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Hello, ladies.
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This is all kind of funny,
really.
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Actually thiswhole thingstarted
because of laughter, you know.
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Laughter, when thesmile
has an orgasm?
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And out of 100% of youwomen...
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I can bring99% of you
to this climax chuckle.
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I can.
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But I can't make the one girl I love
smile likeshe made mesmile...
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on theworst day of my already
terrible laughable life.
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Which isquite a fee considering
l� ve been having horrible days...
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ever since lwas akid.
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I'msorry! I'msorry!
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Don't move!Your tongue
hasstuck to my clit ring! God!
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Don't move! Don't!
Don't move!
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This drawing is... appalling!
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Youshow absolutely no understanding
of thiswoman or any woman!
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In the future the only drawingyou'll
be doing is drawing unemployment.
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You have to listen to me!We are over,
we are completely and totally over!
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You break upwith me, youwanna
do it before I give you aride home.
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- Sorry, we are over.
- No!You can't do this to me now!
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Please, Gretchen, not now!Today
is already theworst day of my life!
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I believe you lost your smile?
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You lost your smile.
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her name was hope.
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She hadthiswinningsmile
that couldtake Olympic gold.
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I've had alot of bad days
in my life.
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Today definitely qualifies
as theworst.
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Things could beworse.
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At least Gretchen broke upwith you
before you got you penis pierced.
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Yousee? Your funny ha- ha
is just sort of accidentally funny.
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Accidentally funny?
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See, I'm always doingweird
stuff and I don't even know it.
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Just happens. And thus,
I'm accidentally funny.
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Sam, nobody is normal all the time.
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Look at me. ljust noticed I've had
my shirt on inside out all day.
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Yeah, but you know, I'm not
even normalsome of the time.
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Yousee?Wouldyou look at this?
Case in point, right?
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I have a f akewallet to keep in my
pants pocket in case I get mugged.
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I keep my real money
crumpled up inside my sock.
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This is odd? You know anyone else
in the entireworld that does this?
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- 0ne other.
- Who?
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Me. That's areally good idea.
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Great. Now I'm contagious.
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Sam, what made you enroll
on anArt School?
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Isort of determined that all artists
areweird, so if I became one...
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that I'd have an excuse
for my chronicstrangeness.
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You cansee now why today
is my personalWaterloo.
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In less than an hour I've not only
found out I have no talent...
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no future, no girlfriend...
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but now I also have absolutely
no excuses for my eccentricities.
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- What can I do to cheer you up?
- Nothing. There's nothingyou can do.
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Maybe I couldstart by cleaning
this"snew" off your shirt.
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"Snew"?What's"snew"?
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I don't now. What's new with you?
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What did SnowWhite say to Pinocchio
whenshe wassittingon his f ace?
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"Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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Hey, let's make like ababy
and head out.
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Let's go.
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- You know what I think weshould do?
- No.
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Whichwindow didyousay
was your ex- girlfriend's?
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I think it was that one.
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You bastard! I'm gonna come down
there and cut your balls off!
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Then I'm gonnashove them in your
mouth and make you eat them!
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If laughter is asmilingorgasm,
let me tellyou...
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we had alaughter that was multiple,
simultaneous andwet.
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- My number is555...
- 0kay.
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...6344.
- 6344.
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0kay, great.
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Don't forget this. Your smile.
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And thank you
for giving it back to me.
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- That's my ride.
- 0kay.
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- Call me.
- Yeah, lwill.
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I hadto find hope.
So ltook a job as adelivery guy.
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Here's your order.
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hope probably would've called me
acuisine career.
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Here's your...
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It's lame, I know...
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but at least the job allowed me
to search for hope onevery corner...
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inevery building, inevery run
I made throughout the city.
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0h my God! I'msosorry!
I'm gonnapull out. I mean, back out.
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Women? Please follow me thisway.
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The Women's Residence and Club
has been in existencesince 193.
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We havewomen from all50 States
aswell as Puerto Rico and Guam...
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and0 other countries.
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We have two 0lympicsizeswimming
pools aswell as four tennis courts.
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Excuse me?
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Hi. Do you know where6D is?
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Thanks.
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Delivery!
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Hope! Hey!
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Hello, Sam.
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0h my God! I've been looking for you
everywhere. You have no idea.
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I'mso, sosorry I never calledyou.
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Because youwrote your number
down on my palm...
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and therewas pouring rain
that night and it washed up.
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It's okay.
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How are you?
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You look likesomeone dropped
anACMEsafe on your head.
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Fine.
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Me too. I'm fine too.
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This is awkward.
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Times like this I think about dogs.
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Dogs?
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I like theway they lick your f ace
and let you pet them all over.
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It'd be nice if womencould
let you know you're liked...
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theway that a dog lets you know.
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Nice ice- breaker.
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Maybe.
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- You ordered this?
- Thanks. They sent the extrasauce.
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- I think all I have is a $50.
- Yeah, that's okay.
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I think I can break that.
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I think I'm making ahabit
out of this.
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Are yousure you're alright?
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- Yeah, never better.
- Cause you don't look never better.
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- You'rewrong. I'm fine.
- I thought lwaswrong once...
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but lwas mistaken.
And I'm not wrong here.
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Come on, what's the matter?
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Nothing that anice meal
couldn't take care of.
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Goodbye, Sam.
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- Where's Holden?
- He's in the back.
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I'll butter up your sweat, baby!
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You got such a tight ass!
What's that?
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Squeeze it harder, huh?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Hey, man!
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What's going on?
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Iwas rearranging my collection.
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It was totally inefficient.
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I had"double penetration"
filed under"double dildo".
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I don't care about
your Smithsoniansmut.
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Why was your hand on your ass?
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Sometimes I gotta get alittle kinky
to... jack up the oldwinky.
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See? Here. If Istare
at this centerfold here...
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and concentrate real hard
while grabbing my own butt...
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it feels like I'm feeling up
Miss September's ass!
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You know, uncle Bart
would be really pissed...
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if he came in and caught you
flickingyour grunge.
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I haven't seen you this cracky since
I gave you that Montezumaswindley.
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Come on.
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- Spillyour guts.
- No, I can't.
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Why?Why can't you tell me
what's going on?
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Holden, how can I talk to you?
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You're one of those guyswho have
a tray that makes boob- shaped Jell- 0.
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You once bought those underwear
to lift andseparate your butt.
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You've got arthritis
from jerking off too many times.
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I did not get arthritis!
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It's"carpotonalsyndrome".
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Holden!This gelatin boobs
are f antastic!
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They 'resensitive, aren't they?
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You'reso tense!
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What you need is a day with my
two- dimensional lady friend here.
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She not only pulls out...
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but she puts out.
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What do you think, Sam?
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Isn't the mass of the ass directly
proportional to the beauty of the cutie?
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- What?
- That is thespirit!
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Man, when you're down in the dump
you just gottalaugh it off!
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You know what?
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That's actually a good idea.
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How many surrealists does it take
toscrew in alight bulb?
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A fish.
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Look at this article. It explains
how a few good endorphins...
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can make yousmile.
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Conversely, alright, it says that
if you force asmile on your f ace...
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you can trick your body into releasing
thesame feel- good endorphins...
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which make you happy.
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Didyou know that if you change
the"i's" in Mississippi to"o's"...
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you get Mossossoppo?
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Come on, are those
endorphins pumping?
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Come on, that's great!
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Look at that f ace!
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- Come on, look at that...
- Stop, Sam.
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I appreciate the effort...
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andyour comedy act
is a great success.
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It's your audience
that's a total f ailure.
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I gotta get some new material.
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0h my God!
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I think I broke it.
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I think"busted" is amore
appropriate phrase.
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- Does it hurt?
- No, you didn't pop my boob...
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you just poked ahole in my aquabra.
I'm Flat Chasted. I mean I'mAnnie.
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Hi, I'm Sam.
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What's in a aquabra?
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It's abrassiere that supplements
the figurewithwater implants.
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See?
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There it is!
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God!
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0kay. 0kay.
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It's funny. I gottaremember
to tell my friend Hope about this.
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Hope on the top floor?
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She doesn't think
anything's funny.
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What gave her such amood dunk?
I mean isshe always like this?
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No, at first shewas pretty happy.
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I catch you later.
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One day hope came home
and something happened.
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I haven't seen her
out of her roomsince...
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but lwork really weird hours at
the hospital, so I don't see anyone.
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- It was nice meetingyou.
- Yeah, you too.
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Do you know Hope in6D?
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My acting coach told me no to talk to
anyonewhile I'm doing my exercises.
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Excuse me, miss, do you know...?
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What did he instruct you to do?
Act like a coffee table?
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I'm thewind blowing in the desert.
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Hello! Delivery.
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Door's open.
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Wow!What a great place
you got here.
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ljust delivered
to that girl Hope up in6D.
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Man, her placewas awreck!
Do you know her?
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Hi! I'm Sam.
I'myour coffee delivery guy.
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Isaid do you know Hope in6D?
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Hey, I'mspeaking to you, Tanya.
Can you hear mesay this?
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You look like aman- eating
Amazon princess...
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doing her war painting in preparation
for abattle in the corporate jungle.
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Delivery boy, couldyou
bring me my expresso?
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0h, I take it that's an order
from TanyaAmazon Princess!
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Her Majesty commends me to bow
down before her and fetch her coffee!
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Well I refuse! lwon't be your slave
no matter what you throw in me.
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I'm not turned on by your
executrix power suit, your war armor!
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Your mini- skirt loin cloth
displays apowerfulweapon!
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Your thighswhich make me
tremblewith lust!
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Andyour brassiere is like
aprotective brass plate...
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you can tear away to unsheathe
your most powerfulweapon:
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your hypnotic breasts!
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Here's your coffee, Tanya.
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0h, and by theway,
I'm not the Amazon princess.
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I'm the Amazon queen.
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- What are all these balloons for?
- Some kid's birthday party.
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- So, how's your probe going?
- Probe?
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0h, the investigation. It's terrible.
Some of these girls can be really mean.
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There's this one girl, Tanya,
she treats me like a total pee- on.
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Pee- on? I didn't know
you're intowatching.
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No, not like that.
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God, Holden! Do you ever think
about anything other thansex?
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Isaid forget about Hope and move on
tosomeonewho's more probable!
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No, it's not gonnahappen.
I'm not giving up on her.
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Come on, man!
Wake up andsmell the pussy!
237
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,803
You are totally in lovewith her.
You think that if you find her smile...
238
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:43,139
that she'll end up f alling in love
with likesome f airy tale!
239
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,482
But more likely she'll end up
screwingyou over...
240
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,279
andyou'll end up taking it
in the tail!
241
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:55,857
0kay, alright. I do love her.
But I'm also her friend.
242
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,585
Look man, something terrible
happened to her in that building.
243
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:02,563
I'm gonna find out what that was and
maybe I can make things right again.
244
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:07,295
Easy on those balloons, you don't want
to disappoint the birthday... boy.
245
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:11,336
Damn it!Today is your birthday!
246
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,644
Now that...
247
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,619
iswhat I call ablow job.
248
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,754
Hey chap, check this out.
249
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,383
Kaboom Monthly?
250
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:31,120
The definitive guide
for popping aboner.
251
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,456
When you're done can I look at that?
252
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,330
Hello! Delivery!
253
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,802
Delivery here!
254
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,238
Stop trying to find out
what happened to Hope!
255
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,707
Who are you? Come back here!
I need tospeak to you, please!
256
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,575
Where didyou go?
257
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:54,479
Please tell mewhy don't youwant me
to find out what'swrongwith Hope!
258
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,482
Where are you?
259
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,254
- Not so f ast!
- You know...
260
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,832
they say that toenails
are the teeth of the foot.
261
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,161
If that's true, I'dsay you got
apretty niceset of f angs here.
262
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:15,830
You think you're funny?
Pretty cheese ball if you ask me.
263
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:20,668
Yeah, thesame thing could besaid
about your recordsetting toe- jam.
264
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:25,942
You're that delivery boy for Bart's on
the other side of the park, aren't you?
265
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:30,621
- Why, thank you, Captain 0bvious.
- That's not my name.
266
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:36,661
It's Willens. And I manage this place.
And I don't like yousnooping around.
267
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,630
If Isee you around here again,
I'm gonnamakesure I call the...
268
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,423
Hey!You almost hit mewith that.
269
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,266
How wouldyou like it
if I loaded one up?
270
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:53,110
Go ahead. Make my day.
271
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,277
You gottabe joking.
272
00:21:56,615 --> 00:22:02,212
Iwas just clearing my nasal passages.
Youwere the one making a thing of it.
273
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:06,380
Alright. Now don't go doing
anything rash.
274
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:11,691
Take your fingers off the nostril.
275
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,422
You first.
276
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,161
Same time.
277
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,152
Eat it, Willens.
278
00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:18,319
Go ahead, pull the trigger.
279
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:22,692
- Pull on this.
- Get lost, ass!
280
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:30,635
The only thing I'd figured out iswhy
detective issometimes called a"dick".
281
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,872
Cause that'sexactly
what l� dfound out.
282
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,911
Iwasn't good investigating
the mystery of hope.
283
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:42,086
I hadto find anew strategy.
284
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,751
Sam!The rent is due.
285
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:53,724
Hope! Look at this!
286
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,034
Hope! Come to thewindow!
287
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,297
See this!
288
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:23,691
Come on, Hope! Look at this!
This is funny!
289
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:35,698
Hi.
290
00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:40,970
Look, I have to ask yousomething
andyou have to promise not to laugh.
291
00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:42,908
I promise.
292
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:47,808
Ever since I met you lwanted
to take you to dinner and the movies.
293
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,182
0kay. Just this once.
294
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,427
- Give me asec, okay?
- Yeah, sure.
295
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,132
So, do you think that Hope is cute?
296
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,365
Yes, she'ssuch a fox.
297
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:13,669
I think so too.
And get your hands off of her.
298
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,107
Come on in.
299
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,214
Wow, I lovewhat you've
done to the place...
300
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:27,221
it's got arealsort of post- modern
Miss Havishing look to it.
301
00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:29,393
Yeah, don't mind the mess.
302
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,785
It's okay.
303
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,895
So I hear you used to be amodel?
304
00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:41,762
If we're gonna talk about me
you're gonnahave to leave.
305
00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:44,272
Sorry.
306
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,803
It's just that the other day
when you found me, you know...
307
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:52,575
Isort of feel like you...
like yousaved me and I...
308
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,486
and ljust wanted tosay thank you...
309
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,952
Iwas gonnamakesome coffee,
dowant any?
310
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,452
Yeah, sure.
311
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:05,496
So you know, like yousaid,
the other day when Isaw you...
312
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:12,467
Actually you don't owe me anything,
you know? It's...
313
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:17,266
I know I don't owe you anything.
I'm just trying to be your friend.
314
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:22,511
Do youwant any cream or sugar?
315
00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:25,043
I'll get somesugar.
316
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:29,380
You know, I'm just trying
to be your friend.
317
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:33,046
That'swhat friends do, right?
They help each other out.
318
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,529
I'm gonna ask you to leave, actually.
319
00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:41,324
- What?
- Ishouldn't have done this and...
320
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,763
ljust said lwas trying
to be your friend.
321
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,732
I'm gonna give you money
for the meal.
322
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,905
- No, the meal's on me.
- Willyou please? Yes, Sam.
323
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,039
Please, willyou just go?
And take the money?
324
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:52,004
No, I'm not gonna take money
for the meal, forget it!
325
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:53,541
- I'm not gonna take the money.
- Just take the money, Sam.
326
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:54,734
- No, the meal...
- Please.
327
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:55,935
The meal's on me.
328
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:57,875
Pleasewillyou at least
go Dutchwith me?
329
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,380
0kay.
330
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,944
Don't you beso difficult.
331
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,598
Relax, Sam, it's Annie.
332
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:26,174
ljust couldn't hear over thewashers,
I forgot I had that thing on.
333
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,973
It's a f acial massager, it tightens the
muscles on my f aceso I look thinner.
334
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,249
0f course it is.
335
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:38,590
I think this piece goes there
and this piece goes here...
336
00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:42,224
You'restill missingsome pieces.
337
00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:47,460
Why don't you draw the missing parts?
Youwent to the Art Institute, right?
338
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:51,427
I never finished. Iwasso bad
they made me turn in my beret.
339
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,767
The RoyalAcademy of Velvet Painters
won't accept me.
340
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:57,942
I can't even get my work shown
in the Museum of Stick Figure Art.
341
00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:00,509
Who cares? The curators of that
Museum havesticks up their butt.
342
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:05,172
Velvet painting diedwith Elvis.
Berets? They 're not even real hats.
343
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:07,783
You know, I've always thought that.
I mean it's got no brim.
344
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,749
Doesn't cover your ears.
345
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:13,219
It's not ahat, it's a goddamn cap!
That'swhat it is.
346
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:19,024
Why do you have apen
attached to your hip?
347
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,824
Because I am the f astest draw
on the West.
348
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,557
Really?
349
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:28,635
I had abit of amishap in my prom. I
don't put pens in my pockets anymore.
350
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,432
It's abit of alongstory.
351
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,844
You ever think how f ar
an artist hand has traveled?
352
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,412
Look at yourself sketching.
Your fingers are in constant motion.
353
00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:39,879
Every time youshade the pen moves
a couple inches asecond...
354
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:41,677
that's gotta add up.
355
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:46,084
This hand has traveled long distances.
Specially in theshower.
356
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:53,293
Seriously. Do you know what my
f avorite part of being an artist is?
357
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:56,465
It's the most honest profession
in theworld.
358
00:28:56,935 --> 00:28:58,800
How's that?
359
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:02,535
You can pretty much f ake being good
in any other profession.
360
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,768
but, as an artist, either your
drawing is good or it's bad.
361
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,113
Artists just have to lay
everything on the line.
362
00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:13,477
Literally.
363
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:19,020
Wait asecond.
I'veseen thissomewhere before.
364
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,255
Here's the album
youwanted to borrow.
365
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:24,326
It took me along time to find it,
I never listen to them anymore.
366
00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:29,023
Welcome. How tosee your ex- girlfriend
and live to tell about it.
367
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:32,431
That is thesubject of today 's class.
368
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:36,367
Sam, you didn't have to concoct some
story about wanting to borrow music...
369
00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,303
just to have an excuse tosee me.
370
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:43,674
First the guy must act nice to prove
he can handle the breakup entirely.
371
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:46,350
No, I really wanted
to borrow the album.
372
00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:51,044
But it is great tosee you. You finally
got your forehead pierced. Looks good.
373
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:54,157
Being nice only makes the ex think
hewants to get back together...
374
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:57,726
soshewith undisguised pleasure
reminds him...
375
00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:00,693
that she is the dumper
and he is the dumpee.
376
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:04,529
I'm flatteredyou called,
but I broke upwith you, remember?
377
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,761
This doesn't mean that lwant
to hook upwith you again.
378
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:12,375
This unwarranted rejection hurts
like akick to thesheens.
379
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:14,334
Really, Sam!
380
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:25,278
Thesecond punishment
sneaks upon you like asnake.
381
00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:29,690
Come on! Go!
382
00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:33,795
I'm hot, I'm thirsty.
I'm hot, I'm thirsty!
383
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,262
Hey, what ever happened
to thosesize 14 guys?
384
00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:38,765
They got on album, then disappeared.
385
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:44,105
The evilshe- dumper tortures
the poor dumpeewith flirtations...
386
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,106
he tries to avoid.
387
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,379
- Didyour tongue healed upsome?
- Yes, it's never better.
388
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:53,210
Really? It was pretty good before.
389
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,582
Theshe- dumper is abig prick- tease.
390
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,850
Does thescar tickles
the roof of your mouthsome?
391
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:04,052
Yeah, it does. Youshould feel it.
392
00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:08,231
When the dumps chump flirts back,
shestops flirting.
393
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,860
Sam, I toldyou!
We are definitely over!
394
00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:15,334
Giving him abad case...
of blue balls.
395
00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:18,167
I think Ishould be alawyer.
But then again lwant to be a vet.
396
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:21,603
The final torment is theworst.
397
00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:24,706
What are you talking about?
I can't do any of those things, Isuck.
398
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:27,417
No, you're really smart. You can
do anythingyouset your mind to.
399
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,018
By theway, where am I takingyou?
400
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,678
We're going to meet Carl.
Be nice to him, he's my new boyfriend.
401
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,626
It's aball- buster!
402
00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:42,858
Sam, this is Carl.
403
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,168
- Hi.
- Hi.
404
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,700
This albumcover.
405
00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:50,271
how did ripping it upconnect
to what was rippinguphope's heart?
406
00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:53,103
I playedthis album
until my ears bled.
407
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:57,645
I hopedthe lyrics might provide
some insight to me or to anyone else.
408
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:04,314
Hey butthead, turn that music!
409
00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:07,321
Please listen!
410
00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:12,159
Thanks for listening.
By theway, what are you today?
411
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,657
A Vietnamwar memorial.
412
00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:19,099
Do you like music?
413
00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:22,001
What are you doing back there?
414
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:25,403
Getting ready to battle
in the corporate jungle?
415
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:28,812
Is that your war paint?
416
00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:34,448
God. I don't know why I even try.
417
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:41,090
Do you mind if I call China?
418
00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:44,925
Hey, why do you have your
pager number inspeed dial?
419
00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:48,927
0h my God!
420
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,898
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. I mean...
421
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,265
Iwas just trying
to make conversation.
422
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,406
How come youwon't
give me the time of day?
423
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:59,303
Just give me my coffee.
424
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:02,604
No, not untilyou give me
some answers.
425
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,281
- Give it to me.
- No.
426
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:07,007
Give mesomestraight answers
or the expresso gets it.
427
00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:09,015
Look, I got alot on my mind today...
428
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,381
and I don't have time to deal
withsomebody like you.
429
00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:14,285
Someone like me? Are yousaying
I'm alowly delivery guy?
430
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:17,120
I don't get it. Youwomen
have always been treated like crap...
431
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:20,991
by your boys club bosses and now
that you career girls are on top...
432
00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:22,961
why do you treat people
thesameway?
433
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,397
Maybe lwouldn't have to act
likesuch abitch onwheels...
434
00:33:25,636 --> 00:33:27,627
if you guysweren't so angry
that I made more money than you.
435
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,069
- Now give it to me!
- Pretty cranky in the morning.
436
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:31,798
Needyour caffeine fix, huh?
437
00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:34,204
You know what makes me angry
withwomensometimes?
438
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,039
I am a gentleman, I always
open doors for women.
439
00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:38,613
But when awoman is in front of me
in an entrance...
440
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:41,341
9 times out of 10she doesn't
hold the door open for me.
441
00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:44,578
Youwant men to treat you as equals
but youwon't give us equal treatment!
442
00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,586
- What do youwant?
- Respect!
443
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:49,259
A"hello, how are you?"
would be great for starters.
444
00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:52,054
0kay, how about a
"goodbye, and to hellwith you"?
445
00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:02,500
Stay.
446
00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:15,278
The plumber will pay me!
447
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,797
Stop trying to find out
what happened to Hope!
448
00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:08,070
See, all I have to do is to find the
girlwho has thisscar on her behind...
449
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:10,502
And boom!You can crack the case.
450
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:25,614
What are you doing?
451
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,904
I hope thewater isn't too cold!
452
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:46,908
Rose, petal rose, petal beauty.
453
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,410
Today I'm my vagina.
454
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:59,512
To really complete that assignment
youshould add an orgasm to it.
455
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:15,199
Harder!
456
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,471
Deeper!
457
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:26,013
You know that phrase"behind every
great man there's a great woman"?
458
00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:30,779
I'm afraid that I'll never be a great
man cause I can't get my great woman.
459
00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:32,717
I prefer the corollary.
460
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,722
Behind every great woman
there's a great man.
461
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:38,752
Look, I'mserious here, man.
I mean is it impossible...
462
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,057
to become a great man
without a great woman?
463
00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:44,632
What is this?We don't stock these!
464
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:46,393
Those are for me!
465
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:50,062
"0lder & Bolder Magazine"?
"Grannies & Fannies Illustrated"?
466
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,969
"Wide Load Review"?
467
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:56,478
- "Stomp Monthly"?
- Shut up!
468
00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:59,505
I'm tired of you acting like I'm from
the bottom of the Bible belt.
469
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:04,213
- At least I have f aced the awful truth.
- What awful truth?
470
00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:07,150
I am gross.
471
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:12,923
All men are. And every day
we f ace the endless nightmare that...
472
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:16,861
love handle by love handle,
nose hair by nose hair...
473
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:21,266
we're becoming more grotesque
versions of the cute boyswewere.
474
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:25,207
It is impossible tostop
the hordes of time...
475
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:29,402
from destroying our muscle tone
and leaving uswith these...
476
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:33,516
defeatedsaggy male boobies!
477
00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:42,958
But I am at peace. I have come to grips
with thewhore that has become me.
478
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:48,295
So how does"Moist & Midget"
magazine improve your image?
479
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,694
Because men are gross
on the inside too.
480
00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:52,766
That'swhy these magazinessell.
481
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:55,530
A woman's pussy mount
is aslippery slope.
482
00:37:55,773 --> 00:38:00,176
Sex is anarcotic andyou, my friend,
are addicted just like me.
483
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,279
0nly you're at thesmoking
marijuanastage...
484
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:07,042
...l'm at the heroinstage.
- More like thespeed ballingstage.
485
00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,785
Good one. Now, my point is...
486
00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:14,822
an addict needs abigger and bigger fix
each time just to get thesame high!
487
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:17,392
That'swhy they move on
to the hardstuff.
488
00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:19,290
Nowsex is thesameway.
489
00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,989
You needsomething kinkier and kinkier
to get thesame thrill in your drill!
490
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:26,635
0kay, so hence
"America's Harriest" magazine?
491
00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:31,432
No, I don't know if"America's
Harriest" is gonna get me donkey dick.
492
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:36,011
But, almost doner for aboner, and
these magazines aresomebody 's fix.
493
00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,908
They might give me apecker high,
they might not.
494
00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:40,310
You areso f ar off
you're not evenwrong!
495
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:43,520
- It'sso much better with awoman.
- Don't foolyourself.
496
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:46,747
Thestraight screw
is the methadone of sex.
497
00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:50,825
It'll keep you from the hardstuff
for awhile, but sooner or later...
498
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,394
youwill roll off your old lady...
499
00:38:53,597 --> 00:38:56,930
just like an addict
f alls off thewagon.
500
00:38:57,468 --> 00:39:00,926
Accept it, Sam. You and I are alike.
501
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:05,404
Your weirdness is onestep away
from my grossness.
502
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:08,942
And look, you enrolled on anArt School
so you couldsee nakedwomen.
503
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,377
That is no different than me
looking at dirty pictures.
504
00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:14,106
It's completely different.
505
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:17,617
0ne is art, the other is pornography!
506
00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:21,380
Yes, but once youstart
down the dark path...
507
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:24,322
forever will it dominatrix
your destiny!
508
00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:25,994
Join me.
509
00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:30,324
I'll never join you!
510
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:35,068
It's in your blood, Sam.
I amyour cousin.
511
00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:46,041
Now Holden and I did have
some of thesame DNA...
512
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,775
and this meant that I could have
thesame genetic inclination as him...
513
00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:53,320
towards becoming a Grand Master
of perversion. Got mespooked.
514
00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,990
Trick or treat!
515
00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:00,157
Ishould've guessed.
516
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:03,232
Who are yousupposed to be?
517
00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:06,268
I'm Popeye.
518
00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:11,304
Andwhat am Isupposed to be?
519
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:14,670
You, my dear, are aFreudianslip.
520
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,839
- You know what I can't stand?
- Trick or treat!
521
00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:20,039
Peoplewho aren't
who they say they are.
522
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,880
Like... take, for instance,
wise old Mahatma Gandhi.
523
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:28,285
Didyou know that in aspeech
advocating non- violent protest...
524
00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:30,460
he oncesaid that Mussolini
wasn't abad man?
525
00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:34,153
You know I had thesame feelingwhen
Isaw a comic book about the Pope.
526
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,027
I mean, what does the Pope
need a comic book for?
527
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,328
Yeah, and the idiots that wanna
read a comic book on the Pope!
528
00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:43,837
Yeah, exactly. Like"What do lwant?
Batman or the Pope?"
529
00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:47,499
Like the Popemobile is as cool
as the Batmobile. Come on!
530
00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:50,942
- We need to get some more candy.
- 0kay. I mean, don't get mewrong...
531
00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:53,309
I'm not aBible basher.
532
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:57,954
And for the matter I also hate the
jerks on the other end of thespectrum.
533
00:40:58,155 --> 00:40:59,782
You know the ones?
534
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:04,518
Got those old beat up cars
and abumper sticker that says like...
535
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:07,060
"Don't laugh, your daughter
might be in the trunk."
536
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,522
His name is Richard Blaine.
537
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:13,197
I think he's the pecker
that broke Hope's heart.
538
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:17,568
This party 's the perfect place for us to
get the girls give us ascheme on him.
539
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:19,743
Gotcha. Let's probe.
540
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:26,811
My friend Richard Blaine used to do
an acting exercise exactly like that.
541
00:41:27,351 --> 00:41:29,785
This isn't an exercise.
542
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:32,455
This is how I dance.
543
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:39,427
So, do you know a guy
named Richard Blaine?
544
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,188
Carl!
545
00:41:45,469 --> 00:41:48,927
Has anyone ever toldyou
you got arack that should be bronzed?
546
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,998
Beat it.
547
00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:56,404
You know my friend Richard Blaine
loves puzzles like this.
548
00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:58,479
Do you know him?
549
00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:06,452
Didyou get it done?
550
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,992
Wait! How do I get out of this thing?
551
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:27,438
What're you doing?
Finger fucking?
552
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:31,172
No. It's a Chinese finger puzzle.
553
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:36,877
See, the harder I pull
the morestuck I become.
554
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:39,011
It happened to me once.
555
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,783
Except that wasn't in apuzzle,
it was in anAsian chick.
556
00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,584
What was her name?
557
00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:45,925
Chew Me Wang.
558
00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:50,126
You know, this thing
has got me thinking.
559
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:53,460
Hope is alot like this puzzle.
560
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:58,697
The harder I try the further
I get away fromsolving it.
561
00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:13,016
If youwanna find out what happened
to Hope, do exactly as Isay...
562
00:43:13,223 --> 00:43:16,090
and keep absolutely quiet.
563
00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:19,757
Now wait here.
564
00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:28,231
If youwannahave the greatest sex
of your life, do exactly as Isay.
565
00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:31,840
Kinky.
566
00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:37,241
Do you know it gets me hot?
Doing it in completesilence.
567
00:43:54,331 --> 00:43:56,196
What are you doing?
568
00:43:57,868 --> 00:43:59,426
Sam?
569
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:00,626
Holden?
570
00:44:00,871 --> 00:44:03,772
I toldyou tostop trying
to find out what happened to Hope!
571
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,238
But youwouldn't listen!
572
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:10,244
You know that Chinese finger puzzle?
573
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,847
It doesn't just work on fingers!
574
00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:21,388
0h God! Holden, low your puppy!
Low your puppy!
575
00:44:24,194 --> 00:44:26,321
It's thewise guy!
576
00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:34,960
Thisway. Come on, thisway!
577
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,434
Thisway!
578
00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,275
0h my God!
579
00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:08,364
Now cough.
580
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:19,410
My heart's beatingso f ast I can't
reduce the blood flow, you know?
581
00:45:19,616 --> 00:45:23,017
You guys have been in the bathroom
along time. What's the holdup?
582
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:26,014
- How are you doing, Holden?
- No luck.
583
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:31,718
I need inspiration, I need...
impotence inspiring imagery.
584
00:45:33,097 --> 00:45:34,928
What is this?
585
00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:38,664
Check out this f at chick.
She's areal Bahamamama!
586
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:42,600
She is f atty f atty f at f at!
587
00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:45,104
- I think it'sworking.
- Is it?
588
00:45:45,843 --> 00:45:49,006
- Really?
- Yes. It... is.
589
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:54,849
Nothing likesomethingsaggy
to make you gosoggy.
590
00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:57,247
Here. Try it, Sam.
591
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,297
It's you, isn't it?
592
00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:23,304
What do yousay I take you out
for a cup of coffee?
593
00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:27,107
I can't. My mascarais allsmeared.
594
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,816
And Ismeared my eyebrows too!
595
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:35,319
It's okay.
It's okay, just wipe it off.
596
00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:39,929
I can't, ljust spilled the remover.
I'm a freak.
597
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,863
Come on, Annie.
Let me take you out.
598
00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:48,864
See?We'll be freaks together.
599
00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:54,569
People back then used
to call me a Gargantuan.
600
00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:59,013
Now I'mwhat they call
nothingspecial, nothingscary.
601
00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:02,818
I think you're very cute.
602
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,182
Thanks.
603
00:47:09,626 --> 00:47:10,752
Let mesee.
604
00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:15,092
It's very good.
605
00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:17,562
When lwas alittle kid...
606
00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:22,068
they used tosay that I looked like one
of thosestrange Dr. Seuss creatures.
607
00:47:22,272 --> 00:47:25,935
They called me Sam IAm. You know,
from"Green Eggs and Ham"?
608
00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:30,011
When they teased me, do you know
what I used to do to cheer myself up?
609
00:47:32,115 --> 00:47:35,414
"I like to eat themwhen they 're hot
I'd also eat them mixedwithsnot"
610
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:38,918
"I'd eat them in the morning dew
I'll eat them 'til I have tospew"
611
00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:43,490
"I like to eat green eggs and ham
Yes, I do - Sam IAm!"
612
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:55,732
Well... goodnight, Sam IAm.
613
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:58,472
Goodnight, Annie.
614
00:48:16,193 --> 00:48:18,161
Tanya, are you okay?
615
00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:26,129
Tanya, are you home?
It's Peggy, open up!
616
00:48:26,336 --> 00:48:27,769
Tanya!
617
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:29,895
- 0h my God!
- lwas calling!
618
00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:32,302
- My phone is off the hook.
- This is your big break.
619
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:35,272
There's abreakingstory
on Spring Street. You gottarun.
620
00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:36,571
- Now?
- They 'll put you on camera.
621
00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:37,769
- My god!
- Now!
622
00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:41,439
I'mserious, man.
Her pager is her vibrator.
623
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:44,382
Iwaswonderingwhy sheset
her pager number onspeed dial.
624
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,284
It's anewspeed dial aidservice!
625
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:52,960
Come.
626
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,030
God!
627
00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:00,461
Man, we gottastop laughing.
628
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:03,105
I'mstill recovering from
that Chinese puzzle!
629
00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:05,332
It hurts, doesn't it?
630
00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:10,873
...highSchool, where Mr.Delgado...
- Do you know her pager number?
631
00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:18,482
I think it was like555- 0068
or something. Why?
632
00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:21,650
- Testing out your theory.
- No, Holden. Don't!
633
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:26,525
Give me that!
You know what your problem is, Sam?
634
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:28,425
You're pussy- whipped.
Andyou're not even getting any pussy.
635
00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:32,192
This Tanyais treatingyou likescum
andyoustand up for her...
636
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:35,667
becauseshe makes your pecker
stand up. Give me the phone!
637
00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:39,433
- No! Goscrew yourself, man!
- Precisely.
638
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:44,375
That is the only way tostop awoman
from usingyour dick as astickshift...
639
00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:48,017
and drivingyou around town
on a full tank of your hormones!
640
00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:50,242
Take it from me, Sam.
641
00:49:50,454 --> 00:49:53,617
I cannot tellyou the number of times
a girl has got me to fix her car...
642
00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:57,257
or paint her house or
take her husband to the airport!
643
00:49:57,461 --> 00:50:00,430
Show them damn f armers market and
sit through the pain- in- the- ass opera.
644
00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:03,463
- Shut up, Jason! Shut up!
- No, Jason's right.
645
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,794
Jason's ameathead, but he's right.
646
00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:11,668
Now listen, Sam. I did all kinds of
these things because a guy 's balls...
647
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:15,436
are the biggest reservoir of hope
thisworld has ever seen!
648
00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:19,547
You know, trying to get laid by fixing
her f an belt is your f ault, yours!
649
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:23,513
Sam, you'reso full of man gravy!
650
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,486
Listen, you need to be more like me
and take matters into your own hands.
651
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:29,522
Why do you think
they call it "masturbate"?
652
00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:33,662
Because it allows you to be
the master of your own f ate.
653
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,661
And it's not just aphysical release.
654
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,825
It's arelease of women's
control over you! Jason!
655
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:43,063
You don't need them,
they can't manipulate you.
656
00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:48,370
I'm doing this for your own good.
Today is your independence day, Sam!
657
00:50:51,014 --> 00:50:53,380
...watchingsome amazingstory...
658
00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:56,074
that...if...anyone...
659
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,784
deserves a...
660
00:51:02,826 --> 00:51:04,953
Miraclescan happenl
661
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,696
You'resuch a...
662
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,837
a dick!
663
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,769
Andso are you.
664
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:24,310
After standingupfor Tanya,
Idecided Ishould stand upfor myself.
665
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:28,109
Specially withthe evil
shedumper, Gretchen.
666
00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:30,377
You know what, Gretchen?
It just occurred to me.
667
00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:32,555
You're just like this bike.
668
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:36,815
I'm cool, I'm thirsty.
I'm cool, I'm thirsty.
669
00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:39,359
- You'reso directionless.
- I don't know what lwant to do.
670
00:51:39,563 --> 00:51:42,532
0n one hand I could be a graphic
designer, or I could be asinger...
671
00:51:42,732 --> 00:51:45,360
or I could be a doctor, or I could be
apet detective, or I could...
672
00:51:45,669 --> 00:51:50,299
And I'm always pumping up your ego
like"you're very creative"...
673
00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,532
- I'm creative.
- ..."You're very smart"...
674
00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:54,676
- I'msmart.
- ..."You're very sexy"...
675
00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:58,075
I'msexy. I amsexy.
676
00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,272
You're really on maintenance.
677
00:52:00,484 --> 00:52:02,384
- Come on, let's go.
- But Carl is the other way.
678
00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:03,677
Yeah, but I gotta go now.
679
00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:06,048
But youwouldn't even have this bike
if I hadn't given you mine.
680
00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:08,190
You know what?
It's your bike andyou can keep it.
681
00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:10,621
Because it's areal piece of work.
682
00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:12,419
Alright!
683
00:52:13,163 --> 00:52:16,724
I'll give it to Carl.
I don't needyou to ride my bike!
684
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:20,960
What happened to the breaks?
Sam, help!
685
00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:26,133
- Sugar with the coffee, right?
- Yeah, please.
686
00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:32,279
You know what Isaw on the
shopping tent the other day?
687
00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:35,349
They 'reselling action figures
of the Pope.
688
00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:36,985
Really?
689
00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:39,178
What are you doingwith my box?
690
00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:40,947
That we can play checkers.
691
00:52:49,232 --> 00:52:53,134
Sowhat do you dowhen there's
somethingyou really want...
692
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:56,635
but you know you can never have it?
693
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,274
You become a delivery guy
for your uncle.
694
00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:04,543
But becoming an artist... is that
what you alwayswanted to do?
695
00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,714
So thenwhy didyou quit?
696
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:12,420
'Cause my f avorite teacher
told me I couldn't draw.
697
00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:16,215
People arewrong all the time.
698
00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:21,730
Why don't you draw me?
699
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,727
Forget it.
700
00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:26,903
I used to pose for art classes
all the time.
701
00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:31,164
I could never do you justice.
702
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,775
If you draw me,
I'llshow you my etchings.
703
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,876
Well, I'msure your etchings
are amasterpiece.
704
00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:46,483
You really need tosee the
cross- etching to appreciate it.
705
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:39,909
- Let'ssee.
- No, it's terrible.
706
00:54:40,176 --> 00:54:43,612
Come on. Let mesee.
I let yousee.
707
00:54:46,850 --> 00:54:50,149
That's not terrible.
Why do you think it's bad?
708
00:54:50,387 --> 00:54:52,855
Look at thespatial relationships.
709
00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:56,753
That's too exaggerated.
Barely looks like you.
710
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:59,553
I made you funny- looking.
It's like a5- year- old did this.
711
00:55:01,164 --> 00:55:04,133
Iwas just watching aspecial
on Picasso.
712
00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:06,859
You know what hesaid
about his own drawings?
713
00:55:07,070 --> 00:55:09,538
That he'dstrive
to draw like a child.
714
00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:12,537
Because hesaid that a child's
drawings are unaffected by rules...
715
00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:15,074
and they are extremely expressive.
716
00:55:15,278 --> 00:55:18,008
They truthfully show
what's inside the child.
717
00:55:18,848 --> 00:55:24,252
Yeah, but lwasn't striving to draw
like a child. Just happened by mistake.
718
00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:28,052
Maybe your mistakes
are really your style.
719
00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:31,722
Maybewe make
mistakes because...
720
00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:34,761
deep downwe really
want to make them.
721
00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:37,831
I lost my job thanks to you!
722
00:55:38,101 --> 00:55:40,626
I didn't make those calls, alright?
It was my cousin Holden.
723
00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:44,170
His dad own this place.
It's true, I tried tostop him.
724
00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:45,432
You're lying.
725
00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:47,473
No, really. Holden and I got
into abig fight about it.
726
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:50,407
- Yeah, right.
- Just because I'm a guy...
727
00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:53,445
doesn't mean I'm out toscrew you.
Why do you hate menso much?
728
00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:55,174
Women are just superior to men.
729
00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:57,282
- Like how?
- Like you can't have babies.
730
00:55:57,487 --> 00:56:00,047
- You can't open jars of peanut butter.
- Women mature f aster than men.
731
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:03,191
- Men are f aster in the bathroom.
- Allserial killers are men.
732
00:56:03,393 --> 00:56:06,658
- Almost all cereal box mascot are men.
- Women can have multiple orgasms.
733
00:56:06,863 --> 00:56:09,229
- We don't have to f ake them.
- Women live longer than men.
734
00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:12,594
- It's away we can get away fromyou.
- You can't take anythingseriously.
735
00:56:12,802 --> 00:56:15,430
- You can't take a joke.
- I don't need aman for a thing.
736
00:56:15,638 --> 00:56:17,606
You just set your beepers on vibrate.
737
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,934
0kay! So put your hands up here, pal!
738
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,539
That is real good, pretty lady.
739
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,243
That's... 0kay, here it is.
Here's the deal.
740
00:56:27,984 --> 00:56:29,474
Isaid put your hands up!
741
00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:32,344
I don't want any funny business!There
are0,000 comedians out of work.
742
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:35,149
And I don't needyou to act funny
like abump in alog!
743
00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:37,189
Now, let me tellyou
what this is all about.
744
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,225
Everyday I come in here
and Isay "Hey pal...
745
00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:42,330
can youspare a cup of coffee?
Cream? A littlesugar?"
746
00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:45,968
And everyday, every day and day
you give me arag time! Guesswhat?
747
00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:48,864
Today you're on the rag!
You understandwhat I'msaying?
748
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:52,303
It's your turn! So lwant you
to open that cash register...
749
00:56:52,509 --> 00:56:56,240
take out all of the cash and
while you're at it, let'ssee...
750
00:56:56,446 --> 00:56:59,108
Give me apack of smokes,
UltraLight 100...
751
00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:03,376
apack of your breath mints,
and... awet lubricant stuff!
752
00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:05,753
I'm gonnaparty tonight! I am!
753
00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:10,187
Andyou know what?
I'm gonnaparty on your dime!
754
00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:15,287
You don't wanna get me pissed off!
755
00:57:19,736 --> 00:57:24,230
Do it now! 0pen that cash register,
boy!And give me...!
756
00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:30,271
God!
757
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:35,781
I thought yousaidyou didn't
need aman for anything.
758
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:40,177
Please!You couldn't
have done it without me.
759
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,652
Hope!
760
00:57:44,861 --> 00:57:47,022
Come on, Hope! 0pen up!
761
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:49,629
- Sam!
- They 're evictingyou.
762
00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,664
Yeah. That'swhat happens, okay...
763
00:57:51,868 --> 00:57:55,326
when you don't go towork,
get apaycheck and pay your rent!
764
00:57:55,538 --> 00:57:59,304
- Wouldyou please just leave?
- lwon't leave 'til I get some answers.
765
00:57:59,509 --> 00:58:01,875
Sam, you're not helping.
766
00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:05,014
Then at least tell me
when this is gonnabe over.
767
00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:07,206
I don't know!
768
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:11,712
- I keep looking for proof.
- Proof of what?
769
00:58:13,056 --> 00:58:15,718
Sam, you've been really sweet.
770
00:58:35,044 --> 00:58:38,343
I think it's best wesay goodbye now.
771
00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:55,422
I'm not gonnaleave.
772
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,494
I'llstay out here forever
if I have to.
773
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:23,022
I heardyou and Hope before.
774
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:26,525
I bakedyou this.
It's chocolate, my f avorite.
775
00:59:26,963 --> 00:59:29,557
- No, thanks.
- lt'll make you feel better.
776
00:59:29,766 --> 00:59:32,234
Really. Every time lwassad
I had one of these.
777
00:59:32,435 --> 00:59:35,836
- Does it work?
- Worked for me hundreds of times.
778
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,404
Youshould keep it then.
779
00:59:38,608 --> 00:59:41,372
Hello, my name is Annie,
I'm a chocoholic.
780
00:59:41,611 --> 00:59:44,136
I've been cocoa free for
1year, 3 months and6 days.
781
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:46,882
I have abite of this
and I'm an addict again!
782
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:50,575
0kay, I'msorry. I forgot.
Let me get a taste here.
783
00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:55,487
That's good.
784
00:59:56,059 --> 00:59:58,027
Didyou know that chocolate
has thesame chemical in it...
785
00:59:58,227 --> 00:59:59,922
that your body produces
when you're in love?
786
01:00:00,229 --> 01:00:03,824
- Is that true?
- I don't know for sure, I've...
787
01:00:05,201 --> 01:00:08,170
never been in love before,
but that'swhat they say.
788
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:13,070
- You have nice legs.
- No.
789
01:00:14,477 --> 01:00:16,672
Please just stop looking at them.
790
01:00:17,013 --> 01:00:18,810
Let mesee your butt.
791
01:00:19,015 --> 01:00:21,916
No, I don't want you tosee my legs,
I'm not gonnalet yousee my butt!
792
01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:24,814
No, it just occurred to me I never
checked out your butt for thescar.
793
01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:27,387
- I don't have ascar.
- Come on, let mesee your butt.
794
01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:29,888
- It's not abig deal.
- Just stop it!
795
01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:50,605
Don't worry, Annie.
No one is to look at your behind.
796
01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:56,183
You can just let bigstrong guy like me
get in touchwith Miss Sweet Cheeks.
797
01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:59,752
That's not f air, Mr. Hand
is to have all the fun!
798
01:01:00,023 --> 01:01:05,051
That's not true, Signor Chin.
Johnny 0ne- Eye is to have all the fun.
799
01:01:05,261 --> 01:01:06,626
Correction, Sir Belly!
800
01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:10,424
Johnny 0ne- Eye is alot uptight,
he never gets tosee the light of day.
801
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:14,134
You can't keep me in here forever!
lwill rise again!
802
01:01:14,370 --> 01:01:17,567
Johnny! I hate it whenwe're apart.
803
01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:20,470
You are the Shakespeare
of Body Part Theater.
804
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,338
Well...
805
01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:28,779
if this is the theater, then I think
you're missingsomething.
806
01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:33,313
A womanso beautiful...
807
01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:38,419
needs a diamond necklace
whenshe goes to ashow.
808
01:01:41,998 --> 01:01:43,022
You like that?
809
01:01:43,232 --> 01:01:45,792
Well, if you're my date...
810
01:01:46,002 --> 01:01:50,632
then you are alittle
underdressed, I think.
811
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:40,614
Please, give me akiss!
812
01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:49,163
No! No, areal kiss!
813
01:02:58,107 --> 01:03:00,507
Please give me areal kiss!
814
01:03:07,884 --> 01:03:10,409
How about givingsome tongue?
815
01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:24,761
You know what?
816
01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,772
- Hey, Annie.
- Hey, Sam IAm.
817
01:03:32,575 --> 01:03:34,702
Does this building
have astorage place?
818
01:03:34,911 --> 01:03:37,141
Yeah, in the basement. Why?
819
01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:40,406
I thought maybe Hope
havestoredsomething there.
820
01:03:40,616 --> 01:03:42,811
Maybewe can findsomething out.
821
01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:48,083
What?
822
01:03:48,925 --> 01:03:53,589
Nothing, ljust...
kind of figuredwe're together.
823
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:57,288
We are together.
I'mso happy right now.
824
01:03:57,533 --> 01:04:00,730
Why are youstill trying to find out
what'swrongwith Hope?
825
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:04,867
- Becauseshe's my friend.
- Don't go down there.
826
01:04:05,141 --> 01:04:07,006
Hey, look.
827
01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:12,571
- Nothing'swrong, okay? It's okay.
- Please, Sam.
828
01:04:14,884 --> 01:04:17,375
Why? Are you jealous?
829
01:04:18,321 --> 01:04:20,152
0h, no.
830
01:04:20,957 --> 01:04:24,825
I'm new at this. I toldyou it's the
first time I get areal boyfriend.
831
01:04:26,896 --> 01:04:30,832
- Just makes me feel funny.
- It's okay.
832
01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:33,866
- Just do one thing for me.
- What?
833
01:04:34,070 --> 01:04:36,903
Just stop trying to help Hope.
834
01:04:38,841 --> 01:04:41,105
No, I can't. I'msorry.
835
01:04:41,744 --> 01:04:44,611
She's my friend,
I'm not gonna abandon her.
836
01:06:39,895 --> 01:06:41,624
Right, motherfucker!That's right!
837
01:08:01,310 --> 01:08:05,076
- That's it, Peeping Tom!
- He's in thewall! He's in thewall!
838
01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:11,677
He's in thewall, girls! Help me!
839
01:08:19,962 --> 01:08:21,896
Get him, girls! Get him!
840
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:27,133
Get him!
841
01:08:54,897 --> 01:08:56,592
- Get him!
- Annie!
842
01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:59,533
Annie, come on.
0pen the door, please!
843
01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:02,169
I don't wannasee you anymore.
You made your choice.
844
01:09:02,371 --> 01:09:04,771
- Come on, please, Annie! 0pen the door!
- Go away.
845
01:09:16,018 --> 01:09:19,476
Ishould have figured it was you.
Hold himstill.
846
01:09:20,022 --> 01:09:21,546
Wait! I can explain!
847
01:09:51,754 --> 01:09:54,052
How is that portable
pocket pussy going?
848
01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:59,917
- That's not what it is.
- Yeah, sure it is. Look at that thing.
849
01:10:00,162 --> 01:10:03,188
Got alittle nickname for it?
Cock- Sucky Sue?
850
01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:06,334
I know you just can't wait to get
your tongue in there and lub it up.
851
01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:11,905
Shut up! It's my turn to talk.
852
01:10:12,174 --> 01:10:14,074
This device is for my...
853
01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:17,369
por... problem. I can't even
say theword, but...
854
01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:19,309
let's just say that's how it spells,
like aport.
855
01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:23,675
You know how addicts useso many
drugs they can't get high anymore?
856
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,616
That'swhat happened to me, man.
I overdosed on hardcore and now...
857
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:27,846
I can't get ahard- on.
858
01:10:28,123 --> 01:10:30,990
While holdenwastelling me
about his important problem...
859
01:10:31,193 --> 01:10:32,626
that'swhen I heard it.
860
01:10:32,928 --> 01:10:34,919
What was humphrey Bogart's
character's name...
861
01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:37,257
inthe classic film"Casablanca"?
862
01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:39,127
Richard Blainel
863
01:10:39,335 --> 01:10:43,465
Richard BlainelThat wasthe name
of Bogart'scharacter in"Casablanca".
864
01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:45,867
- Here, I'llshut off.
Youwon 50Odollars, Danl
865
01:10:46,275 --> 01:10:48,175
Congratulations.
866
01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:51,477
Ishouldn't have got that used.
867
01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:55,713
Richard Blaine,
as in"Play it again, Sam".
868
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:58,386
Might aswell been
"You've been played, Sam."
869
01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:00,452
But lwasn't gonnabe played
any longer.
870
01:11:00,656 --> 01:11:03,955
I now had ahunch.
I just neededto test it.
871
01:11:06,629 --> 01:11:09,359
Mr. Willens, please let me by
this one last time.
872
01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:14,436
You take one morestep forward,
you're gonna findyourself in chunks.
873
01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:16,468
In my stool.
874
01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:18,572
And no one's gonna care.
875
01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:33,349
I'm just protecting the girls
from the likes of you.
876
01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:36,356
You're the one they need
protection from!
877
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,458
- Who's gonnabelieve you?
- They will.
878
01:11:39,662 --> 01:11:42,392
When they find that
you're the grossest man alive.
879
01:11:42,598 --> 01:11:47,661
- Thend grossest! Let my friend go!
- How are you gonnamake me do that?
880
01:12:07,623 --> 01:12:09,853
Ho- Chi mama!
881
01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:22,093
Come on, girls!
882
01:12:23,205 --> 01:12:25,173
That's allyou got?
883
01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:38,616
Hello, ladies.
884
01:12:41,623 --> 01:12:43,386
So that's my story.
885
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,987
And I can tell by the looks
on your f aces...
886
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:49,858
there's gonnabe only oneway
of convincingyou to let me go.
887
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,459
Willyou let meshow you?
888
01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:09,346
Yousee, this is irrefutable proof
that men are gross.
889
01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:14,181
Maybe Ishould be more precise: men
without women are absolutely gross.
890
01:14:07,409 --> 01:14:10,936
I did all of this, everything,
for awoman.
891
01:14:12,748 --> 01:14:14,409
Men needyou.
892
01:14:15,584 --> 01:14:18,144
Men needwomen tosave us
from ourselves.
893
01:14:20,055 --> 01:14:21,716
Alright, let him go.
894
01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:36,067
I brought you down, you circus freak!
895
01:14:38,273 --> 01:14:40,400
So you're the onewho paged me?
896
01:14:41,910 --> 01:14:43,434
- How didyou find out?
- Sam.
897
01:14:43,846 --> 01:14:46,679
He told me you guys
had a fight over it.
898
01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:51,876
- Hewas right. Men are gross.
- And I'm the perfect example.
899
01:14:52,087 --> 01:14:56,023
But he forgot to mention one thing:
that men can also be heroic.
900
01:14:56,825 --> 01:15:00,090
I think it's apretty noble thing
you did, coming to his rescue.
901
01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:01,887
Why didyou do it?
902
01:15:02,264 --> 01:15:04,459
I didn't want him to end up like me.
903
01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:18,779
Hi. ljust wanted to makesure
that after the other night...
904
01:15:18,981 --> 01:15:21,313
that we'restill good, still friends.
905
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,178
0f course.
906
01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:47,265
How didyou know?
907
01:15:47,776 --> 01:15:50,176
All the clues, they were red herrings.
908
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,813
What's going on?
909
01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:56,047
Please don't be mad.
910
01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:00,885
I don't even know where tostart.
911
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:06,092
Why not by telling me if you've really
beensad for all theses months?
912
01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:10,693
Yes. Thewhole time.
Willyou pleasesit?
913
01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:16,633
I lost someone really close to me.
Jesse.
914
01:16:16,838 --> 01:16:20,740
Hewas my best friend in thewhole
world ever since I can remember.
915
01:16:25,948 --> 01:16:27,643
Let's dosome hairdo.
916
01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:33,652
Six months ago,
everything changed.
917
01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,089
Jesse!
918
01:16:42,631 --> 01:16:44,155
- What?
- What are you doing?
919
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:49,902
I don't know. Westarted being
friends, Hope. You know...
920
01:16:51,573 --> 01:16:53,598
Iwannabe your boyfriend.
921
01:16:53,976 --> 01:16:57,571
Haven't you ever
thought of me that way before?
922
01:16:58,580 --> 01:17:03,813
Not really. I mean you've
always been a true friend.
923
01:17:04,019 --> 01:17:06,249
Someone that I can trust.
924
01:17:06,488 --> 01:17:08,251
Like abrother.
925
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:13,656
Andyou've always been this guy that
has never f ailed to make mesmile.
926
01:17:15,864 --> 01:17:21,359
That'sso nice!You know,
but... Iwant more than this.
927
01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:24,903
0kay? If lwanted a friend
I'd go hang out with the guys.
928
01:17:25,107 --> 01:17:30,238
Men don't want female friends.
All menwant are girlfriends.
929
01:17:30,879 --> 01:17:34,940
Sowhy don't we kiss andsee if
there's any spark between us, okay?
930
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:40,178
- Jesse, please! Don't!
- I don't get this!
931
01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:43,222
Last week Isaw you make out with
some guy you'd known for an hour...
932
01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:47,087
but youwon't kiss me?
Hope, I've known you all my life!
933
01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:50,924
Let's just kiss andsee how it feels,
alright? Let's just kiss.
934
01:17:51,133 --> 01:17:53,931
- Just give me a...
- Please! Stop!
935
01:17:54,136 --> 01:17:55,535
Get off!
936
01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:02,276
You owe me this, Hope, okay?
Give me a fucking kiss!
937
01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:04,502
- Get off! Stop it!
- Shut up!
938
01:18:04,746 --> 01:18:06,077
- Jesse, don't...!
- Give me akiss!
939
01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:08,714
Stop it! Get off!
940
01:18:09,384 --> 01:18:10,681
Get off of me!
941
01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:17,691
That'swhen Icame to believe that I
could never trust aman's friendship.
942
01:18:17,893 --> 01:18:20,623
Because amanwasonly doing it
because he wanted more.
943
01:18:20,829 --> 01:18:24,822
And if Icouldn't trust men as a friend
how could lever trust men as alover?
944
01:18:25,033 --> 01:18:27,627
Then I met you again.
945
01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:30,668
- Hope!
- Hello, Sam.
946
01:18:30,872 --> 01:18:34,205
Itold Annie about everything because
she and I had became really close.
947
01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:37,940
He's out there again.
948
01:18:38,146 --> 01:18:40,808
If Sam could prove that
hewas your true friend...
949
01:18:41,016 --> 01:18:42,881
wouldyou let him be your true love?
950
01:18:43,085 --> 01:18:46,646
Andwould Santa Claus bring him
here for Christmas, Annie?
951
01:18:47,689 --> 01:18:50,385
Couldn't hurt tosee how f ar he'd go.
952
01:18:51,093 --> 01:18:54,620
Ever since I met you lwanted
to take you to dinner and the movies.
953
01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:57,423
He's out there. What do I do?
954
01:18:58,133 --> 01:19:00,601
He just wants to know
why you'resosad.
955
01:19:03,171 --> 01:19:05,264
Let's give himsome clues.
956
01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:09,737
- An album cover? That's not a clue.
- But Sam doesn't know that.
957
01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,876
Weshould just stop, okay?
958
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:15,572
I'm gonnabe even more depressed
if Sam turns out to be just like Jesse.
959
01:19:15,784 --> 01:19:18,116
We can't, we're in too deep.
960
01:19:21,356 --> 01:19:23,654
Here he comes! Here he comes!
961
01:19:24,826 --> 01:19:26,760
"I cried my eyes out..."
962
01:19:26,962 --> 01:19:32,923
And thenwrite: "...that Richard Blaine
knows nothing about love."
963
01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:35,970
Finally something presented itself.
964
01:19:37,072 --> 01:19:39,267
I think Sam likes me.
965
01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:46,539
Just do one thing for me.
966
01:19:47,883 --> 01:19:49,851
Stop trying to help Hope.
967
01:19:50,051 --> 01:19:52,178
Ididn't plan for this finaltest.
968
01:19:53,255 --> 01:19:57,351
No, she's my friend.
I can't abandon her.
969
01:19:57,592 --> 01:19:59,116
But it allseemedworth it.
970
01:19:59,427 --> 01:20:02,760
Youstillwanted to be my friend
even after you had a girlfriend...
971
01:20:03,031 --> 01:20:05,966
and at the risk of losing
the girlfriend.
972
01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:08,762
That'swhen I had proof
that you are for real.
973
01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:11,764
Youwere a true friend.
974
01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:15,204
And now I've f allen
completely in lovewith you.
975
01:20:15,844 --> 01:20:18,369
Andwhy aren't yousmiling now?
976
01:20:18,947 --> 01:20:22,144
- Because you're not smiling.
- What didyou expect?
977
01:20:22,384 --> 01:20:26,218
I knew lwasweird,
but I didn't know lwasstupid.
978
01:20:26,421 --> 01:20:27,979
Sam, you're not stupid.
979
01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:32,524
Andwhat you think isweird
I find charming.
980
01:20:32,794 --> 01:20:35,854
Andwhat you call
accidentally funny...
981
01:20:36,264 --> 01:20:38,630
I call plainly funny.
982
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:43,093
It's theway to awoman's heart,
Sam. By making her smile.
983
01:20:44,272 --> 01:20:45,796
Andyou've made mesmile.
984
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:52,075
Yeah, but all of this...
none of this is real.
985
01:20:53,548 --> 01:20:55,175
This is real.
986
01:21:23,411 --> 01:21:26,710
Carl! Come on! It hurts!
987
01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:30,009
God! Hurry up, you idiot!
What'swrongwith you?
988
01:21:30,218 --> 01:21:32,812
This painkiller sucks!Yousuck!
989
01:21:34,356 --> 01:21:35,846
Think off!
990
01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,158
Where'd everything go?
991
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:43,288
Dumpster.
992
01:21:44,799 --> 01:21:47,359
That Willens guy gave me thewillies.
993
01:21:48,970 --> 01:21:51,234
That could've been me in a year.
994
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,568
Months maybe.
995
01:21:55,443 --> 01:21:58,412
Yeah. I know the feeling.
996
01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:02,074
Aren't you gonnaneed
some of thisstuff?
997
01:22:03,351 --> 01:22:05,785
Not since Tanya and I hooked up.
998
01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:08,888
Right. I'm happy for you, my friend.
999
01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:23,537
Sam?
1000
01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,603
Check this out.
1001
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:34,309
Come on!That's funny.
1002
01:22:36,518 --> 01:22:38,179
Talk to me.
1003
01:22:38,386 --> 01:22:39,910
What?
1004
01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,645
I'm not blind.
1005
01:22:41,856 --> 01:22:45,019
Something'swrong if the cartoon
on my ass isn't makingyousmile.
1006
01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:46,984
No, I'm okay.
1007
01:22:50,765 --> 01:22:52,756
You've got aproblem.
1008
01:22:57,238 --> 01:23:01,265
You love me but you think
you might also love Annie.
1009
01:23:02,243 --> 01:23:03,870
No, I don't.
1010
01:23:04,579 --> 01:23:06,547
Well, she loves you.
1011
01:23:07,315 --> 01:23:09,681
She didn't plan it, but it happened.
1012
01:23:11,886 --> 01:23:14,081
And I know you care for her too.
1013
01:23:14,956 --> 01:23:16,981
And I love you, Sam.
1014
01:23:17,759 --> 01:23:20,023
And lwant youso bad...
1015
01:23:20,795 --> 01:23:24,322
there's amillionsmiles
I have for us toshare.
1016
01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:29,302
And I can make you love me more.
1017
01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:37,336
But it's... time for me
to be a friend to you.
1018
01:23:40,915 --> 01:23:42,974
What are you talking about?
1019
01:23:46,621 --> 01:23:51,684
I'm not lettingyou go,
but I'msettingyou free.
1020
01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:56,163
You have to decide for yourself.
1021
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,171
Annie, look, I need to talk to you.
1022
01:24:42,677 --> 01:24:44,042
What do youwant?
1023
01:24:44,345 --> 01:24:47,405
You know what isworse than not
being able to findsomeone'ssmile?
1024
01:24:49,584 --> 01:24:51,950
Makingsomeone lose theirs.
1025
01:24:52,153 --> 01:24:55,680
- lwannahelp you get yours back.
- I'll find it myself.
1026
01:24:55,890 --> 01:24:58,586
When I get to the bottom of this
chocolate- chocolate chip.
1027
01:24:58,793 --> 01:25:00,852
Look, Annie, I love you.
1028
01:25:02,730 --> 01:25:05,893
That's kind of hard for me to believe
after everythingyou've done for her.
1029
01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:08,865
Look, it's true. Remember all those
drawings I did the other night...
1030
01:25:09,070 --> 01:25:10,731
when lwas camped
outside of Hope's door?
1031
01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:13,430
They weren't of her.
They were of you, they 're all of you.
1032
01:25:13,675 --> 01:25:16,371
- That meanssomething, right?
- You're confused.
1033
01:25:16,811 --> 01:25:20,508
You've hurt Gargantuan, the girl
who's f at but has a great personality.
1034
01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:25,876
Now you feel guilty. You think
you care about me but it's just pity.
1035
01:25:28,189 --> 01:25:29,178
Goodbye, Sam.
1036
01:25:29,390 --> 01:25:32,621
No, Annie, don't. I'm not leaving
here untilyou look at this.
1037
01:25:32,827 --> 01:25:34,055
Annie, please!
1038
01:25:56,918 --> 01:25:58,408
What's in the case?
1039
01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:01,350
- Got any dirty pictures in here?
- Give it back!
1040
01:26:01,956 --> 01:26:05,756
You know, the cops came by
to talk to me the other day.
1041
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,793
Now I gotta take this cab down to the
station and answer more questions.
1042
01:26:09,297 --> 01:26:12,596
These drawings are irreplaceable,
willyou just please give them back?
1043
01:26:14,435 --> 01:26:18,166
These are all of thesame girl!
That bitch, Annie!
1044
01:26:18,373 --> 01:26:20,898
- Give it back.
- Why should I?
1045
01:26:21,109 --> 01:26:25,546
Look, if you do, lwon't tell the cops
that youwere on those passageways.
1046
01:26:25,747 --> 01:26:30,207
I need those drawings toshow Annie
how much I care for her.
1047
01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:34,354
If I lose the drawings I'm gonna
lose Annie. Now give them back!
1048
01:26:34,789 --> 01:26:38,885
You know, I may be the pervert
the cops are looking for...
1049
01:26:39,093 --> 01:26:41,561
but I'm not going down for it.
1050
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:44,791
No, I think I'm gonnakeep these.
1051
01:26:45,099 --> 01:26:49,502
The cops may be curious about these.
All of thesame girl?
1052
01:26:49,804 --> 01:26:51,795
Looks to me like
you got an obsession.
1053
01:26:52,307 --> 01:26:56,004
The cops are gonnaperk upwhen
I tell themyou've beenstalking her.
1054
01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:57,735
See you in court, sport!
1055
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,689
Let him go, Willens!
1056
01:27:14,028 --> 01:27:15,996
Undercover detective!
You're under arrest.
1057
01:27:16,197 --> 01:27:18,961
- What? I didn't do nothing!
- 0h yeah.
1058
01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:21,431
Iwasn't on my knees
praying all those times...
1059
01:27:21,636 --> 01:27:24,571
Iwas on my knees
planting listening devices!
1060
01:27:24,772 --> 01:27:26,501
We know all about you.
1061
01:27:26,708 --> 01:27:28,232
Get in.
1062
01:27:28,443 --> 01:27:30,274
11th Precinct, please.
1063
01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:57,366
I think somebody 's lost their smile.
1064
01:28:06,581 --> 01:28:09,982
Come on, girls, we can't lose
onesingle paper! Go, go!
1065
01:28:28,036 --> 01:28:30,061
- Here you go, Sam.
- Thank you.
1066
01:28:30,905 --> 01:28:33,135
- Here you go, Sam.
- Here.
1067
01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:35,741
- This is for you.
- Found this.
1068
01:28:35,943 --> 01:28:37,740
- Here's one.
- Good luck!
1069
01:28:43,651 --> 01:28:45,050
Annie!
1070
01:28:45,787 --> 01:28:47,778
Annie, come to thewindow!
1071
01:28:48,356 --> 01:28:49,755
Please!
1072
01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,322
Annie!
1073
01:28:51,759 --> 01:28:53,818
Come on! Come to thewindow!
1074
01:28:54,562 --> 01:28:56,325
Please, Annie!
1075
01:29:14,282 --> 01:29:17,945
Annie, look at it! Come on,
please, willyou look at it!
1076
01:29:31,132 --> 01:29:33,862
Annie!Are you crazy?
1077
01:29:34,135 --> 01:29:36,535
Can't yousee how much
Sam cares about you?
1078
01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:54,047
Annie, I love you!
1079
01:29:54,455 --> 01:29:57,982
This is the only way
I can get you tosee how I feel!
1080
01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:33,323
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