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Coach: COME ON, LADIES!
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LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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IS OUR LITTLE PRACTICE
BOTHERING YOU?
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GET OUT THERE!
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S WORK!
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LET'S SCRIMMAGE.
COME ON!
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YOU SEEM SO DISTANT
THESE DAYS, BRETT.
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IS THERE SOMETHING
I DID?
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'CAUSE IF THERE IS,
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I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME.
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ASHLEY, IT'S JUST--
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I'M READY
TO WORK THROUGH
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WHATEVER IT IS
THAT WE NEED
TO WORK THROUGH.
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BUT WE NEED
TO COMMUNICATE.
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I NEED YOU
TO TALK TO ME.
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ASHLEY, IT'S JUST THAT
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...
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IT SCARES ME.
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IT SCARES ME.
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OH, MAN, YOU WANNA
HEAR SOMETHING
WAY MESSED UP?
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YOU KNOW
THAT MOLLY HATCHETT SHIRT
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I WAS WEARING
THE OTHER DAY?
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WITH THE EXECUTIONER GUY
HOLDING THAT BLOODY AX,
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AND UNDER HIS FOOT'S
THE SEVERED HEAD.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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THAT'S MY SHIRT.
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YEAH, SO...
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MY MOM, SHE MAKES US GO
TO CHURCH EVERY WEEK,
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AND WE GOTTA DRESS UP.
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AND SO I GET THERE,
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AND THE STUPID PRIEST
SAYS I CAN'T COME IN.
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YOU CAN'T WEAR
STUFF LIKE THAT
AT CHURCH, MAN.
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WHY NOT, MAN?
IT'S CHURCH.
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
FORGIVE PEOPLE THERE.
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SO YOU HATE MY SHIRT.
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FORGIVE ME--
LET ME COME IN.
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HEY, I BELIEVE
IN GOD, MAN.
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I'VE SEEN HIM.
I'VE FELT HIS POWER.
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HE PLAYS DRUMS
FOR LED ZEPPELIN,
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AND HIS NAME IS
JOHN BONHAM, BABY!
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OH, YEAH!
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[KENNY LOGGINS'
I'M ALRIGHTPLAYS]
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NAH, NAH, NAH.
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HERE WE GO,
HERE WE GO.
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[IMITATING
BILL MURRAY]
HEY, LISA!
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HERE'S
THOSE NOOGIES
YOU ORDERED.
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IT'S A REAL
CINDERELLA STORY.
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EH, FORMER GREENS KEEPER.
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OH! HE GOT ALL
OF THAT ONE!
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IT'S IN THE HOLE!
IT'S IN THE HOLE!
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Older kid: SAM WEIR.
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YOU REALLY LIKE
BILL MURRAY, DON'T YOU?
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YEAH. HE'S GREAT.
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BILL MURRAY SUCKS, MAN.
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NO, HE DOESN'T.
HE'S COOL.
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OH, REALLY?
WHAT IS HE,
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
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SAM QUEER.
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IT'S FIGHTIN' TIME,
WEIRD.
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LEAVE ME ALONE, ALAN.
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I'M SORRY.
I DON'T SPEAK GEEK.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW
WHAT IT'D BE LIKE
TO FIGHT A GIRL.
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Girl: I'M A GIRL.
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WANNA SEE WHAT
IT'D BE LIKE
TO FIGHT ME?
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UH.
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WEIR'S SISTER
HAS TO PROTECT HIM?
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I'M NOT PROTECTING HIM.
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JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHY IT IS YOU NEED
TO PICK FIGHTS
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WITH GUYS WHO WEIGH LESS
THAN A HUNDRED POUNDS.
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WATCH OUT, ALAN.
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I THINK SHE'S
HIGH ON POT.
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YEAH. I MIGHT JUST
GO PSYCHO ON YOU.
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YOU WANNA TRY ME?
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YOU WANNA TRY ME?
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YOU'RE DEAD,
ALL RIGHT?
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AS SOON AS
YOUR FREAK SISTER
ISN'T AROUND,
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I'M GONNA
CREAM YOU, MAN.
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I'M GONNA
CREAM YOU, MAN.
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YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT.
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I COULD'VE
HANDLED IT.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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AND BY THE WAY,
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I WEIGH
103 POUNDS.
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SORRY.
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MAN, I HATE HIGH SCHOOL.
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♫ I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
'BOUT MY REPUTATION ♫
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♫ LIVIN' IN THE PAST,
IT'S A NEW GENERATION ♫
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♫ LIVIN' IN THE PAST,
IT'S A NEW GENERATION ♫
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♫ GO AND DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♫
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♫ AND THAT'S WHAT
I'M GONNA DO ♫
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♫ AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
'BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION ♫
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♫ OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO ♫
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♫ NOT ME ♫
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♫ WHAH! NO! ♫
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♫ NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO ♫
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♫ NOT ME ♫
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♫ ME, ME, ME, ME ♫
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♫ I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
'BOUT MY REPUTATION ♫
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♫ I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID
OF ANY DEVIATION ♫
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♫ I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID
OF ANY DEVIATION ♫
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♫ AND I DON'T REALLY CARE
IF YOU THINK I'M STRANGE ♫
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♫ I AIN'T GONNA CHANGE ♫
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♫ AND I'VE NEVER GONNA CARE
'BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION ♫
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♫ NOT ME! ♫
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♫ NOT ME! ♫
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DREAMWORKS TELEVISION, L.L.C.
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YOU KNOW, I RAN INTO
MRS. PATTON TODAY
AT FARMER JACK,
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AND SHE SAID
SHE SAW YOU SMOKING.
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WELL, SHE'S CRAZY.
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MOM...I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK
I WOULD START SMOKING?
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OK. I...HEH.
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Harold Weir:
YOU KNOW, I HAD A FRIEND
THAT USED TO SMOKE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
HE'S DOING NOW?
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HE'S DEAD.
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YOU THINK SMOKING
MAKES YOU LOOK COOL?
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LET'S GO DIG HIM UP NOW
AND SEE HOW COOL HE LOOKS.
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DADDY, IF I STARTED SMOKING,
I WOULD TELL YOU.
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OH, GOOD. NOW I DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY.
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HEY, DAD, GUESS WHAT.
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THEY'RE SHOWINGMONTY PYTHON
AND THE HOLY GRAIL
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AT PARKWAY SATURDAY NIGHT.
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NEAL, BILL, AND I ARE GONNA
WATCH IT TWICE IN A ROW.
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GREAT.
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SAM, ISN'T THE HOMECOMING
DANCE SATURDAY NIGHT?
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YEAH.
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ARE YOU GOING?
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NO. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
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WELL, YOUR SISTER'S GOING.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
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HIGH SCHOOL
IS FOR LEARNING,
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BUT IT'S ALSO WHERE YOU
SHOULD BE LEARNING
HOW TO SOCIALIZE.
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THAT'S WHAT HIGH SCHOOL
DANCES ARE ALL ABOUT.
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NO, THEY'RE NOT.
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THEY'RE JUST A CHANCE
FOR THE POPULAR KIDS
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TO EXPERIMENT WITH SEX
IN THEIR CARS.
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LINDSAY!
HEY!
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IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT ME TO DO,
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THEN I'D BE
HAPPY TO GO.
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YOU KNOW, THERE WAS
A GIRL IN OUR SCHOOL...
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SHE HAD PREMARITAL SEX.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID
ON GRADUATION DAY?
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DIED...
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OF AN OVERDOSE--
HEROIN.
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DAD, ARE ANY
OF YOUR FRIENDS ALIVE?
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THE SMART ONES.
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Jean Weir: I'M SURE
THERE ARE PLENTY OF KIDS
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WHO ARE JUST DYING
FOR SOMEONE TO ASK THEM.
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MOM, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
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HONEY, IT'S STUPID
UNTIL YOU CONSIDER
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HOW HAPPY IT'LL MAKE
SOMEBODY WHO REALLY
WANTS TO GO.
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NOBODY I KNOW
WANTS TO GO.
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LINDSAY, HONEY.
DAD!
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GREAT.
THAT WORKS OUT PERFECT.
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I'M HAVING A MIDNIGHT MADNESS
DEER HUNTING SALE THAT NIGHT,
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AND YOU CAN COME WAIT ON
ALL THOSE NICE HUNTERS.
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THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
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THANKS, CARLA.
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HEY, ELI.
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I THINK TOM
NEEDS A HUG.
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MY BUddY.
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MY Buddy.
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OK. OK.
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YOU'RE SUCH
A JERK, MAN.
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WHAT♫ ELI LIKES YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS.
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[LAUGHTER]
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HEY, MR. K.
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MR. SCHWEEBER.
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IT'SSCHWEIBER.
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[IMITATING WILLIAM SHATNER]
AH, MR. BONES, MR. SPOCK.
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MAY I JOIN YOU HERE IN
THEENTERPRISEMESS HALL?
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I'M SO HUNGRY
I COULD EAT A TRIBBLE.
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I--I DON'T GET IT.
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WHO'S THAT?
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JOHN WAYNE.
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OH. OK.
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WHY DOES MY MOM ALWAYS
PUT A NOTE IN MY LUNCH?
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IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
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AT LEAST YOUR MOM DOESN'T
WRITE THE NOTE ON THE BAG.
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ARE YOU GUYS GOING
TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE?
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NO.
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I REALLY DON'T
SEE THAT HAPPENING.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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DID I CRUSH
YOUR TWINKIES?
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WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
GO CRYING TO YOUR SISTER,
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SAM REAR?
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NO. NO, I'M NOT.
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MR. KOWCHEVSKI.
ALAN SMASHED MY TWINKIES.
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OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE SUCH A WOMAN.
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ALAN, YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING BETTER TO DO
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THAN TO CRUSH
MR. WEIR'S DESSERT?
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
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I WAS JUST BENDING DOWN
TO TALK TO HIM,
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AND I ACCIDENTALLY
LEANED ON IT.
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I'M SORRY.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO DO
THE NICE THING
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AND BUY HIM SOME
NEW ONES?
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OH, YES, SIR.
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THANK YOU,
MR. KOWCHEVSKI.
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SAM, YOU WANT
SOME ADVICE?
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BE A MAN.
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YOU SHOULDN'T LET ALAN
DO THAT TO YOU.
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I DON'T SEE YOU
DOING ANYTHING!
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MY DAD TELLS ME
TO STAY OUT OF FIGHTS
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THAT DON'T AFFECT ME
DIRECTLY.
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IT'D SURE BE NICE IF
YOU GUYS BACKED ME UP
ONCE IN A WHILE.
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MY SISTER DOES,
AND SHE'S A GIRL.
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YEAH, BUT IF WE
BACK YOU UP,
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THAN ALAN'S GONNA
TERRORIZE US, TOO.
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LISTEN, YOU GUYS
HAVE GOTTA HELP ME,
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OR ELSE HE'S NEVER
GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE.
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AH!
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HEY, DANIEL.
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HEY, LINDSAY.
WHAT'S UP?
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WHERE YOU BEEN?
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I BEEN...
JUST AROUND.
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COME ON,
LET'S HIT THE PATIO.
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OH, THE SMOKING PATIO.
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MM-HMM.
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OK.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY DON'T BITE.
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OK.
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OW!
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DON'T TOUCH ME,
YOU SCUZZ.
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I'M SORRY.
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YOUR BUTT
WAS CALLING TO ME.
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YOUR BUTT
WAS CALLING TO ME.
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HEY, NICHOLAS,
YOU GET THOSE M-80s?
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I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
YOU GOT THE MONEY?
233
00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:46,790
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
YOU GOT THE MONEY?
234
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,170
YOU GUYS KNOW LINDSAY?
235
00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,150
HI.
236
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,140
YOU WERE IN
MY ENGLISH CLASS
LAST YEAR, RIGHT?
237
00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,140
YOU'RE THAT CHICK
WHO GOT AN "A."
238
00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,110
YEAH, WELL...
239
00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:03,610
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
240
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,080
I DON'T KNOW.
241
00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:07,580
WHATAREYOU GONNA DO?
242
00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:17,710
SO, YOU GUYS GOING
TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE?
243
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,460
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
244
00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,310
THAT'S FUNNY.
245
00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,810
, RIGHT?
THAT'S FUNNY.IT'S A JOKE
246
00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:25,820
MY DAD'S KINDA
MAKING ME GO.
247
00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,800
YOUR DAD'S MAKING
YOU GO TO THE DANCE?
248
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,300
MAN, WHAT'S THAT
ALL ABOUT?
249
00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,810
WHO'S YOUR DAD--
HITLER?
250
00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:37,180
I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU GUYS WERE GONNA GO...
251
00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,050
TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE.
252
00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:41,530
THAT COULD BE
KINDA FUNNY, RIGHT?
253
00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:43,030
I WOULD GO,
254
00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:45,500
BUT I HAVE
A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT.
255
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,010
MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME
A BUNCH OF MUSHROOMS,
256
00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,510
AND I'M GONNA EAT THEM.
257
00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,490
LOOK,
YOU KNOW THEY'RE
GONNA PLAY DISCO.
258
00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:55,000
RIGHT♫ DISCO SUCKS.
I HATE DISCO.
259
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000
♫ OOH OOH ♫
260
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,980
♫ COO-COO
COO COO-COO ♫
261
00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:00,720
I'D RATHER
MAKE OUT WITH
PRINCIPAL FARBER.
262
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:02,720
OOH, AGAIN.
263
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,220
SHUT UP, MAN.
264
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,730
OW.
265
00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,980
WHAT, WHAT?
OH! MY GOD, MAN.
266
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,480
OH!
267
00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,470
I CAN'T WAIT TILL
YOU'RE NOT PAYING
ATTENTION.
268
00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:17,950
GET OUTTA HERE!
269
00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:20,040
CHECK IT OUT.
WHAT'S SHE WANT?
270
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,740
LINDSAY?
271
00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:24,710
LINDS.
272
00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:28,210
FRIEND OF YOURS...
LINDS?
273
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:31,200
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK?
274
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,200
OK.
275
00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,670
MILLIE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE?
276
00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:39,170
WHAT AREYOU
DOING OUT
HERE?
277
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:42,180
THIS PLACE
IS FOR FREAKS.
278
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,640
MILLIE, GO AWAY.
279
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,630
TODAY'S THE DEADLINE
280
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:46,630
TO ENTER
THE ACADEMIC DECATHLON.
281
00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,630
MR. ROSSO SAID
YOU DIDN'T TURN IN
YOUR APPLICATION.
282
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:50,600
WHAT?
283
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,100
MILLIE,
I'M NOT ENTERING.
284
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,110
BUT YOU'RE
OUR BEST MATH-LETE.
285
00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:59,730
COULD WE NOT TALK
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW?
286
00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:02,710
LINDSAY, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
287
00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:04,180
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH ME.
288
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,670
I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO
DECATHLON THIS YEAR.
289
00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,670
WELL, AREN'T YOU
AT LEAST GOING
TO HELP US
290
00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,670
SELL REFRESHMENTS
AT THE HOMECOMING DANCE?
291
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:12,170
WE'RE TRYING
TO RAISE MONEY
292
00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,670
TO BUY THE SCHOOL
A COMPUTER.
293
00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,010
SHH!
294
00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:21,020
GENTLEMEN,
HERE'S MY ADVICE.
295
00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,020
LISTEN TO NEAL.
296
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,520
YOU SHOULD HANDLE ALAN
297
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:28,520
THE SAME WAY HAN SOLO
DEALT WITH JABBA THE HUT.
298
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,520
AVOID HIM.
299
00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,780
JUST AVOID HIM
FOREVER?
300
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,530
JUST FOR 4 YEARS.
301
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,760
SAM. THERE'S
CINDY SANDERS.
302
00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:37,260
SAM. THERE'S
CINDY SANDERS.
303
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,600
DREAM ON, SAM.
304
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,600
OH, MAN.
305
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:43,850
UH-OH, INCOMING.
306
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:44,360
UH-OH, INCOMING.
307
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,360
HEY, SAM, I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
308
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,360
IS THIS YOUR JACKET?
309
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,850
YEAH.
310
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,960
YOU LEFT IT IN SCIENCE.
I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO GET ALL DIRTY.
311
00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,070
OH, THANKS, CINDY.
312
00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:00,070
THAT WAS REALLY
NICE OF YOU.
313
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,540
YEAH, WELL,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
314
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,510
SAM.
315
00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:08,010
YOU ARE SO IN.
316
00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,250
WHAT?
317
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,250
SHE BROUGHT YOU
YOUR JACKET.
318
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,220
THAT MEANS...
319
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,720
SHE SAW IT,
320
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:16,220
SHE REMEMBERED
IT WAS YOURS,
321
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,220
SHE PICKED IT UP
AND CARRIED IT
THROUGH THE HALLS.
322
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,940
PEOPLE PROBABLY SAW HER
WITH IT AND EVERYTHING.
323
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:25,280
I WONDER IF SHE HAS
A DATE FOR THE DANCE.
324
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,770
CINDY SANDERS IS IN LOVE
WITH YOU, MAN.
325
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,280
YOU REALLY THINK
CINDY LIKES ME?
326
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,780
HELLO?
THE JACKET.
327
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,790
NO WAY. WE'RE NOT
HER SPECIES.
328
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,790
LISTEN, JUST
DO ME A FAVOR.
329
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,290
ASK AROUND. SEE IF SHE HAS
A DATE FOR THE DANCE.
330
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,290
WHO SHOULD I ASK?
331
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,790
OK. THE DANCE
IS TOMORROW.
332
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,300
SHE'S A CHEERLEADER.
333
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:01,300
YOU'VE SEENSTAR WARS
27 TIMES.
334
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,800
DO THE MATH.
335
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,800
I KNOW, BUT
MY DAD ALWAYS TELLS ME
336
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,300
THAT THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
USUALLY DON'T GET ASKED OUT
337
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,310
'CAUSE GUYS ARE
TOO AFRAID TO ASK THEM.
338
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,810
REALLY♫ MAYBE
I SHOULD ASK OUT
339
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,810
FARRAH FAWCETT-
MAJORS.
340
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:16,810
HEY, MAYBE I SHOULD
ASK OUT BILL'S MOM.
341
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,320
YOU BETTER NOT.
342
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,320
LISTEN, JUST
ASK AROUND, OK?
343
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,820
DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.
344
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,320
GET OUTTA THE WAY.
345
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,330
HEY. CHEMISTRY EXAM
YOU ORDERED.
346
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:29,830
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD JOB.
347
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,330
WHERE ARE THE ANSWERS?
348
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,830
YOU JUST SAID
TO STEAL THE TEST.
349
00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:36,830
OH, GOOD WORK,
GENIUS.
350
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,340
WAY TO USE
YOUR BRAIN.
351
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,840
WHAT?
352
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,840
I'M CUTTING.
WHO'S GOT GUM?
353
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,810
Nick: SORRY.
354
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,430
OH, YEAH, THAT'S
REAL GREAT.
355
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,420
WHY DON'T YOU
BLOW YOUR NOSE
IN SOME BREAD
356
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,420
AND MAKE ME
A SANDWICH, TOO?
357
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:57,350
WHY IS EVERYONE CRAWLING
UP MY BUTT TODAY?
358
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:58,860
'CAUSE YOU'RE A MORON.
359
00:14:58,860 --> 00:14:59,860
HEY, KIM,
I GOT SOME.
360
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:00,360
HEY, KIM,
I GOT SOME.
361
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,840
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
362
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,350
UH, SHE'S OUR FRIEND.
363
00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:06,810
WHAT, ARE YOU DOING HER
364
00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:08,320
SO THAT SHE'LL HELP YOU
WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?
365
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,320
HEY, LAY OFF.
366
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,320
UM, KIM, I--
367
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,820
I WASN'T TALKING
TO YOU, BRAIN.
368
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,560
DON'T YOU HAVE
A TEST TO TAKE
OR SOMETHING?
369
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,560
HEY, WOULD YOU
BE COOL?
370
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,560
I MEAN, PLEASE.
371
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,530
DID I DO SOMETHING
TO YOU?
372
00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,530
YOU'RE HERE.
373
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,530
KIM.
374
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:27,030
I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT
TO BE HERE AS YOU DO.
375
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:27,530
I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT
TO BE HERE AS YOU DO.
376
00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:32,160
HEY, BRAIN,
377
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,160
I SHOPLIFT
IN YOUR DADDY'S STORE.
378
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,140
YOU'RE JUST
SOME RICH KID
379
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,150
WHO'S TRYING
TO PISS OFF HER PARENTS.
380
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,610
YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANG WITH THESE GUYS?
381
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,100
YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA
MAKE YOU COOL?
382
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:43,600
YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA
MAKE YOU COOL?
383
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,590
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
384
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,580
YOU KNOW WHAT?
385
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:53,080
I'M SORRY.
386
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,030
LET'S BE FRIENDS.
387
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:57,600
HEY.
388
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:01,100
THERE. NOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
SEE YOU AT THE MALL.
389
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,600
WHAT ARE YOU,
ON YOUR PERIOD?
390
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,090
HEY, YOU WANNA HANG AROUND
WITH YOUR LITTLE
POSER FRIEND HERE
391
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,590
AND PRETEND WITH HER,
392
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,570
THAT'S YOUR WASTE OF TIME,
393
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,580
JUST KEEP HER
THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.
394
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:18,550
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY
I DON'T CARRY A PURSE.
395
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:21,020
[CLASS BELL RINGS]
396
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:23,520
I GOTTA GET
TO SHOP CLASS.
397
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,530
IT'S THE ONLY ONE
I CAN PASS.
398
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,530
HERE. I'M SORRY.
399
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:28,030
HERE. I'M SORRY.
400
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000
DON'T YOU HAVE
TO GET TO CLASS, TOO?
401
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,850
OH. I'LL SURVIVE.
402
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:46,060
THESE SHORTS AREN'T
VERY FLATTERING,
ARE THEY?
403
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:49,020
NO,
YOU LOOK GOOD.
404
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,650
THANKS.
405
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,150
HEY, HOW COME YOUR SISTER'S
DRESSING SO WEIRD NOW?
406
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:55,640
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
407
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,140
I DON'T KNOW.
408
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,640
I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN
WEARING YOUR DAD'S
ARMY JACKET.
409
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,650
I DON'T KNOW.
410
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:06,650
SHE'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD
EVER SINCE OUR GRANDMA DIED.
411
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,650
[SLAM]
412
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,120
YOU'RE DEAD, WEIRD!
413
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,610
ALAN?
414
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,590
WHAT?
415
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:21,350
WHAT'S THE POINT
OF ALL THIS?
416
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,330
THE POINT?
417
00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,860
THE POINT IS,
YOU'RE DEAD, TOO...
418
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,360
"LITTLE MAN."
419
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:41,300
I KIND OF WISH I DIDN'T
COME TO SCHOOL TODAY.
420
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,410
HI. WOULD YOU, UH,
421
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,410
WOULD YOU COME TO
THE HOMECOMING
DANCE WITH ME?
422
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:54,420
UM, I WOULD,
BUT, UM,
423
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,920
I ALREADY
HAVE A DATE,
424
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,420
SO I CAN'T.
425
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,920
SORRY.
426
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,310
WILL YOU GO TO
HOMECOMING DANCE
WITH ME?
427
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,810
[LAUGHING]
428
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:04,790
ELI.
WHAT?
429
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:05,910
THERE'S A BEE
ON YOUR BOOK.
430
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:06,890
WHERE?
431
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,900
OH, I'LL GET IT.
[BOOK DROPS]
432
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,380
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
433
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880
YOU JERK.
434
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,350
I'M SORRY. DIDN'T MEAN
TO UPSET YOUR HUSBAND.
435
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,820
[LAUGHING]
436
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,320
OH, YEAH♫ WHAT IF HE
WAS MY HUSBAND?
437
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,330
THAT'D BE SOME KIND
OF JOKE TO YOU?
438
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,340
IT'S NO JOKE TO ME.
439
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,850
I THINK YOU TWO
MAKE A GOOD COUPLE.
440
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:26,850
YEAH?
441
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:28,850
MAYBE WE DO.
442
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,350
HEY, ELI.
443
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:33,850
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO
THE HOMECOMING DANCE
WITH ME?
444
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:35,360
YES. YES, I DO.
445
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360
YEAH, PLEASE.
446
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,360
YEAH. I WILL GO.
447
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,840
GOOD.
448
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,850
COME ON, ELI.
449
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,990
[CLAP CLAP]
450
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:52,210
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS,
[CLAP CLAP]
451
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,320
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS,
452
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:54,830
I JUST WANNA
LET YOU KNOW
453
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:57,330
THAT IN HONOR OF THE BIG
HOMECOMING GAME TOMORROW,
454
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,330
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS
THE DAY OFF.
455
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,950
CAN WE GO HOME?
456
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,420
SCHWEIBER, DON'T BE
AN IDIOT, ALL RIGHT?
457
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,920
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA
DO SOMETHING FUN.
458
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,420
I'M GONNA
LET YOU GUYS...
459
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,930
PLAY DODGE BALL.
460
00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:14,660
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
461
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:15,900
[SIGH]
OH, MAN.
462
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,400
OH, NO.
463
00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:22,840
OH, MY GOD!
464
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,340
Coach: ALL RIGHT.
465
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,840
COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GO.
466
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,860
WOULD SOMEBODY
PLEASE TELL ME
467
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,360
WHAT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN ABOUT THIS?
468
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,830
IF WE JUST LET
OURSELVES GET HIT,
469
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,830
THEN WE CAN GET OUT.
470
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:39,840
LET'S JUST PRETEND
TO GET HIT.
471
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,840
NOBODY'D KNOW.
472
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,340
I DON'T THINK
WE CAN.
473
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,840
LADIES, PUT DOWN
THE MASCARA,
474
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,840
GET IN THERE,
AND PLAY. COME ON.
475
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,800
VERY NICE.
476
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,250
I CAN'T TAKE IT, MAN.
477
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,250
I GOTTA GET
OUT OF HERE.
478
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,720
LOOK! "LITTLE MAN'S"
MAKING A RUN FOR IT.
479
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,810
HEY, ONLY MY MOM'S
ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT.
480
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:05,710
UH!
481
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,710
OHH!
482
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,100
OW.
483
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,470
OH!
484
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:14,470
OK. NOW IT'S TIME
TO SMEAR WEIR.
485
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,190
SAM! GET AWAY
FROM ME!
486
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,180
WE NEED TO STICK
TOGETHER.
487
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,160
ARE YOU CRAZY?
488
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,030
HEY, KID!
489
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,450
OHH!
490
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,430
Fat kid: YEAH!
491
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,430
OH, MY GOD!
492
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:25,520
UHH!
493
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,720
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
YEAH!
494
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,220
SOLOMON. HEY, HEY.
495
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,070
HEY, THAT'S ILLEGAL.
YOU'RE OUT OF THERE.
496
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:33,560
ALL RIGHT, SCHWEIBER,
COME ON, WALK IT OFF.
497
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,530
SIT DOWN,
YOU KNUCKLEHEAD.
498
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:38,030
SIT DOWN,
YOU KNUCKLEHEAD.
499
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,520
THERE'S NOWHERE
TO HIDE, WEIRD.
500
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,980
KID, GET AWAY
FROM US.
501
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,950
THAT PSYCHO'S
AFTER YOU.
502
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,920
Coach: PICK 'EM UP
AND THROW 'EM.
503
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,910
THAT'S THE WAY.
504
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:52,380
NICE THROW, WUSS.
505
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,360
HE CAUGHT MY BALL.
506
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:54,360
I'M OUT.
507
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,360
HA HA! YEAH!
508
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,850
OHH!
509
00:20:59,350 --> 00:20:59,350
OHH!
510
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,840
GO, TIM, GO!
511
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:02,340
GO, TIM, GO!
512
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,560
[CHEERING]
513
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:30,060
[CHEERING]
514
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,920
OH, MY GOD!
515
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,400
HA HA HA!
516
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,370
ALL RIGHT, WHITE,
TAKE A SEAT.
517
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:39,860
COME ON, WEIR,
THROW IT BACK.
518
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:42,360
CATCH IT. COME ON.
519
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,740
DODGE BALL'S KIND OF
A STUPID GAME, ISN'T IT?
520
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:01,480
YOU JUST SIGNED
YOUR DEATH WARRANT.
521
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,930
MAN, THAT CHICK DIGS YOU,
I'M TELLING YOU.
522
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,430
SHE LIKES ME?
523
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:08,440
YES!
524
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,940
THAT'S REALLY
GREAT.
525
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:11,440
HEY, SO, ELI.
526
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,440
WHAT?
527
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,940
THAT JIMMY CARTER,
528
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,440
HE'S SOME PRESIDENT,
RIGHT?
529
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,440
HE'S BEEN DOING
A HELLUVA JOB.
530
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,950
OH, HE'S DOING
A HELLUVA JOB.
531
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,180
HEY, BUT I GOTTA SAY,
532
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,190
I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED
ABOUT HIS HANDLING
OF THE ECONOMY.
533
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:26,190
I MEAN, AREN'T YOU?
534
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:27,800
I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED.
535
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,810
MAYBE.
536
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:32,810
MAYBE I'M A LITTLE...
I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED.
537
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,300
COME ON. COME ON, ELI.
GIVE HIM A BREAK.
538
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,300
LOOK WHAT HE'S DONE
IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
539
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:38,300
THE MIDDLE EAST.
540
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:39,150
THE MIDDLE...
541
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,150
THE MIDDLE
OF THE EAST.
542
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,640
I BET YOU'D MAKE
A GOOD PRESIDENT, ELI.
543
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,110
PRESIDENT ELI?
544
00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:46,860
YEAH.
545
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,360
OK. PRESIDENT ELI!
546
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,590
PRESIDENT ELI!
547
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:51,560
HEY, YOU GUYS,
CUT IT OUT.
548
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,060
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
549
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:56,050
WHAT♫ WE'VE HAVING
A POLITICAL DISCUSSION HERE.
550
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:57,050
POLITICAL.
551
00:22:57,050 --> 00:22:58,550
ELI, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TALK TO THEM.
552
00:22:58,550 --> 00:22:59,550
THEY'RE JUST
BEING MEAN.
553
00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:01,000
NO. THEY'RE
MY BUDDIES.
554
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:02,510
THEY'RE
MY BUDDIES.
555
00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:04,010
WE'RE HIS BUDDIES.
556
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:05,510
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
MR. PRESIDENT?
557
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,010
NO, THEY'RE NOT, ELI.
558
00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:08,600
I'M MAKING THEM LAUGH.
559
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,100
BUDDIES. I'M MAKING...
560
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,600
NOT THIS WAY.
561
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,550
THERE'S A GOOD KIND OF LAUGHING
AND A BAD KIND OF LAUGHING.
562
00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:15,050
THIS IS BAD.
563
00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:16,050
ELI, THEY'RE ONLY
LAUGHING AT YOU
564
00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:18,060
BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED.
565
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:20,060
I'M NOT RETARDED.
I'M SPECIAL.
566
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:22,510
I'M SPECIAL.
567
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,510
ELI, YOU ARE SPECIAL.
568
00:23:24,510 --> 00:23:25,980
I'M SORRY. I KNOW
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
569
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,460
THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO YOU.
570
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,570
I'M NOT RETARDED.
571
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:30,570
OK.
572
00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:31,540
YOU'RE RETARDED!
573
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:32,540
I'M SORRY.
574
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,540
NO! NO!
575
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,540
I'M NOT RETARDED!
I AM SPECIAL!
576
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:38,040
I DON'T WANNA GO
TO DANCE WITH YOU!
577
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,390
I'M SORRY.
578
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,550
[SCREAMING IN PAIN]
579
00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:45,000
OH, MY GOD.
580
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,820
AND I'M THE MEAN ONE?
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
581
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:52,320
AND I'M THE MEAN ONE?
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
582
00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:13,190
SO...WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
583
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,680
ALL I--
584
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,680
I WAS TRYING TO
DO SOMETHING NICE
585
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,680
IN A STUPID SCHOOL
WHERE NOTHING NICE
EVER HAPPENS,
586
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,690
BUT INSTEAD ELI
BROKE HIS ARM AND...
587
00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:25,690
NOW I FEEL
LIKE THE BIGGEST IDIOT
IN THE WORLD.
588
00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:28,660
NO. WHY AREN'T YOU
TAKING PART
589
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:30,160
IN THE ACADEMIC DECATHLON?
590
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,180
WHAT?
591
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,680
WE NEED YOU.
592
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,180
YOU'RE OUR BEST MATH-LETE.
593
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:38,650
OH, GOD, PLEASE
DON'T SAY THAT WORD.
594
00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:43,040
YOU HAVIN' SOME PROBLEMS
AT HOME?
595
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,520
NO, I'M NOT.
596
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,030
IS IT A BOY?
597
00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:46,990
NO.
598
00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:49,500
HEY, YOU CAN TELL ME.
599
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,500
I KNOW IT SEEMS SQUARE
TO ACTUALLY TALK TO
YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR,
600
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:56,000
BUT I WAS A KID ONCE, TOO,
AND NOT THAT LONG AGO.
601
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,490
MR. ROSSO,
THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL.
602
00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:00,990
TRUST ME.
603
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:02,460
OK.
604
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,960
I SEE THE PROBLEM HERE.
605
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,470
LET'S JUST RAP...
606
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:09,970
AS PEOPLE, OK?
607
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:11,470
NO PRESSURE.
608
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:15,470
FROM NOW ON,
I'M NOT "MR. ROSSO,
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR."
609
00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:16,590
YOU'RE NOT?
610
00:25:16,590 --> 00:25:17,590
NO.
611
00:25:18,090 --> 00:25:21,080
I'M JUST JEFF,
YOUR FRIEND WHO CARES.
612
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,580
JEFF.
613
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,580
EXACTLY.
614
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:27,300
AND YOU'RE NOT "MS. WEIR,
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT."
615
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:31,810
YOU'RE LINDSAY,
A GIRL WHO SEEMS
LIKE SHE NEEDS A FRIEND.
616
00:25:31,810 --> 00:25:34,770
SO, COME ON, LINDS.
617
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,780
TALK TO YOUR BUDDY JEFF.
618
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:40,630
JEFF...
619
00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:44,130
I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER
IN ALL MY LIFE.
620
00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:48,990
WELL, THEN MAYBE SOMEONE
SHOULD TELL YOUR FACE.
621
00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,990
[SIGHS]
622
00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:55,500
AHH, YES,
INTERESTING PROBLEM.
623
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
FRESHMAN BULLIES.
624
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
HE'S OBVIOUSLY
ACTING OUT HIS INSECURITIES
625
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
IN A NEW ENVIRONMENT.
626
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,000
IF YOU CAN
DISCONNECT EMOTIONALLY,
IT'S REALLY QUITE SAD.
627
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,010
IN HIS OWN WAY, HE'S
REACHING OUT FOR A FRIEND.
628
00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,510
NOT THAT YOU SHOULD
FEEL SORRY FOR HIM,
THOUGH.
629
00:26:08,010 --> 00:26:09,510
HIS KIND
SHOULD BE DESTROYED.
630
00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:11,760
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
631
00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:13,750
I WOULD RECOMMEND
THE CRESSMAN CONUNDRUM.
632
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:16,120
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
633
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,240
TOM CRESSMAN--
MY FRESHMAN TORMENTOR.
634
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,210
THE IDEA WAS,
IF YOU FIGHT YOUR BULLY,
635
00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:24,210
AFTERWARDS,
WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE,
636
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,210
THEY'LL TEND
TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.
637
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,190
DID IT WORK?
638
00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:30,430
HE BROKE MY TAILBONE, BUT
THE RESULTS WERE EFFECTIVE.
639
00:26:30,430 --> 00:26:31,410
HE GOT EXPELLED.
640
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:32,620
IT'S A GOOD PLAN.
641
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:34,620
IT'S A TERRIBLE PLAN, OK?
642
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:37,120
I'M NOT FIGHTING ALAN.
HE'S NOTMYTORMENTOR.
643
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:40,620
I KNOW EVERY ROUTE
HE TAKES TO EACH CLASS,
AND I AVOID THOSE HALLS.
644
00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:41,980
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
645
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:45,960
START LEAVING
OUT THE JANITOR'S DOOR
LIKE I DO.
646
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,950
ARE YOU LOOKIN'
FOR A FIGHT, DORK?!
647
00:26:48,950 --> 00:26:50,950
NO, SIR.
648
00:26:50,950 --> 00:26:52,420
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE!
649
00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:53,390
UNH...
650
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:03,830
TELL ME ABOUT THIS
STUPID CRESSMAN CONUNDRUM.
651
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:09,190
♫ WHAT YOU GONNA DO
WHEN THE TIME COMES ♫
652
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:14,190
♫ AND YOU HAVE TO
EARN YOUR WAY♫ ♫
653
00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:15,690
♫ WHAT WILL YOU... ♫
654
00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:18,190
HEY, ARE YOU, UH...
ARE YOU, UH, ARE YOU OK?
655
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:21,680
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES
THE WHOLE WORLD SUCK?
656
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,670
♫ WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY
ON YOUR OWN ♫
657
00:27:24,170 --> 00:27:27,670
AFTER CLASS, YOU AND ME
ARE CUTTIN' OUTTA HERE.
658
00:27:27,670 --> 00:27:29,170
CUTTING?
659
00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:30,170
YEAH. YEAH!
660
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,680
I GOT SOMETHING
TO SHOW YOU THAT--
661
00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:37,180
IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
662
00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:41,650
Film narrator: MOST
OF THE PROFESSIONS
ARE OCCU--
663
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:44,140
I GUESS THE FIRST THING
THAT WE GOTTA DO
664
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,640
IS GET HIM
ON THE GROUND.
665
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,140
HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
666
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,640
CUT HIS LEGS OFF?
667
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,140
SHOULD I WEAR
A CUP FOR THIS?
668
00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:55,150
THAT'S BETWEEN
YOU AND YOUR GOD, BILL.
669
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,890
HEY, GEEK.
670
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,860
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
671
00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:15,590
UH...NO. I WAS...
672
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:17,590
I WAS JUST LOOKING
AT A FRIEND OF MINE.
673
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:22,090
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THATILOOK LIKE
A FRIEND OF YOURS?
674
00:28:22,090 --> 00:28:25,100
HEY, KIM,
I THINK HE LIKES YOU.
675
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,070
IS THAT TRUE?
DO YOU LIKE ME?
676
00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:33,570
DO YOULOVEME?
677
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:38,060
UH...I LIKE YOU
LIKE A FRIEND.
678
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,540
I DON'T THINK SO.
679
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:43,050
I THINK YOULIKE ME
LIKE ME.
680
00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:47,050
I THINK YOU
WANT TO KISS ME.
681
00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:48,550
DO YOU
WANT TO KISS ME?
682
00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:52,060
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
683
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:53,520
COME ON.
684
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,030
JUST ONE LITTLE KISS.
685
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:59,030
I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
686
00:28:59,530 --> 00:28:59,530
I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
687
00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:07,470
[SLAM]
688
00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:08,470
IN YOUR DREAMS, GEEK.
689
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,980
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET HER
TO BEAT UP ALAN.
690
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,220
GO.
691
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:22,720
GO.
692
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,360
EH HEH...
693
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,360
WAIT FOR ME, MAN.
694
00:29:31,510 --> 00:29:34,010
BE PREPARED TO
HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN.
695
00:29:40,390 --> 00:29:42,390
CHECK IT OUT, MAN.
696
00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:45,380
THAT'S, UH, 14 MOUNTED TOMS,
697
00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:49,380
8 FLOOR TOMS,
4 SPLASHES, 2 GONGS,
698
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:53,380
10 COWBELLS, 4 RIDES,
5 SNARES, MAN...
699
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:56,390
A ROTO-TOM RACK,
AND IT'S ALL MOUNTED
700
00:29:56,390 --> 00:29:58,890
ON MY INFAMOUS
QUADRUPLE KICK DRUM SYSTEM.
701
00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:02,880
6 MORE PIECES,
I'VE GOT A BIGGER KIT
THAN NEAL PEART FROM RUSH.
702
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,360
YEAH!
703
00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:07,360
[CONFUSED]
THAT'S GREAT, NICK.
704
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,840
LOOK, THESE TEACHERS--
THESE TEACHERS WANT US
TO WORK, YA KNOW?
705
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,340
AND I SAY, "FINE. I'LL WORK,
706
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:17,340
BUT YOU'VE GOTTA
LET ME DO THE KIND OF WORK
THAT I WANNA DO."
707
00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,840
AND FOR ME, LINDSAY, IT'S--
708
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,350
IT'S MY DRUM KIT, MAN.
709
00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:23,850
THIS IS MY PASSION,
YA KNOW?
710
00:30:24,350 --> 00:30:27,350
THIS IS--
THIS IS THE ESSENCE
OF WHO I AM NOW.
711
00:30:27,350 --> 00:30:30,350
BUT BEFORE I HAD THIS,
I WAS LOST, TOO.
712
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,860
YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
713
00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:37,660
YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR REASON
FOR--FOR LIVING. I MEAN...
714
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:43,150
YOU GOTTA FIND YOUR BIG,
GIGANTIC DRUM KIT, YA KNOW?
715
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:49,610
HEY, MAYBE
I'LL BUY A CLARINET.
716
00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:52,610
YEAH.
717
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,480
IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO THE DANCE,
718
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,980
I THOUGHT YOU COULD
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE.
719
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,980
A BUNCH OF GUYS
WHO PLAY A GUITAR
ARE GONNA COME OVER.
720
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,990
WE'RE JUST, UH...
I DON'T KNOW.
721
00:31:02,990 --> 00:31:04,990
WE'RE GONNA TRY PLAYING
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
OR SOMETHIN'.
722
00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,990
JUST TELL YOUR DAD
YOU WENT.
723
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:10,490
I CAN'T LIE TO MY DAD.
724
00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:11,980
REALLY?
725
00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:15,450
YEAH.
726
00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:16,950
OK.
727
00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:19,920
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL YOUR DAD
THAT YOU GOT A DATE?
728
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,920
NO. LISTEN...
729
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,910
I'LL PUT ON A SUIT,
ALL RIGHT?
730
00:31:23,910 --> 00:31:24,910
I'LL COME PICK YOU UP,
731
00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:26,390
TALK NICE TO YOUR DAD,
732
00:31:26,890 --> 00:31:27,890
AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU
TO THE SCHOOL,
733
00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:30,380
AND WE CAN WALK UP TO
THE DOOR OF THE DANCE,
734
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:32,880
AND THEN
WE CAN TAKE OFF.
735
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,340
THAT WAY YOU CAN TELL
YOUR DAD YOU WENT.
YOU WOULDN'T BE LYIN'.
736
00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:37,840
YOU'D REALLY DO THAT?
737
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:38,340
YOU'D REALLY DO THAT?
738
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:41,360
ABSOLUTELY.
739
00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:42,480
[CAR HORN HONKS]
740
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:43,980
AHEM.
741
00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:47,210
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON STEREO]
742
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:49,720
HELLO THERE!
743
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,190
HELLO, JEFF.
744
00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:54,170
GUESS WHO'S IN TROUBLE?
745
00:31:56,090 --> 00:31:58,090
HERE'S THE DEAL:
746
00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:00,590
IF YOU TAKE PART IN
THE ACADEMIC DECATHLON,
747
00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:04,600
I'LL FORGET THIS
EVER HAPPENED.
748
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,600
YOU'RE FORCING ME
TO BE A MATH-LETE?
749
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,600
THAT IS SO NOT FAIR.
750
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,600
THE WORLD IS NOT
BLACK AND WHITE.
751
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,110
IT'S GRAY.
752
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:15,610
AND I REALLY THINK
IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU.
753
00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:17,610
JEFF...
754
00:32:17,610 --> 00:32:19,610
I REALLY CAN'T DO THAT.
755
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:24,620
FINE,MS. WEIR.
756
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:27,620
THEN MAYBE IT'S TIME
FOR SOME TOUGH LOVE.
757
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:30,620
HOW ABOUT I, UH,
CALL YOUR PARENTS,
758
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,130
AND I LET THEM KNOW
THAT THEIR DAUGHTER'S
759
00:32:32,130 --> 00:32:33,630
TURNING INTO A BURNOUT
WHO SKIPS CLASS?
760
00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:34,630
NO.
761
00:32:34,630 --> 00:32:36,130
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
762
00:32:36,130 --> 00:32:39,130
I CAN'T MAKE YOU
BE A MATH-LETE,
763
00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:42,140
BUT I CAN MAKE YOU WORK
THE REFRESHMENT TABLE
764
00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:44,170
AT THE HOMECOMING DANCE.
765
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:47,670
I'LL SEE YA SATURDAY
AT 7:00.
766
00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:50,180
Harold: YOU KNOW
WHO USED TO CUT CLASS?
767
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,660
JIMI HENDRIX.
768
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,160
YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
769
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:56,670
HE DIED, CHOKING
ON HIS OWN VOMIT.
770
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:59,170
DADDY,
I SKIPPED LATIN.
771
00:32:59,170 --> 00:33:03,170
OH, WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO
LEARN ABOUT THAT.
772
00:33:03,170 --> 00:33:05,680
IT'S ONLY THE BUILDING BLOCK
OF OUR LANGUAGE.
773
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,180
WELL, I'M JUST GLAD
YOUR GRANDMOTHER
WASN'T ALIVE
774
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:12,180
TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.
775
00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:14,680
YOU CAN'T CUT CORNERS
IN LIFE!
776
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,690
YOU KNOW WHO CUT CORNERS?
777
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:17,690
KENNEDY.
778
00:33:18,190 --> 00:33:20,190
KENNEDY CUT CORNERS
WHEN HE WAS RUNNING
THE BAY OF PIGS.
779
00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:23,660
A LOT OF GOOD MEN
LOST THEIR LIVES
BECAUSE OF IT.
780
00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,800
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
CUT CORNERS?
781
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,800
JANIS JOPLIN.
782
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,160
DAD!
783
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,170
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
784
00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:32,170
YOU DON'T
MAKE ANY SENSE!
785
00:33:32,670 --> 00:33:34,670
I JUST CUT CLASS,
AND, GUESS WHAT?
786
00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:35,670
EVERYBODY'S STILL ALIVE.
787
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,420
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
788
00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:41,430
[DOOR SLAMS]
789
00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:41,930
[DOOR SLAMS]
790
00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:47,230
YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING,
DON'T YA, SAM?
791
00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:51,220
Y-YEAH.
792
00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:52,220
GOOD.
793
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,720
PASS THE ROLLS.
794
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:54,220
PASS THE ROLLS.
795
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:09,110
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
796
00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:11,110
[DOOR OPENS]
797
00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:15,600
UM...DO YOU WANT ME TO COME--
CAN I COME IN?
798
00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:26,590
DO YOU THINK THAT
ME, NEAL, AND BILL
COULD BEAT UP ALAN?
799
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,510
JUST ALAN?
800
00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:33,510
YEAH.
801
00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:36,020
ALAN AND HIS BUDDIES?
802
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:38,020
MMM...NO TO MAYBE.
803
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:40,390
YEAH. THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.
804
00:34:43,890 --> 00:34:47,890
UM, WHY ARE YOU
THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY?
805
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,470
DID DAD TELL YOU
TO ASK ME THAT?
806
00:34:52,470 --> 00:34:53,470
NO.
807
00:34:53,470 --> 00:34:54,470
MILLIE DID.
808
00:34:54,470 --> 00:34:55,470
AHH...
809
00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,970
THAT FIGURES.
810
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:58,970
FORGET IT.
811
00:34:58,970 --> 00:35:00,970
YOU KNOW, TELL HER TO
MIND HER OWN BUSINESS.
812
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,460
YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE
SHE ASKED ME TO ASK YOU
813
00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:10,970
DOESN'T MEAN I WAS GONNA
TELL HER WHAT YOU SAID.
814
00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:14,870
SAM?
815
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:19,340
DID MOM AND DAD
EVER TELL YOU
816
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:21,340
THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WITH GRANDMA
WHEN SHE DIED?
817
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:21,840
THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WITH GRANDMA
WHEN SHE DIED?
818
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,100
NO.
819
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:24,600
NO.
820
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:26,580
YEAH.
821
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,590
I WENT DOWN
TO THE CAFETERIA
TO GET SOME COFFEE...
822
00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:36,590
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
GRANDMA LOOKED SO
TERRIFIED.
823
00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:39,600
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
824
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,080
[SIGHS]
825
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,600
SHE GRABBED MY HAND
AND TOLD ME SHE
DIDN'T WANT TO GO.
826
00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:49,020
SHE LOOKED SO SCARED,
SAM.
827
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:51,060
SO I SAID,
"WELL, YOU KNOW,
828
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:56,530
CAN YOU SEE GOD
OR HEAVEN OR A LIGHT
OR ANYTHING?"
829
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,580
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
830
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:01,600
"NO.
831
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,070
THERE'S NOTHING."
832
00:36:06,870 --> 00:36:10,430
SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON
ALL HER LIFE,
AND THAT'S WHAT SHE GOT.
833
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:10,940
SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON
ALL HER LIFE,
AND THAT'S WHAT SHE GOT.
834
00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:21,440
SO...
835
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,940
YOU DO THINK THAT
WE COULD BEAT UP ALAN?
836
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:32,980
YEAH.
837
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,990
HE'S A GONER.
838
00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:48,930
♫ OH, MAMA,
I'M IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE ♫
839
00:36:48,930 --> 00:36:53,940
♫ FROM THE LONG ARM
OF THE LAW ♫
840
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:59,410
♫ LAWMAN HAS PUT AN END
TO MY RUNNIN' ♫
841
00:36:59,410 --> 00:37:04,650
♫ AND I'M SO FAR
FROM MY HOME ♫
842
00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:10,150
♫ OH, MAMA,
I CAN HEAR YOU A-CRYIN' ♫
843
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,890
♫ YOU'RE SO SCARED... ♫
844
00:37:11,890 --> 00:37:13,390
OH, MAN, WHERE'S SAM?
845
00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:15,390
IT'S ALMOST 3:00.
ALAN'S GONNA BE HERE.
846
00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:17,890
I'LL BET
HE FORGOT HIS MATH BOOK.
I'M SURE HE'S COMING.
847
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,660
ALL RIGHT.
848
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,160
COLIN!
849
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,670
YOU CAME TO HELP US?
850
00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:24,170
NO WAY. I JUST
CAME TO WATCH.
851
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:25,670
IT SHOULD
BE EXCITING.
852
00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:28,170
UH, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA WIN?
853
00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:30,670
EITHER WAY.
854
00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:32,680
OH, MAN, WHERE'S SAM?
855
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:34,660
SAM.
856
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,660
I CAN'T TALK.
GOTTA FIGHT ALAN.
857
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,270
HI, SAM.
858
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:46,760
OH, HI, CINDY.
859
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,480
WHERE'S SAM♫ IT'S 3:00.
860
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,480
OH, OK.
861
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,480
SO NOW
DON'T LET ALAN
862
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,980
HIT ANY OF YOUR
PRESSURE POINTS
863
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:54,980
BECAUSE
IF HE DOES,
864
00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:56,480
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FEEL ANYTHING,
865
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,480
BUT YOU'LL
DROP DEAD
IN 3 DAYS.
866
00:37:57,980 --> 00:37:57,980
BUT YOU'LL
DROP DEAD
IN 3 DAYS.
867
00:38:00,090 --> 00:38:01,590
OH, MAN, MY STOMACH HURTS.
868
00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:03,590
BILL, YOU'LL BE FINE.
869
00:38:03,590 --> 00:38:05,090
NO, IT REALLY HURTS.
870
00:38:05,090 --> 00:38:07,090
I THINK I SHOULD GO HOME.
871
00:38:07,090 --> 00:38:09,100
THIS IS HOW HOUDINI DIED.
872
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,460
OH, YOU SHOULD
ALWAYS GUARD YOUR FACE
873
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,470
BECAUSE IF THE OTHER GUY
HITS YOU IN THE NOSE,
874
00:38:12,970 --> 00:38:14,470
IT COULD
DRIVE THE NOSE BONE
INTO YOUR BRAIN.
875
00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:16,470
THEN YOU'LL RELEASE
YOUR BOWELS AND DIE.
876
00:38:16,970 --> 00:38:18,090
SHUT UP, WOULD YA?
877
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:19,590
NO. HE'S RIGHT.
878
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:21,590
THERE ARE A LOT OF WAYS
TO DIE IN A FIGHT.
879
00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:24,080
MAYBE WE
SHOULD PUT THIS OFF.
880
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,580
HEY, THERE'S SAM.
881
00:38:25,810 --> 00:38:29,400
SAM!
882
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,130
SAM!
STOP IT.
883
00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:31,630
STOP IT, YOU MORON.
884
00:38:31,630 --> 00:38:33,640
THAT'S NOT SAM.
IT'S ALAN.
885
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,640
WHAT?
886
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,020
SO, UM, WHAT
ARE YOU DOIN'
887
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,030
JUST GOIN' HOME.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
888
00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:41,990
I'M CHEERING
AT THE GAME.
889
00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:43,250
OH.
890
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:44,750
WELL...
891
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,250
YOU'RE DRESSED FOR IT.
892
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:48,750
HA HA HA!
893
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:51,250
WHAT ARE YOU LOSERS
DOIN' ON MY STREET?
894
00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:52,220
NOTHING.
895
00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:53,720
WE'RE KIND OF HERE
TO BEAT YOU UP.
896
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,720
BILL!
897
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,730
WELL, WE ARE.
898
00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,730
AREYOU?
899
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,210
HE'S JUST--
HE'S KIDDING.
900
00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,710
I'M NOT TALKIN'
TO YOU, DORK!
HEH HEH.
901
00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:02,720
HEH HEH. WHAT
ARE YOU LAUGHIN' AT,
PINHEAD?
902
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,180
OH, I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH.
903
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,180
OH, REALLY?
904
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,690
WELL, WATCH THIS.
905
00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:14,330
AH!
906
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,900
YOU ARE SO DEAD.
907
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:26,910
AH!
908
00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:30,290
WELL, UM, I GOTTA
GET OUT THERE.
909
00:39:30,290 --> 00:39:31,290
I'LL SEE YA.
910
00:39:31,790 --> 00:39:33,280
ALL RIGHT. SEE YA.
911
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:35,900
HEY, CINDY?
912
00:39:36,270 --> 00:39:37,880
YEAH?
913
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,000
I WAS WONDERING, UM...
914
00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:46,510
DO, UH...
915
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:54,970
YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?
I'LL KILL YOU!
916
00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:55,470
BRING IT ON.
917
00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:55,970
BRING IT ON.
918
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:01,820
UM...
919
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:02,320
UM...
920
00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:07,660
DO YOU WANNA GO TO
THE HOMECOMING DANCE
WITH ME?
921
00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:10,630
WELL, I'M ALREADY GOING
WITH DAN LEWIS.
922
00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:12,130
HE ASKED ME 2 WEEKS AGO.
923
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:12,640
HE ASKED ME 2 WEEKS AGO.
924
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:17,760
OH, OK. I MEAN...YEAH.
925
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,760
I JUST
THOUGHT I WOULD ASK
926
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,760
JUST IN CASE YOU
DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE
TO GO WITH.
927
00:40:22,230 --> 00:40:23,230
WELL, UM...
928
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,730
I GOTTA GET OUT THERE,
SO I'LL SEE YA.
929
00:40:26,730 --> 00:40:30,240
OH, IF YOU'RE THERE,
I'LL SAVE A DANCE FOR YOU.
930
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,840
OK.
931
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,360
SEE YA.
932
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:35,860
SEE YA.
933
00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:40,050
THAT COULD BE GOOD.
934
00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:42,030
[SIGHS]
935
00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:47,750
GET OFF ME, YOU PSYCHOS!
936
00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:50,260
UNH! AH!
937
00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:51,870
YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT.
938
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:54,380
YOU'RE GONNA BUY ME
A NEW SHIRT!
939
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:56,880
YOU GUYS ARE ALL DEAD, MAN!
REALLY DEAD!
940
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,120
I GOT PUNCHED
IN THE NOSE, BUT--
BUT I'M STILL ALIVE.
941
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,620
I GUESS THE NOSE BONE
MUST HAVE MISSED
MY BRAIN.
942
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,130
YEAH. MY STOMACH
DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE.
943
00:41:10,630 --> 00:41:12,130
MINE DOES.
944
00:41:13,630 --> 00:41:15,100
DID YOU SEE ME?
945
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:16,600
I WAS
TAUNTING HIM.
946
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,600
HE WAS
TERRIFIED.
947
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,600
DID YOU SEE ME?
948
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,610
I HAD HIS ARMS.
TOTALLY SHUT HIM DOWN.
949
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,110
I HAD HIS SHOES.
950
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,110
WAIT A MINUTE.
951
00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:31,750
YOU GUYS FOUGHT ALAN?
952
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,720
NO. WE GOT HIT
BY A CAR.
953
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:36,220
LISTEN, I'M SO SORRY.
954
00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:38,720
I WAS TALKIN' TO CINDY.
955
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,720
YOU REALLY STOOD UP FOR ME.
956
00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,210
YOU SHOULD SEE
HOW HE LOOKS.
957
00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:43,210
WE TORE HIS SHIRT.
958
00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:44,210
YEAH.
959
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,710
SO WHAT'D
SHE SAY?
960
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:47,100
SHE'S GOT A DATE.
961
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,600
SHE'S SAVING A DANCE
FOR ME.
962
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,100
SO YOU'RE GOIN'.
963
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:53,070
YEAH.
964
00:41:53,070 --> 00:41:54,690
YOU'VE GOTTA
SLOWDANCE.
965
00:41:54,690 --> 00:41:58,190
YEAH.
DEFINITELY SLOW.
966
00:41:58,190 --> 00:41:59,190
THANKS.
967
00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:01,690
YOU KNOW, I'LL BE THERE
THE NEXT TIME.
968
00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:04,700
OH, GOD,
I HOPE THERE'S
NOT A NEXT TIME.
969
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:07,570
[STYX'COME SAIL AWAY
PLAYS]
970
00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:08,070
[STYX'COME SAIL AWAY
PLAYS]
971
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:16,030
♫ I'M ♫
972
00:42:16,030 --> 00:42:20,530
♫ SAILING AWAY ♫
973
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:25,530
♫ SET AN OPEN COURSE ♫
974
00:42:25,530 --> 00:42:27,540
♫ FOR THE VIRGIN SEA... ♫
975
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:30,540
LOOK, UH, I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT HAPPY
ABOUT THIS,
976
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:33,040
BUT DON'T MAKE ME
THE BAD GUY HERE.
977
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,540
♫ GOT TO BE FREE ♫
978
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,050
IF THE WORST THING
IN YOUR LIFE
979
00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:37,550
IS SOMEBODY MAKES
YOU GO TO A DANCE,
980
00:42:37,550 --> 00:42:41,550
THEN I'D SAY
YOU HAVE A PRETTY
GOOD LIFE.
981
00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:45,050
♫ THAT'S AHEAD OF ME ♫
982
00:42:45,550 --> 00:42:45,550
♫ THAT'S AHEAD OF ME ♫
983
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,560
♫ ON BOARD, I'M A CAPTAIN d
984
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:54,600
♫ SO CLIMB ABOARD ♫
985
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:59,100
♫ WE'LL SEARCH FOR TOMORROW ♫
986
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:01,450
♫ ON EVERY SHORE ♫
987
00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:03,990
♫ AND I'LL TRY ♫
988
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:09,560
♫ OH, LORD, I'LL TRY ♫
989
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:18,570
♫ TO CARRY ON ♫
990
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:32,590
♫ I LOOK TO THE SEA... ♫
991
00:43:32,590 --> 00:43:33,590
HI, CINDY.
992
00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:36,070
HEY, SAM.
993
00:43:36,070 --> 00:43:40,540
I WAS WONDERING, UM...
994
00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:42,540
YOU SAID YOU'D SAVE
A DANCE FOR ME,
995
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:45,050
SO CAN I HAVE IT NOW?
996
00:43:45,530 --> 00:43:48,520
♫ SOME HAPPY, SOME SAD ♫
997
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,490
I MEAN,
IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY?
998
00:43:50,490 --> 00:43:52,450
I'M NOT BUSY.
999
00:43:52,450 --> 00:43:54,440
♫ OF CHILDHOOD FRIENDS ♫
1000
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,410
♫ AND THE DREAMS WE HAD ♫
1001
00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:03,420
?
♫ WE LIVED HAPPILY FOREVER
1002
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,920
♫ SO THE STORY GOES ♫
1003
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,420
♫ BUT SOMEHOW
WE MISSED OUT ♫
1004
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:14,410
♫ ON THE POT OF GOLD ♫
1005
00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:16,900
♫ BUT WE'LL TRY ♫
1006
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:23,370
♫ BEST THAT WE CAN ♫
1007
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:28,370
♫ TO CARRY ON ♫
1008
00:44:28,370 --> 00:44:30,360
[TEMPO OF SONG PICKS UP]
1009
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,860
COME ON, SAM.
1010
00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:43,320
♫ A GATHERING OF ANGELS ♫
1011
00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:46,830
♫ APPEARED ABOVE MY HEAD ♫
1012
00:44:46,830 --> 00:44:49,830
♫ THEY SANG TO ME
THIS SONG OF HOPE ♫
1013
00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:52,830
♫ AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SAID ♫
1014
00:44:52,830 --> 00:44:53,970
♫ THEY SAID ♫
1015
00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:54,970
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1016
00:44:55,470 --> 00:44:56,470
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1017
00:44:56,970 --> 00:45:00,470
♫ COME SAIL AWAY
WITH ME, LADS ♫
1018
00:45:00,470 --> 00:45:03,940
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1019
00:45:03,940 --> 00:45:05,940
♫ COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1020
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:08,450
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1021
00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:10,420
♫ COME SAIL AWAY... ♫
1022
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:12,920
WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT, LINDSAY?
1023
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,420
I THINK I'M GONNA
DANCE WITH ELI.
1024
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:18,420
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
JEFF.
1025
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:19,930
UH, LINDS?
1026
00:45:19,930 --> 00:45:22,930
MAYBE YOU SHOULD START
CALLING ME MR. ROSSO
AGAIN.
1027
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,970
♫ I THOUGHT THAT
THEY WERE ANGELS ♫
1028
00:46:00,970 --> 00:46:03,720
♫ BUT TO MY SURPRISE ♫
1029
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:07,220
?Y CLIMBED ABOARD
THEIR STARSHIP RISE THE?
1030
00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:10,730
♫ WE HEADED FOR THE SKIES ♫
1031
00:46:10,730 --> 00:46:14,710
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1032
00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:16,700
NOW, THAT'S
THE PERFECT COUPLE.
1033
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,700
I MEAN, THEY GOT
SOME CHEMISTRY--OW!
1034
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:19,700
SHUT UP!
1035
00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:20,700
WHAT DID I DO?
1036
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:23,660
♫ SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1037
00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:25,160
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1038
00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:26,660
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1039
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:30,160
♫ COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1040
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,170
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1041
00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:36,670
♫ COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1042
00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:39,670
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1043
00:46:39,670 --> 00:46:43,180
♫ COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1044
00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:46,180
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1045
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:49,680
♫ COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1046
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,680
♫ COME SAIL AWAY ♫
1047
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,190
♫ COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1048
00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:55,690
♫ COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME ♫
1049
00:46:58,070 --> 00:47:00,790
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1050
00:47:00,790 --> 00:47:03,800
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1051
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,800
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