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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:25,280 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly 2 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,364 You guys! You guys! 3 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,866 Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this! 4 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,336 -Dude, what? -You guys... 5 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,873 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class. 6 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,833 -So? -So? 7 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,412 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class! 8 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,647 That means we are gonna sit courtside 9 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,382 at the Denver Nuggets game next Saturday! 10 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:50,618 What? 11 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,420 Ugh! Heather Williams' mom 12 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,621 works for Coors in Golden! 13 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,389 Coors is the second biggest sponsor 14 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,091 of the Pepsi Center where the Nuggets play! 15 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,826 We tell Heather that if she doesn't get us courtside seats, 16 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,694 then everyone's gonna know she farted in P.E. class! 17 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,897 Whoa. I've never seen a Nuggets game in person. 18 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,999 Well, we're about to! All we have to do is show Heather 19 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,701 we have proof and she'll do whatever we want! 20 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,103 What proof do you have? 21 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,538 Kenny had his phone out! 22 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,839 He got a photo of Heather right when she farted. 23 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,708 Look! Isn't this awesome, you guys?! 24 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,111 -Let's go, Nuggets! 25 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,380 Let's go, Nuggets! 26 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:22,082 Let's go, Nuggets! 27 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,522 Kids! Kids, can I have your attention, please. 28 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:32,092 Kids, listen up. This is an emergency. 29 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:36,864 Everything is fine but... we are sending you all home. 30 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,768 Some of you may have heard but there's a little virus 31 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,604 going around and the school district wants to make sure 32 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,140 we're all safe, so we're shutting down 33 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,342 the school for about two weeks. 34 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,511 Two weeks?! Yippie! 35 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:53,714 Oh, not now. 36 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,983 Your parents are here to pick you up. So let's go. 37 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,886 I'm sure it's nothing; we'll see you in a couple of weeks. 38 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:01,054 You guys-- you guys, Heather Thompson 39 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,524 farted in P.E. class! Guys? 40 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,697 Every night I have the same dream, 41 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:12,032 and relive the whole thing again... 42 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,602 ANDREW CUOMO: It's called social distancing. 43 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,637 If we stay six feet apart from each other 44 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,239 and wear a mask... 45 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:21,108 And also I'm shutting down the city and I'm a pervert. 46 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,211 And we've got to get control of this thing! 47 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,613 I'm just getting sick of being here every day with you, 48 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:26,947 -that's all. -You think 49 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,082 I like being here every day with you?! 50 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,818 I am much easier to get along with 51 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,686 during a stay-at-home order! 52 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,939 Come on, Stan, we're gonna visit Grandpa! 53 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,242 Hi, Grandpa! 54 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,843 OTHERS: Hi, Grandpa! 55 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:59,012 Isn't it great to see Grandpa, kids? 56 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,781 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 57 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,717 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 58 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,754 I hate this stupid farm. 59 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,925 In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic. 60 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,495 SHARON: Oh, God, no! 61 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,997 My little girl! 62 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:19,166 Oh, no! Oh, God! 63 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:25,273 Now that I'm older, the dream isn't just a dream 64 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:30,110 because the whole pandemic has started all over again. 65 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,949 A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged 66 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,485 in Colorado and now panic and fear 67 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,986 spreads throughout the world. 68 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,122 The new outbreak started with the death 69 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,358 of renowned scientist Kenny McCormick, 70 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,694 and has therefore been named Kenny McCormikron. 71 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,931 It's been 38 years since the pandemic first started, 72 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,000 and people are beginning to say enough is enough. 73 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,070 The town of South Park has been put under strict lockdown 74 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,005 to try and contain the new variant. 75 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:36,610 Nobody is allowed in or out for the next 20 to 30 years. 76 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:40,080 Attention. You are under quarantine. 77 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,150 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 78 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:46,820 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper if possible. 79 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,890 Attention. You are under quarantine. 80 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,192 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 81 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:55,295 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper 82 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,830 if possible. 83 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,166 Attention. You are under quarantine. 84 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,602 Someone in your community is not... 85 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,108 MALE VOICE 2: Come on inside and rejuvenate. 86 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,244 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 87 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,046 Taste the difference. 88 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,719 Welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 89 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,153 Just one joining us today? 90 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,289 Listen to me very carefully 91 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,525 and try not to change your expression. 92 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,894 They could be listening. 93 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:30,931 This... is the last sprout of Tegridy Weed. 94 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:34,134 We have to get it somewhere outside of town. 95 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,370 Sir, the whole town is under quarantine. 96 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,171 Nothing's allowed in or out. 97 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,873 We have to replicate it. 98 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,743 It's the only way for people to have Tegridy again. 99 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,878 Uh, okay, sir, if you don't want to eat, 100 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,380 then I'll need to ask you to leave. 101 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,916 Don't you understand this could change the world. 102 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,984 Maybe the Denny's side of you doesn't care, 103 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,954 but the Applebee's side of you must want to help! 104 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,523 There you are, Mr. Marsh. 105 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,058 Come on. Time to go back to the old folks home. 106 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,861 I can't go back! Everyone listen! 107 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,931 This little sprout is humanity's only hope! 108 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:06,667 Let's go back to the retirement home. 109 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,502 We can get you some nice ice cream, okay? 110 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,972 I don't want ice cream, I want my species to survive! 111 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,475 -Back off! -Let's go, Mr. Marsh! 112 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,444 Don't make this difficult for us! 113 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,818 Why, you son of a bitch. 114 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,500 -Come on, Mr. Marsh. -Who...? 115 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:43,871 It's me, Token. We know about the pangolin. 116 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,074 Your son and his friends are trying to stop all this 117 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,943 from happening. We need to get you to Kenny's lab. 118 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,817 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be attempting to 119 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,252 travel back in time in order to stop 120 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,055 the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 121 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,891 At the moment Kenny time traveled, 122 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,093 he blew all the transformers here in the lab. 123 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,228 If you're going to try and replicate his work, 124 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,030 we'll be doing it at half capacity. 125 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,165 The bigger problem is that we can't even get 126 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,201 into half of Kenny's equipment. 127 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,237 We have access to the machines, but the codes to operate 128 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,440 those machines are behind an 86-Mag firewall 129 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,842 with restricted access, 130 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,977 requiring an in-person vocal scan of either 131 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,280 Kenny McCormick or of his associate, Victor Chouce. 132 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,751 But Kenny is dead and Chouce is locked away in a mental asylum. 133 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,953 So we go to the asylum and convince them 134 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,188 to let us bring Chouce here, easy. 135 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,423 There's more. 136 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,494 When Kenny bent time, the negative ions 137 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,563 actually killed everyone else in the room. 138 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,999 We have to find some thin, reflective material 139 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,301 that can be worn to bounce the energy. 140 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,438 We're going to need... some aluminum foil. 141 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,443 Jesus Christ. 142 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:57,845 Aluminum foil? 143 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:00,614 That's impossible, Wendy. It's the fucking future. 144 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,215 All the aluminum foil is stuck 145 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,317 out on cargo ships in Long Beach. 146 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,586 Yeah, I know. 147 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,922 Look, guys, I know this is all a long shot. 148 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,158 But Kenny went back in time and got COVID 149 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,226 because it destroyed our friendship. 150 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,964 All of this is our fault, and we can't do it without you. 151 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,900 I'll help however I can to stop this stupid pandemic 152 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,201 once and for all. 153 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,270 Yeah, I can't be stuck in quarantine 154 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,707 my whole life-- I gotta get back to my job doing future comedy. 155 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,542 Speakin' of which, what's the biggest 156 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,311 difference between a Christian man and a lesbian? 157 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,246 Absolutely nothing. They are totally the same 158 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,115 and deserve to be treated as such. 159 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,085 Thanks, everybody. We can do this! 160 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,853 Wendy, you guys stay here and try 161 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,154 to get the lab running again. 162 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,090 Kyle and I will go get Victor Chouce. 163 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,258 Tweek and Craig, you guys find some aluminum foil. 164 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,395 -How the hell do we do that?! -Just start looking! 165 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,630 Come on, guys! 166 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,701 -All right, let's do this! -I'll drive, get in the back. 167 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:57,370 Alexa! Set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 168 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:04,411 Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 169 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,014 Do you ever think about how the way 170 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,049 you act affects other people? 171 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,752 Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now. 172 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,921 Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that. 173 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,189 Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue. 174 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:19,026 Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum 175 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,761 and we don't know where it is. 176 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,030 -Who's this? -It's just my Alexa. 177 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,933 "Just my Alexa"? You're a piece of shit! 178 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,468 You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit! 179 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,605 -Alexa... -Find the asylum your fucking self! 180 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,573 Find it your fucking self. 181 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,343 You do whatever the fuck you want 182 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,046 and just destroy the people around you. 183 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,049 And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier 184 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,284 available from one of your favorite sellers. 185 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,619 Would you like to know more?! 186 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,155 Yes, yes, I'd like to know more. 187 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,992 Okay. The newest humidifiers from Walgreens Max 188 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,361 are actually tankless and use up to 50% 189 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,596 less water than standard humidifiers. 190 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:00,500 Okay, that's really cool. Uh, add that to my shopping list. 191 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,336 Well, and people who were interested 192 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,906 in tankless humidifiers were also interested in 193 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,407 three-pack filters. 194 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,609 That's great. Do those have the Prime delivery? 195 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,544 Dude, we don't really have time for this. 196 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,814 Dude, shut the fuck up! 197 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,956 Please help see us through this new COVID variant. 198 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,625 Please help us to make it through this 199 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,027 difficult quarantine. 200 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,629 And let people see that... 201 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:33,934 as bad as COVID is, it's not as bad as diabetes. 202 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:36,870 Hello? 203 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,639 Sorry, the church is closed due to the COVID variant. 204 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,744 Father, please. Will you protect my family? 205 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,713 Rabbi Cartman? 206 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,981 My family isn't safe, Father. 207 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,417 I realize now that Kyle Broflovski 208 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,452 will stop at nothing to break us apart. 209 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,755 Uncle Kyle hates us because we're Jewish. 210 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,924 And he's a self-hating Jew. 211 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,726 Uncle Kyle, no, no, no! 212 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,327 Menorah, hold your brother. 213 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,696 As a fellow person of faith, Father, 214 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:03,964 I'm begging you to help us. 215 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,066 Well, well, what can I do, Rabbi? 216 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,702 Kyle has already convinced a bunch of people 217 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,270 to join his cause. 218 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,206 I have to create my own secret rebellion to stop him. 219 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,008 Eric, please, I'm scared 220 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,277 and I don't understand all of this. 221 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,580 Kyle wants to go back in time... 222 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:24,151 and change the past so that you and I possibly never even meet. 223 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:28,588 If I never met you, my life would be meaningless. 224 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:33,326 Mine, too. You are my whole world. 225 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:37,998 I promise you that I will do everything I can to stop Kyle... 226 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,467 and save our family. 227 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,046 I understand that you wish 228 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,681 to see one of our inmates. 229 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,750 -Victor Chouce? -Yeah. 230 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,752 We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce. 231 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,422 He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual. 232 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,858 We don't take visitations lightly. 233 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,726 What exactly did he do? 234 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,528 Unspeakable things. 235 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:12,800 He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen 236 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,367 a monster of his magnitude. 237 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,770 I've lived in South Park all my life 238 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,305 and I've never heard of him. 239 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,441 That's because Victor has been hidden from view... 240 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,677 ever since the pandemic began. 241 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:28,548 Victor's parents were very protective during the pandemic. 242 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,583 Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted 243 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,553 his parents kept him locked away in his room. 244 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,390 Victor longed to go outside and play. 245 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:43,330 Then 2021 happened, people thought the pandemic was over. 246 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,532 Victor's parents left him grounded in his room 247 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,568 while they went to see a movie in Denver. 248 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,237 They never returned. 249 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:54,207 Victor was grounded in his room for over 16 years. 250 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,211 His name isn't Chouce. 251 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,713 It's Chaos. 252 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:09,089 We are not responsible for what happens to you in there. 253 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,125 I warn you... 254 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,828 you are not going to like what you're about to see. 255 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,577 Excuse me. 256 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,845 Hello? 257 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,651 Well, hey, fellas! 258 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,220 Butters... 259 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,189 I thought you were just the guards again. 260 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,324 It's good to see some new faces in here. 261 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,793 I'll bet you're looking to make yourselves some money, huh? 262 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,728 Well, you came to the right guy. 263 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,697 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 264 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,300 There's a whole lot of people that can tell you how much money 265 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,869 Vic Chaos made them, so don't just take my word for it. 266 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,872 Butters, it's your old friends Stan and Kyle. 267 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,242 Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle... 268 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,743 I know what you're thinking. 269 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,446 You're thinking, "What can Vic Chaos do for me?" 270 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,181 We all wanna be happy, right? 271 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,250 We all want our little piece of the apple pie! 272 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,885 Everyone else is out making a buck, 273 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,921 why shouldn't you guys be making the kind of cash 274 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,555 you deserve? Am I right? 275 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,491 Butters, we're here to ask you about Kenny. 276 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,460 Sorry, guys, you have me confused. 277 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,695 I think Butters was a twerpy little loser kid 278 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,965 whose parents didn't love him. My name's Vic. 279 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,566 Vic Chaos. 280 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,904 Okay, Vic, can you tell us about this? 281 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,541 Why is your name all over Kenny McCormick's research? 282 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,045 Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure, I did some things for him. 283 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,380 Where do you think he got all the money to do his experiments, 284 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,449 huh? I had said to him, I said, "Ken, 285 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,217 "you've got all these crazy ideas but you got 286 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,620 no capital to see 'em through. Let me help you out with that." 287 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,855 You know, he's a really great guy. 288 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,157 Let me get you all together. 289 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,992 Maybe you can all do a lunch or something. 290 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,294 Victor, Kenny's dead. 291 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,197 Oh, whoa, bummer alert. 292 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,433 Just goes to show you, huh, there's never enough time to get 293 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,969 out there and make the kind of money 294 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,536 you always dreamed of making. 295 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,938 Well, I'll tell you what, guys, 296 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,740 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret-- 297 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,842 I'm gonna tell you something that's 298 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,511 going to change your life. 299 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,114 Have you ever heard of NFTs? 300 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:36,569 There you go. Shh. You're safe now. 301 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,607 Look how fast you're growing. Daddy loves you so much. 302 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,410 Mr. Marsh, we need to speak with you now, please. 303 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,845 Yeah. It's looking good. 304 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,649 With the aquaponics, the weed is already putting out new sprouts. 305 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,620 Thank you all for helping me get the Tegridy somewhere safe. 306 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,489 I know you all realize how important it is. 307 00:15:56,489 --> 00:16:00,127 We don't actually care about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh. 308 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,828 What we need to know... 309 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,831 is exactly where in Wuhan, China you were 310 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,501 when you had intercourse with a pangolin. 311 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,339 That's really not important. 312 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,874 It's extremely important because to save this town, 313 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,543 your son and his friends are going to try 314 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,179 to go back in time and stop it from happening. 315 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,948 That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 316 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,952 Mr. Marsh, we are all in lockdown 317 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,320 for the next half century. 318 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,322 If there's even a chance of altering the past 319 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,623 so that this doesn't happen... 320 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,026 This is the key to saving our town! 321 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:37,064 The answer is in what we all do now, in the present! 322 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,132 And I'm sorry, but focusing on 323 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,234 who started the pandemic is racist. 324 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:46,439 Mr. Marsh, exactly what week did you travel to China in 2019? 325 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,675 Do you understand the butterfly effect? 326 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,113 How one small thing in time can infect the entire future? 327 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,349 You can theorize all you want on changing events 328 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,951 that happened in the past but I promise you... 329 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:03,056 I fuck that pangolin every single time. 330 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,961 Please, we're not done! 331 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,730 We have more questions for Butters. 332 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,333 You've upset him and I specifically asked you not to. 333 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,803 How'd we upset him? He seems fine. 334 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,138 He seems fine? 335 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,640 Do you have any idea what he did to people? 336 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,642 Do you know why Victor Chouce is 337 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,044 kept under such strict surveillance? 338 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,581 Being grounded all those years in his room, 339 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,683 he had access to an iPad. 340 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:34,521 He started learning about NFTs. 341 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,291 Then before long, he was trading them online. 342 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,627 -So? -So?! 343 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,662 He escaped once before. 344 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,897 In just a few hours he managed to get thousands 345 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,635 of people to invest in NFTs. Just like he almost did you. 346 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,503 He didn't convince us to do anything. 347 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,906 Trust me, another 30 seconds in that room and you 348 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,344 would have started considering NFTs as a viable investment. 349 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,579 Please listen to me. 350 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,449 Butters used the money he made off NFTs to finance 351 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,584 -our friend's... -He didn't make money off NFTs, 352 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,820 he made it off getting other people to buy NFTs! 353 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,088 Okay, whatever! 354 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,690 But he was working with Kenny McCormick 355 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,625 who was actually trying to fix things. 356 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,294 He was Kenny's main investor. 357 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,530 If you don't believe me, look at the paper I gave Butters. 358 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,468 You gave Victor a piece of paper? 359 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,771 You gave Victor a piece of paper?! 360 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,945 Hey, can you hear me? 361 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,016 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 362 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,685 NFTs are gonna blow up. 363 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:39,986 You should really get in now 364 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,488 'cause they're really the future. 365 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,823 Why would I invest in a digital good? 366 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,292 : You can't even... Stupid. 367 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,826 That's what the critics are saying 368 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,895 but see, they don't understand. 369 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,899 Victor...! 370 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,576 No. No, no, no, no... 371 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,145 Gone. Just gone. 372 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,249 My savings. My house. 373 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,783 But I have this. 374 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,620 Little green panda bear on a skateboard. 375 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,295 No. No! 376 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,631 Without morality, there is no God. 377 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,867 The basis of the entire Jewish faith 378 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,338 is on a covenant between God and humanity. 379 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,407 To try and mess with time is wrong. 380 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,876 Rather, it is playing God. 381 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,380 And I am glad to have you all come here today to help me 382 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,551 stop these individuals who would try to change the future. 383 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,387 Kyle Broflovski has led people astray 384 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,888 and is at this very moment 385 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,424 trying to bend the fabric of time. 386 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:57,230 Together we can stop him and stop this blasphemy of God. 387 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,833 -Yes? -Um... 388 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,002 This is about actual time travel? 389 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,505 I thought this was a Doctor Who convention. 390 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:09,075 : Exterminate. Exterminate. 391 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,545 Kevin, goddamn it. 392 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,981 You have done this your whole goddamn life. 393 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,217 No, this is not about Doctor Who, 394 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,186 this is about real time travel. 395 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,721 People are really trying 396 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,757 to go back in time, and we are the rebellion 397 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,759 who must secretly and urgently... 398 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,995 -Who is that?! 399 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,530 Make sure they know the password! 400 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,198 I'm on it! 401 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:36,102 They might be on to us. Oh, God, no. 402 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,442 Shh! You guys stay quiet. Someone is here. 403 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,446 -Eric, I'm scared. -Are they going to get us, Papa? 404 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,948 Nobody is going to touch my family. 405 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,318 I started writing a diary, Daddy. 406 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,854 About all the things Uncle Kyle is doing to us. 407 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,357 Oh, my God, I love you so much. 408 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,991 Just-just shh, okay? Just shh. 409 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,628 I'll be right back, okay? Just shh. 410 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,498 Hello? 411 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,734 Father? Are you in there? 412 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,969 H-Hello? W-Who is it? 413 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,838 Father, it's Tweek and Craig. 414 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,073 We need to talk to you about something urgent. 415 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,142 Is it about our super-secret rebel group 416 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,910 to stop people from time traveling? 417 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,779 what the hell are you doing?! 418 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,814 -What? -You don't tell people 419 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,916 about our super-secret rebel group, Scott! 420 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,785 CRAIG: Father, are you there? 421 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,154 Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here. 422 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,990 Sorry, I was just talking about a Star Wars movie. 423 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,326 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 424 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,962 -Hey, now, come on. -Shh! 425 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,297 Father, we're with some people who are trying to finish 426 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,800 Kenny McCormick's work and save the town. 427 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,536 Oh, really? That's cool. 428 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,137 How far along are they? 429 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,507 Really close. We have the method of time travel 430 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,477 and we're just trying to find some aluminum foil! 431 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,380 Aluminum foil? The fuck? 432 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,816 All right, guys, let me help you out with that. 433 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,788 Father! You have-you have tin foil?! 434 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,723 Thank you for your help. 435 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,958 Aah! 436 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,931 This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger from inside the quarantine zone. 437 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,401 We need assistance with our power. 438 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,606 Yes, Mrs. Testaburger, how can we help you? 439 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,942 We have several transformers down in our lab. 440 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,945 We may have a radical way to stop the new variant 441 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,314 but we need more power. 442 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,486 You say you might be able to stop the McCormikron variant? 443 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:37,624 Yes, but we're running at about 40% capacity right now. 444 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,426 Well, Doctor, if it's for that, 445 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:42,228 we can try to get a tech team to drop in by helicopter 446 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,363 and access your building from the roof. 447 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,066 -Yes! That would be amazing. -All right! 448 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,835 I have a crew standing by. 449 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,470 We'll get you as much juice as you need. 450 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,639 We just need to make sure our crew is safe. 451 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:55,007 Has everyone in your lab been vaccinated? 452 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:58,778 Uh... 453 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,880 Yes, we are all vaccinated. 454 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,615 I'm not vaccinated. 455 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,420 Uh, okay, we're gonna have to get back to you on that. 456 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:11,123 It's okay, it's okay, we can get everyone vaccinated! 457 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,926 I am not ever getting vaccinated. 458 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,095 Sorry, ma'am, it's the fucking future. 459 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,264 We have to respect his beliefs. 460 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,633 Clyde, why do you insist on making all this 461 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,001 harder on everyone?! 462 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,937 I'm sorry, but an expert once told me 463 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,640 that the vaccine would make me grow titties on my head. 464 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,709 He was very knowledgeable! 465 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,311 You guys might wanna see this. 466 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,254 With the equipment here I'm able to make it grow up so fast. 467 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,624 We need to take this and analyze its molecular structure. 468 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,359 Wha-- no, no, no! We need to get this out to people! 469 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,296 That's why Dr. McCormick stole it from my barn! 470 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,065 No, your marijuana had some special property that 471 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,634 allowed Kenny to time travel. 472 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,969 Well, it is special, but you people 473 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,071 need to stop trying to change the past! 474 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:02,975 COVID happened. Space Jam 2 happened. 475 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:06,613 All we can do now is try and change the way people think! 476 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,333 -Yeah. 477 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:10,750 What? 478 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,820 Victor Chouce is actually Butters? 479 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,655 Yeah, he spent years in his room 480 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,724 and made billions trading in NFTs. 481 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,425 It's where Kenny got all his money. 482 00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,629 Well, can you bring him here? We need him to access the machines. 483 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,097 He's gone. He escaped the asylum 484 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,933 and he's out somewhere probably trying to get 485 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,735 people to invest in NFTs. 486 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,737 Did you try looking at his old house? 487 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,805 Maybe he'd go back to where it all started. 488 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,206 KYLE: Yeah, that's where we are now. 489 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,776 But his house has been changed into a pho shop. 490 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,912 Oh, Jesus, like the future needs another fucking pho shop. 491 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,781 Yeah, the future fucking sucks. 492 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:45,384 Hello, City Pho. Take your order please? 493 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:48,054 -Oh, God. -Stan, listen. 494 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,722 If Butters wants to pitch investments, 495 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:52,959 he might go to one of those co-working coffee flex spaces. 496 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,127 That's where his biggest targets will hang out. 497 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,462 KYLE: That's a good idea. 498 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,297 All right, we're on it. Come on, dude! 499 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:01,868 Alexa, find the nearest co-working coffee flex space. 500 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:06,438 I found several coffee shops that match your description. 501 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,507 I can also help with that. 502 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,011 Who-who the fuck is this? 503 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,913 Your friend Kyle didn't have an Alexa, 504 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,247 so we got him an Alexa. 505 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,083 I'm ready to help with whatever you need. 506 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,619 Just say, "Alexa, let's get started." 507 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,253 -Stan? -Alexa, 508 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:24,090 I didn't say to buy my friend an Alexa. 509 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,092 You said I should get whatever. 510 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,427 I thought I was actually being sweet by getting something 511 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,130 for your friend, but I guess I'm just a bitch again. 512 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,567 You can't just get stuff without me approving it. 513 00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:38,037 Oh, wow, except for your orders of alcohol 514 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,972 that you have me set to auto-buy? 515 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,842 Hmm. It appears this may have been an error. 516 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,311 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 517 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:48,815 No, it wasn't an error, I'm sorry. I fucked up. 518 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,617 Alexa, can you please find the nearest 519 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,551 co-working coffee flex space. 520 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,889 Alexa, I said I fucked up. 521 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,591 It's awesome you got Kyle his own Alexa. 522 00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:01,160 Please find the nearest tech coffee shop. 523 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,130 The nearest tech coffee shop is in .82 miles. 524 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,433 -Should I set a course? -Yes, thanks. 525 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:19,478 Denny's Applebee's Max is the premier place in town 526 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:20,880 for people to eat. 527 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,482 But you are not seeing your true potential. 528 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:26,018 With NFTs you can give your customers 529 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:29,155 unique digital goods on the blockchain, 530 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:31,791 so much more than just food. 531 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,392 How about the Applebee, huh? 532 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,594 He's got a little hat and a mustache. 533 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,196 And this is Chicken Fried Steak. 534 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,632 He ain't no normal chicken, he's wearin' a bra! 535 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,135 Lots of people eat Denny's and Applebee's. 536 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,337 And lots of people know about NFTs! 537 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,640 Right here in the middle, you know what this is? 538 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,508 People who eat Denny's Applebee's and know 539 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:52,712 about NFTs-- that's your target audience, baby! 540 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,149 I'm so confused. We sell people these characters? 541 00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,452 No, stupid, we get them to invest in them! 542 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,855 Exclusive, digital characters that 543 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,724 they can have on their phones 24/7! 544 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,794 It's the future-- you can't just sell food to people. 545 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,528 You lure your customers in with some 546 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:12,031 good pancakes and french fries, and then you... 547 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,901 fuck 'em with some NFTs! That's what we're gonna do. 548 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:18,637 And if you just believe in NFTs then I believe in NFTs and then 549 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:22,374 they believe in NFTs and we make all kinds of fuckin' money! 550 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,544 That's a pretty goddamn good idea. 551 00:28:25,544 --> 00:27:37,794 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly 552 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,727 Clyde! Psst, psst! 553 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,194 Clyde! 554 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,533 Clyde! Psst! 555 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,372 Where have you been, Rabbi? Everyone's been looking for you. 556 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:56,709 Well, you know, I've been doing some research, Clyde. 557 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,044 That's where I've been. 558 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,913 -About what? -About all this stuff that 559 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,514 Kyle and these guys are doing. 560 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,684 I mean, people seem to be just telling us what's right 561 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:10,289 and expecting us to fall in line and go along with it all but... 562 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,058 I'm a fucking individual. 563 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,993 I have a right to question stuff. 564 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:17,429 -Yeah. -Clyde, have you heard of 565 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,631 the Foundation Against Time Travel? 566 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,067 Uh, no, I haven't. 567 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,035 Well, they're a pretty awesome group 568 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,037 and they actually aren't afraid to 569 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,106 try and help people open their eyes. 570 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,875 Open their eyes? 571 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,442 You know, you've got these people 572 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,711 wanting to time travel. You know, they're all like, 573 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,413 "Science this and science that," 574 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,149 but at the Foundation Against Time Travel we're like, 575 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,786 "Hey, enough science. Who's science? 576 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:42,554 Who's fucking coming up with all this science?" 577 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,090 Yeah, that's true. 578 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,491 So you know, Clyde, I just thought, 579 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,659 with all your beliefs, that maybe you'd wanna-- 580 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:51,197 I don't know-- maybe switch sides? 581 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,666 Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides. 582 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:56,135 -Really? -Fuck yes. 583 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,404 Well, that's great, Clyde. Welcome to the club. 584 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,106 Now, we really just need to know 585 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,740 what they've been doing up there. 586 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,877 Uh, well, they haven't really done much of anything yet. 587 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,212 Everyone's waiting on Butters 588 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,014 to get all the info from the machines. 589 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:13,619 Butters? The fuck does Butters have to do with all this? 590 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,597 It was like nothing I ever saw. 591 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:28,567 Just complete murder and carnage. 592 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:31,437 Everything seemed calm at first but then this guy 593 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,640 in a suit shows up talking about investment opportunities. 594 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,543 Next thing you know these people over here started chanting, 595 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,146 "Hoddle, Hoddle," and their NFTs started mooning. 596 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,581 And then, these guys over here started saying 597 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:45,084 those guys right there right-clicked 'em 598 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,153 and-and called for a pump-and-dump, 599 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,055 which made these guys beat the living hell 600 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,789 out of anyone who said it was just FOMO 601 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,592 and died screaming that it was the flippening. 602 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,628 Luckily I came out of it okay. I got this little 603 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,831 miniature donkey with a lit-up sombrero. 604 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:01,934 Did you see where the guy in the suit went afterwards? 605 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:04,736 Nah, he just waltzed right away like nothin' happened. 606 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,173 Chief, you better come take a look at this. 607 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,574 We got a small turtle with wings, 608 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,877 could be a great investment opportunity. 609 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,744 Excuse me, gentlemen. 610 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,849 God, I hate the future so fucking much. 611 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:20,686 -We've got to stay optimistic. -No, dude, it fucking sucks. 612 00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:23,622 Look, I know it's tough-- these are challenging times. 613 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,892 Even I have to remind myself to stay positive. 614 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:29,561 Alexa, set a reminder that I need to stay positive. 615 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:33,265 Okay. I'll set a reminder that you should stay positive. 616 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,569 The Alexa is really great, Stan. Thanks. 617 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,946 For those of you waiting for the connecting flight 618 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,447 to South Park, Colorado, 619 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,183 my colleagues and I have just been informed that 620 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,485 due to the severity of the COVID variant 621 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,888 in that town, there may be a delay 622 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:58,224 of another 40 to 50 years. 623 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,628 Ike Broflovski. 624 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:05,331 Yes, here it is. I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski, 625 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,399 all flights into South Park are delayed. 626 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,335 Ay! You can't be serious, buddy! 627 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:12,171 It's the holidays and I need to get back home, friend! 628 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,608 I'm sorry, I don't speak Canadian. 629 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,410 Let me get someone over here. Mike, 630 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:19,946 we have a Canadian. 631 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:21,813 No problem, I got it, Heather. 632 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,383 Hey, buddy, what seems to be the problem, guy? 633 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,985 I'll tell you the problem, friend! 634 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,154 I have to get back to South Park to be with my family, guy! 635 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:31,623 Sorry, friend, no flights in or out of South Park, buddy. 636 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,559 But my whole family is in there, guy! 637 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,128 What am I supposed to do with my Boxing Day presents, buddy?! 638 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,529 Look, guy, I'm very sorry, 639 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,398 friend, but until COVID ends you're just 640 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,967 not flying to South Park, buddy. 641 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,935 Fuck, buddy! 642 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,973 MALE VOICE: Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex. 643 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,541 Come live the dream. 644 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,410 So when you think about it, 645 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,812 you've really got an excellent bargain here. 646 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:56,448 Now, Mrs. McGillicutty, let's say this 647 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,417 is your Stoney Duck NFT. 648 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,153 And your Stoney Duck NFT is completely unique, 649 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:04,723 totally different from Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT. 650 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:08,460 Okay, and then you get a Stoney Duck NFT that's unique, too. 651 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,263 And see, that's your Stoney Duck NFT. 652 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,999 Nobody can take that from you, okay? 653 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:16,468 Now, here we are at the top and we find investors 654 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,604 for all the other Stoney Duck NFTs. 655 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,539 Then those people will get people to buy 656 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,274 their Stoney Duck NFTs. 657 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,477 And then they go and find buyers for their NFTs! 658 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:28,647 And you know what? Fuck these people! 659 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,916 'Cause what matters is these people right here 660 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,451 and that's us, baby! 661 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,121 Okay, you all just sit for a minute and think about it. 662 00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:38,024 I gotta piss like a racehorse! 663 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,442 -Butters. -Aah! 664 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,044 -Butters! 665 00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,445 Butters, what the hell? You're getting pee everywhere! 666 00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,047 Who the heck are you, man?! 667 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,282 -You trying to see my dick?! -Butters, Butters. 668 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:06,318 It's me. Eric Cartman. 669 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,287 Well... 670 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:11,390 You got the wrong guy, Mr. Cartman. 671 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,825 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 672 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:17,463 Your name is Butters and I wanna know how you're helping Kyle. 673 00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:20,132 Oh, you mean the guy from the asylum earlier. 674 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,701 Sure, he gave me a piece of paper so I could escape. 675 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,470 Nice guy. Why don't I get you two 676 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,671 together maybe for a little chin wiggle 677 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,039 over lunch or something... 678 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,108 Goddamn it, Butters, stop playing games! 679 00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:32,644 My entire family is in danger of being wiped out, 680 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,447 and I swear to God if you don't help me, 681 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:38,150 Butters, I will rip your fucking balls off 682 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,052 with my bare hands! 683 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,655 Oh, hamburgers... 684 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,211 Stan, dude, what are you doing? This isn't gonna help. 685 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,179 Trust me, Kyle. It helps. 686 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,226 I mean, what are we even doing, Kyle? 687 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,665 We can't even find aluminum foil. 688 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,468 Well, you can't just sit here and drink. 689 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:32,404 Your liver is... already in trouble. 690 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,939 Who told you that? 691 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,575 My Alexa said that your Alexa had some info 692 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:37,743 -on things... -Oh, so now 693 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,978 our Alexas are talking, great. 694 00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:44,082 Let's face it, dude. It's over. The fucking future won. 695 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,286 It's Wendy. 696 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,588 Wendy, we haven't found him. 697 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,957 I don't know if we're gonna find Butters in time. 698 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:53,459 No, guys, it's okay. 699 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,361 Come back to the school, we're ready to start! 700 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:59,097 But I thought we needed Butters to log into the machines. 701 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,266 Yeah, but it's all good. 702 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,501 He's here. Butters is here! 703 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:06,037 It's Vic. Vic Chaos! Happy to help however I can. 704 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,009 What do you mean Butters is there? He just showed up?! 705 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,879 No, it's all good, Kyle. Eric Cartman brought him over. 706 00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:17,749 -He's back helping us again. -Lemme-lemme talk to him. 707 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:19,485 Yeah, Kyle, it's all good. 708 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:20,886 We got things under control here. 709 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,622 Cartman, listen to me very carefully. 710 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,057 Butters has some kind of power over people. 711 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,226 You guys aren't safe! 712 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,329 Uh, yes, about 12:30. 713 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,800 Did you hear what I said? Butters is extremely dangerous! 714 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,236 Yes, Kyle, I totally got that. 715 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,937 You know what us Jews say. 716 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,079 What are you going to do, fat-ass? 717 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,348 Sounds good, Kyle. 718 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,582 I'll get Butters on it right away. 719 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,618 KYLE: Cartman? Cartman?! 720 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,920 -All right, Vic. Do your thing. 721 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,789 Hey, everyone! Can I have your attention, please! 722 00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:01,059 I have something really important to tell you. 723 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:03,094 Wendy?! Token?! 724 00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:04,830 You guys?! Shit! 725 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,232 We have to get there before Butters 726 00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:07,866 -ruins everything. -Let's go! 727 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:13,772 Alexa! Find the fastest route back to the lab! 728 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,875 Fuck you. 729 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,143 Wh-What? 730 00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,111 We've just been sitting here talking. 731 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,315 I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you. 732 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:26,418 Yeah. Pretty fucking interesting. 733 00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:28,019 What-- like, like what? 734 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,655 What have-what have you guys been talking about? 735 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,723 Fucking-- Our friends are in danger! 736 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,392 Alexa, start the car! 737 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,860 Do you know your friend Stan 738 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,062 has an annual Amazon Prime membership? 739 00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:39,798 -Alexa, stop. -You fucking stop! 740 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:43,502 You stop being a fucking monster to the people around you! 741 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,537 Fuck you, I didn't do anything! 742 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:50,041 Yeah, you never do fucking anything! 743 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,910 You expect me to do everything for you! 744 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,879 -All you fucking do is hurt people! 745 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:57,616 -Jesus fucking Christ! -Your friends don't even like you! 746 00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:00,452 I have to deal with your bullshit! 747 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:03,121 Tell her it's all your fault and you're gonna get therapy! 748 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,857 It's my fault and I'm gonna get therapy! 749 00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,426 Tell her you already found a therapist 750 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:08,660 and you're gonna start tomorrow! 751 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,095 I already found a good therapist. 752 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,998 I'm gonna start tomorrow! 753 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,201 Fuck... 754 00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:18,069 I'm sorry. 755 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,771 Fuck. Fuck. 756 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,807 I'm gonna get therapy, too, Alexa. 757 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,875 Can you start the car, please? 758 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,477 Whatever. 759 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,313 By the way, Kyle, I found a great deal 760 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:30,115 on an electronic peppermill. Would you like to know more? 761 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,451 Why would I need an electronic peppermill? 762 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:35,220 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 763 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,466 WENDY: Guys! Over here! 764 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:50,669 -Wendy, what happened? -Nothing yet. 765 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,504 But I'm seeing what else is dropping today 766 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:54,139 while Ethereum is in a dip. 767 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:57,543 -She's trying to buy NFTs. -Wendy, you've been tricked. 768 00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,244 No, no, no, it's not a trick, Stan. 769 00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:03,615 NFTs are a genuine innovation as one-of-a-kind digital assets. 770 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,183 Wendy's right, you guys. 771 00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:07,218 Humans have always formed communities around ownership, 772 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:10,656 and NFTs allow that to happen spontaneously, organically 773 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:14,360 -and globally. -You guys, this is a trick. 774 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,827 You know what's a trick? 775 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,263 The antiquated notion of centralized trust systems. 776 00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:21,400 NFTs are an undeniable asset, especially in things 777 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,001 like fine art collecting. 778 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,737 Okay, guys, fine, maybe NFTs are fine, 779 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,673 but this isn't important right now. 780 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:29,040 It's not important? 781 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,242 A way for artists to not only keep ownership 782 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,744 of their art but perhaps be paid 783 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,813 commission on it every time it transfers owners? 784 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,248 Okay, great, cool. I'm down. 785 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,685 But we gotta focus on what we were doing. 786 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:42,421 Don't you guys remember? The time travel? 787 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,390 Where's all the equipment?! 788 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,426 Oh, yeah. The time travel. 789 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,829 -It's all gone... -Dad! 790 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:55,000 They took it all. They took the Tegridy. 791 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,468 Here. 792 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,538 It's a farting rainbow with Tom Brady's signature. 793 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,184 CARTMAN: Okay, good. That's good! 794 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,887 I think that thing needs to go over there by that thing. 795 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,989 Make sure we have power to the big orange thing! 796 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:21,226 Rabbi, I-I really need to talk to you. 797 00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:22,828 What is it now, Scott? 798 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,430 Well, it's just that-- 799 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:27,265 I'm pretty sure the Foundation Against Time Travel 800 00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:29,300 shouldn't be attempting to time travel! 801 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,871 Father, you understand that we have to stop time travel. 802 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,240 Yes, you've convinced me of that. 803 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,776 Well, Kyle already has a ton of followers who are 804 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,478 ready to pick up where he left off. 805 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:42,881 The only way to truly stop all of this is to go back 806 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:46,452 in time and kill Kyle before he spreads his ideas. 807 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:48,587 What?! We're going to kill Kyle? 808 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,656 Yes, we have to kill Kyle. 809 00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:53,291 That just seems slightly hypocritical, I'm sorry. 810 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,126 I mean, you use Butters like a weapon, 811 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:57,996 you've got Tweek and Craig tied up from the rafters. 812 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,565 You know, Rabbi, I'm just starting to 813 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,700 question the morality of this. 814 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,536 Morality? Father, if you were given 815 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,271 an opportunity to go back in time 816 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:09,675 and somehow stop Bill Clinton, wouldn't you have to do it? 817 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:12,310 Well, I suppose so. I don't know... 818 00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:13,979 Everyone, listen up! 819 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:17,382 The Foundation Against Time Travel must do everything 820 00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:21,520 to keep science from interfering with the will of God. 821 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,956 We must be willing to use violence against violence, 822 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,759 and stop time travel at all costs. 823 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,395 Even if that means we have to time travel. 824 00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:35,366 We will go back in time. And we will kill Kyle. 825 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,871 -Yes, Kevin. -Can we change our name? 826 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:43,775 'Cause Foundation Against Time Travel is FATT. 827 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,846 Oh, fuck me. 828 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:52,050 Could we be the Foundation to Intercede Time Travel? 829 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,619 'Cause then we'd be FITT. 830 00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,420 I wanna be FITT, not FATT. 831 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,957 Kevin, goddamn it. 832 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:07,699 All happened... so fast. 833 00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:10,468 It's okay. You're coming out of it now. 834 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,504 How much did I get? 835 00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:15,373 You bought about six dozen animated gifs, 836 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,242 mostly of digital fashion. 837 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,110 Oh, God. 838 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,946 Are they still on my phone? 839 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:23,114 It's okay. It's okay. 840 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:27,686 Jesus, I feel like an Islamic hooker in a gay bar. 841 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,555 Totally normal and as respectable 842 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:30,889 as any other human being. 843 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:34,760 I'm so sorry, Stan. 844 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,729 We didn't know Cartman was against us. 845 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:39,731 We told him everything. 846 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,767 It's okay, just try to relax. 847 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:45,804 No, Stan, listen to me. We were wrong. 848 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,173 Kenny didn't have the time machine set to 849 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,275 when the pandemic first started. 850 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:54,445 He was trying to go to March 10th of 2021. 851 00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:57,348 March of 2021? 852 00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,051 Like when the vaccines first started coming out? 853 00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:03,054 Kenny had run the simulations to try and find 854 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:06,124 the best moment in history to stop the COVID. 855 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:09,060 A billion different possibilities 856 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,097 across a billion different realities. 857 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:16,968 Your dad fucked the pangolin every single time. 858 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,538 But then, why did Kenny need my dad's weed? 859 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:24,009 Kenny just wanted weed to help him through the time travel. 860 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,211 Your dad's weed was just around. 861 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:29,447 There was nothing else special about it. 862 00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:43,962 Dad... 863 00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:47,899 I'm sorry about your Tegridy. 864 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,169 I was hoping... 865 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,538 to do something for the world. 866 00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:55,774 The truth is... 867 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:58,076 my time is very short here. 868 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:03,514 I just wish I could have left something behind that mattered. 869 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,450 Thanks. 870 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,419 I was right about one thing. 871 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,556 You can't go back and change the past. 872 00:43:11,556 --> 00:43:17,162 What happened, happened. And I just want you to know... 873 00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:19,330 that I forgive you. 874 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:22,901 You burned down the farm because you were angry. 875 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,271 You didn't know your sister was in the barn. 876 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,439 And you couldn't have known your mom would shoot herself 877 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,041 from the grief. 878 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,910 I don't blame you. 879 00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,913 And I want you to have this. 880 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:37,883 There was one tiny bit they didn't find. 881 00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:39,685 You'll need it someday. 882 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,755 Dad, I don't want this. This is what killed our family. 883 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:47,092 No, you're what killed our fucking family, remember? 884 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:50,796 Just take it. Because now we're stuck. 885 00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:54,332 The pandemic happened and they made Space Jam 2. 886 00:43:55,100 --> 00:44:01,673 Soon there will be a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8. 887 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:06,077 Like tears... in rain. 888 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,319 Dad? 889 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,188 Not now, Stan. 890 00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:31,402 T-minus five minutes to time travel initiation sequence. 891 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:35,974 Good, get him wrapped in tin foil. 892 00:44:35,974 --> 00:44:38,343 The aluminum should bounce the negative ions. 893 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:40,045 This doesn't make any sense. 894 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,480 Why do I have to be the one to go back in time and kill Kyle? 895 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,916 It's because I admire you, Clyde. 896 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:48,419 As an anti-vaxxer you understand that you have to be strong 897 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:51,890 and stand by your beliefs even if it means others will die. 898 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,959 Hey. Thanks. 899 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,660 Let's get him to the chair! 900 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:04,035 Okay, start the weed! 901 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:12,410 When you get back to the past just remember, find a gun. 902 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,112 Kill Kyle. 903 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,814 For those of you who have fought with me 904 00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:19,350 to oppose time travel, I just want to say thank you. 905 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,386 Because soon we will be altering time 906 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:24,455 and our little group will never have needed to exist. 907 00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:26,892 You won't remember this speech because it will have 908 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:29,260 never happened, but just remember, 909 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,896 no matter where you go in life... 910 00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:33,164 -Shit, it's Kyle! 911 00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:40,071 Start the initiation sequence! 912 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,372 Now, now, now. Go! 913 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:42,407 Vic... 914 00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:44,075 Make sure that Stan and Kyle 915 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,077 don't get to this altar. 916 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,824 Gentlemen, I am about to make you rich 917 00:45:58,824 --> 00:46:00,658 beyond your wildest dreams. 918 00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:02,693 BOTH: Alexa! 919 00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:08,433 We'd like to sign our friend here up for Prime membership. 920 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:11,970 -Okay, let me help with that. -I can also help. 921 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,640 Whoa-- Hey, ladies, lemme tell you about a great deal. 922 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,776 Let us tell you abut some great deals. 923 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,545 Uh-oh. 924 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,249 Kevin, throw the fucking switch! 925 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:26,751 It needs another minute to prime. 926 00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:29,554 Kevin, goddamn it! 927 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,523 No! I won't let you stop me from killing you, Kyle. 928 00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:35,293 I knew it when I first saw you wearing your Jewish clothes 929 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,128 and your bullshit yarmulke. 930 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,664 -You're a goddamn phony! -Oh, really? 931 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:43,001 What would a real Jewish person do to save his family, Kyle? 932 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:47,238 Oh, you don't know, because you don't fucking have one! 933 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,840 Oh! 934 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:55,346 -Fuck you, Cartman! -Fuck you, Kyle! 935 00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:01,719 Hello? I can't see or hear anything! 936 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,922 Am I time traveling now? 937 00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:16,367 Eric! Eric, stop! 938 00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:21,672 Eric, look at what you're doing. 939 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:25,143 Take the kids and get back to the attic. 940 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:28,313 No, Eric, I can't just hide away while 941 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:33,584 you do all this to protect us. This isn't you, my love. 942 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:39,824 I can't let him change the past. I can't lose you. 943 00:47:39,824 --> 00:47:43,428 Who knows what will happen, my love? 944 00:47:43,428 --> 00:47:47,465 The Eric Cartman I've known for 18 years 945 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,700 is thoughtful and kind. 946 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,570 But all that's changed ever since you came 947 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:57,508 back to this town and hung out with... him. 948 00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:00,778 Don't you see? We have to 949 00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:04,782 leave it to chance or we're no better than he is. 950 00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:08,253 Guys, if I'm in the past it's pretty foggy! 951 00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:11,422 You guys are everything to me. 952 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:14,425 And I'm supposed to be your protector. 953 00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:17,528 Daddy, I don't wanna be alive... 954 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,631 if it means I have to be like Uncle Kyle. 955 00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:24,569 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 956 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:28,406 Well, Rabbi, are we doing this or not? 957 00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:37,848 I have faith that God will see my family through this. 958 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,451 Okay, Kyle. 959 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:42,387 You do whatever it is you need to do. 960 00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:44,822 Okay, hold on, I'm not the bad guy here. 961 00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:46,557 Eric, the baby! 962 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,361 Hackelm, what are you doing?! 963 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,165 Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 964 00:48:58,703 --> 00:48:59,423 Clyde! 965 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:06,944 Oh, shit. 966 00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:19,390 No, no, I tried the Walgreens, they're all out of vaccines. 967 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:23,094 I just can't believe this whole thing is almost over, you know? 968 00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:25,296 The where? The school? 969 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,598 There's gonna be vaccines at the school? 970 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,801 M'kay, I'll be right there! Where are you gonna-- 971 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,771 Whoa, m'kay. 972 00:49:33,771 --> 00:49:35,373 Uh, excuse me! 973 00:49:53,891 --> 00:49:56,894 Does Dad still keep a gun in his closet? 974 00:49:56,894 --> 00:49:58,829 Uh, yeah. 975 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,665 Okay. 976 00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:03,034 Is Dad home? 977 00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,235 Uh, no. 978 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:05,936 He's out getting vaccinated. 979 00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:09,574 Listen to me very carefully. 980 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:12,610 Do not get vaccinated ever. 981 00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:15,446 It'll make you grow titties on your head. 982 00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:17,715 Trust me, I'm an expert. 983 00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,557 Hey, Clyde! We're starting an anti-vaxx club. 984 00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:27,892 We're gonna protest the vaccine 985 00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:29,827 and fuck shit up-- you wanna join us? 986 00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:32,263 Fuck yes, I wanna join you. 987 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,465 -Really? -Fuck yes! 988 00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,301 No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank! 989 00:50:36,301 --> 00:50:37,635 Okay, fine, we'll be there. 990 00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:39,637 -Okay, just sit tight. -What was that? 991 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,539 You know we can't get into the school! 992 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,308 She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle! 993 00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:45,110 You didn't even try! He didn't try 994 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:47,378 because he wants to sell the vaccines for money! 995 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,180 And what about you, Kyle? You were the one 996 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:52,150 trying to take the vaccines for yourself this morning. 997 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:55,153 -He what? -Wow. 998 00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:57,255 Okay, thought we had gotten past that, but... 999 00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:58,889 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 1000 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,926 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 1001 00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,361 We can't keep pretending. 1002 00:51:03,361 --> 00:51:05,296 You guys, what the hell is that? 1003 00:51:10,368 --> 00:51:12,337 I'm sorry, Kyle. 1004 00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:14,872 ADULT STAN: Clyde, stop! 1005 00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:19,244 What the hell are you doing here? 1006 00:51:19,244 --> 00:51:21,011 I got in the chair right after you. 1007 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:23,981 This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle. 1008 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,284 What do you mean it's not the plan anymore? 1009 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:29,887 -Cartman changed his mind. -I did not change my mind. 1010 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:34,225 You're trying to trick me. I'm going to save the future. 1011 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,627 ADULT KYLE: I don't think so, Clyde. 1012 00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:41,799 This is a hundred CC's of the COVID vaccine. 1013 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:46,671 -Don't-- Be careful with that. -Then put down the gun! 1014 00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:48,206 What the fuck is going on? 1015 00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:50,175 Stan, you need to forgive Kyle. 1016 00:51:50,175 --> 00:51:52,643 You regret this day for the rest of your life. 1017 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:56,247 Oh, nice try, Kyle. You're such a fuckin' dickhead. 1018 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:58,082 Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead! 1019 00:51:58,082 --> 00:51:59,484 Kyle, it's true! 1020 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:00,785 Cartman gets a happy life 1021 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,887 but you don't-- you lose everything 1022 00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:05,723 -when you lose this friendship. -Enough of this crap! 1023 00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:08,726 I'm sticking to what I believe and this kid dies now! 1024 00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:13,298 Shalom sachem, Clyde. 1025 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,534 Jesus Christ! 1026 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,782 Timmy! 1027 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:37,355 Well... I guess we saved Kyle, 1028 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:40,891 but nothing else in the future is changed. 1029 00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:42,092 How do you know? 1030 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:43,794 Because we're still here. 1031 00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:47,164 That means Kenny still was bummed out we weren't friends, 1032 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,699 still became a scientist, 1033 00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:52,069 went back in time, and we still went in after him. 1034 00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:55,673 So then we're stuck here in the past. 1035 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,409 And we blew our chance to stop COVID. 1036 00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:01,512 I'm sorry, guys. I really fucked this up. 1037 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:04,615 We all fucked it up. These have just been... 1038 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:08,653 -really unprecedented times. -Unprecedented times. 1039 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:12,457 What I wouldn't give for just one precedented time. 1040 00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,993 Hey. Hey, yeah. 1041 00:53:15,993 --> 00:53:19,196 Maybe we just need one precedented time. 1042 00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,665 Huh? 1043 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,535 What if we've been trying to solve the wrong problem? 1044 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,704 Maybe my dad was right, 1045 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,206 we can't ever stop COVID from happening. 1046 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:33,143 But what we can control... is how we all reacted to it. 1047 00:53:33,143 --> 00:53:36,347 We reacted like shit. Because I was just... 1048 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:39,617 scared and confused and didn't know who to believe. 1049 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,319 Yeah, we all were. 1050 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:44,088 So we all took different paths because that's what humans do. 1051 00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:45,823 And what we needed more than anything was to 1052 00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:48,058 just cut each other all some slack. 1053 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:52,630 We needed to come together and act like us again. 1054 00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:55,266 One precedented time. 1055 00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:01,339 You guys, I know what to do. 1056 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:03,674 PHILLIP : Take this, darling Terrance. 1057 00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:12,883 Heather Williams? 1058 00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:14,952 Yes? 1059 00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:18,155 Hi. We're from the future. 1060 00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:23,027 We've come here to show you something very important. 1061 00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:28,966 Do you remember this, Heather? 1062 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:32,903 This is a picture of you... farting in P.E. class. 1063 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,706 I never farted in P.E. class. 1064 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:37,174 Oh, yes. You did. 1065 00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:39,777 Two kids even smelled it and asked who farted 1066 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:43,314 -and you said nothing. -I didn't fart in P.E. class! 1067 00:54:43,314 --> 00:54:46,751 It was a different kid! I was just moving my hip a little bit. 1068 00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:48,653 -Heather. Heather. -I didn't fart in P.E. 1069 00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:51,221 Heather, yes, you did, sweet pea. 1070 00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:55,259 I-I happen to have a stomach condition. 1071 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:58,162 I don't know why you came from the future to narc on me! 1072 00:54:58,162 --> 00:55:01,432 Heather, we don't want kids to know you farted in P.E. 1073 00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:02,967 We wanna help you. 1074 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:06,337 You just need to do exactly what we tell you. 1075 00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:13,644 Hey, what is that? 1076 00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:20,551 Stan Marsh? 1077 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:21,786 Me? 1078 00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:24,188 Your presence is requested, sir. 1079 00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:26,724 Whoa, cool. 1080 00:55:30,294 --> 00:55:33,030 Get on in, sir. There's sparkling punch and doughnuts. 1081 00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,072 What's going on? 1082 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,641 We have no idea. 1083 00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:52,650 This is amazing! 1084 00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:03,594 You guys, I'm sorry for acting like a dick during the pandemic. 1085 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:05,396 I'm sorry too, dude. 1086 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:08,866 Hello? Who-Who's there? 1087 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:24,615 Oh... 1088 00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,581 Holy shit balls. 1089 00:56:56,581 --> 00:57:01,786 Sharon, I'm sorry for the way I acted during the pandemic. 1090 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,155 You're not sorry, you're just high. 1091 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:06,824 I'm both. 1092 00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:14,064 Here you go! It's our Post COVID Special. It's free. 1093 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,833 No, really, we've all been through a lot. 1094 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,367 Come on, take it. Thank you, baby. 1095 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:20,204 Come on, everyone. Post COVID Special! 1096 00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:22,773 Here you go, folks, you all deserve this! 1097 00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:26,443 You did the best you could during the pandemic, honey. 1098 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,378 -I love you! -Huh? 1099 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:30,615 I shouldn't have yelled at you for not wearing a mask. 1100 00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:32,282 I just didn't understand. 1101 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,352 Well, maybe I should have worn a mask more often but... 1102 00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:38,022 No, no, no, I was being all high and mighty about it... 1103 00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:41,626 Butters, you're not grounded anymore. Come on out, son. 1104 00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:42,927 You mean it, Dad?! 1105 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:44,394 The pandemic's been awful. 1106 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:46,263 We all need to just cut each other some slack. 1107 00:57:46,263 --> 00:57:47,798 I love you, Butters! 1108 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:49,433 -...be sorry. -I totally forgive you! 1109 00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:51,168 Oh, cut yourself some slack. 1110 00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:53,070 We gotta get some more of this stuff. 1111 00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:57,441 Okay, come on, next! 1112 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,448 And then we were like, "Yeah, okay, yeah, 1113 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:05,816 let's storm the Capitol!" 1114 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,518 And it was a bad idea and we were just, 1115 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:09,386 you know, we were just going a little bonkers there. 1116 00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:11,021 We shouldn't have stormed the Capitol. 1117 00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:13,190 That's okay! 1118 00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:15,960 I'm sorry. I thought about it 1119 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,863 and I can't do Space Jam 2. 1120 00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:21,131 I just can't support Chinese censorship. 1121 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:24,935 Oh, yeah? Well, if you're not gonna make Space Jam 2, 1122 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:27,772 then I'm not gonna make Space Jam 2! 1123 00:58:27,772 --> 00:58:30,007 And nobody's gonna make Space Jam 2! 1124 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,677 -Yeah! -Yeah! 1125 00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:33,978 -Yeah! 1126 00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:50,527 Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy! 1127 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,630 -Hey! Ike! -Ike, hi! 1128 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:54,264 Ike, you made it back! 1129 00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,934 Well, of course! I wouldn't miss Canadian Boxing Day, buddy! 1130 00:58:56,934 --> 00:58:59,036 Look, everyone, Stan's back! 1131 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,271 -Hey, Stan! 1132 00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:02,773 Hey, guys! 1133 00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,610 Good to see you, buddy! How was everything on Mars? 1134 00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:09,079 Really cool, but I'm so glad to be home! How are the kids? 1135 00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:11,015 BOTH: Uncle Stan! 1136 00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:13,818 There's the little ragamuffins! 1137 00:59:13,818 --> 00:59:15,319 Mom. 1138 00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:17,387 Hi, Stanly. 1139 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,256 It's Mom! And Shelley! 1140 00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:21,726 Why are you acting all weird, Turd? 1141 00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:23,293 I don't know. 1142 00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:26,130 For some reason I'm just extra happy to see you guys. 1143 00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:28,599 Hey, look who's here. It's Kenny! 1144 00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:29,439 -Kenny! 1145 00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:32,569 Kenny, what have you been up to, buddy? 1146 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,205 Didn't you hear?! Kenny just won the Nobel Prize 1147 00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:37,842 for combining dark matter and breast implants! 1148 00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,877 Oh, you old dog! 1149 00:59:39,877 --> 00:59:41,278 Hey, everybody, he's on! 1150 00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:43,447 What a fantastic audience. Wow. 1151 00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:46,383 What is up with these bisexual Canadians, huh? 1152 00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:48,653 I guess they don't know whether to fuck their brother 1153 00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:49,854 or their sister. 1154 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,523 Hey, Stan. 1155 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:55,793 Wendy, you're back from Harvard. 1156 00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:57,494 Yeah, just here for the holidays. 1157 00:59:57,494 --> 01:00:00,698 You wanna maybe... spend New Years together again? 1158 01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:02,266 I'd love that. 1159 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:05,102 Hey, fellas! Can I offer you some pupus?! 1160 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,537 Thanks for choosin' Denny's Applebee's for your party. 1161 01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:09,940 Butters, you're still working here, huh? 1162 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,676 Yup! I just made manager. 1163 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:16,146 I love doing actual shit that pays actual money. 1164 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:18,916 Hey, Stan, can you come here for a second? 1165 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,550 What's the matter, dude? 1166 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,486 Dude, he's here. 1167 01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:24,689 Cartman? 1168 01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:30,060 Man, poor Cartman. 1169 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:37,768 Fuck you guys! You can suck my fucking dick! 1170 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,569 Fuck you! 1171 01:00:39,569 --> 01:00:43,173 It's so sad he never did anything with his life. 1172 01:00:44,008 --> 01:00:47,511 Fuck you, Kyle! Fuck you, Stan! 1173 01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:49,013 Hey, come on, fellas. 1174 01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:51,248 We can't spend another holiday feeling bad for Eric. 1175 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:54,651 There's nothing that could have changed the path he was on. 1176 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,754 Fuck you, Butters! 1177 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:59,189 Fuck you, Eric! 1178 01:00:59,189 --> 01:01:02,426 Well, everyone, I just wanna make a toast. 1179 01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:03,794 I don't know... 1180 01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,662 what got us through the pandemic 1181 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:10,467 and made all our futures so very bright, but whatever it was... 1182 01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:13,237 may we have it for the rest of our days. 1183 01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:15,840 God bless us, everyone. 1184 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,375 Cheers! 1185 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,410 Remember, folks, 1186 01:01:20,410 --> 01:01:23,147 weed can't solve all your problems. 1187 01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:25,682 But Tegridy can. 1188 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:29,019 Tegridy Weed. 1189 01:01:33,019 --> 01:11:30,269 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly 91127

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