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- Previously on Boston Legal.
- Jerry...
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you've made rather a point...
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of saying that this is the year
you will make partner.
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There are many ways of getting
that job done, Jerry.
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Prancing around the office as Little Bo Peep
is not one of the better ones.
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Do you know what happens to lawyers
who make partner, Jerry?
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They become locked in. Lifers.
I'm not sure that's something you want.
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Take off your pants, Denise.
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See, you like to talk.
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I don't. I like to do.
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Surely you jest.
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My God, Denny.
Can you believe it?
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Election Day is almost upon us.
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- You gonna vote?
- Of course I'm gonna vote. Aren't you?
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I've never missed a presidential election.
I'm usually right too.
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I've been on the winning side
eight times out of the last 11.
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That's impressive.
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Also an uncanny coincidence, since eight out
of the last 11 have also gone Republican.
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Do tell.
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So you just always vote Republican?
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- I vote my values.
- So this week-
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I thought we weren't gonna go there.
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[Laughs]
You're right. You're right. Who are you-
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- Alan.
- Never mind. I'm not looking to discuss it.
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I just-Who?
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McCain.
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- Seriously?
- I'm serious. McCain.
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Ah.
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- Denny-
- Alan!
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You're right. I'm sorry.
It's just-
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- Come on.
- What would possibly possess-
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- Hey!
- Sorry.
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Forget it.
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The important thing
is that we both vote.
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- That's right.
- To voting.
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Hear, hear.
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- It's just-
- Okay, that's it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
How about this?
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I give you my word I will not speak.
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I will not open my mouth
if you'll just give me two reasons...
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why you're voting
forJohn McCain-just two.
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- That's a discussion.
- No, it's not!
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One person talking does not
a discussion make.
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Just two reasons.
I won't talk.
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Promise.
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Okay.
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If McCain wins,
he'll help save the salmon.
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- Wha-
- You're talking.
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L-
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The wild salmon stocks
in Canada are threatened...
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either by climate change,
fish farming, sea lice.
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Once the salmon go, there goes half
the ecosystem. I don't need to tell you.
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- And McCain will save them?
- Not directly.
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But the polls show that if McCain wins,
it's like a third term of Bush.
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A lot of Americans will
emigrate to Canada.
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The smart ones.
The intelligence level of Canada goes up...
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and they'll figure out
how to save the salmon.
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- And the second reason?
- Women are easier...
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during a Republican administration.
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It's a fact. During Democratic regimes,
volunteerism goes up.
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Then you got a lot of women
running around for this cause or that.
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And they start to think that
they have something to say.
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Republicans tend to reinforce the idea that
a woman's place is in the home, on her back.
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Now I'm not even
taking into account...
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all the women that will be
depressed if McCain wins.
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Sad girls are easy girls.
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I don't need to tell you.
They're vulnerable.
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Salmon and women, Alan.
[Laughs]
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In the end, it's all about spawning.
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Drill, baby, drill.
You vote your values.
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- [Funk]
- [Man Vocalizing]
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[Man]
Uh-huh
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- All right
- Boom.
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Come on
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[Lips Pop]
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Come on
All right
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Well, yeah
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Well, yeah
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Outlaw
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[Man]
I think when you make that decision...
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it might be well
if you would ask yourself:
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Are you better off than
you were four years ago?
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- Is it easier for you to go
and buy things in the stores?
- You called?
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I did. I have a case
I think you'll enjoy second chairing.
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Oh, yes.
I so enjoy sitting...
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in a courtroom all day long
while you go on and on and on.
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Why are you being so nasty to me?
This happens to be a case you'll enjoy.
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In fact, the client is a cattle rancher.
So far, so good?
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Will I be allowed to touch her?
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- The case involves mad cow.
- Does she have it?
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- No.
- 'Cause that would give us
a great deal in common.
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Denny, slow down. On her ranch,
they test every cow to screen for mad cow.
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Every cow.
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- And?
- And now the government won't let her.
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- Why not?
- Well, that's the question.
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So we're suing the United States
Department of Agriculture.
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- It's an excellent cause.
- Great!
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Hey, Alan. You ready?
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Carol, this is Denny Crane.
He'll be second chairing.
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- It'll be my mission in life to get you off.
- I'm not charged with anything.
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Even so, you're
the best client I ever had.
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- When shall I have you?
- What is up with this guy?
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He likes to make
a good first impression.
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Yeah, well, he's running
out of time. Let's go.
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This is it
This is it
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This is life
the one you get
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- So go and have a ball
- Oh, my God.
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This is it
This is it
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- One day at a time
- Da, da-da, da
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One day at a time
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- Jerry.
- Carl.
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What can I do you for, big guy?
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- Sorry.
- Ever go to the 28th floor?
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- Not if I can help it.
- Do you know what happens
on the 28th floor, Jerry?
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I was a tax attorney here
for seven years, Carl.
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- I'm quite familiar with what goes on there.
- Hmm. Well, the 28th floor...
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is where the big
conference room is, Jerry-
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where they assemble all of
the administrative partners.
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You know who I mean.
The ones that have that silly annual meeting...
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where they decide who makes partner.
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Yes, Carl. I get it.
What-
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[Lips Popping, Purring]
Coo!
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Okay. Now I've already
recommended you.
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- Whether that will be enough-
- Will Shirley recommend me?
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She did. But she's
in Colorado at the moment...
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- so she can't present herself in person.
- Why is she in Colorado?
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We have a-
She has a second home there.
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She figured since Massachusetts is in the bag
that she should make her vote count.
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Colorado's still up for grabs.
So she registered to vote there.
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A bit odd, isn't it? Shouldn't it be about
who gets the most votes...
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- not which state the vote comes from?
- That would be too easy, Katie.
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- Congratulations, Jerry!
- If I make it.
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You'll make it.
It's your time.
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- You!
- And what is wrong with me?
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Ah, nothing.
You seem perfect-
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as delicious and repressed as ever
in your crisply pressed blouse and-
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- Alan.
- Ah.
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Denise.
How's the baby?
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- She's, um, wonderful.
- I see you got your figure back.
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- I see you've kept yours.
- Sex later?
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- We'll talk.
- [Woman] All rise.
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- Docket number 477-
- That was just lawyer banter.
I would never stray on you.
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- [Woman]
...Department of Agriculture.
- Good morning, Your Honor.
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It's us, your favorite litigants.
We're back again.
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- I'm sure you're not surprised.
- No. No, I am not.
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Especially since once again
you're suing the government.
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- If I had a nickel for every-
- How about this?
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We'll write you a check. You rule
in our favor. It'll be just like old times.
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Speaking of old times,
look who's against us.
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Denise Bauer, here to
sweep us off our feet.
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And check out our client.
She sweeps everybody off their feet.
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Everywhere you look,
it's sweeps, sweeps, sweeps.
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- Do we write that check out
to you personally, or-
- [Gavel Raps]
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What is this
stupid case about anyway?
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Judge, I'll tell you
what it's about.
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I run a cattle ranch. I sell beef.
I test my cattle for mad cow disease.
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I test every single animal.
The government's put a stop to it.
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- Why?
- Why? Because the other meat packers,
the bigger ones-
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the ones that have bought
and paid for the U.S.D.A. -
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they don't wanna test every cow-
it's too expensive.
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But if they don't test, they're afraid
the consumer won't buy their meat.
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I'm sorry, Your Honor,
but if she's going to testify-
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- No, sweetie. I'm not testifying.
- But you are in the narrative.
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So if you'd like to take that chair up there,
that's fine. But I want my licks.
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- Take a number.
- [Judge Brown] Hold on.
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We will conduct an evidentiary hearing,
and we shall conduct it forthwith.
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2::00.
Right after lunch.
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Mr. Shore, you can go first.
And you can put your expert up here.
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Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choo.
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Chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, choo.
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Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choo.
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Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, ch-
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Katie, welcome. Hello.
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Hey. That's a bit catchy,
I must say.
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[Chuckles]
It's kind of a motivational chant.
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An "I can do it" sort of thing.
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It's possible the administrative partners will
call me in for an interview...
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- so I want to be ready.
- Ah. Jerry, they've called me.
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You? Why?
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I can't imagine.
I shouldn't think...
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it's because I'm being considered
for partnership.
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I suspect they're asking me
to proffer testimony of sorts on you.
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Oh. Well, what will you say?
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Well, only wonderful things,
of course.
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I'll tell them
you're a very dear man...
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who pops and purrs and chugga-chugga-choos
with the best and the brightest.
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Only wonderful things, I promise.
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[Sighs]
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I've been waiting for this, Katie.
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When I came back to this firm,
it was mainly for this-
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to get something I was denied
the first time.
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Something I so rightly deserved.
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Something I was
gypped out of because-
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- Listen to me. I sound like Hillary.
- [Chuckles]
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[Lips Popping]
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First of all, we have no real way of knowing how
widespread mad cow disease is among humans.
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The symptoms are similar to Alzheimer's.
So the diagnosis-
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Objection. Your Honor, the witness is not
competent to offer a medical opinion.
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It's a lay opinion.
This is common knowledge that's out there.
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We don't know.
So why not be safe?
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That's the policy at my ranch. We want
to test every cow so we can be safe.
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How dare the federal government
say I can't do so.
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[Alan] Ms. Hober, I think
the government would argue...
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that the testing of every
cow isn't necessary since-
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So what? Why should they
prohibit us...
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from doing so if we're
willing to bear the expense?
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- It's ludicrous.
- Ms. Hober.
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Look, even if you think our testing is overkill,
I repeat, so what?
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The U.S.D.A. Testing
requirements are pathetic.
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- Why?
- Let me put it this way.
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Right now, slaughterhouses
can pick which cow they choose to test.
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It's voluntary.
So basically, they can cherry-pick...
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the ones that look healthy,
which is exactly what they do.
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If one looks sick, think they're gonna test
that one and risk getting their plant shut down?
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- It's a joke.
- The last study showed...
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that fewer than one in one million adult
cattle were affected with mad cow disease.
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And that would make you
feel better if you ate the bad burger?
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I want to make sure
none of mine are infected.
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And by the way, 95% of people are willing
to pay the extra cost for that guarantee.
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So why won't the government let me?
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Yes. I believe you've made
that point, Ms. -
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Well, why don't I make another point?
Okay?
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Maybe meat packers
could make more money if they did test.
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Because right now
there are 65 countries...
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that restrict imported U.S. Meat
because the testing is so inadequate.
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Ah, so now you want to tell
them how to run their business?
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How about they not tell me how to run mine?
What is up with the Department of Agriculture?
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Would somebody please fill me in?
Besides maybe some giant bribejob?
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Oh, all right.
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Try to be as unbiased as possible.
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If you speak as a loyal friend,
you'll be less persuasive.
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- Just stay objective.
- Okay.
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- And respectful.
- Unbiased, objective, respectful. Got it.
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Now we're not so much
interested in old history.
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Most of us are fairly caught up to the point
where he attacked Shirley Schmidt with a knife.
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He's been doing much better of late.
237
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Yes. And we see that he's had
an excellent track record as a litigator.
238
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Carl Sack and Shirley Schmidt
have spoken highly.
239
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But, Katie, Jerry has
remained fairly segregated...
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from almost everybody but you.
241
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As you know, part of being
a partner is people skills.
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Jerry's are fine. He may startle people
at first with his various tics...
243
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but anyone that spends more than
a minute with him knows him to be...
244
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a man of exemplary warmth
and intelligence.
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- Does he date?
- Is that relevant?
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Not necessarily. But we're told he was
with a woman last year...
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- who left him for an iPhone.
- That spoke more to her character flaws than his.
248
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We're told he's had a relationship
with an inanimate doll.
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Uh, that was a prop of sorts...
250
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for him to develop
intimacy skills with women.
251
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Which skills have improved.
He no longer sees the doll.
252
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Why is it he walks around with his hands
glued to his thighs?
253
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Jerry has Asperger's syndrome.
His ha-
254
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I'm not quite comfortable with
the tenor of these questions.
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If the purpose of this interview is to
characterizeJerry...
256
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- as some sort of weirdo who-
- Katie, it's not that at all. It's just-
257
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Just what?
Jerry has various quirks and manners.
258
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That makes him a bit different.
He's not odd.
259
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He is not weird. I should think you'd be
privileged to have him.
260
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Apartnership is a little different from
employment, Miss Lloyd.
261
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It's not just about his lawyering skills
or whether he's a warm person.
262
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It's about how well he fits in
with the group.
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Will we feel comfortable with each other?
Will he blend in with others?
264
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- Will he-
- Is that why I see no black people here?
265
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That was an inappropriate
remark, Katie.
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It's just when I hear
"who we'll feel comfortable with"...
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it brings up ugly overtones.
268
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When I look and see
an old, white establishment in this room...
269
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and hear terms like "fitting in,"
it sounds a bit frightening.
270
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,782
Jerry Espenson could quite bring something
to this table that might be lacking.
271
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Better yet, needed.
I realize I'm British and might sound like...
272
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a bit of a bigot when I say this,
but why are Americans...
273
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so bloody committed to the past or the
present when everything is falling apart?
274
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You're all making less money. Your
reputation and status continues to plunge...
275
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:03,101
among law schools both here and abroad,
and yet you're afraid of change.
276
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- You don't need to get so upset, Katie.
- Maybe I do.
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I was recruited to this firm...
278
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,539
with the various promises of
progressiveness and tolerance.
279
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:13,339
It's a bit demoralizing to see
behind all the talk...
280
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,404
the same old white boys' club
plans to do business as usual.
281
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:20,316
I smell discrimination in the dusty air,
and I'm notjust annoyed.
282
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I'm a bit appalled.
283
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,562
Objective and respectful.
Which part of that little diatribe-
284
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,406
- I'm sorry, but when I hear-
- Apologize toJerry. He's the one you screwed.
285
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:49,345
- Not me.
- What's going on? What happened?
286
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:53,818
I got a little cross with
the administrative partners.
287
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,150
It did not go well, Jerry.
288
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Oh. Am I out?
289
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Uh, they want to meet with you.
290
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:06,697
Jerry, it's very important that you come off
as reasonable, thoughtful...
291
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,325
as opposed to a pit bull
with the lipstick.
292
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:12,393
Whatever they ask,
simply respect the question...
293
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,405
not to mention
the person asking it...
294
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,634
and then provide a sound,
deliberate answer.
295
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:22,011
Basically, I'm telling you
the same thing I so wish I had told Katie.
296
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,714
I'm so sorry, Jerry.
297
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:34,555
I don't think it went as badly as Carl suggests,
but I did get cross with them.
298
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,560
What happened?
299
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:41,429
Well, the questions implied
that you were... socially challenged...
300
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,492
and I'm afraid I took offense.
301
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,806
First of all, testing can't detect
mad cow disease...
302
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:59,339
- until shortly before the cow develops symptoms.
- So?
303
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,683
Well, cattle are typically slaughtered
between 18 and 24 months of age.
304
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,622
And that's typically
long before the disease is detectable.
305
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,524
Look, all this talk about
testing, testing, testing-
306
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,960
The reality is,
testing can't make a difference.
307
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,522
So then why bother with
testing at all, Mr. Beavis?
308
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,865
Well, I suppose if it's even possible
it could help.
309
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,700
And let's face it.
The public wants to feel safe.
310
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:26,211
So if testing gives them some confidence
in the meat industry, that's a good thing.
311
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:30,772
Okay. Even if it's only possible
that testing could help...
312
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:34,376
even if it only provides
a psychological lift...
313
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:37,581
what grounds do you have
for stopping my client from testing?
314
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,920
- I'll tell you the grounds, wise guy.
- Wise guy?
315
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,086
When she advertises that she tests
every single one ofher cows...
316
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,063
- but she's the only one who does so-
- Which is the truth.
317
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:49,225
She implies that her meat is safe,
and that other meat isn't.
318
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:53,294
- That is bad for the industry.
- Yeah, but you didn't ban
the advertising, Mr. Beavis.
319
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,739
Or is it Butt-Head?
You banned the actual testing itself.
320
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,800
And by the way,
when did it become the goal...
321
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,311
of the Department of Agriculture
to protect the meat industry?
322
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,974
I always thought it was
to safeguard the public.
323
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,983
- But then again, I'm a wise guy.
- Alan.
324
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,519
This disease kills-
not just the cows, but people.
325
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,181
Have you ever had somebody
you love die of mad cow?
326
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,724
No. And I'll bet neither have you.
327
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,953
It may very well be that
somebody I love-
328
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,891
There could be many,
many people out there...
329
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:26,267
diagnosed with Alzheimer's
that in fact ate bad beef.
330
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,273
Look, if you say that outside this court,
you're gonna get your ass sued.
331
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,275
I mean, do you think
you're bigger than Oprah?
332
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,777
- If you want to sue me, go ahead.
- It won't be me.
333
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,973
- It'll be the American Cattle Association.
- Same thing though.
334
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,312
- American Cattle, Department of Agriculture.
- Objection.
335
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,181
And what's with you? I never object to you.
In fact, I quite approve-
336
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,813
- Alan-
- Why can't she test her cows?
337
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,824
- What's the federal government trying to hide?
- Alan, it's not fair.
338
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,951
Just because you're in front of a judge
who's afraid of you...
339
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:52,554
- doesn't give you the right to exploit the situation.
- Who says I'm afraid of him?
340
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,531
He does.
341
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,727
He used to say it to me
all the time.
342
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,498
"If you rant long enough,
Judge Brown will cower."
343
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,007
- Um, "namby-pamby"I believe
is the word that he used.
- Judge, I never said-
344
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,566
- How dare you!
- She's making that up.
345
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,169
- No, I'm not.
- Silence! We'll see who's afraid!
346
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,181
- It's me. I'm afraid. I never-
- Silence!
347
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,682
- You lied.
- Did I?
348
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,416
Oh, I'm sorry.
349
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:30,527
Well, that was a sneaky move by Denise.
Sneaky, unscrupulous, crafty.
350
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,696
- Worthy of us.
- Exactly.
351
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:37,105
She's deliberately trying
to fluster me.
352
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,210
- Ask her how Brad is.
- What?
353
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,374
She was never really in love with Brad.
We both know that.
354
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,713
She got pregnant with his kid.
355
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,754
So they pretended to love
each other, got married.
356
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:54,258
Ask her how Brad is.
I'll bet that puts her on tilt.
357
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,928
Denny, that's genius.
358
00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,362
Of course it is.
I know how to make women crazy.
359
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,860
I just can't seem to make them
crazy over me.
360
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,031
No progress with Carol?
361
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:10,040
- None.
- You know, Denny...
362
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:13,236
you'll never win her heart by voting for
four more years of George Bush tomorrow.
363
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:17,373
- Here we go. I'm out of here.
- Denny- Denny-
364
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,747
Just think about that.
365
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,651
You know what your problem is?
You expect people to think about things first.
366
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,246
In politics, you go with your gut,
what feels good.
367
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,519
You don't blink. You don't think.
You don't hesitate.
368
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,959
You hesitate, your enemies
think you're weak.
369
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:34,294
When will you stupid Democrats ever learn?
It's no wonder you never win!
370
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,117
No promises, but I might
be able to get them...
371
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:59,555
to wiggle on the testing ban
if you agree not to advertise.
372
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,719
Now how stupid is that? One of
the reasons I spend the extra money...
373
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,490
is so I can say to the consumer,
"We test every cow."
374
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,725
Well, I'm sorry, but
that sends the message...
375
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:10,597
- that the meat industry as a whole isn't safe.
- It isn't.
376
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,432
- Look-
- No, you look.
377
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,768
If you're so concerned
about the meat industry, get them to test.
378
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,775
Alan, you mind
controlling your client?
379
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,874
- Brad.
- What?
380
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,848
How's Brad?
381
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,783
You know how I love to travel.
And I know Brad likes to travel.
382
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:31,983
I suddenly found myself fantasizing
about all the places he gets to go-
383
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,719
tropical, moist...
384
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,194
exotic places I've always
so yearned to visit.
385
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:41,664
- You're disgusting.
- But you knew that.
386
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:44,361
- You haven't answered my question.
- What question?
387
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:47,166
- How's Brad?
- Brad's gone. We're not together.
Can we move on?
388
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,639
- Hmm.
- I'm sorry, but what is it
with you demented people?
389
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:58,046
- It's how we practice law.
- Look, I am not agreeing not to advertise.
390
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:00,448
- Then we don't settle.
- Fine.
391
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,717
You look sad.
392
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,349
- Maybe you shouldn't be alone.
- Back off, fat boy.
393
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,027
Are you getting a divorce?
394
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:13,553
- Yep. It didn't work out.
- [Briefcase Snaps Click]
395
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,202
Denise, I'm sorry.
396
00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:23,541
Yeah.
397
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,380
[Door Closes]
398
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,507
[Elevator Bell Dings]
399
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,927
[Clears Throat]
400
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:02,039
- Hello. Welcome.
- How are you, Jerry?
401
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,480
Oh, I'm splendid.
402
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,950
- A little fraught.
- Jerry, let me first say...
403
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:11,887
that we are all agreed here that we think
you've been doing a splendid job.
404
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:14,892
That being said, however,
there are...
405
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,225
some concerns regarding
your social skills.
406
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:21,231
Yes, I understand.
I think I've made progress in that area.
407
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,290
Thank you. Welcome.
[Lips Pop]
408
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:27,634
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
409
00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,970
Denny Crane.
Glad to see you.
410
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,805
Big firm meeting?
Didn't invite me?
411
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,642
Denny, this is
an administrative-
412
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,682
Hey, Paul, I know what this is.
413
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,774
Let me save you some time.
414
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:43,947
See this? This is me- Denny Crane,
founding partner of Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
415
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,616
Look around the room.
I don't see a Poole, don't see a Schmidt.
416
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:49,125
I see this- Crane!
417
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,628
Bottom line: :
418
00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:57,134
This man makes partner, or I walk
and take my name off the door with me.
419
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,762
Comprende?
Parlez-vous?
420
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,863
Sprechen the Deutsch?
421
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,710
Denny Crane.
Have a good day.
422
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:19,722
Well, one might think that
that would carry the day...
423
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,055
but one would be wrong.
424
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,824
Denny doesn't carry even a plurality
equitable interest.
425
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:30,163
Come on. Paul, the name of the firm
is Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
426
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:33,534
Denny Crane has become
a liability oflate, Carl.
427
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,301
He may have just given us
the perfect way to finally unload him.
428
00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:40,401
- If Denny goes, I go.
- That's very admirable, Mr. Espenson...
429
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,573
but I really don't think you're well situated
to be issuing ultimatums.
430
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,843
It's not an ultimatum.
It's a fact.
431
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:49,819
Lfhe walks, I walk. Alan Shore might too.
Maybe even Carl. Who knows?
432
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,482
We could do a spin-off. Don't think
we haven't been approached already.
433
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:55,253
Hell, it's not like you want
the bunch of us anyway.
434
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,727
- The network sure doesn't. [Scoffs]
- Jerry.
435
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,765
I apologize.
Hmm.
436
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:06,031
I do retreat into, well...
437
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:09,835
a wooden cigarette
when I feel insecure...
438
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:13,207
which I feel a lot, admittedly.
439
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:17,180
I realize that alone might disqualify me
as partnership material.
440
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,047
But might I say...
441
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,849
in an arena
where cutthroat is good...
442
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:29,883
where a take-no-prisoners,
eat-your-young mentality so often prevails...
443
00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:32,054
it might be nice
for a law firm to include...
444
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:36,066
somebody who treats
others with selflessness and kindness...
445
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:40,366
virtues perhaps more noble
than unilateralism...
446
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:42,372
and tough-guy bravado.
447
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:45,409
Maybe it's time for you...
448
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:50,938
to start looking for somebody
who can embrace values like...
449
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,580
humility, graciousness...
450
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:58,248
compassion...
451
00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:02,259
all tempered with intelligence.
452
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:06,329
Maybe the bullying days are over.
453
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,010
[Door Closes]
454
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,853
- Set?
- For what?
455
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,360
Gotta go vote, man.
The polls close in a few hours.
456
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,057
They're open until 8:00.
We gotta get back to court soon.
457
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:43,658
- Let's not wait too long.
- Denny, are you really gonna vote for McCain?
458
00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:46,761
I thought we said
we weren't gonna discuss this.
459
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:49,773
Yeah, well, I wanna discuss it, damn it.
The consequences are too big.
460
00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:52,537
- Bigger than our friendship?
- You know what? Yes.
461
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,903
Why are you voting forJohn McCain?
462
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:59,610
And don't tell me salmon and sex.
I want a real answer.
463
00:27:01,586 --> 00:27:03,577
All right.
464
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:06,857
Taxes.
Obama's gonna raise 'em.
465
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,758
- I don't wanna-
- No, he won't. That's a blatant lie.
466
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:12,956
Obama plans to raise taxes
only for the rich-
467
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,966
- those earning over $250,000 a year.
- You know what your problem is?
468
00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:19,197
Yeah. A collapsing economy,
two wars-
469
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:23,138
No. Democrats don't know how to win.
Republicans do.
470
00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:26,302
Maybe instead of so smugly
celebrating the fact...
471
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,312
that Republicans know how to win...
472
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,577
might you be the least bit disgusted
at the tactics they resort to?
473
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,882
- Oh, please.
- The despicable pandering,
like supporting gas tax holidays...
474
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:38,684
or cozying up to the evangelicals.
475
00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:42,124
Or the most egregious example
of political pandering in memory...
476
00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:44,161
John McCain's
choice of running mate.
477
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,891
Well, at least she's run something.
478
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:49,832
[Chuckles] Yeah, a town called Wasilla,
which she left in debt?
479
00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:53,200
She had executive experience,
including foreign policy.
480
00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,762
Foreign policy?
What, she can see Russia on a clear day?
481
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,435
- Can she spell Russia?
- She's just as qualified as-
482
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,002
Denny, she couldn't name
any newspaper she read...
483
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,378
- or Supreme Court decisions-
- Gotcha journalism.
484
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:06,417
- It was the network-
- Gotcha journalism?
Naming a Supreme Court case?
485
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:09,214
This isn't about Palin.
It's about McCain.
486
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,221
- Okay, well, what if he dies?
- Who?
487
00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:15,282
McCain! Of the last
19 administrations...
488
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,557
almost half- half- have had situations
where the vice president...
489
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:21,622
had to assume presidential responsibilities,
if not complete control!
490
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,100
Reagan had Alzheimer's.
His approval rating went up!
491
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,194
Denny, John McCain is 72!
492
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:29,206
He'd be the oldest person
ever to assume office!
493
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:32,869
He's ripe for a heart attack, not to mention
he's had melanoma four times.
494
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:36,744
There's a very real possibility he could die.
And then what?
495
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:40,808
We'll be left with Sarah Palin? Is there anybody
anywhere who's really okay with that?
496
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,479
- Yes! They're called Americans!
- Oh-
497
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,786
- TheJoe Six-Pack-
- TheJoe Six-Pack needs
somebody to fix the economy...
498
00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:49,383
- not have a beer with!
- I don't hear anything coming from Obama-
499
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:53,420
You don't hear anything at all from John
McCain. His own camp says don't talk about it.
500
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,592
- Instead, we'll just go negative. It's despicable.
- Obama's gone negative too...
501
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,034
- playing that age card.
- Bulldog in lipstick says Obama
pals around with terrorists.
502
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:02,301
- It's beneath gutter politics.
- Obama loves to play those ads about McCain-
503
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:03,806
- Smear!
- And the Keating Five.
504
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,900
- Cynical, disgusting smear.
- That's the high ground?
505
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,569
If this represents the direction
he plans to lead us...
506
00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,806
- after eight years of the Bush administration-
- Change! Change! Change!
507
00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:13,009
- While McCain's camp just spews
out hate-filled demagoguery.
- Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
508
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,417
Some maverick.
Maverick! Maverick!
509
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,615
Maverick! Maverick!
Maverick!
510
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,851
Mav- Ow!
You shot me!
511
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:25,191
- Damn right, I did.
- Denny, that hurt me. For God's sake-
512
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:28,096
- Oh! You got me in the back!
- Well, that'll teach you!
513
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,997
Ow! Ow!
514
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:33,333
- All even now!
- You could've shot my eye out, you crazy-
515
00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:36,373
Don't ever raise a gun to me- Oh!
516
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,966
Happy now? Aah! Ah!
517
00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:43,977
[Grunting]
518
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:47,609
- [Gunshots Continue]
- [Grunting Continues]
519
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,954
Hey!
520
00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:53,013
Hey, hey! Hey!
521
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,559
[Groans]
522
00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,787
[Groans]
523
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:05,926
Politics.
524
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,313
- What's going on with you two?
- Nothing.
525
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,822
Nothing.
526
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,881
[Elevator Bell Dings]
527
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,160
Hi, guys.
528
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,533
- Denny and I are fighting.
- Oh, got it.
529
00:30:41,606 --> 00:30:43,836
Denise, listen.
530
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,239
L-
531
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:54,218
I'm very sorry about being so flippant
about you and Brad.
532
00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:56,947
It's just- It felt like you
were trying to unnerve me...
533
00:30:57,021 --> 00:31:01,048
and I resorted to a little
gamesmanship myself.
534
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:04,390
And I've been feeling
terrible about it.
535
00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:07,863
Well, Alan, don't
beat yourself up about it.
536
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,765
- No-
- I mean, do, if it'll compromise your closing.
537
00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:12,462
[Both Chuckle]
538
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:16,268
You know, not to be
disgustingly opportunistic...
539
00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:18,434
but I always felt...
540
00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:22,536
that there was unfinished business
between the two of us.
541
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,879
Actually, un-started business,
and, well-
542
00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,975
I would love it.
543
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,948
Would you?
544
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:34,617
Mmm.
If only I wasn't married.
545
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,661
You and Brad are split.
546
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:41,825
Well, I might have fudged
the facts a little there.
547
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:46,326
- Which facts?
- Mmm, the part about Brad and I being split.
548
00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:50,635
Truth is, we've never been happier.
549
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,609
I'm gonna get him
to send you a postcard...
550
00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:58,445
from one of his moist,
exotic destinations.
551
00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:02,748
- Mmm. Time for court, Al.
- [Elevator Bell Dings]
552
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:19,461
Jerry.
553
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:27,274
For what it's worth,
I thought you did a goodjob.
554
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:31,873
Could've done without the wooden
cigarette or the talk about the spin-off...
555
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,282
but I thought you presented
yourself in good form.
556
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:36,343
Thank you.
557
00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:40,620
Do we know when they'll
make their decision?
558
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,889
Um, they have already, actually.
559
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:49,464
You made partner, Jerry.
560
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:56,331
Are you... teasing me?
561
00:32:56,407 --> 00:33:00,173
No, I am not teasing you.
562
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,877
It is my privilege- and I do mean it
when I say privilege-
563
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:08,976
to inform you that an offer of full partnership
has been extended to you.
564
00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:19,555
Thank you.
Thank you!
565
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:22,758
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
566
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:26,593
Thanks.
567
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,904
Aren't you gonna at least pop?
568
00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:35,207
Hop, purr, for God's sake?
569
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:37,941
You must have a celebratory tic
you've been saving up.
570
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,348
It's not that big a deal, Katie.
571
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:43,080
It's good.
572
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:45,782
It's a nice feather.
573
00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:51,158
But it's-it's really just-
574
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:09,546
Can anybody explain
the logic behind this?
575
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,707
The federal government-
our government-
576
00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,684
is actually prohibiting a company...
577
00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:18,153
from exceeding regulations
to make its product safer.
578
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,248
I'm baffled.
It's one thing to say...
579
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,259
that our government
can no longer protect us.
580
00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:25,921
We've seen that with the F.D.A.,
which has failed to regulate drugs...
581
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,589
that have, in fact, killed us.
582
00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:29,758
We've seen our government
undercut...
583
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,962
regulation by the Consumer Product
Safety Commission...
584
00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:36,598
paving the way for an influx
of deadly lead-coated imports.
585
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:39,575
We've seen the S.E.C., in deference
to free market capitalists...
586
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:43,512
go M.I.A. On Wall Street, essentially leading
to an economic implosion.
587
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:47,677
And John McCain wants
to deregulate health care, God forbid.
588
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:53,156
I mean, I suppose all of that can be attributed
to simple greed and incompetence.
589
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:57,627
But this-
This is a new tactic altogether.
590
00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:03,031
This goes beyond scrapping regulation
in favor of big business interests.
591
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,969
This is our government
deliberately taking steps...
592
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,029
to actually thwart our safety.
593
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,042
There can be no possible
explanation...
594
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,874
for banning my client
from testing her cows...
595
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,710
other than the most blatant
and malignant one-
596
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,546
that the U.S.D.A. Has been bought off
by the big meat packers...
597
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:24,281
who don't want to bear the added expense
of doing the same testing.
598
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:27,620
We've seen big pharmaceutical
buy off the F.D.A.
599
00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:32,686
We've certainly seen Big Oil help craft
U.S. Energy policy, for God's sake.
600
00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:36,062
The tobacco industry still spends
20 million a year lobbying Congress.
601
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,297
But even if you're somehow
willing to accept...
602
00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:43,238
this "money talks" approach to government,
how can it get to a point where-
603
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,332
She just wants to make sure
her beef is safe.
604
00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:49,004
I mean, whose government is this?
[Scoffs]
605
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,411
I agree.
606
00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:56,815
Miss Bauer, this is shocking!
Outrageous!
607
00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:01,518
Indecent! I don't know who the Department
of Agriculture thinks it's working for...
608
00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:05,153
but it is certainly not me
or my grandchildren!
609
00:36:05,229 --> 00:36:10,496
This ridiculous ban is-is overruled!
610
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:12,502
- My God!
- [Gavel Raps]
611
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:14,538
We're adjourned!
612
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:17,199
Yes!
I don't know about you...
613
00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:20,506
but I like to cap off my victories
with a simple toast and a poke.
614
00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:24,571
- How about you?
- Mr. Shore, thank you.
615
00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:26,674
And may I say before I leave,
my gratitude notwithstanding...
616
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:29,219
you two are the weirdest
lawyers I've ever met.
617
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,881
You, in particular,
should be institutionalized.
618
00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:35,392
Thank you.
Is that yes on the poke?
619
00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:42,830
Denny, I'm sorry about our fight.
It was my fault.
620
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:46,199
I broke our agreement
and got too emotional.
621
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:48,204
I'm sorry too.
622
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,763
For God's sake!
623
00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:53,537
- It was Valerie's doing.
- Geez, Denny!
624
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:55,636
- Hi, guys.
- Hey.
625
00:36:55,713 --> 00:37:01,208
Congratulations. I'm actually happy you won.
I mean, off the record.
626
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:04,118
- Are you?
- Yeah. It was fun...
627
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,588
seeing the both of you again.
628
00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:09,888
And, Alan, Brad and I would love to have you
to the house sometime for dinner.
629
00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:13,892
- You're an evil little vixen.
- Mmm.
630
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,670
Come on, Alan.
Let's go vote.
631
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:23,229
- You just behave yourself.
- That's Valerie's doing.
632
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:35,317
This land is your land
This land is my land
633
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:39,948
From California
to the New York island
634
00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,822
- Alan Shore.
- From the redwood forest
635
00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:46,226
To the Gulf Stream waters
636
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:50,461
This land was made
for you and me
637
00:37:51,535 --> 00:37:54,834
Whoa
638
00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:59,069
[No Audible Dialogue]
639
00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:01,338
Ooh, ooh
640
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,937
I've roamed and rambled
641
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,950
I've followed my footsteps
642
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,009
To the sparklin'sands
643
00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:11,782
Ofher diamond deserts
644
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:14,120
And all around me
645
00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:17,854
A voice was soundin'
646
00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:21,762
This land was made
for you and me
647
00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:25,734
Ooh, ooh
648
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:28,328
Ooh, ooh
649
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,205
Ooh, ooh
650
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:38,078
[Vocalizing]
651
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,276
[Ends]
652
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:45,317
You hear?
Jerry made partner.
653
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:48,552
I did. I also understand
you went to bat for him.
654
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:52,892
Well, I kinda like the guy,
nut job that he is.
655
00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,165
Denny, can you believe-
656
00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:59,396
We could have seriously hurt
ourselves yesterday...
657
00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:01,563
shooting each other
in the face with those things.
658
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:04,335
- We were really mad.
- Yeah, we were.
659
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:08,003
L-I got the- the mad cow.
What's your excuse?
660
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,946
I don't know.
661
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,075
I've always been such a proponent
of people being able...
662
00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:20,112
to discuss politics without
getting too... emotional.
663
00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:24,420
There I was, going off like-
[Chuckles]
664
00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:27,860
It's good that you're passionate.
665
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,866
[Exhales]
666
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:35,962
So we're not gonna talk about it?
667
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:39,042
What?
668
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,204
Who we voted for.
669
00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:45,214
- I know who you voted for.
- And you?
670
00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:49,450
Finish your drink.
671
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,455
I've already crossed my aisle today.
672
00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:59,460
What do you mean?
673
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:03,126
- Den- Did you?
- [Chuckles]
674
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,134
I'll never admit it in public.
675
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,863
- What made you change your mind?
- Not you.
676
00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:13,739
Ah. Truth is, I didn't know
the right choice.
677
00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:17,907
But these last eight years-
678
00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:22,419
Let's just say I knew the wrong one.
679
00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:25,080
- I think I love you.
- You've always loved me.
680
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:28,683
- I love you more now.
- [Chuckles]
681
00:40:38,502 --> 00:40:43,439
Tomorrow we'll actually wake up
with a new president-elect.
682
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:46,874
- This land is your land
- Wow.
683
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,502
- This land is my land
- Wow.
684
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,513
From California
685
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:53,778
- To the New York island
- And possibly...
686
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:56,285
- From the redwood forest
- a new America.
687
00:40:56,353 --> 00:40:59,686
To the Gulf Stream waters
688
00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:02,555
This land was made
for you and me
689
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,116
Bigger wow.
690
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,629
And all around me
691
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:10,098
A voice was soundin'
692
00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:16,003
This land was made
for you and me
693
00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:19,304
[Ends]
694
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,437
[Woman]
You stinker!
58852
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