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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,773 Hi, I'm Lewis Gardner. 2 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,911 Ben Camelino has been my best friend since eighth grade. 3 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:47,470 People always found Ben half coward... 4 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,208 But not when the beast really did. 5 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:52,775 Good lady, where are you going? Come here. 6 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,185 WOMEN'S CLUB 7 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,249 What would you do for love? 8 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:01,089 Some guys buy flowers, some buy jewelry. 9 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:04,461 Musician Tommy Lee tattooed his girlfriend's name on his instrument. 10 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,402 Ben? He dances a lot every night. 11 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:13,606 Which is very different from our extremely boring days in our work. 12 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:18,541 At Worldtec Worldwide in the beautiful San Fernando Valley. 13 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,739 Eight hours a day from hell on earth. 14 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:22,112 Did you find anything? 15 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,650 Only a few spywares... 16 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,652 The m43 trojan program... 17 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,987 Some pop-ups... 18 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:29,721 Wow! 19 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,386 Some photos of the naked face's wife. 20 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:36,362 How wonderful! She's sexy as a big piece of cottage cheese, man. 21 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:39,524 "This will run in e-mails." "You did not say that." 22 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:41,561 But I'll send it to you. 23 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,000 Happy hour later? 24 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:44,901 No, I have to do some things with Rachel. 25 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:48,373 You're putting me off every day, man. What is going on? 26 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,570 Does she offer snacks for 50 cents and drink for two dollars? 27 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:55,706 It's not for nothing, but have you thought about what it will be like when you're married? 28 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:59,446 I'll tell you, I'm going to be that sad, lonely guy in the back of the bar. 29 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:04,822 But you, you're going to be like a dog on a leash, a perfect boss. 30 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,018 Camelish! 31 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,092 Yes? 32 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,385 Sadie is waiting. 33 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:10,695 It's ok. 34 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,234 Ben was a talented guy. 35 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:18,271 He had goals, dreams, desires. 36 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:22,039 But during the course, something... Something went wrong. 37 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,544 Did Sadie make a "toad"? Did? 38 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,242 Break a little. 39 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,419 Knead. 40 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,218 Are you letting Sadie eat grass again? 41 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:43,058 No, I would not do that, Miss. Watson. 42 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,062 How nice. 43 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,562 Now get out of here. 44 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:48,457 Pain and suffering are said to form great artists. 45 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:51,130 If this is true, Ben would be a Picasso. 46 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:54,800 Always drawing cute things for his girlfriend Rachel. 47 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,366 And your drawings? You never drew it again. 48 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,741 I drew something today. 49 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,738 It's my boss. 50 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:04,607 Here it is. Did you see the pentagram? 51 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:08,951 It represents her third chakra and that is my blood dripping from her teeth. 52 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:12,083 Now a little of the family history of the Camelinos. 53 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,126 Ben was eight years old when his father left. 54 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:20,730 Your mother faced the change very well. 55 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:25,269 Let's say that, after wasting ten years with that old man... 56 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,933 She was determined to make up for lost time. 57 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,376 Ben! 58 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:35,176 - This is Uncle Gama. - That's right. 59 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:39,577 And rhymes with "bed". That's where we should go. 60 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:46,749 Almost every night, there was a new male member of Ben's family... 61 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:47,919 in your home. 62 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:50,923 Had Uncle Adam. 63 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,300 Uncle Andy. 64 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,529 Uncle Arturo. 65 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:56,768 Uncle Al. 66 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:58,432 Uncle Antoine. 67 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,832 And the bizarre homeless pirate. 68 00:04:01,976 --> 00:04:06,174 His mother must have thought that several fatherly fangs would make him feel better... 69 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:08,215 As to not having a real father. 70 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,049 But what counts is the intention, is not it? 71 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,590 Ben said most of them were pretty cool. 72 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:21,560 Although some have left the house smelling of coconut body oil. 73 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:26,193 But none has changed Ben's life, as did Uncle Sven. 74 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,889 You know what, Bill? 75 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,630 Ben. 76 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:00,298 Whatever. 77 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,694 Let me give you some advice. 78 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:09,808 If you want to attract the kitties, the dance floor is the perfect place for that. 79 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:16,182 Nothing is more provocative than a nice backside in action. 80 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:19,818 Understood? 81 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:23,114 But I'm allergic to cats, Uncle Sven. 82 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,848 Never mind. 83 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:29,555 Will you return my mother's panties? 84 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,961 Probably not. 85 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,457 Uncle Sven's words haunted his dreams. 86 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,468 And they could not stop thinking about that bow tie. 87 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,302 Sven! 88 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:54,319 Okay, he did not quite understand what Uncle Sven was saying. 89 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:00,760 But that was going to change one day. 90 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,927 - Hi love. - Hi. 91 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,895 I brought your favorite wine. 92 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,396 "And more porn bridal magazines." - Nice. 93 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,669 Ben, this is Clarissa, Kingsley Estates wedding planner. 94 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,233 Hi nice to meet you. 95 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,142 - Come, sit here. - What I lose? 96 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,341 Clarissa was telling me about the Rose Garden party. 97 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:23,915 Rose garden 98 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:27,348 It's perfect! It would be perfect. 99 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,351 Have you chosen the date yet? 100 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,554 Preferably in July of this year. 101 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:38,328 Unfortunately, there is no day available for next year. 102 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:43,200 Unless... There has just been a cancellation! 103 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:46,797 For three months from now, actually. How lucky. 104 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,174 The day is ours. 105 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,310 I think we should get to know the place first. 106 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,039 Do not you think that would be a good idea? 107 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:58,882 But someone can take that day between today and the day of your visit. 108 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,950 You do not want that, Ben. 109 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,852 We do not want this, Ben. 110 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,616 Then you can dial. 111 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,055 Thank you dear. 112 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,803 Well, what would be the price? 113 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,843 The Rose Garden accepts a minimum of two hundred guests, so... 114 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,469 I hope you have many friends. 115 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:31,909 As long as suppliers, 18% By service, taxes... 116 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,681 I would say... 117 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,647 49 thousand, 998 dollars. 118 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,858 It's possible, is not it? 119 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,954 It's less than 50 thousand. 120 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,255 It is not? 121 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,859 You will earn many miles... 122 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,630 On your credit card. 123 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,402 It's the Rose Garden. 124 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:58,775 The Rose Garden? 125 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:01,508 50 thousand dollars, man! 126 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,610 How are you going to do that, Ben? 127 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,083 I want to draw for comics. 128 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,849 You make a living out of it, do not you? 129 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,022 I'm kidding. 130 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:15,050 Do you think you would leave something so important in the hands of a scumbag like you? 131 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,887 Of course I'm going to marry the wedding. 132 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,564 Oh really? 133 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,597 Dad, thank you so much. 134 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,336 I do everything for my little girl and... 135 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,269 By my little girl's wedding. 136 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,508 What are we going to do? 137 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,445 Rachel's wedding. All fifty thousand dollars. 138 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:37,575 Only that? I would easily spend twice as much. 139 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:39,774 How nice. 140 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,252 As well? What? 141 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,313 I said I'd get ice. 142 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:44,980 I take. 143 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,286 It's on me. 144 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,294 The ice does not pay, idiot. 145 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,829 Why do not you both go? 146 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,466 It's funny how a person's life can change in an instant. 147 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,200 That's exactly what happened to Ben that night. 148 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,203 Thank you for offering to pay for the wedding, Mr. Matthews. 149 00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:04,335 You're welcome. 150 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,803 I always thought she was going to marry Cole. 151 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,241 But life is full of disappointments. Right, Ben? 152 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,920 - Then... "Why do you still have this photo?" 153 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,148 Tell us more about your work. 154 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:20,023 I'm still in the T.I. department, still at Worldtec Worldwide. 155 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,687 What exactly does this company do? 156 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:26,699 The mission of the company is to seek opportunities for growth and profit... 157 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:30,567 In emerging markets, explore new financial paradigms and... 158 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,800 I guess I dozed off in the middle of that boring answer, Ben. 159 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,473 I've been a financial advisor for thirty years. 160 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:39,103 Ten hours a day, five days a week. 161 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:43,309 I only see numbers. Numbers about numbers, about numbers. 162 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,375 That's why I drink almost half a bottle of whiskey every night. 163 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,717 You know what helps me stay in the damn office? 164 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,882 Is there an open bar in the meeting room? 165 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,391 The notion of duty. 166 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,459 Of responsability. 167 00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:57,122 I had a family to support, and soon you will have yours. 168 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,392 Is Rachel pregnant? 169 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,627 For God's sake, no. 170 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,136 I know you're young. Must have a lot of crazy dreams... 171 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:09,005 And must think, "I'm going to stay in this job until my rock band works out." 172 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,407 - I do not have... - Forget! 173 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,708 99.9% of Americans kill themselves from work from nine to five... 174 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,975 Five days a week, fifty weeks a year. 175 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,983 Why would it be different with you? 176 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,909 Would not be. 177 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,479 Exactly. 178 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,514 I'll wait in the car. Grab some lottery tickets on the way out. 179 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:27,525 It's ok. 180 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,976 BERNIE NILES, BEWARE OF THE DONOR 181 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,606 Hi, Bernie. 182 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,984 - It's the cleaning lady. - Yes. 183 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,652 Wait, listen, let's see if I get it, Matthews. 184 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,951 You already owe me two thousand dollars. 185 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,515 And now you want to borrow more? 186 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:00,525 50,000. 187 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,988 I thought, as I already owe you... 188 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,463 What would be another 50,000, would not it? But you know what? 189 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,162 Your help would be welcome now. 190 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,601 - I'm fiddling with the decor... - This here? Right. 191 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,766 - Just drag it over here. That. - Ready. 192 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,100 I just need to cover it up here. 193 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,375 What do we do? Uncoil this? 194 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,940 That. Pull that side, sing it too. 195 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,384 Open everything right. Great job. 196 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,080 Hello, Bernie! 197 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,124 Why are you tinkering with the decor now? 198 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,886 My friend Louie comes here. 199 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,085 Do I know this Louie? 200 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,220 Yes Yes... Say "hi" to Louie! 201 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,059 Bernie, Bernie! We can work this out. 202 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,962 - IT IS? "Well, we have a story. 203 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,296 Get up. I'm ashamed of you. 204 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,572 Let's go. 205 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,806 There you are. Finally it came. 206 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,818 You brought your accessories, that's good. Let's go. 207 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,081 I said, are you ready? 208 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,283 - Yes! "I did not listen, are you ready?" 209 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:09,621 That's it, girls. I'm Candy Lane, and I want to introduce you to... 210 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,994 The newest member of the Men's Dressing Room. 211 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,057 It's dark as bitter chocolate. 212 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,102 He really is. And it's light as a feather. 213 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,004 "Why those clothes?" - Clothes? 214 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,872 - The "Common Man" number. Good! 215 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,741 - I'm looking for Mr. Matthews. - Who? 216 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,473 The Ice Man! 217 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:28,746 Come on! 218 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:34,679 Oh yeah, it's the Ice Man's premiere. You better get ready. 219 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,083 Oh, it's his first! 220 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,194 He does not know what to do. 221 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,127 He's shy. 222 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,394 He's shy. 223 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,768 That's part of the show, is not it? 224 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:55,433 Oh, he looks like a baby. Anyone want to give this baby a chance? 225 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,970 Who wants to be his mom? 226 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,972 What are you doing standing there? 227 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,517 Can not you disguise this silly face? 228 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:06,813 No, Dad, it's okay. 229 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,787 I found "Ice Man," the new guy. 230 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,288 He's on stage now. 231 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,551 Excuse. 232 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,217 I'm Charlemagne. 233 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,261 I'm the Ice Man. 234 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,792 Sorry I'm late. 235 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,028 So who the hell is that idiot? 236 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,331 I have no idea. 237 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:23,998 He had sacks of ice. 238 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,261 Do you want to see ice bags? 239 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,829 "I'll show you an ice pack." - No. 240 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,603 - You want to see? - Please do not! 241 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,734 Take it all off! 242 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,009 He has a beautiful swaddle. Yes, he has. 243 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,878 He's going to show you his cock. 244 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,875 Move everything! 245 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,153 Take it all off! 246 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,052 Move it, you asshole! 247 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,416 Take it all off! 248 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,143 Take it all off! 249 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,068 Come closer! 250 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,131 In tennis, in tennis. 251 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,716 Why are you screaming so hard? 252 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:23,278 - Weird. "Yes, the great Chad is here. Not there. 253 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,282 He is good. 254 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,943 Yes yes I know. 255 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,510 That's why I brought him here. 256 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,816 You said you did not know him. 257 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,916 I know, I said. Because I did not want to influence you. 258 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,322 Yes I understand. 259 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,692 That's it! 260 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,632 A round of applause for the Ice Man! 261 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,761 Thanks for the encouragement, ma'am. 262 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,201 My name is Maureen. 263 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,069 I'll give you $ 300 if you lick me like a lollipop. 264 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,400 Thank you. 265 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,240 Excuse. I came here, and I want to receive. 266 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,110 I'll be in the dressing room. Go a little bit back, just a little. 267 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,342 Thank you. 268 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,193 This is Ben Camelino, my future son-in-law. 269 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,626 Ben volunteered to... 270 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,995 Pay my debt, doing your show for you. 271 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,800 - Do not know... "Bernie, did you hear the women down there?" 272 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,394 "They adored him. "Yes, they did. 273 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,463 "Yes, they did." 274 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,103 You will work from eight to midnight, from Tuesdays to Saturdays. 275 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,644 Thank you, Bernie. Leave it to me. 276 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,877 You have made the greatest success. They loved it. 277 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,749 There was one she really loved. 278 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,217 Listen, Ben. So it will be like this... 279 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,621 Every dollar you win, we'll deposit into an account... 280 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,626 An application, will be an investment. 281 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,719 With your talent and my financial knowledge... 282 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,697 We'll have 50 grand quick. 283 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,395 "I thought you already had the money." - I have. I have a lot of money. 284 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,836 But everything is invested. In insurance, and these things... 285 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,636 But it is not accessible, and I am experiencing difficulties now. 286 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,676 So... 287 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,377 I will not do that. 288 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,244 But it's not for me. It's for Rachel, you know? 289 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,475 And by marriage. 290 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,815 Okay, that you had agreed to pay. 291 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,787 By tradition, the father banks the marriage. 292 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,380 But reality is a little different now. 293 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,450 This is not happening. 294 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,623 This visit to the men's locker room also did not happen. 295 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,928 So let's see what we'll talk about before we head back home. 296 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,098 I'm not going to lie to Rachel, Matthews. 297 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,469 Ben, you're getting married. 298 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,303 You better get used to it. 299 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,258 We arrived. 300 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,623 - Where is everybody? - Thank you for forcing me to make room... 301 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,993 - to your customers all night. "We were dying of worry. 302 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,759 Ben, what happened? 303 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,765 We... 304 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,757 We spent in a bar... 305 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,762 To celebrate. 306 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,438 Celebrate? Celebrate what? 307 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,475 My promotion. 308 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,136 Have you been promoted? 309 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,974 So you're going to work a lot more now, are not you, Ben? 310 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,951 You're going to work late. 311 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,082 Come on, tell them everything. 312 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,846 The ice melted. - It's all right. 313 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,698 That's it! 314 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:40,674 A round of applause for the real Ice Man. 315 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,950 I know you want his warmth in the winter. 316 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,212 Did he charge extra for these breasts? 317 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,511 Hello, men. 318 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:54,356 See who's here. It must be amateur night again. 319 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,230 Good job there, Ice Man. 320 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,962 Thank you dear. I'm hot, do what? 321 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,594 You call it dance? 322 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,640 Even a manta tree has more graceful motions. 323 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,108 And to think that I left the Rancho dos Homens to work with you. 324 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,940 You're so finished. 325 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,207 Chad! 326 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,511 - Does anybody have scissors? - Give me back my hair. 327 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,046 Great Chad has an effect on people. 328 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,921 It's not his problem. 329 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,791 You. 330 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,556 Is that you. Noob. 331 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,390 Guess what. I need a partner, and I'll get in five minutes. 332 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,368 You just entered the university of "Chad-onomia". 333 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,200 Do you think you can handle it? 334 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,069 I have the answer for you. 335 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,471 No way. 336 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,174 I will not do it. 337 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,707 Ben, relax. Let's Chill. 338 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,841 - Please, can you stop? - It's ok. 339 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,478 You have to pretend you're a girl. 340 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,785 - Pretend I'm a girl? At least think like a girl. 341 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,791 You need to get in touch with your feminine side. 342 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,020 Women love to dance, they know the movements. 343 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,428 They know how to drive heterosexual men and lesbians. 344 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,729 You need to connect with your inner vagina. 345 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,008 What are you going to do with it? 346 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,342 I'm doing this for a reason. 347 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,381 To have inspiration. 348 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,143 "Then it rages." "All right, girls!" 349 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:31,987 Who is ready to take part in the show? 350 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:37,085 The lucky one is the future bride, Jessica Smith of Reseda! 351 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,564 You can sit. Are you ready to be saved, my dear? 352 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,833 And I'm not talking about church, I'm talking about our firefighters. 353 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,272 Applause for Chad! 354 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,038 And the newest member of the Men's Locker Room. 355 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,875 - The Common Man. - Delicious! 356 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,681 Jessica, Jessica! 357 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,349 Never again steal my attention. 358 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,085 You're just mad because she thought I kissed well. 359 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,152 Shut your mouth. 360 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,684 Rachel always said that I kissed well. Whenever... Oh! 361 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,057 It is hot here. 362 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,619 I'm so wet, who's wet? 363 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,995 Did you hear their screams, Ben? How much do we earn? 364 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,062 159 dollars in three minutes of work. 365 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,630 I feel like a crack dealer. 366 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,008 Thank you. 367 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,008 Great work, kid. 368 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,380 Chad better be careful if he wants to remain number one here. 369 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,817 There's only room for a "number one" here, "Common Nerd." 370 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,091 So it's best to learn to count to two. 371 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:23,657 Old rascal, Big Chad does not have to know how to count. 372 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:26,160 Do you think it's good enough to beat the "Strip-potato"? 373 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,394 "Strip-potato" what? 374 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:32,199 Strip-pa-pa-luza. 375 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:35,729 It's just the biggest event there is for male strippers. 376 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,070 That's right. 377 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,304 And I already have champion "c" in the name. "Chad." 378 00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:41,369 Some letters change, I have the name of champion. 379 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,074 Yes, you can. 380 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,947 His name also has "c" as a pity. 381 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:50,086 Are you? 382 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,214 - $ 69 thousand. - No! 383 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,224 Ben... 384 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,784 - No! "We would pay the whole wedding..." 385 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:59,889 - with the money of this prize. "That's a great idea, Matthews. 386 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:03,026 Let's appear on national network, who knows Rachel does not see. 387 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,636 Well, the cake will cost two thousand dollars. 388 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,231 Is playing? 389 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,367 Is it covered in gold or something? 390 00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:12,604 It has four floors. 391 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:16,242 Can not cut down to two floors, and make everyone eat less? 392 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:21,878 Jack, people today get married once, or twice. Three at the most. 393 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:25,446 But we want Rachel to have the perfect marriage, at least the first one. 394 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,318 Now, I want you to listen to the band we chose. 395 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:31,886 In fact, it's a well-known orchestra, they're incredible. 396 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,732 Listen. 397 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,182 You know I love it. 398 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:59,323 You're coming close to my sleeping dragon. 399 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:02,452 If I wake you up, I will not take responsibility for your actions. 400 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:12,364 - Need some help, pal? "I do not have to, Chad. 401 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:14,099 It does not cost me anything, really. 402 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:17,198 You do well to lift weight. 403 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,073 The girls love men who are tame. 404 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:21,807 Men like Big Chad. 405 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,405 Do you know what Grand Chad loves? 406 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:24,471 Money. 407 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:28,481 And when someone takes the money that should be from Great Chad, he gets angry. 408 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:31,415 And then, he takes revenge. 409 00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,190 Who's your helper now? 410 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,494 I think somebody needs to feel Chad's weight. 411 00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,297 Who's the helper now? 412 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,468 This was good. 413 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,170 What was I doing? 414 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,242 Hi, red alert. 415 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,245 Really? 416 00:26:58,484 --> 00:26:59,951 Do not leave here. 417 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,647 You can assume. I'll be right back. 418 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:05,748 My God! 419 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,350 Jesus! Wait, do not move. 420 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,054 I'm going. 421 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,531 Are you alright? 422 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,403 Wow, there's a... 423 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:28,409 Chad attacked again, did not he? 424 00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:31,273 Do what, do not you? 425 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,284 Tear his balls off with a bite. 426 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,287 It's an option. Not mine. 427 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,184 He does this to all newbies. 428 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:41,751 Even with you? 429 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,193 No, I asked him to do it on me. 430 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,862 But you did not ask. 431 00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:50,368 So you can not stand there, you need to stand, defend yourself. 432 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:54,702 It's like that guy said, you must be the change you want for the world. 433 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,935 In fact, that makes a lot of sense. 434 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,203 Do it? 435 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,302 I do not know what that means I said. 436 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,870 So, Ben, do not be mean. 437 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,548 Well, I need to make money. 438 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:06,984 Goodbye. 439 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:11,955 Change. 440 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:16,223 Do you always come to this bank? It's my first day as a cashier. 441 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:21,665 I can make a deposit... Or you can make a serve. 442 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,000 Hi, girls! 443 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,930 I was just exercising. 444 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:29,406 How long have I been in the zoo? Why the question? 445 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,137 The anaconda? 446 00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:33,805 She's staying in the cage. 447 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:37,747 I am alone and you are in two. How about we get together? 448 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,718 It's a puppy snake now, but it grows. 449 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:41,912 Enough! 450 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,226 - Hi. - Hi. 451 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,558 You're home early. 452 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:51,823 What are you doing? 453 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,660 I was doing... 454 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,065 yoga. 455 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,268 How nice. 456 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:02,464 Did you notice that your bottom is swallowing your underwear? 457 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:09,306 Yes. This happens whenever I do the dog looking down. 458 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:13,383 It's ok. 459 00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:24,729 I saw you on the stage earlier. Do you want to go out with me when you finish your shift? 460 00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:26,765 I can not. I am committed. 461 00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:28,459 - I'm sorry. - Great thing, me too. 462 00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:30,468 Come on, do not be afraid. 463 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,026 What is the problem? 464 00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:34,631 I'm just doing this to pay for my wedding. 465 00:29:34,707 --> 00:29:37,437 I promised my fiancee the wedding of her dreams, so... 466 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:41,406 - How cute. "Love makes us do these things. 467 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:44,481 How cute. 468 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,016 Thank you. 469 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:48,752 Not bad. 470 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:50,719 Nor take your clothes off for that. 471 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,455 I do not understand, man. Because I? 472 00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:53,753 Excuse me Miss. 473 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:58,160 You're in time to help with a dilemma, which we're having here. 474 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,562 Can you explain what attracts him? 475 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,568 In fact, you remind me of my favorite nephew. 476 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,470 Except when you swing your papers in my face, of course. 477 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:11,169 These cowboys want to give you a ride. 478 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:14,136 But he has no bull. 479 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,774 Receive Big Chad! 480 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,082 Hi, cowboy! 481 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:49,513 Let me pull the trigger! 482 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:19,408 You need to take out money. You need to make lots of money. 483 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:23,278 Why does Chad get all that money, and you do not? 484 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:27,877 He is muscular, even his nipples are firm. 485 00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:31,787 His brain is the size of a peanut, but it has self-esteem. 486 00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:33,484 He knows who he is. 487 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,289 He believes in himself, and it shows. 488 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,393 You need to be more like Chad. 489 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:44,268 He's an outlaw. Applause! 490 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:49,434 How about a walk to the barn? Do not you think it's a good one? 491 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:53,808 Now, for every woman who has ever wanted to see a man looking at her thighs... 492 00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:55,840 Trevor and Oleg! 493 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:03,347 The first thing they look at is our thigh. Is not it? 494 00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:08,292 Wow! This this. 495 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:11,859 Hell, he's got a big deal. 496 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:15,131 I already know. I already know! 497 00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:17,568 It is called "search for signs". 498 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,366 When I was your age... 499 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,307 I was in doubt of what to do in life, and a great friend of mine said... 500 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:29,206 "Go into the desert, let the earth speak to you... 501 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:32,773 Learn his teachings and meet. " 502 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,652 Sounds like the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 503 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,194 That's right. 504 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,603 I'm in. A thousand dollars on the winning horse. 505 00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,075 The Lucky Jones in fifth. 506 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:01,544 Thank you. 507 00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:07,043 What's up... 508 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,479 Is the earth already talking to you, Ben? 509 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,087 Do not. 510 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:14,158 At least here is beautiful. 511 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:17,859 We end up forgetting about the problems. 512 00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:25,066 We see that we are an insignificant speck near Mother Nature. 513 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,898 You know? 514 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:30,800 Matthews? 515 00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:33,209 Matthews? 516 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,280 Where are you going? 517 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:36,873 Come back here! 518 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:42,811 Come back! 519 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:44,220 Damn it! 520 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:56,661 The earth is talking to me. 521 00:33:57,069 --> 00:33:58,798 And you know what she's saying? 522 00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:04,002 "Ben, your future father-in-law is an insensitive, selfish son of a bitch." 523 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:09,143 It's no joke. Can you come back and get me? 524 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:10,513 Please? 525 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:13,616 Damn it. 526 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,252 Matthews... 527 00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:27,524 Who are you? 528 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,260 My name is Belthagor. 529 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:37,033 Here, you better take something, buddy. You need to stay hydrated here. 530 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:49,049 Do you know what your problem is, Ben? 531 00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:52,891 The fact that you know my name? 532 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,596 This business is very good. 533 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:02,691 What is? 534 00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:11,235 Homemade agave-blue tequila. 535 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,244 It distorts reality. 536 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:15,578 IT IS. 537 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:26,090 Trouble is, you're just a fucking dork. 538 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:32,097 You are a slave to the system, and you are too afraid to be free. 539 00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:35,931 You gotta break the chains, man. 540 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:39,129 It's like I used to say when I was in the Air Force. 541 00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:41,502 Honor your balls, man. 542 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:45,135 - Honor your balls. - Honor your balls. 543 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,801 Were you in the Air Force? 544 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,939 Did they let you fly a plane? 545 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,150 Face... 546 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:56,386 Yes. 547 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,623 And I'll tell you... I think... 548 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:05,459 There's someone in that trailer who would love to have a talk with you. 549 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,178 Ben? 550 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:24,681 Hi. 551 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:29,920 Hi you and... 552 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,154 I but... 553 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:32,522 child. 554 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:34,991 Do not. You are me, but old. 555 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,726 - This is weird. - I know. 556 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,730 We need to talk about some things. 557 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:40,924 What kind of things? 558 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:44,025 That dance toss. You need to relax, man. 559 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:46,969 Let go. Relaxes the sphincter a little. 560 00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,267 How is it? 561 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:52,276 You're very tense. Too worried about playing the fool. 562 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:55,575 Who cares? People already think you're an idiot. 563 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:58,474 - Really? "You have to go forward." 564 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,518 Work like you do not need the money... 565 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:05,023 Love like you've never hurt yourself and dance like no one's watching. 566 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:07,217 - Maybe I'm right... Of course I'm right. 567 00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:10,693 Rachel's betting on you, man. She's betting on people. 568 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,589 And I still do not even like girls. 569 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,162 I would do anything for Rachel. 570 00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:18,669 I know I would. 571 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,432 She's everything to me. 572 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:28,268 Did you see the samurai sword? It's so cool. 573 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:29,741 Of course you did. 574 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,259 No one knows exactly what happened that day in the desert. 575 00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:43,692 If it was a dream, if it was real... 576 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,821 And what does it matter? 577 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,593 The important thing is that Ben was another man. 578 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:02,075 Matthews was right. Ben found himself. 579 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:06,383 Although not everyone shaves the bag after meeting... 580 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:09,352 But Ben was a man with a mission. 581 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:39,941 Turbinem your engines because he is a very bad boy. 582 00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:44,751 Exclusively in the Men's Dressing Room, the Common Man. 583 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:20,718 I love you. 584 00:39:21,093 --> 00:39:22,151 Look here. 585 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,593 Thank you thank you. 586 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,345 I love the Common Man. 587 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:51,314 - Great, let's applaud the Common Man. - Thank you. 588 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:55,451 That's right, he's like our neighbor, he wants to trim his grass. 589 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:01,560 - I think I made a monster. "I did not know you could do that." 590 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:02,827 It even gives fear. 591 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:05,728 - What did you think? "My God, just like Chad. 592 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,564 Good boy. 593 00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:29,954 Matthews, that's it. Thanks boy. 594 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,573 ORDINARY GUY 595 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,479 Everyone is looking around... 596 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:57,647 Trying to figure out what's going on. 597 00:40:57,722 --> 00:41:03,058 And then, a nun, look at your shoe, and say: "Holy shit!". 598 00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,692 Okay, you do not understand that kind of joke, forget it. 599 00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,961 Okay, not everyone understands... 600 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:13,401 Dude, that's great. They are looking brazenly at me. 601 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:17,903 I'm being eaten with my eyes by these girls. 602 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:21,308 Girls, what's up? 603 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,477 We know you. " 604 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,576 You are the Common Man. 605 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,651 Can you give us an autograph? 606 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,487 In this place? 607 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:31,281 That's chest. 608 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:39,862 Another. 609 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:41,296 - Downstairs. - IT IS. 610 00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:42,458 Gee, life. 611 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:47,694 Can I autograph, too? 612 00:41:47,772 --> 00:41:49,569 In your dreams, crazy. 613 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,272 He's so hairy. 614 00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:56,280 What the hell was that, man? I think I missed something here. 615 00:41:57,883 --> 00:41:59,282 What are you doing tonight? 616 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:05,452 Let's swim naked with the Common Man! 617 00:43:05,517 --> 00:43:06,484 Thank you. 618 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,656 Oh my! 619 00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:54,665 We need to cool our heads in that pool. 620 00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:00,035 Finish him! Come on. He is one of the good guys. 621 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:03,302 You are wet? I'm. Come, my dear. 622 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:08,369 Now on stage, another girl who wants to rip off her panties because of... 623 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:09,913 Of the Common Man. 624 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:13,815 Because he also delivers pizza with extra calabresa. 625 00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:15,217 Good evening. 626 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:16,752 Damn it! 627 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,326 Get out of the car, Maureen. 628 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:31,029 $ 500 for you to beat me up like a high school girl. 629 00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:34,129 This is against the rules of the house. 630 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,330 We're not in the house anymore, loverboy. 631 00:44:36,408 --> 00:44:39,343 A thousand dollars and I ride on you like a pogo stick. 632 00:44:39,411 --> 00:44:41,106 Good night, Maureen. 633 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:44,513 At least let me have it. 634 00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:48,509 Do not touch it. This is very important to me. 635 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,883 Do not touch. Get out. 636 00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:56,082 Get out. 637 00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:00,463 Thank you. 638 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,567 Good night, Maureen. 639 00:45:09,774 --> 00:45:11,708 Someone is brave today. 640 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:15,211 I'll keep this. 641 00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:17,446 Crazy. 642 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,612 Hi love. 643 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,021 Hi. 644 00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:28,291 How was your day? 645 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,556 Mine was long. 646 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:35,990 I love you. 647 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,537 Are you sure about that? 648 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:45,069 I love you. Take off my socks? 649 00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,845 Common Man, I was thinking. 650 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:57,384 What do you think about taking on the main show on Friday night? 651 00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,954 I do not know, Mr. Niles. 652 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,385 You are kidding? There's a lot of money rolling on Friday. 653 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:06,726 Look, it's best to work when women are drunk, 654 00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:10,256 And believe me, they're never drunker than they are on Friday. 655 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,968 But what about Chad? Is not it his turn? 656 00:46:14,038 --> 00:46:15,403 Yeah, yeah, Chad... 657 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:17,467 Chad is good... 658 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:20,771 But his presentations are outdated. 659 00:46:20,845 --> 00:46:23,780 You know, no one can be number one forever, can you? 660 00:46:23,848 --> 00:46:25,315 It is not? Is not it, man? 661 00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:30,017 You're Justin Timberlake, and he's Village People. 662 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:33,886 - Is that right, Niles? - Great Chad! 663 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,188 You can pick up your Friday, and stick to that place. 664 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:38,991 Wait, wait. Please, Chad. Listen. Excuse me. 665 00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:42,191 You're going to have a bath in the mud and you were the chosen one, my friend. 666 00:46:44,702 --> 00:46:46,101 Remember what I said. 667 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:53,334 Ben was radiant, successful, handsome... I almost wanted to sleep with him. 668 00:46:53,745 --> 00:46:57,078 The problem was he was still feeling the pressure of marriage. 669 00:46:58,016 --> 00:47:01,349 You like them? Wedding invitation samples. 670 00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:05,779 "Why did you get so many of them?" - I'm trying to do everything right. 671 00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:11,921 I'm struggling and no one is watching the stress I'm going through. 672 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:15,898 And why, why are you covering your nipples with the towel? 673 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,197 It was cold in the bathroom. 674 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:22,970 And Rachel is smart. She was beginning to suspect something. 675 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:38,955 Is there a problem, dear? 676 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,287 Yeah, it's Ben. 677 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,186 There's something going on, and I do not know what it is. 678 00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:50,496 He's been a long way away lately. You know, we do not talk anymore. 679 00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:52,434 We do not... 680 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,299 You do not? 681 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,966 No we do not... 682 00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,874 Welcome to my world. 683 00:48:02,146 --> 00:48:06,082 I thought he was happy, you know? I'm happy. 684 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:09,176 No one ever made me feel the way Ben makes me. 685 00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:11,188 And that other boy? 686 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,656 You know the one your father wanted as a man. 687 00:48:13,725 --> 00:48:16,387 Cole? You are kidding? 688 00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:19,794 Cole was cool, but he never made me laugh the way Ben does. 689 00:48:19,864 --> 00:48:21,024 Why did you break up with him? 690 00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:24,000 Because he cheated on me with my best friend. 691 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,160 Really. 692 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:29,800 Maybe you should call him. 693 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,569 The case between the two may be over. 694 00:48:31,643 --> 00:48:34,544 I do not want Cole, Mother. I want Ben. 695 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:38,378 What if he does not want to get married any more? I can not make him marry me. 696 00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:43,011 Yes you can. Of course you can. That's what therapists are for. 697 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:46,989 And my friend Grace happens to have a great therapist. 698 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:49,924 This is not the problem. 699 00:48:51,996 --> 00:48:54,123 Well, things have improved. 700 00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:56,496 Our wedding will be in less than a month. 701 00:48:56,567 --> 00:49:01,527 We've been feeling a bit stressed, but have some other problem with Ben... 702 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:06,043 He walks very far, but he does not tell me what he's thinking. 703 00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:10,112 That's why I'm here. Right, Ben? 704 00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:13,209 I'd like to talk to each one separately. 705 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:16,976 Do you mind, Rachel? Could you come out for a bit, please? 706 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:19,353 - No, no problem. - I think I could stay here... 707 00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:20,652 Rachel, do not... 708 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:22,687 My God. 709 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:28,056 Sure enough, Ben, there's a kind of abandonment here. 710 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:31,661 "Maureen, what are you doing?" - I think we need to talk... 711 00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:33,567 About it face to face. 712 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:36,129 That is not necessary, Maureen. Really. 713 00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:38,004 What is it? Am I not attractive enough? 714 00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:39,600 You're very attractive, it's... 715 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:47,584 "Is my ass too flaccid?" "No, he's very tough, you see. 716 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:48,949 And my breasts? 717 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,988 Are not they big enough for you? 718 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,090 Please. 719 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,499 What's it? What did you say, Ben? 720 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:14,104 It hurts, it hurts. Enough, Maureen, Maureen. 721 00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:17,479 "Can you imagine what you can do to me?" "I do not want to imagine. 722 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:19,846 - Come on, Ben! "I do not want to imagine. 723 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,585 That. My God! 724 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:23,285 Ben! 725 00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:27,354 Is ready? Let's go. 726 00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:31,155 We'll be fine. 727 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:35,999 Camelino, already prepared everything for the presentation in power point... 728 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:38,160 In the meeting with the executives? 729 00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:41,899 We are trying, but it looks like the projector... 730 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:47,174 So, be quicker. The meeting is in ten minutes. Not eleven, ten. 731 00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:49,372 Jesus, what a nightmare. 732 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:51,347 Ben, I've been looking for you everywhere. 733 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:53,509 - But what? "So this is where magic happens." 734 00:50:53,584 --> 00:50:54,846 What are you doing here? 735 00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:56,716 We need to talk. Do you have a second? 736 00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:57,948 I Do not... 737 00:50:58,523 --> 00:50:59,683 I do not have. 738 00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:01,720 Can you handle it? 739 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:03,217 What happened, what happened? 740 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:05,023 You need to quit your job here. 741 00:51:05,096 --> 00:51:06,028 Why would he do that? 742 00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:08,691 Because you're a money-making machine, my friend. 743 00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,757 We need to think high, and take care of your marketing. 744 00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:13,303 We need to create the Common Man brand. 745 00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:18,035 You know, you need to get out of nightclubs, go to birthday parties, bat mitzvahs. 746 00:51:18,109 --> 00:51:20,373 Wait, why are you saying "we"? 747 00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:23,170 Well, we're partners. We are not? 748 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:26,114 Matthews, something's happened and you're hiding. 749 00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:28,909 All right, right. 750 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:31,354 Promise you will not freak out? 751 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:32,354 Of course. 752 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:35,157 Right. 753 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,253 I lost all our money, Ben. 754 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,331 Really? 755 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,866 How do you do that, Matthews? 756 00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:52,876 Well, it was a card game. 757 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:54,905 Cards game? 758 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:58,707 What happened to the application, and that big investment? 759 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:00,944 And with "I have a plan". What happened? 760 00:52:01,018 --> 00:52:04,385 I thought this would be a safe investment in the short term. 761 00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:07,481 I had the best cards in the deck. 762 00:52:07,558 --> 00:52:10,391 Do you know the probability that the other guy has better cards? 763 00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:14,054 It was one in a million. Very rare. 764 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:20,035 I should not have bet everything, I'm sorry. 765 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:24,639 But I can change everything in a snap. 766 00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:26,909 Face! 767 00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:28,678 A help goes well! 768 00:52:31,516 --> 00:52:35,145 Wait, Ben. I lost my car too. 769 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:40,814 I know, I'm not on a good day. And I got a cab here... 770 00:52:40,892 --> 00:52:44,589 It was expensive, and I do not have enough money... 771 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:49,326 What is it? A bus? What madness. A bus. 772 00:52:50,234 --> 00:52:51,861 Faster, Camelino. 773 00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:53,159 I'll be right there. 774 00:52:56,007 --> 00:52:58,441 I tried to distract them, but they are not meant to be a joke. 775 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:03,307 Okay, maybe it will work. 776 00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:08,117 Damn it. 777 00:53:12,056 --> 00:53:16,550 See? What did I say? You are a slave to the system. 778 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,652 You're such a shame, Camelino. 779 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:20,662 Camelish? 780 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,694 - Camelino! - What is it? 781 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:29,265 - What's it? "Never talk to me like that again. 782 00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:35,301 In fact, never speak to me again, unless I tell you to. Do you understand? 783 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:38,314 Can he answer that, or is he already worth it now? 784 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:39,940 You, shut up. 785 00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:43,178 You're nothing, Camelino. 786 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:45,722 You say you're the guy from T. I? 787 00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:49,055 But I'll tell you what your "T.I." means. 788 00:53:49,126 --> 00:53:51,026 "Totally Stupid." 789 00:53:52,163 --> 00:53:55,155 My grandmother was braver than you. 790 00:53:57,969 --> 00:54:02,872 I have news for you, Miss. Fool. 791 00:54:06,143 --> 00:54:07,167 Look this! 792 00:54:07,245 --> 00:54:09,475 Camelish! Get down. 793 00:54:11,649 --> 00:54:12,673 I do not want. 794 00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:17,583 - Do something. - He's doing well. 795 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:21,182 Monday to Friday, Monday to Friday! 796 00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:22,521 Safety! 797 00:54:28,099 --> 00:54:29,157 Camelish! 798 00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,458 Come down, come down! 799 00:54:31,535 --> 00:54:34,504 I'm going down, my love. I'm coming down! 800 00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:38,640 It's conference time! 801 00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:44,547 Listen to Miss. Everybody, folks. By the way, shut the fuck up! 802 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:47,083 You will not stop me. I am a free man. 803 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,481 You can not say goodbye, because I ask you to pay... 804 00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:51,543 - I'm out of here. - Let's go. 805 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:54,352 I'm going to take this Chinese with me, dammit! 806 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,650 Let me go! 807 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:59,287 You have to admit, that was absolutely too much. 808 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:03,228 Only I found it? 809 00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:12,142 What's it? 810 00:55:29,393 --> 00:55:33,227 Chad, can we dance with you on the strip-luza? 811 00:55:33,531 --> 00:55:35,624 You're kidding, are not you? 812 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,533 You are a complement, an accessory. 813 00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:42,265 The strip-luza is serious. And the incredible Chad goes alone. 814 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,475 What, did not you like it? Well, what a shame. 815 00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:48,604 Now, out, they're scaring me. 816 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,815 Hi, are you ok, you smell them? 817 00:55:57,221 --> 00:56:01,123 Know what we'll find on the strip-luza tomorrow. 818 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:02,491 Happy? 819 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,623 Yes I am happy. 820 00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:07,224 No, actually, I'm not. 821 00:56:07,298 --> 00:56:10,233 That's it, Ben. I love men with self-confidence. 822 00:56:10,301 --> 00:56:11,962 You can stop, I know, silly. 823 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:18,974 That $ 69,000 check already has a name, it's Big Chad. This is a fact. 824 00:56:21,278 --> 00:56:24,475 Common Man, go to the stateroom, it's a bachelorette party. 825 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:28,782 STRIP-FOR-LIGHT, TOMORROW. GREAT AWARD OF 69 THOUSAND DOLLARS 826 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:35,147 Check out the material! 827 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,288 Who is this? 828 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:39,893 One second. Maureen, what do you want now? 829 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,591 Can not stop thinking about you. 830 00:56:41,665 --> 00:56:44,259 You are in my dreams, in my fantasies. 831 00:56:44,335 --> 00:56:46,633 Are you understanding me? You destroyed my life. 832 00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:48,399 I tried to be polite. 833 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,038 You know? 834 00:56:50,474 --> 00:56:53,068 Now I want you to stay very far from me. 835 00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:56,145 I do not want you, and I never would... 836 00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:59,580 Even if his pursued spit money like an ATM. 837 00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:00,844 Persecuted? 838 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,408 I'll be right back, girls. 839 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,182 Do not touch it. 840 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:05,748 You mean like this? 841 00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:08,357 - Maureen! - Hello delicious. 842 00:57:10,027 --> 00:57:12,052 How kind of you, thank you. Congratulations and everything. 843 00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:14,393 - Thanks. - Maureen! Guys, I'll be right back. 844 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,670 Maureen, you crazy nymphomaniac. Give it back here! 845 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:28,901 Gives it back! 846 00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:41,583 Hi, do you want a ride? 847 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:43,725 Yes thanks. 848 00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:48,661 Follow that bug there. 849 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,167 What's turning right. 850 00:57:52,536 --> 00:57:55,903 Why do we have to follow that car? You were robbed? 851 00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:57,840 Yeah, how do you know? 852 00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,632 That always happens. 853 00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:04,080 You should get a lot of girls in that car, right? 854 00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:05,615 Not really. 855 00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:12,281 What are you doing? She's moving away. 856 00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:14,654 Let's lose it. Why are you stopping? 857 00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:19,524 - What are you doing? "You're giving a hard one, how horny. 858 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:20,723 No! For! 859 00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:29,038 Let me out of here. Not funny, unlock the door. 860 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:30,205 Kiss Me. 861 00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:34,643 Let me out of here, you crazy man. 862 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,786 Good lady, where are you going? Come here. 863 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,228 Stopped! I said stopped! 864 00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:55,458 We have a fugitive. 865 00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,877 Get up, get up! Stand up. 866 00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:14,007 Put your hands on your head. And separate your fingers. 867 00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:15,483 - Already are. "Are you facing me?" 868 00:59:15,553 --> 00:59:17,453 - No. "Take two steps back. 869 00:59:17,521 --> 00:59:18,954 Let's go. Stop it. 870 00:59:19,123 --> 00:59:21,717 Move your feet. Move farther. 871 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:22,986 Cross your feet. 872 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:26,461 - Come on, cross. Cross your feet. 873 00:59:26,564 --> 00:59:27,861 Put your hands on your hips. 874 00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:30,157 Hold your breath. 875 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,929 I've changed my mind, put your feet away. 876 00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:36,768 Put your hands on your head. Stop it. 877 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,775 Get down. Touch your feet, man. 878 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,539 - Wow. - No, you can get up, get up! 879 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:44,808 Turn around. 880 00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:48,750 "I'm sorry, I did not see the lights." - Right, right... 881 00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:50,546 Seriously, I've never... 882 00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:51,815 Be quiet. 883 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,121 It's tight. 884 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:55,624 Wow! 885 01:00:01,332 --> 01:00:02,856 Let me see your wrist. 886 01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:12,736 Honey, it's me again. 887 01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:14,778 Where are you? 888 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:16,642 I'm starting to get worried. 889 01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:18,944 Call me when you hear the message, okay? 890 01:00:19,483 --> 01:00:20,450 I love you. 891 01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:29,421 There's no sound here. 892 01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:31,461 We can create one. 893 01:00:31,528 --> 01:00:33,018 - Let's show him. - Yes. 894 01:00:33,464 --> 01:00:36,092 - We will see? "Do you want to be the jerk or the prostitute?" 895 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,428 I'll be the pervert. 896 01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:39,502 Come on. 897 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:43,030 How much do you charge per hour, precious? 898 01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:47,074 $ 50. Discounted for seniors. 899 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,374 That... That... 900 01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:55,483 No, no. No! 901 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:58,851 - I can not. "It's too big for my mouth." 902 01:00:58,922 --> 01:01:02,221 Wow, it was very good. And it was fast. 903 01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:03,384 See? 904 01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:12,434 Quiet. 905 01:01:14,638 --> 01:01:16,105 - It's not funny. - I know. 906 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,800 So how about this proof? 907 01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:19,502 He offered me a ride. 908 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:21,874 - You are disgusting. - Really. 909 01:01:21,945 --> 01:01:24,709 "And why the silver floss?" "That's not what they're thinking. 910 01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:26,750 - It is not? - So what is it? 911 01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:28,876 "Look, if you-" - Seated. 912 01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:29,884 It's ok. 913 01:01:29,953 --> 01:01:34,185 It's that if you turn the image, you will see that I was trying... 914 01:01:34,258 --> 01:01:35,782 - Trying what? - Unlock the door. 915 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:37,019 With that floss? 916 01:01:37,094 --> 01:01:41,190 I know what it looks like, but I can guarantee things that have not happened. 917 01:01:41,265 --> 01:01:43,324 He did not have oral sex. 918 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:45,199 He touched me... 919 01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:47,964 We can start over? 920 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:50,006 Do you want to hear again? All right, come on. 921 01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:52,702 - No, do not tape it... - Let's go again. Want it again? 922 01:01:52,776 --> 01:01:53,765 "I want to be the prostitute now. - The prostitute? 923 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:55,243 - I want! - All right, let's get it over with. 924 01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:57,405 - OK. "Do you have sex with singles?" 925 01:01:57,481 --> 01:02:00,939 I accept meal worth too, I'm a cheap prostitute. 926 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:04,078 - I give the money back because I'm ugly. - Cheap prostitute. 927 01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:06,690 Something terrible happened. 928 01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:10,360 Honey, stop worrying. He's an adult. You must be fine. 929 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:12,987 He never did this before, he, he... 930 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:15,896 He never stayed out until so late, let alone without calling. 931 01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:16,864 Rachel. 932 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:22,402 It's Ben. Ben, where the hell are you? We spent the night in the clear. 933 01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:25,398 Stuck? Because? 934 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:32,471 Did you say "male prostitution"? 935 01:02:45,796 --> 01:02:47,423 Seriously, Spider-Man... 936 01:02:47,498 --> 01:02:50,100 I'm flattered that I found my mouth beautiful. Oh really. 937 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,068 I can make you very happy. 938 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:55,065 I think you should think straight. 939 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:56,800 VALLEY DEPARTMENT OF POLICE 940 01:02:58,308 --> 01:03:01,038 I think I owe you an explanation. 941 01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:05,406 Please, do not be like this. 942 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:07,242 Rachel, I love you. 943 01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:11,481 Love? Do not talk to me about love, our love is really a farce. 944 01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:12,783 What you mean? 945 01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:16,417 I do not know, maybe because you're out on the street, selling your body in the middle of the night. 946 01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:18,552 - It could have something to do with it. "It's not what you're thinking." 947 01:03:18,629 --> 01:03:21,393 Well, you were not collecting donations for the church. 948 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,399 Mom, please. This is none of your business. 949 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:24,866 Not my business? 950 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,665 In the last six weeks, I'm killing myself to help organize... 951 01:03:27,738 --> 01:03:30,002 The marriage for you, and the Mister Universe. 952 01:03:30,073 --> 01:03:31,404 Of course it's my business. 953 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:33,807 Marriage is not going to happen, for sure. 954 01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:35,037 Rachel... 955 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:37,845 You do not even know what I'm doing. I'm doing it for you... 956 01:03:37,915 --> 01:03:41,681 I do not want to hear. I do not want to hear any more and you, enough. 957 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:43,949 I loved you, Ben. 958 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:45,488 I trusted you. 959 01:03:45,556 --> 01:03:47,421 That's what I deserve for being so dumb. 960 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:49,982 - Yes, it is. "Be still, Mother! 961 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:52,119 Stop the car. Now. 962 01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:55,563 Is a good idea. Let's stop and calm down. 963 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,358 Get out. 964 01:03:58,435 --> 01:03:59,424 What? 965 01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:01,869 Rachel. 966 01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:04,433 You leave. 967 01:04:04,775 --> 01:04:06,572 This car belongs to my mother. 968 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:08,201 It's ok. I leave. 969 01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:25,427 I came here to pay Ben Camelino's bail. 970 01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:27,963 This name is not strange to me. 971 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,157 The deep throat. 972 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:32,600 I can not. 973 01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:34,130 He already was. 974 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:36,070 It's over? 975 01:04:37,341 --> 01:04:38,808 Did he stretch his shins? 976 01:04:39,743 --> 01:04:43,543 What did you say? If he "stretched out the shins"? 977 01:04:43,614 --> 01:04:45,275 I have not heard that since the seventies. 978 01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:48,785 Nobody else stretches the shins, is to beat the boots, to close the jacket. 979 01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:52,083 Someone has already bailed him out. Now get out of here. 980 01:04:52,155 --> 01:04:53,087 Thank you. 981 01:04:53,156 --> 01:04:54,953 - And without running in the lobby. - OK. 982 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,428 Where's Ben? 983 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:10,336 What does it matter? 984 01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:12,803 He must have told her everything. 985 01:05:12,876 --> 01:05:15,140 It is in the face what is happening. 986 01:05:15,212 --> 01:05:16,839 Honey, I'm sorry. 987 01:05:17,981 --> 01:05:19,505 It's all my fault. 988 01:05:20,183 --> 01:05:21,115 What? 989 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,183 What do you mean, it's all your fault? 990 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:27,020 I made him do it. 991 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:31,823 I know, it was a bad idea, but what can I say? 992 01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:33,459 Ben was good. 993 01:05:33,964 --> 01:05:38,367 "Was he good?" - Actually, he was great. 994 01:05:39,202 --> 01:05:40,760 How do you know? 995 01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:42,936 Well, I watched him every night. 996 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,130 I am gonna puke. 997 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:49,167 It was not so bad. I even learned a few things. 998 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:54,310 Ben has been innovating and getting better and better. It was incredible. 999 01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:57,653 And so someone needed to take care of the money. 1000 01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:01,122 Oh my God, and we were making some fucking money. 1001 01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:03,692 Wait, you were his pimp? 1002 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,627 No, I prefer the term "business administrator." 1003 01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:08,927 This story is getting worse. 1004 01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:12,230 Look, my dear, I do not know if it makes any difference to you, but... 1005 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,429 He presented himself mainly to women. 1006 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:15,903 Mainly? 1007 01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:18,703 Well, sometimes there were gay men. 1008 01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:21,505 How nice. I'm glad he's had more sex with strange women... 1009 01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:23,375 Than with men. 1010 01:06:24,381 --> 01:06:26,076 Who mentioned the word "sex"? 1011 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:31,052 Sex tends to be a very important part of prostitution, do not you think? 1012 01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:35,554 Okay, let's recapitulate this conversation. 1013 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,356 And when the black thing, who do you call? 1014 01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,795 For your best friend in the world. 1015 01:06:54,878 --> 01:06:56,243 What are you going to do now? 1016 01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:58,281 The suitcases, I guess. 1017 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,748 Are you done? Really? 1018 01:07:00,817 --> 01:07:05,720 I think being arrested for male prostitution ends up with anything. 1019 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:08,622 Find another woman. Come on, it's okay. 1020 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,853 You are living a dream. You are the "Common Man". 1021 01:07:10,927 --> 01:07:13,293 The girls are coming, asking to sign their breasts... 1022 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,126 And other parts. 1023 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:19,532 I do not even know why I'm sorry for you, really. Neither should be, you know? 1024 01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:22,299 Yeah. Thanks for looking for me, Lewis. 1025 01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,669 You want company, man? 1026 01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:28,640 Dancer in the night? 1027 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:31,613 Yeah, I wanted you to marry a lawyer, but... 1028 01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:34,650 How did you let that happen, Jack? How can you lie to us? 1029 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,447 I did not lie to you. 1030 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,818 I just omitted the truth. 1031 01:07:38,889 --> 01:07:41,414 Why would you make him a stripper? 1032 01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:45,427 That's a good question. You'd better prepare for an answer. 1033 01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:46,723 I can not find my vitamins. 1034 01:07:46,797 --> 01:07:49,163 The pills are in the drawer. 1035 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:51,131 How am I supposed to say this delicately? 1036 01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:53,362 We're broken. 1037 01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:55,598 - What? - Wait, what broke? 1038 01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:59,108 No, honey, we're broke. 1039 01:07:59,276 --> 01:08:00,402 Broken? 1040 01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:03,402 I mean, no money? 1041 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:07,276 Not a penny. But at least we have each other, do not we? 1042 01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:13,053 We had a letter up our sleeve. 1043 01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,489 Ben was going to beat the Strip-pope, and... 1044 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,550 She was going to pay for the wedding. Everything was going to work out in the end. 1045 01:08:17,627 --> 01:08:19,094 Strip-papa what? 1046 01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:23,724 It is the largest men's strippers competition in the country and... 1047 01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:27,399 Well, it's an event broadcast live on tv. 1048 01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:29,336 Was Ben going to be naked on TV? 1049 01:08:29,406 --> 01:08:32,705 No, Ben was going to stay on the television. 1050 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:34,141 My God. 1051 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,270 Honey, do not blame Ben for it. 1052 01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:39,440 Please. It was all my fault. 1053 01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:41,746 And he was doing everything for you. 1054 01:08:42,018 --> 01:08:46,045 All he wanted was to give her the wedding of his dreams. AND... 1055 01:08:46,490 --> 01:08:47,718 me too. 1056 01:08:53,396 --> 01:08:55,057 Would Ben do it for me? 1057 01:08:55,132 --> 01:08:57,123 Yes, he would. 1058 01:08:57,801 --> 01:09:01,293 Now that I know you well, I think I would do almost everything for you. 1059 01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:03,362 He loves you, Rachel. 1060 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,034 I could not expect anything from a son-in-law. 1061 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:13,247 What time would he introduce himself? 1062 01:09:13,717 --> 01:09:15,207 In just over an hour. 1063 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,687 STRIP-PAPA-LUZA 1064 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:24,352 Twenty years, five hundred cans of laquê... 1065 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:28,694 Four thousand gallons of depilatory wax... 1066 01:09:29,099 --> 01:09:32,591 And millions of women excited all over the world. 1067 01:09:33,103 --> 01:09:37,005 The national association of male strippers... 1068 01:09:37,073 --> 01:09:42,409 Proudly presents the Twenty-Twenty-Strip Strip. 1069 01:10:23,620 --> 01:10:25,918 Ben, my dad told me everything. 1070 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:28,514 About the money, the striptease, everything. 1071 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:31,251 I'm so sorry, okay, I... 1072 01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:32,795 Ben, stop. 1073 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:36,097 The fact of being at night, stripping to make money... 1074 01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:38,691 For the wedding, doing this for me... 1075 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:41,259 It makes me the luckiest woman in the world. 1076 01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:42,562 Really? 1077 01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:45,240 I love you so much, Ben Camelino. 1078 01:10:46,309 --> 01:10:48,072 I love you too, Rachel Matthews. 1079 01:10:48,144 --> 01:10:49,168 Camelish. 1080 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:57,283 Well, I think it's time for Lewis Gardner to drop out... 1081 01:10:57,354 --> 01:11:00,050 Before rolling the sex of reconciliation. 1082 01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,055 Not yet. 1083 01:11:01,124 --> 01:11:04,992 Ben shows up in 20 minutes, and I will not miss a chance to see him dancing... 1084 01:11:05,061 --> 01:11:06,858 In front of a lot of hysterical women. 1085 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:07,954 Are you sure about that? 1086 01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:11,425 You'll freak out when you see my footsteps. 1087 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,594 I'm like a ninja on stage. 1088 01:11:16,206 --> 01:11:17,571 - Let's go. - Thank you. 1089 01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:23,435 And now, the man who has never seen a mirror without falling in love, Chad! 1090 01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:59,705 Okay, where the hell are they? Put the matter up in a cafe? 1091 01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:53,731 And on stage, coming from Australia, here he is, bouncing kangaroo Jack! 1092 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,507 Will be cool. What fantasy am I going to use? 1093 01:12:58,575 --> 01:13:01,135 Wear what you are wearing, you will even take off. 1094 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,437 That's what I like. 1095 01:14:28,531 --> 01:14:29,862 Common man, you're next. 1096 01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:31,025 Excuse me sir. 1097 01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:32,868 Yes? 1098 01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:34,403 The Common Man has not arrived yet. 1099 01:14:34,471 --> 01:14:36,234 Could he wait a few minutes for him? 1100 01:14:36,306 --> 01:14:38,740 Why do not you go there on stage and talk to a full studio... 1101 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,605 Of excited women, that we will interrupt the show... 1102 01:14:40,677 --> 01:14:43,840 Because of an idiot who does not know how to see the time. Great. 1103 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:46,078 Why talk like this? 1104 01:14:47,584 --> 01:14:51,918 The wave of love coming from Tokyo. Please receive... 1105 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,479 The great Tsunami! 1106 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:57,787 Jack, do something. 1107 01:14:57,861 --> 01:15:01,797 "You have to take action, save time for them." "And how am I going to do that?" 1108 01:15:01,865 --> 01:15:04,197 I ask. You are the king of lies. 1109 01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:06,497 That's not my problem. 1110 01:15:06,569 --> 01:15:13,065 It's your problem, yes. This whole ridiculous situation is a problem all yours, Jack. 1111 01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:15,804 Stop taking your body off. 1112 01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:17,307 Be a man. 1113 01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:21,250 You're absolutely right. 1114 01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:25,453 I hope you're not running away, Jack Matthews. 1115 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,660 - What are you doing? - Dude, I was gonna wear this tomorrow. 1116 01:15:31,728 --> 01:15:33,389 Improvising. Attention with the road. 1117 01:15:44,107 --> 01:15:46,769 Ladies, there was a change in the program. 1118 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,811 But you will love it. 1119 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:53,747 Receive the "99 cents". 1120 01:15:56,519 --> 01:15:57,543 What's up, DJ? 1121 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:53,072 Passing. Go! Go! Go. 1122 01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:57,040 What's up, girls? 1123 01:16:57,447 --> 01:16:58,471 Uncle Sven? 1124 01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:01,215 Bill? 1125 01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:02,550 It's Ben. 1126 01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:05,586 You will not introduce yourself, will you? 1127 01:17:05,655 --> 01:17:09,455 No, I created the strip-luza-pope. And I got rich. 1128 01:17:09,525 --> 01:17:11,857 You remember my mother, do not you? 1129 01:17:11,928 --> 01:17:16,262 How could I forget? She taught me things, which I did not even know existed. 1130 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:18,732 Has she ever shown the videos we did together? 1131 01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:21,235 I saw your performance unintentionally, you were great. 1132 01:17:21,304 --> 01:17:23,397 Thank you. What are you doing here? 1133 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:24,940 Introducing myself 1134 01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:26,134 Wonder. 1135 01:17:26,342 --> 01:17:27,274 Thanks! 1136 01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:32,846 I just wanted to say that you always made me feel, as if I had a father. 1137 01:17:34,517 --> 01:17:35,449 It's ok. 1138 01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:57,865 Interval, call the interval. 1139 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,547 It's my husband. 1140 01:18:15,992 --> 01:18:17,152 Cut, cut! 1141 01:18:18,094 --> 01:18:19,959 Girls, please. 1142 01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:24,995 Thank you girls. And now, I want lots of applause... 1143 01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:29,232 For the unique and exclusive Common Man! 1144 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,105 I love you. Oh my! 1145 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,276 Ladies, control yourself! 1146 01:19:44,347 --> 01:19:46,144 Let me go, let me go! 1147 01:19:54,724 --> 01:19:56,521 Stay tuned. After the break... 1148 01:19:56,592 --> 01:20:00,858 Let's announce the winner of the twentieth strip-potato-luza. 1149 01:20:03,399 --> 01:20:05,026 Thank you so much guys. 1150 01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:07,197 Please thank you. 1151 01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:11,536 I want to thank all the competitors, for this beautiful night we had, is not it? 1152 01:20:11,607 --> 01:20:14,132 Applause for them. That's right, they were phenomenal. 1153 01:20:15,011 --> 01:20:17,878 And now we're going to announce our winner. 1154 01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:20,039 Come on. 1155 01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:28,288 The Ice Man and the Ice Creams. That's it! 1156 01:20:36,599 --> 01:20:38,965 That's it. Congratulations. 1157 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:41,128 Very well. 1158 01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:46,838 Congratulations. Guys, lots of applause! 1159 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,907 My love, you were incredible. 1160 01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:53,972 I know. Not incredible enough to win, but he deserved it. 1161 01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:00,179 Life is like this. 1162 01:21:02,992 --> 01:21:04,482 Ben did not earn the money... 1163 01:21:04,861 --> 01:21:07,830 But the most important thing is that he won the heart of Rachel. 1164 01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:09,932 But look at the situation... 1165 01:21:09,932 --> 01:21:14,096 She's going to marry a guy who was once a stripper. 1166 01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:15,865 It will shake their room a lot. 1167 01:21:15,938 --> 01:21:17,769 I do not want a fancy wedding. 1168 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:23,505 I was thrilled with magazines, and TV shows... 1169 01:21:23,579 --> 01:21:26,707 And I believed all the crap I read about having a perfect marriage. 1170 01:21:26,782 --> 01:21:30,218 Ben, Ben. I do not believe. Is not fair. 1171 01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:33,084 I can not believe you did not win. These people should be sued. 1172 01:21:33,155 --> 01:21:35,715 - It was very stolen. - Jack, relax. 1173 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,190 I do not want you to have a heart attack and die... 1174 01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:40,718 Now that I found you attractive for the first time in ten years. 1175 01:21:40,796 --> 01:21:41,728 Really? 1176 01:21:43,165 --> 01:21:44,257 How did this happen? 1177 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:46,626 Was it the robot, like this? 1178 01:21:47,270 --> 01:21:49,295 - Enough, can we go? - Yes. 1179 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:50,999 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1180 01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:52,472 Thanks for everything, Matthews. 1181 01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:53,735 It's Mr. Matthews. 1182 01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:55,606 Just kidding me, call me "dad." 1183 01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:58,010 There is not much to talk about now. 1184 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,071 Mr. Matthews decided to go after his dreams... 1185 01:22:00,149 --> 01:22:02,549 And retired from the career of financial adviser. 1186 01:22:02,618 --> 01:22:05,086 Now he's a pro player. 1187 01:22:05,154 --> 01:22:06,678 The table is mine. 1188 01:22:07,523 --> 01:22:08,455 Damn it! 1189 01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:14,761 MS. Watson was fired after a day of drinking... 1190 01:22:14,830 --> 01:22:16,127 In which he sent an email to the whole company... 1191 01:22:16,198 --> 01:22:18,666 With a photo of our naked president attached. 1192 01:22:19,468 --> 01:22:21,902 That's my story, and I'll keep it to the end. 1193 01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:24,298 And you must be wondering... 1194 01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:27,740 What happened to that sexy, sexy man named Lewis Gardner. 1195 01:22:48,097 --> 01:22:50,031 And Ben Camelino... 1196 01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:53,067 He began to devote himself to his drawings. 1197 01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:55,695 There's a lot of people behind him because of a comic book... 1198 01:22:55,771 --> 01:22:57,705 Which he wrote called "Common Man." 1199 01:22:57,773 --> 01:23:02,938 They're even talking about making a movie about him. How Hollywood is ridiculous. 1200 01:23:04,046 --> 01:23:07,846 And by the way, Ben and Rachel found a way to pay for the wedding. 1201 01:23:09,251 --> 01:23:13,085 So, by the power granted to me by the state of California... 1202 01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:16,647 By the men's dressing room and the guy up there... 1203 01:23:16,726 --> 01:23:22,858 I declare you husband and wife. You can kiss the bride, you lucky bastard. 89037