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♪ Batman ♪
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We have previously seen..
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A day at school.
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A glass of milk..
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Not milk, but money.
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Holy cow juice!
It's easy living.
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Sounds like the Joker.
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Watch out, kids,
the Joker is back of this.
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How true!
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What's he up to?
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An innocent jukebox..
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Oh, yeah?
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Plunder by remote control!
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And in the Joker's workshop..
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Cheerleader Susie?
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A secret member of the gang?
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But what's the Joker's plan?
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And that night, at school..
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Watch out!
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Ouch!
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Knockout gas!
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And inside this van..
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A ghastly game.
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Three lemons win 50,000 volts!
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One lemon..
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Two lemons!
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Short pause..
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Hold your breath
for the dynamic duo..
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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♪ Na na na na na
na na na na na ♪
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♪ Batman ♪
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- Hey, boss, look!
- What, what, what?
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The whole town, dark.
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'Street lights, everything.'
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Oh! Curses and criminy.
What confounded luck!
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Gotham City is having
a power failure
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just like New York.
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The cops.
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I don't like the twist
this joke is taking.
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Get us away!
Cheese it, everyone!
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Let's go, let's go.
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Strange, an abandoned truck.
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Let's have a look inside.
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'Holy smoke!'
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Quick, cut us out of here
before the power comes on.
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Of that's what we will be,
just holy smokes!
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A mobile slot machine
torture van.
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The mere possession
of such a vehicle
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violates 17 separate statutes.
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And not a shred of evidence
tying it to the devilish Joker.
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No fingerprints,
stolen license plates..
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You overlooked this,
Chief O'Hara.
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A reel of tape?
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Right. The tape from our
anti-crime recorder.
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Before setting out tonight,
I equipped my utility belt
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with a tiny microphone
and transmitter.
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'Every word those criminals said
was recorded in the Batmobile.'
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But what good will that do,
Boy wonder?
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I thought you said
they spoke to you
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through a trick voice distorter.
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Tricky, commissioner.
Tricky, but vain.
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They didn't realize
that every human voice
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has its own
private wave pattern.
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Private as a fingerprint.
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Astounding.
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Is it evidence? Can it be used
by the district attorney?
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True, the courts won't
accept it as yet.
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I think I'll take
this tape to the Bat-cave.
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Run it through the anti-crime
voice analyzer.
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Check it against the voice file.
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That way, we'll learn
the identity
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of the Joker's henchmen.
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We might be able to follow
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one of them to
the Joker's hideout.
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Robin's right.
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It's our only card.
Let's hope it's a trump.
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I'm afraid the Joker may still
hold the winning hand, Batman.
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Will the anti-crime voice
analyzer operate without power?
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Fortunately, commissioner,
the Bat-cave is equipped
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with an anti-crime
auxiliary generator.
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Which automatically
compensates power failure.
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Saints be praised.
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And the Caped Crusader's
advanced technology.
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To the Bat-cave.
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Morning!
Hallelujah.
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The mighty power grid
serving Gotham City
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is back in action.
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And in the Batcave, deep below
stately Wayne Manor..
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Master scope
circuit, A-Okay.
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Let's check the beginning
of the tape.
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Right.
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That'll be Susie when we
ran into her in the hall.
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'Am I ever glad
to see you two.'
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- Perfect.
- What'll I do?
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- Jump the tape ahead?
- Roger. Pick it up at 12.7.
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'That'll be when
we were tied inside'
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'that grisly torture van.'
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12.7, here it goes.
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'Oh, let 'em fall.'
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The same voice.
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I don't believe it.
Susie?
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Quick, both tapes.
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Let's run them again,
back to back.
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'Am I ever glad
to see you two.'
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'Oh, let 'em fall.'
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Holy Benedict Arnold, Susie!
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Our chief cheerleader.
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A member of the Joker's
criminal gang!
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Is it possible, Batman?
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Steady, Robin.
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Steady, old chum.
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But how can it be?
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It's an old story, I'm afraid.
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Old as Eve and the apple.
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That snake, the Joker must have
promised her some baubles.
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Led her astray.
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But what are
we gonna do, Batman?
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It's bitter...
but it's a break.
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The first one we've had.
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We'll have to use it.
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You're right.
Only how?
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Let's see, today is
a school holiday, isn't it?
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Where does that cute
little trickster
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happen to be hanging out?
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I know.
The Easy Living Candy Store.
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It's on East 3rd,
two blocks from school.
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Get set, Robin.
Get set for an ugly job.
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No, correction.
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What?
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Not Robin..
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Dick... Dick Grayson,
undercover agent.
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'His job is to get
inside that gang.'
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Dog George to Batman,
do you read me?
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'Do you read me, Batman?'
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Loud and clear, over.
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'I'm about to go in.'
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'How's the micro-TV
camera working.'
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- Push button for test pattern.
- Roger.
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Bat-scope a-okay,
Dog George.
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Rendezvous in Bat-cave
at end of mission.
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'Good luck.
Over and out.'
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Good gravy, it's Dick Grayson,
president of the school council!
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A goodnik like that?
Coming in here?
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Hiya, Sue-baby.
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How's tricks?
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I must be seeing things.
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I thought you spent all
your spare time studying.
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Oh, sure, I used to, maybe.
But, uh, who needs it anymore?
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You're looking at a guy
who's seen the light, Sue-baby.
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Who's the boyfriend?
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Oh, my friends call me Nick.
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'No kidding. What do
your enemies call you?'
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'My enemies ain't
in no condition'
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'to call nobody nothin'.'
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Some joker, isn't he?
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Uh, you looking
for something, Dicky boy?
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Same as everyone else,
Sue-baby.
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Some way of making
an easy buck, that's all.
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You, the ward of that rich
millionaire, Bruce Wayne?
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'What a skinflint.'
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If I didn't swipe dimes
from the butler
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I wouldn't even have
cigarette money.
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Why, here...
Have one on me, buster.
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Oh, thanks, pal.
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'I better pass this round,
I already had two packs today.'
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So, how's the easy buck setup?
Got any leads?
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'You know, he might be
able to help us, Nick.'
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- He's a real super athlete.
- Oh, is that so?
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You oughta see him
climb and stuff.
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Maybe I should
introduce him to...
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Zip your lip, baby.
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Introduce me to who, Susie?
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- Hey, you want a tip, buster?
- Yeah.
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Oh, there was a cocktail
lounge stuck up recently.
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These guys used
that trick jukebox.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
Some cute caper.
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Yeah, well, here's my tip.
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You go down to that same joint
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'at exactly 3pm today'
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'you might pick yourself
some nickels and dimes.'
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- Thanks, pal.
- That's my tip.
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I'll see you around, huh?
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Oh, yeah, you'll see me around.
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So long, Sue-baby.
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Gee, Nick, what's the idea?
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Why, you gorgeous,
dumb hunk of cheerleader.
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Couldn't you see?
That guy is strictly a phony.
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What do you mean?
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Already had
two packs today, huh?
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My blind grandmother could see.
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That guy never had a weed
in his hand in his life.
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Good gravy.
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How'd I do, Batman?
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Good show, Robin.
Darn good show.
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It's 20 minutes to three.
We'd better hurry up
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if we're gonna trap them
in that cocktail lounge.
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Right you are.
Let's go.
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A trap indeed!
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But who's the mouse?
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For, in the lurid lair of
that criminal cat, the Joker..
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My favorite kind of joke,
one which ends in a bang.
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Right. Now, what about Susie?
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Has she filled
the milk machine again?
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She's just getting ready.
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Uh, Susie, sweetie.
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A special extra bonus.
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A half pint bottle
of the most exquisite
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imported Canadian perfume.
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Wow! Canadian perfume.
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It's called,
" Une nuit sans fin."
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One endless night.
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Gee, that's like poetry.
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No, Susie, no.
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Do not open until after you've
loaded the milk machine.
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Do you understand?
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Oh, sure, Joker,
anything you say.
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You're just the best boss
any crook ever had.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, Joker, it's 3:00.
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Batman's zero hour.
Watch for the green light.
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Back! Everybody,
back at the bar.
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We gotta have room
to throw our Bat-arangs
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when the crooks
come in for the loot.
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Ready with the coin, Robin?
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Ready.
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Zero hour.
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Put it in the slot.
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Roger.
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Batman's funeral dirge begins.
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I give him five seconds.
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Now!
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'The joke's on you,
my cheery booze hounds.'
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'It's a stick up!
Hands up, you coward.'
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Surprise, Batman!
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Quick, Robin,
down behind the Bat-shield.
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'Surprise and goodnight!'
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Holy hailstorm. You knew
this was gonna happen.
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Or something like it.
You see, Robin.
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You betrayed yourself
in that candy store.
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How?
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Despite your boast,
it was painfully evident
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that you're not a smoker.
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Nick must've seen
you were working
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hand in hand with the police.
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- Gee, Batman, I'm sorry.
- 'Don't be silly.'
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It's to your credit that
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that charade failed.
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The thing now is to save Susie.
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- Save Susie?
- 'Work it out.'
259
00:15:20,408 --> 00:15:25,077
Why would an undercover agent
try to pump her?
260
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,980
Because I knew
she was one of the gang.
261
00:15:27,982 --> 00:15:31,183
Right. And once they know
that we know
262
00:15:31,185 --> 00:15:34,320
that young lady's life
isn't worth a plugged lollypop.
263
00:15:34,322 --> 00:15:37,189
Holy murder!
We gotta find her quick.
264
00:15:37,191 --> 00:15:38,791
Where? Back at the store?
265
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:41,026
- School.
- On Saturday?
266
00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:42,962
She'll be in the gym
practicing cheers.
267
00:15:42,964 --> 00:15:44,463
Of course.
Tonight, there's a big game.
268
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,966
Woodrow Roosevelt
against Disko Tech.
269
00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:49,435
Let's hurry, Batman.
270
00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:58,110
Bartender, a bit of advice.
271
00:15:58,112 --> 00:16:02,515
Always inspect
a jukebox carefully.
272
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,451
These machines can be deadly.
273
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:13,058
Hello.
274
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:13,793
Yeah. Right.
275
00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:15,895
Yeah, just a sec.
He's right here.
276
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:17,863
Joker. Joker it's for you.
277
00:16:17,865 --> 00:16:18,831
It's Las Vegas.
278
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:22,468
- Pete, the Swede.
- Ah.
279
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,537
Hello, Pete, the Swede.
280
00:16:24,539 --> 00:16:28,007
What's the line
on the big game tonight?
281
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,243
The odds are 20 to 1?
282
00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:32,912
On Woodrow Roosevelt High?
283
00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:34,380
Oh, what a killin'.
284
00:16:34,382 --> 00:16:37,283
Uh, take a whimsical wager.
285
00:16:37,285 --> 00:16:41,587
$50,000 on Disko Tech.
286
00:16:42,156 --> 00:16:45,324
Yes, Pete, the Swede,
you heard me.
287
00:16:45,326 --> 00:16:47,459
Disko Tech.
288
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:51,964
Fifty times twenty.
One million bucks.
289
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:54,200
Oh, how delicious!
290
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:59,238
What? Bet against these champs?
291
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,609
The clown prince of crime
must have slipped a cog.
292
00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:05,945
But wait..
293
00:17:05,947 --> 00:17:07,046
'One..'
294
00:17:07,048 --> 00:17:09,849
♪ Disko Tech, hey ♪
295
00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:11,951
♪ Disko Tech, hey ♪
296
00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:14,086
♪ Fight 'em Woodrow Roosevelt ♪
297
00:17:14,088 --> 00:17:15,921
♪ Beat 'em Woodrow Roosevelt ♪
298
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,490
♪ Woodrow Roosevelt
Woodrow Roosevelt ♪
299
00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:21,927
♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪♪
300
00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:25,231
Okay, kids,
let's take a break. Huh?
301
00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:30,002
Gee, too bad that Magic Milk
machine's out of order.
302
00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:41,180
Susie, stop.
Give yourself up.
303
00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:44,350
Your life's in danger, Susie.
The Joker knows we're on to you.
304
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:47,286
He's discard you without mercy
like an old shoe.
305
00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:49,655
Have you guys stripped
your gears?
306
00:17:49,657 --> 00:17:51,490
'Quick. Catch her.'
307
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:56,996
So long, dynamic duo.
308
00:18:01,969 --> 00:18:03,636
Poisoned.
309
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,040
- Dead.
- Are you sure?
310
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:12,111
Yeah, I saw 'em loading her on a
meat wagon from the city morgue.
311
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:15,080
The Boy Wonder was bawlin'
his head off.
312
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:16,282
Oh, well.
313
00:18:16,284 --> 00:18:19,018
Well, it had to be done,
my Bad Pennies.
314
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,619
What's the death
of a greedy little dupe?
315
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:26,292
This life, at best,
is one long impractical joke.
316
00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:29,561
Have a memorial cigar.
317
00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,997
Why, thank you, Joker.
318
00:18:36,604 --> 00:18:38,370
The brief shadow has lifted.
319
00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:41,373
I am my own humorous self again.
320
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,975
What's the hour?
321
00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:43,442
5:22.
322
00:18:43,444 --> 00:18:45,244
Quick. Cameras. Disguises.
323
00:18:45,246 --> 00:18:48,347
It's time
for my greatest strike.
324
00:18:56,557 --> 00:19:00,259
Okay, drop in.
325
00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:01,193
One more.
326
00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:05,230
Okay fellas, let's knock it off
before we go stale.
327
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,298
Right you are, Cap.
328
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,634
We'll quit while we've
got our sharp edge.
329
00:19:08,636 --> 00:19:10,602
Yeah, we'll beat 'em
by 50 points.
330
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:12,237
We'll do it for Susie, right?
331
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,239
- Right.
- Come on.
332
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:19,011
The "out of order" sign's
gone off the milk machine.
333
00:19:19,013 --> 00:19:20,579
Oh boy, it must be fixed.
334
00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,114
Hey, who's got a dime?
335
00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:23,549
Here, I got one.
336
00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:32,057
What the heck?
337
00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:35,160
This machine's
been fixed, alright.
338
00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:37,062
Good gosh.
339
00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:39,031
These are next week's
nation-wide
340
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,065
pre-college exam papers.
341
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:42,001
Complete with
the answers written in.
342
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:47,172
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Dear me. How disillusioning.
343
00:19:47,174 --> 00:19:48,674
The champs are cheats.
344
00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:50,275
'Caught red-handed
with the answers'
345
00:19:50,277 --> 00:19:53,479
'to the nation-wide
pre-college exams.'
346
00:19:53,481 --> 00:19:54,113
The Joker.
347
00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:56,348
At the moment,
merely an honest citizen.
348
00:19:56,350 --> 00:20:01,153
We was passing by to inspect
this here school property
349
00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:03,222
which we support with our taxes.
350
00:20:03,224 --> 00:20:05,157
And imagine our surprise.
351
00:20:05,159 --> 00:20:05,791
We're not cheats.
352
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,560
No, it's a typical filthy
Joker's trick.
353
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:10,763
It hardly matters, boys.
Now, does it?
354
00:20:10,765 --> 00:20:13,265
When the board of education
sees this picture
355
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:16,802
with you holding the answer
to those exams..
356
00:20:16,804 --> 00:20:18,037
'Ho, ho, ho, ho.'
357
00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:19,405
Good gosh, we'll be suspended.
358
00:20:19,407 --> 00:20:22,541
We won't be allowed to play
Disko Tech tonight.
359
00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:24,243
Oh, well.
360
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:28,180
I'm sure the scrubs
will do their best.
361
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:30,516
The scrubs? They'll be creamed.
362
00:20:30,518 --> 00:20:33,585
Oh, so sad, so sad.
363
00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:37,756
And after Batman's lectures
to you about honesty.
364
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:42,127
What on earth
will the caper crusader say?
365
00:20:42,129 --> 00:20:45,097
'Ball players.
'Run for cover.'
366
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:49,401
Don't worry about having seen
those exam papers.
367
00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:50,335
They're a fake.
368
00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:51,437
'We planted them'
369
00:20:51,439 --> 00:20:53,338
'and the Joker's picture
doesn't mean a thing.'
370
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:57,443
We saved Susie's life by using
the Universal Antidote pills
371
00:20:57,445 --> 00:20:58,544
in our utility belts.
372
00:20:58,546 --> 00:21:03,282
She repaid us by revealing
the whole criminal scheme.
373
00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:07,486
Okay, Batman.
Let's deliver the punch line.
374
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,110
Tough luck, Bad Pennies.
375
00:21:31,112 --> 00:21:32,277
You're out of circulation.
376
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:35,214
They'll melt you down in a pan.
377
00:21:54,168 --> 00:21:54,900
'Holy new year's eve.'
378
00:21:54,902 --> 00:21:58,537
He's got me in his
famous trick streamers.
379
00:22:00,207 --> 00:22:03,675
Have a sneeze on me, Batman.
380
00:22:06,313 --> 00:22:06,879
No use, Joker.
381
00:22:06,881 --> 00:22:10,215
I knew you'd employ
your sneezing powder.
382
00:22:10,217 --> 00:22:11,917
So I took an anti-allergy pill.
383
00:22:11,919 --> 00:22:17,189
Instead of a sneeze,
I've caught you... cold.
384
00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:34,540
That's what easy living
gets you kids.
385
00:22:34,542 --> 00:22:35,807
Stick to your books.
386
00:22:35,809 --> 00:22:39,411
And good luck
against Disko Tech.
387
00:22:49,823 --> 00:22:52,824
Well, I guess
it's goodbye, Susie.
388
00:22:52,894 --> 00:22:54,994
- Goodbye, Dick.
- I give you my word.
389
00:22:54,996 --> 00:22:58,564
I'll mail you the new cheers
as soon as they're made up.
390
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:01,634
You can practice 'em
while you're away.
391
00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:05,805
- Gosh.
- What's the matter?
392
00:23:05,807 --> 00:23:08,107
You've all been so nice to me.
393
00:23:08,109 --> 00:23:09,075
I can hardly bear it.
394
00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:11,043
Heck, Susie,
it wasn't all your fault.
395
00:23:11,045 --> 00:23:12,912
I mean, with your
unhappy childhood
396
00:23:12,914 --> 00:23:14,514
in a broken home and everything.
397
00:23:14,516 --> 00:23:18,851
No wonder you fell for that
crook's phony promises.
398
00:23:20,955 --> 00:23:22,755
It's time, Susie.
399
00:23:22,757 --> 00:23:25,591
The chauffeur is waiting.
400
00:23:32,033 --> 00:23:37,703
Gee. Imagine being taken
to jail by a chauffeur.
401
00:23:38,239 --> 00:23:40,606
The Wayne Foundation for
Delinquent Girls
402
00:23:40,608 --> 00:23:41,541
is hardly a jail, Susie.
403
00:23:41,543 --> 00:23:45,144
Heck, no. There's teams
and clubs and everything.
404
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:48,848
I don't know
what to say to you both.
405
00:23:48,850 --> 00:23:51,484
I just..
406
00:23:53,855 --> 00:23:54,888
Thanks, Dick
407
00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:56,856
You're welcome, Susie.
408
00:23:57,258 --> 00:24:00,092
I'll have nightmares
all my life, Mr. Wayne.
409
00:24:00,094 --> 00:24:02,795
'If it hadn't been
for that power failure'
410
00:24:02,797 --> 00:24:04,130
'where would Robin be?'
411
00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:06,799
And where would Batman be?
412
00:24:06,801 --> 00:24:08,968
- Where would Dick Grayson be?
- Huh?
413
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,836
'Don't think about it,
young people.'
414
00:24:10,838 --> 00:24:12,705
Just be thankful that life is..
415
00:24:12,707 --> 00:24:16,576
Filled with unanswered
questions, that's all.
416
00:24:16,579 --> 00:24:18,245
Goodbye, Susie.
417
00:24:18,247 --> 00:24:20,047
Goodbye.
418
00:24:27,455 --> 00:24:31,391
Next week,
Batman battles False Face.
419
00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:37,897
♪ Batman ♪
420
00:24:39,067 --> 00:24:41,401
♪ Batman ♪
421
00:24:42,404 --> 00:24:44,537
♪ Batman ♪
422
00:24:45,607 --> 00:24:47,774
♪ Batman ♪
423
00:24:48,777 --> 00:24:50,443
♪ Batman ♪
424
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,878
♪ Batman ♪
425
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,613
♪ Batman ♪
426
00:24:54,883 --> 00:24:58,084
♪ Batman
Batman ♪
427
00:24:58,086 --> 00:25:00,453
♪ Batman ♪
428
00:25:05,794 --> 00:25:08,594
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na ♪
429
00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:10,596
♪ Batman ♪♪
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