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Previously on Boston Legal...
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- Melvin Palmer, how are you?
- I'm grand, actually, but I go by Alan Shore.
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You're a hoot, that's what.
We have an expression in Texas...
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you're all hat...
and no cattle.
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I know I've seen your face.
I don't know your real identity,
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but I know you've been
Lorraine Weller since 1997.
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I owned and operated a brothel.
After being arrested, I reached a deal
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with the authorities, whereby I would not
be prosecuted if I agreed to disappear.
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Jerry, would you like to get
a drink with me?
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We all know what's supposed to happen
on the third date, after 2 wonderful dates.
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- You've really never kissed a woman?
- Not a real one...
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Oh, thank you God. I don't wanna
be let out, just let her in.
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Would you be riding
on the elevator with us?
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Think you can handle it, Denny?
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- Ah... Scotch and eggnog?
- No, thank you.
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What's with all the guns here, Denny,
if you don�t mind my asking?
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Coast Guard Auxiliary.
I'm serving my country. It's fantastic.
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Getting reacquainted with weaponry.
Wanna join?
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Actually, Denny, I do serve my country.
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Which is one of the reasons I'm here.
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In fact I joined the board of Green People
to save this country as well as the planet.
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Denny...
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this is a little awkward.
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Green People hired Crane, Poole and
Schmidt on my recommendation,
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and the only reason I made
that recommendation...
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was because you told me
your firm was extremely green.
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- Yeah. So?
- Well, it�s not. Not really.
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What are you talking about?
We have all these, uh, curly-cue light bulbs.
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Yeah. Well, there are major areas
where this firm is not green.
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You have no solar panels,
no carpool policies.
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I discovered you recently
threw away your old computers
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which contain hazardous waste.
- Oh, Walt.
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And which will probably
wind up in a landfill.
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Meanwhile Green People
is paying your firm
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legal fees in the six figures every year.
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Bottom line, Denny: get green
or I'll recommend we hire another law firm.
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- Walt. May I say something?
- Okay.
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I love the environment.
I really do.
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And every day I kiss the ground
I walk on. As do many others,
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because I am after all...
Denny Crane.
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- Oh, God.
- What's this? You got a tic?
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Denny.
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I take this cause... seriously.
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I'm committing the rest of my life to it.
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I told you it was important for our law firm
to be environmentally conscious.
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You're wearing blinking antlers for God's sakes!
- Walt, it's Christmas!
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It's the time of year to embrace giving
and getting and waste and gluttony ...
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and all the things that make God
and this country great!
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Don't be such a girl.
- Now I'm getting angry.
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So am I! Frankly, I hope
this planet survives. I really do.
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But I am getting sick of you
smug, hybrid driving socialists
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telling the rest of us
how to live our lives!
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I'm rich, okay? Like to guzzle
a little gas now and then.
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I keep my thermostat at 22�C during the winter.
I prefer night games in football.
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And I am fed up with you
global warming wusses
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raining on my electric parade!
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You can be such an arrogant, ignorant, ass!
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So can you!
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Good news! It's paint.
Bad news. It's not biodegradable.
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Nobody comes into my office
and ruins my Christmas
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with a load of �Save the Planet�
atheist, communist crap!
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Off you go now.
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Aah! These things happen.
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An argument between two old friends.
You'd understand if you had any.
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These things happen? You open fire
on him with a paintball gun?
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Uh hm. Am I the only one who's getting
a little sick of these greenies?
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If they had their way we'd be
living in caves like terrorists.
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Where's Shirley, by the way?
I prefer her reprimanding me.
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Shirley's in Atlanta at a conference...
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ironically on environmental law.
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Denny, this greenie
is suing us for fraud.
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He claims you misrepresented us
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as being an environmentally
conscious firm.
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Oh, send them some Joan Baez tapes
tied together with hemp rope.
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No, they're asking for all the money
they've ever paid us in legal fees.
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That's in the millions. Plus
three times that in punitive damages.
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Denny!
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Denny, the bigger problem is...
now that
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all corporations are going green,
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we could be shunned if
we're perceived not to be.
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That means no more business...
from anybody.
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Whatever.
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Clarence?
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You've been staring at my pencil cup
for about thirty seconds.
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Is there something wrong?
- I'm too embarrassed to even say.
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Just tell me.
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- I lost my house.
- What?
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The bank foreclosed.
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- Were you not making payments?
- I was. But...
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But what? What happened?
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The interest rates just kept exploding.
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I bought about three years ago.
I didn't have to put anything down.
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- You got an adjustable rate.
- Yes.
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Yes. And at first I could make the increases.
And then they went up 30%.
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And then they went up again.
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I'm still paying off student loans
from law school.
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These increases have
wiped out my savings and...
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I missed the last two months.
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I feel like such an idiot.
- And they're foreclosing?
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- I can't get the bank to even talk to me.
- They're not taking your house.
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- They're within their rights.
- I don't care. They're not taking your house.
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It's Christmas.
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I can't, Denny, I have
a meeting with Clarence.
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- I don't want Sack defending me.
- He won the last time.
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Exactly. He'll expect me to be grateful.
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The bank is trying to take
Clarence's house away.
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I told him I'd help. And as for you, I thought
you'd agreed to stop shooting people.
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- He's an environmentalist.
- Even so.
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You were hoping to get called on
Shirley's carpet again, weren't you?
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That's what this was about.
- No, no, I really wanted to shoot him.
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Alan.
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Your best defense here, Denny,
is remorse. Contrition.
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You need to look past the fact that
he's an environmentalist and see him
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as the... terrible golfer you've
always loved to beat and apologize.
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Come on, Clarence.
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- He shot him with a gun?
- Paintball. He does that.
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And now he's being sued?
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Ah. You know I've learned,
when looking for you,
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it's best not to check your office
or your desk where you might
actually be doing some work.
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- Yeah, yeah. What do you need?
- Clients. They seem like nice clients...
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need you. They're
in the reception waiting.
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Can't you get somebody else?
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Fine.
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Nice suit.
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Katie. You'll be joining me in defense
of both the firm and Denny Crane
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whose legacy continues
to grow yet more colorful.
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My office, please.
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Well, it seems the paintball assassin is now...
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Jerry, what's wrong?
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- I got dumped.
- I'm sorry?
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It's a �Dear John� letter from Leigh.
She's leaving me for an iPhone.
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Well, first of all, and
it goes without saying,
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Denny is very sorry for
shooting the paintball gun.
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Well, that's interesting, because
until now it has gone without saying.
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Girl.
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Denny. What do you have to say?
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- I'm sorry.
- No, you're not, Denny.
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And the truth is I don't really care.
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Not about the paintball. But
I do care about the environment.
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And it's embarrassing to me as
a board member of Green People
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to look around this office
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and see it lit up like
a nuclear power plant.
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Wasteful Christmas decorations.
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You make no effort whatsoever
to conserve energy.
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And this at a time when carbon dioxide
is poisoning the planet.
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Glaciers are melting.
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Is it overzealous on my part? Maybe.
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Ow! Dammit! Something keeps hitting me
in the face and it hurts.
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Why don't... we take a break...
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and let cooler heads prevail?
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- You're shooting me!
- Ah, it's an air soft gun. Don't be such a girl.
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Obnoxious...
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- Okay!
- Sick!
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Second amendment. He was attacking me.
I have a right to defend myself.
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Don't I?
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- Nobody is more devastated about this than I am.
- Yes.
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I personally executed Mr Bell's
mortgage agreement.
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I take enormous pride in being able
to help people buy homes.
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I was extremely gratified to be able
to help Mr Bell buy his.
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And I am deeply saddened
for him to be losing it.
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Yes. Is it any consolation
that you're the one taking it?
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I wanted this to work.
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We gave Mr Bell a no-money-down
interest-only two-year-arm at 2%!
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It was a fantastic opportunity.
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Mr Chernack, I'm in a bit of a rush, so
if you don't mind I'd like to cut the crap.
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As much as you desperately want
the best for Clarence it seems
you've done him the very worst.
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You facilitated his buying a house
he ultimately couldn't afford.
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You then continued to raise his rates.
What was once 2% is now 12%
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with a balloon payment coming due,
and in the end it seems the bank
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gets all the money and the house. And
instead of the best, Clarence gets nothing.
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I take offense to that.
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This man wanted this property
and I made it happen for him.
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Oh, my goodness!
Let's hear it for Mr Chernack,
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this year's MVP
in the predator lending department!
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- I'm sorry. Is there a problem?
- Oh no, don't be silly.
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Just celebrating Mr Chernack's success
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with this sub-prime mortgage
scam you're currently offering.
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And, you are?
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Alan Shore representing a scamee.
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- May we go to my office?
- Unless you're serving drinks with
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your apology and refinancing offer
I think we can settle this in court.
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Oh, I think before we get there
you'll want to do your discovery
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which attorneys typically do.
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And you'll find, Mr Shore, that this sub-prime
debacle isn't just victimizing individuals,
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but lending institutions as well.
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In fact, over a hundred and sixty major
lenders have been put out of business.
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Many others, including us,
are simply trying to survive.
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Our stock prices have
gone down almost 95%.
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20% of the mortgages
we hold are past due.
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The bulk of the others
haven't had their rates reset yet.
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And in the next two years,
it figures to get worse.
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But hey, go ahead and sue us.
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That's what we need, for a lawyer like you
to come in and slap us around a little.
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Now what?
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I don't know. We could sue but,
like he said, they've lost money too.
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It's not something
they wanted to have happen.
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Huh. It's always the government.
Come on, Alan.
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This is a Liberal's wet dream.
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You get to jump up and scream
for more regulations.
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Yes.
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Well, I've scheduled a settlement conference
with the bank's lawyer.
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We'll see what happens.
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What about your case?
What's happening there?
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Trial. We'll win. Deep down
people hate the environment.
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I'm not sure that's true, Denny.
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Actions speak louder than words.
Never mind what we say.
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Consider what we do.
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It might occasion a discussion
of your actions.
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Is it time for your annual CAT scan?
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- Very funny.
- Seriously, Denny. Is it time?
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There are these new PET scans
which are more definitive.
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I'm gonna make an appointment.
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Well, well! Alan Shore!
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How the heck are you my good buddy?
- I'm fine thank you.
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A bit surprised, perhaps, to discover
we're buddies, but other than that�
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Atta boy! You're still a hoot,
that's what you are.
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Melvin Palmer, how are you my friend?
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- Homeless.
- Well, we're gonna see what we can do about that,
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that's what we're gonna do.
Do you know what I like?
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I like to eliminate �adversary�
from the adversarial process,
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that's what I like.
- Oh dear.
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There is no reason
this can't be a win-win.
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I mean, we're not
the Japanese, now are we?
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No. But I can see you're a racist
in addition to being my good buddy.
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You're a hoot, that's what you are.
Come on, let's all go work this out.
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Find a way for my friend Clarence
to be home for the holidays.
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He gets worse.
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Jerry, it's very difficult for me to work at
my desk knowing you're curled up under yours.
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I'm fine.
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Have you seen those iPhones?
They're very sexy.
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- Jerry, get up from under your desk, please!
- I'm fine.
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Jerry, please! Get up!
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Not to mitigate the tragedy which was
once your great love, but Leigh is...
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well, I believe the American term,
a total nut job.
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I'm quite sympathetic
to the condition of objectophilia,
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but if your girlfriend cheats on you
with a clock radio and runs off with an iPhone
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she is bonkers and you'd best be
done with her.
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So stop your whinging and
get on with it, would you please?
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Either that or go outfit yourself
with a nappy.
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Bloody hell.
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Make sure he goes through the weapons
detector as you go into the courthouse.
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I heard that.
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Carl. I was in your office at six o'clock.
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You were a no show.
- I got a little tied up with Denny.
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- Would you like that?
- Let's try eleven o'clock today.
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- What's happening?
- I haven't the slightest idea.
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It's a summons, but with
no indication as to my fate.
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I don't like that it's happening
without Shirley.
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Jerry.
- Oh shut up.
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- Okay.
- Leigh dumped him.
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- For the clock radio?
- iPhone. They are sexy.
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Here's what I'm trying to do, Clarence.
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I'm trying to get inside your head.
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It's what I like to do.
You see, I find the best way
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to help people with their problem is
to experience where they're coming from.
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That suit you okay my friend?
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- Fine.
- Okay.
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Now, when Mr Chernack
explained this loan�
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He didn't really explain it.
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Well, you went to law school.
Are you telling me that
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you signed a legal document
without understanding it?
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Was it your client's intent to take advantage of him
when it turned out he didn't, Mr Palmer?
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I'm sorry. Melvin.
I keep forgetting we're buddies.
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- You know what you are?
- A hoot.
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With a capital H, that's what you are.
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Now Clarence, you did understand terms like
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�float�, and �balloon�,
and �piggyback�, and...
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hell, sounds like a birthday party.
That's what that does.
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But you did understand that your adjustable
rate floated with the prime, didn't you?
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I certainly had no idea the prime
would go through the roof.
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Nor did the bank. And nobody expected
the housing market to take a dive.
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I mean we all got caught with
our pants down on that one, didn't we, Al?
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I do my best work with my pants down.
But then again,
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I'm the hoot.
- With a capital H, that's what you are.
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Please sit.
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Well. Lorraine.
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I did a little survey with the firm.
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Between the 172 attorneys currently
practicing law at Crane, Poole & Schmidt,
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we've managed to rack up convictions
in domestic violence,
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possession of marijuana, cocaine, heroin,
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ecstasy, malicious destruction
of property, DUI's,
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reckless driving and failure
to file income tax returns.
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That doesn't even include Denny.
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You, on the other hand,
haven't been convicted of anything.
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You also seem to have led a rather
model life over the past eight years,
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setting aside your extra-curricular
activities in elevators.
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Bottom line, you survive for now.
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Mainly because Shirley likes you...
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and Denny has a particular fondness in his...
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heart.
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If this prior career should take on
a public relations life...
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we may have to revisit the situation.
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But for now...
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Thank you.
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That's all.
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Okay, Jerry.
Why are you under my desk?
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I just came in to be alone.
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Would you like me to leave?
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He flies around in a private jet.
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He drives a tank.
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This is Crane of Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
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The firm does very little to be truly green.
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And he told me they did a lot.
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Well, this is fraud.
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So you've known Denny Crane
for a long time.
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You knew he flew in private jets
and so forth.
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True. But he told me that
he was starting to make sacrifices.
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More importantly he told me
the firm was green.
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It's not. Fraud.
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First of all I'm an enormous admirer
of your organization, Green People.
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I think you're all to be congratulated.
- Well, thank you.
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I do notice, however, the beverage
your counsel's drinking.
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Do you know sir, that the bottled water industry
uses more than 1.500.000 barrels of crude oil
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to manufacture their plastic?
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I know that we use oil to make products.
I do live in this century.
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They happen to use a lot of oil.
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Enough to fuel 100.000 cars for a year.
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They also use vast amounts of fossil fuels
to distribute their product.
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What's worst is less than 25%
of these bottles are actually recycled.
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The rest end up in land fills or the ocean.
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It's not really green at all
to be drinking bottled water.
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I'm not about to ask people to go green
at the expense of their own health.
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Oh, actually, it doesn't serve their health.
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Scientists say that bottled water
is no better for you than tap.
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In fact, it could be worse.
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The EPA standards are looser,
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and in some cases the bacterial
count is almost double.
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- This is not a referendum on water.
- I beg your pardon. Do you eat meat?
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I only ask because studies show
eating meat contributes more to
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greenhouse gases than driving a car.
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Denny says you two often have
rib-eyes together. Is that true?
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First, I don't believe that eating meat is
worse for the environment than driving a car.
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It is. Contaminated runoff from
slaughter houses is a major source
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of water pollution. Livestock itself
contributes 18%
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of greenhouse gases just from,
pardon me, farting.
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That's more than all the planes,
trains and automobiles put together.
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Do you eat meat, sir?
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I'm not sitting here saying
people need to go vegan.
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But Denny Crane's firm
is assaulting the environment.
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I mean the man drives a...
an outrageous gas guzzling mon�
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- What do you drive, may I ask?
- I drive a hybrid.
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- Oh dear.
- Oh, what? You're telling me that's bad too?
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00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,900
Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
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but hybrid batteries contain
nickel that is mined
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and smelted in a plant
in Sudbury, Ontario.
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A plant that has caused so much environ-
mental damage and acid rain that NASA
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uses the so-called �dead zone�
around the plant
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to test its moon rovers. I think a board
member of Green People might know that.
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That nickel then has to be shipped off via
massive containers to a refinery in Europe,
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then off to China to be made into nickel foam
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then to Japan to be manufactured,
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then finally all the way
back to America! All that,
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just to put a single hybrid battery into a car.
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When you combine all the energy
it takes to build and drive a hybrid
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it adds up to almost 50% more than
it does to build and drive a Hummer.
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They also save on fuel.
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In terms of money perhaps,
but because they do so, studies show
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people are driving more.
Hybrids might result
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in more fuel consumption than gas cars.
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I imagine you do know that?
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No?
- I love it.
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Sorry.
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My point is, you can blame us
all you want, my friend.
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But nobody saw this coming.
Even Alan Greenspan
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was saying there were no bubbles
in the housing market.
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Is Alan Greenspan your good buddy too?
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I hear he can be quite the hoot.
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00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,900
Al, I really don't need you
to make fun of me.
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- No! You don't.
- The simple fact is...
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this was a negotiable contract.
He's a lawyer.
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00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,200
Those are two facts actually.
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00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,500
What happened to the sub-prime
was unforeseeable.
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What happened to the housing
market was unforeseeable.
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00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:58,000
When do we get to the win-win
part of this meeting?
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This man was never lied to.
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00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,600
He made a deal. Now he doesn't like it
because it turned out to be a bad deal.
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00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,200
So what? He just stops
making his payments?
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00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,400
It seems to me he deserves
to lose the house.
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You think you can sue us
and win, Al,
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even though he flat out
breached a contract?
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I'm asking myself, �What kind
of a lawyer would think that?�
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That's what I ask.
But then I remember,
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you're not so much a lawyer
as you are a gigantic hoot.
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Am I right?
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I may not be much
of a lawyer, Mr Palmer,
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but I can see the obvious.
Foreclose on Mr Bell's house
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and your client will be left
holding an asset he can't sell
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and a loan that will never be paid off.
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Over the next 18 months, 2.000.000
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of these teaser mortgages
are going to expire.
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And a trillion dollars' worth of loans
are going to be called in
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as interest rates keep taking up and
property values keep slipping down.
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00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,600
That trillion dollars' worth of debt
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is going to be secured by houses
worth a fraction of that.
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Keep throwing people out on the street,
taking their homes instead of their money
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and you'll be left with a stock price of zero
and a public that's out for blood.
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Not mine, or his, but yours, and yours.
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You can smell it in the air.
Anger and chaos.
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If Shakespeare were alive today,
he might say:
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�First thing.
Let's kill all the bankers.�
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00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:31,400
Tell me, Melvin, what exactly do you
plan to trade on in that courtroom?
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00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:35,000
Your witless grin and home-style cookin'?
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00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:38,300
Or perhaps the bank industry's
stellar reputation.
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00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,900
The FBI has already claimed mortgage fraud
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00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:43,600
is the fastest growing
white-collar crime in America.
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00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:47,100
In some cities even drug dealers
have turned to mortgage lending.
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00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,500
Profits are high.
Death rate is low.
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00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:53,600
Until, of course, people
start shooting the suits.
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00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,900
I may not know much about law,
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00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,100
but even a gigantic hoot like me knows,
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cases always come down to emotion.
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00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,400
Who do you think the jury's
heart will go out to on this one?
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00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:09,700
I've got a man who's lost his home
and his entire life's savings.
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You've got a bank.
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00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:24,100
These images here are basically
microscopic plaques of debris,
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tangles of nerve endings
containing a protein called T.
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Up to now we've only be able to view
these kind of tissue tangles in autopsies.
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00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:35,100
- So, what are you saying? I'm dead?
- No. I'm just saying with
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the latest PET scan developments
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we are now seeing things
we never thought possible.
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00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,400
It's beyond innovation.
This is really the cutting edge.
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00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,400
Look. Just tell me
what all this crap means.
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Well, you have MCI.
But that doesn't mean�
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I've got AT&T. I know my phone service.
I'm not that far gone.
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00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,200
No. MCI stands for
Mild Cognitive Impairment.
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And this debris here
represents signs of MCI.
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Did I not just tell him I have AT&T?
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00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,500
So, is this Alzheimers?
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00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,600
Could be the early stages.
But nothing's definitive.
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Sometimes MCI is a transition stage
between normal aging and Alzheimer's.
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Other times it's just normal aging.
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We see this in about
29% of people under 85.
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Of those people roughly 12%
progress to Alzheimer's each year.
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Do I look like Rainman?
Just crunch the numbers for me!
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00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:24,500
In about six years 80%
have Alzheimer's.
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00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,100
So, let me understand
what we have here.
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00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:37,300
I have an 80% chance of getting
Alzheimer's in six years?
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Yes.
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00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,100
If it's any consolation at all...
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00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,500
you're seventy-five.
You drink. You smoke.
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00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,800
You probably won't live that long.
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00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,700
Denny Crane wasn't honest.
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00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:12,000
He told Walt Bonner that Crane, Poole
and Schmidt was a green firm.
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00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:17,500
It wasn't. I don't know about you, but
I'm a little sick of the wide-spread practice
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of the �tell the customer
what he wants to hear
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whatever it takes to get
the account� mentality.
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00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:26,500
It's fraud! They're not green.
It's bait and switch. It's wrong.
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00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,400
These people need to be held
accountable for their lies and deception.
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00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,400
You have to help hold them accountable.
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00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:39,300
Even if my client eats meat
and I drink bottled water.
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00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:54,800
It's hard to know what the hell is
good for the environment these days.
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00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,800
One minute we're being told,
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00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:02,900
�Eat farmed salmon
to spare the wild stocks.�
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While another study says,
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�That may be the worst thing
we can do for the wild salmon.�
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00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:12,500
There's a new study out that
says people contribute more
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to greenhouse gas emissions
by walking than by driving.
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Because the increased energy
it takes to walk makes people eat more
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which causes the proliferation
of slaughterhouses.
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Ridiculous? It could be.
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00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,400
Everyone talks about ethanol.
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00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:34,900
Well, it turns out to fill
one SUV with pure ethanol
463
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,300
would require 200 Kg of corn.
464
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:43,500
Or roughly the amount of calories
to feed a person for a year.
465
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,200
That's just one tank full.
466
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:49,900
We've heard how hybrid cars may
not be all they're cracked up to be.
467
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:54,900
I mean, the information can
sometimes become so contradictory...
468
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:59,600
it's confusing. And as a consequence,
easy to feel overwhelmed and...
469
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,900
an utter sense of futility.
470
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,800
Especially when people are running
around screaming, �The end is near!�
471
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,400
One thing that really would be helpful
472
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,700
is if all the Chicken Little's
would just stop yelling, �Doom!�...
473
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:17,300
and calm down. And instead
promote a little common sense.
474
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,400
We're not gonna stop driving cars.
475
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:25,400
People are not going
to give up meat. Or Christmas.
476
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,900
Now we can stop eating farmed salmon.
477
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,300
We can recycle.
We can drive less.
478
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:39,200
We can use fluorescent
light bulbs. Little things.
479
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,700
Maybe if we get the message out
480
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,300
that the little things
really make a difference,
481
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,500
we'll all start doing them.
482
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,500
But suing people for not doing enough...
483
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,700
This is silly, isn't it?
484
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:08,300
I wasn't listening. Any good?
485
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,700
Hello, Jerry.
486
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,100
Busy.
487
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,000
Jerry?
488
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,400
What? Improper to make
fun of the disabled?
489
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,900
You're not disabled, Jerry.
490
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:34,100
You're a very �abled� man who happens to
have Asperger's and a few eccentric tics,
491
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:37,200
but you're intelligent.
And you're mainstream.
492
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,100
And when it comes to finding
a romantic partner...
493
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,900
It's simply wrong for you to reduce
your playing field to people who suffer
494
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:46,300
mental disorders, which
Leigh Swift very much does.
495
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:51,300
With all due respect to objectophilia,
she needs medical attention.
496
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,500
For God's sake, you cannot be expected
to compete with a gadget.
497
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:58,800
You need to start setting
your sights a little... higher.
498
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:02,000
That would make a lovely Valentine's
movie. But in the real world�
499
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,700
Real world? Women fall in love
with men who beat them.
500
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,800
Men fall in love with
their mothers. Love is
501
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,500
the most inexplicable, unscientific,
irrational of all phenomena.
502
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,900
The only thing we know for sure is
it can happen to anyone. It usually does.
503
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:20,700
For you to be moping around with the idea
it never will for you is simply unacceptable.
504
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,800
- Okay.
- Okay. Fine.
505
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:32,500
Actually I'm writing a letter
to Leigh now. To get closure.
506
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,000
- Excellent.
- I thought it best to keep it short.
507
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,900
But I'm wondering if it's a little
too short. May I read it to you?
508
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,700
Of course.
509
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000
�Dear Leigh, Go to Hell.
510
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,800
Sincerely, Jerry�.
511
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:54,000
It is a bit short.
512
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,100
This offer in no way represents
any admission of liability on our part,
513
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,500
but rather... the charity that
runs through my client's heart.
514
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,000
To the Christmas season itself.
- Oh, Santa!
515
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:15,000
If your client brings his payments schedule
current, we will hold off on foreclosure.
516
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,400
- Rejected.
- What?
517
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,900
This, this is a gift!
- Because you're my buddy, yes.
518
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,000
And since no gift should go
unpunished, these are the terms:
519
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:26,300
He gets sixty days to bring
his scheduled payments current
520
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,700
and from there on he gets
a fixed rate at eight.
521
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:32,400
- Eight! Why on earth would we�?
- Because you gave him two
522
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,300
with the implied promise that it would
fluctuate, but certainly not detonate.
523
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:38,700
- I'm sorry but�
- Not nearly as sorry
524
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,800
as you'll be if you take
your chances with me in court.
525
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,100
- My friend�
- I am not your friend.
526
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,600
I find the possibility
of such a friendship, vile.
527
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:53,400
Your best hope Mr Milk is that
the first sub-prime lawsuit
528
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,500
is brought against you
by a buffoon like Mr Palmer.
529
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,900
You do not want the precedent
set by me because I will get you.
530
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,500
Search my eyes, Mr Milk.
This is what the truth looks like.
531
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:13,100
- 9%.
- Let's split the difference. Call it eight.
532
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,500
- Make the deal.
- Ah, Noris! I assure you�
533
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,500
Make the deal!
534
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,200
You have some dog doo
on your shoe.
535
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,400
Merry Christmas.
536
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,700
- You remember Doris?
- Yes, of course. How are you?
537
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,500
- Fine.
- Doris is gonna sing a song later.
538
00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:01,300
Fantastic! Doris,
this is Denny. Stop it.
539
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800
Alan...
540
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,200
I don't know how to thank you.
- Then why don't' we skip it?
541
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,600
- Hello, Jerry.
- Lorraine! Hello! Well! Hello!
542
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,200
I heard you'll be staying.
I'm very pleased.
543
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,700
That's very nice of you
to say. Thank you, Jerry.
544
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:43,100
- Is that a mercy kiss?
- A mercy kiss? Don't be ridiculous.
545
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,600
That was mistletoe.
546
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,000
- Merry Christmas, Jerry.
- You, too! Happy holidays.
547
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:03,900
- Where the hell were you?
- I lost interest. Did we win?
548
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,600
We did, actually, the jury found for us.
549
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,200
See? I told you. Deep down
people hate the environment.
550
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:12,100
That wasn't it, Denny.
But you're welcome.
551
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,000
Thank you.
552
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,600
Merry Christmas.
553
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,400
Merry Christmas, Denny.
554
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,200
Hello! Happy Holidays!
555
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,700
Hello.
- Hello, Jerry.
556
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:50,800
- I was wondering if you�d like to dance?
- I'd love to.
557
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,000
What am I? Chopped liver?
558
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,000
- Maybe Whitney could have the next dance?
- Of course! Hello. Welcome.
559
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
I'll be waiting right here for you, Jerryboy.
560
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:09,000
Would you like to dance, Whitney?
561
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,200
Okay, Clarence. Don't you try anything.
562
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:51,100
Can you imagine the nerve
of that doctor...
563
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:54,900
telling me I wouldn't live
long enough to get Alzheimer's?
564
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,100
I'll make it. You watch.
565
00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:01,200
What are the odds of somebody
getting Mad Cow and Alzheimer's?
566
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,600
Right.
567
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,300
See? I feel good.
568
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,300
I think it's good to live life as though
it were a finite thing. Cause, it is.
569
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,500
I appreciate today.
570
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:20,100
And tomorrow I'll wake up, and
there'll be another day to savor.
571
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:26,500
And after it I'll go to bed and
I'll wake up and there'll be another.
572
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,500
And another. And another. And a...
573
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,400
Besides, I can reverse this...
574
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:39,000
MCI thing. Any time I want.
575
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,200
- You can?
- I've read a study.
576
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:45,000
Blood goes to your brain. Blood goes
to your penis. But not at the same time.
577
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,400
So I wanna hone my mental skills?
I just cut down on the sex.
578
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,600
Question is, �Is it really worth it?�
579
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,700
I think Plato once asked that.
580
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,500
Don't you love Christmas?
581
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:08,100
Anything goes wrong with the world,
Christmas makes it go away.
582
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:14,200
Decorations. Carols. The tree.
583
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
I don't tell this to too many people, but...
584
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,500
I once had sex with a Christmas tree.
585
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,700
Not a real tree.
586
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,200
When I was in college,
my parents had one of those...
587
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,400
Christmas masquerade party things.
588
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,600
And ah, Diana Corlock,
I think I mentioned her to you,
589
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,200
she brought her slutty cousin along
590
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:41,100
and she was dressed
so beautifully in a, uh...
591
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,700
she had the popcorn strings
around her,
592
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:48,000
and icicles, and candy cane
from both...
593
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,700
She was magic.
594
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:56,000
So! Up to the room.
595
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,700
And my mother walked in
and caught me humping a tree.
596
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,400
That was trouble.
And she was already mad at me
597
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,100
for suckin' face with the Virgin Mary
under a mistletoe.
598
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,500
That was a tough party.
599
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:17,800
Have you bought my present yet?
- Well, it's still a little early.
600
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,800
I know what I want.
601
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,300
Tell me.
602
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,500
Well, I saw you dancing
close with Lorraine.
603
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,900
A lot closer than I'll ever get,
but I've resigned myself to that.
604
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:35,300
And her perfume rubbed off
on you. I can smell it from here.
605
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,500
And?
606
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,000
Alan. Can I smell you?
607
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:47,400
- That's all you want for Christmas?
- Please.
608
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,800
- Better not try anything.
- I won't!
609
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:56,500
Just wanna drink you in a little.
610
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,800
And pretend.
611
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,200
Hmm. Oh, my.
612
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:10,700
- What's this perfume on you?
- It's from one of the go-go dancers.
613
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,000
Hmm. It's very good.
614
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:15,100
- Wow.
- Alan. Don't talk.
615
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,400
It makes it harder
to pretend you're Lorraine.
616
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,200
Did she say what it was,
this go-go girl?
617
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,500
Smell all you want, Alan,
just don't talk.
618
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:29,800
May I say just one thing
since this is my gift?
619
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,500
What?
620
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,600
Merry Christmas, Denny.
621
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:42,400
Merry Christmas, my friend.53997
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