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So, there's three of you?
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Yep. My brother and I
were both Navy,
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and I have a sister
who's a flight attendant.
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Ah. I'll bet she's seen
more combat than both of you.
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Oh, yeah, the Sunday night
flight back from Vegas is rough.
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Hand me that ten.
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Uh, when you bleed the brakes
and refill them, make sure...
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Yep, I already checked
the brake lines for cracks.
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Wow. It's nice to meet a woman
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who knows how to fix
her own bike.
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It's nice to meet a Marine
who knows how to read.
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Ah. You miss it?
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Miss what?
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Being in, being active duty.
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Well, I don't miss
being on a ship.
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You and I are never
going on a cruise.
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What's the longest
you were at sea?
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Well, it was supposed
to be six months,
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kept getting extended,
turned into nine.
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Oh, man, I hate
when that happens.
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Yeah, and the galley
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always knew when
bad news was coming
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'cause they had us cook
the crew a steak dinner.
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Try to soften the blow.
Mm.
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So, if you cook me a rib eye,
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it means you're gonna
break up with me?
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Now you know my tell.
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Hope it doesn't happen,
but if it does,
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I like it medium-rare.
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You want to go upstairs?
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Ooh, I don't know.
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It's getting kind of late.
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Oh!
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Other way.
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And while many factors
influence our decision-making,
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those decisions turn out to be
surprisingly predictable.
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Mr. Karimi, we are not even
one minute into this class.
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Yes, thank you.
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Uh, my question is
this doesn't make sense.
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How can you predict what someone
is going to do? You're not God.
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I am during midterms.
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Uh, that was a joke.
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I am not God.
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Uh, "I...
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am not God."
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But it's a good question.
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How do we predict
human behavior?
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Think of the grocery store.
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Studies show that when shopping
carts are doubled in size,
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customers will buy 40% more.
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Yes, Mr. Karimi?
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I don't do that.
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I just buy the groceries I need.
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The size of the cart
makes no difference.
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You might think that,
but grocery stores
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do manipulate people into
making unconscious decisions.
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I actually work
in a grocery store,
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and we don't manipulate anyone.
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Well, I already regret
asking this,
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but what do you do
at the grocery store?
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I restock the shelves.
But Shawn says
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I'm only a few months
away from being a bagger.
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I bet you restock the shelves
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at the end of the aisles
more than the middle.
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I do.
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That's because of
a psychological principle
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called funneling.
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I-If you are implying
that my manager Tom
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is some sort of mastermind,
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he once came to work
with his pants on backwards.
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Now might be a good time
to remind everyone
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that this is a lecture,
not a conversation.
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Moving on, there are four
colored circles behind me.
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Would you all think
of one of those colors?
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70% of you chose red.
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Show of hands.
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Oh, what has he done to us?
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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Mm-hmm. My appointment
is on Wednesday,
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but I need to see
my therapist today.
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I'd rather not tell you
what happened.
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But, um...
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it's something
that never happens.
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And then the thing
that always happens didn't.
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Happen.
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Not as sorry as I am.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll hold.
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Hey!Hey, bud!
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Is everything all right?
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Oh, everything's fine.
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You don't seem fine.
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Well, I-I am.
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Totally fine.
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Mental Health Services.
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Hi. Hey, uh, uh,
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yeah, I was looking
to move up my appointment
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with Dr. Wayne Patterson.
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Oh, no,
I was actually just on hold.
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Uh... Dr. Patterson,
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isn't that
your therapist?
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Al, can you just...
give me some space?
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What's the matter?
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Nothing.
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So you're just calling
Mental Health Services
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to see how they're doing?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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It's embarrassing.Riley,
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we don't have
secrets.
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We tell each other
everything.
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All right. Uh...
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On my date with Holly...Mm-hmm.
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...for the
first time...
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ever...
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I wasn't able to perform.
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Oh, that is embarrassing.
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Yeah.
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Well, I have not
been through that,
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but, based on TV commercials,
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I am the only man in America
who hasn't.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Have you ever thought
about keeping a handful of rice
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in your pocket?I have not.
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In Afghanistan, a groom will rub
the rice between his fingers
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so he is not stressed out
about his wedding night.
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I'm sure my therapist will say
the same thing,
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but doesn't hurt
to double-check.
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Thank you for holding.Yeah.
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I'm afraid
Dr. Patterson has had to cancel
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all his appointments this week.
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What? Why?
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He's had a medical event.
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So have I!
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What's wrong with him?
When will he be back?
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I'm afraid I can't say.
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All right. Thank you.
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Oh, Riley,
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have you thought
about swallowing raw eggs?
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Is that what Afghans do?
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It's what Rocky Balboa does.
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I bet he doesn't have
your problem.
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There he is!
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See you did
some laundry.
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Yes. I did the laundry.
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Laundry is nice, am I right?
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What do you want, Riley?
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Hey, um, so, uh...
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when you and Lois are...
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together...
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Yeah.
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I mean, like...
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together.
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I get it.
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Right. So...
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are you, like,
batting a thousand?
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Or does the manager ever have
to come out and be like,
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"It's not your night"?
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Oh...
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You mean...
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Yeah.Yeah.
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I never needed any help
in that department.
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Got a lot of buddies who have.Mm.
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It's very common.
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Very, very common.
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Very...
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...very common.
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You want to talk about it?
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I thought I did.Hey.
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There's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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I could make a call
to one of my pals,
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see if I can hook you up,
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but they'd know it's not for me.
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I mean,
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come on.
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Can we just pretend this
conversation never happened?
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I already am.
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Very common.
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Professor Williams.
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Hi. Am I interrupting?
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Now you ask?
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Not during lecture?
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You won't believe this,
but, at the grocery store,
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I proved
your theory right.Is that so?
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Everything I put
at the end of the aisle,
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the customers would buy.
Even the stale bread,
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which my manager said
showed real initiative.
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Well, that's how it works.
Thanks for stopping by.
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See you inclass...
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All this time,
I thought
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psychology was about studying
the minds of crazy people.
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That is where a lot
of the action is.
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But it is everywhere.
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If you want to buy something,
psychology.
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You want to get married,
psychology.
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This is starting to seem like
a legitimate field of study.
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Tell that to my mother.
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Professor.Yeah.
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You are such
a fascinating person.
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Would you be interested
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in coming to my home
for dinner tonight?
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I feel like
you and I
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can learn a lot from each other.
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Uh, I am flattered, Mr. Karimi,
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but I wouldn't want
the rest of the class to think
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I was showing you
any favoritism.
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Oh, I think they all know
I'm your favorite.
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Here is my address.
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See you at 6:00.
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Riley, why aren't
you getting dressed?
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My professor
will be here soon.
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Zero chance
I'm stepping foot out there.
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But it will be an opportunity
to talk about your problem.
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I'm not seeking those out.
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Well, at least stop lifting
those weights.
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It is not your biceps
that need to get bigger.
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This wine is fantastic.
Thank you.
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Oh, great.
Glad you like it.
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Let me guess--
end of the aisle? Huh?
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Oh,
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it is a psychology joke.
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You don't get it.
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Professor, the question
I have is this--
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when you acquire
the power of psychology,
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how do you ensure
you are using it for good?
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Well, good itself
is a subjective concept.
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And you don't like
having people over.
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So... so, Lizzie,
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you-you said you do pottery?
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Yeah, when I can.
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I love it.
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I used to throw pots.
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At the wall, during my divorce.
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I'm kidding.
It was very amicable.
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We share a cat.
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I-I actually made this.
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Stop it.
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No, really.
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I don't want to say
I'm bowled over, but...
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since you're smiling,
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I'm glad I did.
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Smiling is part of psychology.
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All of it is psychology.
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Uh, so how do you like teaching
at the community college?
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It's nice.
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It's a little more personal
than the university.
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I get to spend more
time with my students.
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Have dinner with them.
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Hmm.
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Meet lovely people like you.
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Well, cheers to that.
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Yeah.
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So, is your boyfriend
also an artist?
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Oh, I don't have
a boyfriend.
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Well, cheers to that as well.
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Okay, enough cheers.
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Professor,
did you bring your circles?
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Never mind. I will make some.
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Well, that pot roast
was truly delicious,
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which means a lot
coming from a very strict vegan.
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Well, it's not the first time
my meat made a man switch teams.
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Liz,
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your hair color is so fun.
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It really fits
your personality.
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Thank you.
I do like to switch it up.Hmm.
266
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,824
What a cool form
of self-expression.
267
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:51,825
It is.
268
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,217
Isn't it, Dad?
269
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,524
Hmm.
270
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,357
See what's going on
out there?
271
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,532
Yes.
272
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,360
I can't tell you
how sorry I am
273
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,492
for bringing this
spider into your home.
274
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,493
What are you
talking about?
275
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:09,625
I trusted him.
276
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,931
And here he is,
277
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,498
weaving a web
around poor Lizzie.
278
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,850
"Ooh, your bowl is
so bowl-shaped."
279
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,463
I like him.
280
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,334
Last guy
she brought home had a chain
281
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,772
from his nose
to his wallet.
282
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,991
If you invite a man into your
home and he eats your food,
283
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,385
he should not make advances
on a woman in your household.
284
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,126
Advances?
They're just talking.
285
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,694
Mr. Art, you are just
trying to spare my feelings.
286
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,347
On a subconscious level,
287
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,784
you are outraged.
288
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,437
I will take care of it.
289
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,874
Promise you will not give
this another thought.
290
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,006
I promise.
291
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,405
There you are.
292
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,407
Aw, geez.
293
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,800
What are you doing here?
294
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,585
I'm checking on you.
295
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,979
How the hell'd you find me?
296
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,545
You're a vet.
You work for the V.A.
297
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:01,851
It's a V.A. hospital.
298
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,461
Not exactly Waldo.
299
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,507
Y-You shouldn't be here.
300
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,683
Oh, don't mention it.
301
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,990
No, I mean it's not appropriate.
302
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,992
Now you sound
like the nurse.
303
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:12,993
What happened?
304
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,777
I broke my hip.
305
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,562
There was an icy patch outside
of the Liquor Barn, and...
306
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,348
Don't worry--
I didn't break the bourbon.
307
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,003
Well, figured
you could use a visitor.
308
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,570
I could use the bourbon.
309
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,357
While I'm here, I do have
something on my mind.
310
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,099
Hopefully I'll be back in my
office in a couple of weeks.
311
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,753
So, you remem--
you remember Holly?
312
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,060
You know,
you're lucky I can't move.
313
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,410
We're at her place.
We're hanging out.
314
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:43,066
It's going well.
Things are starting to happen.
315
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,112
But then...
316
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,113
Uh-oh.
317
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,419
Too soon or not at all?
318
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,464
Second one.
319
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,682
Oh, geez.
320
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,076
Well, neither one's great.
321
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,122
This never happened
to me before.
322
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,384
Mm.So it's not me, right?
323
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,081
Mm.It's her. It's got to be her.
324
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,127
It's not her.
325
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,216
Then who is it?
'Cause it's not me!
326
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,654
Look, a lot of veterans
have this problem.
327
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,438
There's a whole bunch of reasons
328
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,310
which cause...Mr. Patterson,
it's time for your surgery.
329
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,616
Thank God.
330
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,797
Hello, Professor.
331
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:18,885
Hey, there's
my favorite student.
332
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,800
I so enjoyed dinner last night.
333
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:24,499
Mm, I bet you did, you spider.
334
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,981
Feel like I'm missing...
something.
335
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:31,462
You have disrespected me
and the honor of my family.
336
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,377
How? I took my shoes off.
337
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,511
I had meat for the first time
in nine years.
338
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,513
It's clear
you have your eyes on Lizzie.
339
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,341
She talk about me?
340
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,343
I sent her a Facebook request,
but I haven't heard back.
341
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,345
I am on pins and needles.
342
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,651
In my culture,
it is unthinkable
343
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,479
to be invited
into another man's home
344
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,438
and then make advances
on the women in his family.
345
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,266
I am so sorry. I had no idea.
346
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,789
I trusted you.
347
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,791
Do you know how bad
you have made me look?
348
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,620
Oh, geez. I-I will
absolutely stop pursuing her.
349
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,491
I didn't know.
If there's some kind
350
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,929
of Afghan sensitivity training
you'd like me to take, I will.
351
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,193
If not, uh, maybe you and I
could develop one online.
352
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,457
Good. I'm glad
we see eye to eye.
353
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,372
And, you know,
354
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,722
apart from the cultural stuff,
355
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,723
I should have known.
356
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,203
You should have.
357
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,510
Known what?
358
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,686
You're living with a beautiful,
talented woman.
359
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,645
It's natural
that you have feelings for her.
360
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:24,951
How dare you.
361
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,300
That is ridiculous.
362
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,171
Oh, no. I, uh...
363
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,217
I must have misunderstood
the situation again.
364
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,871
I do not have those feelings.
365
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,220
Maybe not
consciously.
366
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,699
Subconsciously, who knows?
367
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,918
I do.
368
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,528
I know.
Riley is like my brother,
369
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,443
which makes Lizzie
practically like my sister.
370
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,402
We are done here.
371
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,189
And what kind of man
has feelings for his sister?
372
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,712
Not this man!
373
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,418
Look who's back.
374
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,202
Oh, God.
375
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,075
According to the gang
at the nurses' station,
376
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,598
your surgery went great.
377
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,078
Oh, and if they ask,
I'm your son.
378
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,862
That's the only way
they'd let me in.
379
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,996
So, I was thinking
about what you said.
380
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,388
You're wrong.
381
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,260
It's got to be
Holly's fault.
382
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,784
When I press this button,
383
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,788
uh, it gives me more painkiller
and I pass out.
384
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,705
So, I'm gonna give you
90 seconds.
385
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,100
Fine. One, I'm in great shape.
386
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,928
Two, never happened
with Vanessa.
387
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:32,105
Three, every other woman,
no complaints.
388
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,020
Okay, some complaints,
but it was mostly about me
389
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,805
being "emotionally unavailable."
390
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,113
Okay. Were any of these women
special to you?
391
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,724
No.
392
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,291
No.
393
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,857
Nyet.
394
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,511
That was Natasha.
She was a gymnast.
395
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,904
Okay.
396
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,906
Okay, do you think Holly may be
397
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,909
your first actual relationship
since your wife?
398
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,476
Well, I just started
seeing her.
399
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:58,870
I don't know if I'd use
big words like "relationship."
400
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,481
But...
401
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,482
I guess.
402
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:02,962
All right. There you go.
403
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,268
It's different. More pressure.
404
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,097
So, what, because I like her,
that's a problem?
405
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,188
Riley, if I ask you
to make a three-foot putt,
406
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,277
do you think you could do it?Sure.
407
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,801
What if there was
a million dollars on it?
408
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,501
I don't know. Maybe.
409
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,505
See? When there's more on
the line, it's tougher to do.
410
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,202
But I thrive
under pressure.
411
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,638
I've been in combat.
412
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,249
Well, sex ain't combat.
413
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,381
Unless that's her thing.
414
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,865
So how am I supposed
to stop feeling pressure?
415
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,085
Lee Marvin.
416
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:44,264
I'm sorry. I think
the morphine just kicked in.
417
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,137
Cat Ballou.
418
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,183
Dirty Dozen.
419
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,359
E-Ernie Borgnine!
420
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,974
Hey. Al.Yeah.
421
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,323
Can I ask you something?
422
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,281
Of course.
423
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,196
Would you be upset
424
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,373
if I asked your
professor out on a date?
425
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,114
Why would I be upset?
426
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,030
I have no feelings about it
whatsoever.
427
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,335
Really?
428
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,380
None?
429
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,859
None. Why, did he say something?
430
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,339
It's a lie.
431
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,560
No, I-I just don't want
to make things awkward
432
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,648
for you at school.
433
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,649
No, go ahead.
434
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,433
It makes no difference to me.
435
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,218
You sure?Absolutely.
436
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,264
Great. Thanks.
437
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,702
You're taking things out
of the dryer
438
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,052
and putting them
in the washer.
439
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,836
Don't tell me how
to do my laundry.
440
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,584
Hey.
441
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,238
Hey! Where
you been?
442
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,979
Sorry I didn't answer
your texts.
443
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,418
I'm sorry
about the other night.
444
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,159
What are you sorry about?
445
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,421
We had fun.
446
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,337
Yeah, but we didn't
have all the fun.
447
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,252
It happens.
448
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,560
Not to me.
449
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,173
I think it's 'cause,
with other girls,
450
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,739
it was like...
451
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,133
I had my car keys in my hand
the whole time.
452
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,222
I don't remember names,
I don't remember faces...
453
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:16,095
Boy, I hope this was not
a prepared speech.
454
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,749
I'm sorry. I don't
know what I'm saying.
455
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,448
This... is not a big deal.
456
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,276
It is.
457
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,974
It's like golf.
458
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,411
Even if you're a pro, it's hard
to sink a three-foot putt
459
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,065
with a million
bucks on the line.
460
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,285
So, in this metaphor,
461
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,069
you're the pro?
462
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,724
And you're the million bucks.
463
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,119
I like hanging out with you.
464
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,164
So how 'bout we keep hanging out
465
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,427
and we don't worry
about the rest?
466
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,562
And how long are you
gonna be happy with that?
467
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,954
I don't know.
468
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,435
But I do know the happiest
I've been all week
469
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,263
is when you walked
through that door.
470
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,787
Damn it.
471
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,442
When it works,
you're in for a treat.
472
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,018
I'll get it.You sure?
473
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,455
'Cause I was just
about to get up.
474
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:16,851
Hello, Mr. Karimi.
475
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,374
Hello, Professor.
476
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,854
Can I talk to you for a minute?
477
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,290
Sure.Ah.
478
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,689
Before you say anything,
Lizzie initiated this date.
479
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,735
And I spoke to HR about it
and they said it was okay,
480
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,650
which-- trust me--
they do not always do.
481
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,174
Mm. Oh.
482
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,350
I know. And I'm
perfectly happy for you.
483
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,352
I just want you to know
that you were wrong
484
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,702
when you accused me of
having secret feelings.
485
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,183
Well, not secret--
subconscious feelings.
486
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,795
It is you who has those
feelings for Lizzie, not me.
487
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,362
It's called projection.
488
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,191
That's right.
I read ahead.
489
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,541
Hey.
490
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:56,804
You ready to go?
491
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,414
Absolutely.
492
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,025
Have so much fun!
493
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,244
Or don't.
494
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,333
I don't care.
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