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hello everyone i'm
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elf fizzy and i'm elf tizzy
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welcome to santaland at the northridge
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mall
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now before we line you up for santa
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there's some elves that would like to
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sing for you
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well that sounds nice i wonder what
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they'll sing i'm probably some pretty
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basic christmas junk
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kind be fun okay and just so you know
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the singing elves are not the ones on
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the poster the website
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or from our very deep bench of
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understudies
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these two work in the mall and they fit
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the costume
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uh-huh here they are those people hi
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i'm donna duprees and i'm wondrous
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williams
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wondrous and i work at the hair
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extensions kiosk in the mall
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more than that we are entertainers
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and the first song is about the spatial
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problems that santa may have around
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chimneys
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[Music]
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wig white black boot wide belt red suit
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beard groomed lipped purse enters the
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room
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[Music]
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y'all
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what was that i mean i wanted let it
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snow that felt
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drunk it felt very todrick hall to me
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who's that oh he's great he's a dynamic
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gender-bending performer his songs make
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you want to
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shake your boozy boozy where's this
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coming from dave
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what's wrong with mrs claus wondrous i
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don't know dondre
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she seems frustrated sexually well maybe
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she has womanly needs that aren't being
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met
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well who on earth would do that to her
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exactly
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while santa's clowning in his sleigh mrs
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c comes out to play
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mrs claus don't give no f she gives her
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cookie to the
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l girl what did that girl just say girl
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needs that thought with a d if you give
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an f
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l please long one out to me me all of
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our amps are what
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don't
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oh my god am i being sensitive or was
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that song about mrs claus needing to get
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my elves of course
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the relationship is open it's fluid it's
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very todrick okay
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who are you today and who introduced you
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to this todrick
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miss d'andra who was that we know all
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the same people
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maybe you do and now we'd like to
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introduce you to the writer of our songs
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little tony garage little tony get out
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here merry christmas to the children
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little tony is there anything you'd like
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to say before this next song yes
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this song was written as an homage to my
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mother the mother of the house miss
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buffet styles
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it was written at 5 00 a.m when i was
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skiing with miss
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connie see what i'm saying the snow that
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goes
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up thunderstand the snorty snow
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thanks for connie for the clarifications
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let's do this
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santa's tired he's a brother worked all
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night he needs a bum
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do that
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what did that girl just say girl i don't
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know until you play
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i don't love that that song was about
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doing
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but i do like that this is the first
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time i've ever seen you happy
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i'm glad you noticed merry christmas
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baby
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girl what did that girl just say i don't
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like that for you6232
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