All language subtitles for The Neighborhood s04e10 Welcome to Jury Duty.eng

Ho! Hold on, Calvin.

Got your mail.

Brother, I'm glad you got a job.

But nobody cares
about the damn mail anymore.

It's packages.

People want packages.

Ooh, the mailis here!

All right. What do you got
for me today, Randall?

Pennysaver? Grocery store
coupons? Address labels

that I did not order but
still very much appreciate?

See, was that so hard?

Bills, bills...

bill-- Oh, hold up.

Ooh, something good?
No.

It's a summons
to report for jury duty.

I got one, too.

Yes! W--

Wouldn't it be fun if we
ended up on the same trial?

Not gonna happen
because I never saw this.

H-Hold on.

Calvin,
the system will fall apart

if we don't do our civic duty.

Well, I'm not trying
to be in the system.

Next thing you know, I'm drafted

in some hot-ass foreign country,
hopscotching over land mines.

Okay, Calvin,
you can't just

ignore an official
government document.

You know, my uncle did that once
and it did not end well for him.

Let me guess.

He couldn't be the Grand Marshal
at the Pumpkin Parade?

Well, yes.

He was devastated.

But, you know, he also had
to pay a $1,500 fine.

That's pretty steep,
but I'll take my chances.

And he spent five days
in the county jail.

Wait.

So either I send
someone to jail

or I go to jail?

Well, it looks like,
one way or the other,

I'm gonna be doing time.

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood.

Can you believe that we could
end up on the same trial?

I mean, what are the odds?

Hopefully impossible.

Good morning, everyone.

On behalf
of the City of Pasadena,

thank you all
for doing your civic duty.

Without you,
the system would fall apart.

Ah, see.

He gets it.

We'll start with asking
a few questions to see

if you can be fair
and impartial.

Juror number six?

Oh, hi.

I'm juror number six,
but you can call me Dave.

No one cares, Dave.

I love jury duty.

I'm a big believer
in the whole judicial system.

It's the foundation
of our civilization.

So if you need any jurors

for, I don't know,
an upcoming trial,

I'm in the system.

Oh.

Thank you.

I'm fine with juror number six.

[quietly]:
Yes.

See, she gets it, too.

Moving on.

Juror number five,

would you have any problems
being fair or impartial?

Oh! [stammers]

Uh...

Yes.

I have a problem
with the whole judicial system.

It's designed to incarcerate
young brothers and sisters.

Well, for-for the most part.

Anything else that might exclude
you from being on this trial?

Yes.

I am pro crime.

I am pro anti-crime.

I'm pro police,
I am pro defund the police.

And to top it all off,
this annoying guy

next to me is
my neighbor, so...

Uh, no, sorry, uh, actually,
we're best friends.

Even worse, right?

So I can understand why
you would need to disqualify me.

Do you validate?

Actually, none of those things

are disqualifying for this case.

Really?

So what would disqualify me?

Because I'm sure
I can be pro that, as well.

I'm fine with juror number five.

What?

A-Anybody want to switch?

How great is it that the
guys got jury duty together

the same week I
have winter break?

Gives us a chance to deliberate
over this rosé.

And binge-watch
our Ladies Who Killshows.Mm-hmm.

Ah, to wine and crime.

Yes.

Hey, Mom.

Is it okay if Malcolm and I
raid your fridge?

Well, what's wrong
with your fridge?

Uh, remember I told you
we rented out our house

for a few days
to a production company?

Yeah, they're shooting
a small indie movie.

It covers this
month's rent

and allows us to take
a couple sick days.

[both cough, laugh]

Ooh, a movie.

Maybe we'll get
a chance to meet a star.

Not to brag,

but you've kind of
already met one.

Who?

Me!

I starred in Beauty and
the Beastin high school.

♪ Tale as old

♪ As time

♪ Song as old as rhyme

♪ Beauty

♪ And the Beast.

Why don't you be our guest
and never do that again.

Well, uh, what are
they filming at your house?

Oh, well, uh,
we don't know.

Our rental contract says
that we can't bother them.

Yeah, they wouldn't even
let us in our own kitchen.

But, luckily, we
can bother you.

[chuckles]

Well, you know,
we didn't sign any contract.

So what's stopping us from going
over there and checking it out?

That is a great idea.
See?

And who knows? Maybe I'll
finally get discovered.

Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

we will prove
that this defendant

is not
an innocent elderly shopper,

but is
a professional shoplifter.

We have her on camera

driving away

with thousands of dollars
of stolen merchandise.

Guilty!

What, too soon?

Yes, Calvin,
way too soon.

Uh, Your Honor,
request to have my friend's

outburst stricken
from the record.

No, you're not a lawyer.

No, he is not.

But I have watched over 200
episodes of Law & Order.

And I'm sure you can
agree with me, Judge,

that this whole thing
seems like a mistrial.

And if you watch
that much Law & Order,

you'd know that I'm the only one
who could say that.

Sit down.

Hey, hey! Hi, hi.

My name is Tina and this is

my friend Gemma, and...And we were wondering, um,

if you need any more actors
to be in your movie, because...

we're pros.Yeah.

Well, you two are
perfect mom types.

I guess I could use you,

if you don't mind walking
back and forth in the background

for five hours
in the hot sun for free.

BOTH:
We'll take it!

Great. See you on set.

Okay. Oh, my God!

We're gonna be in a movie!Yes!

Hey.Hey, what's going on?

Hi.
We just stopped by to check on the house.

Yeah, and help ourselves

to some free food.

Sorry to bother you.

Bother not.

[chuckles]

I'm Jasmine.

Can you tell me
where the set is?

Um, it's this
house right here.

Uh... [stammers] Hey.

Um, I'm really into that.

Uh, Mantamaji comics,
not your breasts.

Um...

I have the same thing.

The-the shirt,
not breasts.

Okay, all right,
all right, all right!

Okay, let me,
let me jump in here.

Um, this is my very single
and eligible son Marty.

He gets a little flustered
around beautiful women.

Mama!

But she is not wrong.

At least he didn't run
into a tree this time.

Okay! Uh, I do have, uh...

I do have some trouble
with English

around lovely ladies.

Too bad you don't speak
Klingon. [chuckles]

Wow. She speaks Klingon.

[laughs]

They're talking
about babies!

I know the word for babies
in every language

in the universe!
Shh! Oh...

They're talking about babies!

I say we get this thing
over with.

I vote guilty.

Okay, not so fast.

Now, first, we need
to choose a foreman.

So let's go around the room
and have each person discuss...

I say Dave does it.
Show of hands.

Yeah.

Oh.

Wow. Thank you
for your vote of confidence.

I will not let you down.

So now can I vote guilty?

Well, as your newly
elected foreman,

I feel like we need to discuss

all aspects of the case
before we vote.

How long is this gonna take?

Well, not long, but we should
probably order dinner.

And maybe breakfast.

Uh, who wants to recall Dave
as foreman? Show of hands.

Put your hands down, you jokers.

Okay, now, before we start,
I feel like we should

carefully review
all of the rules.

Now, according to the bailiff,

we press this button once
if we have a question,

twice if we reach a verdict,

and three times
if, well, there's an emergency.

Well, somebody press it
three times,

because Dave is about
to have an emergency!

Oh, oh, hey, no.

Marty, thanks for lunch.

Ah, not a problem.

That Mars rover can
guide itself for an hour.

[chuckles] I hope.

[both laugh]

Jasmine, these last few days
have been amazing.

I've never connected
with someone so quickly.

It's almost like
we're perfect for each other.

I feel the same way.

Oh.

Okay. All right.

[laughs]Okay.

Now, are-are you sure it's okay
for me to stay here and watch?

Of course. I'm the star.

And you're my guest.
Go over there.

Okay.

Quiet on set.

Quiet on set.

And action.

[doorbell rings]

Coming!

You order a pizza?

Extra sausage?

I sure did.

And I'm hungry
for more than just pizza.

[funky '70s music playing]

Are you two ready?

Are you kidding?

I've been dreaming about this
since I was a little girl.

You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.

You know,
when we're done shooting,

I am gonna let you
sample my cupcakes.

Honey, you already got the job.

Let's get to work.

Ooh!
[grunts excitedly]

This is so fun.

I can't believe he hired us
to walk the streets.

I know.

You know, I cannot wait until
my church sees me in this movie.

Oh, yeah! [gasps]

What?
Oh!

Let's go. Let's hit it.Okay. [clears throat]

This case is open
and shut, Tina.

Dave had us deliberating
for three days.

I didn't commit a crime.

Why am I being punished?

You know, Dave is right.

You need to take your job
as a juror more seriously.

You can't take this
for granted.

You know, there was a time
they wouldn't even

let Black people on juries.

Yes, you know, I agree.

And it's still
some of that going on.

But I did my three days!

Okay, all right, baby.

Just imagine
if it were you on trial.

Or even worse.

What if it were our boys?

Don't let the system work
without you.

[smacks lips]

I hate it when you
agree with Dave.

I hate it even more
when I agree with Dave.

Hmm.

So cameras are here and here.

Hmm.

So she walks past
the perfume counter.

"Uh, no, thank you, ma'am.
I already have that one."

She comes on down past luggage.

And she knew she wasn't gonna
get that in her purse, right?

She goes on down
past women's accessories.

Then though the Chanel display.

Hold up. Hold up!

That's it!

[chuckles]:
Justice is blind.

[chuckles]

Whoa. What's wrong, little bro?

Ah, did they make Pluto
a planet again?

Worse. I found out what kind
of movie they're shooting.

And it is not good.

Okay, well, maybe they can
fix it in editing.

I don't think they do a lot
of editing in these movies.

Aah! Don't sit there.

Or there.

And definitely not there!

They are shooting
an adult film in our house.

When you say adult film,
do you mean...

The name of the movie

was Missionary Impossible.

Well, bow chicka wow wow!
[laughs]

Oh, look, whatever, Marty.

All we have to do
is boil the house. Yeah.

Oh, and, uh, make sure
Mama don't find out

'cause, you know,
she will shut it all down.

Yeah, man, but this
all has me messed up.

I really like Jasmine.

And she has a career
where she has to...

order a lot of pizza.

You know, I can't believe
they're still doing

that tired old
pizza guy plot.

Not the point!

Listen, man, I know it's
her job, and-and that's cool,

but I... I prefer a girl

who only wants to
have pizza with me.

Look, I know
what you mean, man.

And we both know
you are not good with sharing.

Like last night
with them tater tots.

Excuse me, those
were all mine.

And if you wanted tots, you
should've ordered your own!

I was up all night

going over this case in my mind,
and I have to admit

that all the evidence
points to guilty.

Calvin was right all along.

I was wrong all along.

She's innocent.

What-- hold on, innocent?
What changed your mind?

The spoon.

I discovered

that the cameras have
some blind spots.

I-I didn't see any blind spots.

That's how they got
their name, Dave.

Look, the pictures show

that there are security cameras
here and here,

but not here.

So no one knows
what the spoon was doing

between luggage...

and women's accessories.

Anybody could've put
those stolen items in her purse.

And if it's not on the cam,

this case is a sham.

So you're saying
there's reasonable doubt.

I'm not just saying it, Dave.
I just rhymed it.

Because if there is doubt,

we got to let her out.

Case... closed.

[dramatic music sting]

Hey, uh, Jasmine.

I, um...

Let me guess.
My job is too much for you?

Yeah. How'd you know?

[chuckles]
This isn't my first rodeo.

I was in Rodeo Hoedown 8and 9.

No, yeah, yeah, no.
[stammers]

I checked your credits.
You are very popular.

[chuckles]

But, uh, I was wondering...

Why I do this kind of work?

Yeah.

I know it's unusual,
but I enjoy it.

That's why I invited you on set.

To show you what I do because
some people don't get it.

Like my priest-- so judgmental.

[both laugh]

But I've had some breakups

because guys couldn't
handle it, so...

if you're uncomfortable,

we shouldn't
see each other anymore.

What? N-No, no.

Jasmine, those guys
are so shallow.

I am mature.[chuckles]

Okay? I-I can handle it.

Yeah? Okay. [laughs][laughs]

I'll see you on set, Jasmine.Okay.

[door opens]

Marty.

Nope! Nope!

I can't handle it.
[chuckles]

I'm sorry.

I-I really, really
wish that I could,

but I... I guess

I'm just looking for a different
kind of relationship.

I understand.

Has the jury
reached a verdict?

Uh, we have, Your Honor.

May the defendant please rise?

I object!

Habeas corpus!

Sidebar!

Uh, uh, Judge, some new evidence
has come to light.

Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot.

I would say
"approach the bench,"

but I see
you're already approaching.

Habeas corpus.

Semper fi.

Your Honor,
if I may, uh...

...this case

is going downstream.

I suggest you let us reconvene.

I don't understand.
Guilty?

A minute ago, you had us
all convinced she was innocent.

That's before I noticed
that the defendant

was wearing a Chanel necklace.

I bought Tina one just like it.

That thing was so expensive,
I wish I had stolen it.

And here it is,
right here.

This is the list

of all of the stolen items
that were never recovered.

There it is right there.

One Chanel necklace.

I guess she forgot
she had shoplifted it.

Nice... catch.

Looks like we get
to start all over again.

No, no, no, no...Okay, now, here we go.

Exhibit A.

[knock on door]

[stammers]

You can all go home.

What? Wh-Why?

The defendant took a plea.

When you objected, which
I don't think you can do...

...she realized she was busted.

What were you guys
doing in here?

Me and the judge knew
she was guilty from day one.

Well, Dave, I'm glad
you pushed me to do this.

The system only works
when we all make sure it works.

So you won't ignore
your summons next time?

No. You know what?

I'm actually looking forward

to the next time
I get to do my civic duty.

Maybe the next trial will have,

like, more blood
or something in it,

so I can finally use
my Law & Orderdegree.

This is an outrage.Mm-hmm.

You won't believe what
just happened on that movie set.

Oh, right.

Uh, I'm sorry, Ma.

We just didn't know
how to tell you.

Wait, you found out we
were fired before we did?

Huh?

After I let the director
eat my cupcakes?

What the...

Hold on. What is happening here?

Were you two working
on that movie?

Yeah! We were all up in it!

But apparently, you're not
supposed to look in the camera.

Oh!

Mama, no!

What?

We were background actors
for the outside shots.

So-so-so-so, you two were
outside the whole time

and-and you never
saw in that house?

No.
Oh, I wish.

God, that would've
been the dream.

[Marty and Malcolm
chatting quietly]

Mama, Gemma...

[clears throat]

...we got something to tell
y'all about the movie.

GEMMA and TINA:
It was a what?!

[funky '70s music playing]

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