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[♪♪♪]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GHOST GROWLS]
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[BEEPING SOFTLY]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[PANTING][GHOST TRAP BEEPING]
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[MACHINE POWERING UP]
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
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[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]
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[GROWLING]
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[WHIRRING]
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[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]
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[BEEPING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GROWLING]
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[BUZZING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[WHIRRING]
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[HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING]
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Ew, Mom, I'm trying
to eat breakfast.
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Almost done.
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Aw, your mustache
is really coming in.
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Mom![ELECTRICAL BUZZING]
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Phoebe! Ow!
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I'm bleeding!
You made me bleed!
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You'll live. Phoebe!
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Oh! What are you doing?
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Neighbor's electricity
is running out of phase.
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I tied in,
bumped us up to 220.Take that off.
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Now I can run my lathe.
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And you didn't think to ask me?
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I mean, you just demonstrate
zero aptitude for science.
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Uh-huh,
got it. You're better at other things.
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Like quesadillas. My hair dryer.
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Your quesadillas are excellent. Thank you.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]Now what?
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TREVOR: Mom![SIGHS]
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Really? You don't have legs?
TREVOR: I'm not an adult.
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I'm literally driving
to pick up a check right now.
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You win lottery?
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Kind of. My father died.
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Relax.
I didn't even know him.
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I'm surprised
he left me anything.
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Sounds like my father. Yeah?
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Did your dad abandon your family
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and move to a farm
in the middle of nowhere?
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No.
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Look, I...
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I know I have not been
a reliable or consistent tenant.
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But if you give me a week
to settle loose ends,
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I'll be back
with everything I owe.
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[THUD, LIGHTS CLICKING]
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I can fix that!
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Listen,
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I wait for you to leave,
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then I change locks.
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[SHIRLEY ELLIS'
"THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING]
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♪ Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine ♪
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♪ The monkey chewed tobacco
On the streetcar line ♪
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♪ The line broke
The monkey got choked ♪
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♪ The all went to heaven
In a little rowboat ♪
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♪ Clap and pat
Clap, pat ♪
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♪ Clap, pat ♪
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♪ Clap, slap
Clap, pat ♪
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♪ Clap your hand
Pat it on your partner's hand ♪
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♪ Right hand ♪
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♪ Clap slap, clap your hand ♪
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♪ Slap your thigh ♪
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♪ And sing a little song, go ♪
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♪ My mother told me
If I was goody ♪
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♪ That she would buy me... ♪
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There it is.
This is Summerville.
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This is where
your grandfather lived.
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And died.
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Ah, come on.
Not a single bar?
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There'd better be a bar.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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That's funny.
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[♪♪♪]
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"Behold,
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"there was a great earthquake.
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"The sun became
as black as cloth,
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"the seas boiled,
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"the moon became as blood,
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"the skies fell.
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Revelation 6:12."
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That was normal.
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Hey, maybe it's a good thing
you never met your dad.
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[WEATHER VANE CREAKING]
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Great. You didn't tell us
we inherited a murder house.
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And just think.
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Now all of this is ours.
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Pheebs, be a dear and break
into your grandfather's house.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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CALLIE:
Nice.
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Oh, boy.
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[SCOFFS]
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Not a single photo.
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[♪♪♪]
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Rats.
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You gotta see the gold mine
of junk I found out back.
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Great.
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Oh, my God,
this is so much worse
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than I thought it was gonna be.
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[RUMBLING]
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Under the dining table now!
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Phoebe.
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Remember that summer
we died under a table?
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Of course this place is built
on a fault line.
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Probably just fracking.
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It's fracking annoying,
is what it is.
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It's okay,
we're only here for a week.
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Um, give or take.
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What does that mean?
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It means we're staying.
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TREVOR:
You said
we'd only be here for a week!
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Yeah, well, that was
before we got evicted.
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You said you had money saved up.
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That was before I had children. Oh!
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To be fair, you've never
been good with money.
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CALLIE:
Thanks, Pheebs.
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[SIGHS]
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What's that?
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How am I supposed to know?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Can I help you?
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[♪♪♪]
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Um, hi. We're..
We're the, um.. The...
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This was my father's place.
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Hi.
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BOTH:
Hi.
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I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz.
We spoke on the phone.
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I was your father's..
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You know, we were friends.
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Very sorry for your loss. It's okay.
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You knew him better than me.
I should be sorry for your loss.
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I just tried to keep
the bills paid on time,
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that kind of thing. Like a money manager?
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Oh, there was
no money to manage.
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He could barely keep
the power on.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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So he left us nothing?
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Well, I wouldn't say that.
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There is quite a bit of debt.
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Ms. Melnitz,
I'm here to sign forms,
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pack the silverware
and leave with a rent check.
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Are you telling me
this place is worthless?
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You mean, aside from
the sentimental value?
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[THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU"
PLAYING]
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♪ Sha la la la la ♪
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Are you going
to that thing later?
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Yeah, probably. Where's my order?
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I can't believe
a place like this still exists.
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I can't believe we have
to spend a summer in this heap.
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We have lives. You
don't think I have a life?
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No. You're a mom.
You live for us.
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[SCOFFS]
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♪ Many nights roll by ♪
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♪ I sit alone at home
And cry over you ♪
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♪ What can I do? ♪
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I'll be right back.
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♪ Can't help myself ♪
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Oh.
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♪ When, baby, it's you ♪
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Hey. Maybe you will make
a friend out here.
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Make them out of what? I'm serious.
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A new home could be
an opportunity to start fresh.
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Just keep an open mind.
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[COIN CLINKS]
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[OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE
[I MISS LOVING]" PLAYS]
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Two taters, three Spinners,
grilled onions, one no cheese.
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Lucky, there's.. There's
something wrong with the meat.
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I don't feel so good,
Lucky. Oh! There's something wrong.
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He's throwing up the meat!
Heh-heh-heh!
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Cool place.
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Yeah, I'll use that.
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I don't own it.
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I know you don't own it.
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You look pretty young
to own a business.
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I saw the sign out front.
"Help wanted"?
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I.. I can be helpful.
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Under experience, you put
"friendly" with a smiley face?
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I didn't really know
what to put.
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I don't think "friendly"
qualifies as an experience.
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It's a quality, I guess.
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How old are you? Seventeen.
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Think you can put in
a good word for me?
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I can tell them
you have a pulse.
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My name's Trevor.
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BOTH:
My name's Trevor.
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Dude, that was great. Dude,
that was really cute.
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You have a chance with her.
You really do.
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Mmm.
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So where you heading?
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We're staying, actually.
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You know that farmhouse
off the highway with the barn?
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Dirt? It was my father's.
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Dirt Farmer had a family?
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You knew my father?[SCOFFS]
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No one knew your father.
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Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.
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Nope.
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Whoa!
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What's up, Casanova?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]
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[♪♪♪]
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[BOTTLES TINKLING]Ow.
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[COYOTE YIPS IN DISTANCE]
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[TREVOR SIGHS]
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Damn it.
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[♪♪♪]
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[WHISPERS]
What?
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CALLIE:
Come on! Bus leaves in 15!
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, Pheebs, at school today,
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don't be afraid
to just start a conversation.
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Are you kidding?
That's horrible advice.
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You're literally setting her up
for failure.
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00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:06,260
Hey, how are the jokes
coming along?
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Why should you
never trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything.
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That's funny. No, it's not.
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You can drop me off here.
Are you embarrassed?
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Yeah. Bye.
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[HORN HONKS]CALLIE: Love you!
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That almost killed you. Yeah,
with your face.
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What's wrong? You love
school. I love learning.
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This is a state-sponsored
work camp for delinquents.
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Fine. You can help me scrape
asbestos out of the attic.
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I'll take my chances
with public education.
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Hey, don't be yourself.
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You okay? Ah, yeah. First day.
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Can you imagine who they've got
teaching summer school?
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I can. I teach here.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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00:18:01,971 --> 00:18:04,180
No, it's okay. It's..
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Most of the kids that go here,
they're not very bright.
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Hey, Colin.
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He's...
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I can kind of do
whatever I want.
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Score.
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Right?
Mm.
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Dream job.
Mm-hm.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Good morning, class.
How's everybody doing today?
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My name's Mr. Grooberson.
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Um...
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I know.
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00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,104
You don't wanna be here.
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00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:32,553
I don't wanna be here either.
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00:18:32,691 --> 00:18:34,866
Now, apparently,
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your, uh, school is
still operating on VHS,
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but, um, I found this gem
in the teachers' lounge.
258
00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:43,185
It's great. It's called Cujo.
259
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,980
It's about
a rabid Saint Bernard that..
260
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,362
You know what? I don't
wanna give too much away.
261
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,124
But imagine Beethoven
if he contracted rabies
262
00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:53,436
and just started
mauling children.
263
00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:55,438
You'll get an idea.
264
00:18:55,576 --> 00:18:56,819
Enjoy.
265
00:18:57,923 --> 00:18:59,994
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
266
00:19:01,962 --> 00:19:05,724
[RECORDER CLICKS]Speeding. Three, two, one.
267
00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:09,038
She sits alone.
268
00:19:09,176 --> 00:19:12,490
An outcast,
rejected by her peers.
269
00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:14,077
But what is her secret?
270
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:16,632
Perhaps she's on the run.
271
00:19:17,978 --> 00:19:19,842
On the run...
272
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,809
from herself.
273
00:19:21,947 --> 00:19:23,570
And go.
274
00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:27,056
Actually, my grandfather died.
275
00:19:27,194 --> 00:19:29,886
My mom says we're here to pick
through the rubble of his life.
276
00:19:30,024 --> 00:19:34,028
So you're here to uncover
the mystery of his death?
277
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,340
No.
278
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,997
It was natural causes.
279
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:41,174
Are you sure
it wasn't unnatural causes?
280
00:19:41,312 --> 00:19:42,761
Yes.
281
00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:45,074
Pretty sure
it was just a heart attack.
282
00:19:45,212 --> 00:19:47,973
Oh, the silent killer.
283
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:51,770
I'm Phoebe.
284
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:53,393
Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast.
285
00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:55,395
Why do people call you Podcast?
286
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,501
Oh, I call myself Podcast.
Because of my podcast.
287
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,711
[SCANNER BEEPS]
288
00:20:01,849 --> 00:20:05,543
Doing some painting? Mm, yeah.
289
00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:06,958
Whereabouts you staying?
290
00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:10,099
Um, that old apocalyptic ranch
off of 99.
291
00:20:10,237 --> 00:20:11,859
It was my father's place.
292
00:20:11,997 --> 00:20:14,103
Dirt Farmer had a family?
293
00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:15,898
You all called him
the Dirt Farmer?
294
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:17,900
Meant nothing by it.
295
00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:21,835
Man spends every week
working a piece of land...
296
00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:24,217
but never seeding,
never watering,
297
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,391
never growing a ding-dang thing.
298
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:27,979
It's curious behavior.
299
00:20:28,117 --> 00:20:30,637
Great customer though.
300
00:20:30,775 --> 00:20:33,156
He.. He bought
some bizarre shit.
301
00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:35,780
[BEEPS]Yeah, that sounds like him.
302
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:38,231
[DOG GROWLING,
WOMAN WHIMPERING]
303
00:20:40,578 --> 00:20:42,683
[RUMBLING]
304
00:20:54,868 --> 00:20:56,525
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
305
00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:00,838
What is this?
306
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:04,153
Hello.
307
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:07,018
Um, you know, there's
a highly entertaining movie
308
00:21:07,156 --> 00:21:09,296
about a killer dog
happening right over there.
309
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,782
Is this a seismic map? Yes.
310
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,475
How did you know that?
It's a map of seismic activity.
311
00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:17,649
Right. But..You're a seismologist?
312
00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:21,619
Does that seem
so hard to believe?
313
00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:23,862
Figured you
for a football coach.
314
00:21:24,932 --> 00:21:26,831
Oh.
315
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:28,971
Um, thank you.
316
00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:31,732
These don't look
tectonic or volcanic.
317
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:33,182
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,011
Okay, smarty.
319
00:21:35,149 --> 00:21:36,806
Here, check this out.
320
00:21:36,944 --> 00:21:39,499
This is a volcano, all right?
321
00:21:39,637 --> 00:21:43,365
It builds and crests.
322
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,333
But this is
a tectonic earthquake.
323
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,957
Notice a little P-wave
followed by a large S wave.
324
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,238
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.
325
00:21:55,377 --> 00:21:59,484
Clearly. Well, this is
the pattern in Summerville.
326
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:04,178
Large P-wave, small S wave.
Like an explosion.
327
00:22:04,317 --> 00:22:06,905
Where is it coming from?
I don't know. I don't know.
328
00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:09,598
I set up geophones,
but I can't triangulate.
329
00:22:09,736 --> 00:22:11,945
Are you using three? Yeah.
330
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,223
I know how many sides
there are in a triangle.
331
00:22:14,361 --> 00:22:16,915
I just thought
you were being obtuse.
332
00:22:20,919 --> 00:22:22,196
Was that a geometry joke?
333
00:22:22,335 --> 00:22:25,096
Yes, that's why I winked.Ah.
334
00:22:25,234 --> 00:22:27,098
Uh, that's terrible.
335
00:22:27,236 --> 00:22:28,617
No, I loved it.
336
00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:31,136
Look at this.
I mean, somehow,
337
00:22:31,274 --> 00:22:33,622
a town that isn't anywhere
near a tectonic plate,
338
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,073
that has no underground volcanic
activity, no fault lines,
339
00:22:37,211 --> 00:22:39,248
no fracking, no loud music even,
340
00:22:39,386 --> 00:22:41,077
is shaking on a daily basis.
341
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,219
Maybe it's the apocalypse.
342
00:22:45,358 --> 00:22:48,464
[THE NEWDAY'S
"WAIT A MINUTE GIRL" PLAYING]
343
00:22:50,846 --> 00:22:54,712
Twenty-three, 24, 25.
344
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:58,094
[TREVOR SHIVERING]Hey,
no-skills. How's inventory?
345
00:22:58,232 --> 00:23:00,200
Oh, hey, how's it going?
No, it's not good.
346
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:01,615
It's not good at all. Um...
347
00:23:01,753 --> 00:23:04,066
Does everyone do this? Yeah,
it's important.
348
00:23:04,204 --> 00:23:05,654
You okay?
349
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,449
Your lips are literally blue.
350
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:08,829
Yeah, I'm fine.
351
00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,244
You should borrow my hoodie.
352
00:23:10,383 --> 00:23:11,970
No, it's fine. Seriously.
353
00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:13,386
It's really masculine.
354
00:23:13,524 --> 00:23:15,767
It's got a wolf on it.
Trust me.
355
00:23:15,905 --> 00:23:17,148
Okay.
356
00:23:21,773 --> 00:23:23,603
I'm kind of surprised
it fits me.
357
00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:25,467
Yeah, it's my boyfriend's,
actually.
358
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,745
Oh.Back to inventory.
359
00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:30,092
[BOYS LAUGHING]
360
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:33,198
Okay, we're speeding.
Three, two, one.
361
00:23:33,336 --> 00:23:34,821
Uh, yeah,
just introduce yourself
362
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:36,961
and tell me
what you ate for breakfast.
363
00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:39,066
Um, Phoebe.
364
00:23:39,204 --> 00:23:40,999
Toast.
365
00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:45,245
Okay, um, maybe a little more.
Tell me a joke or something.
366
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,592
A joke?
Mm-hm.
367
00:23:49,698 --> 00:23:51,976
What do you call
a dead polar bear?
368
00:23:52,114 --> 00:23:53,253
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
369
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,911
Anything you want.
370
00:23:56,049 --> 00:23:57,602
It can't hear you now.
371
00:23:59,362 --> 00:24:00,950
[LAUGHS]
372
00:24:03,056 --> 00:24:05,368
Wow. That was funny.
373
00:24:05,507 --> 00:24:07,992
You're funny. It's a pretty hilarious joke.
374
00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:09,959
Fun fact:
Did you know Summerville
375
00:24:10,097 --> 00:24:12,030
has more dead residents
than living ones?
376
00:24:12,168 --> 00:24:14,550
Yeah, that's
how cemeteries work.
377
00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:17,242
Wertheimers Hardware,
run by the Illuminati.
378
00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:19,141
Lizard people. Lizard people?
379
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:21,074
Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?
380
00:24:21,212 --> 00:24:23,145
How do you think
we got the pyramids?
381
00:24:23,283 --> 00:24:25,043
Slaves?
Movie theater.
382
00:24:25,181 --> 00:24:26,459
That one's haunted.
383
00:24:26,597 --> 00:24:28,357
I don't believe in ghosts.
384
00:24:30,014 --> 00:24:32,430
What? How can you...?
385
00:24:32,568 --> 00:24:35,709
I mean, all the evidence!
You don't believe in spirits?
386
00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:37,573
No.
387
00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:40,818
I think we're all
just kind of meat puppets.
388
00:24:42,475 --> 00:24:44,028
There's something
you need to see.
389
00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:45,339
I'll grab my wheels.
390
00:24:45,478 --> 00:24:48,377
[♪♪♪]
391
00:24:53,762 --> 00:24:55,557
PHOEBE:
Are we even allowed to be here?
392
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,490
Oh, yeah. Totally.
393
00:24:57,628 --> 00:24:59,319
The mine's been closed
since the '40s.
394
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,010
They just put all these signs up
395
00:25:01,148 --> 00:25:03,185
'cause of
hazardous chemical leaks
396
00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:05,152
and on account of dynamite.
397
00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:08,466
I do this. Hmm.
398
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:17,371
The whole town was basically
a mining operation.
399
00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:19,581
They bore out this mountain
like a grapefruit
400
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:23,239
and smelted everything into
cold-riveted selenium girders.
401
00:25:23,377 --> 00:25:24,896
Why would you make a steel beam
402
00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:27,450
out of an electro conductor
like selenium?
403
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:29,936
Right?
404
00:25:30,074 --> 00:25:31,454
Weird.
405
00:25:31,593 --> 00:25:33,871
Until one day,
406
00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:36,356
they were forced to close down
the whole enchilada.
407
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:37,564
Why?
408
00:25:39,221 --> 00:25:42,535
One by one,
miners who had worked for years
409
00:25:42,673 --> 00:25:46,435
began leaping down
the mine shaft to their death.
410
00:25:46,573 --> 00:25:48,264
They called it...
411
00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:51,026
[WHISPERS]
the Shandorian curse.
412
00:26:13,427 --> 00:26:14,774
PHOEBE:
Who built these?
413
00:26:14,912 --> 00:26:16,430
PODCAST:
Depends who you believe.
414
00:26:16,569 --> 00:26:19,123
One day, they just showed up
without explanation.
415
00:26:22,195 --> 00:26:23,576
Cool.
416
00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,788
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]
417
00:26:32,999 --> 00:26:35,518
[♪♪♪]
418
00:26:51,465 --> 00:26:53,571
What a shitbox.
419
00:26:56,091 --> 00:26:57,955
So, what's your podcast about?
420
00:26:58,093 --> 00:27:00,751
Oh, um, mostly mysteries
and the unknown,
421
00:27:00,889 --> 00:27:02,373
uh, conspiracy theories,
422
00:27:02,511 --> 00:27:04,513
the occasional
restaurant review.
423
00:27:04,651 --> 00:27:07,343
Well, maybe I could
check it out sometime.
424
00:27:07,481 --> 00:27:09,622
Really?
Yeah.
425
00:27:15,697 --> 00:27:18,458
The show really finds
its voice on Episode 46.
426
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,115
Okay.
427
00:27:20,253 --> 00:27:21,668
Uh, hey.
428
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:24,153
Look, this is totally cool
if this is a no.
429
00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:25,741
Uh, zero "presh."
430
00:27:25,879 --> 00:27:28,571
Uh, but, um...
431
00:27:28,710 --> 00:27:30,643
do you wanna be my lab partner?
432
00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:35,578
Well, I don't think
we're gonna be doing any labs,
433
00:27:35,717 --> 00:27:37,235
but yeah.
434
00:27:37,373 --> 00:27:38,996
Yeah, sure, I'd love to.
435
00:27:39,134 --> 00:27:41,205
Cool, cool. All right.
436
00:27:42,447 --> 00:27:43,690
Yeah.
437
00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:47,452
Well, this is me.
438
00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:49,213
The Dirt Farmer's house?
439
00:27:49,351 --> 00:27:52,872
Yeah, he was my grandfather. No way, dude!
440
00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:55,495
So you're just gonna walk in?[PHONE BEEPS]
441
00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:00,086
Are you recording me? Yeah, just in case
442
00:28:00,224 --> 00:28:02,088
your body's pulled apart
into tiny pieces
443
00:28:02,226 --> 00:28:04,297
by an unseen dark force.
444
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,957
All right. Bye.
445
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,043
[♪♪♪]
446
00:28:42,818 --> 00:28:45,131
[SOFTLY]
Okay, so this is happening.
447
00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,525
[WHIRRING]
448
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,122
Hello?
449
00:29:40,773 --> 00:29:43,672
[♪♪♪]
450
00:30:14,082 --> 00:30:15,669
[SNORING SOFTLY]
451
00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:23,677
[GASPS]
452
00:30:25,818 --> 00:30:26,818
[GROANS SOFTLY]
453
00:30:28,234 --> 00:30:30,857
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]
454
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,420
[♪♪♪]
455
00:31:23,737 --> 00:31:25,256
[WOMAN WHIMPERS, GRUNTING]
456
00:31:25,394 --> 00:31:27,293
[CHUCKY YELLS]WOMAN: No!
457
00:31:27,431 --> 00:31:29,847
[SCREAMS]
458
00:31:29,985 --> 00:31:32,160
CHUCKY:
Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?
459
00:31:32,298 --> 00:31:33,886
[WOMAN SCREAMS, CHUCKY YELLING]
460
00:31:36,543 --> 00:31:37,786
[PODCAST SIGHS]
461
00:31:37,924 --> 00:31:40,513
I need to know
what's lurking inside.
462
00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:43,965
No way. Killer replica.Totally.
463
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,622
A replica of what? A trap.
464
00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:49,417
A ghost trap.
465
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:55,321
Seriously? How do you of
all people not know about this?
466
00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:58,393
I'm ashamed. Oh, I was obsessed.
467
00:31:58,531 --> 00:32:01,879
New York in the '80s,
it was like The Walking Dead.
468
00:32:02,017 --> 00:32:03,674
Then it just stopped?
Mm-hm.
469
00:32:03,812 --> 00:32:06,539
I mean, there hasn't been
a ghost sighting in 30 years.
470
00:32:08,058 --> 00:32:09,438
[TRAP CREAKS]
471
00:32:13,063 --> 00:32:14,305
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
472
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,414
Wait a minute.
473
00:32:21,071 --> 00:32:22,520
This thing is real?
474
00:32:22,658 --> 00:32:24,039
Absolutely.Maybe.
475
00:32:25,316 --> 00:32:26,869
I found it in my living room.
476
00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:28,699
She lives on the Dirt Farm.
477
00:32:28,837 --> 00:32:30,459
Oh, the really spooky one?
478
00:32:30,597 --> 00:32:32,116
Yeah, the one
that says "dirt" on it.
479
00:32:33,738 --> 00:32:35,878
What happened in New York?
480
00:32:36,017 --> 00:32:38,364
GROOBERSON:
The whole city was freaking out.
481
00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:39,986
Then these physicists showed up
482
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:41,850
with these portable
proton accelerators
483
00:32:41,988 --> 00:32:43,852
and blew the roof off
of a Manhattan high-rise.
484
00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:45,474
[CROWD CHEERING]
485
00:32:45,612 --> 00:32:48,684
[♪♪♪]
486
00:32:48,822 --> 00:32:50,652
None of this rings a bell?
487
00:32:50,790 --> 00:32:52,619
It happened 20 years
before we were born.
488
00:32:52,757 --> 00:32:54,173
I believe it.
489
00:32:54,311 --> 00:32:55,726
CROWD [CHANTING]:
Ghostbusters!
490
00:32:55,864 --> 00:32:57,659
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
491
00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:03,768
I mean, your, uh, dad
never mentioned this?
492
00:33:03,906 --> 00:33:05,184
It's just my mom.
493
00:33:05,322 --> 00:33:07,427
Oh, just your mom. Oh.
494
00:33:07,565 --> 00:33:10,223
Um, cool.
495
00:33:10,361 --> 00:33:12,053
"Cool"?
496
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,193
I wonder if this still works.
497
00:33:15,642 --> 00:33:17,265
Should we open it?
498
00:33:19,819 --> 00:33:22,132
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
499
00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:25,135
[♪♪♪]
500
00:33:27,482 --> 00:33:28,759
Glasses.
501
00:33:28,897 --> 00:33:31,382
Two millimeters
of plastic eye protection?
502
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,728
Are you sure this is safe?
503
00:33:32,866 --> 00:33:33,902
Safe?
504
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,938
Heh, no.
505
00:33:36,077 --> 00:33:37,112
No.
506
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,734
History is safe.
507
00:33:38,872 --> 00:33:40,736
Geometry, that's safe.
508
00:33:42,014 --> 00:33:44,085
Science is all
509
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:46,915
particle accelerators
and hydrogen bombs.
510
00:33:47,053 --> 00:33:48,779
Science is giving yourself
the plague
511
00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:50,712
and gambling on the cure.
512
00:33:50,850 --> 00:33:52,196
Science is reckless.
513
00:33:52,334 --> 00:33:54,750
Totally! Yes!
It's punk rock.
514
00:33:54,888 --> 00:33:57,132
It's a safety pin
through the nipple of academia.
515
00:33:57,270 --> 00:34:00,480
Ouch. Fire it up.
516
00:34:00,618 --> 00:34:02,034
[ENGINE STARTS]
517
00:34:02,172 --> 00:34:03,725
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
518
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:08,212
[SIGHS]
519
00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:10,180
I've always wanted to do this.
520
00:34:10,318 --> 00:34:12,837
[♪♪♪]
521
00:34:45,111 --> 00:34:47,079
[GROWLS]
522
00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:48,390
[SCREAMS]
523
00:34:49,702 --> 00:34:52,601
[♪♪♪]
524
00:35:00,747 --> 00:35:01,747
[GHOST ROARS]
525
00:35:04,234 --> 00:35:06,167
Yes![CAR ALARMS BLARING]
526
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,169
Uh...
527
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,274
we should probably
get out of here.
528
00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:11,931
You're an adult.
529
00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:13,069
Yeah.
530
00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:15,314
And liable.
531
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,283
You know what this means, right?
532
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:22,183
Your grandfather
was a Ghostbuster.
533
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,012
Yes, I'm aware.
534
00:35:28,948 --> 00:35:31,847
[♪♪♪]
535
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,072
[RECORDER BEEPS]It has a door and windows,
536
00:35:50,211 --> 00:35:52,178
like any ordinary house.
537
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:53,973
But the distinct smell
of evil...
538
00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:55,837
[SNIFFS]
539
00:35:55,975 --> 00:35:57,735
[WHISPERS]
...is prominent.
540
00:35:57,873 --> 00:35:59,081
What are you doing?
541
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,670
Oh, um, giving a little color.
542
00:36:01,808 --> 00:36:03,155
Setting the mood.
543
00:36:03,293 --> 00:36:05,157
It's creepy.
I dig it.
544
00:36:09,161 --> 00:36:11,024
Wow.
545
00:36:11,163 --> 00:36:12,474
Cool.
546
00:36:14,027 --> 00:36:17,341
Whoa. Aztec death whistle.
547
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,481
It's designed
to ward off evil spirits.
548
00:36:19,619 --> 00:36:21,345
It's got
a really horrifying sound..
549
00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:23,623
[WHISTLE SCREECHING]
550
00:36:25,177 --> 00:36:26,212
What...?
551
00:36:28,283 --> 00:36:30,216
Um, what the hell is that?
552
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:32,253
Aztec death whistle.
Can I keep it?
553
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:34,634
Yes, please.
Just don't do that again.
554
00:36:37,085 --> 00:36:38,535
Hi.
555
00:36:38,673 --> 00:36:39,777
Hello again.
556
00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:43,367
You brought them home.
557
00:36:44,679 --> 00:36:46,991
It's a service I provide.Are...?
558
00:36:47,129 --> 00:36:49,718
Well, I'm also an escort.Mmm...?
559
00:36:49,856 --> 00:36:51,927
That came out wrong. Kind of.. Yep.
560
00:36:52,065 --> 00:36:53,722
The truth is,
I've always wondered
561
00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:56,622
what lurked
inside this haunt box.
562
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,107
Right. Well, the only thing
lurking inside here
563
00:36:59,245 --> 00:37:00,936
is my slowly dying soul.
564
00:37:01,074 --> 00:37:02,628
Is that what that smell is?
565
00:37:02,766 --> 00:37:05,320
Well, it's not dinner, so...
566
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:06,873
Well, all right.
567
00:37:07,011 --> 00:37:08,392
[GROOBERSON & CALLIE CHUCKLE]
568
00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:12,120
Um, would you... Sure.
569
00:37:12,258 --> 00:37:14,087
...like...?
Yeah.
570
00:37:14,226 --> 00:37:15,779
I don't have any food.
571
00:37:15,917 --> 00:37:17,021
It's fine.
Okay, tour.
572
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:18,368
Great.Great.
573
00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:21,612
CALLIE:
Here's the dining room.
574
00:37:25,858 --> 00:37:28,343
I think Grooberson's trying
to bone your mom.
575
00:37:31,243 --> 00:37:32,347
Oh.
576
00:37:33,590 --> 00:37:35,247
That doesn't bother you?
577
00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:37,145
No, of course it bothers me.
578
00:37:37,283 --> 00:37:40,666
I just don't exhibit emotions
the same way everyone else does.
579
00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:42,909
Inside, I'm vomiting.
580
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:48,569
Wait.
581
00:37:49,916 --> 00:37:51,470
Isn't this what we saw earlier?
582
00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:00,962
"The Sumerians believed
in a land of the dead,
583
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:05,863
"a dark and shadowy realm
within the bowels of the earth.
584
00:38:06,001 --> 00:38:11,041
"The souls of the dead are
ruled by a mighty god, Gozer,
585
00:38:11,179 --> 00:38:14,527
"and protected
by a powerful Gatekeeper
586
00:38:14,665 --> 00:38:17,979
"and Keymaster, in order
that Gozer might rise up
587
00:38:18,117 --> 00:38:20,361
"and walk the human plane again.
588
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:24,744
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster
must assume the form of beasts."
589
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:28,886
What did we let out?
590
00:38:29,024 --> 00:38:32,511
[FUNKADELIC'S
"CAN YOU GET TO THAT" PLAYING]
591
00:38:32,649 --> 00:38:34,375
Yum.
592
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,204
Has this ever
been cleaned before?
593
00:38:36,342 --> 00:38:37,688
Not by me.
594
00:38:37,826 --> 00:38:39,897
We're heading up the mountain.
595
00:38:41,727 --> 00:38:42,727
You coming?
596
00:38:56,189 --> 00:39:02,264
♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me ♪
597
00:39:02,403 --> 00:39:05,578
♪ I was one among many ♪
598
00:39:05,716 --> 00:39:09,099
♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪
599
00:39:09,237 --> 00:39:12,551
♪ Well, I read
An old quotation ♪
600
00:39:12,689 --> 00:39:15,726
♪ In a book just yesterday ♪
601
00:39:15,864 --> 00:39:18,936
♪ Said, "Gonna reap
Just what you sow ♪"
602
00:39:19,074 --> 00:39:22,043
♪ The debts you make
You have to pay" ♪
603
00:39:22,181 --> 00:39:23,769
[♪♪♪]
604
00:39:23,907 --> 00:39:27,531
Rivers are like
the moms of canyons.
605
00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,740
Basically,
when you think about it.
606
00:39:33,365 --> 00:39:34,607
[WIND WHISTLING]
607
00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:36,368
[BOARDS CREAKING]
608
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,922
[TREVOR EXHALES SHARPLY]
609
00:39:40,406 --> 00:39:41,856
[SIGHS]
610
00:39:47,033 --> 00:39:48,725
[SIGHS][CHUCKLES]
611
00:39:50,209 --> 00:39:52,107
Why'd you bring me up here?
612
00:39:54,109 --> 00:39:55,835
Entertainment value.
613
00:39:55,973 --> 00:39:57,837
Can you juggle?
614
00:39:57,975 --> 00:40:01,841
[GUNSHOT][ALL CHUCKLE]
615
00:40:01,979 --> 00:40:04,396
BOY: It's not funny.
What are you doing here
616
00:40:04,534 --> 00:40:05,949
in Summerville anyway?
617
00:40:08,641 --> 00:40:11,748
Honestly, my mom won't say it,
but we're broke.
618
00:40:11,886 --> 00:40:14,647
We got evicted, and the only
thing that's left in our name
619
00:40:14,785 --> 00:40:16,763
is this creepy, old farmhouse
our grandfather left us
620
00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:18,927
in the middle of nowhere.
621
00:40:19,065 --> 00:40:20,964
No offense.
622
00:40:21,102 --> 00:40:23,104
I'm not offended.
623
00:40:23,242 --> 00:40:25,071
This place is a dump.
624
00:40:27,453 --> 00:40:28,765
Then why do you live here?
625
00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:31,630
I'm fourth-generation dump,
so...
626
00:40:31,768 --> 00:40:32,769
Oh.
627
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,290
You think you'll ever leave?
628
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:43,296
I mean, if I don't,
what does that say about me?
629
00:40:43,435 --> 00:40:45,954
You don't have a car.[CHUCKLES]
630
00:40:47,024 --> 00:40:49,026
What the hell? Get out.
631
00:40:49,164 --> 00:40:51,719
[♪♪♪]
632
00:40:51,857 --> 00:40:52,961
[LOW RUMBLING]
633
00:40:54,446 --> 00:40:56,378
What is that?
634
00:40:56,517 --> 00:40:57,379
I don't know.
635
00:40:57,518 --> 00:41:02,005
GHOST:
Gozer.
636
00:41:11,255 --> 00:41:12,671
What was that?
637
00:41:12,809 --> 00:41:14,604
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
638
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,779
[ALL LAUGHING]
639
00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:21,127
BOY:
It's not funny.
640
00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:25,235
GROOBERSON:
What is this?
641
00:41:25,373 --> 00:41:28,480
That's a map. Yeah, I know it's a..
642
00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:31,137
A map. But this...
643
00:41:31,275 --> 00:41:34,175
This thing's ancient. It's
written in a kind of cuneiform.
644
00:41:34,313 --> 00:41:36,488
Oh, yeah?
645
00:41:36,626 --> 00:41:38,386
This is Summerville.
646
00:41:38,524 --> 00:41:40,595
That doesn't make sense. No, not at all.
647
00:41:40,733 --> 00:41:43,425
Summerville's not even 100
years old, but this is written
648
00:41:43,564 --> 00:41:45,204
in a language
from thousands of years ago.
649
00:41:45,324 --> 00:41:47,706
For all I know,
that's the language he spoke.
650
00:41:48,845 --> 00:41:50,674
That's it?
651
00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:52,400
You don't think
this is incredible
652
00:41:52,538 --> 00:41:54,540
and bizarre and fascinating?
653
00:41:56,887 --> 00:41:57,887
Can I have this?
654
00:41:57,992 --> 00:41:59,545
Yeah, sure. Weirdo.
655
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,030
That's how it starts.
First there's a map.
656
00:42:02,168 --> 00:42:03,722
Then you move
into a haunted house.
657
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:06,863
Then everyone's calling you
the Dirt Farmer.
658
00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:09,244
What about Phoebe?
Think she'd want any of this?
659
00:42:09,382 --> 00:42:12,593
Oh, I'm sure
Phoebe will find something.
660
00:42:12,731 --> 00:42:14,387
[WHIRRING]
661
00:42:14,526 --> 00:42:18,391
[♪♪♪]
662
00:42:18,530 --> 00:42:21,015
[GROOBERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY,
THEN CALLIE LAUGHS]
663
00:42:51,424 --> 00:42:52,564
[SIGHS]
664
00:43:02,194 --> 00:43:03,333
Hello?
665
00:43:09,408 --> 00:43:11,444
[MACHINE POWERING UP]
666
00:43:15,276 --> 00:43:16,449
[LIGHT RATTLING]
667
00:43:25,976 --> 00:43:27,426
[LATCH CLICKS]
668
00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:49,310
[♪♪♪]
669
00:44:12,126 --> 00:44:13,230
[GASPS]
670
00:44:59,725 --> 00:45:02,176
Two of the CRT emitters
are missing.
671
00:45:05,731 --> 00:45:07,284
[TOOLS RATTLE]
672
00:45:09,321 --> 00:45:10,529
Thanks.
673
00:45:26,614 --> 00:45:29,721
How on earth did you build
such a small cyclotron?
674
00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:34,518
Got it. You're a genius.
675
00:45:38,557 --> 00:45:40,110
Needle-nose pliers?
676
00:45:49,223 --> 00:45:52,157
Are you troubled by
strange noises in the night?
677
00:45:52,295 --> 00:45:53,917
Do you experience
feelings of dread
678
00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:55,332
in your basement or attic?
679
00:45:55,470 --> 00:45:56,955
PETER:
Have you or any of your family
680
00:45:57,093 --> 00:45:58,680
ever seen a spook, specter
or ghost?
681
00:45:58,819 --> 00:45:59,958
RAY:
If the answer is yes,
682
00:46:00,096 --> 00:46:01,614
don't wait another minute.
683
00:46:01,753 --> 00:46:03,996
Call the professionals. ALL: Ghostbusters.
684
00:46:04,134 --> 00:46:06,896
Our courteous and efficient
staff is on call 24 hours a day
685
00:46:07,034 --> 00:46:09,312
to serve all your
supernatural elimination needs.
686
00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:11,003
ALL:
We're ready to believe you.
687
00:46:11,141 --> 00:46:13,040
Hey, you're awake.
688
00:46:13,178 --> 00:46:15,249
What are you up to?
689
00:46:15,387 --> 00:46:16,595
Experiments.
690
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:18,700
Ugh, lame.
691
00:46:18,839 --> 00:46:21,013
Oh, you found popcorn.
692
00:46:22,774 --> 00:46:24,534
What kind of scientist
was Grandpa?
693
00:46:24,672 --> 00:46:26,708
The kind that repels loved ones.
694
00:46:28,158 --> 00:46:30,885
Maybe a physicist? Sure.
695
00:46:31,023 --> 00:46:34,647
So tomorrow I was thinking
of grabbing dinner with Gary.
696
00:46:36,339 --> 00:46:37,202
Who's Gary?
697
00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:38,928
Mr. Grooberson.
698
00:46:40,067 --> 00:46:42,724
His name is Gary Grooberson?
699
00:46:42,863 --> 00:46:44,830
You have a date
with Gary Grooberson.
700
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,280
It's just dinner.
701
00:46:46,418 --> 00:46:47,902
Good night, Phoebe.
702
00:46:49,593 --> 00:46:50,802
Don't be yourself.
703
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:52,355
[CHUCKLES]
704
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,636
[MOUSEPAD CLICKS]
705
00:47:02,054 --> 00:47:04,574
[♪♪♪]
706
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:20,901
Welcome to Rust City.
707
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,662
This is where they processed
all the raw selenium?
708
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,870
Yeah, I guess.
709
00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:28,356
[GRUNTS]
710
00:47:31,325 --> 00:47:32,395
Cool.
711
00:47:33,845 --> 00:47:35,191
How'd you know how to fix it?
712
00:47:35,329 --> 00:47:37,365
I mean, no offense,
but you are 12.
713
00:47:37,503 --> 00:47:40,541
I kind of met
my grandfather last night.
714
00:47:40,679 --> 00:47:42,784
He showed me what to do.
715
00:47:42,923 --> 00:47:46,167
No way. Was he, like,
howling and clanking chains?
716
00:47:46,305 --> 00:47:49,205
No. That would've been weird.Oh.
717
00:47:49,343 --> 00:47:50,482
Switch me on.
718
00:47:58,386 --> 00:48:00,354
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]
719
00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:18,061
[BEEPING SOFTLY]
720
00:48:19,511 --> 00:48:20,615
[SIGHS]
721
00:48:23,342 --> 00:48:24,342
[SIGHS]
722
00:48:31,488 --> 00:48:33,352
[HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING]
723
00:48:39,738 --> 00:48:41,705
Safety's off.
724
00:48:41,843 --> 00:48:42,914
[RECORDER BEEPS]
725
00:48:43,052 --> 00:48:44,467
Her feet are planted.
726
00:48:44,605 --> 00:48:46,227
Her face is poised.
727
00:48:46,365 --> 00:48:48,229
Will this be
the moment of her death?
728
00:48:48,367 --> 00:48:50,128
[WHISPERS]
Nobody knows.
729
00:48:57,790 --> 00:48:59,240
Yeah!
730
00:48:59,378 --> 00:49:00,241
[LAUGHS]
731
00:49:00,379 --> 00:49:01,587
Whoo!
732
00:49:06,489 --> 00:49:09,630
Oh, my gosh.
733
00:49:09,768 --> 00:49:11,804
That is the best thing
I've ever seen.
734
00:49:11,943 --> 00:49:13,461
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
735
00:49:17,810 --> 00:49:18,950
Did I hit it?
736
00:49:20,882 --> 00:49:23,230
You didn't hit it.
You destroyed it!
737
00:49:23,368 --> 00:49:26,336
It doesn't even exist anymore!
738
00:49:26,474 --> 00:49:27,717
My turn.
739
00:49:27,855 --> 00:49:29,822
[GHOST GROWLS, THEN GROANING]
740
00:49:33,033 --> 00:49:34,827
What was that?
741
00:49:34,966 --> 00:49:37,520
Probably a pigeon or something.
Give me the gun.
742
00:49:37,658 --> 00:49:39,971
[GROWLING, RUMBLING]
743
00:49:41,248 --> 00:49:42,974
What is that?
744
00:49:44,837 --> 00:49:45,977
Come on.
745
00:49:48,082 --> 00:49:49,497
PODCAST: Hold on.
746
00:49:49,635 --> 00:49:51,189
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]
747
00:49:51,327 --> 00:49:53,639
PHOEBE: You coming? I'm coming.
748
00:49:54,744 --> 00:49:55,987
[DOOR CLANGS OPEN]
749
00:50:09,414 --> 00:50:10,829
[DOOR SLAMS]
750
00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,520
[PODCAST GASPS]
751
00:50:12,658 --> 00:50:15,558
[♪♪♪]
752
00:50:17,318 --> 00:50:19,838
I gotta come back here
for my Halloween episode.
753
00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:48,211
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL,
THEN GRUNTING]
754
00:51:00,189 --> 00:51:02,225
[WAILING IN DISTANCE]
755
00:51:03,571 --> 00:51:05,711
[GHOST GRUNTING]
756
00:51:05,849 --> 00:51:07,368
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
757
00:51:07,506 --> 00:51:09,577
[GHOST CHOMPING, GRUNTING]
758
00:51:15,307 --> 00:51:16,619
[SOFTLY]
It's a ghost.
759
00:51:18,310 --> 00:51:21,348
A-aren't you just a little bit
freaked out right now?
760
00:51:21,486 --> 00:51:23,798
Overstimulation calms me.
761
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:31,082
[METAL CLANGS]
762
00:51:32,635 --> 00:51:33,843
[GRUNTS]
763
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,440
[ZIPPER UNZIPS][GHOST WAILS]
764
00:51:44,578 --> 00:51:46,959
[CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTING]
765
00:51:49,893 --> 00:51:52,931
Okay, okay, okay. What's that for?
766
00:51:53,069 --> 00:51:54,070
I have a plan.
767
00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:55,865
Wait!
768
00:51:56,003 --> 00:51:57,591
[WHISTLE SCREECHING][GASPS]
769
00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:05,633
[ROARS]
770
00:52:05,771 --> 00:52:07,256
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
771
00:52:11,536 --> 00:52:13,538
[SIGHS][PROTON PACK POWERS UP]
772
00:52:14,849 --> 00:52:16,368
[WAILING]
773
00:52:20,993 --> 00:52:22,478
Get the trap! Okay.
774
00:52:22,616 --> 00:52:25,239
[♪♪♪]
775
00:52:25,377 --> 00:52:27,034
[GHOST GRUNTING]
776
00:52:36,147 --> 00:52:37,907
I got him!
777
00:52:38,045 --> 00:52:39,184
Quick!
778
00:52:40,703 --> 00:52:43,154
Nuggets! Aah! Catch him!
779
00:52:43,292 --> 00:52:44,983
[ROARING]
780
00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:51,438
[SCREECHES]
781
00:52:56,132 --> 00:52:58,030
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]
782
00:53:00,619 --> 00:53:01,965
[SIGHS]
783
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,661
[SIGHS]
784
00:53:09,318 --> 00:53:10,733
Okay.
785
00:53:10,871 --> 00:53:12,907
[IGNITION CLICKING]
786
00:53:14,254 --> 00:53:16,187
Ugh, come on!
787
00:53:16,325 --> 00:53:17,602
[SIGHS]
788
00:53:19,604 --> 00:53:21,606
Come on, you can do this.[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
789
00:53:23,539 --> 00:53:25,265
[SIGHS]
790
00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:26,645
Come on, darling.
791
00:53:26,783 --> 00:53:29,717
[IGNITION CLICKS,
THEN ENGINE SPUTTERING]
792
00:53:31,754 --> 00:53:33,307
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
793
00:53:33,445 --> 00:53:34,445
Yes!
794
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,281
[BUZZCOCKS' "BOREDOM" PLAYING]
795
00:53:47,701 --> 00:53:49,427
Yes!
796
00:53:49,565 --> 00:53:52,947
♪ Well, I say what I mean ♪
797
00:53:53,085 --> 00:53:55,364
♪ I say what comes to my mind ♪
798
00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:58,090
♪ I never get around
To things ♪
799
00:53:58,229 --> 00:54:00,127
♪ I'm living
A straight, straight line ♪
800
00:54:00,265 --> 00:54:02,336
♪ You know me
I'm acting dumb ♪
801
00:54:02,474 --> 00:54:04,649
♪ You know the scene
Very humdrum ♪
802
00:54:04,787 --> 00:54:08,204
♪ Boredom, boredom ♪
803
00:54:08,342 --> 00:54:09,792
Shit!
804
00:54:12,967 --> 00:54:14,072
♪ Boredom ♪
805
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:21,079
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
806
00:54:23,633 --> 00:54:25,980
[PANTING]
807
00:54:26,118 --> 00:54:27,118
Hey.
808
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,261
Hey.
809
00:54:31,331 --> 00:54:33,436
This is Podcast.
810
00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,024
He.. He's my friend.
811
00:54:35,162 --> 00:54:37,268
You have a friend? You have a car?
812
00:54:38,338 --> 00:54:39,373
Yeah, it's a Cadillac.
813
00:54:39,511 --> 00:54:41,375
Hey, dude. We need a ride.
814
00:54:41,513 --> 00:54:43,688
Do you know how to
drive? PHOEBE: He doesn't.
815
00:54:43,826 --> 00:54:46,277
He failed his driver's test
three times.
816
00:54:46,415 --> 00:54:47,588
Get in the back.
817
00:54:52,628 --> 00:54:54,768
CALLIE: Thank you. It sounds crazy,
818
00:54:54,906 --> 00:54:57,391
but Oklahoma never had
earthquakes. For centuries.
819
00:54:57,529 --> 00:55:00,912
But then, between 2010 and 2016,
they had like a thousand.
820
00:55:01,050 --> 00:55:02,223
Oh, jeez, what happened?
821
00:55:02,362 --> 00:55:04,778
Oil and gas,
that's what happened.
822
00:55:04,916 --> 00:55:07,159
Yeah, they started pumping
millions of gallons
823
00:55:07,298 --> 00:55:10,335
of salinated water deep
into the Arbuckle Formation.
824
00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:12,164
And then the porous limestone...
825
00:55:15,029 --> 00:55:17,066
Are you drunk?
Or are you just really bored?
826
00:55:17,204 --> 00:55:19,344
Because I think
I can see you falling asleep.
827
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:22,347
Uh, I just have, uh,
an allergy to science.
828
00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:24,694
Uh-huh.
Have you tried Benadryl?
829
00:55:24,832 --> 00:55:27,214
I've tried, um,
whiskey. It's better than Benadryl.
830
00:55:27,352 --> 00:55:30,424
But science is amazing.
Science is pure.
831
00:55:30,562 --> 00:55:32,530
It's an absolute.
832
00:55:32,668 --> 00:55:34,704
I mean, it's an answer
to all the madness.
833
00:55:35,981 --> 00:55:37,397
Why don't you like science?
834
00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:40,676
Was, uh.. Was Phoebe's dad
a scientist, or...?
835
00:55:40,814 --> 00:55:42,885
Oh, gross. No.No?
836
00:55:43,023 --> 00:55:44,818
I'm making an assumption.
837
00:55:46,647 --> 00:55:48,546
What's his deal?
838
00:55:48,684 --> 00:55:50,548
Honestly, I don't...
It doesn't matter.
839
00:55:50,686 --> 00:55:54,172
He was fine with Trevor, but
with Phoebe, he just really..
840
00:55:54,310 --> 00:55:56,347
He couldn't connect
with her, so...
841
00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:59,660
Right. Well, he sounds
like a royal dirtbag.
842
00:55:59,798 --> 00:56:02,007
Oh, no, he was actually
just a very ordinary dirtbag.
843
00:56:02,145 --> 00:56:06,426
Well, hey, at least, uh,
Phoebe turned out okay, right?
844
00:56:06,564 --> 00:56:08,151
I hope so.
845
00:56:08,289 --> 00:56:09,567
I don't know.
846
00:56:09,705 --> 00:56:11,776
She really keeps me
on the outside.
847
00:56:11,914 --> 00:56:16,021
She's just an awkward,
nerdy kid, but she's awesome.
848
00:56:16,159 --> 00:56:18,092
I think she's great.
849
00:56:18,230 --> 00:56:20,405
I think you're great.
You're a great mom.
850
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,200
Yeah. You showed up. You win.
851
00:56:23,512 --> 00:56:25,065
I just wish she'd relax,
you know?
852
00:56:25,203 --> 00:56:28,309
Just get into some trouble.
There's plenty of time for that.
853
00:56:28,448 --> 00:56:30,104
Maybe she'll take up
pole dancing.
854
00:56:30,242 --> 00:56:33,970
She's not very coordinated. Oh,
I don't think that matters.
855
00:56:34,108 --> 00:56:36,525
[♪♪♪]
856
00:56:40,045 --> 00:56:41,806
So, what the hell is going on?
857
00:56:41,944 --> 00:56:44,256
In the 1980s,
New York City was attacked.
858
00:56:44,395 --> 00:56:46,500
I know
the Manhattan ghost stories.
859
00:56:46,638 --> 00:56:48,951
The stories are real. Yeah,
and so were the guys
860
00:56:49,089 --> 00:56:51,056
who climbed a building
and saved the world
861
00:56:51,194 --> 00:56:53,438
and fought back
an invading army of the undead.
862
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:56,061
Not to mention
a 100-foot marshmallow man.
863
00:56:59,202 --> 00:57:01,550
Our grandfather
was Egon Spengler.
864
00:57:01,688 --> 00:57:02,965
He was a Ghostbuster.
865
00:57:03,103 --> 00:57:04,794
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]:
All units,
866
00:57:04,932 --> 00:57:07,418
we're getting reports of,
well, some kind of animal
867
00:57:07,556 --> 00:57:09,972
taking a bite
out of Steve Fletcher's truck.
868
00:57:10,110 --> 00:57:12,457
Apparently, he almost took
the whole tailgate off?
869
00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,666
Muncher.Muncher.
870
00:57:14,804 --> 00:57:17,704
[♪♪♪]
871
00:57:36,585 --> 00:57:39,277
What should I be looking for? Evidence.
872
00:57:54,982 --> 00:57:56,639
Can you stop breathing
in my ear?
873
00:57:56,777 --> 00:57:58,227
No.
874
00:57:58,365 --> 00:57:59,849
You guys,
this is kind of stupid.
875
00:57:59,987 --> 00:58:02,507
Are you sure you didn't see,
like, a raccoon
876
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,096
or, like, a possum?
877
00:58:05,234 --> 00:58:06,234
There!
878
00:58:06,269 --> 00:58:07,581
[SNORTS, CHOMPING]
879
00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:11,999
Is that a...?
880
00:58:12,137 --> 00:58:13,829
PODCAST:
Free-floating metal muncher.
881
00:58:13,967 --> 00:58:14,968
Definitely Class Five.
882
00:58:15,106 --> 00:58:17,142
Okay, uh, what do we do?
883
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,972
[WHISPERS]
Let's get him.
884
00:58:19,110 --> 00:58:20,456
What?
885
00:58:20,594 --> 00:58:21,802
Let me get a photo first.
886
00:58:25,185 --> 00:58:26,324
Guys?
887
00:58:26,462 --> 00:58:27,808
TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa![GASPS]
888
00:58:29,327 --> 00:58:31,363
Whoa. It has a gunner seat?
889
00:58:38,198 --> 00:58:39,717
[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
890
00:58:39,855 --> 00:58:41,270
[CREAKS][ROARS]
891
00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:44,470
Go, go, go![PROTON PACK POWERING UP]
892
00:58:44,515 --> 00:58:46,551
[TIRES SCREECHING]Whoa!
893
00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:49,554
[♪♪♪]
894
00:58:52,523 --> 00:58:53,765
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]
895
00:58:53,903 --> 00:58:55,422
[PROTON GUN BEEPING]
896
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,699
[WAILS]
897
00:59:01,670 --> 00:59:02,981
PODCAST: Whoa![GASPS]
898
00:59:12,197 --> 00:59:13,716
[SCREAMS]
899
00:59:14,890 --> 00:59:16,926
[GRUNTS][WAILING]
900
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,655
[LAUGHING]
901
00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:23,863
What the...?
902
00:59:27,074 --> 00:59:29,421
[GRUNTING]
903
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:30,837
Uh...
904
00:59:30,975 --> 00:59:32,735
[ENGINE REVVING]
905
00:59:34,116 --> 00:59:35,738
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
906
00:59:38,638 --> 00:59:39,639
[GROANING]
907
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:42,227
Yes! Trap him!
908
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,211
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
909
01:00:05,872 --> 01:00:07,252
[HORN HONKING]
910
01:00:07,390 --> 01:00:08,944
[ROARS]
911
01:00:09,082 --> 01:00:10,290
Come on, keep it straight.
912
01:00:10,428 --> 01:00:11,912
You try driving this thing.[SIGHS]
913
01:00:15,606 --> 01:00:17,124
Left, left, left![GRUNTING]
914
01:00:17,262 --> 01:00:18,643
[TIRES SCREECHING]
915
01:00:31,276 --> 01:00:32,933
[GRUNTING]
916
01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:36,627
Ready! Trap him already!
917
01:00:36,765 --> 01:00:38,732
Three, two..Three, two, one..
918
01:00:38,870 --> 01:00:40,769
[HORN HONKING][GASPS, THEN SCREAMS]
919
01:00:45,325 --> 01:00:46,671
[HORN BLARES]
920
01:00:48,293 --> 01:00:49,847
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
921
01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,815
♪ On the road again... ♪
922
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,230
[PEOPLE GASPING]
923
01:00:55,646 --> 01:00:57,164
[TIRES SCREECHING]
924
01:01:00,581 --> 01:01:01,686
[SIGHS]
925
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,515
Oh, my God, what just happened?
926
01:01:03,654 --> 01:01:05,552
[ALL PANTING]
927
01:01:05,690 --> 01:01:07,450
He's heading for the mountain.
928
01:01:07,588 --> 01:01:09,211
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]
929
01:01:09,349 --> 01:01:12,283
[♪♪♪]
930
01:01:20,532 --> 01:01:22,396
Closer.Okay.
931
01:01:22,534 --> 01:01:24,019
I'm in range.
932
01:01:46,386 --> 01:01:47,767
[BEEPING]
933
01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:49,251
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]
934
01:01:53,186 --> 01:01:54,566
[SQUEALING]
935
01:01:54,705 --> 01:01:56,120
She got him!
936
01:02:07,545 --> 01:02:09,547
Whatever we're doing,
we have to do it now.
937
01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:12,412
Come on!
938
01:02:14,517 --> 01:02:16,209
[SHRIEKING]
939
01:02:24,217 --> 01:02:25,080
[WHOOPS]
940
01:02:25,218 --> 01:02:26,081
Yes! Yeah!
941
01:02:26,219 --> 01:02:27,461
Bridge!
942
01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:28,635
[ALL SCREAMING]
943
01:02:44,409 --> 01:02:46,204
[ALL GASP]
944
01:02:46,342 --> 01:02:48,759
[♪♪♪]
945
01:02:53,142 --> 01:02:54,281
What was that?
946
01:02:54,419 --> 01:02:56,180
I think we just caught a ghost.
947
01:03:01,323 --> 01:03:02,324
Ugh!
948
01:03:02,462 --> 01:03:03,462
Sorry.
949
01:03:05,223 --> 01:03:07,122
I was here last night.
950
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:10,125
[♪♪♪]
951
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,756
TREVOR:
Does any of this bother you?
952
01:03:21,653 --> 01:03:22,758
What do you mean?
953
01:03:22,896 --> 01:03:25,036
Dude, your grandfather
was a legend.
954
01:03:25,174 --> 01:03:27,590
You can literally be
anything you want.
955
01:03:27,728 --> 01:03:30,524
Like a influencer or a DJ.
956
01:03:30,662 --> 01:03:32,699
It was easier when I thought
he went nuts.
957
01:03:32,837 --> 01:03:34,183
He didn't go nuts.Exactly.
958
01:03:34,321 --> 01:03:35,460
So why did he leave Mom?
959
01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:39,879
[SIREN WAILS]
960
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:42,433
Oh, no, no, no.
961
01:03:42,571 --> 01:03:44,228
We're screwed.
We're so screwed.
962
01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:46,609
What do we do? I say we fight.
963
01:03:46,747 --> 01:03:49,129
What? No.
Just check the glove box.
964
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:54,341
License and registration.
965
01:03:55,756 --> 01:03:57,448
TREVOR:
We were on that big mountain,
966
01:03:57,586 --> 01:04:00,692
and I went to go hang out with
this girl in this mining cage.
967
01:04:00,831 --> 01:04:03,419
All of a sudden, it started
shaking, like an earthquake.
968
01:04:03,557 --> 01:04:04,904
And there were lights,
969
01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:07,389
and then I looked down
in this giant hole.
970
01:04:07,527 --> 01:04:09,598
Inside of it,
right in the middle of it,
971
01:04:09,736 --> 01:04:12,877
was either a person
or a reptile..
972
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:14,775
Are you even paying attention?
973
01:04:14,914 --> 01:04:17,054
Yeah. I'm just excited
we're in jail.
974
01:04:18,676 --> 01:04:22,853
I thought I heard something
say, "Gozer."
975
01:04:22,991 --> 01:04:26,511
He speaks the truth.
I was there.
976
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:31,447
Hey. Hi. How...?
What brings you here?
977
01:04:31,585 --> 01:04:34,174
Actually, you could help me
with hiding something.
978
01:04:34,312 --> 01:04:35,727
Yeah, yeah. Do you have priors?
979
01:04:35,866 --> 01:04:37,306
'Cause they'll charge you
as a minor.
980
01:04:37,384 --> 01:04:38,696
You'll get two years. Max.
981
01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:40,422
Two? I'll visit you, okay?
982
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:41,872
Lucky.
983
01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:44,115
Quit messing with my inmates.
984
01:04:44,253 --> 01:04:45,772
Sorry, Dad.
985
01:04:47,015 --> 01:04:48,464
"Dad." So you're just...
986
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,090
Waiting for my ride. Yeah.
987
01:04:53,228 --> 01:04:55,299
But you look good behind bars.
988
01:04:56,610 --> 01:04:59,717
Hey. Don't we get a phone call?
989
01:04:59,855 --> 01:05:00,925
Sure you do.
990
01:05:03,548 --> 01:05:04,756
Who you gonna call?
991
01:05:07,483 --> 01:05:08,553
Make it quick.
992
01:05:08,691 --> 01:05:11,073
[♪♪♪]
993
01:05:16,389 --> 01:05:17,977
Do you experience
feelings of dread
994
01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,564
in your basement or attic?
995
01:05:22,982 --> 01:05:24,293
Have you or any of your family
996
01:05:24,431 --> 01:05:26,364
ever seen a spook, specter,
or ghost?
997
01:05:28,884 --> 01:05:31,335
If the answer is yes,
then don't wait another minute.
998
01:05:31,473 --> 01:05:33,647
Pick up your phone
and call the professionals.
999
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:38,894
[RINGING]
1000
01:05:49,456 --> 01:05:50,699
[GROWLS]
1001
01:05:52,425 --> 01:05:53,874
Ray's Occult, and we're closed.
1002
01:05:54,013 --> 01:05:56,360
PHOEBE:
Wait! I only get
one phone call.
1003
01:05:56,498 --> 01:05:57,775
I'm...
1004
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:00,951
in prison. Hmm.
1005
01:06:01,089 --> 01:06:03,712
The slammer, huh?
I've been there myself.
1006
01:06:03,850 --> 01:06:05,956
I'm not a lawyer,
but I'm listening.
1007
01:06:07,785 --> 01:06:09,890
Are you Ray Stantz,
the Ghostbuster?
1008
01:06:10,029 --> 01:06:12,755
And now I'm hanging up. Hang on. Please.
1009
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:17,001
I.. I'm calling
about Egon Spengler.
1010
01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:24,077
Egon Spengler can rot in hell.
1011
01:06:29,117 --> 01:06:31,291
He died last week.
1012
01:06:35,088 --> 01:06:36,088
[SIGHS]
1013
01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:37,366
Oh, man.
1014
01:06:39,817 --> 01:06:41,094
No kidding.
1015
01:06:43,855 --> 01:06:45,547
Weren't you two friends?
1016
01:06:45,685 --> 01:06:47,342
That was a long time ago.
1017
01:06:48,515 --> 01:06:50,172
What happened to you guys?
1018
01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:52,209
[SIGHS, SCOFFS]
1019
01:06:52,347 --> 01:06:56,178
Oh, well, look, when we started,
busting ghosts was a gas.
1020
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:59,699
The economy was good.
Reagan years.
1021
01:06:59,837 --> 01:07:01,425
People believed in us.
1022
01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:04,462
Then things got slow,
hauntings got thin.
1023
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,362
Venkman thought
we did our job too well.
1024
01:07:08,777 --> 01:07:11,573
We could barely keep up
our mortgage.
1025
01:07:11,711 --> 01:07:13,540
Some actor bought up
most of Tribeca,
1026
01:07:13,678 --> 01:07:15,094
and we lost the firehouse.
1027
01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:16,681
It's a Starbucks now.
1028
01:07:18,028 --> 01:07:20,099
So then you all
just walked away?
1029
01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:22,066
Peter went back to academia.
1030
01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:24,689
He's at SUNY Cortland now.
He's a professor emeritus.
1031
01:07:24,827 --> 01:07:27,416
He teaches advertising
and promotion.
1032
01:07:27,554 --> 01:07:28,900
Winston went into finance.
1033
01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:30,902
He worked hard,
coined a fortune and..
1034
01:07:31,041 --> 01:07:32,042
And I'm here.
1035
01:07:33,767 --> 01:07:36,943
Well, what about Egon? Well,
he wasn't helping.
1036
01:07:37,081 --> 01:07:40,429
We went from ten calls a week
to one if we were lucky.
1037
01:07:40,567 --> 01:07:41,913
Egon started to tell people
1038
01:07:42,052 --> 01:07:43,812
that their ghost problems
didn't matter
1039
01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:45,341
because the world
was coming to an end.
1040
01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:47,264
He got spooky. Freaked me out.
1041
01:07:47,402 --> 01:07:48,644
One morning, I go to work
1042
01:07:48,782 --> 01:07:50,681
and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac,
is gone,
1043
01:07:50,819 --> 01:07:53,684
his neutrona thrower,
collider pack, all the traps,
1044
01:07:53,822 --> 01:07:56,238
16 ounces of fuel isotope,
all gone!
1045
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,446
He cleaned us out.
1046
01:07:58,551 --> 01:08:00,070
Now we were the dead ones.
1047
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:02,002
Don't you think he had a reason?
1048
01:08:02,141 --> 01:08:04,350
He phoned me
about ten years later,
1049
01:08:04,488 --> 01:08:06,455
some small town in Oklahoma.
1050
01:08:06,593 --> 01:08:08,802
He kept rambling
about "the rising storm"
1051
01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:10,528
and "the huge psychic tornado"
1052
01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:14,463
that was gonna "consume
humanity in darkness forever."
1053
01:08:14,601 --> 01:08:16,638
[SIGHS]
And, kid, I wanted to believe.
1054
01:08:16,776 --> 01:08:18,812
You don't understand.
There is this mountain
1055
01:08:18,950 --> 01:08:20,642
and it has these
ancient carvings..
1056
01:08:20,780 --> 01:08:22,471
Kid, there are
a lot of mountains
1057
01:08:22,609 --> 01:08:23,955
with ancient carvings.
1058
01:08:25,198 --> 01:08:26,993
Take a little advice.
1059
01:08:27,131 --> 01:08:28,822
Don't go chasing ghosts.
1060
01:08:31,170 --> 01:08:33,482
Egon Spengler
was my grandfather.
1061
01:08:34,966 --> 01:08:35,966
Time's up.
1062
01:08:37,314 --> 01:08:38,177
Hey, hello?
1063
01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:39,316
[CLICKING SWITCH HOOK]
1064
01:08:45,011 --> 01:08:46,840
Where are my kids? They're in the lockup.
1065
01:08:46,978 --> 01:08:48,877
My children are not criminals.
1066
01:08:49,015 --> 01:08:51,707
Sure they're not.
Driving without a license.
1067
01:08:51,845 --> 01:08:55,125
Expired registration.
Speeding.
1068
01:08:55,263 --> 01:08:57,368
They can't be the first
to go joyriding.
1069
01:08:57,506 --> 01:09:00,060
No, they are not.
But they are the first
1070
01:09:00,199 --> 01:09:03,305
to destroy half of Main Street
with whatever that thing is.
1071
01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:04,548
Whoa!
1072
01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:10,416
Sorry. What were you thinking?
1073
01:09:10,554 --> 01:09:14,351
You know, you two could have
really hurt yourselves.
1074
01:09:16,146 --> 01:09:17,664
Hey. I'm Gary.
1075
01:09:17,802 --> 01:09:19,321
SHERIFF:
You process them out yet?
1076
01:09:23,981 --> 01:09:25,672
Did you catch anything?
1077
01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:26,811
It's inside the trap.
1078
01:09:26,949 --> 01:09:28,641
Right now? Yes.
1079
01:09:28,779 --> 01:09:30,860
Let's go. You were supposed
to look after her this summer.
1080
01:09:30,884 --> 01:09:32,541
I was? Not you. Him.
1081
01:09:32,679 --> 01:09:33,922
This was her idea.
1082
01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:36,200
But what about our stuff?
The Ecto-1?
1083
01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:39,341
Everything will remain nice
and safe in our impound locker.
1084
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,241
No! We need it. Phoebe, let's go.
1085
01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:44,346
We caught a ghost
tonight.[SHERIFF CHUCKLES]
1086
01:09:44,484 --> 01:09:47,142
Dirt Farmer's family. It's true.
1087
01:09:48,661 --> 01:09:50,076
And there will be more.
1088
01:09:50,214 --> 01:09:52,768
You're starting to sound
like your lunatic grandfather.
1089
01:09:54,529 --> 01:09:57,808
[POWERING UP]Phoebe! She didn't mean it.
1090
01:09:57,946 --> 01:10:00,051
You wanna spend the night
in my jail?
1091
01:10:00,190 --> 01:10:02,571
[♪♪♪]
1092
01:10:04,987 --> 01:10:06,679
You can.. You can keep it.
1093
01:10:11,339 --> 01:10:12,857
Go. Now.
1094
01:10:16,102 --> 01:10:19,105
Trevor. I'll see you at work.
1095
01:10:19,243 --> 01:10:20,520
Yeah. See you.
1096
01:10:22,350 --> 01:10:23,350
Hey.
1097
01:10:41,852 --> 01:10:42,991
All right, you guys.
1098
01:10:43,129 --> 01:10:44,475
Remember that..[CALLIE SCOFFS]
1099
01:10:44,613 --> 01:10:45,752
Yeah, you got it.
1100
01:10:47,513 --> 01:10:48,721
[CHUCKLES]
1101
01:10:52,621 --> 01:10:54,313
I'm sorry the night
went sideways.
1102
01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:56,832
No. I-I had a blast.
1103
01:10:56,970 --> 01:10:59,318
Why don't we just pick it up
tomorrow night, same time.
1104
01:10:59,456 --> 01:11:02,010
You really want more of
this? Are you kidding me?
1105
01:11:02,148 --> 01:11:05,220
We had kung pao shrimp.
We went to jail.
1106
01:11:05,358 --> 01:11:08,637
I don't know how we're gonna
top this. This is a home run.
1107
01:11:08,775 --> 01:11:10,260
[CHUCKLES]
1108
01:11:12,227 --> 01:11:15,334
Um, my life is a dumpster fire.
1109
01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:18,785
I love dumpster fires.
You should see my apartment.
1110
01:11:18,923 --> 01:11:21,823
I don't mean now.
Or a-anytime soon.
1111
01:11:21,961 --> 01:11:25,275
You don't want to..
I'd need to clean..
1112
01:11:25,413 --> 01:11:28,381
This is moving way too fast.
You gotta just relax.
1113
01:11:30,141 --> 01:11:32,351
The kids hungry?
They want some of this, uh,
1114
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,629
unrefrigerated shrimp?
1115
01:11:34,767 --> 01:11:37,632
[DOOR CLOSES][FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1116
01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:49,609
We're barely hanging on
here. You don't understand.
1117
01:11:49,747 --> 01:11:51,301
I understand
you drove around town,
1118
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,130
destroying expensive property.
1119
01:11:54,821 --> 01:11:57,376
Don't you think your father
came out here for a reason?
1120
01:11:57,514 --> 01:11:58,894
No.
1121
01:11:59,032 --> 01:12:01,725
No. I think
he was a sad old man
1122
01:12:01,863 --> 01:12:04,106
who turned his back
on his family, his partners.
1123
01:12:04,244 --> 01:12:07,731
And for what? For a stupid farm
in a town nobody cares about.
1124
01:12:07,869 --> 01:12:10,181
Where, by the way,
everybody thought he was nuts.
1125
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,356
Yeah, great decision, Dad.
1126
01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:16,602
He was special.
He loved science, like me.
1127
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:19,363
Why didn't you tell me my
grandfather was Egon Spengler?
1128
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,401
[♪♪♪]
1129
01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:26,508
Hey, I'm glad you found yourself
here. I really am.
1130
01:12:28,855 --> 01:12:30,167
But all I see are reminders
1131
01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:32,652
that I didn't mean a thing
to him.
1132
01:12:32,790 --> 01:12:34,447
He never cared about me.
1133
01:12:41,385 --> 01:12:43,076
He's not nuts.
1134
01:12:43,214 --> 01:12:45,734
Well, then he's an asshole.
1135
01:12:47,149 --> 01:12:49,048
Welcome to the family.
1136
01:12:49,186 --> 01:12:52,085
[♪♪♪]
1137
01:12:57,712 --> 01:13:00,093
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
1138
01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:11,795
[GROWLS]
1139
01:13:16,903 --> 01:13:18,388
[WHOOSHES]
1140
01:13:29,191 --> 01:13:30,192
Yeah.
1141
01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:38,960
[WOMAN SCREAMS][GLASS SHATTERS]
1142
01:13:45,829 --> 01:13:47,037
Jamoca.
1143
01:13:48,245 --> 01:13:49,833
There we go.
1144
01:13:49,971 --> 01:13:51,973
Strawberry, red velvet...
1145
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:54,631
Blue velvet?
1146
01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:56,287
[CHUCKLES]
1147
01:13:57,565 --> 01:13:59,290
[RUSTLING]
1148
01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,688
[YAWNS]
1149
01:14:28,975 --> 01:14:30,011
[COOS HAPPILY]
1150
01:14:30,149 --> 01:14:31,668
[GROANS]
1151
01:14:36,155 --> 01:14:37,570
[CHUCKLES]
1152
01:14:50,963 --> 01:14:52,861
Aah! Ah.
1153
01:14:52,999 --> 01:14:54,863
[ALL CHITTERING]
1154
01:15:16,126 --> 01:15:17,126
Oh, God.
1155
01:15:18,162 --> 01:15:20,544
[♪♪♪]
1156
01:15:52,645 --> 01:15:54,716
[WHOOPS, LAUGHS]
1157
01:15:56,097 --> 01:15:57,995
[CONTINUES WHOOPING]
1158
01:16:03,345 --> 01:16:05,244
[SNARLING]
1159
01:16:18,982 --> 01:16:21,087
[MARSHMALLOWS CHITTERING]
1160
01:16:23,089 --> 01:16:24,988
[GROWLING]
1161
01:16:35,205 --> 01:16:36,068
Hey..
1162
01:16:36,206 --> 01:16:37,587
[SCREAMS]
1163
01:16:38,518 --> 01:16:40,728
[♪♪♪]
1164
01:17:04,544 --> 01:17:05,649
[YELPS]
1165
01:17:06,857 --> 01:17:08,548
[WHIMPERING]
1166
01:17:10,136 --> 01:17:11,793
[AIR HISSING]
1167
01:17:13,968 --> 01:17:15,383
[ROARS]
1168
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:24,185
TREVOR:
Okay, so, what exactly
is happening with the map?
1169
01:17:24,323 --> 01:17:26,497
See the concentric circles
around the mountain?
1170
01:17:26,636 --> 01:17:27,671
No.
1171
01:17:29,052 --> 01:17:31,744
Do you see the circles? Yes.
1172
01:17:31,882 --> 01:17:34,367
Something's happening
inside that old mine.
1173
01:17:34,505 --> 01:17:37,198
Yeah. I know that.
It's pretty obvious.
1174
01:17:37,336 --> 01:17:39,303
So I did some digging
on the word you heard
1175
01:17:39,441 --> 01:17:40,441
in the mountain. "Gozer."
1176
01:17:40,511 --> 01:17:41,512
You did some digging?
1177
01:17:41,651 --> 01:17:43,066
Gozer was a Sumerian god
1178
01:17:43,204 --> 01:17:44,757
who once walked
amongst the living.
1179
01:17:44,895 --> 01:17:47,035
A soul-eating,
flame-dripping deity of evil.
1180
01:17:47,173 --> 01:17:48,658
And I think it wants back.
1181
01:17:48,796 --> 01:17:50,107
Here?
1182
01:17:50,245 --> 01:17:52,282
I know.
I would've picked Orlando.
1183
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:54,664
What does the name Ivo Shandor
mean to you guys?
1184
01:17:54,802 --> 01:17:57,701
Ivo Shandor?
He built this whole town.
1185
01:17:57,839 --> 01:18:01,187
He built the mine, foundry,
the school, library.
1186
01:18:01,325 --> 01:18:03,362
His name is on everything. That's tacky.
1187
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:05,571
In New York, he created
an apartment building
1188
01:18:05,709 --> 01:18:08,263
made out of selenium girders,
mined from right here.
1189
01:18:08,401 --> 01:18:10,887
On that same rooftop is
where our grandfather fought
1190
01:18:11,025 --> 01:18:13,544
to keep a horde of ghosts
from entering our dimension.
1191
01:18:13,683 --> 01:18:16,858
Phoebe, what exactly
is happening here?
1192
01:18:16,996 --> 01:18:19,689
I can only think of one way
for us to find out.
1193
01:18:20,828 --> 01:18:23,209
[ELEVATOR RUMBLING]
1194
01:18:26,385 --> 01:18:28,318
[WHIRRING, CREAKING]
1195
01:18:32,529 --> 01:18:35,739
So, what do a cigarette
and hamster have in common?
1196
01:18:37,983 --> 01:18:40,571
What? They're both harmless
1197
01:18:40,710 --> 01:18:43,264
until you stick one in your
mouth and light it on fire.
1198
01:18:43,402 --> 01:18:44,610
[SNORTS]
1199
01:18:46,025 --> 01:18:47,613
TREVOR:
The worst time.
1200
01:18:47,751 --> 01:18:50,167
[♪♪♪]
1201
01:19:11,602 --> 01:19:12,742
Hey, guys, look.
1202
01:19:38,802 --> 01:19:39,802
TREVOR:
Is that her?
1203
01:19:41,391 --> 01:19:42,944
Is that Gozer?
1204
01:19:43,082 --> 01:19:45,326
PHOEBE:
Gozer isn't he or she.
1205
01:19:45,464 --> 01:19:48,122
Pretty woke for 3000 BC.
1206
01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:49,813
TREVOR:
Everyone watch their steps.
1207
01:19:51,504 --> 01:19:52,643
Another hole?
1208
01:19:55,301 --> 01:19:57,614
TREVOR:
I wonder where
this one leads to.
1209
01:19:57,752 --> 01:19:59,133
A sacrificial death pit.
1210
01:20:00,444 --> 01:20:01,860
What were they sacrificing?
1211
01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:03,723
Virgins, probably.
1212
01:20:03,862 --> 01:20:06,312
Tough luck for you, dude.
Sorry.
1213
01:20:06,450 --> 01:20:09,212
Well, statistically,
most 15-year-olds are virgins.
1214
01:20:09,350 --> 01:20:11,007
Shh! Oh...
1215
01:20:11,145 --> 01:20:13,595
Fifteen? You're 15?
1216
01:20:15,114 --> 01:20:16,529
I'll be 16 in February.
1217
01:20:16,667 --> 01:20:18,255
It's June.
1218
01:20:19,843 --> 01:20:21,465
What are those holes
in the wall?
1219
01:20:25,573 --> 01:20:26,816
They're vacancies.
1220
01:20:28,472 --> 01:20:30,923
If this is a tomb,
where are all the bodies?
1221
01:20:32,338 --> 01:20:33,443
Found one.
1222
01:20:34,789 --> 01:20:35,963
Oh.
1223
01:20:43,625 --> 01:20:46,214
What? Oh, my God.
1224
01:20:46,352 --> 01:20:48,320
Is he sleeping?
1225
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,322
Dude, he's in a coffin.
1226
01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:55,085
PODCAST:
It's Ivo Shandor.
He's been in here for 75 years?
1227
01:20:55,223 --> 01:20:56,604
He looks fantastic.
1228
01:20:56,742 --> 01:20:59,400
You know when you die,
your fingernails keep growing.
1229
01:20:59,538 --> 01:21:01,540
Not true.
Your skin just shrinks.
1230
01:21:01,678 --> 01:21:03,680
PHOEBE:
Something was coming
and he knew it.
1231
01:21:06,821 --> 01:21:08,167
I think these are years.
1232
01:21:10,238 --> 01:21:11,412
1883.
1233
01:21:13,310 --> 01:21:14,864
The Krakatoa eruption.
1234
01:21:15,002 --> 01:21:17,487
The most violent volcanic
activity in human history.
1235
01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:19,903
TREVOR:
What happened in 1908?
1236
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:22,802
PODCAST:
Probably the Tunguska blast
over Siberia.
1237
01:21:22,941 --> 01:21:24,045
1945.
1238
01:21:25,426 --> 01:21:26,599
What didn't happen?
1239
01:21:27,946 --> 01:21:29,879
1984.
1240
01:21:30,017 --> 01:21:31,742
Ghosts attack New York City.
1241
01:21:31,881 --> 01:21:33,468
The Manhattan Crossrip.
1242
01:21:41,442 --> 01:21:44,479
It's a countdown. Like a prophecy?
1243
01:21:44,617 --> 01:21:45,929
Do you guys hear that?
1244
01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:48,449
[SNARLING IN DISTANCE]
1245
01:21:57,527 --> 01:21:58,631
Yeah, I do.
1246
01:22:05,984 --> 01:22:08,227
I think it's coming
from the death pit.
1247
01:22:13,301 --> 01:22:14,406
[WHIMPERS]
1248
01:22:21,447 --> 01:22:23,933
[SNARLING INTENSIFIES]
1249
01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,144
Phoebe.
1250
01:22:35,772 --> 01:22:37,291
[WEAPON POWERING UP]
1251
01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:44,574
[RUMBLING]
1252
01:22:44,712 --> 01:22:45,712
Phoebe!
1253
01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:52,271
The earthquakes.
1254
01:22:52,409 --> 01:22:53,583
[GASPS][SCREAMS]
1255
01:22:55,999 --> 01:22:58,726
Oh, my gosh!
Phoebe!
1256
01:22:58,864 --> 01:23:00,935
VOICE [WHISPERING]:
Phoebe.
1257
01:23:05,388 --> 01:23:08,494
Phoebe.
1258
01:23:29,964 --> 01:23:31,621
I think he's alive.
1259
01:23:31,759 --> 01:23:34,658
Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah.
1260
01:23:34,796 --> 01:23:36,039
Are you? Yeah.
1261
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:42,701
TREVOR:
Pheebs, what's wrong?
1262
01:23:42,839 --> 01:23:44,185
PHOEBE:
He was right all along.
1263
01:23:45,566 --> 01:23:48,431
LUCKY: What do you mean? Our grandfather.
1264
01:23:48,569 --> 01:23:51,123
He was right here.
He built this.
1265
01:23:51,261 --> 01:23:53,781
He was standing guard,
even when no one believed him.
1266
01:23:56,025 --> 01:23:58,199
He sacrificed everything.
1267
01:23:58,337 --> 01:23:59,787
His life.
1268
01:24:01,030 --> 01:24:02,203
His friends.
1269
01:24:05,482 --> 01:24:06,482
Us.
1270
01:24:11,454 --> 01:24:12,454
Bummer.
1271
01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:15,940
Dude.
1272
01:24:18,599 --> 01:24:20,256
We need to tell Mom.
1273
01:24:20,394 --> 01:24:21,464
CALLIE:
Phoebe?
1274
01:24:23,466 --> 01:24:24,466
Pheebs?
1275
01:24:29,403 --> 01:24:31,267
[♪♪♪]
1276
01:24:36,065 --> 01:24:37,687
[WHIRRING]
1277
01:24:37,825 --> 01:24:40,207
[♪♪♪]
1278
01:25:44,788 --> 01:25:47,170
[CREAKING]
1279
01:25:57,111 --> 01:25:59,320
[♪♪♪]
1280
01:26:23,896 --> 01:26:26,175
[HISSING]
1281
01:26:37,116 --> 01:26:38,325
[SNARLS]
1282
01:26:41,673 --> 01:26:43,192
[ROARS]
1283
01:26:44,054 --> 01:26:46,022
[♪♪♪]
1284
01:26:59,656 --> 01:27:00,656
Mom?
1285
01:27:05,869 --> 01:27:06,869
Mom?
1286
01:27:09,459 --> 01:27:12,842
[WHISPERING]
There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.
1287
01:27:18,261 --> 01:27:20,229
Mom, are you okay?
1288
01:27:24,612 --> 01:27:29,341
[IN DEEP VOICE]
There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.
1289
01:27:29,479 --> 01:27:32,482
[PANTING]
1290
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:33,897
What's happening right now?
1291
01:27:35,761 --> 01:27:37,453
Mom?
1292
01:27:37,591 --> 01:27:38,730
Is she okay?
1293
01:27:38,868 --> 01:27:39,731
Mom?
1294
01:27:39,869 --> 01:27:41,180
[WHIRRING]
1295
01:27:48,222 --> 01:27:50,155
[ROARS][GASPS]
1296
01:27:52,399 --> 01:27:54,470
Are you the Keymaster?
1297
01:27:54,608 --> 01:27:57,024
Um, I don't know. Mom!
1298
01:27:57,162 --> 01:27:58,439
What do I do? Mom, stop!
1299
01:27:58,577 --> 01:27:59,923
[CRACKLES]Whoa!
1300
01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:05,929
[RUMBLING]
1301
01:28:08,138 --> 01:28:11,210
[♪♪♪]
1302
01:29:00,156 --> 01:29:01,157
Mom!
1303
01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:07,715
What the hell is going on?
1304
01:29:34,328 --> 01:29:35,502
PODCAST:
What is all this?
1305
01:29:37,089 --> 01:29:38,297
This isn't a farm.
1306
01:29:40,886 --> 01:29:42,301
It's a trap.
1307
01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:45,443
[♪♪♪]
1308
01:30:11,952 --> 01:30:12,952
What?
1309
01:30:13,954 --> 01:30:14,954
Nothing.
1310
01:30:17,267 --> 01:30:19,615
This is what he's been working
on all those years.
1311
01:30:19,753 --> 01:30:21,696
TREVOR: Building this model?
LUCKY: The detail is amazing.
1312
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:22,997
No, he came here to finish
1313
01:30:23,135 --> 01:30:24,930
what the original
Ghostbusters started.
1314
01:30:25,068 --> 01:30:26,863
To trap Gozer... Out in that dirt field.
1315
01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:29,556
Exactly. These big silos act
as a capacitor.
1316
01:30:31,420 --> 01:30:33,491
What's a capacitor?
Would it kill you to read?
1317
01:30:33,629 --> 01:30:35,147
Would it kill you
to just tell me?
1318
01:30:35,285 --> 01:30:36,494
Once activated, these towers
1319
01:30:36,632 --> 01:30:38,288
can hold a charge
for one moment.
1320
01:30:38,427 --> 01:30:40,670
But in that one moment, they
can power hundreds of traps.
1321
01:30:40,808 --> 01:30:43,086
So how do we get Gozer
into the field?
1322
01:30:43,224 --> 01:30:44,950
Gozer's protected
by two evil spirits.
1323
01:30:45,088 --> 01:30:46,469
The Keymaster
and the Gatekeeper.
1324
01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:49,748
She needs both of them.
No Gatekeeper, no Gozer.
1325
01:30:49,886 --> 01:30:52,648
First these spirits must
possess two human souls.
1326
01:30:52,786 --> 01:30:55,098
Like Mom. So they can unite...
1327
01:30:56,203 --> 01:30:57,549
formally.
1328
01:30:59,586 --> 01:31:00,794
What are we talking about?
1329
01:31:00,932 --> 01:31:02,968
We're thinking
at least third base.
1330
01:31:03,106 --> 01:31:04,106
Go, Mom.
1331
01:31:04,142 --> 01:31:07,076
[WIND WHISTLING]
1332
01:31:27,096 --> 01:31:28,615
[IN DEEP VOICE]
I like your eyes.
1333
01:31:28,753 --> 01:31:31,203
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH
IN DEEP VOICE]
1334
01:31:31,341 --> 01:31:32,377
Thanks.
1335
01:31:39,039 --> 01:31:40,903
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
1336
01:31:54,088 --> 01:31:55,227
They were just here.
1337
01:31:57,989 --> 01:31:58,989
There she is.
1338
01:32:03,684 --> 01:32:06,998
Got anything? No, just more stupid guns.
1339
01:32:09,379 --> 01:32:12,624
A jail inside a jail.
1340
01:32:12,762 --> 01:32:14,281
What are you talking about?
1341
01:32:15,385 --> 01:32:16,835
No, no, no!
1342
01:32:19,251 --> 01:32:22,289
It's an ANSI Class One
electromagnetic deadbolt.
1343
01:32:23,428 --> 01:32:24,567
I believe in you.
1344
01:32:26,224 --> 01:32:27,225
It's unpickable.
1345
01:32:28,329 --> 01:32:29,399
[SIGHS]
1346
01:32:39,858 --> 01:32:42,827
What are you doing? I have a plan.
1347
01:32:45,001 --> 01:32:46,001
Wait!
1348
01:33:06,264 --> 01:33:08,369
[♪♪♪]
1349
01:33:09,785 --> 01:33:11,649
Come on. Let's go.
1350
01:33:11,787 --> 01:33:12,787
Okay.
1351
01:33:17,965 --> 01:33:19,311
Ready? I'll be waiting.
1352
01:33:22,245 --> 01:33:24,420
[SIREN WAILING]
1353
01:33:45,786 --> 01:33:48,168
[♪♪♪]
1354
01:34:05,875 --> 01:34:07,359
That's my mom.
1355
01:34:26,137 --> 01:34:27,172
What?
1356
01:34:34,214 --> 01:34:35,491
[ROARS]
1357
01:35:00,654 --> 01:35:01,724
Your Eminence.
1358
01:35:03,139 --> 01:35:05,245
Goddess of Gods.
1359
01:35:05,383 --> 01:35:08,766
I have built this temple
for you,
1360
01:35:08,904 --> 01:35:10,699
so that you might return
to Earth...
1361
01:35:12,804 --> 01:35:13,804
and together...
1362
01:35:16,221 --> 01:35:17,221
we...
1363
01:35:18,845 --> 01:35:20,191
We can rule the world.
1364
01:35:25,196 --> 01:35:26,715
[GROWLING CONTENTEDLY]
1365
01:35:32,168 --> 01:35:33,722
[GIBBERING]
1366
01:35:50,255 --> 01:35:51,291
Excuse me.
1367
01:35:52,602 --> 01:35:53,845
Uh...
1368
01:35:53,983 --> 01:35:55,744
P-pardon me.
1369
01:35:55,882 --> 01:35:57,331
Yeah, hi.
1370
01:35:58,401 --> 01:35:59,748
Uh...
1371
01:36:03,268 --> 01:36:04,268
PHOEBE:
Uh...
1372
01:36:06,513 --> 01:36:09,136
What do you call a fish
with no eyes?
1373
01:36:13,106 --> 01:36:16,281
A fsh...
1374
01:36:17,248 --> 01:36:18,767
[CHUCKLES]
1375
01:36:18,905 --> 01:36:20,113
Uh...
1376
01:36:21,252 --> 01:36:22,840
A whale..
1377
01:36:22,978 --> 01:36:25,083
There's two whales in a bar.
One of them goes:
1378
01:36:25,912 --> 01:36:28,638
[IMITATING WHALE]
1379
01:36:30,019 --> 01:36:31,987
And then the other one goes:
1380
01:36:32,125 --> 01:36:33,678
"Go home. You're drunk."
1381
01:36:36,474 --> 01:36:38,027
Uh...
1382
01:36:41,099 --> 01:36:42,825
Okay.Uh...
1383
01:36:42,963 --> 01:36:45,724
So a grasshopper
walks into a bar...
1384
01:36:46,864 --> 01:36:48,520
and the bartender's like:
1385
01:36:48,658 --> 01:36:51,040
"We have a drink
named after you."
1386
01:36:51,178 --> 01:36:52,490
Then the grasshopper's like:
1387
01:36:53,698 --> 01:36:56,701
"You have a drink named Steve?"
1388
01:37:00,498 --> 01:37:04,951
Have you come
to offer yourself in sacrifice?
1389
01:37:05,089 --> 01:37:06,366
What?
1390
01:37:07,850 --> 01:37:10,784
Are you prepared to die?
1391
01:37:12,337 --> 01:37:13,994
No, I'm 12.
1392
01:37:17,411 --> 01:37:18,550
Are you?
1393
01:37:20,587 --> 01:37:21,795
[BEEPS]
1394
01:37:29,665 --> 01:37:30,839
Mom!
1395
01:37:32,806 --> 01:37:34,497
[SIREN WAILING]
1396
01:37:52,067 --> 01:37:54,483
Wait, wait. What's going on? Hey!
1397
01:37:54,621 --> 01:37:56,381
What's happening? Where am I? It's okay.
1398
01:37:56,519 --> 01:37:57,831
You were possessed. Possessed?
1399
01:37:57,969 --> 01:38:00,627
Then you turned into a
dog. Then you got humpy.
1400
01:38:00,765 --> 01:38:01,800
Humpy? TREVOR: Hold on!
1401
01:38:15,711 --> 01:38:19,335
Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe.
There's this secret basement...
1402
01:38:19,473 --> 01:38:21,786
We know... with computers and equipment.
1403
01:38:21,924 --> 01:38:23,339
Isn't that place insane? Yes!
1404
01:38:23,477 --> 01:38:26,308
And it seemed
like he had a plan.
1405
01:38:26,446 --> 01:38:27,826
We're aware.Oh. Oh.
1406
01:38:27,965 --> 01:38:30,312
And there were
all these photos of me.
1407
01:38:30,450 --> 01:38:32,624
Like he was tracking
my entire life.
1408
01:38:32,762 --> 01:38:34,109
How rewarding. Super news.
1409
01:38:34,247 --> 01:38:35,455
We wanna hear about it.
1410
01:38:35,593 --> 01:38:37,698
Yeah, but we're trying
to save the world.
1411
01:38:37,836 --> 01:38:40,184
Okay. Cool. I'm in.
Uh, how can I help?
1412
01:38:40,322 --> 01:38:42,427
No! What the hell was that?
1413
01:38:42,565 --> 01:38:44,982
That was your boyfriend Gary. Boyfriend?
1414
01:38:53,128 --> 01:38:54,715
Inside that trap
is the Gatekeeper.
1415
01:38:54,853 --> 01:38:56,131
Gatekeeper? If the Gatekeeper
1416
01:38:56,269 --> 01:38:57,280
and the Keymaster reunite..
1417
01:38:57,304 --> 01:38:59,410
Keymaster? One second.
1418
01:39:09,213 --> 01:39:10,248
Phoebe.
1419
01:39:10,386 --> 01:39:12,388
You're.. You're..
1420
01:39:14,390 --> 01:39:15,495
I'm a scientist.
1421
01:39:18,981 --> 01:39:21,156
Oh. We got her! Yes!
1422
01:39:21,294 --> 01:39:22,605
This was Grandpa's plan.
1423
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:25,505
Coming in hot!
1424
01:39:30,406 --> 01:39:31,649
[ALL SCREAM]
1425
01:39:46,905 --> 01:39:48,424
Mom, come on!
1426
01:39:48,562 --> 01:39:49,598
Oh, my God.
1427
01:39:54,672 --> 01:39:56,605
[♪♪♪]
1428
01:40:02,749 --> 01:40:04,233
Get back. Get back.Mom.
1429
01:40:07,685 --> 01:40:09,031
What's up? Hey.
1430
01:40:13,829 --> 01:40:14,829
No, no, no.
1431
01:40:51,004 --> 01:40:51,867
Pull the lever.
1432
01:40:52,005 --> 01:40:53,005
Pull...?
1433
01:40:54,766 --> 01:40:55,766
[GASPS]
1434
01:41:04,673 --> 01:41:05,673
Aah!
1435
01:41:06,330 --> 01:41:07,330
Hey!
1436
01:41:18,756 --> 01:41:20,551
Come on,
what are you waiting for?
1437
01:41:20,689 --> 01:41:22,049
I'm waiting
for this thing to work!
1438
01:41:22,173 --> 01:41:23,450
It's not working! Uh...
1439
01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:27,075
[CHITTERING]
1440
01:41:31,079 --> 01:41:32,079
[SCREAMING]
1441
01:41:39,466 --> 01:41:41,227
Mom, hit the pedal! Pedal?
1442
01:41:58,278 --> 01:41:59,659
Lucky!
1443
01:41:59,797 --> 01:42:01,074
Podcast, what are you doing?
1444
01:42:01,212 --> 01:42:02,593
I've got my own problems!
1445
01:42:19,023 --> 01:42:20,611
[SCREAMING]
1446
01:42:39,319 --> 01:42:42,150
[♪♪♪]
1447
01:42:52,539 --> 01:42:53,540
Oh, no.
1448
01:42:55,301 --> 01:42:56,301
No.
1449
01:43:01,169 --> 01:43:02,411
MAN:
Hey, flattop.
1450
01:43:05,828 --> 01:43:06,967
Have you missed us?
1451
01:43:11,489 --> 01:43:13,629
Gozer the Gozerian...[ALL GASP]
1452
01:43:13,767 --> 01:43:16,425
...in the name of the county of
Summerville, state of Oklahoma,
1453
01:43:16,563 --> 01:43:18,186
the U.S. Fish
and Wildlife Service,
1454
01:43:18,324 --> 01:43:20,360
all the members
of Ducks Unlimited,
1455
01:43:20,498 --> 01:43:23,052
the Association for the
Advancement of Retired Persons,
1456
01:43:23,191 --> 01:43:26,435
I command you under the National
Invasive Species Act
1457
01:43:26,573 --> 01:43:29,749
to depart this world
immediately.
1458
01:43:29,887 --> 01:43:30,887
Bravo.
1459
01:43:31,923 --> 01:43:33,511
[SNARLS]
[SNARLS]
1460
01:43:34,650 --> 01:43:36,342
I think she remembers us.
1461
01:43:39,690 --> 01:43:41,450
Are you...
1462
01:43:41,588 --> 01:43:43,072
a god?
1463
01:43:46,352 --> 01:43:48,112
Ray? Oh, come on, Ray.
1464
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:50,839
Yes.
1465
01:43:50,977 --> 01:43:52,979
Yeah, we're all gods.
1466
01:43:53,117 --> 01:43:55,637
Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty
dang special down here.
1467
01:43:55,775 --> 01:43:57,052
On a personal note:
1468
01:43:57,190 --> 01:43:59,606
I thought that we had busted up
for good.
1469
01:43:59,744 --> 01:44:01,229
It wasn't working for me.
1470
01:44:01,367 --> 01:44:04,404
My friends didn't think so.
I know yours didn't.
1471
01:44:04,542 --> 01:44:06,751
Okay, playtime's over.
Let's toast this muffin.
1472
01:44:09,892 --> 01:44:11,273
Light them up.
1473
01:44:11,411 --> 01:44:12,826
[WHIRRING]
1474
01:44:12,964 --> 01:44:14,897
[GIGGLES]Man, I love that sound.
1475
01:44:17,003 --> 01:44:18,280
PETER:
On the count of three.
1476
01:44:18,418 --> 01:44:20,903
Go on "two." One. Two.
1477
01:44:23,803 --> 01:44:26,426
Yeah, nothing stings
like a billion electron volts!
1478
01:44:36,402 --> 01:44:37,506
Yes!
1479
01:44:39,232 --> 01:44:40,232
Do you feel that? Yeah.
1480
01:44:40,337 --> 01:44:41,337
Uh-oh.
1481
01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:47,275
She's uncrossing the streams!
1482
01:44:52,763 --> 01:44:53,833
No! Oh!
1483
01:44:55,973 --> 01:44:56,836
Are they dead?
1484
01:44:56,974 --> 01:44:58,009
[ALL GROANING]
1485
01:45:00,667 --> 01:45:03,014
I don't remember
this job being so painful.
1486
01:45:04,326 --> 01:45:06,880
I do. You got a lot of nerve.
1487
01:45:07,018 --> 01:45:08,813
[GROWLS]
1488
01:45:08,951 --> 01:45:12,472
Coming back here,
crawling back to me.
1489
01:45:12,610 --> 01:45:15,889
We could've been the most
spectacular power couple.
1490
01:45:16,027 --> 01:45:20,342
You know, my sense of fun
and your personality.
1491
01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:23,380
But, no, you always had
to vanquish and conquer.
1492
01:45:23,518 --> 01:45:25,071
Always had to maim somebody.
1493
01:45:25,209 --> 01:45:28,695
And that's probably
the number one reason why..
1494
01:45:28,833 --> 01:45:30,283
Good try, anyway.
1495
01:45:30,421 --> 01:45:32,527
Now we're finished, babe.
1496
01:45:32,665 --> 01:45:33,769
We're finished.
1497
01:45:42,606 --> 01:45:43,606
No.
1498
01:45:47,196 --> 01:45:49,129
[♪♪♪]
1499
01:45:55,895 --> 01:45:57,241
Come on, Phoebe.
1500
01:46:14,223 --> 01:46:16,122
[♪♪♪]
1501
01:46:24,026 --> 01:46:25,026
[MOUTHS]
Holy shit.
1502
01:46:38,696 --> 01:46:40,318
[ALL SCREAMING]
1503
01:46:44,633 --> 01:46:46,601
[YELLING]
1504
01:47:08,623 --> 01:47:09,623
We're on!
1505
01:47:16,424 --> 01:47:18,633
[POWERING UP]
1506
01:47:33,786 --> 01:47:35,926
[THUNDER CRASHES]
1507
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:52,805
[SCREAMING]
1508
01:47:59,397 --> 01:48:01,123
[POWERING DOWN]
1509
01:48:03,505 --> 01:48:06,439
[♪♪♪]
1510
01:48:11,996 --> 01:48:13,308
I thought you might turn up.
1511
01:48:19,107 --> 01:48:20,107
I'm sorry...
1512
01:48:21,143 --> 01:48:22,662
I didn't believe you.
1513
01:48:24,975 --> 01:48:26,010
I should've called.
1514
01:48:27,287 --> 01:48:28,496
I miss you, my friend.
1515
01:48:32,672 --> 01:48:33,708
[ZAPS]
1516
01:48:34,812 --> 01:48:36,193
[GASPS]Are you okay?
1517
01:48:36,331 --> 01:48:38,160
You scared the shit out of me.Mom.
1518
01:48:38,298 --> 01:48:39,576
I can't breathe.
1519
01:48:39,714 --> 01:48:40,714
Okay.
1520
01:48:42,337 --> 01:48:43,890
Hi there.
1521
01:48:44,028 --> 01:48:45,720
Pete Venkman
from the home office.
1522
01:48:45,858 --> 01:48:48,170
Thanks for pitching in. You're welcome.
1523
01:48:48,308 --> 01:48:49,620
I like your style.
1524
01:48:49,758 --> 01:48:51,242
Who's that one?
1525
01:48:51,380 --> 01:48:52,380
Callie.
1526
01:48:54,556 --> 01:48:55,937
Callie Spengler.
1527
01:48:56,075 --> 01:48:57,559
Spengler? Mm.
1528
01:48:57,697 --> 01:49:00,597
Weird name.
Try to make the best of that.
1529
01:49:00,735 --> 01:49:03,116
All right.
We're gonna have cocoa inside.
1530
01:49:03,254 --> 01:49:05,394
And some of us
will have rum with it.
1531
01:49:06,741 --> 01:49:07,741
TREVOR:
Lucky!
1532
01:49:07,845 --> 01:49:09,571
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
1533
01:49:12,954 --> 01:49:16,233
Oh.God. Hey. Hey, man.
1534
01:49:16,371 --> 01:49:19,719
Are you okay? Yeah, I.. Yeah.
1535
01:49:19,857 --> 01:49:21,514
My hands hurt from galloping.
1536
01:49:29,315 --> 01:49:30,972
Oh, my God.
1537
01:49:31,110 --> 01:49:32,560
I totally thought I lost you.
1538
01:49:32,698 --> 01:49:34,182
Sorry about that.
1539
01:49:35,079 --> 01:49:36,218
Well, that was weird.
1540
01:49:36,356 --> 01:49:37,565
Mm-hm. Yeah.
1541
01:49:38,876 --> 01:49:40,116
I'm bleeding.
Why am I bleeding?
1542
01:49:40,222 --> 01:49:41,465
You headbutted a park bench.
1543
01:49:41,603 --> 01:49:43,225
Oh, right. Yeah.Yeah.
1544
01:49:45,883 --> 01:49:47,367
Hi.
Hi.
1545
01:49:48,541 --> 01:49:51,302
Um, back there, yeah.Yeah.
1546
01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:53,132
I mean, before we became dogs
1547
01:49:53,270 --> 01:49:57,067
and opened the gates of hell,
I think that maybe we, uh..
1548
01:49:57,205 --> 01:49:59,276
Yeah. Yeah, I think so too.
1549
01:50:00,726 --> 01:50:02,313
But then we saved the world,
so...
1550
01:50:02,451 --> 01:50:03,798
That's true.
1551
01:50:08,043 --> 01:50:10,425
Are you all right, son?
1552
01:50:10,563 --> 01:50:14,118
You just singlehandedly defeated
a manifestation of Gozer.
1553
01:50:14,256 --> 01:50:16,120
You gotta be on my podcast.
1554
01:50:16,258 --> 01:50:17,605
Sure. What's it called?
1555
01:50:17,743 --> 01:50:19,468
Mystical Tales
of the Unknown Universe.
1556
01:50:19,607 --> 01:50:21,505
M.T.U.U., that's you?
1557
01:50:21,643 --> 01:50:22,506
Wait.
1558
01:50:22,644 --> 01:50:23,990
You're my subscriber?!
1559
01:50:24,128 --> 01:50:27,373
Really found its voice
in the 46th episode.
1560
01:50:29,133 --> 01:50:30,997
What did they do to you?
1561
01:50:33,413 --> 01:50:34,413
Don't worry.
1562
01:50:35,933 --> 01:50:38,315
I'll take you home,
get you all cleaned up.
1563
01:50:44,079 --> 01:50:45,079
Go.
1564
01:50:49,602 --> 01:50:50,602
Hey.
1565
01:51:22,808 --> 01:51:24,672
[♪♪♪]
1566
01:52:31,497 --> 01:52:34,396
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
1567
01:52:37,675 --> 01:52:40,575
[RAY PARKER JR.'S
"GHOSTBUSTERS" PLAYING]
1568
01:53:01,803 --> 01:53:03,909
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1569
01:53:04,047 --> 01:53:08,499
♪ If there's something strange
In your neighborhood ♪
1570
01:53:08,637 --> 01:53:10,329
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
1571
01:53:10,467 --> 01:53:12,538
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1572
01:53:12,676 --> 01:53:16,853
♪ If there's something weird
And it don't look good ♪
1573
01:53:16,991 --> 01:53:18,647
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
1574
01:53:18,786 --> 01:53:21,029
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1575
01:53:27,380 --> 01:53:29,520
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1576
01:53:35,803 --> 01:53:37,701
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1577
01:53:45,951 --> 01:53:50,127
♪ If you're seeing things
Running through your head ♪
1578
01:53:50,265 --> 01:53:51,853
♪ Who can you call? ♪
1579
01:53:51,991 --> 01:53:53,924
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1580
01:53:54,062 --> 01:53:58,170
♪ An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed ♪
1581
01:53:58,308 --> 01:54:00,206
♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪
1582
01:54:00,344 --> 01:54:02,450
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1583
01:54:09,112 --> 01:54:11,217
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1584
01:54:17,396 --> 01:54:19,467
♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪
1585
01:54:23,643 --> 01:54:25,059
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
1586
01:54:25,197 --> 01:54:27,613
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1587
01:54:27,751 --> 01:54:31,582
♪ If you're all alone
Pick up the phone ♪
1588
01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:33,481
♪ And call ♪
1589
01:54:33,619 --> 01:54:35,690
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
1590
01:54:37,243 --> 01:54:38,382
Tell me what this is.
1591
01:54:43,491 --> 01:54:44,491
Lines.
1592
01:54:46,494 --> 01:54:47,771
Two..
1593
01:54:47,909 --> 01:54:49,359
No, three...
1594
01:54:51,188 --> 01:54:52,914
wavy lines.
1595
01:54:53,052 --> 01:54:56,262
[♪♪♪]
1596
01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:57,885
It's amazing. You're amazing.
1597
01:54:58,023 --> 01:54:59,541
With your ability to...
1598
01:55:00,715 --> 01:55:02,165
flood my psychic powers.
1599
01:55:02,303 --> 01:55:04,581
I can't believe you used
to shock your students.
1600
01:55:04,719 --> 01:55:07,239
Between us,
I only zapped the guys.
1601
01:55:07,377 --> 01:55:08,481
[ZAPS]Aah!
1602
01:55:08,619 --> 01:55:10,345
It was flawed science.
1603
01:55:10,483 --> 01:55:12,071
I know that now. I admit that.
1604
01:55:12,209 --> 01:55:13,452
Ready?
1605
01:55:13,590 --> 01:55:14,902
Try this one.
1606
01:55:17,870 --> 01:55:18,870
Take a moment.
1607
01:55:19,941 --> 01:55:21,218
Uh...
1608
01:55:23,876 --> 01:55:25,395
It's a five-pointed star.
1609
01:55:26,603 --> 01:55:28,605
Yes? How are you doing that?
1610
01:55:28,743 --> 01:55:30,607
Some believe that true love
1611
01:55:30,745 --> 01:55:33,092
imbues a subject
with the ability..
1612
01:55:33,230 --> 01:55:34,438
[ZAPS]Ah!
1613
01:55:34,576 --> 01:55:36,613
Did you mark the cards?[CHUCKLES] No.
1614
01:55:36,751 --> 01:55:37,786
You did, didn't you?
1615
01:55:39,374 --> 01:55:40,374
Yeah.
1616
01:55:41,445 --> 01:55:42,895
[SCREAMS]
1617
01:55:44,103 --> 01:55:45,622
It works well.
1618
01:55:45,622 --> 02:03:54,999
Translation : Ajish Thomas
1618
01:55:45,760 --> 01:55:48,625
[MCKENNA GRACE'S
"HAUNTED HOUSE" PLAYING]
1619
01:55:53,802 --> 01:55:55,701
♪ You walk out the door ♪
1620
01:55:55,839 --> 01:55:59,187
♪ Then you want back in
The second it's cold outside ♪
1621
01:55:59,325 --> 01:56:01,983
♪ And you see
I've got something to give ♪
1622
01:56:02,121 --> 01:56:06,332
♪ And I'd give it to you
A hundred times over ♪
1623
01:56:06,470 --> 01:56:09,128
♪ Till you screwed me over
Just like the last time ♪
1624
01:56:09,266 --> 01:56:11,993
♪ Sayin':
"It was the last time" ♪
1625
01:56:12,131 --> 01:56:14,858
♪ I paid the price
Stayin' alone in my room ♪
1626
01:56:14,996 --> 01:56:19,656
♪ After what happened in June
Thinking I really loved you ♪
1627
01:56:19,794 --> 01:56:22,831
♪ And maybe I still do ♪
1628
01:56:22,970 --> 01:56:28,665
♪ But I think you're honestly
Something I needed to lose ♪
1629
01:56:28,803 --> 01:56:30,494
♪ No, it's not healthy ♪
1630
01:56:30,632 --> 01:56:33,463
♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪
1631
01:56:33,601 --> 01:56:35,189
♪ Lookin' at photos ♪
1632
01:56:35,327 --> 01:56:39,400
♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪
1633
01:56:39,538 --> 01:56:43,714
♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪
1634
01:56:43,852 --> 01:56:46,579
♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1635
01:56:48,340 --> 01:56:52,620
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
1636
01:56:52,758 --> 01:56:56,486
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1637
01:57:03,182 --> 01:57:06,979
♪ I get reminiscent ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
1638
01:57:07,117 --> 01:57:10,224
♪ When somebody
Says your name ♪
1639
01:57:12,053 --> 01:57:16,092
♪ Almost glad I miss it ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
1640
01:57:16,230 --> 01:57:20,786
♪ 'Cause it's better than
Not feeling a single thing ♪
1641
01:57:20,924 --> 01:57:26,309
♪ Even after all the white lies
Empty goodbyes ♪
1642
01:57:26,447 --> 01:57:28,276
♪ All the tears ♪
1643
01:57:28,414 --> 01:57:34,179
♪ And all the times you weren't
There when I needed you to be ♪
1644
01:57:34,317 --> 01:57:36,595
♪ Hoping you're right where
You wanna be ♪
1645
01:57:36,733 --> 01:57:39,598
♪ Even if it's not with me ♪
1646
01:57:39,736 --> 01:57:41,358
♪ I know it's not healthy ♪
1647
01:57:41,496 --> 01:57:44,258
♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪
1648
01:57:44,396 --> 01:57:45,983
♪ Looking at photos ♪
1649
01:57:46,122 --> 01:57:50,229
♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪
1650
01:57:50,367 --> 01:57:54,095
♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪
1651
01:57:54,233 --> 01:57:57,064
♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1652
01:57:59,238 --> 01:58:01,344
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
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01:58:03,587 --> 01:58:07,177
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1654
01:58:12,562 --> 01:58:15,392
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1655
01:58:17,256 --> 01:58:20,811
♪ I think we're on
Our final scene ♪
1656
01:58:20,949 --> 01:58:25,299
♪ Keep us good
In all our memories ♪
1657
01:58:25,437 --> 01:58:29,993
♪ So I don't have to
Throw them out ♪
1658
01:58:30,131 --> 01:58:33,134
♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪
1659
01:58:34,031 --> 01:58:36,931
[♪♪♪]
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02:01:12,431 --> 02:01:15,296
[♪♪♪]
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02:01:49,226 --> 02:01:52,471
[SIREN WAILING]
1662
02:01:52,609 --> 02:01:55,854
I want you to take this. What is it?
1663
02:01:55,992 --> 02:01:57,787
It's a souvenir
from the World's Fair
1664
02:01:57,925 --> 02:02:01,377
at Flushing Meadow in 1964.
1665
02:02:01,515 --> 02:02:03,206
It's my lucky coin.
1666
02:02:03,344 --> 02:02:06,520
I shouldn't take it.
We might not be coming back.
1667
02:02:06,658 --> 02:02:09,695
Take it anyway.
I got another one at home.
1668
02:02:12,595 --> 02:02:14,976
[♪♪♪]
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02:02:16,530 --> 02:02:18,532
WINSTON:
Egon was the brains.
1670
02:02:18,670 --> 02:02:19,843
Ray was the heart.
1671
02:02:21,258 --> 02:02:22,467
Peter just kept it cool.
1672
02:02:22,605 --> 02:02:24,020
[JANINE CHUCKLES]
1673
02:02:24,158 --> 02:02:25,780
JANINE:
Who were you?
1674
02:02:25,918 --> 02:02:26,954
The sex appeal.
1675
02:02:27,092 --> 02:02:28,507
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1676
02:02:30,958 --> 02:02:33,340
You've done very well
for yourself.
1677
02:02:33,478 --> 02:02:35,825
A lot of shelf space.
1678
02:02:35,963 --> 02:02:38,206
See, that's the thing.
1679
02:02:38,345 --> 02:02:40,036
I don't do it for me.
1680
02:02:41,140 --> 02:02:42,556
I do it for my kids,
1681
02:02:42,694 --> 02:02:45,869
and I wanna be an example
of what's possible.
1682
02:02:46,007 --> 02:02:49,045
You still covering the rent
at Ray's bookshop?
1683
02:02:49,183 --> 02:02:52,738
[CHUCKLES]
Ray's gonna turn a profit
one of these days.
1684
02:02:52,876 --> 02:02:56,155
JANINE [CHUCKLES]:
I remember the day
you came in.
1685
02:02:56,293 --> 02:02:59,158
WINSTON:
I came in looking
for a steady paycheck.
1686
02:02:59,296 --> 02:03:01,609
But busting ghosts
with the guys...
1687
02:03:01,747 --> 02:03:03,715
taught me not to be afraid.
1688
02:03:03,853 --> 02:03:06,476
That I had the tools
and I had the talent.
1689
02:03:06,614 --> 02:03:10,238
I started this business
with one employee.
1690
02:03:10,377 --> 02:03:13,414
And I've grown it into
a thriving global enterprise.
1691
02:03:14,519 --> 02:03:16,728
I may be a businessman,
1692
02:03:16,866 --> 02:03:19,903
but I will always be
a Ghostbuster.
1693
02:03:20,041 --> 02:03:22,423
[♪♪♪]
1694
02:03:35,885 --> 02:03:38,543
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