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Make My Heart Smile

Episode 3
Secret romance? That’s thrilling!

Her.

OK.

Gu Yanluo and Ye Zhenhan

will be in a group.

- Are you Ye Zhenhan?
- Well done, well done.

- Aren’t you Lu Yao?
- Very well chosen.

- How can I use my real name
- Straight A students.

- when I practice fraud at other people’s home?
- Very well chosen.

- A girl must protect herself well.
- OK, class.

Next, please open your textbook.

Ye Zhenhan

What is sociology?

Are you OK?

- Are we enemies?
- Just as we are constantly dealing with

economic problems,

Turns out you are

- Ye Zhenhan.
- we are also constantly dealing with

- Well done.
- sociological problems.

From family relations to work relations,

from marriage and childbirth to childrearing.

Yuanqing, why did Prince Charming join a group
with that blockhead?

First of all, each of us

has social attributes.

Yanluo would of course choose a partner

who’d not drag down his grades

while also being honest and docile.

But I still think

you and Prince Charming are the best
combination.

Sociology focuses on objective

and measurable social phenomena.

Which page are we exactly on?

It studies the social foundations of
economic phenomena.

There’s even this kind of stock-in-trade.

No turning of pages, no note-taking.

Have you seen enough?

Ye Zhenhan.

Here.

Ye,

could you please answer my question?

What question?

Yes.

Gu’s side face is quite handsome indeed,

but you can’t take his side face

as the course you are taking.

You should also listen to what I say
when necessary,

OK?

OK, go on to

answer the question raised just now.

What’s wrong with you?

You don’t know what the question is?

Just now Xia

brought up Mrs. Machlup’s Wardrobe Theory.

Explain it to us.

I know what a wardrobe is.

I’m also good at wardrobe design.

But who is Mrs. Machlup?

Why is the finance major related to wardrobes?

Ye Zhenhan.

Sir,

I’d like to leave it to my partner Gu Yanluo.

You are afraid the top student

would drag your grades down, aren’t you?

Sir,

since Gu has volunteered to choose me
as his partner,

I’d also like to find out

my future partner’s actual strength.

I decline.

I’m also looking forward to Ye’s answer.

Sir, as you said just now,

the duo’s final score will be group-based.

I’m not being skeptical of Gu’s ability,

but the telepathic understanding of the two
is also very important.

Gu,

I’m really disappointed with your attitude.

That makes sense too.

So, Gu,

would you like to help your partner?

Mrs. Machlup’s Wardrobe Theory means

Machlup compared the monetary authorities’

behavior of increasing currency reserves

to maintain financial stability

to his wife’s pursuit of

new clothes in her wardrobe.

Technically speaking,

it is a half-joking metaphor.

Well done.

OK, you can both sit down.

Back to the content we are going to
look at in this lecture.

- Were you provoking me? //
- French sociologist…

Flirting with you?

Gu, have you heard of

an Internet buzzword called

Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

Good job.

Listen.

Paying by instalments is cancelled.

Is that clear?

You go back on your word!

Be attentive in class.

Comte was the first to propose

the new term sociology

and pioneered the framework and conception
of sociology.

He pointed out that

human society is marked by unitarity.

The sensibilities of human nature…

Handsome guy, I’m in the wrong.

And the intelligence of human nature

are the tools to propel social development.

An ideal society should be one

where everybody has positivistic thinking,

entrepreneurs or scientists are in power…

Gu, a generous man never remembers
past wrongs.

There is no war,

and a very orderly industrial society.

Everybody has one goal, which is…

I’m sorry.

Ye Zhenhan.

- Here.
- What happened?

I was picking up my pen.

OK.

I thought there was a scene of Havoc in Heaven.

Be attentive in class.

What a nice smell!

It tastes good.

Zhenhan.

Jiuyue, what brings you here?

There’s something on the corner of your mouth.

Wipe it off yourself.

Zhenhan, what’s wrong with you these days?

You are a bit unlike your usual self.

My usual self?

No, I’ve been doing well.

I’ve done the math carefully just now.

Plus today,

it’s been eight days since you stopped
calling me back,

three days since you
stopped going to the library with me,

and in the morning,

you were running away at a speed of 5km/hour.

It appears,

Zhenhan, you are shunning me.

No.

I was late this morning.

I didn’t see you in the teaching building.

Besides, my cellphone was kaput and I’ve just
got it fixed.

That explains it.

Do… Do you have classes tomorrow?

Let’s go to the library together.

Same as usual. You work, and I read.

No, no, no.

I work, and you read.

You work, and I read?

Are you sure you didn’t get the wrong script?

How come they are together?

Mr. Playboy,

how are you getting on with the thing

I asked you to find out for me last time?

Rest easy.

I know the color of every female cat on campus.

Such a trifle of yours…

Can you not talk in such a disgusting way?

If you get it done,

I’ll immediately ask pretty girls

to play Penta Kill game with you this evening.

OK?

Lu Yao

doesn’t seem to be a student of our
main campus.

I heard

she’s the beauty queen of the Fashion Design
Department on the branch campus.

It’s said

she has fair skin, a pretty face and long legs

with shapely boobs and butts.

Hang on, hang on.

Well,

is the Fashion Design Department so short of
beauties now?

Besides, setting aside fair skin and
pretty face,

but long legs, shapely boobs and butts,

is that how the girl

we saw at the banquet last night looked like?

That’s the case indeed.

Well, can you do it or not?

Isn’t your so-called campus belle sniper

the tagline of a fake advert?

Gu Siwan.

What?

You can insult my IQ,

but you can’t insult my EQ.

Got it?

By the way, Zhenhan,

you usually practice English

in the lakeside corridor from 12 to 1
every noon.

Why did you come so early today?

No wonder I couldn’t find you there.

If I come at that time,

I can’t even buy some bone dregs.

I read it from the Internet that

it’s very ineffective to memorize English words
on an empty stomach,

so I’ve decided to study on a full stomach
from now on.

No.

You usually don’t like surfing the Internet.

Oh no, serial traps.

Zhenhan,

will I give myself away on the very first day
of disguising as you?

I found

I can also learn a lot of knowledge online.

Let’s eat first. The dishes are getting cold.

Isn’t this too much?

She’s just started to date my cousin brother,

then she came to the canteen

to eat spareribs with another young dude

in a lovey-dovey way.

This won’t do. I must go teach her a lesson.

Yanluo!

Cousin.

What’s up?

I…

Cousin, wait here.

I’m gonna enforce justice on behalf of Heaven.

Enforce justice on behalf of Heaven?

Zhenhan.

You usually eat very fast

to make more time for study.

You swallow as many as 40 times per minute.

Why today…

Are you feeling unwell?

Lu Yao, what a coincidence today!

Isn’t that your girlfriend?

She’s not my girlfriend.

She’s not your girlfriend?

She’s Ye Zhenhan.

The one who’s taken away your place for
the Challenge Cup?

Well, where is all this coming from?

It’s very simple.

She’s not my girlfriend.

Her name is not Lu Yao either.

She lied to us.

You’ve mistaken her for someone else.

Her name is Ye Zhenhan.

What?

Yan Jiuyue,

I’ve got things to do. I’m off for now.

I’ll see you in the library tomorrow.

Go, go, go.

Where are we going?

I haven’t eaten my spareribs yet.

You usually call me Jiuyue.

Slow down.

Why were you pulling me?

And why did the boy in the canteen

call you…

Ye Zhenhan?

That’s a long story.

Since it’s a long story,

just cut the long story short.

Anyway, I’m not gonna let you go

if you don’t make it clear today.

Siwan,

think about it.

Your cousin brother is both handsome and cool.

He’s Prince Charming of our Charlotte College

and Mr. McDreamy in the hearts of all the girls
of our college.

What’s wrong with you?

No, no.

This is different from what you said when
you were drinking last night.

This is not the point.

The point is

your cousin brother has a lot of fans on campus.

In order to protect me

from being dissed by other girls,

he wants us to keep a low profile,

so I don’t use my real name when I go out.

I see.

You guys keep a low profile.

- Yes.
- And have a fake name.

So… Secret romance.

Siwan, you are so clever.

Oh my goodness. This is so thrilling!

In this case,

you two are simply having a monetary
transaction

which has nothing to do with relationships?

That’s right.

Do you really not like her?

Not at all.

Then how dare you take her home?

It was a move out of helplessness.

But what’s done by night appears by day, bro.

I won’t let things get out of control.

So make sure you don’t let Siwan know.

But Siwan has gone to see her already.

Here, here.

Hurry up!

I tell you what,

we’ve all been taken for a ride.

What did she tell you?

Anyway, what she should tell me and
what she shouldn’t,

she told it all.

Siwan, your cousin brother

might have done it out of helplessness.

The two of them are in a secret relationship!

This is really once in a blue moon.

My cousin brother is doing such a thrilling
thing with his first date.

Auntie and I were worried

he’d be obtuse and slow about it.

It seems we worried too much.

But I don’t object to

their secret relationship.

But concealment of marriage is a no-no.

Our Gu family will surely hold a high-profile
wedding,

as you know.

Is that really what she told you?

More or less.

I’m so smart anyway.

I’m sure she wouldn’t lie to me.

But I think

Lu Yao…

No, no, Ye Zhenhan

enjoyed eating spareribs with that boy

in the canteen so much just now.

You must remind my cousin brother.

He can’t let down his guard

because of his excessive superiority, right?

That makes sense.

Life is so hard.

This is just the first day,

and I got lethal serial bombings.

But thanks to my quick wits,

I got things under control and didn’t
let them fall apart.

Something comes up. Let’s meet.

Who do you think I am?

You ask me to come and meet whenever you want?

I’m busy.

We must meet,

or the interest rate will be up by 1%.

If you insist on meeting,

come to the supermarket where I work part-time.

Evil creditor.

The fish for today? So ugly.

A secret relationship?

Who gave you the nerve

to instill such a terrible idea

into my cousin sister’s mind?

I thought we’d never meet again.

Who would have known I’d meet you again?

What’s more, I did it also for your good.

Or when your cousin sister comes to ask me,

shall I say I was a fake girlfriend you hired?

OK, since we can’t avoid crossing paths,

let’s make three rules.

All right.

As long as the conditions are not over-the-top,

I offer very good after-sales service.

First,

don’t tell anybody

we once pretended to be a couple.

Afraid of splashes?

OK.

Who would tell everybody that
they are a liar?

Second,

don’t have any private contact

with people around me.

OK.

I don’t want to.

Third,

don’t attempt to have any contact with me
on campus.

OK.

No.

I seem to be in the same group with you.

And it is you who forced me to.

Except in class.

What’s more, don’t play with such a
dangerous object.

Is this the fourth rule

or a kind reminder?

Hello, are your fishes fresh?

Yes, very fresh.

Which one would you like?

Are they really fresh?

It looks to me like few people are buying.

How can that be?

Isn’t there one here?

Look at this customer’s way of dressing.

You can tell at a glance he has good taste.

He happens to want to try a slice of salmon
I cut.

What?

Didn’t you want to try it just now?

You can ask him in a while.

Here, ah…

Gu Yanluo,

if you don’t eat,

our three rules will be nullified at once.

I’m gonna ask Auntie Gu to have afternoon tea
with me later.

Be good. Ah…

You offer very good services.

It’s a must.

Ask him whether it tastes good or not.

No, no, no.

I’d better try it myself.

There’s also a beauty to feed it to me.

Here, here, here. Ah…

Is it tasty?

At this nerd’s speed,

how long am I gonna be stuck here?

My takeout delivery orders for the whole day…

What’s the time?

Why… Why do you come over here?

I get tired from reading and want to do some
exercise.

Zhenhan, you…

This book is on the upper shelf.

Let me pass it to you.

You didn’t like doing this before.

You said it was a waste of time

and you only came here to study every time.

I’m in my junior year.

I should take part in some social practice.

By the way, can I apply for

a job at the library too?

In this way, I can both do exercise and read
books.

How nice!

Let’s go and apply for it now.

Don’t worry.

You won’t be tired with me by your side.

This looks nice.

Are you done with the formalities?

Shall we start?

Are you all right?

I’m OK.

Does it hurt?

No.

Really not?

Ye Zhenhan, you are quite changeable indeed.

You are not coming to the library as president
of Student’s Union

to have a chat with me, are you?

We are here for an inspection.

Please provide

the book register and the list of reported
losses.

I’ll go get them for you.

Make an inventory of

lost and damaged books here.

You, please

take me to the borrowing area

for an inspection on the management of books.

I’ll take you there.

And you,

you need to provide assistance here.

Go.

Let’s go inside to have a look.

Non-standard hygiene. Points deducted.

Someone specially made rules yesterday

to keep a distance,

and specially came today for nitpicking.

Routine work excepted.

Yes, you are right in everything.

The Chomsky-Foucault Debate,

why is it placed here?

Non-standard. Points deducted.

Well, I’m tired from walking and stretching
my legs.

Bring me that book.

The one on the outer edge?

Here you are.

How to Improve Language Expression Ability

First tell me,

what do you check this book for?

Whether it has any damages.

Gu Yanluo, are you doing it on purpose?

This book is so old.

How can it have no damages?

You are indeed here for nitpicking.

I’m just carrying out my routine duties.

You abuse public power for personal revenge.

- Give it to me.
- No.

I won’t give it to you.

I won’t, I won’t, I won’t.

Give it to me.

Hi, Lu Yao.

Go to class?

Roll call?

OK, OK, OK. I’ll be right there.

I have an emergency. Go to someone else.

Class,

today we are going to look at

the three rules of color matching for clothes.

The first one is

you definitely can’t go wrong by matching

colors of the same color scheme together.

For instance, pink with red,

rose red with strawberry red.

In our daily life,

we also see achromatic colors.

Green with orange,

white with black.

Class,

as we can see, the colors on the model

are royal blue and red.

Red is a very strong color

which if excessively used

will have an overwhelming sensory effect,

especially vermillion.

The student who has just come in.

Yes, you.

Please come up to demonstrate for us

the application of Hans Hofmann’s arts.

Hans Hofmann

was hailed as Father of Abstract Expressionism.

He had an exceedingly unrestrained soul.

He was bold in using colors

and very good at using contrast colors and
complementary colors.

For instance, the color of my clothes today

is quite suitable for contrast colors.

Ma’am, that’s my answer.

Go back to your seat.

Remember to come to class on time next time.

Go back.

Thanks, ma’am.

All right, class,

now let’s use the materials on our hands

to match colors freely

and experience how they feel.

Judging from what you say,

did she use a fake name?

Exactly.

From given name to last name, it can’t be
more fake.

As I said,

my son is not a blockhead.

Good shot, good shot.

He’s really met the one that makes his heart
flip.

He’s even learnt the trick of secret romance.

Be quick to tell me more.

Anyway, Ye Zhenhan

has very good grades.

Though certainly
not as good as my cousin brother.

By the way,

she’s the one who took away my cousin brother’s

place for the Challenge Cup.

Really?

I begin to like her more and more.

That’s great.

This girl is really nice.

Well, Auntie.

Was my cousin brother given to you for free
when you prepaid your phone bills?

How can you be like this?

I tell you what,

after all these years, I’ve finally found
someone

who can get the better of that brat.

I just regret that

on that day,

I didn’t get to know more about her

on every side.

How does this sound?

Let’s ask her out for dinner

and get to know her again.

What’s going on?

All-around campus beau with an IQ of 200

becomes a dud once joining the game.

Same to you.

I guarantee I can lead my teammates to win.

I can’t lead at all.

What are you doing there?

Turn back. Be quick.

I’m waiting for you. Save me quickly.

How can you do this?

Up, up, up.

I did it. I did it. I did it.

Wait a minute.

Let me show you. Let me show you.

I’m coming. I’m coming.

What are you...

- Group fight is about to begin.
- Hi, Mom.

Brat, I’m formally notifying you

to bring Ye Zhenhan back home next week
for dinner.

Don’t reject. Don’t ask for leave,
Don’t be late.

Don’t, don’t, don’ts for everything.

Bye.

From your mother?

She deserves to be a strong businesswoman.

She means what she says. Hats off to her.

But how long are you gonna let Ye Zhenhan

pretend?

Auntie can tell if a jadeite is a knockoff

by touching it with her eyes closed.

So far it looks like Ye Zhenhan is good at
playing to the score.

She can switch freely between different
personae.

I think she can handle it.

Little Luo,

you have a cold fish persona from start
to finish.

A perfect lady killer.

Come on, let’s go on.

Come on, come on. Don’t use plug-ins.

Lu Yao,

life is so hard for me.

What’s wrong?

I’m dog-tired after having classes and
doing part-time jobs every day.

When I go to college,

I have to deal with the weirdos of
the Finance Department.

I feel I’m either being trapped or abused
every day.

You really can’t tough it out?

Why don’t you come back?

No.

Life treats me like cannon fodder,

but I’ll just fly as I like.

As long as I’m not abused to death,

I’ll definitely live to be my best self.

But if you go on flying as you like,

our livestream studio is gonna close down.

Count the days yourself. When was the last time
we launched something new?

The clothes I livestream every day

nauseate me.

Lu Yao, give me a couple of days more.

I’ll surely present you with the design draft
in two days.

Don’t be in too much of a rush.

Anyway, thanks to my beauty,

it can still last some time.

Just take it as if I’m investing with
my beauty.

Lu Yao, you are the greatest.

I’m in your debt.

Are you going out again?

The cold drink shop is doing a sales promotion.

The shop owner asks me to give a hand.

With double pay.

I’m off.

Hello, boss, I’ll be right there.

It’s me, Gu Yanluo.

It’s you?

New ice-cream cones for summer,
buy one and get one free!

Hottie, sample it.

Buy one and get one free.

Super big ice-cream cones.

Have a look.

Ice-cream cones, buy one and get one free!

Young lady.

Ice-cream cones, buy one and get one free!

Hottie, would you like to have a taste?

Our new ice-cream cones.

Ice-creams buy one and get one free.

Welcome to have a taste, guys.

Handsome guy.

Come on, have a taste.

Buy one and get one free with a discount.

Every time I see this woman,

she’s got a different look.

Ice-creams, buy one and get one free!

Hottie.

Ice-cream cones on special offer!

Zihan.

Sorry, I’m sorry.

It’s OK.

Ice-creams, buy one and get one free!

Not to be missed!

What show are you putting on again this time?

Dear customer,

would you like to taste our newly launched

super big ice-cream cones?

I need you to have dinner with my mom.

I’m not going.

Let go of your hand.

You haven’t answered me yet.

We have three rules in place.

No contact with people around you.

Pretend to be my girlfriend again.

The terms are negotiable.

Such a man like you who’s fussy, bad-tempered

and requires complicated after-sales services

has been on my blacklist long ago.

Loosen your hand!

So… So… Sorry.

Are you addicted to ripping clothes?

Come on, come on, come on. Ah…

Is it tasty?

What mischief are you up to?

You even dare to stare at me.

Sir, sir,

don’t take offense. Don’t take offense.

Sir, thank you for your help.

Please move aside if you are not buying.

Who says I’m not buying?

I’ll take all your fishes.

Can you eat them all up?

I can feed them to cats.

You…

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