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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,580 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,581 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:21,555 * 4 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,406 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:46,280 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,817 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,687 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN * 8 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,124 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:04,365 [both moaning] 10 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:29,557 - RELAX AND COUNT BACKWARDS FROM TEN, MR. KINNEY. 11 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:11,131 - [grunting] 12 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,582 - BRIAN-- - DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 13 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,651 - LOOK, I'M SURE IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY MALFUNCTION. 14 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,254 IT TAKES TIME FOR YOUR BODY TO HEAL ITSELF 15 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,289 AND FOR YOU TO REGAIN YOUR STRENGTH. 16 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,790 BE PATIENT. 17 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:40,461 EVERYTHING WILL BE UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME. 18 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:44,565 - THANKS FOR NOT SAYING ANYTHING. 19 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,439 - I WANT TO GET THOSE COOL PUMAS 20 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,941 AND A PAIR OF DIESEL JEANS, MAYBE TWO. 21 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,409 - HEY, HEY. 22 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,944 WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, MADE OF MONEY? 23 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,579 - LIKE, YEAH. 24 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,414 YOU'RE HAVING A MOVIE MADE. 25 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,949 - WE HOPE. AND I DIDN'T WORK MY ASS OFF 26 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,952 SO I COULD PUT EXPENSIVE JEANS ON YOURS. 27 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,321 - BEN, I WANT TO GET A COUPLE PAIRS OF DIESEL JEANS. 28 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,957 - PULL UP YOUR PANTS. I CAN SEE YOUR SHORTS. 29 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,592 - THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT. 30 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,494 - WE'RE TAKING HUNTER TO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES. 31 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,995 - AND HAVE PIZZA AND GO TO A MOVIE. 32 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,765 - NOT A BRETT KELLER MOVIE. 33 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,734 SO TOMORROW NIGHT? THE MALL? THE THREE OF US? 34 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,436 - UH, SURE. FINE. [cell phone rings] 35 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,338 AH, MUST BE MARK BLUESTEIN. HE HAS THE FLU. 36 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,240 I SAID I'D COVER HIS CLASS. 37 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,509 HELLO? 38 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,579 HEY. 39 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,847 UH-HUH. 40 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,849 SURE. 41 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,386 UH, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, WHATEVER. 42 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:41,455 YEAH, SEE YOU THEN. 43 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,856 - FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S LAID UP WITH FLU, 44 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,392 HE HAS A PRETTY HEALTHY APPETITE. 45 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,593 - OH, YEAH, THAT WASN'T MARK. 46 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:46,860 IT WAS ANTHONY, FROM THE LIBRARY. 47 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,729 YOU REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM? 48 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,631 - YEAH, HOW COULD I FORGET? HE ONLY CALLS YOU EVERY HOUR. 49 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,600 - [scoffs] THAT'S NOT TRUE. 50 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,735 - MAYBE HE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU. - THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER. 51 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,737 HE'S JUST A NICE KID WHO WANTS TO BE A WRITER. 52 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,773 WE GET TOGETHER AND DISCUSS BOOKS, THAT'S ALL. 53 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,509 SO TOMORROW NIGHT. 54 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,345 PIZZA, MOVIE, AND DIESEL JEANS. 55 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,379 - TIGHT. 56 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:09,016 - YEAH, YOU MEAN, "LOOSE." 57 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:13,787 [both groaning] 58 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,805 - OH, TOUCHDOWN! 59 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:37,645 [laughing] 60 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:41,649 MY, HOW THE BOY CAN SCORE. 61 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,051 - I GOT A GOOD KICKER. 62 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,919 - I'LL SAY. 63 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,423 - THAT'S A QUARTERBACK'S SECRET WEAPON. 64 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,827 - SPEAKING OF SECRETS... 65 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,396 DOES YOUR FIANCEE KNOW? 66 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,398 - KNOW WHAT? 67 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,533 - THAT YOU'RE...MM? 68 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,402 - THAT I'M-- 69 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,437 - DO I REALLY HAVE TO SAY IT? 70 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,406 THAT YOU'RE, UH, THE "H" WORD. 71 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,575 - HARD-BODIED? 72 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,810 HOT? HUNG? 73 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,545 YEAH, SHE KNOWS ALL THAT. 74 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,447 - I MEANT, UH, HOMOSEXUAL. 75 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,848 GAY. QUEER. 76 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:18,419 - HEY, I'M NOT A FAG. 77 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,454 - DID I USE THAT WORD? 78 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:25,025 - A FAG IS A SISSY, GIRL, A PANSY. 79 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,094 YOU THINK I'M THAT? - HARDLY. 80 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,629 - A FAG CAN'T EVEN THROW A BALL. 81 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,963 DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I CAN THROW? 82 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,433 - I RECKON A COUNTRY MILE. 83 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,435 - I'M A HERO TO MILLIONS. 84 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,003 NAME ONE FAG WHO'S A HERO. 85 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,971 NAME ONE FAG WHO'S GOT A CALL FROM THE PRESIDENT 86 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,107 SAYING, "GREAT GAME." 87 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,010 NAME ONE FAG THAT'S FUCKED EVERY DALLAS CHEERLEADER, 88 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:46,914 AND I DON'T EVEN PLAY FOR DALLAS. 89 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:50,050 NAME ONE FAG EVERY KID WANTS TO GROW UP TO BE. 90 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,920 - HARVEY FIERSTEIN? 91 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,456 - SO WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK I WAS A FAG? 92 00:05:55,489 --> 00:06:00,461 - MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAD YOUR DICK UP MY ASS? 93 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,930 - SO I LIKE TO FUCK GUYS. 94 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,866 DOESN'T MEAN THAT I LOVE THEM OR WANT TO KISS THEM 95 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,869 OR EVEN KNOW THEM. 96 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:12,540 THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. TO GET OFF. 97 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:15,609 AND NO ONE'S TO EVER HEAR ABOUT THIS. 98 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,746 UNDERSTAND? 99 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:22,950 - WHO'D BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD THEM? 100 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:27,421 - NEXT WEEK, AN ENORMOUS 250-FOOT MURAL OF YOURS 101 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:29,557 WILL BE UNVEILED AT PENN PLAZA. 102 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:33,561 TOMORROW, AN EXHIBITION OF YOUR DRAWINGS OPENS HERE, 103 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,663 AT THE SIDNEY BLOOM GALLERY. 104 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,431 TELL ME, MR. AUERBACH, 105 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,099 WHY DID YOU CHOOSE PITTSBURGH? 106 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,768 - WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE A PIRATES FAN, 107 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,036 THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN REASON TO COME HERE. 108 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,038 NOW THERE WILL BE. - THAT'S PERFECT. 109 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,708 - I'VE HEARD YOUR EGO IS AS BIG AS YOUR MURAL. 110 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,177 - I HOPE I HAVEN'T LET YOU DOWN. 111 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,446 I MEAN...I HOPE THIS BAGEL-DEPRIVED BURG 112 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,849 FEELS THE SAME WAY WHEN THEY SEE MY WORK. 113 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:58,118 - I THINK THAT'S ALL WE NEED. THAT'S GOOD. 114 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,988 THAT WAS GREAT. THANK YOU. 115 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,824 - ANY TIME, HONEY. 116 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:09,663 HOW WAS I? - OKAY, I GUESS. 117 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,199 I WASN'T REALLY LISTENING. I WAS WORKING. 118 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,067 - I'M GLAD I DIDN'T DISTRACT YOU. 119 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:18,205 - NOT AT ALL. 120 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,474 - YOU KNOW... [chuckles] 121 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:25,078 I HAVE THIS STRANGE FEELING THAT I'M BEING...IGNORED. 122 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,680 STRANGE, BECAUSE, I MEAN, LET'S--LET'S FACE IT, 123 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,215 I'M NOT USED TO BEING IGNORED. 124 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,951 IN FACT, I THINK THE LAST TIME IT HAPPENED, I WAS 14. 125 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,220 SUZIE SCHROEDER WAS HER NAME. - OH. 126 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,888 - SHE DITCHED ME AT A TASTEE FREEZ 127 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:38,759 FOR A GUY WITH A TRIPLE SCOOP. 128 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,628 BROKE MY HEART. 129 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,095 - WELL, YOU NEEDN'T WORRY. 130 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,965 I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A TASTEE FREEZ IN YEARS. 131 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,634 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER AND FLIRT 132 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:50,037 WITH THAT NICE GIRL REPORTER AND LEAVE ME TO MY WORK? 133 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,777 [phone rings] 134 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,780 - HARVEY, WHEN HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN? 135 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,114 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 136 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,850 - NAME ONE TIME. - THE TIME I ASKED YOU 137 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,251 OUT ON A DATE, AND YOU SAID, "THANKS, BUT NO." 138 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,986 - OKAY, NAME A SECOND. 139 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,921 - OH, JESUS, BRIAN, I WAS ONE OF YOUR FIRST CLIENTS. 140 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,590 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG SHOT NOW... 141 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,259 [phone rings] - HOLD ON. 142 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,127 MR. DECARLO, SORRY TO KEEP YOU. 143 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,863 - WHEN IS THAT CAMPAIGN GONNA BE READY? 144 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,197 - WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. 145 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,132 - HOW DOES IT LOOK? - IT LOOKS GREAT. 146 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,134 - I NEED IT FOR THE NEXT STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING. 147 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,537 - WHEN? - FRIDAY, 3:00, 148 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,606 OR THEY'LL HAVE MY BALLS. - HOLD ON. 149 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,141 [beep] 150 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,210 TELL JACOB THAT IF THE ART FOR DANDY LUBE 151 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,212 ISN'T ON MY DESK BY 9:00 A.M. FRIDAY, 152 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,881 HE'LL BE TEACHING REMEDIAL FINGER PAINTING 153 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,217 TO KINDERGARTNERS. 154 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:41,154 MR. DECARLO, HOW DOES 10:00 A.M. FRIDAY SOUND? 155 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,890 - STILL HAVE MY BALLS. 156 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,758 [beep] 157 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,760 [phone rings] 158 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,629 - HARVEY, DID YOU THINK OF A SECOND? 159 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,764 - ACTUALLY, NO. - SEE? I TOLD YOU. 160 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,633 - LOOK, YOU OWE ME BIG, BRIAN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED-- 161 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,168 - NOW STOP WORRYING, I'LL GET YOU THE BACK COVER. 162 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:58,105 - I'M COUNTING ON YOU, HOT SHOT. 163 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,674 - JEEZ, WITH AN ACT LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD BE IN VEGAS 164 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,777 MAKING TIGERS VANISH INTO THIN AIR. 165 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,078 - THROW ME A BONE. 166 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:09,116 I'M TRYING TO JUGGLE 15 BALLS AT ONCE. 167 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,918 NO REMARKS. 168 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,319 THAT'S A NICE SUIT. 169 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:18,058 - YEAH? WORKED WONDERS ON SON OF DANDY LUBE. 170 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,728 - YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOUR NEWFOUND SELF-CONFIDENCE, THEODORE. 171 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,130 FAR PREFERABLE TO YOUR FORMER LACK THEREOF. 172 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,599 - SO WHAT'S MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT, JIM? 173 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,000 - CONGRATS. 174 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,136 BROWN ATHLETICS IS COMMITTING A COOL MIL 175 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,605 TO SNAG A MODEL FOR THEIR NEW UNDERWEAR LINE. 176 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,340 - WELL, AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, I'M AVAILABLE. 177 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,075 - UNFORTUNATELY, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE 178 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,209 WITH A HIGHER PROFILE. 179 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,878 - NOT TO MENTION A BIGGER BASKET. 180 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,947 - THEY WANT A FAMOUS SPORTS FIGURE. 181 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,149 - I HAPPEN TO BE PITTSBURGH'S 1986 JUNIOR CLASS 182 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,684 PING-PONG CHAMPION. 183 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,219 WELL, RUNNER-UP. 184 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,355 - SO AT WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY OR NIGHT 185 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,358 AM I SUPPOSED TO CONDUCT THIS STAR SEARCH? 186 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,861 - I'LL DO IT FOR YOU, BRI. 187 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,897 - YOU? - YEAH. 188 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,699 I LANDED DANDY LUBE, DIDN'T I? 189 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,268 LOOK, I'LL TALK TO SOME AGENTS, A FEW MANAGERS, 190 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,236 SEE WHO'S INTERESTED, THEN PUT TOGETHER A SHORT LIST. 191 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,404 FINAL DRAFT CHOICE, OF COURSE, IS YOURS. 192 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,839 - YEAH, THAT SOUNDS PERFECT, 193 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,274 EXCEPT FOR ONE ITTY-BITTY DETAIL. 194 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,710 YOU DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT SPORTS. 195 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,144 - BUT I KNOW ABOUT SEX, 196 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,246 WHAT LOOKS GOOD IN A PAIR OF SHORTS. 197 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,282 AFTER ALL, I AM A GAY MAN, 198 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,752 AND SEX IS OUR NATIONAL PASTIME. 199 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:26,193 - THESE DRAWINGS OF RAGE AND JT ARE HOT. 200 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,896 WHY CAN'T WE EVER SEE ZEPHYR IN A FUCK-FEST 201 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,731 WITH SOME GREAT-LOOKING GUY? 202 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,767 - BECAUSE NOBODY BUYS OUR COMICS TO SEE ZEPHYR GET LAID. 203 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,135 - THAT IS SO NOT TRUE 204 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,804 JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. 205 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,272 - IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. 206 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,041 IT'S THAT I CAN'T IMAGINE IT. 207 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,409 - WELL, I CAN. 208 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,011 WHEN HE AND HIS HUNKY BOYFRIEND, 209 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,312 THE WORLD-FAMOUS PALEONTOLOGIST, 210 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,014 PROFESSOR KEN KIRSCHNER, GET IT ON, 211 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:52,419 THEY REALLY RATTLE THE OLD DINOSAUR BONES. 212 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,788 EXCEPT EVER SINCE THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY 213 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:58,291 REJECTED THE PROFESSOR'S LATEST RESEARCH FINDINGS, 214 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,994 THEY HAVEN'T FELT MUCH LIKE DOING IT. 215 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,163 - I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. 216 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,033 JT HASN'T GOTTEN A RISE OUT OF RAGE 217 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:10,938 SINCE ICE TEENA ZAPPED HIM WITH HER RADIATION GUN. 218 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:11,972 - YOU MEAN-- 219 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,441 - NOT SINCE THE OPERATION. 220 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,243 - BUT I THOUGHT THE DOCTOR SAID THAT... 221 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,045 - NOTHING WOULD BE AFFECTED? 222 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:22,482 YEAH, WELL, SOMETHING SURE AS HELL ISN'T WORKING. 223 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,384 - MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS SOME VIAGRA. 224 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,455 - YOU TRY TELLING HIM THAT. 225 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,058 - OKAY, SO HOW ABOUT WE TAKE A LITTLE TRIP TO CHINATOWN? 226 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,793 - I ALREADY ATE. 227 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,828 - I MEANT TO SEE MASTER NEE. 228 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,830 - WHO'S HE? 229 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,465 - HE'S THIS HERBALIST BEN SEES. 230 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,333 HE SAYS HE'S A MIRACLE WORKER. 231 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,802 HE GAVE HIM THIS STUFF THAT ACTUALLY HELPED 232 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,270 LOWER HIS VIRAL LOAD. 233 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,205 - COME ON, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT. 234 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,208 - CHINESE MEDICINE'S BEEN WORKING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. 235 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,843 WHO AM I TO DOUBT IT? 236 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,212 BESIDES, IF HE CAN HELP LOWER BEN'S COUNT, 237 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,816 MAYBE HE'LL BE ABLE TO RAISE... 238 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,853 - THE TITANIC? 239 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,388 - I GIVE THEM AN ASSIGNMENT 240 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,423 TO CRITIQUE ONE OF TENNESSEE WILLIAMS' PLAYS, 241 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,992 AND WHAT DO THEY DO? 242 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,996 THEY RIP HIM TO SHREDS, LIKE A PACK OF JACKALS. 243 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:11,098 - OH, YOU KNOW HOW SOME QUEERS ARE. 244 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,432 THEY'RE NOT CONTENT TO CRITICIZE, 245 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,368 THEY HAVE TO SEEK AND DESTROY. 246 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:19,506 - ALL I KNOW IS, IT'S A LOT HARDER TO CREATE SOMETHING 247 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,975 THAN IT IS TO TEAR IT APART. 248 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,377 - LIKE YOUR BOOK. 249 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,247 THAT MUST'VE BEEN LIKE GIVING BIRTH. 250 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,149 - MOST PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA. 251 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,851 - I DO. 252 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:35,522 EVERY SENTENCE I WRITE, OR TRY TO, IS AGONY. 253 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,424 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT. 254 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,859 - PROBABLY FOR THE SAME REASON I DO, 255 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,994 YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. 256 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,130 IF YOU EVER WANT ME TO READ ANYTHING, 257 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:47,400 A STORY, CHAPTER, SENTENCE... 258 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,037 JUST ASK. I PROMISE TO BE GENTLE. 259 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,173 - I'M SURE YOU WOULD BE. 260 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:57,044 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EDMUND WHITE? 261 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,447 - WHY, HIS ESSAYS AND ARTICLES ON BEING POSITIVE 262 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,883 INFLUENCED ME TREMENDOUSLY. 263 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,019 BUT I PARTICULARLY LOVE HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL FICTION. 264 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,454 IN FACT, A BOY'S OWN STORY 265 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,423 INSPIRED ME TO WRITE R-U-1-2. 266 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,327 - THEN HOW ABOUT COMING WITH ME TO HIS LECTURE TOMORROW NIGHT? 267 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,163 I'VE GOT AN EXTRA TICKET. 268 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,332 - YOU KNOW, I...I WOULD LOVE TO, 269 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,068 BUT, UH, I ALREADY MADE PLANS 270 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,570 WITH MY PARTNER AND OUR FOSTER SON. 271 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,338 - THAT TAKES PRIORITY. 272 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:31,044 BUT IN CASE SOMETHING CHANGES, I'LL SAVE YOU THE SEAT. 273 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,246 - OKAY. 274 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:38,251 [moaning] 275 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,105 - HONEY? - HMM? 276 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,374 - THAT FEELS WONDERFUL. - I'M GLAD. 277 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,476 - BUT--BUT DO YOU MIND IF WE... 278 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,578 - WHAT? 279 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,086 - IF WE USE THIS? 280 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,988 - GLINDA'S MAGIC WAND? 281 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,958 WE HAVEN'T USED THIS SINCE DOROTHY WENT HOME TO KANSAS. 282 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,094 - I JUST FELT, I DON'T KNOW, IN THE MOOD, I GUESS. 283 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,495 BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO-- 284 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,630 - NO, NO, NO, IF IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, 285 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,000 THEN LET'S GIVE IT A WHIRL. 286 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:31,871 [buzzing] 287 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,912 - OH, GOD! 288 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:42,983 [moaning] 289 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,285 - THERE YOU GO. 290 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,420 - THANKS. 291 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,291 - TAKE IT EASY, DEB. 292 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,626 - YEAH, YOU TOO, BETTY, HONEY. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 293 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:11,178 - IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, I WAS IN THE DINER. 294 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,580 - I NOTICED. 295 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,450 - WALK YOU HOME? 296 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,287 - NO, IT'S OKAY. 297 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,289 - IT'S LATE. 298 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,458 - I'VE BEEN DOING IT ON MY OWN FOR 20 YEARS. 299 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,194 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 300 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:31,031 - AND YOU'VE GOT A RIGHT HOOK TO PROVE IT. 301 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,601 [clears throat] 302 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,703 - YOU'RE WORKING LATE. 303 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,338 - JUST GOT TO GET THE JOB DONE. 304 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,573 - USED TO BE THE ONLY REASON YOU'D STAY UP 305 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,576 WAS BECAUSE IT WAS STILL UP. 306 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,046 - A LOT OF THINGS "USED TO BE." 307 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,081 - YOU'RE TELLING ME. 308 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:54,254 - I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID WHAT I DID ABOUT VIC. 309 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,598 - YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 310 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,335 NOT THAT YOU WERE WRONG. 311 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,072 HE WAS LUCKY HE GOT THOSE EXTRA YEARS. 312 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,241 BUT IT'S THE WAY YOU SAID IT. 313 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,776 JUST TOSSING IT OFF LIKE IT DIDN'T MEAN A THING, 314 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,979 LIKE HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFE DIDN'T MEAN A THING. 315 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,153 - I SEE YOUR POINT. 316 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,122 - YEAH, SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE IT THEN? 317 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:37,630 - MAYBE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HAD CANCER THEN. 318 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,633 - WHAT? 319 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,003 - ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME SAY IT TWICE? 320 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,174 - I JUST WANT TO BE SURE THAT I HEARD-- 321 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,177 - YOU HEARD IT. 322 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,580 - SHIT. 323 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,784 ARE YOU OKAY? - ALL RIGHT? 324 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,553 THEY THINK. 325 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:04,124 BUT WHO THE HELL KNOWS? 326 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,458 - WELL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING 327 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,060 OUT AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 328 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,696 YOU SHOULD BE HOME GETTING YOUR REST, HONEY. 329 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,798 - I CAN'T SLEEP. I KEEP HAVING THESE DREAMS. 330 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,666 - WELL, FORCE YOURSELF. 331 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,702 AND MAKE SURE YOU EAT, YOU HEAR ME? 332 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,705 YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR STRENGTH UP. 333 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,310 - YES, MOTHER. 334 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,348 - DOES SHE KNOW? 335 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,720 - SO FAR, JUST MICHAEL AND JUSTIN. 336 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,523 AND...THEODORE. 337 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,160 - AND NOBODY TOLD ME? 338 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,562 - I'M TELLING YOU. 339 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,297 - HOW COME? 340 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:48,768 - SO THAT YOU'LL FORGIVE ME AND TAKE PITY ON ME. 341 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:55,208 - SON OF A BITCH. 342 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,116 YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY, YOU HEAR ME? 343 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,622 YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY. 344 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,866 - HEY, I'M MAKING A LIST FOR THE GROCERY. 345 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,601 TIDE, BUTTER, OATMEAL. 346 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,869 CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE? 347 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,738 - BATTERIES. - HUH? 348 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,674 - AFTER LAST NIGHT, GLINDA'S MAGIC WAND'S 349 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,908 GOING TO NEED RECHARGING. 350 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,778 - OH. - YOU WERE WILD, HONEY. 351 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,246 - [chuckles] MEL. 352 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,514 - DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. 353 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,816 IT WAS HOT TO SEE YOU SO TURNED ON. 354 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,651 - OKAY, WE'RE OUT OF FRUIT. 355 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,220 PEARS, APPLES. 356 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,754 SHOULD I GET MORE BANANAS? 357 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,889 I MEAN... 358 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,625 - I WOULD SAY SO. - YEAH. 359 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,360 - BY THE WAY, I TALKED TO DUSTY, 360 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,629 AND SHE SAID THAT WE CAN DROP GUS OFF AROUND 4:00, 361 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,231 WHICH GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME TO GET READY 362 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,232 AND GO TO THE OPENING. 363 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,500 - CRANAPPLE JUICE... 364 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,634 - DO YOU WANT TO GO TOGETHER, 365 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,902 OR DO YOU HAVE TO GET THERE EARLY? 366 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,570 - I DON'T NEED TO BE THERE AT ALL. 367 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,905 - OH, SO YOU CAN BE A GUEST JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE? 368 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,641 - I MEAN, I'VE DECIDED NOT TO GO. 369 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,276 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S YOUR SHOW. 370 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,277 YOU PUT THE WHOLE THING TOGETHER. 371 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,645 - I KNOW. 372 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,247 - WELL, SO WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO-- 373 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,815 - I'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME ON IT ALREADY, OKAY? 374 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,251 IT'S TIME I STARTED BEING MORE ATTENTIVE TO YOU, 375 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,552 TO OUR FAMILY. 376 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,455 MICHAEL EVEN HAD TO GO TO LAMAZE FOR ME. 377 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,424 - HEY, HEY, HEY, WHEN I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT GETTING 378 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,792 ENOUGH ATTENTION, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 379 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,729 NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO AND GET SOME OF THE ATTENTION 380 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,864 YOU DESERVE. 381 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,667 - WELL, MAYBE I'LL STOP BY LATER, WHEN IT'S OVER, 382 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,603 SEE HOW IT WENT. 383 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,873 NOW... 384 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,843 I'M OFF TO THE GROCERY. 385 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:44,317 [indistinct chatter] 386 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,952 - SINCE WHEN DID TED SCHMIDT, 387 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,954 REIGNING OPERA QUEEN OF PITTSBURGH, 388 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,723 TRADE IN PUCCINI FOR PIGSKIN? 389 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,560 - SINCE I TOLD BRIAN I'D HELP HIM FIND A FAMOUS SPORTS FIGURE 390 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,562 TO MODEL BROWN ATHLETICS' NEW UNDERWEAR LINE. 391 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,564 - MMM, SOUNDS HOT. 392 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,999 SO, UH, WHICH HUNKY JOCK DID YOU SELECT 393 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,435 TO DROP TROU AND SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE? 394 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,003 - I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF THESE GUYS ARE. 395 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,838 - OH, PERHAPS I CAN HELP YOU OUT. 396 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,907 - YOU? [scoffs] 397 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,609 LOOK, AT LEAST I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 398 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,444 BETWEEN A FOOTBALL, A BASEBALL, AND A BASKETBALL. 399 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,347 - BALLS ARE BALLS. 400 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,617 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 401 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,388 - WHO? - DREW BOYD. 402 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,457 STAR QUARTERBACK FOR THE IRONMEN. 403 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,859 [chuckles] 62% PASS COMPLETIONS. 404 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,029 THREW TWO TOUCHDOWN PASSES LAST GAME AND RAN FOR TWO. 405 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,031 LED ALL QUARTERBACKS IN THE LEAGUE IN RUSHING YARDS. 406 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,600 I MEAN, IF HE KEEPS PLAYING THE WAY HE'S BEEN, 407 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,767 HE'S A CINCH TO LEAD HIS TEAM 408 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,336 TO A CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP, 409 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,772 THEN TO THE SUPER BOWL. 410 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,343 WHAT? 411 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,744 - HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT? 412 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,480 - HMM, WELL, LIFE'S FULL OF SURPRISES. 413 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,615 - [laughs] 414 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,016 - HE'S ALSO GORGEOUS. 415 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,884 LOOK AT THAT SMILE 416 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,621 AND THOSE BROAD SHOULDERS 417 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,824 AND THOSE BURLY, BURLY ARMS. 418 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,392 [chuckles] AND THAT ROCK-HARD BUTT. 419 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,693 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 420 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,696 YOU'RE DROOLING ALL OVER THE MAGAZINE. 421 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,702 WELL, HE IS HOT. 422 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,939 MM, TOO BAD HE'S STRAIGHT. - MM. 423 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,543 A GIRL CAN ALWAYS DREAM. 424 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,681 [Asian music] 425 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:29,689 * 426 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,416 - EXCUSE ME. 427 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,885 UH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO... 428 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,453 IMPROVE PERFORMANCE. 429 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,423 - YOU A SINGER? 430 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,691 DANCER? 431 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,359 COMEDIAN? 432 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,761 - UH, NO, NOT THAT KIND OF PERFORMANCE. 433 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:12,432 UM, UH... 434 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,633 SEXUAL PERFORMANCE. 435 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,701 - HUH? 436 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,470 - SEXUAL PERFORMANCE. 437 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,739 - SEXUAL? 438 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,973 SEXUAL? 439 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,710 [speaking native language] 440 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,111 - AH, SEXUAL. 441 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:28,047 [speaking native language] 442 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,851 - OH! YOU NOT GET HARD? 443 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:32,985 COME TOO FAST? 444 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,587 - UH, NO, IT'S NOT FOR ME. 445 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,988 IT'S FOR MY FRIEND. 446 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,726 - OH, IT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY, HUH? 447 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,127 - WEAK PULSE. 448 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,929 - AH, LOW CHI. 449 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,466 EXHAUSTED CHANG MERIDIAN. 450 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,001 - YOU HAVE DECLINE OF FIRE IN YOUR GATE OF LIFE, 451 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,537 BUT NO WORRY. 452 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,039 WE MAKE YOU HARD, LIKE ROCK. 453 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:57,009 - LOOK, I--I TOLD YOU, IT'S-- IT'S FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 454 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,411 - IT'S FOR MY BOYFRIEND. 455 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,079 HE HAD TO HAVE A TESTICLE REMOVED, 456 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,648 AND THEY GAVE HIM RADIATION. 457 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,617 - OH, CANCER, HUH? 458 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,453 [speaking native language] 459 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,022 - WESTERN MEDICINE. 460 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,092 KILL YOU BEFORE IT CURE YOU. 461 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,028 TOO MUCH WATER, DROWN OUT HIS FIRE. 462 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,030 - MM. 463 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:21,434 - VELVET DEER HORN, 464 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,169 CINNAMON BARK. 465 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:26,105 WARM KIDNEYS. 466 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,175 MORINDA ROOT... - MM-HMM. 467 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,044 - CHINESE LEEK SEED. 468 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,180 STRENGTHEN YANG. 469 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:38,985 - THE REHMANNIA ROOT NOURISH BLOOD, 470 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:43,189 AND, UH, YEAH, CORNUS FLOWER MOISTENS YIN, HUH? 471 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:47,694 - MAKE A TEA. PLENTY GOOD SEX. 472 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,531 - SEE? I TOLD YOU. 473 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:57,504 [both speaking native language] 474 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,008 [both laugh] 475 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,547 [TV on the Radio's Satellite] 476 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:13,486 [moaning] 477 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:25,698 - * YOUR VOICE 478 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,701 * WAS A SATELLITE 479 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:31,003 * SPINNING NEXT TO ME 480 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:35,708 * NOW I CAN'T HEAR 481 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,109 * OVER THE RADIO 482 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:40,046 * SOMEONE SAID 483 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:45,251 * SATELLITE JUST WENT DOWN 484 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:50,189 * UNDER THE SEA 485 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:54,794 * SO I GO 486 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:59,799 * I FATHOM LEAGUES 487 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:04,003 * I AM THE UNDERTOW 488 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:09,275 * I WAIT PEACEFULLY 489 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,644 * SO NOW I'M WAITING FOR A SIGNAL OR A SOUND * 490 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,546 * WHERE CAN YOU BE FOUND NOW? 491 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,548 * WHERE CAN YOU BE FOUND NOW, MY LOVE? * 492 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:17,016 * WHERE CAN YOU BE? 493 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:19,018 * WAITING FOR A SIGNAL OR A SOUND * 494 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:21,187 * I'M WAITING FOR A SIGNAL OR A SOUND * 495 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,922 * WHERE CAN YOU BE FOUND NOW? 496 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:25,191 * WHERE CAN YOU BE FOUND NOW, MY LOVE? * 497 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:26,759 * WHERE CAN YOU BE? 498 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,294 * WAITING FOR A SIGNAL OR A SOUND * 499 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:31,664 - [exhales] 500 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:37,570 - * WAS THAT BURNING EYE 501 00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:40,306 * WENT WEEPING GAMMA RAYS 502 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:42,909 - [sighs] 503 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:43,976 YOUR TURN. 504 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,946 - I'M IN NO HURRY. 505 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,985 DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU HOW HOT YOU LOOK IN YOUR UNDIES? 506 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:54,721 - ABOUT 300 WOMEN. 507 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:55,922 - HOW MANY MEN? 508 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,790 - [laughs] 509 00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,659 - IT'S A SHAME THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN'T SEE. 510 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:00,827 - SEE WHAT? 511 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,261 - HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE. 512 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,130 - CUT IT OUT. - I'M SERIOUS. 513 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:07,667 YOU SHOULD DISPLAY YOUR MANLY CHARMS. 514 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,736 - FLASH MY COCK IN PLAYGIRL? 515 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:13,205 - I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE, HMM, UNDERWEAR AD. 516 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,675 - [chuckles] 517 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,209 YOU'RE KIDDING. 518 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:20,212 - I HAVE THIS FRIEND WHO, UH, WORKS FOR AN AD AGENCY, 519 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,814 SAYS BROWN ATHLETICS 520 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,883 IS LOOKING FOR A FAMOUS SPORTS FIGURE 521 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,352 TO BE THEIR NEW UNDERWEAR MODEL. 522 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:29,956 AND YOU... HAVE QUITE THE FIGURE. 523 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,024 - I'M NOT POSING IN MY SHORTS. 524 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,260 EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M A HOMO. 525 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,362 - WHAT EVERYONE WILL THINK IS, 526 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,765 "I WISH I HAD A BODY LIKE THAT AND THAT SOMEONE WOULD PAY ME 527 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,833 ALL THAT MONEY TO SHOW IT OFF." 528 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,368 COME ON. 529 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,403 WHY DON'T YOU POSE? 530 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,372 - HERE? - WHY NOT? 531 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:49,375 I'LL SNAP YOUR PICTURE. - [laughs] 532 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,043 - COME ON. 533 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:54,046 GIVE IT UP. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. 534 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,848 OH-HO, YEAH. 535 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:58,918 THAT'S IT, YEAH. 536 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,921 THAT'S THE TICKET. 537 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:05,124 HOOO! HO, HO, HO, YEAH! 538 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:08,060 GIVE ME SOME OF THAT TRADEMARK DREW BOYD ACTION. 539 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:10,129 MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA. 540 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:14,066 YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY. 541 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,704 MAKE ME WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK. 542 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,343 - WOULD YOU STOP NAGGING ME ALREADY? 543 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,913 I'M NOT GOING TO PAY $150 FOR A PAIR OF JEANS. 544 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:29,816 - DIESEL'S QUALITY, MAN. - THEY'RE RIPPED FULL OF HOLES. 545 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,751 THEY'RE GOING TO BE RAGS AFTER TWO WASHINGS. 546 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:35,888 - PLEASE, DAD? I MEAN, DUDE. 547 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:37,690 - THERE YOU ARE. 548 00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:38,691 HURRY UP AND PUT DOWN YOUR BOOKS, 549 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:39,926 WE GOT TO GO TO THE MALL. 550 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,228 - YOU KNOW, UH... 551 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:45,031 IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, UH, I THINK I'LL PASS. 552 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,967 - NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. WE HAD THIS PLANNED. 553 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,703 - TRASHY MOVIE, GREASY PIZZA, OVERPRICED CLOTHES. 554 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:52,071 WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR? 555 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,940 - I-I GOT INVITED TO A LECTURE. 556 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,075 EDMUND WHITE. - WHO? 557 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:58,711 - ONE OF OUR GREATEST GAY WRITERS. 558 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,913 - WHO INVITED YOU? 559 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,915 - ANTHONY. 560 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:05,451 - ANTHONY. 561 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,787 - LOOK, THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. 562 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,455 - AND THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HUNTER. 563 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,457 - IT DOESN'T TAKE TWO OF US TO BUY HIM A PAIR OF JEANS. 564 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,925 - THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 565 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,326 - HEY, HEY! IT'S JUST THE MALL. 566 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,395 IN FACT, HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH NOT GO 567 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,964 AND GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD? 568 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,465 - THANK YOU FOR THE THOUGHTFUL SUGGESTION, 569 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,267 BUT, UH, I'M STILL GOING. 570 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,370 I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT. 571 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:35,014 - I'M SORRY I'M LATE, SIDNEY, BUT IT COULDN'T BE HELPED. 572 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,816 GUS GOT A FEVER. MEL HAD TO WORK LATE. 573 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:38,084 MY HANDS WERE FULL. 574 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,385 - SO WERE MINE, 575 00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:42,989 ACCEPTING CHECKS, VISA, OR MASTERCARD. 576 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,024 - THEN IT WAS A SUCCESS? - AWESOME. 577 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,392 IT'S TOO BAD YOU MISSED IT. 578 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,961 - WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME? I'LL CLOSE UP. 579 00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:50,162 - DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON THE ALARM. 580 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:51,831 - ALL RIGHT. 581 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,266 - SHALL WE GO FOR A DRINK? - ABSOLUTELY. 582 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,169 - HOW ABOUT JERRY? - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 583 00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:00,139 [door closes] 584 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,456 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD! 585 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:18,891 YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH. 586 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,259 - GOOD THING I CAME BACK FROM THE CAN. 587 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:21,527 YOU WOULD HAVE LOCKED ME IN. 588 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,896 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 589 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,198 - WELL, I HAD AN OPENING TONIGHT, IN CASE YOU FORGOT. 590 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:27,399 - I DIDN'T FORGET. 591 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,467 - THEN WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? 592 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,936 - I HAD THINGS TO ATTEND TO. 593 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,470 - DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT. 594 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,139 THIS WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE. 595 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:34,406 - OH, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 596 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,875 - YOUR AUNT MINNIE COULD'VE DIED, 597 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,009 AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT. 598 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,410 - I DON'T HAVE AN AUNT MINNIE. 599 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,013 - YEAH, WELL, I DO, AND BELIEVE ME, 600 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:42,815 IF YOU KNEW HER, IT'S ALL THE MORE REASON 601 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,551 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE. 602 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,419 SO WHY WEREN'T YOU? - I ALREADY TOLD YOU. 603 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:50,522 NOW LET ME LOCK UP, SO I CAN GO HOME. 604 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:55,361 - WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? 605 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:58,164 YOU JUST GOT HERE. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 606 00:29:58,197 --> 00:30:00,232 - RESPONDING TO MY SENSES. IT'S WHAT AN ARTIST DOES. 607 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,068 - WELL, TELL YOUR SENSES TO RESPOND TO THIS: 608 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,335 BACK OFF. 609 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:05,905 - YOU SURE? 610 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,573 - YES, I'M SURE. - WELL, I'M NOT. 611 00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:09,909 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A LOT 612 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,044 OF CONTRADICTORY FEELINGS GOING ON HERE. 613 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:13,913 - OH, IS THAT SO? - YEAH. 614 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:14,914 I KNEW FROM THE MINUTE I MET YOU, 615 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,515 YOU WANTED ME TO FUCK YOU. 616 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:21,053 - WHY, YOU SMUG, ARROGANT-- 617 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:24,957 I WANT YOU TO LEAVE. NOW! 618 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,526 - SURE. 619 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,328 BUT YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME, LADY. 620 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:32,131 MORE IMPORTANT, YOU AIN'T FOOLING YOURSELF EITHER. 621 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,633 - DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME HOW I FEEL. 622 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,635 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW I FEEL. - YEAH. 623 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,204 - AND IT ISN'T TRUE WHAT YOU SAID. 624 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:40,272 - LIAR, LIAR. 625 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,974 - I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR YOU. 626 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:45,844 I MEAN, HOW COULD I? I'M A LESBIAN. 627 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,982 - THAT'S HOW. 628 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:57,990 [both moaning] 629 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:02,394 - OH, GOD. 630 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:19,445 - OH, GOD. 631 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:25,417 [both gasping, grunting] 632 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,327 OH, MY GOD! 633 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,037 - HE WAS AMAZING. 634 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,572 AND TO THINK, I NEVER WOULD'VE HEARD OF HIM 635 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,707 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOUR CLASS. 636 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:54,146 - OH, I'M SURE YOU WOULD'VE DISCOVERED HIS WORK EVENTUALLY. 637 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,282 - I THOUGHT THE PART WHERE HE TALKED ABOUT... 638 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,350 HOW BEING POSITIVE CHANGED HIS LIFE 639 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,619 WAS PARTICULARLY POWERFUL, DIDN'T YOU? 640 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:03,022 - HMM. OH, I'D BETTER NOT. 641 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,623 - AW, COME ON. 642 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,492 GOT TO HELP ME FINISH THE BOTTLE. 643 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:10,062 - [sighs] 644 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:13,632 YOU KNOW, WHAT CONSTANTLY IMPRESSES AND AMAZES ME, 645 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:16,435 HOW WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE WORST OF CIRCUMSTANCES, 646 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:20,106 WE, AS GAY MEN, SOMEHOW MANAGE TO RISE TO THE CHALLENGE. 647 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:23,575 - LIKE EDMUND WHITE. - MM-HMM. 648 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,478 - LIKE YOU. 649 00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:38,257 - ANTHONY... 650 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,193 IF THIS IS WHERE ALL THIS HAS BEEN LEADING, 651 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:42,728 YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE. 652 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:45,631 - I DON'T THINK SO. 653 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:50,069 - I HAVE A PARTNER. WE HAVE A FOSTER KID. 654 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,138 - I KNOW, AND I'M NOT ASKING 655 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,606 FOR ANYTHING I CAN'T HAVE. 656 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,109 ALL I WANT... 657 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,447 IS THIS. 658 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:05,151 FROM THE MOMENT I SAW YOU, 659 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:08,387 I FANTASIZED ABOUT YOU... 660 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,389 ADMIRED YOU... 661 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,464 WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU. 662 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:27,139 THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE GIFT. 663 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,644 - WHAT? 664 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:35,381 - I WANT YOU TO BE THE ONE. 665 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:38,650 - ANTHONY-- - MAKE ME POSITIVE... 666 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,119 LIKE YOU. 667 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,387 - WHAT ARE YOU--STOP IT! 668 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,122 - IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ANYWAY. 669 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,391 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE IT DOES. 670 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,393 - NOT IF YOU'RE SAFE. 671 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:50,796 - WHY BE SAFE? 672 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:54,733 ALL MY FRIENDS WHO'VE CONVERTED SAY THEY FEEL LIBERATED. 673 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,269 FREE. 674 00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:59,838 THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 675 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,741 IT'S OVER. DONE. 676 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:07,213 I WANT TO BE LIKE THEM... 677 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,315 LIKE YOU. 678 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,289 - IT'S LATE. 679 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:20,259 I HAVE TO GET HOME. 680 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:31,069 [door opens, closes] 681 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,331 - HERE. 682 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:01,600 [groans] DRINK THIS. 683 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,535 - IT SMELLS LIKE YAK SHIT. 684 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,605 - YEAH, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT WAS IN IT TOO. 685 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:10,809 IT'S A MAGIC POTION FROM A CHINESE HERBALIST. 686 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,478 - WILL IT MAKE ME SMALL? 687 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,213 - I'M HOPING... 688 00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:16,415 THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU LARGE. 689 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,851 VERY, VERY LARGE. 690 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:38,370 - [groans] 691 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:39,638 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 692 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:43,141 - WHO CARES? AS LONG AS IT WORKS. 693 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:48,280 - [sighs] 694 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:01,760 - YOU FEELING ANYTHING? 695 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:05,597 - WELL, IF YOU'RE EXPECTING MY GLASSES TO STEAM UP, 696 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:08,534 I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU. 697 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:11,437 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO REKINDLE THE FIRE IN YOUR LIFE GATE. 698 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,472 - [scoffs] MY LIFE GATE? 699 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,674 - I KNOW IT SOUNDS LUDICROUS, BUT... 700 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:16,975 IF IT WORKS, WHO GIVES A SHIT? 701 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,677 - YEAH, WELL, MAYBE IT CAN ALSO STOP ME 702 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,312 FROM THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S NO LONGER THERE, 703 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:23,349 AND THAT IN ITS PLACE IS THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC. 704 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:27,486 OR FROM PICTURING THEM SUCKING A BLOODY, 705 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:31,757 DISEASE-RIDDEN BALL OUT OF ME. 706 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,292 OR FROM FEELING SO SHITTY 707 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,760 FROM HAVING THEM BURN ME TO A CRISP 708 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,295 WITH THEIR RAY GUN THAT ALL I WANT TO DO 709 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:38,297 IS DIG A HOLE AND CRAWL IN, 710 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:41,733 ONLY I'M TOO BUSY VOMITING. 711 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,237 WHO KNOWS? 712 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:48,840 MAYBE THEN I MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO GET IT UP. 713 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:52,244 - THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING. 714 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:57,883 - WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S NOT A CUP OF LIPTON'S. 715 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:32,551 - [sighs] 716 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:36,822 - YOU'RE ALL WET. 717 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:39,691 HOW WAS THE OPENING? 718 00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:41,427 - IT WAS PRACTICALLY SOLD OUT. 719 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,695 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 720 00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:45,631 CONGRATULATIONS. 721 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,366 - THANKS. 722 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:51,670 - AREN'T YOU GLAD I MADE YOU GO? 723 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:09,688 - AS YOU KNOW, I DON'T COME HERE A HELL OF A LOT. 724 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:10,789 I FIGURE YOU GOT ENOUGH ON YOUR HANDS 725 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,925 WITHOUT HEARING FROM ME. 726 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:17,829 BUT, UM, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 727 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:25,537 IT'S ABOUT MY BROTHER, VIC. VIC GRASSI. 728 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:30,342 HE'S GAY, WHICH SEEMS TO, UM, BOTHER SOME OF THE PEOPLE 729 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:32,944 YOU GOT WORKING FOR YOU. 730 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,946 BUT I SAY-- [scoffs] 731 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,882 CONSIDERING WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN YOUR CHURCH LATELY, 732 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:40,018 THEY GOT SOME HELL OF A NERVE JUDGING OTHERS. 733 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:48,827 I'M SURE YOU HAVE MORE LOVE IN YOUR HEART THAN THEY DO... 734 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,430 AND THAT THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN 735 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:54,833 JUST FOR VIC. 736 00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:56,902 BUT, UH... 737 00:38:56,935 --> 00:39:01,640 KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, JUST IN CASE. 738 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,910 ONE MORE THING. 739 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:07,613 BRIAN KINNEY. 740 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:12,050 NO DOUBT YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM. 741 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,586 HE WOULDN'T LIKE ME TELLING YOU THIS, BUT... 742 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:19,725 THE BIGGEST ORGAN HE'S GOT IS HIS HEART. 743 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,994 SO PLEASE, GOD... 744 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:26,064 MAKE HIM WELL. 745 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,033 PLEASE. 746 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,671 WELL... 747 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,673 I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT. 748 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,743 THANKS FOR LISTENING. 749 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,645 AMEN. 750 00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:56,094 JOAN? 751 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:57,763 IT'S DEBBIE. 752 00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:59,765 DEBBIE NOVOTNY. 753 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:02,634 - HELLO, DEBBIE. 754 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:05,771 I'M... SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. 755 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:08,206 - WELL, AS I WAS JUST SAYING, I DON'T STOP BY TOO OFTEN. 756 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,908 BUT WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, 757 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,577 I STILL HAUL MY ASS BACK HERE, 758 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:14,580 YOU KNOW, LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CATHOLIC GIRL. 759 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,583 - WELL, THAT'S THE BLESSING OF SUFFERING. 760 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,785 IT BRINGS US CLOSER TO GOD. 761 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,720 - WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT. 762 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,522 ANOTHER WAY IS TO SAY TO HIM, 763 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:27,192 "COULD YOU CUT IT OUT ALREADY?" 764 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,928 - I HEARD ABOUT YOUR BROTHER'S PASSING. 765 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,797 PLEASE ACCEPT MY CONDOLENCES. 766 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:33,565 - THANKS. 767 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:37,135 - I REMEMBER WHEN I LOST MY SISTER. 768 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,606 I FELT LIKE I HAD... 769 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:43,008 LOST MY BEST FRIEND, MY CONFIDANTE... 770 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,476 [chuckles] 771 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:45,811 MY WITNESS. 772 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:48,680 - THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP. 773 00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:51,550 - WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE OUR CHILDREN. 774 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,619 THAT'S SOME COMFORT. 775 00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:57,489 PROVIDED THEY'RE TALKING TO YOU. 776 00:40:57,523 --> 00:40:59,024 WELL... [clears throat] 777 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,160 GOD BLESS. 778 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:05,897 - JOAN. 779 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,967 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE TO BRIAN? 780 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,638 - IT'S...BEEN A WHILE. 781 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:14,906 - WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE HIM A CALL. 782 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:18,744 - [scoffs] I DOUBT HE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME. 783 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:22,013 - WELL, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO HIM. 784 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:25,984 [beep] 785 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,152 - I GOT HIM. 786 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,888 - GOT WHO? - DREW BOYD. 787 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,056 HE'S AGREED TO BE THE NEW UNDERWEAR MODEL 788 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:32,991 FOR BROWN ATHLETICS. 789 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,259 - THAT'S WONDERFUL, TEDDY. 790 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,762 - [laughs] IT'S BEYOND WONDERFUL. 791 00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,630 IT'S INCREDIBLE. IT'S ASTONISHING. 792 00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:41,299 IT'S...UNBELIEVABLE. 793 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,001 - IT'S NOT THAT UNBELIEVABLE. 794 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:45,036 AFTER ALL, THEY ARE PAYING HIM A MILLION DOLLARS. 795 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,605 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 796 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,941 - UH, WELL, THEY ARE, AREN'T THEY? 797 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,678 - YEAH, BUT-- - WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZED? 798 00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:54,813 - NEVER MIND. 799 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,783 - YOU KNOW, I-I ABSOLUTELY HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT. 800 00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:59,284 - DO WHAT? 801 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,653 - START TO SAY SOMETHING AND THEN SAY, "NEVER MIND." 802 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:02,954 THEN I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT TEN MINUTES 803 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:04,289 BEGGING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS. 804 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:06,024 - I NEVER KNEW IT IRRITATED YOU THAT MUCH. 805 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,893 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? - WELL, WHAT GOOD WOULD IT DO? 806 00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:10,028 YOU'D JUST GET HURT AND SULK. - I WOULD NOT SULK. 807 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:11,563 - AND THEN I'D HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER TEN MINUTES 808 00:42:11,597 --> 00:42:13,064 CONVINCING YOU THAT I LOVE YOU 809 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:14,766 AND BEGGING YOU TO FORGIVE ME, WHICH YOU FINALLY WOULD. 810 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,635 SO WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT IS, 811 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:20,238 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE SONG AND DANCE? 812 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:24,042 - I FORGOT WHAT IT IS I WASN'T GOING TO TELL YOU. 813 00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:27,345 - YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL ME WHY IT IS SO UNBELIEVABLE 814 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:31,049 THAT DREWSIE-- D-DREW BOYD SAID YES. 815 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:33,652 - UH, RIGHT. 816 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:36,254 BECAUSE I WAS SURE THAT HE WOULD SAY NO. 817 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:37,989 THAT HE WOULD TURN ME DOWN FLAT, 818 00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:39,725 AND THEN I'D HAVE TO FACE BRIAN'S WRATH 819 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,192 FOR BEING A WRETCHED FAILURE. 820 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:44,062 - BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. HE SAID YES. 821 00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,798 - AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. 822 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:48,667 - ME? WH-- 823 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,201 - WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED HIM, AREN'T YOU? 824 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:53,705 - OH, YEAH, HMM, I SUPPOSE I DID. 825 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,206 - ALTHOUGH... 826 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,843 I MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY DAMN IMPRESSIVE 827 00:42:57,876 --> 00:43:01,613 TO CONVINCE A BIG-TIME JOCK LIKE DREW BOYD 828 00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:05,050 TO STAND AROUND IN HIS SHORTS. 829 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:09,955 HUH. 830 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,624 - THERE YOU GO. 831 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,361 PROFESSOR BRUCKNER. - I'D LIKE TO CHECK THESE OUT. 832 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:18,096 - CERTAINLY. - ANTHONY-- 833 00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:20,899 - I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT, BEN. 834 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,001 I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT YOU IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION. 835 00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:25,771 - IT WASN'T SO MUCH AWKWARD AS IT WAS UPSETTING 836 00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:27,105 TO LEARN THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANTED 837 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:30,108 WAS FOR ME TO GIVE YOU "THE GIFT." 838 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:33,044 - YOU WERE AND STILL ARE MY INSPIRATION. 839 00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:35,113 - THEN LISTEN TO ME. 840 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:37,716 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE TO BE POSITIVE. 841 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:41,386 NO BOOK, NO LECTURE COULD EVER DESCRIBE THAT. 842 00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:44,322 SO PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU YOU DON'T WANT IT. 843 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:46,391 YOU DON'T. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 844 00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,994 - WELL, THANKS FOR TRYING TO TALK ME OUT OF IT, 845 00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:51,129 BUT IT'S TOO LATE. 846 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:53,064 YOU SEE, I WENT TO A PARTY LAST NIGHT. 847 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,033 - WHAT KIND OF PARTY? 848 00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:57,002 - IT'S CALLED A CONVERSION PARTY. 849 00:43:57,035 --> 00:43:59,738 I HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A DOZEN OR SO GUYS. 850 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,140 IT'S NOT THE WAY I WOULD'VE PREFERRED IT, 851 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:05,143 BUT HOPEFULLY, IT WORKED. 852 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:06,878 - OH, ANTHONY, FOR GOD'S SAKE... 853 00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:11,016 - THEY SAID I SHOULD KNOW IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 854 00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:14,185 THE SAME TIME THESE BOOKS ARE DUE BACK. 855 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:25,296 - HEY. 856 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:30,035 - YOUR NEW OFFICE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 857 00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:34,305 AND I LIKE THE NAME, KINNETIK WITH TWO "N"s. 858 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:37,943 THAT'S VERY CLEVER. 859 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,814 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DOING SO WELL. 860 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:47,418 - WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 861 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,257 - I SAW THAT... 862 00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:55,193 DEBBIE NOVOTNY IN CHURCH THIS MORNING. 863 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,795 - WELL, WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING THERE? 864 00:44:56,828 --> 00:45:00,799 - WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO, PRAY. 865 00:45:00,832 --> 00:45:03,869 [chuckles] SHE'S QUITE A CHARACTER. 866 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,937 - YEAH, WELL, I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 867 00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:08,406 - I DON'T KNOW HOW HER POOR SON EVER SURVIVED. 868 00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:11,843 - MAYBE BECAUSE SHE LOVED HIM. 869 00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:21,086 - AND I LOVE YOU. 870 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:25,156 WELL, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THAT, BUT IT'S TRUE. 871 00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:29,294 THAT'S WHY IT HURT SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO HEAR IT FROM HER 872 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:33,298 AND NOT FROM YOU. 873 00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:36,902 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 874 00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:38,436 - THE REASON BEING? 875 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:40,171 - SO I COULD HELP YOU. 876 00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:43,842 - WELL, I'M A BIG BOY, MOM. I CAN DRESS MYSELF. 877 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:47,846 - I MEANT PRAY FOR YOU. HELP YOU TO SEE GOD'S PLAN. 878 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,848 - [chuckles] GOD HAS A PLAN? 879 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:53,384 - HE SPARED YOU FOR A REASON. DO YOU KNOW WHY? 880 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:56,387 - TO TORMENT YOU. 881 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,189 I MEAN, NO MARTYR WAS EVER SAINTED 882 00:45:58,223 --> 00:46:01,392 WITHOUT GOING THROUGH A SHITLOAD OF PAIN AND SUFFERING. 883 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:06,865 WELL, SAINT JOAN, SAY HELLO TO YOUR SHITLOAD. 884 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,134 - BRIAN. 885 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:13,939 WHATEVER ANGER, WHATEVER HATRED YOU HAVE FOR ME, 886 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,807 YOU'RE STILL MY SON, 887 00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:18,209 AND THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU 888 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:20,211 FROM THE ETERNAL FIRE. 889 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,280 EVERY TIME YOU ENGAGE IN BEHAVIOR 890 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:25,416 THAT THE BIBLE EXPRESSEDLY SAYS IS AN ABOMINATION, 891 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:29,054 YOU'RE ADDING ANOTHER ETERNITY TO YOUR SENTENCE. 892 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:30,922 - WELL, I WISH I WAS ENGAGING IN IT. 893 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:32,590 - IT BRINGS TEARS TO JESUS' EYES, 894 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:35,026 KNOWING THAT YOU'VE SINNED. 895 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:39,464 BUT ONLY YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF FROM GOD'S PUNISHMENT. 896 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:45,070 - YOU THINK GOD GAVE ME CANCER TO PUNISH ME? 897 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:50,241 - IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 898 00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:51,977 YOU CAN STILL CHANGE. 899 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:55,246 I KNOW YOU CAN. 900 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,048 - I CAN? 901 00:46:57,082 --> 00:46:59,117 - THOUGH IT WON'T BE EASY. 902 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,920 YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT TEMPTATION. 903 00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:04,189 BE STRONG. HARDEN YOURSELF. 904 00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:06,257 - I WANT TO BE HARD, MOM. 905 00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:12,130 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO BE HARD. 906 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,332 OH, LORD, MAKE ME HARD, 907 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:20,205 SO THAT I CAN FUCK EVERY HOT GUY I SEE! 908 00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:23,008 THAT'S WHY GOD GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE, MOM, 909 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,076 SO THAT I CAN USE THE ONE BALL I HAVE LEFT. 910 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:27,946 - SHAME! 911 00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:29,647 SHAME ON YOU! 912 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,149 - AND IF I HAVE TO SPEND 913 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,551 AN ETERNITY OF ETERNITIES BURNING IN HELL, 914 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,353 IT'S BETTER THAN SPENDING ONE GOOD DAY 915 00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:38,990 IN HEAVEN WITH YOU! 916 00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:05,483 [sighs] 917 00:48:08,186 --> 00:48:10,555 THANK YOU. 918 00:48:12,357 --> 00:48:16,027 - SO IN THIS DREAM, THERE'S THIS GIGANTIC BILLBOARD 919 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:19,998 OF YOU, TIMES SQUARE, LIKE, 40 STORIES HIGH, 920 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,300 IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. 921 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:24,402 - MY AGENT SAID IT'D BE GREAT EXPOSURE. 922 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:26,037 - [chuckles] 923 00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:28,539 ANYWAY, YOU KNOW I HAVE THIS, UM, 924 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:31,409 LITTLE ECCENTRICITY ABOUT SIZE, 925 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:34,012 AND YOUR CROTCH GOES FROM, LIKE, 926 00:48:34,045 --> 00:48:38,183 THE 16TH TO THE 23RD FLOOR. 927 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:41,286 SO I GET ON THIS SCAFFOLDING THAT CONVENIENTLY HAPPENS 928 00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:43,154 TO BE THERE, PULL MYSELF UP, 929 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:48,026 AND THE AMAZING THING IS, THE BILLBOARD COMES TO LIFE. 930 00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:52,297 SO I LEAP OUT ONTO YOUR SHORTS, PULL THEM DOWN, 931 00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:55,466 AND YOU HAVE THIS HUMONGOUS BONER 932 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:59,170 THAT EXTENDS HALFWAY ACROSS TIMES SQUARE. 933 00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:01,606 SO I CLIMB OUT ONTO IT TO GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB, 934 00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:05,043 AND I'M HANGING OFF IT-- AHHH--DOING MY THING, 935 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:08,213 WHEN SUDDENLY, YOU SHOOT. 936 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:11,582 OKAY, IT IS LIKE THIS EXPLODING CASCADE, 937 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:14,752 AND I RIDE IT... 938 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,721 AND LAND, SAFELY, 939 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:19,190 IN FRONT OF THE WINTER GARDEN THEATRE, 940 00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:22,227 WHERE MAMMA MIA! IS PLAYING. 941 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,062 [chuckles] 942 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,731 - YOU'RE A VERY WEIRD GUY. 943 00:49:26,764 --> 00:49:29,467 - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IT MEANS? 944 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,736 FOR ONE THING, YOU'RE A BIGGER-THAN-LIFE PERSON. 945 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:33,204 - GOT IT. 946 00:49:33,238 --> 00:49:36,241 - AND I GUESS I'M AFRAID THAT... 947 00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:38,609 ONCE THE REST OF THE WORLD SEES YOU, 948 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:43,548 I'LL BE JUST ANOTHER FACE IN THE CROWD. 949 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:54,392 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 950 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:58,129 - 'CAUSE I WANTED TO. 951 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,100 [In Your Presence playing] 952 00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:05,536 - * IN YOUR PRESENCE 953 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,806 * THERE IS LIFE 954 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,375 - HEY! 955 00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,510 MM! 956 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:14,245 WHAT'S UP? 957 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:17,782 - IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. 958 00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:19,250 - WHOA! 959 00:50:19,284 --> 00:50:21,652 - IS THAT A THING OF BEAUTY? 960 00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:24,789 - [grunts] AND A JOY FOREVER. 961 00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:30,328 * 962 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:35,200 [moaning] 963 00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:39,570 * 964 00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:42,807 SO THAT HAPPY-TIME TEA ACTUALLY WORKED? 965 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,177 - MMM, UNLIKELY. 966 00:50:46,211 --> 00:50:50,148 - THEN WHENCE THE WOODY? 967 00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:54,719 - LET'S JUST SAY THAT GOD GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE. 968 00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,289 I DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT. 969 00:50:58,323 --> 00:51:01,692 BUT... YOU FEEL FREE TO. 970 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:05,363 - * IN YOUR PRESENCE 971 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,398 * THERE IS LIFE 972 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:47,272 - WELL? 973 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:51,276 - YOU SURE YOU WANT MY OPINION AFTER THE LAST TIME? 974 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:52,677 - YEAH, I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED YOU TO READ IT 975 00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:55,646 IF I DIDN'T. 976 00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:59,250 - OKAY, UM... 977 00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:03,921 MY HONEST OPINION IS... 978 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:07,525 IT'S BRILLIANT. 979 00:52:07,558 --> 00:52:09,894 I MEAN IT. - [exhales] 980 00:52:09,927 --> 00:52:12,430 - AT FIRST, I WAS SHOCKED AND EVEN DISGUSTED 981 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,366 THAT ANYONE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO BE POSITIVE. 982 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,934 BUT SOMEHOW, BY THE END, 983 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:20,805 I-I REALLY FELT SORRY FOR THE GUY... 984 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:23,941 THAT HE COULD BE THAT LOST... 985 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:26,344 AND ALONE. 986 00:52:30,848 --> 00:52:34,552 AND IT TAKES A PRETTY AMAZING WRITER... 987 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:37,688 TO BE ABLE TO PULL THAT OFF. 988 00:52:40,325 --> 00:52:43,294 - [chuckles] 989 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:06,951 SO HOW WAS THE TRIP TO THE MALL? 990 00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:09,820 [both chuckling] 991 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,890 - I SPLURGED. I BOUGHT HUNTER HIS JEANS. 992 00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:14,425 - [groans] 993 00:53:14,459 --> 00:53:17,728 - AND HE GOT US SOMETHING, A CD. 994 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:19,430 - UH, NOT SOME RAP CRAP. 995 00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:20,998 - NOW, NOW, DEAR. 996 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:23,468 MUSTN'T CRITICIZE THE YOUNGER GENERATION'S MUSIC. 997 00:53:23,501 --> 00:53:26,437 - [scoffs] YEAH. 998 00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:29,440 [Keep the Flame playing] 999 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:30,575 * 1000 00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:32,443 [laughs] 1001 00:53:32,477 --> 00:53:34,612 OH, MY-- 1002 00:53:34,645 --> 00:53:36,747 NOT BAD. 1003 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:39,317 - COME ON, YOU BIG LUG, WALTZ ME AROUND THE ROOM. 1004 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:42,320 - HMM. 1005 00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:44,755 * 1006 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:48,726 - * I JUST CAN'T TELL MYSELF NOT TO LOVE YOU * 1007 00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:50,795 - [laughing] 1008 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:56,767 - * ANY MORE THAN I CAN STOP MY BEATING HEART * 1009 00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:59,404 * EVERY MOMENT I'M AWAKE 1010 00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:02,773 * I'M THINKING OF YOU 1011 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:07,378 * AND HOPING THAT WE'LL NEVER BE APART * 1012 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:08,879 * 1013 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:14,619 * I COULD SAY, TIME TO GIVE UP THIS FIGHT * 1014 00:54:14,652 --> 00:54:16,354 * SURRENDER TO WHAT'S GONNA BE * 1015 00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:18,923 - YOU KNOW WHAT PART OF YOUR STORY I LIKED BEST? 1016 00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:22,493 - HMM? 1017 00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:24,662 WHAT? 1018 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:27,064 - THE PART WHERE THE GIFT-GIVER 1019 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:31,669 DECIDES NOT TO SLEEP WITH THE BUG-CHASER... 1020 00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:34,372 AND GOES BACK TO HIS PARTNER. 1021 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:39,076 - * AND SO I KEEP THE FAITH TO BELIEVE LOVE CAN BE TRUE * 1022 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:44,849 * WE MAY TRY TO RUN AWAY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO * 1023 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:47,918 * IF IT'S MEANT TO BE 1024 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:52,923 * THEN THERE'S ONLY ME AND YOU * 1025 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:57,428 * 1026 00:54:57,462 --> 00:55:02,933 * I'LL ALWAYS KEEP THE FLAME 1027 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:08,873 * HOPING YOU FEEL THE SAME 1028 00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:13,344 * WHEN I WHISPER YOUR NAME 1029 00:55:13,378 --> 00:55:19,350 * IT'S BECAUSE I'M THINKING OF YOU * 1030 00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:21,419 * 1031 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:26,957 * BABY, MY LOVE IS PURE 1032 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:31,095 * I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE 1033 00:55:31,128 --> 00:55:33,864 * 1034 00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:37,101 * WITHOUT SHAME 1035 00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:40,104 * I NOW PROCLAIM 1036 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:44,509 * I WILL ALWAYS 1037 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:50,381 * ALWAYS KEEP THE FLAME 1038 00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:58,355 * 1039 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:14,539 * SO MANY ARE DOUBTFUL AND DESPAIRING * 1040 00:56:14,572 --> 00:56:18,943 * MAKING FUN OF THOSE WHO DARE TO DREAM * 1041 00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:20,878 * 1042 00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:25,182 * THEY SAY THEY'RE PAST THE POINT OF EVER CARING * 1043 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,017 * 1044 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:32,890 * BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT AS DARK AS IT MAY SEEM * 1045 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:38,896 * AT THE MOMENT TROUBLE TRIES TO FIND US * 1046 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:43,768 * AND WE BRACE AGAINST THE FIERCEST STORM * 1047 00:56:43,801 --> 00:56:45,169 * 1048 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:51,041 * IT ONLY TAKES A TINY SPARK OF KINDNESS * 1049 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:55,713 * TO START A BLAZING FIRE TO KEEP US WARM * 1050 00:56:55,746 --> 00:57:01,185 * I'LL ALWAYS KEEP THE FLAME 1051 00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:05,055 * HOPING YOU FEEL THE SAME 1052 00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,558 * 1053 00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:09,594 * WHEN I WHISPER YOUR NAME 73321

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