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You know, I was really worried
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when Benny left,
but so far, so good.
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We're doing fine without him.
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We're actually making
record time today.
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You know, I gotta say,
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Wagon Master Zeke is
really doing it for me.
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What do you say we put
this thing on autopilot
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and join the
Two Mile Per Hour Club?
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Pru, how can you even suggest
something like that?
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My wife is in the back
of this wagon.
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But when we get
to the next rest stop,
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definitely.
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What was that?
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Great.
We've got a flat ox.
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Come on, Claire,
break time's over.
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Surprise, surprise.
One day without Benny
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and the reverend
got us stuck out here.
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Just... just give me a minute.
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Okay?
I can handle this.
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Claire, what are you
doing to me?
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You are making me look
like an idiot out here. Get up!
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Come on, Claire, don't do this
to me, I am begging you.
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Just one more minute.
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We'll be ready to go.
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Look, I am sorry I got angry
with you earlier.
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Just, what do you want?
I'll give you anything!
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Do you want grass?
I'll give you so much grass.
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You want drugs? You want
sexual favours from other cows?
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You are making me look
like an asshole, Claire!
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Come on, get up!
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Yeah, we might need Benny.
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Yeah, right.
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Me spending my life with
a bunch of stupid farmers?
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Ha! I'm Benny the Teen,
god damn it!
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I don't need Trig or the Rev,
or anybody.
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Long as I got you, alcohol.
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No, baby!
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Don't do this to me!
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This is rock bottom!
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I see.
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This is rock bottom.
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Hyah!
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Where am I?
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Hyah!
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So this is where my story ends.
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Murdered by a bunch of
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bloodthirsty monsters from hell.
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You know we speak English.
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You do?
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Well, in that case,
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bloodthirsty monsters
from... heaven?
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You have trespassed
on Blackfoot land.
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I am Chief Sleeping Bear
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and this is
my lead warrior, Sheila.
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Sheila?
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I didn't expect that.
I have an Aunt Sheila.
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Aah!
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Who are you? And what
are you doing on our land?
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Hey! Back off, toots.
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You don't know who you're
messing with here.
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I'm Benny the Teen.
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Who?
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That makes sense.
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You guys are
pretty isolated out here.
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Well, back in civilisation,
I'm kinda infamous
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as a dangerous
young outlaw prince.
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You?
Young and dangerous?
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Look at you! Clearly you are
some sort of elder
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for your people.
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"Hey, I'm Benny the Teen!
Bing bing!
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"My back!
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My back!"
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Okay, come on, guys.
Words hurt.
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I think I'll spare your life,
so you can continue
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to entertain us
as some sort of human joke.
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Gee, thanks.
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Sheila will take care of you.
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What? Why me?
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You found him.
He's your responsibility.
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Start grinding.
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If I have to keep you,
you might as well be useful.
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I hope you're
considering escaping.
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I would love to put
one of these arrows
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in the back of your skull.
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What's the point?
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If I'm not Benny the Teen,
then who am I?
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Just a big stinkin' nobody,
that's who.
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God, your energy today.
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What am I grinding here, anyway?
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The skulls of your enemies?
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It's corn, for making cornbread.
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You guys make bread?
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I didn't realise Indians
eat human food.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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What exactly do you think
native people are?
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Just the usual stuff...
That you're the spawn of Satan,
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you talk to ghosts and animals,
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and you're friends with trees?
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First of all, we are human.
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You don't say?
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We're actually hundreds of
different tribes,
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each with its own unique
history and culture.
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You are blowing my mind here.
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And I'll bet that stuff
about you scalping people
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is just a dirty lie, too...
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Don't worry about that one.
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Hello, everyone!
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My name is General Puddin
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from the United States Bureau
of Indian Affairs.
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I come with a generous
and exciting offer
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for your people... new land!
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It's a cozy little spot
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about a quarter the size
of your current place,
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mostly salt flats,
but there is a good view
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of a swamp,
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and the best part is it's just
a hop, skip,
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and a thousand-mile march
away from here.
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So? Are you gonna do it
or are you gonna do it?
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Or are you gonna do it?
General.
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We've already been forced
to move several times,
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each time to land worse
than before.
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Right, well...
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I promise that that won't...
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Sorry.
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I can't say that
without laughing.
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It's not gonna happen again.
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[It's gonna... clears throat]
It'll be different this time.
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Sounds like a crummy deal to me.
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We accept.
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- What?
- All right.
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Congrats on your new home.
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I'm sure you'll all love it!
Okay.
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Chief, why'd you take that deal?
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If I'd refused, they would've
returned with an army.
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- There's no other way.
- But what if there was?
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Hey, why don't I talk to Puddin?
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I bet I could convince him
to let you guys stay.
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Don't you see?
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Fate brought me here
for a reason.
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I lost my identity and
you're giving me a new one.
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I can save your land
and your people
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from the outside world.
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Like a white saviour?
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Hey, I like that.
Did you just make that up?
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Okay, sure.
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- Chief...
- What have we got to lose?
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Might as well give him a shot.
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Hey, is it cool
if I did one of those...
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Whoa!
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No, I just...
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We've tried negotiating
with men like Puddin before.
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It never ends well.
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Well, that's because
you've never had
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Benny the White Saviour
on your team.
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You do realise that
what you're doing is, like,
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completely racist, right?
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I think you're confused.
I'm helping you.
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So I'm actually
the opposite of racist.
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You know what? Why don't we
play the quiet game
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until we get to the fort?
Suit yourself.
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Halt!
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What is your purpose?
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Greetings unto you.
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We request parlay
with General Puddin.
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I don't know why
he's talking like that.
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You can pass.
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But the Injun stays here.
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It's okay. I got this.
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White saviour!
Pew pew!
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You again.
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Escaped from those savages
on your own, have you?
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Actually, I'm here
on their behalf
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to protect their land.
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Now, why would you want to do
a silly thing like that?
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Because we had them all wrong.
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They're people,
just like you and me.
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They laugh, they sing and dance.
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How they dance.
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Actually, I'm just assuming
that last part.
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I only met them
a couple of hours ago.
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Look, I appreciate your visit,
but unfortunately,
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their land is far too
valuable for us to give up.
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Well, what are we
talking about here?
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Oil, gold?
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Much better.
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My friend, we are talking
about nothing less
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than the future of America.
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Behold, the shopping mall.
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Ooh.
What is it?
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Imagine dozens of name-brand
stores all under one roof.
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Apparel, home décor,
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an entire store
just for containers.
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And who can resist...
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flavoured soft pretzels?
Care for a sample?
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Is that sour cream and onion?
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It's whatever you want it to be.
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No. I'm sorry,
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but that land belongs
to the Blackfoot.
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They're not moving,
and that's final.
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Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
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In that case,
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we'll just have to eradicate
their entire village.
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- Wait, what?
- Guards!
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This can't be happening!
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I'm just as upset as you are.
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I mean, who could've guessed
that the white man
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could be so cruel and greedy?
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Okay.
Every single one of you.
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Okay. My bad.
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If it's war they want,
it's war they will get.
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We will fight.
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And we will win!
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Yeah! Let's kick
some army butt!
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All right, everyone,
hands in the middle!
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Blackfoot, on three.
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- One...
- Yeah, I kinda meant
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like, we will fight,
and we will win.
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Yeah, I'm starting to agree
with Sheila on this one.
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Perhaps you've done enough
helping for the day?
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No, no, I wouldn't hear of it.
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You helped me realise
how special I really am.
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So I am with you
until the bitter end,
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and that's final.
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Don't shoot the arrow,
be the arrow!
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What the hell?
This thing is broken!
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Are you sure you don't
want any help?
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Don't worry about me, bro.
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After all, I'm helping you guys.
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Remember that.
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He's going to get us all killed.
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That one's got some zing on it!
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We just need to find a way
to get him to leave. But how?
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He genuinely thinks
he's the chosen one
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and we should all be
kissing his special butt.
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Maybe we can use that
to our advantage.
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- Aah!
- Sorry, fella.
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For what it's worth,
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I did yell "fore."
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Right? Back me up on this.
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- Benny.
- Excuse me.
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I've consulted
with the village elders
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and we have decided to make you
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an honorary member of the tribe.
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You really mean it, chief?
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Of course! But first,
you must undergo
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the traditional rite of passage.
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Sounds sacred and magical.
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What you're gonna want to do
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is walk in a straight line
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away from the village.
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Until I find my spirit animal.
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Okay, sure, yeah.
We'll go with that, and...
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But the main point is
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that you just keep walking
and walking
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and no matter how far you go,
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we want you to go
just a little bit farther.
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Got it.
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Shoot.
259
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,504
If I go now,
won't I miss the battle?
260
00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:45,423
We promise we won't start
without our white saviour.
261
00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:46,663
Right.
262
00:11:46,764 --> 00:11:48,344
Well, wish me luck.
263
00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:50,224
Good luck.
264
00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:52,303
Bye.
265
00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:55,663
That is the dumbest man
I have ever seen.
266
00:11:55,764 --> 00:11:57,764
Told you.
267
00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:06,383
Spirit animal?
Spirit animal?
268
00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:09,083
Where the hell
is this damn thing?
269
00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:18,963
There it is.
270
00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:22,504
My spirit animal.
271
00:12:22,604 --> 00:12:24,383
And it looks so real.
272
00:12:26,403 --> 00:12:27,864
Hey, hey, hey!
273
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:31,663
Whoa! Whoa! Of course,
you're a rattlesnake!
274
00:12:31,764 --> 00:12:33,303
You shed your old skin
275
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:37,123
to be something even greater
than before. Like me.
276
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,864
The pain!
277
00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:44,623
Okay.
278
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,024
One last chance.
279
00:12:46,123 --> 00:12:48,024
Surrender or die.
280
00:12:48,123 --> 00:12:50,224
And I give you the same option.
281
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,183
Your grave will be
the perfect spot
282
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,504
for my shopping mall's
dancing fountain.
283
00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:56,663
I hope you like
vocal jazz standards
284
00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:58,264
for the rest of eternity!
285
00:12:58,364 --> 00:13:00,583
Hey guys!
286
00:13:00,683 --> 00:13:01,823
What's going on here?
287
00:13:01,923 --> 00:13:04,104
Shit.
Hey Benny.
288
00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:05,303
How'd you get back so soon?
289
00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:07,663
Well, I found my spirit animal.
290
00:13:07,764 --> 00:13:09,464
It was a snake. See?
291
00:13:09,563 --> 00:13:11,623
- Definitely infected.
- Gross.
292
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,943
Were you about to start
the battle without me?
293
00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,543
It's starting maybe
sometime soonish?
294
00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,734
These things never
start on time, really.
295
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,129
You said you were gonna
wait for me.
296
00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:23,134
Ooh. Awkward.
297
00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:25,052
Look, we just don't
want you here.
298
00:13:25,153 --> 00:13:26,734
You are not our white saviour!
299
00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:30,134
You're just an idiot
who's made everything worse.
300
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:31,693
Now get out of here.
301
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,254
Scat!
302
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,472
- Are we doing this?
- Okay.
303
00:13:50,712 --> 00:13:52,254
Hey, do you have a second?
304
00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:53,732
Can it wait?
I'm a little bit busy.
305
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,494
Actually, it can't, so.
306
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,134
Sure, what's up?
307
00:13:59,232 --> 00:14:00,614
I'm confused.
308
00:14:00,712 --> 00:14:02,769
Everything was adding up
to me being the white saviour.
309
00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,453
You helped me discover
my true potential,
310
00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:08,014
and I was going to demonstrate
it by being the big hero!
311
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,568
So how come it didn't
work out like that?
312
00:14:09,592 --> 00:14:11,332
Because it's not about you,
dummy!
313
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,453
All you care about
is your personal journey
314
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,490
and we're just the vehicles
to help get you there.
315
00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:17,052
I'm glad you're feeling better
316
00:14:17,153 --> 00:14:18,614
about yourself, Benny,
I really am,
317
00:14:18,712 --> 00:14:21,533
but this is our story,
not yours.
318
00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:23,453
I never thought of it like that.
319
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,972
Well, I'm listening
to you now, okay?
320
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,453
What do you need?
321
00:14:27,552 --> 00:14:30,293
We could use someone
to pick up those loose arrows
322
00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:32,134
and go bring water to the guys.
323
00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:34,374
Is that really
the best use of me?
324
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:37,573
I mean, I'm really more of
a front lines kinda guy.
325
00:14:37,673 --> 00:14:39,754
No. You're right,
I'm on it.
326
00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:43,293
Excuse me.
Whoa! Coming through.
327
00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:45,933
Whoop!
Picking up arrows.
328
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,693
Excuse me.
Don't mind me.
329
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:49,453
Picking up arrows here!
330
00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:50,933
Thanks, dude.
You rock.
331
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,092
On your left!
332
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,193
Nice shot, downtown!
333
00:14:58,153 --> 00:14:59,573
All right, get in there!
Come on!
334
00:14:59,673 --> 00:15:02,153
Yeah! Kill 'em, boys!
Whoo!
335
00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:11,933
My mall.
My beautiful, beautiful mall.
336
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:15,332
Hey, anybody lose a bow?
337
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:19,533
It's, cedar, maple, maybe?
338
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:20,972
You.
339
00:15:21,073 --> 00:15:23,312
This is all your fault!
340
00:15:28,673 --> 00:15:29,673
Hyah!
341
00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:37,413
You can kill me,
342
00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:39,573
but there will be
a shopping mall.
343
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,134
Thousands of them!
344
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,293
Covering the countryside!
345
00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,293
And the only Indians you'll see
346
00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:48,374
will be at Halloween
pop-up stores!
347
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:52,734
For slutty, basic bitches
to wear to frat parties!
348
00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:56,734
I'm gonna enjoy this.
349
00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:03,212
So you do scalp people.
350
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:06,894
Okay, you got me.
I love it.
351
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,972
So, where you going next?
352
00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:21,333
Well,
353
00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:22,490
I'm gonna go back to the friends
354
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,173
that I thought
I was too good for.
355
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,274
You know what I realised?
356
00:16:25,313 --> 00:16:26,894
I don't need to be
Benny the Teen
357
00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,573
or Benny the White Saviour.
358
00:16:28,673 --> 00:16:31,373
I can just be Benny,
the guy who doesn't need
359
00:16:31,472 --> 00:16:32,893
to have a special thing.
360
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,653
Or, how about just Benny?
361
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:39,253
Benny.
Yeah, short, snappy.
362
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:41,813
Like Sheila.
I like it.
363
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,913
Me, too.
364
00:16:49,712 --> 00:16:51,774
Oof! What do you
think you're doing?
365
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:54,972
Sorry, I just thought
this was the part
366
00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,253
where we're supposed to kiss.
367
00:16:56,354 --> 00:16:59,373
We started off as enemies
from different worlds,
368
00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:01,692
but then we ended up
learning from each other
369
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,853
and falling in love.
Am I off-base here?
370
00:17:04,953 --> 00:17:07,932
Yes! Way off base.
371
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:11,232
Okay, so, no kiss.
Got it.
372
00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:16,772
See you, Sheila.
Bye, Benny.
373
00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,134
Farewell, my friends!
374
00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:19,813
Perhaps we'll meet again, when.
375
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,294
Mother Moon dances
with Father Sun
376
00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,574
atop the ancestral plane.
377
00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:27,723
All right, man.
Peace.
378
00:17:29,203 --> 00:17:30,261
You were right.
379
00:17:30,364 --> 00:17:33,063
We probably should
have just killed him.
380
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:35,163
Thank you!
381
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:00,863
I'll be taking requests
all night.
382
00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:03,422
Personally, I would like
a break from Top 40,
383
00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:04,523
but that's just me.
384
00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:08,344
No more need to fear,
385
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:10,442
'cause Benny's back.
386
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:13,303
Hey!
387
00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:17,503
Looks like things are going
pretty well here?
388
00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:19,779
Yeah, we had a bit of a hiccup
early on with one of the oxen,
389
00:18:19,803 --> 00:18:21,540
but we got back on track
pretty quick.
390
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,863
Turns out I was saying "ha"
instead of "ya."
391
00:18:27,604 --> 00:18:29,503
Well, if you don't need me
to save the day,
392
00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:31,723
I guess I'll, have a seat?
393
00:18:37,561 --> 00:18:39,561
By the way, Rev...
394
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:42,261
I'm really sorry about leaving.
395
00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:44,723
It's okay. We're just happy
to have you back.
396
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,663
Spoons?
397
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,761
Thanks.
398
00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:56,104
This is nice.
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