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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,789 Dear Santa, how are you? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:11,003 I'm not doing so well. 5 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:13,544 There is this really really bad man 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,463 named ebner frost who lives up on the hill. 7 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,133 He's got these weird people working for him 8 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,267 and I think they're gonna do something 9 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,895 really bad this Christmas. 10 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,405 Ho ho ho 11 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:33,491 ho ho ho 12 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,191 ho ho ho 13 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,029 I don't want anything 14 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,661 for me this Christmas, Santa. 15 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,699 But things have been kinda hard for my friends 16 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,866 and the people in my town. 17 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,877 Mr. frost says men have been real bullies 18 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,210 "to everyone in lakeville, that's where I live. 19 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:56,337 We used to be a happy town, but now people are moving away 20 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,097 'cause mr frost has been so mean to them. 21 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,052 And now, he's trying to take our orphanage away from us 22 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,516 and nobody can stop him. 23 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:09,308 It might not be much, but it's the only home we know. 24 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:13,316 I know you're really busy this time of year. 25 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,295 But I just thought since you're going to be 26 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,158 in the neighborhood anyway, maybe you could stop by 27 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,819 a little early this year and help us. 28 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,614 If Rudolph or your other reindeer aren't ready, 29 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,203 you could take a car or a bike. 30 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,118 Hey you, come back here! 31 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,607 Come back here! - Wait a minute 32 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,212 stop, that's our Christmas tree! 33 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,042 It's okay. 34 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,878 Hey, come back here! 35 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,759 I'm afraid that with the way things are going, 36 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:40,673 this might be the last Christmas I spend with my friends. 37 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:43,592 I know it's only a few days until Christmas, 38 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,305 but please hurry. 39 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,598 Yours truly, Elizabeth Bentley-Walsh. 40 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:55,358 P.s.: I hope you're really out there, Santa. 41 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,941 Never stop to smell the roses. 42 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,961 Brie omelet, very nice. 43 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,014 Stop! 44 00:03:58,989 --> 00:03:59,989 Time 45 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,569 four minutes, 23 seconds. 46 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:04,869 Robe 47 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:07,493 how'd I do? 48 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,029 - Ooh, great. - Wonderful, boss. 49 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,447 - Tremendous. - You're the best. 50 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,285 Magnificent. 51 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,119 I quit. 52 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,419 Weasels 53 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:16,245 if you guys are bugging for a Christmas bonus, forget it. 54 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:23,131 4:23, you call that exercise? 55 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,991 Better cut down on my cholesterol, Pierre. 56 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,255 Yes, sir. 57 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,557 Make a note, chas. 58 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,098 My picture on the can isn't big enough 59 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,355 and have 'em make me more tan 60 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:43,949 yes? 61 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,949 Of course, straight away. 62 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,780 Your guests have arrived, sir. 63 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,239 Figures. 64 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,655 Business always calls when you're having fun. 65 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,164 Hmm, that should be another one of Blake's rules. 66 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,748 Make a nose, chas. 67 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,084 Make it rule number 68 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,964 what number are we up to now? 69 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,000 385 70 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,638 right, make it 386: Never mix business with pleasure. 71 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,560 Ooh, I'm hot today. 72 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,348 Better write that one down, chas. 73 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,975 The rules are important, guys. 74 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,266 What would we have without Blake's rules anyway? 75 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,569 Fun. 76 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,106 Chaos, Mr. Thorne. 77 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,987 We would have chaos 78 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,358 Pierre, rule number 105. 79 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,195 Yes, sir! 80 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,407 Never give an inch, especially when you can take one! 81 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,706 Franco, 91. 82 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,993 Never lend a hand, you might need it later. 83 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,501 Which reminds me, sir. 84 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,002 You know those nonprofit organizations 85 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,633 called requiring about a Christmas fundraiser 86 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,045 they want to hold here at the mansion. 87 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,509 After all, it is Christmas. 88 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,140 Haven't you learned anything? 89 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,346 If you give them a taste, they want more. 90 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,475 If you wanna do 'em a favor, 91 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,330 send them some of those carbohydrate bars 92 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,230 that aren't selling anyway. 93 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,266 And chas, don't forget. 94 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,403 - To write it off, sir. - Good man, chas. 95 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,697 'Kay guys, let's go kick some paintball butt. 96 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,542 I et's roll 97 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,453 - move it! - Get outta here! 98 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,962 Let's hit it! - All right. 99 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,056 I'm gonna get it. 100 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,061 My god, watch out. - Yeah! 101 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,357 Woo! 102 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,071 Yeah! 103 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:48,525 Wait up! 104 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,363 - They're gonna be history. - Let's go! 105 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,698 Of course before the timer runs out, 106 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,284 but you still have to get the other team's flag. 107 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,495 That about covers it 108 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,079 ready? - Ready. 109 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,499 Never trust the enemy, captain. 110 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:05,959 Hey, that's not fair! 111 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,259 Get him! 112 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,502 C'mon men, let's go after him! 113 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,631 Too and too quick. 114 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,324 Gotcha. 115 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,007 , I mean dispatch. 116 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:50,837 We have missiles, guns out here 117 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,503 and 43 of us be the militia or terrorists! 118 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,887 Send everything you got! 119 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,183 I'm rollin'! 120 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,434 Come on, baby! 121 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,993 Hey, why don't you just pull over? 122 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,779 Rule number 20: Never surrender. 123 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,206 Besides, this is fun. 124 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,502 Gimme your paint gun. 125 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,133 Sorry. 126 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:30,961 Idiot. 127 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,013 Hey, I'm hit! 128 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,632 Watch it, watch it! 129 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,263 Whoa! 130 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:56,987 We'll lose 'em at I akeville 131 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,119 there's a million places to hide. 132 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,449 I grew up there. 133 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,757 Come take a look at this camera. 134 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,863 Here, sweetheart. 135 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,455 D'you have any news on Mr. claus? 136 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,524 No, but I got a midget in a clown suit. 137 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,548 Great. 138 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:19,108 Rule number 21: When in doubt, get out. 139 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,410 I ater 140 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,083 Santa, Santa, Santa, 141 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,674 Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa! 142 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,635 I raise you one penny. 143 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,099 How's it lookin' out there, pretty bad? 144 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:49,854 Yeah, no. 145 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:50,684 No problem. 146 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,518 It's no problem. 147 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,525 I just ran into a streak of bad luck, that's all. 148 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,904 I'll have the money for you today, I promise. 149 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,737 Listen up, I got $50 for the first elf 150 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,778 that brings me Santa claus. Hello, are you there? 151 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,911 It appears my luck may have just changed. 152 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,211 I'll call it off 153 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:20,468 seek payment from Lenny today or cause mass hemorrhaging. 154 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:26,133 Hi, I'm Dr. blight; Mr. Frost's personal physician. 155 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,927 Mr. frost will be with you in just a moment. 156 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,345 Comfortable? 157 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,184 Get me outta here! 158 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:37,352 Get me down! 159 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:42,616 Anything I can get you, coffee, tea, aspirin? 160 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,574 Good, enjoy. 161 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,034 Hey, where you going? 162 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,996 Lemme down! 163 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,667 Mr. rapini, I'm ebner frost. 164 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,877 I'm so glad you could make it. 165 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,667 I do hope we can reach an agreement 166 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,631 on the sale of your shoe store. 167 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,421 I'm not sellin' my shoe store. 168 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,714 Where are you goin'? 169 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,259 C'mon, get me outta here! 170 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,562 Where are you going? 171 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,428 No, don't leave me! 172 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,104 How unfortunate. 173 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,021 Since you're going to be hanging around a while, 174 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,283 let me introduce you to my staff of scientists. 175 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,778 Don't be disturbed by the fact 176 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,115 that they've been kicked out 177 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,531 of some of the finest universities in the world. 178 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,496 They've always just been a little ahead of their time 179 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,505 and the law 180 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:38,629 allow me to introduced you 181 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,588 to the world-renowned geologist, Mr. flint 182 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,967 Get away from me. 183 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:59,226 You are going to make such an interesting fossil. 184 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,355 Canadian chemist, Mr. vial. 185 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,117 Some find the scent of methane gas offensive, 186 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:18,416 but I like to think of it as nature's perfume. 187 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,756 The electrifyingly beautiful Ms. watt. 188 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,689 Ooh, spring. 189 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,773 I'll give you all a chance to get acquainted. 190 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,771 - Did we look that way? - I don't know where he went. 191 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,071 I can't remember 192 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,486 come on, let's try over here. 193 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,876 Oh excuse me, Santa. 194 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,460 You haven't seen some crazy guy 195 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,796 in army fatigues come through here, have ya? 196 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:48,630 Well no, officer. 197 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:49,930 Nothing like that. 198 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,596 Well, keep your eyes peeled. 199 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,681 Merry Christmas. 200 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,012 Ho ho ho 201 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,498 now we know this joker is around here. 202 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,211 - Idiots. - So how do we find this guy? 203 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,596 Now we gotta just throw a cover 204 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,314 over this thing and smoke him out. 205 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,278 Santa, I thought I missed youl! 206 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,189 Yeah if you hurry, you still can. 207 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,404 D'you have a minute? 208 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,863 Fax me, you little brat. 209 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,708 That's weird 210 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,579 that's him! 211 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,879 Freeze! 212 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,969 All right where'd he go, up the chimney? 213 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,165 I think he's up in the air conditioning ducts. 214 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:40,723 The ducts? 215 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:41,557 Did you see the size of that guy? 216 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,723 I think he went underneath the floors. 217 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,026 The floor? 218 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,689 This is a cement floor. 219 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,855 Think,. Oh and your idea was better? 220 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,158 Yeah, sure. 221 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,873 - Hey, hey. - Ow. 222 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,576 Tell the people we lost Santa. 223 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,278 Oh no, I'm not gonna let this guy 224 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,831 get away with Santa fraud. 225 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,798 Come on! 226 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,343 Morons. 227 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,681 Ho ho 228 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,350 no! 229 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:27,229 Another drunk mall Santa. 230 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:31,567 Well, you'll do. 231 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,733 You're a big one, aren't ya? 232 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:43,162 Ooh. 233 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,504 Merry Christmas. 234 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,588 Merry, merry Christmas. 235 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,213 I'm rich! 236 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,999 Mr. frost won't pulverize me. 237 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,509 Kind of a snappy dresser too. 238 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,964 Why, don't mind if I do. 239 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,971 Oh, answer to my prayers. 240 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:58,801 Thank you. 241 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,101 Thank you, Mr. 242 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:05,810 Blake Thorne, richest man in 10 states? 243 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,645 Blake Thorne? 244 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,195 I'm rich 245 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,491 I'm richer than rich 246 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,575 I'm too rich! 247 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:20,411 Visa, mastercard, American express. 248 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:25,541 Merry Christmas to all and to all good. 249 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,130 Santa, Santa, Santa! 250 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,889 Who are you? 251 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,964 Lenny. 252 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,758 How ya doin'? 253 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,723 I work here doin' the elf thing, ya know? 254 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,108 You okay? 255 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:49,985 I think so 256 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,065 I was going to... 257 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,573 To the north pole, am I right? 258 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,428 You know, the kids are waitin' for you. 259 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,154 I'll take you there. 260 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:00,988 We better hurry, 261 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,969 otherwise you're gonna be really late, Mr. 262 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,199 Ya know, I didn't catch your name. 263 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,582 You okay? 264 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,494 Santa, Santa, Santa! 265 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:14,965 I really don't remember. 266 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,626 It's on the tip of my tongue. 267 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,511 Santa! 268 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,341 What? 269 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,676 You're Santa claus. 270 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:22,976 Santa! 271 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,552 - No. - Yes. 272 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,016 Hello, look at you. 273 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,316 Come here, come here. 274 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,645 Look, who else would you be? 275 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,106 You got a little hat, you got the beard, you got the gloves. 276 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,815 Hey see, it's christmastime. 277 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,822 Come here to spread a little of that holiday cheer. 278 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,198 C'mon, man. 279 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,904 I mean, sir. 280 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,660 We have a lotta work to do 281 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,912 Santa, are you sure? 282 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,936 Hey, who's the one that got hit on the head? 283 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,251 Ooh sorry 'bout that, chief. 284 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,081 Let's go. 285 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,567 I'll explain it to you on the way. 286 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,125 Work with me 287 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,541 here we go, nice and easy. 288 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,678 That's gotta hurt. 289 00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,301 Whoa whoa whoa 290 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,882 all right, I gotcha. 291 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,047 You even eat. 292 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:07,685 Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa! 293 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,222 Losers, Santa. 294 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,685 Santa, losers. - Aw, man. 295 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,819 Oh gee. 296 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,029 Okay, big guy. 297 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:16,894 Now you're on. 298 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,610 Remember to smile and say ho ho ho a lot 299 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,447 and most importantly, promise 'em anything. 300 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,111 It's showtime 301 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,574 watch your head, low ceilin'. 302 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,624 Comin' out. 303 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,797 They love ya. 304 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,670 Well it's about time 305 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,336 elf, take Santa to his throne. 306 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,640 You're on. 307 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,137 C'mon, Santa! 308 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,516 Yay, Santa's here! - Wow! 309 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,069 Rub his head and ask for his name. 310 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,321 Who are you? 311 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,078 David, you knew that. 312 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,287 You been good this year? 313 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,292 Yeah, sorta. 314 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,811 And what's your name, little girl? 315 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,230 Susan and I want a magic 316 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,694 with the swinging cars and a horse stable. 317 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,700 And a new makeup set and a cd walkman 318 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,702 because my best friend Cathy has one. 319 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,408 And a new Barbie doll 320 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,874 smile. 321 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,299 Smile. 322 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,217 You look beautiful today, little girl. 323 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,424 What can Santa get you for Christmas? 324 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,099 You know, one of those. 325 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,509 - Oh, a golf ball? - No. 326 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,597 - Pocketknife? - No. 327 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,692 - Electric razor? - No. 328 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,359 Smile. 329 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,659 - Move your leg! - Stop it. 330 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,659 I was here first! 331 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:30,955 No, you weren't. 332 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,613 Santa! - Let go of me. 333 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:37,913 Good good. 334 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:38,748 Go go, get the money. 335 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,048 Go, bye. 336 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,049 Welcome Mr. Thorne to the united banking system's 337 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,881 print secure teller. 338 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,465 Place your thumb on the scanner 339 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,175 for thumbprint identification. 340 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,009 - No, no no. - I'm sorry. 341 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,893 The user's thumbprint does not match Mr. Blake Thorne. 342 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,349 - No no no no. - Have a nice day. 343 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,649 How you doin'? 344 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,733 Little problem. 345 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,068 Would you hurry up? 346 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,929 My mom could come. Gimme a hand. 347 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,113 Jeez, this thing's heavy. 348 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,153 Hello 349 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,912 afternoon, ladies. 350 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,686 - Oh crap. - Great move, you tool. 351 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,244 Hurry up. 352 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,785 Now pick up as much as you can. 353 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,755 What are you doing? 354 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,446 We're Santa's little helpers 355 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,448 and we're gonna take this money to the orphanage for him. 356 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,472 Beat it, kid. 357 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:30,216 You are not. 358 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,302 We are too. 359 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,217 Get lost before we tell Santa you're a bad little girl. 360 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,480 Santa! 361 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,349 You be good; Santa'll be right back. 362 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,320 Okay. 363 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,157 Someone's been very naughty. 364 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,167 What are you gonna do about it, Santa? 365 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,668 Gimme a lump of coal? 366 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,882 Watch out! 367 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,177 Santa, look out! 368 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,387 How 'bout two lumps? 369 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:22,436 Look, Santa's beatin' some guy up. 370 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,185 Yay, Santa! 371 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:41,375 Watch out, he's got a candy cane! 372 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,352 Ya see, kids? 373 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,263 It pays to be nice. 374 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,602 Anybody wanna help Santa clean up? 375 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,239 Very, very nice. 376 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,445 He could be very helpful. 377 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,367 Hey good work, boss. 378 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:20,326 I know you had it in you. 379 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,333 You know I was gonna help you, but I you know. 380 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,962 Anyway if you could just come over here for just a minute, 381 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,088 there's somethin' I'd like to show you. 382 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,918 The mission. 383 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:32,926 They need help, Lenny. 384 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,222 We should go. 385 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:39,475 Yeah, we should go there someday; But first. 386 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,063 We should go there. 387 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,145 We should go right now. 388 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,353 Excuse me, pardon me. 389 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:48,653 Out of the way. 390 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:53,400 Come around. 391 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,101 Santa's got somethin' nice for you. 392 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,359 C'mon, Santa. 393 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:57,662 Go home! 394 00:24:58,539 --> 00:24:59,870 Don't you have parents? 395 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,080 You know, you're absolutely right. 396 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:13,251 The mission could be kinda like your local office. 397 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:14,964 Let's get outta here. 398 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,882 If I'm Santa, where's my sleigh? 399 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:20,719 It's gettin' new breaks 400 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,727 and Rudolph's got this stomach thing. 401 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,023 I got somethin' better. 402 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,654 I et's ride. 403 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,833 Here's the file on the rapini sales, sir. 404 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,996 Did you get these disinfected? 405 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,726 D'you have any idea how many germs can fester 406 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,091 on a piece of paper? 407 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,425 I have a feeling this rapini fellow's 408 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,180 not going to sell. - I'll sell! 409 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:02,852 - Yahoo! - I'll sell! 410 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,719 I'll sell! 411 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,479 - Yahoo! - I'll sell! 412 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:10,938 I knew we could work things out in an amicable manner. 413 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,273 Oh and remember to be out by Christmas. 414 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,858 Thank you. 415 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,694 Yes, light? 416 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,995 Now our plans are almost complete. 417 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,953 We still have one last headache: The orphanage. 418 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,012 Roundup the troops and see if we can convince 419 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,336 our little friends to adopt a new attitude. 420 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,669 Adopt. 421 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,504 That's a good one, sir. 422 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,842 I'll just get the spray. 423 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,585 You sure this scooter's 424 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,066 gonna make it to the orphanage? 425 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,118 Doctor's note: Never let flint drive 426 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,822 Good afternoon, Leslie. 427 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,582 What do you want? 428 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,118 Oh, we just dropped by to see 429 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,916 how your relocation plans are going. 430 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,504 Any way we can be of help? 431 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,418 You're so full of it. 432 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,178 Just leave us alone 433 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,134 why don't you just disappear forever? 434 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,425 We'll be around if you need us. 435 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,099 Please, don't hesitate to call me. 436 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,770 In your dreams. 437 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,310 Come inside, children. 438 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:19,614 Wow 439 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,366 What're you staring at? 440 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:26,947 Get back to work. 441 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,211 - Where are you going? - Whoa. 442 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,344 Get the heck outta here! 443 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:55,139 Our statue! 444 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,878 Where do you get off comin' to our home 445 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,359 and destroyin' our property?! Careful, Clayton! 446 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,507 You better stop now or you're gonna have to deal! 447 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:02,646 I'll get him! 448 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,620 Why aren't we moving? 449 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:38,850 Merry Christmas, Santa! 450 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:42,770 - It's... - Santa! 451 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:43,732 - Yeah. - Cool! 452 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,238 - Let's go. - C'mon! 453 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:46,534 Santa! 454 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:51,281 Wow, that was cool! 455 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:52,581 That was awesome! 456 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,073 How'd you do that? 457 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:01,295 See, I told you Santa would answer my letter. 458 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:04,082 Looks like we owe you a debt, Mr. 459 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,378 I guess you can call me Santa. 460 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,757 Well the least we can do is offer you dinner. 461 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,016 Do you have time? - Yeah. 462 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:14,847 Sure. 463 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,667 They can't start Christmas without me. 464 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,066 Can they? 465 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,588 Santa, you saved my life, man. 466 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,819 - Yeah. - I thought I was a goner. 467 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,036 Ho ho ho 468 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,410 Santa, sit next to me. 469 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,537 Here, I bet you had a long trip. 470 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:43,792 Thank you. 471 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,092 Flizabeth 472 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,337 I wrote you the letter. 473 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,552 I guess you get a lotta letters. 474 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,012 I think so 475 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,719 wait right there. 476 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,259 I'll be right back. 477 00:30:58,315 --> 00:30:59,851 You have to cut flizabeth some slack 478 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,640 she still believes in that stuff. 479 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,685 She also believes in the tooth fairy and the easter bunny. 480 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,980 My name is Sarah and that's Taylor. 481 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,361 Hey kid, how's it goin'? 482 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,660 Lenny's my name. 483 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:16,788 Hello, Santa. 484 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,574 I'm Leslie Morgan, I run this place 485 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,208 or at least I try to anyway. 486 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,369 - Yeah. - Thank you for what you did. 487 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:26,039 That was a very stupid thing you did out there, Santa. 488 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:27,924 But I'm glad you did. 489 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,630 Hey if I'd been 20 years younger, 490 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,967 I'd a done the same myself. 491 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:33,800 Hey, look here. 492 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,682 Leslie, she may run this place; 493 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,434 but I'm the one who keeps it in one piece. 494 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,095 Clayton is the name. 495 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,559 Well thanks, everybody. 496 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,143 I'm really glad to be here. 497 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,692 I'm really not sure why, 498 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:48,564 but I saw the sign at the mall 499 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:52,408 and for some reason I thought I might be needed here. 500 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:54,787 Yeah. 501 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,159 Who were those guys anyway? 502 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,459 The scientists? 503 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:01,950 Oh, they work for Mr. frost. 504 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,773 He's been clearing out the whole neighborhood 505 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,128 and no one knows why. 506 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,960 Now he wants the orphanage. 507 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,624 And he'll get it too. 508 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,213 Shut up, he will not. 509 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,299 Sounds like a very naughty boy. 510 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:17,924 Oh, thank you. - Aww. 511 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,354 What's the matter, Santa? 512 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,060 Don't you like chocolate chip? 513 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,351 I don't think so. 514 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,465 I mean, are these good for you with all the fat? 515 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:34,233 Ooh Santa, don't you remember you love cookies. 516 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:37,027 Yeah, Mrs. claus has to hide 'em from him: 517 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,730 Otherwise he blows up like a blimp. 518 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,864 Boom. 519 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,368 Here, have some milk. 520 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:45,671 Is this low fat? 521 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:49,965 Okay everybody, let's set the table and wash. 522 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,046 It's jerk chicken night. 523 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:52,879 - Yay! - Woo! 524 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,380 Okay everybody, let's march. 525 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,255 - Let's move. - Let's march. 526 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,765 And the guy says, "Santa's helpers." 527 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,101 This guy's a nose the size of a donut, 528 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,401 you know what I'm sayin'? 529 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,855 Hey hey, I'm talkin' jelly-filled here. 530 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,817 So Santa decides to give 'em both 531 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,983 an aerial tour of the north pole. 532 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:26,122 Hey Santa, do you have a place to stay tonight? 533 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,412 Leslie, can we keep him please? 534 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,501 Elizabeth, he's not a dog. 535 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,586 What about me? 536 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,126 All right, all right. 537 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:36,657 But they're not gonna be able to stay for long, Elizabeth. 538 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,387 Christmas is only three days away 539 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,015 and Santa's going to be very busy. 540 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:41,845 Yay! 541 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,931 Thank you, Leslie! 542 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:46,563 Yeah, we're pretty much closed down anyway. 543 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:50,567 See, we found a home for all of the kids that we could. 544 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,352 We're the leftovers. 545 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,491 Santa, you take any one of those empty rooms. 546 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,957 I think it's time that I put the kids to bed. 547 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:06,867 Goodnight. 548 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:07,784 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 549 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:12,957 Thanks for dinner. 550 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:14,677 For later 551 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:19,012 goodnight, Santa. 552 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,258 Come on, Elizabeth. 553 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,396 Night. 554 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:35,312 Santa, hello. 555 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,157 Santa, 556 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,118 big red. 557 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:41,579 Shall we? 558 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:55,290 Nice jammies. 559 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,911 I'm sorry 'bout the pajamas, Santa. 560 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,888 But that's all we had 561 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,015 they're gonna patch up your Santa outfit 562 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,644 and they're gonna have 'em both ready by tomorrow. 563 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,645 Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite. 564 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:10,941 You look great. 565 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:14,693 You look like a leftover 566 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,483 from last year's Christmas play. 567 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,488 Look at you. 568 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,115 You look ridiculous. 569 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,992 'I east mine doesn't have a tail 570 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:25,244 am I a sheep? 571 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,540 Am I a bunny? 572 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,198 Which one of these two things? 573 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,668 Don't worry, you're Santa. 574 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,088 Now give it a rest, will ya? 575 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,261 Thank you. 576 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:43,512 Nighty night. 577 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,729 Goodnight, Santa. 578 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:01,016 Just the way I like it. 579 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,511 That's the best way you could do it. 580 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,535 You know it 581 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,531 good morning, Santa. 582 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,195 I saved you a seat over... 583 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,587 Santa, you forgot your... 584 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,924 You know, this is a very funny story. 585 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:25,974 Santa? 586 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,592 Mrs. claus says it tickles, 587 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,386 so I just wear it for deliveries. 588 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,481 There it is. 589 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:38,981 Okay Santa, look. 590 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,315 Read the front page. 591 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,072 Yeah you're quite a hero, Santa. 592 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,040 You know, Santa. 593 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,907 I can't help thinking I know you from somewhere. 594 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,667 I mean up at the mall. 595 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:10,972 Delicious this way. 596 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:13,262 Oh, you'll have to try it. 597 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,430 Welp, that's the end of it. 598 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:16,734 Sorry. 599 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:19,810 Try the crunch berries; They're even better. 600 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,649 Fantastic. 601 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,734 Guess I'll just recycle this. 602 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,243 Recycling, kids. 603 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,158 It's just the right thing to do. 604 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,338 He's right. 605 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:47,053 Welcome Lenny to the united banking system's 606 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,929 print secure teller. 607 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,056 For 100 gazillion dollars, 608 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,889 please place your stolen thumbprint on the scanner. 609 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,659 Thank you for doing business with us 610 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,203 and have a nice life in south America. 611 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,625 Lemme give you a hand. 612 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:31,381 I always try and help people out as much as I can. 613 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:32,719 Well thank you. 614 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,600 Hey I'll wash, you dry. 615 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:38,729 So whaddya gonna do now? 616 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:42,434 Well, what do you think Santa would do? 617 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,978 Well I think Santa would do nice things, 618 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:48,148 like helping people, spreading Christmas spirit. 619 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:51,238 You know, following all the Santa rules. 620 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:52,948 Santa rules? 621 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,409 Of course, you know? 622 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,743 Ooh, I get it. 623 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,283 It's a test 624 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,749 okay, it's like this: There's things you always do 625 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,629 and things you never do. 626 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,131 But it's just that some people 627 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,213 only follow those rules around christmastime. 628 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:11,255 You always help someone less fortunate than you. 629 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:13,890 You never turn your back on someone in need. 630 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,675 When in doubt, help out 631 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:19,346 and act the way you do at Christmas all year round. 632 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,479 Santa rules, I like that. 633 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,699 Bye, Santa. 634 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,394 I fixed up your suit, Mr. claus. 635 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:32,613 It was pretty ripped up. 636 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,527 I even made a few improvements. 637 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,867 - Improvements? - Yeah. 638 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,782 I gave it a more continental look. 639 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,042 Wow 640 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,778 I shortened the sleeves 641 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,214 for freedom of movement, I gave it a v-neck 642 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,376 and a sturdy belt for super Santa. 643 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,385 - Wow! - D'you like that? 644 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,217 - This is great, Sarah. - Thanks. 645 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,052 Where'd you learn to do this? 646 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,137 Mega man number 96. 647 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,184 Cool duds, huh? 648 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,919 Wait a minute, where are my threads? 649 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,223 Keep your pants on,. 650 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,643 I'm getting there. 651 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,106 Jeez 652 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,406 fxcuse me. 653 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,859 No problem, I'll get it. 654 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:22,909 Good morning, I'm Helen chu with news 8. 655 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,052 We heard that the Santa with muscles lives here 656 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,251 and we wanna do a big feature on him. 657 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,710 Is he available? 658 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:32,719 We'll meet you in the courtyard in just a moment. 659 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:35,221 By the way, how much do we get paid for this? 660 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,557 Good morning, lakeville. 661 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,955 We've all heard the song "Santa claus is coming to town." 662 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,265 Well, Santa isn't coming. 663 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,146 He's already here at the lakeville 664 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,682 church of the light orphanage. 665 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:48,351 This Santa with muscles not only foiled a robbery 666 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,935 at the lakeville mall yesterday, 667 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:53,190 but he also thwarted vandals here at the mission. 668 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,929 Santa claus, may we have a word please? 669 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:55,988 We're live on channel 8. 670 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,366 Welcome to lakeville, Santa. 671 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,454 So tell us how did you get here? 672 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:09,091 Well, 673 00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:12,844 rooster. 674 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:17,057 Sleigh? 675 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,226 Reindeer 676 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:23,728 the reindeer brought me here. 677 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,023 Of course. 678 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,014 But Santa, you look so much more healthy 679 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:27,977 than you did last year. 680 00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,938 Tell us, what's your secret? 681 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,863 I love to eat a lotta reindeer meat. 682 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,162 D'oh! 683 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:41,581 Just kidding, Helen. 684 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:45,367 I try to laugh a lot every day. 685 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,869 Ho ho ho 686 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,208 there's a new Santa in town and I know 687 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,716 if you've been naughty or nice, so be nice. 688 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:57,595 That's it, Santa. 689 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:58,424 Thank you very much. 690 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:00,340 But we got a schedule to keep 691 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,053 and gosh you know how busy we are. 692 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:03,058 Back to you, Helen. 693 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,764 - Ho ho ho! - I'm Helen chu 694 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,554 reporting from lakeville orphanage. 695 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,314 Now back to you in the studio. 696 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:14,901 Yes, thank you Santa for putting the orphanage on the map! 697 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,153 Lemme ask you something, Dr. blight. 698 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,034 Does he remind you of anyone? 699 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,786 Something about him seems familiar. 700 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,082 Of course. 701 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:27,284 I saw him last year at this time and the year before that. 702 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:29,452 You know what I'm talking about. 703 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:33,673 I just can't put my finger on it yet, but I will. 704 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,389 Yes. 705 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,264 Welcome Mr. Thorne to the united banking system's 706 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,053 print secure teller. 707 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:48,596 Place your thumb on the scanner 708 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,390 for fingerprint identification. 709 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:52,900 You betcha. 710 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,687 Ooh Leonard, you are a genius. 711 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,154 I'm sorry, that is your right thumb. 712 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,570 Please place your left thumb on the scanner. 713 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,660 Hey, will you gimme a sec? 714 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:11,543 How ya doin'? 715 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,080 Mr. frost requests your presence. 716 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,418 No problemo. 717 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:19,506 I'll just... - Now, Leonard. 718 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,012 Now's good. 719 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:22,307 Whoa! 720 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:25,934 Hey hey hey! Into the Van, elf boy. 721 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,345 Whoa! 722 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,037 What do you think you're doing? 723 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:48,664 Mr. frost, pleasure to see ya. 724 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,600 I was just workin' on repayin' that loan. 725 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:53,210 You're making trouble for me, you little worm. 726 00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:54,566 The last thing I need is anyone 727 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,546 drumming up support for that orphanage. 728 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:59,676 I want that Santa with muscles outta there 729 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,051 am I coming in clearly?! 730 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,133 We have a very good connection, sir. 731 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:04,432 I understand every word. 732 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,886 No more talk! 733 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:08,926 Put him on a bus to the north pole 734 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:12,472 I just want him gone,. 735 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,314 Well Mr. c, time for us to push on. 736 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,320 - What about your scooter? - Oh, it's better now. 737 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:21,856 Isn't that the darnedest thing? 738 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,434 Besides, we can't have you spendin' 739 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,109 all your Christmas cheer in one place. 740 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,654 Ya have to spread it around, you know? 741 00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:28,491 Here, hop on. 742 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,201 Good Santa, 'atta boy. 743 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,250 - I'm not leaving. - What? 744 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:34,752 They still need me here. 745 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,457 I'm dead 746 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,503 d> mine for all of time j» 747 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:47,344 > angel baby j 748 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,305 d you're so fine j 749 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:54,689 > angel baby j 750 00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:58,522 d> mine for all of time j» 751 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,779 > angel baby j 752 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,564 I remember that song. 753 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:09,328 I know it's not the kinda song I'm supposed to sing here, 754 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,831 but I think my mom sang it to me. 755 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,037 If I sing it just right, I might be able 756 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,953 to wake up the fairies in the window. 757 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:18,256 Fairies 758 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:21,874 Leslie says the church has magic windows. 759 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:25,136 People used to come from all over to see them work. 760 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,889 Nobody comes anymore though. 761 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,724 I used to think that when they lit up, 762 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,479 it meant my mom was listening. 763 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:38,933 Does Santa have a mommy and daddy? 764 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,980 I must, but I don't remember. 765 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:49,152 I don't remember my parents either. 766 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:52,290 Itchy? 767 00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:55,491 Why not take it off? 768 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:56,795 You don't mind? 769 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,908 Even if you don't have a beard, 770 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:00,667 you'd still be Santa right? 771 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,379 Let's try that song again. 772 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:09,683 D'you know it? 773 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:11,844 Start me off. 774 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:16,854 J» I'll always remember the time I spent with you j» 775 00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:19,060 > November, December j 776 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,601 > April, may and June j 777 00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:25,021 > you are my angel baby j» 778 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:27,406 d you're so fine j 779 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:30,318 > angel baby j 780 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,033 d> mine for all of time j» 781 00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:35,618 d all time j 782 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:36,953 wow 783 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:50,216 Safety. 784 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:51,516 I ook. 785 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,760 Ho ho ho 786 00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:57,974 hey Santa, could you gimme a hand here? 787 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:00,108 Ho ho ho, very funny. 788 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,686 Very funny. - I gotcha. 789 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,977 Elizabeth, come help us. 790 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,398 - You're not gonna stop on me. - I'm proud of you, son. 791 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,069 You finally made somethin' of yourself after all. 792 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:22,327 - What happened? - What was that? 793 00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:25,873 - Where did it come from? - It's our statue head. 794 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:32,258 Who would? - No! 795 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,555 Please, don't. 796 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,855 They're not after you. 797 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:41,522 Never turn your back on someone in need. 798 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:43,307 Friend of mine once told me that. 799 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,900 Keep the milk and cookies warm. 800 00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,285 Be careful. 801 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:04,078 I thought it was Christmas, not Halloween. 802 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,340 Why don't you go trick-or-treat somewhere else, doctor? 803 00:48:07,635 --> 00:48:09,796 Certainly, Santa. 804 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,011 After you. 805 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:16,140 Shouldn't you be back in the north pole around now? 806 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:21,145 I strongly suggest that you return to your next of kin. 807 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,805 This is my family. 808 00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:24,811 Very well. 809 00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,942 Oh what the heck? 810 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,238 I'l wait 811 00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:32,448 patient: Santa claus. 812 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:34,869 Complaint: 813 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,331 Blurry vision. 814 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:40,834 Reflexes 815 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,912 - ow. - Crafty. 816 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,375 , boot up the thing. 817 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,001 D'you have the keys? 818 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:52,626 Patient suffers from bad tummy aches 819 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:55,592 and splitting headaches. 820 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:06,314 Take one of these in the morning 821 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,148 and get plenty of bedrest. 822 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,407 Go Santa! 823 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,994 Woo hoo! 824 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:23,499 Yeah! 825 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:24,909 Woo! 826 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:26,998 Way to go. - Santa, woo! 827 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:29,792 Wait a second though. 828 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,674 I was gonna help ya, but the door got stuck. 829 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,427 Wow, the way you do the. 830 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:36,963 C'mon, c'mon. - Yeah yeah. 831 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,846 You know, maybe the man was right. 832 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,727 Maybe it's time you did head back home. 833 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,557 Oh yeah, tomorrow's Christmas. 834 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,851 Don't you have to go back to the north pole? 835 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,735 I'm not goin' anywhere 836 00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:54,693 and I'm not gonna let anyone steal our Christmas. 837 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,948 Hey you guys, where's Taylor? 838 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:03,406 Oh yeah. 839 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:04,994 Yeah, Taylor? - Taylor! 840 00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,909 - Where are ya, boy? - Taylor! 841 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,398 C'mon out here wherever you are. 842 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,083 - Taylor. - Taylor. 843 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:11,997 - Taylor! - He was here a second ago. 844 00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:13,528 Taylor, this isn't funny. 845 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:14,552 We're not kidding. 846 00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:17,257 Think I know where he is. 847 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:41,903 No no no, calculations are correct. 848 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,714 Well, Mr. c. 849 00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,004 How we supposed to get over this, 850 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:02,138 fly on one of your reindeer? 851 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,436 Was that necessary? 852 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:11,189 Okay, okay. - Shut up, let's go. 853 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:16,406 Ooh, boy. 854 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:19,194 I hope you appreciate the risk I'm takin' here. 855 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,179 Just remember when Christmas day rolls around, 856 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,613 I expect a little somethin' extra. 857 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,031 If you quantify that data, you'll see. 858 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:41,465 It's wrong, it'll never work. 859 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,972 But I found the formula for pain. 860 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,916 What are you tryin' to do, smother me? 861 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,680 I have a very delicate metabolism, you know. 862 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,683 Okay. 863 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:57,353 Sir, you could leave the mansion. 864 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,467 But it would make things a lot easier. 865 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:02,028 That's the wrong move. 866 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:05,239 What about the? 867 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:07,934 I'd want those, wouldn't I? 868 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,914 Germs have been hoverin' around me my whole life. 869 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:11,438 Maybe you could consider. 870 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,142 No no no, I don't want to summon! 871 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:22,385 This 1s naughty. 872 00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:26,347 He's even worse 873 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:29,635 that doesn't make it right. 874 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,308 I was only trying to be like you, protecting all of us. 875 00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:41,026 I did what I had to in self-defense, Taylor. 876 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,236 I'm only tough when I have to be. 877 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:45,863 Is that a Santa rule? 878 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:50,497 It's my rule. 879 00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:51,793 Come on. 880 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,458 - Look, something's going on. - Not my video. 881 00:52:56,757 --> 00:52:58,839 I'm going to evolve this time. 882 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,625 Well you were ready, so let's at least check it out. 883 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,762 Lenny, go with Taylor back to the bikes. 884 00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:06,057 I'll take a look 885 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,760 aww, come on. 886 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:10,676 That's the most sense I heard anybody make all night. 887 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:11,513 C'mon, kid. 888 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:12,832 Did I ever tell you about the time 889 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,812 Santa fought those two guys at the mall? 890 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,224 Forget about 'em. 891 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,063 - Sir, please. - I can't 892 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,477 stop, stop! 893 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:20,924 Well I need to take your blood pressure. 894 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,068 Well then take it. 895 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,122 - Lemme speak to you, sir. - That's much worse. 896 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:26,822 A little thing we call a phobia. 897 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:29,407 That's in your head! 898 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,447 It's in your head, sir. 899 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,830 Are you listening to me? 900 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,081 Now that I own all of lakeville, 901 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:38,666 I can begin excavation immediately. 902 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,588 I've been waiting a long time for this. 903 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,845 I want what is due me and I want it now 904 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:51,510 yes but sir, aren't you forgetting one minor detail? 905 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,331 I want I want that orphanage cleared 906 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,142 before the last Christmas Turkey is sliced. 907 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,057 Do you understand me, doctor? 908 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,478 Sir, your blood pressure. 909 00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,745 So what's under the orphanage? 910 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,702 Water and power lines. 911 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:16,917 Telephone cables. 912 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:19,714 Rats 913 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,250 big, ugly rats. 914 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:22,550 A clubhouse 915 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:24,591 clubhouse? 916 00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:26,843 Oh, the old catacomb is underneath the church. 917 00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:28,616 Yeah, the kids use it as a clubhouse. 918 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,380 And there's a big vault door down there. 919 00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:31,684 A vault 920 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:34,956 kids, we're gonna find out what frost wants. 921 00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,516 Can't believe we're actually going. 922 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,376 Clayton, what's in that vault down there? 923 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,480 I don't know. 924 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:40,391 I don't think it's been open 925 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:42,184 in all the years I've been here. 926 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:44,695 We know the combination. 927 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,447 Well, some of it anyway. 928 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:50,654 - Yup. - Yeah. 929 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,348 Some gross people just like now. 930 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:53,578 Oh, shut up. 931 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,115 - C'mon. - Here we go. 932 00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:57,533 Oh, watch your head. 933 00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:03,331 Be careful, watch yourself. 934 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:08,052 Kids, don't get too far ahead. 935 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,864 Wow 936 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,356 So how far'd you get with the combination? 937 00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,592 - Not that far. - Three numbers. 938 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:50,888 I'll show you. 939 00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:55,390 First one's eight. 940 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,721 Second number 941 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,183 24 942 00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:02,483 It is? 943 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:03,734 And the third one is 944 00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:08,614 16 945 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,899 That's as far as we've gotten. 946 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:16,286 - Eight, 24, 16. - That's right. 947 00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:19,748 What is he doing? 948 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:25,374 - Oh my gosh. - Wow. 949 00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:27,790 - Whoa whoa whoa. - Awesome. 950 00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:31,923 Oh my gosh. 951 00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:38,978 Whoa 952 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:45,895 look at that. It's okay, I'll lead. 953 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:50,191 Slow down, slow down. 954 00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,373 Awesome 955 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:06,711 Wow 956 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,793 - Clayton. - It's everywhere. 957 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:11,048 This has been underneath us the whole time. 958 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,345 Ooh, yeah. 959 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:15,884 These are what must make the church windows glow. 960 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:18,799 These are the fairies? 961 00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:20,763 Unbelievable. 962 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:29,779 It's warm 963 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:30,522 oh put that down, honey. 964 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,608 You don't know where it's been 965 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:37,197 hello! 966 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,821 Hey guys, I know what these are. 967 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:43,080 These are piezoelectric crystals. 968 00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:45,038 I read about them in my geology book. 969 00:57:45,337 --> 00:57:48,170 They're quartz crystals with natural electricity in them. 970 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,080 Vibrations make them put out power. 971 00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:51,965 They must be worth millions. 972 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,545 Electricity? 973 00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:56,962 Taylor, put that down. - Okay. 974 00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:00,382 I told you so. 975 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,553 Everybody out and watch your feet. 976 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,720 You don't wanna step on one of those. 977 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,685 Watch your feet. 978 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:14,281 You comin'? 979 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:17,618 In a minute. 980 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:21,328 I just want to figure out how I opened the vault. 981 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:26,996 Hey, you're Santa claus. 982 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,043 Come on, let's go. 983 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,330 Then Dr. blight was right. 984 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:33,464 Why am I not at the north pole then 985 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,946 and how do all the kids in the world 986 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,255 get their presents tomorrow? 987 00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:40,214 I don't think you wanna ask too many questions. 988 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,757 It only makes trouble. 989 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:46,850 You're not buyin' the Santa thing, are ya? 990 00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:50,352 All right, you want the truth? 991 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,154 Truth, it is. 992 00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,243 See this? 993 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:03,779 You were wearin' this when I found you. 994 00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:05,697 How'd you get blood on you? 995 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,208 I don't know, I don't ask. 996 00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:09,788 You ask too many questions, 997 00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:13,046 maybe you find out you're a wanted criminal or somethin' 998 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,638 Look, I don't have all the answers. 999 00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:25,050 But those kids, they need Santa claus right now. 1000 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,231 Just be Santa. 1001 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:32,186 We'll figure out the rest later, all right? 1002 00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:35,189 Thanks. 1003 00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,354 Hey, that's what I'm here for. 1004 00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:40,398 Just gimme a couple more minutes. 1005 00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:41,702 They're all yours. 1006 00:59:49,461 --> 00:59:50,461 See ya upstairs? 1007 00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:53,458 Thank you. 1008 00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:55,918 You got it. 1009 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:06,216 Yo, this is Lenny. Hello, Lenny. 1010 01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,929 I'll pay you the money somehow, Mr. frost. 1011 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:12,063 But please, I don't think it's right. 1012 01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:13,359 I just can't. 1013 01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:17,524 When I want your opinion, I'll have it surgically removed. 1014 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:20,906 Mr. frost, they're keepin' pretty close tabs on me. 1015 01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,737 Then you'll have to be sneaky. 1016 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,492 You're very good at that, 1017 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,119 so listen to me, you. 1018 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:28,701 Okay. 1019 01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:34,540 Hey, the lights are out! 1020 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:41,259 What is it? 1021 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:42,555 What happened? 1022 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:46,723 He's in there and he's ultra sensitive 1023 01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:50,556 I believe she's trying to say it's me. 1024 01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:55,148 What are you looking at? Nothin' 1025 01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:58,355 think you're funny, don't you? 1026 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:02,606 You 1027 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,274 what'd you want? 1028 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:09,078 - You guys okay? - Yes! 1029 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:29,015 You know I have a Christmas wish, Santa. 1030 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:30,551 Get out of my life. 1031 01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,285 Damn 1032 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,458 Ho ho ho 1033 01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,171 Afraid of heights, Santa? 1034 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:05,836 I can cure that 1035 01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:32,371 Santa, you slay me. 1036 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:43,926 Ho ho ho 1037 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,592 ho ho ho. - Ho ho ho. 1038 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,100 Well, lookie there. 1039 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,265 I got my Christmas wish. 1040 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:14,662 That picture's still not big enough. 1041 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:42,568 Oh man, 1042 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:44,903 that was a dream 1043 01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:51,487 Santa claus. 1044 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,330 What a bonehead 1045 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:07,632 Happy Christmas, Mr. Thorne. 1046 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,878 Did we have a good sleep? 1047 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:14,391 What happened? 1048 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,471 I was hoping you could tell me, sir. 1049 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:23,311 A gentleman, waste disposal engineer in fact. 1050 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:25,601 He caught sight of you in his dumpster. 1051 01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:27,940 And recognizing you from your products, 1052 01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:32,027 he fetched you back here wearing that. 1053 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:35,785 I was Santa claus. 1054 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,240 Leslie, the kids. 1055 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,955 Operator, connect with the lakeville orphanage. 1056 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:51,505 - Hello? - Leslie, it's me 1057 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:53,844 Santa. 1058 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,471 What do you want? 1059 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:56,847 Huh? 1060 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:57,677 What do you mean? 1061 01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:59,933 Are you and the kids okay? 1062 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:02,141 I remember Dr. blight was there. 1063 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,274 I must've screamed and I think fell off the roof. 1064 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:08,400 I'm sorry I left you and the kids. 1065 01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:10,232 You're so full of it. 1066 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:11,897 Just leave us alone 1067 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,065 why don't you just disappear forever? 1068 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,958 Takes care of Santa clown. 1069 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,249 Assemble the team 1070 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:32,463 we're taking the orphanage now. 1071 01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:47,353 And the question everyone is asking is where's Santa? 1072 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,688 I akeville's own Santa with muscles 1073 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:51,694 has not been spotted since he foiled 1074 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,196 a purse snatching yesterday. 1075 01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:57,359 Some wildly speculated that he's returned to the north pole. 1076 01:05:57,662 --> 01:06:01,154 Back to you in the studio and merry Christmas. 1077 01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:07,960 I'm not surprised. 1078 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:10,747 There's no such thing has Santa. 1079 01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:31,146 Hey, little one. 1080 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:35,735 Maybe he did go back to the north pole. 1081 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,111 Hello, twinkle toes. 1082 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:41,369 I could use some help in the kitchen. 1083 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,222 - Who is that? - It's okay. 1084 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:01,723 I don't know. 1085 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:08,013 Lemme guess,. Leslie! 1086 01:07:11,236 --> 01:07:12,676 It's all right, I'm here. 1087 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:24,866 Wait 'til Santa hears about this. 1088 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:29,660 He'll kick your butt to new years. 1089 01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:31,294 Yeah 1090 01:07:31,589 --> 01:07:34,046 the field is sterilized, sir. 1091 01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:43,465 Merry Christmas to all. 1092 01:07:43,768 --> 01:07:45,633 Gentlemen, bring the children. 1093 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:05,491 What do you want with us? 1094 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:06,495 With you? 1095 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:07,791 Nothing. 1096 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:09,908 I want what's in your vault, 1097 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,327 what's under this whole neighborhood. 1098 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,086 You just happen to be in the way. 1099 01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:16,213 - Then let us go. - Yeah. 1100 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,999 Who's going to do my mining? 1101 01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:22,924 Why you son of a... 1102 01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:25,966 There are children present. 1103 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,438 Children. 1104 01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:32,480 Hello, children. 1105 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:37,061 I'd like you to do a favor for your uncle ebner. 1106 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,319 I'd like you to open that vault. 1107 01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,241 We can't 1108 01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:42,740 we don't know anything. 1109 01:08:43,036 --> 01:08:44,071 We're just kids. 1110 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,156 Ya help out your under ebner 1111 01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,367 and I'll give you some Christmas cookies, 1112 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,907 candy canes and plum pudding. 1113 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,659 - Yuck. - Plum pudding? 1114 01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:57,924 I tried 1115 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,546 prepare them for mining! - No! 1116 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:02,468 Lenny! 1117 01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:03,844 Oh, by the way Lenny. 1118 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,256 I wanna thank you for letting us in. 1119 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:08,845 I'm sure it was quite a sacrifice for you. 1120 01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,513 - I can't believe you. - Take them away! 1121 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,976 Oh my gosh. 1122 01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:17,642 - Santa, how could you? - Benedict Arnold. 1123 01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:20,061 I can't believe you, traitor! 1124 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,283 Ooh, yeah. 1125 01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:34,952 Ooh, yeah. 1126 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:55,399 Thanks, Pierre. 1127 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:04,486 , 1128 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,024 I never seen the boss like this 1129 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,120 he loves to hit me. 1130 01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:19,663 - Yeah. - Santa, it's Lenny. 1131 01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:21,960 Lenny, how are you? 1132 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:23,980 I tried to call, but... Forget it, big guy. 1133 01:10:24,262 --> 01:10:25,262 There's no time. 1134 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,146 Mr. frost is tryin' to take over the orphanage 1135 01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:28,181 with his goon squad. 1136 01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:30,635 He's got his pet scientists everywhere. 1137 01:10:30,935 --> 01:10:32,855 He's tryin' to get in the vault and when he does, 1138 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:35,853 he's gonna use the kids to mine the crystals. 1139 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:39,482 I don't know how long it's gonna be before... 1140 01:10:42,822 --> 01:10:44,107 How's my favorite patient? 1141 01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:49,158 Remind me to prescribe something for that pounding headache 1142 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:51,570 vou must have after that nasty fall. 1143 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:55,623 Remind me to introduce you to my two little friends, 1144 01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:56,577 lefty and righty. 1145 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:59,119 Ooh save it, Santa. 1146 01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,797 These long-distance phone calls from the north pole 1147 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,459 must be getting pretty expensive, so I'll be brief. 1148 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:09,920 Step one foot onto this property 1149 01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:12,886 and I'll use your friends in my next experiment. 1150 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,970 Until next year, Santa. 1151 01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:31,367 Gentlemen, we have a mission. 1152 01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:32,662 Yes. 1153 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,550 Tuck in that trowel 1154 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:55,216 Pierre, put a shot on that garlic for us 1155 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,351 and clean up that lug wrench. 1156 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:58,762 Okay, 1157 01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:00,065 mount up. 1158 01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:15,532 All right, men. 1159 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:21,625 Let's go spread a little Christmas cheer. 1160 01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:32,049 Tell Mr. frost five minutes. 1161 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,183 D'you realize how fast you were going? 1162 01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:48,569 No no no, tougher, tougher, tougher. 1163 01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:50,657 Hey, 1164 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:53,368 Turkey breath. 1165 01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:56,907 Do you realize how fast you were going? 1166 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:04,296 The terrorists. 1167 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,417 Crow! 1168 01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:19,888 We have company, sir. 1169 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,228 Just one? 1170 01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:27,527 No problem. 1171 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,567 More unexpected guests? 1172 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:39,032 We'll just have to handle them Blake's way. 1173 01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:41,618 Pierre, the first course please. 1174 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,076 Let 'em try some of Blake's whey salad oil. 1175 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:49,122 No cholesterol, only three calories per serving 1176 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:53,009 and it goes down smooth. 1177 01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:54,304 What the? 1178 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:04,687 How 'bout some Blake's whey protein powder 1179 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:06,101 for our little friends? 1180 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,517 > I was a desert storm, you know j 1181 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:10,855 d1I'm bad p 1182 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,770 d I'm a heartbreaker j, 1183 01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:15,611 dl'm a troublemaker j» 1184 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:51,149 That'll teach you to mess with Thomas b Hinkley. 1185 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:03,036 Is surrender an option, sir? 1186 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:04,788 What do you think, chas? 1187 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,867 Blake's rule 20 sir is never surrender. 1188 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:25,138 Whoa! 1189 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:37,105 Which one of you turkeys is responsible for this?! 1190 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:45,037 See ya, suckers! 1191 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,080 You take it 1192 01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:12,609 Jump start. 1193 01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:48,728 Whoa! 1194 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,931 Chas, go to the back entrance. 1195 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,357 I'm gonna find the children; Get the adults upstairs. 1196 01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:29,349 - What're you doing? - Wave: It's Santa. 1197 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:30,645 Hi, Santa. 1198 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,607 - You guys okay? - Yeah! 1199 01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:46,992 You're not really Santa claus, are you? 1200 01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:48,288 No, I'm not. 1201 01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:50,408 I just thought I was for a while. 1202 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:52,369 My name's Blake Thorne. 1203 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:55,000 You're not Santa, you're better. 1204 01:17:59,091 --> 01:18:01,798 We have an operation to carry out, you guys with me? 1205 01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:04,551 - Yeah! - Where are the others? 1206 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,428 The science geeks took 'em upstairs. 1207 01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:09,340 Okay, let's try to find 'em and stay together. 1208 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:17,807 Your weapon,. 1209 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,110 Thanks. 1210 01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:35,666 Db recast now j 1211 01:18:42,009 --> 01:18:46,878 See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. 1212 01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:52,263 Hey hey, don't! 1213 01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:58,435 - Yeah, c'mon Santa! - C'mon, Santa! 1214 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,127 Let's go find Leslie. 1215 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,586 C'mon, let's go. 1216 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:29,385 Ho ho ho! 1217 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:41,148 Ow. 1218 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,308 Hey, where'd Blake go? 1219 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:52,113 Hello, Santa. 1220 01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:56,372 I'm afraid I've been terribly, terribly naughty. 1221 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:57,201 No problemo. 1222 01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:59,061 I haven't had a good workout in a week. 1223 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:01,751 In case you haven't noticed, the odds have changed. 1224 01:20:23,110 --> 01:20:28,025 You wouldn't hit a woman, would you? 1225 01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:29,449 He wouldn't, 1226 01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:31,777 but I would. 1227 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,083 Ouch. 1228 01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:57,224 Lenny, great to see ya. 1229 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,554 Thanks. 1230 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,344 No, thank you. 1231 01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:03,191 Mr Thorne. 1232 01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:07,109 It's all there, except for a couple of bucks. 1233 01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:09,353 Lenny. 1234 01:21:09,656 --> 01:21:11,772 You're not gonna hug me or nothin', are ya? 1235 01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:15,144 Let's go find Leslie and Clayton. 1236 01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:16,530 C'mon. - Alrighty. 1237 01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:28,668 Well all you had to do was knock. 1238 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,167 - Are you okay? - Are you okay? 1239 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:33,805 I am now 1240 01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:35,803 I'm Blake Thorne, good to meet ya. 1241 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:37,514 Let's go. 1242 01:21:37,810 --> 01:21:39,090 I've got to find the children. 1243 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:41,977 Blake, Blake. 1244 01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:44,479 I'd like to talk to you a minute. 1245 01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:45,775 Have a seat 1246 01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:47,485 here 1247 01:21:50,197 --> 01:21:53,564 hey, you lied to her. 1248 01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:56,108 Blake Thorne, what's the matter? 1249 01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:00,363 Blake: Let's get on the bottle? 1250 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:04,624 How did you? 1251 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,660 Isn't it comin' back to you yet, son? 1252 01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:09,955 You grew up here. 1253 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,590 I ook. 1254 01:22:11,885 --> 01:22:12,885 Is that me? 1255 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:13,928 There's more 1256 01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:16,428 you see the boy sittin' right next to you? 1257 01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:19,009 He was your best friend, ebner frost. 1258 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,525 Aww, do I have to do everything myself? 1259 01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:32,572 Huh, do I? 1260 01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:33,899 Yes you do,. 1261 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:34,733 Why? 1262 01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:35,567 'Cause you surround yourself 1263 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:38,530 with nincompoops like me! 1264 01:22:38,829 --> 01:22:39,829 Wretched 1265 01:22:39,913 --> 01:22:42,245 nuts like this. 1266 01:22:47,004 --> 01:22:48,004 Hi 1267 01:22:50,257 --> 01:22:51,963 Just couldn't stay away from me, huh? 1268 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,925 So much has gone on and I'm so confused. 1269 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,760 Well don't fret. 1270 01:23:01,059 --> 01:23:02,799 Just so happens I'm a specialist 1271 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:05,264 in matters of the heart too. 1272 01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:09,063 Ooh are you really, doctor? 1273 01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:13,443 Well maybe you can give me some advice. 1274 01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:15,900 Why Leslie, you certainly are 1275 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,610 a different person when you're away 1276 01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:20,697 from those homeless little losers, aren't you? 1277 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:22,236 Listen, you pig. 1278 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:24,116 Nobody 1279 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:24,950 talks 1280 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:25,784 about 1281 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:27,084 my kids 1282 01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:28,878 that way! 1283 01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:31,169 Yes, woo! 1284 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:32,465 Yeas! 1285 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:33,668 Hey, that's not funny! 1286 01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:34,581 Great job. 1287 01:23:34,885 --> 01:23:36,112 Now we've gotta get out of here. 1288 01:23:36,136 --> 01:23:36,716 What about Blake? 1289 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:38,252 We're a team 1290 01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:39,169 - Taylor! - Let's go. 1291 01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:40,473 C'm on! 1292 01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:41,675 - Oh, Elizabeth! - Come back here, 1293 01:23:41,975 --> 01:23:43,260 you little brats! 1294 01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:16,669 I can't let you do this, ebby. 1295 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,173 Ebby? 1296 01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:22,132 What's wrong? 1297 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:24,263 Haven't heard that since we were kids? 1298 01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:28,646 Blake 1299 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:29,939 Blake tarchevsky. 1300 01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:35,059 So you're the one who's been causing all my pain. 1301 01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:38,775 Maybe I have, but I'm gonna put a stop to all of this. 1302 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,939 Oh, you are going to stop me. 1303 01:24:41,243 --> 01:24:42,243 You got it. 1304 01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:45,202 I got it! 1305 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:52,660 It's beautiful 1306 01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:05,516 Woo, yehaw! 1307 01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:12,270 These are good folks, ebby. 1308 01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:13,566 I eave 'em alone 1309 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:18,060 if you got a problem with me, let's take it outside. 1310 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:19,944 Would you shut up already?! 1311 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,240 Don't flatter yourself. 1312 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:24,992 This is about money, lots of money! 1313 01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:33,829 What happened, ebby? 1314 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,289 You used to be a good kid. 1315 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:38,546 Spare me the lecture. 1316 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:41,208 While you're off spending mommy and daddy's millions, 1317 01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:43,342 I'm just rotting away in this place. 1318 01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:49,600 I had to cheat and steal to claw my way out of here 1319 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,556 while you were up in a mansion in the hill 1320 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:53,291 you should go back to your weight room 1321 01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:55,021 and your tiny! 1322 01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:56,523 Well you know what? 1323 01:25:57,653 --> 01:25:59,769 Being Santa opened my eyes. 1324 01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:02,772 I didn't like what I saw 1325 01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:28,137 Sarah, Elizabeth, 1326 01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:29,433 Taylor! 1327 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:34,724 Always the one that should've been abducted 1328 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:36,023 for! 1329 01:26:36,316 --> 01:26:38,307 Well now it's my turn to set you straight! 1330 01:26:40,987 --> 01:26:42,397 - Leslie! - Too late. 1331 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:44,939 We're not kids anymore. 1332 01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:20,211 Well we can't just sit here. 1333 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:21,600 C'mon. - Stay here! 1334 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,103 I could do that 1335 01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:28,325 hal 1336 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:51,634 What's happening? 1337 01:27:51,933 --> 01:27:55,141 Rapid vibrations are causing an energy buildup. 1338 01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:57,473 - English, please. - It's... 1339 01:27:58,732 --> 01:27:59,972 It's gonna blow! 1340 01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:02,109 Let's get outta here! 1341 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:03,360 Let's go. 1342 01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:06,979 Come on, frost. 1343 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:08,362 We gotta go! 1344 01:28:10,202 --> 01:28:11,738 Move it! 1345 01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:12,571 C'mon, guys. 1346 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:13,871 Move move move! 1347 01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:17,868 Get over here. 1348 01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:29,887 Go! 1349 01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:36,303 C'mon, push it. 1350 01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:45,316 Keep goin'. 1351 01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:46,647 Keep it goin'. 1352 01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,778 - Santa, ¢'mon! - C'mon, frost. 1353 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,180 Cool. 1354 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:05,848 All right, everyone freeze. 1355 01:30:08,945 --> 01:30:11,436 Do it 1356 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:12,900 ma'am, please. 1357 01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:14,199 Thank you. 1358 01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:21,832 Are we rolling? 1359 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,414 Hi, Helen chu with news 8. 1360 01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,710 Officer, please tell us how you finally apprehended 1361 01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:27,543 ebner frost and his gang. 1362 01:30:28,965 --> 01:30:30,125 Well it wasn't easy, Helen. 1363 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:32,382 May I call you Helen? Got one more here. 1364 01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:35,464 It took exhaustive investigative report. 1365 01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:37,220 Excuse me, Helen chu with news 8. 1366 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:38,174 Can you tell us who did this to you? 1367 01:30:38,475 --> 01:30:39,055 Go away. 1368 01:30:39,351 --> 01:30:39,885 Go away. 1369 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,905 I just wanna ask you a few questions, sir. 1370 01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,017 Move it, move it. 1371 01:30:43,313 --> 01:30:45,929 I guess he'll have a chance to defrost himself. 1372 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:51,151 Gonna get you, Santa. 1373 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,277 Gonna get you, Santa. 1374 01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:57,065 Gonna get you! 1375 01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:58,489 Hi, Helen chu with news 8. 1376 01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:00,493 Just a couple questions. - Fww_ 1377 01:31:02,415 --> 01:31:04,656 Are you responsible for the explosion earlier? 1378 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,245 Are you responsible for that? 1379 01:31:12,092 --> 01:31:15,710 Eww, that smell? 1380 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,010 You can't do this! 1381 01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:22,969 It's inhuman! 1382 01:31:23,269 --> 01:31:24,384 It's unethical! 1383 01:31:26,064 --> 01:31:27,395 It stinks in here! 1384 01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:37,606 I'm not through with you, Blake. 1385 01:31:38,952 --> 01:31:42,615 I'm just gettin' St... 1386 01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:46,873 Merry Christmas, ebner. 1387 01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:49,830 Well you did an amazing job cleaning all that up, 1388 01:31:50,130 --> 01:31:52,462 but where are we gonna go now? 1389 01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:14,772 I think I know a place that's available. 1390 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:27,622 Hey, watch it. 1391 01:32:27,917 --> 01:32:30,283 I'm tannin', I'm tannin' here. 1392 01:32:39,846 --> 01:32:42,963 Slow down, boy. 1393 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,851 Duck, duck, goose! 1394 01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:51,687 Blake, let's go. 1395 01:32:51,983 --> 01:32:53,439 Yes c'mon, guys. 1396 01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:54,735 Come on. 1397 01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:00,365 All right. 1398 01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:02,069 What're you lookin' at? 1399 01:33:02,368 --> 01:33:02,902 Well move out then 1400 01:33:03,203 --> 01:33:04,683 move; That's my trash. Blake, Blake. 1401 01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:07,488 Lemme see, lemme see! 1402 01:33:16,716 --> 01:33:19,048 Wow, a Christmas miracle. 1403 01:33:19,344 --> 01:33:20,880 I do believe in you, 1404 01:33:22,388 --> 01:33:23,388 Blake 1405 01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:25,430 ho ho ho! 86977