOME. 126 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,526 - YOU WERE AWESOME. 127 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,827 YOU SHOWED EVERYONE IN THAT MEETING 128 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,163 THE ONE THING HOLLYWOOD FEARS MOST. 129 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,966 - BAD HAIR? - HONESTY. 130 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:42,102 - I WAS JUST SPEAKING MY MIND. - SAY, YOU HUNGRY? 131 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,104 GETTING A GO ALWAYS MAKES ME FAMISHED. 132 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,941 BLAIR, GET ME A TABLE AT SPAGO. - YOU GOT IT. 133 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,711 - IF YOU'RE LUCKY, WE MAY HAVE A NANCY REAGAN SIGHTING 134 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,714 - OH, AND, CANCEL MR. TAYLOR'S FLIGHT. 135 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,517 HE'LL BE STAYING UNTIL TOMORROW. - WHAT FOR? 136 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,552 - YOU JUST GOT A PICTURE PICKED UP. 137 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,822 YOU CAN'T LEAVE TOWN WITHOUT CELEBRATING. 138 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,731 - THIS SEAT TAKEN? 139 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,567 OH, GOD. MY ACHING TUSH. 140 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:17,538 IT'S BEEN GIVEN A WORKOUT BEFORE, BUT NEVER LIKE THIS. 141 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:20,207 HOW'S YOURS? - IT'S FINE. 142 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,110 - WELL, HOW ARE YOUR MEAT BALLS? - THEY'RE BOTH FINE. 143 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,880 - WELL, SOMETHING'S NOT FINE. 144 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,582 - TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY. 145 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,950 - UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN REBORN, 146 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,218 YOUR BIRTHDAY'S IN AUGUST. 147 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,555 - MY 12-STEP BIRTHDAY. 148 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,490 IT'LL BE SIX MONTHS SINCE I'VE BEEN IN THE PROGRAM. 149 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,593 - I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 150 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,095 JUST TRYING TO KEEP THINGS GAY. 151 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:45,032 - I DON'T FEEL VERY GAY RIGHT NOW. 152 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,100 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 153 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,569 IT'S THE LONGEST I'VE GONE WITHOUT A MEETING 154 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,838 SINCE GETTING OUT OF REHAB, AND... 155 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:55,843 I AM FEELING NERVOUS, ANXIOUS... 156 00:07:55,876 --> 00:08:00,581 LOST. 157 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,882 - THERE YOU GO, HONEY. 158 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,818 THERE'S PLENTY MORE IF YOU WANT SECONDS. 159 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,730 - WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND EAT SOMETHING? 160 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,866 - I'M NOT HUNGRY. - COME ON, MA, 161 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,934 YOU NEED TO KEEP UP YOUR STRENGTH TOO. 162 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,871 - GODDAMN BORDER GUARD NOT LETTING YOU IN! 163 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,306 HE WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE LAW. 164 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,809 MARRIAGE DOESN'T EXIST. AT LEAST, NOT FOR US, NOT HERE. 165 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,745 - BUT IT WILL. ONCE THE SNOWBALL STARTS ROLLING, 166 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,748 THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT. - THIS WAY. 167 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:38,151 RIGHT OVER HERE. - WHAT? 168 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,754 OH, MY GOD! 169 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,191 - WELL? - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 170 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,326 - WELL, YOU'VE BEEN TO ENOUGH HETEROSEXUAL SUICIDE PACTS 171 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,096 TO KNOW-- THIS IS A WEDDING CAKE. 172 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,164 [Debbie laughs] 173 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,934 - IT'S FOR YOUR RECEPTION. - I MEAN WHERE'D IT COME FROM? 174 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,235 - AND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 175 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,837 - WE'RE BACK IN THE U.S. OF A. 176 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:00,741 FOR ENOUGH MONEY, YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING. 177 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:05,078 - AND HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING TO WASH IT DOWN WITH. 178 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,314 - THAT STUFF COSTS A FORTUNE. - I'LL POUR. 179 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,816 - AH, THE FUCK YOU WILL. 180 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,183 - YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I EVER EXPECTED 181 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,953 TO BE CELEBRATING A MARRIAGE. - OH, NO. 182 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:17,725 [cork pops, all cheer] 183 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,193 - TO THE NOVOTNY-BRUCKNERS. 184 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,195 [cheers and applause] 185 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,666 LONG MAY IT WAVE. 186 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,602 [celebratory music] 187 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,238 * 188 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,606 - A KLEZMER BAND? 189 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,107 - WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING, 190 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,977 TOMMY DORSEY? GET UP. 191 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,879 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 192 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:49,823 * 193 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:53,694 [cheering, laughter] 194 00:09:53,727 --> 00:10:01,669 * 195 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,607 - COME ON, MOM. 196 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,127 - WHERE WILL YOU GO? 197 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,931 - I'LL FIND AN APARTMENT. - THANKS. 198 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,133 HOPEFULLY, NEAR GUS'S SCHOOL. 199 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,735 WE DON'T WANT TO PULL HIM OUT. 200 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,037 IT'LL BE TRAUMATIC ENOUGH AS IT IS. 201 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,073 - FOR ALL OF US. - MM. 202 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,675 GOD, THESE ARE GOOD. 203 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,277 - BAKING'S VERY THERAPEUTIC. 204 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,213 - CHOCOLATE-CHIP THERAPY-- 205 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,015 IT COULD PUT EVERY SHRINK OUT OF BUSINESS. 206 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,951 - I ALSO THINK WE SHOULD KEEP ALL THE ACCOUNTS THE SAME, 207 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,053 AT LEAST FOR NOW. 208 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,755 NO NEED TO THROW EVERYTHING INTO CHAOS. 209 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,223 - I AGREE. 210 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,058 - WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 211 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,360 - TO THE BATHROOM, FOR THE 10,000TH TIME TODAY. 212 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:04,097 - OH, YES. I REMEMBER IT WELL. 213 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:07,968 - I'LL GO GIVE GUS HIS BATH. 214 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,104 - HOW DO WE EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS TO HIM? 215 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,243 - I DON'T KNOW. 216 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,211 I GUESS WE WAIT 15 YEARS, 217 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,380 AND HE'LL TELL US THE REASON HE'S SO SCREWED UP 218 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,984 IS BECAUSE OF HIS CRAZY MOTHERS. 219 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,919 HEY, I--I'LL DO THAT. 220 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:29,122 - AS LONG AS I'M UP, I'LL GET IT. 221 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,799 [glass shatters] 222 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,201 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY. 223 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,502 - MIND NOT RUBBING IT IN? 224 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,805 - WHO'S RUBBING IT IN? CHECK IT OUT. 225 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,140 - SEEMS, UH, BRAD-- YOU KNOW, MISTER HUNKY 226 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,475 WITH THE BROAD SHOULDERS AND BIG ARMS 227 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,843 WHO HAULS OUR TENTS AROUND? 228 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,845 HE'S FROM THESE PARTS, 229 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,815 AND HE SAYS WE'RE NOT TOO FAR FROM THIS TOWN... 230 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,216 LITTLE HOPE. SEE? 231 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,218 - WHERE? - THERE. 232 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,220 - THAT'S A SMUDGE. - IT'S A TOWN. 233 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,090 AND THEY HAVE A 12-STEP MEETING EVERY DAY 234 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,491 AT THE FIRST METHODIST CHURCH. 235 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,259 ALTHOUGH IT'S SUCH A SMALL TOWN, 236 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,895 PROBABLY JUST DO A 2-STEP. 237 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,496 - A LOT OF GOOD THAT DOES ME. 238 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,764 IT'S NOT EVEN ON OUR ROUTE. 239 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:14,868 - NO, BUT IF WE VEER OFF HERE, 240 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,137 RIDE TO LITTLE HOPE THERE, 241 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:24,244 WE COULD TAKE THIS ROAD BACK AND REJOIN THE GROUP, ICI. HMM? 242 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,446 - WELL, IT'S NOT A TOTALLY IDIOTIC IDEA. 243 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,850 - THANKS. - I DIDN'T MEAN-- 244 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,119 THANKS, EM. REALLY. 245 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:36,189 - SEE? TOLD YOU I'D BE HERE FOR YOU, DIDN'T I? 246 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,865 - HEY, SPORT. HOW YOU DOING? 247 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,000 - NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAD THAT SECOND PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE. 248 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,468 [groans] 249 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,071 - BUT WHEN THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE MARRIES SOMEBODY ELSE, 250 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,439 WHAT CHOICE DO YOU HAVE 251 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,075 BUT TO DROWN YOURSELF IN BUTTER CREAM FILLING? 252 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,877 YOU'LL BURN IT OFF IN NO TIME. 253 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,546 'CAUSE I'M THE MAN! - YOU ARE, DUDE. 254 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:04,017 - FUCK THE DOCTORS. AND FUCK THE NAY-SAYERS. 255 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:08,488 I'M STILL YOUNG, I'M STILL GUH-GUH-GOR-JUSS. 256 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,125 I'M STILL HOT. - YOU KNOW IT. 257 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,898 - LOOK, MIKEY, 258 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:22,435 NO HANDS. 259 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,905 OH! [groaning] 260 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,507 - OH, JESUS CHRIST. - OH, MY GOD! 261 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,109 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 262 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,079 - ARE YOU HURT? - CAREFUL, CAREFUL. BRIAN? 263 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,815 - BRIAN, CAN YOU GET UP? - [groaning] 264 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,456 - WELL, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR CLAVICLE. 265 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,958 [Brian groans] 266 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,094 - AND IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 267 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,062 - THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO CRUISE GUYS NO-HANDED. 268 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,331 - THE GOOD NEWS IS, IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S A CLEAN BREAK, 269 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,000 SO IT'LL MEND WELL. 270 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,068 - DID I MENTION THAT IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER? 271 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,469 IS HE GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR A CAST? 272 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,504 BECAUSE OF WHERE HE INJURED HIMSELF, 273 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,605 ALL WE CAN DO IS WRAP IT. 274 00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,873 - I'M SURE I MENTIONED 275 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,141 IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 276 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,275 - WE WILL GIVE YOU SOME VICODIN. 277 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,945 - AH, HEAR THAT? JUST LIKE BABYLON. 278 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,479 - AND THEN WE'LL SEND YOU HOME. 279 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,148 - EXCUSE ME? 280 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,250 - WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU IN FOR SOME X-RAYS, 281 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,654 AND THEN WE'LL FIND A VOLUNTEER TO DRIVE YOU BACK TO PITTSBURGH. 282 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:23,263 SORRY, BUDDY. RIDE'S OVER. 283 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:27,534 - OH, GOD. I'M SCARED, LINZ. THIS IS ALL SO WEIRD. 284 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,102 - I KNOW. I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT. 285 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,004 HOW MANY HUSBANDS CAN SAY THAT TO THEIR WIVES? 286 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,041 - OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT BACK FOR YOU, HON. 287 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,310 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 288 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,247 - I REMEMBER FEELING SO LEFT OUT WHEN YOU HAD GUS. 289 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,448 - AREN'T YOU GRATEFUL YOU'RE GETTING 290 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,316 TO EXPERIENCE THIS YOURSELF? - NO! 291 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,985 I WANT THEM TO KNOCK ME OUT. 292 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:49,656 WAKE ME UP WHEN THIS FUCKING THING'S OVER. 293 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:54,261 DON'T LEAVE. STAY. 294 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,463 GET ME THROUGH THIS. 295 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,999 - AND GIVE UP MY THEATRE TICKETS? 296 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,701 - YEAH. 297 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,372 - OKAY, THE ROOM'S ALL READY FOR YOU. 298 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,490 OKAY, JUST TAKE IT EASY. 299 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,959 OKAY? 300 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,028 - [gasps] 301 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,298 OOH! 302 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,233 THAT WAS A BITCH OF A CONTRACTION. 303 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,302 - NOW, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE LEARNED AT LAMAZE? 304 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,104 - OH. BARELY. 305 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,373 - IT'LL COME BACK TO YOU. HERE'S YOUR FOCAL POINT. 306 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,575 NOW START YOUR BREATHING. 307 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,311 [inhaling, exhaling slowly] 308 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:49,983 - ONE... - [pained groan] 309 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:54,721 - TWO... 310 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,590 THREE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WAY. 311 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,192 KEEP GOING. 312 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:02,095 [inhaling, exhaling slowly] 313 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,603 - THE PARAMEDIC SAID THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN FINISH. 314 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,772 - THAT SUCKS THE HAIRY WANG. - NOW WHAT? 315 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,342 - SOME VOLUNTEER'S GOT TO DRIVE HIM HOME. 316 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,145 - POOR GUY. HE WORKED SO HARD. 317 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,214 I'M GOING TO GO SET THE TABLE FOR 250. 318 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,216 - WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 319 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,419 - UH, RACK OF LAMB WITH PORCINI RISOTTO, 320 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,222 OR LOBSTER IN TRUFFLE SAUCE, 321 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,623 AND CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE FOR DESSERT. 322 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,125 - REALLY? 323 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,262 - OKAY. CHOPPED BEEF AND TUNA SURPRISE. 324 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,764 PERSONALLY, I DON'T CARE FOR SURPRISES. 325 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,499 - TED AND EMMETT BETTER GET BACK FROM THEIR SIGHTSEEING 326 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,669 EXCURSION OR THEY'RE GOING TO MISS IT. 327 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,140 - EXCUSE ME. 328 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,776 PARDON ME, MISTER. 329 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,113 - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 330 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,649 - YOU'RE IN SEVERE PAIN. YOU SHOULD BE RESTING. 331 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,385 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 332 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,720 - PRACTICING RIDING ONE-HANDED. 333 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,656 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY-- YES, I AM, SERIOUSLY. 334 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,558 - BUT YOU'RE SERIOUSLY INJURED. 335 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,660 - COULD WE STOP USING THE WORD "SERIOUSLY"? 336 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,196 - THEY'RE SENDING SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU BACK. 337 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,797 - I'M NOT GOING. - YES YOU ARE. 338 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,132 THE PARAMEDIC TOLD YOU-- 339 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,700 - FUCK WHAT THE PARAMEDIC TOLD ME! 340 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,602 - THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN BICYCLE ALL THE WAY BACK TO-- 341 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:20,039 - AND STOP TELLING ME WHAT I FUCKING CAN'T DO. 342 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,754 SEE YOU ON THE ROAD. 343 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,532 - HEY BRETT. GO AHEAD. 344 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,376 - HEY, BRETT. NICE TO SEE YOU, MAN. 345 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,478 - THIS PLACE SEEMS PRETTY EXCLUSIVE. 346 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,113 - NAH, THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE. 347 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:04,717 RICH PEOPLE. GORGEOUS PEOPLE. FAMOUS PEOPLE. 348 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,387 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'LL FEEL AT HOME HERE IN NO TIME. 349 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,456 IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH GOING BACK TO PITTSBURGH AFTER THIS. 350 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,659 - HEY, BRETT. - THEN WHY GO? STAY HERE. 351 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,327 WORK IN THE MOVIES. 352 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,197 ISN'T THAT EVERYONE'S DREAM? IT WAS MINE. 353 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:22,202 - AND DO WHAT? ASSISTANT ART DIRECTOR ON RAGE. 354 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,371 - ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU'VE GOT TALENT, 355 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,274 PASSION, AMBITION, AND, IF I MAY ADD, 356 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,376 THE BACKING OF AN A-LIST DIRECTOR. 357 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,744 WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? 358 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,680 - HOW LONG WOULD I BE HERE FOR? 359 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,216 - SIX, EIGHT MONTHS, DEPENDING ON THE SCHEDULE. 360 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,718 - BRETTSKI! - HEY, CON. 361 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,623 YOU, UH, REMEMBER JUSTIN? - OF COURSE. 362 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,258 - THE MAN WHO MAKES RAGE FLY. 363 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,360 - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 364 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,262 - FENDERMAN GAVE US THE GREEN LIGHT. 365 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,930 - AWESOME. CONGRATS. 366 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,433 - A SCRIPT'S COMING YOUR WAY, SO KEEP GOING TO THE GYM. 367 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,235 THOSE TIGHTS SHOW NO MERCY. 368 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,270 - COME ON, I'LL BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK TO CELEBRATE. 369 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,571 THEN MAYBE WE CAN GO BACK TO MY PLACE. 370 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,507 - I'D LOVE TO, BUT THERE ARE SOME FACES 371 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,309 I WANT TO FLAUNT THE NEWS IN. 372 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,812 BUT WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO? 373 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,287 [owl hooting] 374 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,260 [cow mooing] 375 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,328 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A LEFT 376 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,264 AT THIS LITTLE SQUIGGLE HERE. 377 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,266 I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO READ A MAP. 378 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,800 OF COURSE I KNOW HOW TO READ A MAP. 379 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,803 YOU GO DOWN THIS ROAD, MAKE A LEFT AT "UP YOURS," 380 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,206 THEN CONTINUE ON ABOUT THREE MILES TO "GO FUCK YOURSELF." 381 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,941 [cow moos] 382 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,678 - [breathing heavily] 383 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,681 - TEDDY, WHAT IS IT? 384 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:45,418 - IT'S DARK, WE'RE LOST, 385 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,986 I'M NEVER MAKING IT TO THAT MEETING, 386 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,757 I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK... 387 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,893 AND WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE? 388 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,995 - JUST TRYING TO HELP. 389 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,431 - WELL, YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THINGS WORSE. 390 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,933 [Teddy hyperventilating] 391 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:12,712 - WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A MEETING, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 392 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,316 [cow moos] - WITH WHAT? LIVESTOCK? 393 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,651 IT ONLY TAKES TWO PEOPLE TO HAVE A MEETING, RIGHT? 394 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,487 ONE TO TALK, ONE TO LISTEN. [clears throat] 395 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:26,593 UH, THIS MEETING WILL NOW COME TO ORDER. 396 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,462 NOW WHAT? - WELL, SINCE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, 397 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,364 SOMEONE NEEDS TO INTRODUCE ME. 398 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:35,268 - WELL, GUESS THAT WOULD BE ME. 399 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,870 UH...[clears throat] ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 400 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,606 WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY TONIGHT. 401 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,875 THAT'S RIGHT. SIX MONTHS, CLEAN AND SOBER. 402 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,277 YOU KNOW HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. 403 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:50,417 THE ONE, THE ONLY, TED SCHMIDT! 404 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,485 HOW WAS THAT? 405 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,422 - PERFECT, IF I WAS APPEARING AT THE COPACABANA. 406 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,891 AND WE ONLY USE FIRST NAMES. IT'S ANONYMOUS. 407 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,794 - OH, SORRY, TED. 408 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:07,767 - GO ON. GET UP THERE. 409 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,304 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 410 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,447 [cow moos] 411 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,049 HI. I'M TED 412 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:28,087 I'M A SUBSTANCE ABUSER. 413 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,457 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "HI, TED." 414 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,659 - OH, RIGHT. HI, TED. 415 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,961 NOW WHAT? 416 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,998 WELL, NOW I TELL EVERYONE, OR IN THIS CASE, ONE, 417 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:43,670 THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, AND THEN THEY BRING ME A CAKE. 418 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,539 - CAKE. CAKE. 419 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:50,543 OH... [humming] 420 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:54,714 HOW'S THIS? 421 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,818 WHAT NEXT? 422 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:04,023 - THEN I SHARE. 423 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,093 SIX MONTHS AGO, MY LIFE WAS OUT OF CONTROL. 424 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,828 I WAS LOST. 425 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,131 BUT NOW, THANKS TO BILL W., 426 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:18,605 THE GOOD LORD, AND THE PROGRAM... 427 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:24,043 MY LIFE HAS TURNED AROUND. 428 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,847 I NOW HAVE FAITH. 429 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,584 I HAVE PURPOSE. 430 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:34,721 BUT MOST OF ALL... 431 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:40,126 I HAVE WONDERFUL FRIENDS... 432 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,463 WHO'VE STOOD BY ME... 433 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,899 AND HELPED LEAD ME DOWN THE RIGHT ROAD. 434 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,135 THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T NEED A MAP TO DO IT. 435 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,671 [both chuckle] 436 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,873 [cow moos] 437 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,008 THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. 438 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,144 THANK YOU, LADIES. 439 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,913 AND THEN WE CUT THE CAKE. 440 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,758 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TEDDY. 441 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,461 - THANKS, EM. 442 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,670 [animal howls] 443 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:29,509 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 444 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:33,079 - NOW IS WHEN WE USUALLY GO OUT FOR COFFEE. 445 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,525 - * THE ROAD HAS BEEN LONGER 446 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:49,729 * THAN I EVER THOUGHT 447 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:54,000 * AND THE COST OF LIVING 448 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,235 * HAS COST ME A LOT 449 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,004 * 450 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:02,809 * THIS TIME LAST YEAR 451 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:06,746 * I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D BE RIGHT HERE * 452 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:11,250 * THIS TIME LAST YEAR 453 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,688 * I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D BE RIGHT HERE * 454 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:19,025 * OPEN UP THE SKIES 455 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:23,963 * LET THE SUN SHINE ON MY SOUL * 456 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:30,703 * OPEN UP THIS MIND TO THE TELOS OF MY GOAL * 457 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:34,040 * OPEN UP THE SKIES 458 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:39,579 * FOR THE ROAD IS THE REASON AGAIN * 459 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,181 * OPEN UP THE SKIES 460 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:47,920 * FOR THE ROAD IS THE REASON AGAIN * 461 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:55,595 * I CAN SEE THINGS THAT I NEVER SAW BEFORE * 462 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,598 * FOR THE ROAD IS THE REASON AGAIN * 463 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:05,204 * 464 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:08,007 * I SEE YOU 465 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,679 * I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE * 466 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:17,216 * MAYBE YOU WERE THERE ALL ALONG * 467 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:21,287 * BUT I COULDN'T SEE 468 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,057 * NOW HERE WE ARE 469 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:30,029 * TOGETHER ON THIS ROAD 470 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:35,668 * TAKING THE PATH TO FINAL VICTORY * 471 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,237 * 472 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,340 * OPEN UP THE SKIES 473 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,777 - THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING FOR HELP. 474 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,914 - THE FUCK YOU ARE. 475 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,916 WOULD YOU JUST GO ON AND RIDE WITH YOUR HUSBAND? 476 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:52,251 - AND LEAVE YOU ALONE? 477 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:56,122 - I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. - YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 478 00:25:56,155 --> 00:26:00,126 I'M STAYING HERE WITH YOU. 479 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:03,663 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 480 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,331 TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT A HERO YOU ARE? 481 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,099 THAT DESPITE INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS, 482 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,136 THE GREAT KINNEY CAN CROSS THE FINISH LINE 483 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,204 WITH ONE ARM TIED BEHIND HIS BACK? 484 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,874 - IN FRONT OF MY BACK. 485 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,343 - IN FRONT OF YOUR BACK. 486 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,812 THERE'S NO NEED TO--YOU'VE ALREADY PROVED YOURSELF. 487 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,815 YOU'VE RAISED $100,000 FOR THE HOSPICE. 488 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,885 WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO DO? 489 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,386 - IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. 490 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,288 - THEN WHAT'S IT ABOUT, KILLING YOURSELF? 491 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,991 - WOULD YOU FUCK OFF? 492 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,994 I CAN DO IT. 493 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:43,636 DID YOU EVER SEE THAT STORY ON TV ABOUT THOSE WOMEN... 494 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,771 THAT HAD CANCER? 495 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,939 [lighter won't light] 496 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:55,047 ANYWAY, THEY ALL HAD CANCER. 497 00:26:55,081 --> 00:27:00,152 SO WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY GO TO THIS BOOT CAMP... 498 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,721 WHERE THEY HAVE TO CLIMB OVER WALLS 499 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,723 AND CRAWL THROUGH THE MUD-- 500 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,391 SWING OVER THESE BOTTOMLESS PITS 501 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:10,997 WHILE THIS FORMER LUFTWAFFE DRILL SERGEANT TERRORIZES THEM. 502 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,432 AND I'M WATCHING THIS AND I'M THINKING, 503 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,735 "CHRIST! DON'T THESE CRAZY BITCHES HAVE 504 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:20,673 ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH?" 505 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,275 THEN ONE OF THEM COMES OUT OF THIS SWAMP 506 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,744 THAT'S FULL OF FUCKING CROCODILES 507 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:28,681 OR SHARKS OR SOMETHING. 508 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:32,451 AND SHE'S LAUGHING. 509 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:38,357 LAUGHING. 510 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:43,195 AND SHE SAYS... 511 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:47,834 "IF I CAN SURVIVE THIS, I CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING." 512 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,914 - COME ON. 513 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,157 - [groans] 514 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,971 [groans] 515 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,093 - COFFEE? 516 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,361 - I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE UP. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 517 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,097 I'VE ALREADY WORKED OUT WITH MY TRAINER, 518 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,298 MADE 10 CALLS TO NEW YORK, 519 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,967 READ 2 SCRIPTS AND THE TRADES. 520 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,136 HAVE A ROLL FROM CAMPANILE. 521 00:28:57,169 --> 00:29:01,107 BEST BREAD ON THE PLANET. FUCK THE CARBS. 522 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,242 SO HOW WAS YOUR EVENING? 523 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:06,045 CONNOR TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU? 524 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,548 - YEAH, HE'S A COOL GUY. - AND HOT. 525 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,518 DOES BRIAN KNOW ABOUT YOUR EXTRA-MARITAL ACTIVITIES? 526 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:16,322 - WE'RE NOT MARRIED. BRIAN DETESTS MARRIAGE. 527 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,924 - WELL, THAT'S A UNIQUE POSITION TO TAKE 528 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,392 WHEN EVERY FAG ON EARTH WANTS TO SAY "I DO." 529 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,528 YEAH, WELL, WE'D RATHER SAY "I DON'T." 530 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,396 THAT WAY WE CAN BE TOGETHER BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE, 531 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,065 NOT BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BE. 532 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,135 HOW VERY "RAGE-IAN." 533 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,871 YOU BETTER GO CLEAN UP AND PACK. 534 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:35,041 THERE'LL BE A CAR HERE IN AN HOUR TO TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT. 535 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,546 - BY THE WAY, 536 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,414 I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR OFFER. 537 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,884 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 538 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,552 - BUT... 539 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:50,957 THERE IS NO "BUT." I WANT TO DO IT. 540 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:54,360 SO I'M COMING BACK. 541 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,099 - MY BACK IS KILLING ME. 542 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,201 THAT'S THE LUMPIEST GROUND I EVER SLEPT ON. 543 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,569 YOU WEREN'T SLEEPING ON THE GROUND, 544 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,171 YOU WERE SLEEPING ON ME. 545 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,438 SO I END UP BEING YOUR SUPPORT 546 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,307 WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MINE. 547 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,575 - LOOK, I WOKE UP WITHOUT ANY COFFEE, 548 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,243 AND WORSE, I'M OUT OF BREATH MINTS. 549 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:15,948 SO WOULD YOU KINDLY SPARE ME YOUR MORNING SARCASM? 550 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,450 SORRY, TEDDY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 551 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,186 I AM SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR SUPPORT SYSTEM, 552 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:23,389 AND HERE I AM PULLING THE PROPS OUT FROM UNDER YOU. 553 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,457 YOU GO AHEAD, MAKE ALL THE SARCASTIC, 554 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:28,127 INSENSITIVE REMARKS YOU WANT. - I'M SORRY TOO, EM. 555 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,263 YOU'VE BEEN A WONDERFUL SUPPORT. 556 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,066 BUT IF IT TURNS OUT WE'RE HOPELESSLY LOST, 557 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,603 AND FOR WHATEVER REASON I DON'T SURVIVE THE ELEMENTS, 558 00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,639 I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO EAT ME. 559 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,208 - THANK YOU, TEDDY. 560 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,010 THAT'S THE MOST GENEROUS THING 561 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,777 ANY PERSON EVER SAID TO ANOTHER. 562 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,483 LOOK, IT'S A HIGHWAY. 563 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,485 - BUT WHICH WAY DO WE GO? 564 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,355 - WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 565 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,957 - TO HELL WITH THAT! 566 00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:00,292 IT HASN'T LED US IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION YET. 567 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:02,428 - WH... SHH, SHH! 568 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,997 WHAT? 569 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,632 - DON'T YOU HEAR IT? 570 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,100 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 571 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,269 - NATIVE AMERICANS USED TO DO THIS 572 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:13,039 TO HEAR WHICH WAY THE CAVALRY WAS ADVANCING. 573 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,541 WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO JUST LOOK? 574 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,114 - OH, MY GOD. 575 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,117 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE LIBERTY RIDE. 576 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,385 - HI, GUYS! - BUT HOW? 577 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:29,989 I GUESS EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T KNOW IT, 578 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,391 YOU AND I HAVE BEEN ON THE RIGHT ROAD ALL ALONG. 579 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:34,994 - COME ON. 580 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,662 - WHERE YOU BEEN? - HEY! HI, GUYS. 581 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,397 - HEY, GUYS. - HI. 582 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,032 [all laughing, shouting] 583 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:44,003 - * IT'S SO GOOD TO TELL MY STORY * 584 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:48,074 * ABOUT THE LIFE THAT HAS BEEN SAVED * 585 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:52,211 * IT'S SO GOOD TO SING ABOUT IT * 586 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:56,582 * TO SING OF LOVE, THE LOVE YOU GAVE * 587 00:31:56,615 --> 00:32:01,053 * ENTER THE GATES WITH THANKSGIVING * 588 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:04,957 * FINISH THE RACE WITH VICTORY, YEAH * 589 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:10,296 * ENTER THE TOWN SINGING HOSANNAS * 590 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:13,365 - CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS. WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU. 591 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,434 HERE'S JUICE. IT'LL PERK YOU RIGHT UP. 592 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:21,307 THERE YOU GO, HONEY. GOOD FOR YOU. 593 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,610 THERE YOU GO, HONEY. 594 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,078 HEY. 595 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:30,016 - HUH, WE DID IT, TEDDY. - WE DID IT. 596 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,056 - WELCOME HOME, GUYS. 597 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:40,326 WELCOME HOME. HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST? 598 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:44,463 - MWAH! FAITH, FOCUS, FORTITUDE. 599 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:47,099 - NOT TO MENTION PEDALING OUR FUCKING FANNIES OFF. 600 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:50,336 - AW, POOR BABY. - HI. 601 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:51,470 - WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF SUNSHINE 602 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,406 STRAIGHT FROM HOLLYWOOD. HI, HONEY. 603 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,741 - HOW WAS IT OUT THERE, SWEETIE? 604 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,676 - IT WAS AMAZING. 605 00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,245 BUT I'M SORRY I MISSED THE RIDE. 606 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:01,347 - OH, YOU MADE THE BEST PART, THE BIG FINISH. 607 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,082 - HEY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WENT ALONG. 608 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:06,752 - BRIAN? YEAH, HE TOLD ME HE WASN'T GOING. 609 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,155 UNFORTUNATELY, HE HAD A LITTLE INJURY. 610 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,756 - IS HE ALL RIGHT? 611 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:14,493 - STUBBORN SON OF A BITCH INSISTED ON FINISHING THE RIDE. 612 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:17,363 GET SOME JUICE, COME ON. 613 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,631 - WHOO! 614 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,101 - WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE! 615 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:28,307 OH, I AM SO PROUD OF MY MEN. 616 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,142 SO WHERE'S MICHAEL? 617 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,577 - WITH BRIAN. - YEAH, YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY, 618 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,113 THEY SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 619 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:44,523 - * ENTER THE GATES WITH THANKSGIVING * 620 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,727 * FINISH THE RACE WITH VICTORY * 621 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,531 * ENTER THE TOWN SINGING HOSANNAS * 622 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:57,703 * 'CAUSE NOT THE PAST IS HISTORY * 623 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:15,154 - I STILL CAN'T GET THROUGH TO THEM. 624 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:18,290 - I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED. 625 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,592 ACTUALLY, I STARTED GETTING WORRIED FOUR HOURS AGO. 626 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:27,599 - MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT SEARCHING. 627 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,477 - LOOK. 628 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,784 - NO! 629 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,620 LET HIM FINISH. 630 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,604 - [panting] 631 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,806 - COME ON. 632 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,744 - I CAN'T. 633 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,380 I CAN'T. 634 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,784 - WE--WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 635 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:22,254 - FUCK IT. JUST FUCK IT. 636 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,400 - YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT. - COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT. 637 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:11,570 - WHOO! - COME ON! 638 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,572 - WHOO-HOO-HOO! 639 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,740 - OH, YES. - [laughing] COME ON. 640 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:15,841 - COME ON! - COME ON! 641 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,609 - COME ON! 642 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,411 - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, ALMOST THERE. 643 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:21,713 [laughter] 644 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:27,719 - YES! 645 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,693 OH! - HEY. 646 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:37,363 - SWEET. WAY TO GO. 647 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:39,298 [laughs] I WAS SO WORRIED. 648 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,433 - I COULD KILL YOU FOR DOING THIS. 649 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:43,335 - YEAH, WELL, I ALMOST SAVED YOU THE TROUBLE. 650 00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:45,471 - OKAY. 651 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,608 - WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WENT TO THE HOSPITAL. 652 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,677 - THERE'S NO NEED. BRIAN'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 653 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,514 - NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 654 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,850 LINDSAY CALLED AROUND AN HOUR AGO. 655 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:01,320 YOU'RE A DAD. 656 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:05,424 - [laughing] 657 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,603 - I'M A GRANDMA. [laughing] 658 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:21,373 - YEAH, RIGHT? - WAY TO GO, MICHAEL. 659 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:29,014 - OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT HER. 660 00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:32,017 OH. YOU'RE SO TINY. 661 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,353 - SHE DIDN'T FEEL THAT WAY COMING OUT. 662 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,756 - THE LABOR LASTED 14 HOURS. 663 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,491 - IT WAS LIKE PASSING A BOWLING BALL 664 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,760 THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE. 665 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:44,663 - T.M.I. 666 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,965 - TOO MUCH INFORMATION. - [chuckles] 667 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:50,369 - BUT YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE FINALLY HERE. 668 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,371 - HAVE YOU PICKED OUT A NAME? 669 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:56,375 - CONTINGENT ON THE APPROVAL OF ALL THREE PARTIES, 670 00:37:56,408 --> 00:38:00,512 I WAS THINKING JENNY REBECCA. - OH. 671 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,081 - LATE GRANDMOTHERS? - EARLY STREISAND. 672 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:07,486 - WELL, HEY, UH, LET'S TAKE A PICTURE. 673 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:11,056 [camera shutter clicks] THERE. 674 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:14,993 OH, OKAY. UH, NOW ALL THREE PARENTS. 675 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:22,067 SMILE. [camera shutter clicks] 676 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,569 OH, PERFECT. 677 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:26,572 OKAY, NOW, HOW ABOUT ONE WITH THE TWO HAPPY MOMS? 678 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:33,011 COME ON, GET CLOSER. 679 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,383 CLOSER. 680 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,886 [camera shutter clicks] GOT IT. 681 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:43,755 OH, THAT'LL BE ONE TO FRAME. 682 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,360 [baby coos] 683 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,530 [indistinct chatter] 684 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:58,570 - [chuckles] THERE YOU GO. 685 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:01,573 THE "JENNY REBECCA TRIPLE RIPPLE HOT FUDGE SUNDAE," 686 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:04,510 NAMED IN HONOR OF MY GORGEOUS NEW GRANDDAUGHTER. 687 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,111 - IT TOOK JOAN CRAWFORD 20 YEARS 688 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,747 TO GET A SANDWICH NAMED AFTER HER AT THE STAGE DELI. 689 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,582 - WHY DON'T YOU BOYS SIT DOWN? 690 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,918 - UH, THANKS, BUT, UH, WE PREFER TO STAND. 691 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,786 - BUMS ARE A LITTLE BATTERED. 692 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,456 - AH. WELL, YOU, I UNDERSTAND. 693 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,990 BUT YOU? 694 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,726 YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO NELLY BOTTOMS EVERYWHERE. 695 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,929 [laughter] 696 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,497 - [clears throat] THE FIRST THING I DID 697 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,132 WHEN I GOT HOME LAST NIGHT-- WEIGH MYSELF. 698 00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:28,767 - [scoffs] YOU TOO? - MM-HMM. 699 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,136 - SO HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE? - SEVEN POUNDS. 700 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,938 - FIVE AND A HALF. 701 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,773 COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 702 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:37,876 - LOST WEIGHT? - THE RIDE, EM. 703 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,512 - SURE YOU COULD'VE. 704 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:43,482 - MAYBE. 705 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,084 BUT I'D RATHER HAVE DONE IT WITH MY BEST FRIEND. 706 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,957 HEY, NO, MINE, - QUIT IT. 707 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,460 - YOU JUST QUIT THAT. - AH, AH. 708 00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,632 - PSST. - CARL! 709 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,969 - LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU. - I LOVE IT. 710 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,937 - I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. - OH. 711 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,973 - IT'S A LOT MORE ACCURATE THAN THE ONE YOU'RE WEARING. 712 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,975 - [laughs] 713 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,643 YEAH. THANK YOU. 714 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,513 - SO NOW THAT YOU'RE A GRANDMOTHER, 715 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:17,182 ARE YOU READY TO BE A BRIDE? - CARL... 716 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:20,185 - WHAT KIND OF A WEDDING DO YOU WANT--BIG, SMALL? 717 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:21,787 INDOOR, OUTDOOR? 718 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,822 ALTHOUGH IT'S STILL A LITTLE NIPPY. 719 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,493 IT'S UP TO YOU. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 720 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,830 - WHATEVER I SAY? 721 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:35,200 - IN THAT CASE... 722 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,068 I DON'T WANT A WEDDING. 723 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,705 - NO WEDDING? 724 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,006 - I CAN'T MARRY YOU, 725 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,008 AND NOT BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE YOU, 726 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,876 'CAUSE GOD KNOWS I DO. 727 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,846 - THEN WHAT? 728 00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:52,017 - HOW CAN I GET MARRIED WHEN MY OWN SON CAN'T? 729 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,085 AND THE-- AND THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT 730 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,555 WANTS TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION 731 00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:58,023 TO PREVENT MICHAEL AND BEN 732 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,025 AND--AND ALL THE OTHER BEAUTIFUL GAY MEN AND WOMEN 733 00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:04,162 FROM HAVING THE SAME RIGHTS THAT YOU AND I DO. 734 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,565 IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 735 00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:09,868 - THAT'S VERY NOBLE, SWEETHEART, BUT YOU'RE JUST ONE PERSON. 736 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,571 - WELL, SOMETIMES THAT'S ALL IT TAKES. 737 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,573 LOOK AT GANDHI. 738 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:18,610 BEN KINGSLEY STARVED HIMSELF, BUT IT TURNED THE TIDE. 739 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:21,747 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STARVE YOURSELF, ARE YOU? 740 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,883 - THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I'M HUMANLY CAPABLE OF. 741 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,052 I AM GOING TO SEND A MESSAGE 742 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,255 AND THE FINGER TO THE WHITE HOUSE. 743 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:34,593 UNTIL MY SON CAN WALK DOWN THE AISLE 744 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,261 IN THIS COUNTRY, 745 00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:39,197 THEN NEITHER WILL I. 746 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,738 - [sighs] 747 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:50,275 WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US? 748 00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:54,913 - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LIVING TOGETHER... 749 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,848 IN SIN? 750 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,919 - [chuckles] 751 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:03,288 AREN'T WE A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THAT? 752 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:06,291 - CHRIST, I HOPE NOT. 753 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:09,227 - [laughs] 754 00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:15,300 - SHE'S SO MUCH CALMER THAN GUS WAS. 755 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:18,236 YES, YOU ARE, YOU CUTIE. 756 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,639 REMEMBER HOW FIDGETY AND FUSSY HE WAS? 757 00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:23,308 - I SHOULD. IT WAS MY BREAST. 758 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:26,912 - WELL, THIS ISN'T NEARLY AS PAINFUL AS I THOUGHT. 759 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,780 - GET BACK TO ME IN A FEW WEEKS. 760 00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:32,784 YOU'LL BE WISHING SHE'D FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE TO EAT. 761 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:34,653 AW. 762 00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:36,822 YOU'RE FINALLY HERE. 763 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:41,727 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOUR MOMMY WANTED YOU 764 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,730 AND WHAT SHE HAD TO GO THROUGH TO GET YOU. 765 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:47,332 - DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE SURE AND TELL HER. 766 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,200 - THAT OLD JEWISH RECIPE? 767 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,804 ADD ONE TABLESPOON OF GUILT TO MOTHER'S MILK, STIR BRISKLY. 768 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:56,141 [both laughing] 769 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,943 - AH. 770 00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:59,811 WE HAVE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, 771 00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:02,914 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN GOD HAS EVER CREATED. 772 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:06,652 - I WON'T ARGUE WITH THAT. - THAT'S NICE FOR A CHANGE. 773 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,122 I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 774 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,829 - DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? - NO, I'M FINE. 775 00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:20,699 - ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY, TIME FOR YOUR NAP. 776 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,267 YOU'LL SEE YOUR MOMMIES LATER. 777 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:28,006 - YEAH. - SWEET DREAMS, SWEETHEART. 778 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,008 - SLEEP TIGHT. 779 00:43:39,217 --> 00:43:42,721 - I CONTACTED THE CENTER'S CHILD-CARE SERVICES. 780 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,055 THEY HAVE A LIST OF SEVERAL WOMEN 781 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,857 WHO CAN COME HELP YOU OUT. 782 00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:48,860 AND DUSTY SAID IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, YOU CAN CALL HER. 783 00:43:48,894 --> 00:43:50,361 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 784 00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:56,001 THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING? 785 00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:59,204 - IT'S WHAT WE BOTH AGREED TO... 786 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:02,307 ISN'T IT? 787 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,437 - ON BEHALF OF THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER, 788 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:35,240 I'D LIKE TO PRESENT LIBERTY HOUSE 789 00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,075 WITH THIS CHECK 790 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:41,246 FOR $432,000. 791 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:44,382 [cheers and applause] 792 00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:49,921 - EVERY CENT RAISED WILL GO TO MAINTAINING THE HOSPICE 793 00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:53,091 AND PROVIDING ITS CLIENTS WITH THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE. 794 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:55,360 - WE'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO RODE, 795 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,095 WHO LENT THEIR SUPPORT, 796 00:44:57,128 --> 00:45:00,732 THEIR TIME, THEIR SPONSORSHIP. 797 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:04,469 [applause] 798 00:45:04,502 --> 00:45:08,473 AND NOW, IN HONOR OF ONE OF OUR BROTHERS WHO WE RECENTLY LOST... 799 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:11,943 - A GREAT FRIEND, A VOLUNTEER, AND SUPPORTER... 800 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,412 - LIBERTY HOUSE HAS BEEN RENAMED 801 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:18,116 VIC GRASSI HOUSE. 802 00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:21,920 [applause] 803 00:45:25,991 --> 00:45:29,127 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING. 804 00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:33,498 - [speaks indistinctly] - YEAH. 805 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:36,367 - [scoffs] GOD. 806 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,805 - DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 807 00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:59,090 - YOU GOT THEM TO DO THIS, DIDN'T YOU? 808 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:05,263 - IT'S STILL AMERICA, DEB. MONEY TALKS. 809 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:07,966 - YEAH, BUT FOR ONCE, IT SAID THE RIGHT THING. 810 00:46:16,942 --> 00:46:18,543 - [sighs] 811 00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:21,813 YOUR UNCLE WOULD BE SO PROUD. 812 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:25,283 - TOO BAD HE COULDN'T BE HERE TO SEE IT. 813 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:27,785 - HE SEES IT. 814 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,822 COME ON. 815 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,228 - * ARE YOU STANDING BY? 816 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,363 * 817 00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:42,433 * OR WILL YOU BE READY? 818 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,570 * ARE YOU STANDING BY? 819 00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:48,606 * OR WILL YOU BE READY 820 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:54,179 * FOR THIS TONIGHT? 821 00:46:54,212 --> 00:47:02,153 * 822 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,357 * READY, READY, READY, READY 823 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,959 * 824 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:11,329 * READY, READY, READY, READY 825 00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:15,533 * READY, READY 826 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:23,841 * 827 00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:27,245 - SO... 828 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:30,481 HAVE I ATONED FOR MY SINS? 829 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,650 - THAT WOULD TAKE AN ETERNITY. 830 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,485 BUT YOU SURE AS HELL GET AN "A" FOR EFFORT. 831 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,621 - PLEASE DON'T SAY "HELL." 832 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:40,992 - BY THE WAY, I HAPPEN TO AGREE WITH YOU. 833 00:47:41,026 --> 00:47:45,163 I WAS DAMN LUCKY TO GET THOSE FOUR EXTRA YEARS. 834 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,233 SURE, I'D HAVE LIKED MORE. WHO WOULDN'T? 835 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,669 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 836 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,371 - DID GOD TELL YOU THAT? 837 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,641 - ACTUALLY, HE TOLD JUDY, AND SHE TOLD ME. 838 00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:58,143 - JUDY? 839 00:47:58,176 --> 00:47:59,978 - GARLAND. 840 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,513 THEY'RE LIKE THIS. - [chuckles] 841 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,182 YOU MEAN GOD'S A-- 842 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:07,152 - YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME. 843 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,655 [laughs] 844 00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,590 - OW! 845 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,126 OW. 846 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,162 - YOU OKAY? 847 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,667 - YEAH, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 848 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:25,603 I HEARD IT ON THE BEST AUTHORITY. 849 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:30,475 [sighs] 850 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,278 SO DID YOU FUCK TOM CRUISE? 851 00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:38,283 - [chuckles] EVERYBODY KNOWS HE'S NOT GAY. 852 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,717 - ADRIEN BRODY? 853 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,688 - NICE, BUT ALAS... 854 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:44,956 - TOBEY MAGUIRE? 855 00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:48,026 - PLEASE. - WHAT? 856 00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:50,295 - [whispers] CONNOR JAMES. 857 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,963 - [laughs] 858 00:48:51,997 --> 00:48:53,498 NO SHIT. - MM-HMM. 859 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:57,302 [both chuckle] 860 00:48:57,335 --> 00:49:00,738 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A MOST EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. 861 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:05,610 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID TOO. - [sighs] 862 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:10,048 BICYCLING DOWN LIFE'S ENDLESS HIGHWAYS... 863 00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:12,650 I HAD TIME TO THINK. 864 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,718 - OH? 865 00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:17,622 - ABOUT WHAT I'D DO DIFFERENTLY 866 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:21,359 IF I SURVIVED CANCER... 867 00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:24,062 AND SLEEPING IN A TENT. 868 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,497 - EQUALLY UNPLEASANT, I AGREE. 869 00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:31,136 BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE, WHAT DID YOU DECIDE? 870 00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:36,741 - THE FIRST THING I'D DO DIFFERENTLY... 871 00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,509 IS THE BEDROOM. 872 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:40,345 [chuckles] 873 00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:43,348 AND GET RID OF THAT THING OVER THE BED. 874 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:47,152 - YEAH, IT'S VERY '90s. I AGREE. 875 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,520 - [groans] 876 00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:54,192 AND THEN I'D LIKE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY SON. 877 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:56,761 HE'S AT AN AGE NOW 878 00:49:56,794 --> 00:50:01,632 WHERE HE NEEDS A STRONG, MASCULINE INFLUENCE. 879 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,669 ESPECIALLY BEING RAISED BY A COUPLE OF DYKES. 880 00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:10,541 I MEAN, HE'S GOT TO KNOW ABOUT ARMANI... 881 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:12,810 GUCCI, PRADA, 882 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:17,182 NOT JUST FOOTBALL AND ENGINE-TUNING. 883 00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:19,650 - UNQUESTIONABLY. 884 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:22,453 ANY OTHER DECISIONS? [can sets on counter] 885 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,422 [can opens] 886 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:29,560 - I WANT YOU TO MOVE BACK IN. 887 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,262 - HUH? 888 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:32,563 - I SAID I'D LIKE IT 889 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:35,300 IF YOU AND I WERE TO LIVE TOGETHER. 890 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,268 - [chuckles] 891 00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:38,536 ARE YOU PROPOSING? 892 00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:39,804 - COURSE NOT. 893 00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:41,672 WITH THE SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED PLETHORA 894 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:42,707 OF GAY MARRIAGES, 895 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:45,443 I'D HATE TO ADD TO THE GLUT. 896 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:47,445 ALL THIS RUNNING BACK AND FORTH 897 00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:51,682 BETWEEN HERE AND DAPHNE'S IS TIME-CONSUMING AND INCONVENIENT. 898 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,584 I MEAN, JUST LAST WEEK, YOU FORGOT YOUR SOCKS 899 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:56,587 AND HAD TO BORROW A PAIR OF MINE. 900 00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:01,192 AND... 901 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,828 AS FOR THE TIMES WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND, 902 00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:07,532 I WOULDN'T PARTICULARLY MIND IT IF YOU WERE. 903 00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:10,635 - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK ME THAT 904 00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:14,272 SINCE THE FIRST NIGHT YOU BROUGHT ME HERE. 905 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:22,247 - WELL, THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY? 906 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,715 SHOULD I MAKE ROOM IN MY DRAWERS 907 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,651 FOR YOUR DRAWERS? 908 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,161 - [chuckles] 909 00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,776 - BEN? 910 00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:58,916 BEN? 911 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:02,753 - [groans] HMM? 912 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:05,823 - I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOU WERE ASLEEP. 913 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,360 - I'M WIDE AWAKE... 914 00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:12,363 NOW. 915 00:52:12,397 --> 00:52:14,899 ARE YOU OKAY? - I DON'T KNOW. 916 00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:18,169 I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO SETTLE DOWN, YOU KNOW? 917 00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,770 TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT, I GUESS. 918 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,806 - AH. 919 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:24,575 IT HAS BEEN PRETTY EVENTFUL. 920 00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:28,313 - NO SHIT. MY HEAD IS SPINNING. 921 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:31,282 THE RIDE AND THE BABY 922 00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:32,683 AND THE WEDDING. 923 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:35,686 - CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE REALLY MARRIED? 924 00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:40,191 - ARE WE? 925 00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:42,593 REALLY? 926 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,966 - OF COURSE WE ARE. 927 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,836 - BUT WE DON'T LIVE IN CANADA. WE LIVE HERE. 928 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:55,306 SO IS IT... 929 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,541 STILL REAL? 930 00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:59,710 - LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 931 00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:03,814 EVEN IF IT WAS REAL FOR JUST A DAY, 932 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,451 WAS IT WORTH IT? 933 00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,656 [chuckles] 934 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:15,426 - SO WORTH IT. 935 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,595 - IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE IT HAPPENS HERE. 936 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:20,731 IT'S ALL BEGINNING, 937 00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:23,334 AND WE'RE PART OF IT. 938 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:34,979 - YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, 939 00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:38,483 WE NEVER REALLY HAD A PROPER WEDDING NIGHT. 940 00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,987 - SURE, WE DID. 941 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,723 SHIVERING IN OUR TENT. 942 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:49,294 HMM. ON OUR LITTLE AIR MATTRESSES. 943 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:53,364 - I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 944 00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:55,700 - MM? 945 00:53:57,368 --> 00:54:00,338 [Far Horizon] 946 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:02,740 * 947 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:06,344 - * FAR BEYOND HORIZONS OUT OF VIEW * 948 00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:10,548 * ALL THE STORIES LONG AGO ARE STILL NOT COMING TRUE * 949 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,751 * FAR BEYOND HORIZONS YOU CAN SEE * 950 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:18,022 * THINGS YOU FIGURED YOU OUTGREW WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE * 951 00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:19,790 * WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AT NIGHT * 952 00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:21,759 * TO WISH YOU MAY AND WISH YOU MIGHT * 953 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:25,430 * BE SLEEPING, BE SLEEPING 954 00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:27,832 * LIKE FAIRY TALES YOU THOUGHT COULD NOT BE TRUE * 955 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:29,367 * THE DREAMS THAT YOU FORGOT 956 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,037 * SAFE KEEPING, SAFE KEEPING 957 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:36,974 * FAR BEYOND, SIGHT UNSEEN 958 00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:40,645 * YOU GO HOME TO A PLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN * 959 00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:44,649 * FAR BEYOND, OUT OF VIEW 960 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:48,453 * ALL THE STORIES STILL COME TRUE * 961 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:51,989 * 962 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,725 * NO 963 00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:59,864 * STILL COME TRUE 964 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:03,534 * 965 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:05,102 * WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AT NIGHT * 966 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,071 * TO WISH YOU MAY AND WISH YOU MIGHT * 967 00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:10,808 * BE SLEEPING, BE SLEEPING 968 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:13,110 * LIKE FAIRY TALES YOU THOUGHT COULD NOT BE TRUE * 969 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,679 * THE DREAMS THAT YOU FORGOT 970 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:18,616 * SAFE KEEPING, SAFE KEEPING 971 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,685 * NO 972 00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:28,659 * 973 00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:37,034 * FAR BEYOND HORIZONS OUT OF VIEW * 974 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:41,572 * ALL THE STORIES LONG AGO ARE STILL NOT COMING TRUE * 975 00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:44,842 * FAR BEYOND HORIZONS YOU CAN SEE * 976 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:48,613 * THINGS YOU FIGURED YOU OUTGREW WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE * 977 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,717 * WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AT NIGHT * 978 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,719 * TO WISH YOU MAY AND WISH YOU MIGHT * 979 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:58,456 * BE SLEEPING, BE SLEEPING 980 00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:00,758 * LIKE FAIRY TALES YOU THOUGHT COULD NOT BE TRUE * 981 00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:02,126 * THE DREAMS THAT YOU FORGOT 982 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:06,163 * SAFE KEEPING, SAFE KEEPING 983 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:10,000 * FAR BEYOND, SIGHT UNSEEN 984 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:13,871 * YOU GO HOME TO A PLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN * 985 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:17,742 * FAR BEYOND, OUT OF VIEW 986 00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:21,546 * ALL THE STORIES STILL COME TRUE * 987 00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:25,516 * FAR BEYOND, SIGHT UNSEEN 988 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:29,086 * YOU GO HOME TO A PLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN * 989 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:32,890 * FAR BEYOND, OUT OF VIEW 990 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:36,761 * ALL THE STORIES STILL COME TRUE * 991 00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:39,630 * 992 00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:44,935 * STILL COME TRUE 69271

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