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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,050 --> 00:00:01,870 [Liv] Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:02,951 The State Pen has agreed to take 3 00:00:02,952 --> 00:00:05,616 20 of Seattle's worst criminals down to Walla Walla. 4 00:00:06,683 --> 00:00:09,381 Oh! That one with the shotgun is getting away. 5 00:00:09,382 --> 00:00:13,038 You have the zombie gear. [exclaiming] Hell yes! 6 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:13,782 Who's that? 7 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:16,084 [Clive] A new uni. Michelle, I think. Why? 8 00:00:16,128 --> 00:00:18,739 [Major] Can't believe you guys talked me into bringing you here. 9 00:00:18,782 --> 00:00:22,221 [Chase] Renegade's operation turns more humans into zombies 10 00:00:22,264 --> 00:00:24,223 than all other county ouftits combined. 11 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:27,095 I can take Mama's place. I am willing to do the scratching. 12 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:28,618 Nice work, Renegade. 13 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,316 I understand why you're doing what you're doing. 14 00:00:30,359 --> 00:00:31,839 Which is why I want to be a part of it. 15 00:00:31,882 --> 00:00:34,407 Let's do this. I'm tired of being sick. 16 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,496 How long does it take to kick in? 17 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:41,066 I'm gonna die, aren't I? 18 00:00:44,069 --> 00:00:45,505 - Hey, Mom. - [Isobel's mom] Hey. 19 00:00:45,548 --> 00:00:48,290 Wanna hear some jokes about Freylich Syndrome kids? 20 00:00:48,334 --> 00:00:49,335 Okay. 21 00:00:49,378 --> 00:00:51,293 They never get old. 22 00:00:51,337 --> 00:00:52,338 It's not funny, Isobel. 23 00:00:52,381 --> 00:00:55,123 No, it is. It's hilarious. 24 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:57,169 - No, it's not. - [sighs] 25 00:00:57,212 --> 00:00:58,866 You just have to take a step back. 26 00:00:58,909 --> 00:01:00,781 Have you had any nose bleeds, honey? 27 00:01:00,824 --> 00:01:04,524 Nope. No nose bleeds. All good. 28 00:01:04,567 --> 00:01:06,178 Okay, I'm so glad to hear that. 29 00:01:06,221 --> 00:01:07,527 I've been so worried about you. 30 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:10,486 Mom. Gotta call you back. 31 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:12,880 The Spanish Inquisition just walked in. 32 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:16,101 - Okay, I love you. Bye. - Love you, too. Bye. 33 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,714 Yes? 34 00:01:20,757 --> 00:01:23,195 We've made arrangements to get you back to Boise. 35 00:01:23,238 --> 00:01:25,240 No. Uh-uh. 36 00:01:25,284 --> 00:01:28,374 Why risk one of your coyote's lives just so I can die in my own bed? 37 00:01:28,417 --> 00:01:30,593 Why don't you let us bring your mom here? 38 00:01:30,637 --> 00:01:32,552 It's the same problem, though, isn't it? 39 00:01:32,595 --> 00:01:37,165 Why bring my mom here just so she can watch me die? 40 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:40,516 - You are a stubborn one. - [chuckles] So they tell me. 41 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:44,346 - Any nose... - No. No nosebleeds. 42 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:47,219 - Any murders? - Only, like, 20. 43 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,222 [groans] 44 00:01:50,265 --> 00:01:52,311 Oh, uh, we should've warned you. 45 00:01:52,354 --> 00:01:54,313 This is our drawer of heads. 46 00:01:54,356 --> 00:01:57,925 We're calling the prison bus murders "Satan's Jigsaw Puzzle." 47 00:01:57,968 --> 00:02:01,102 We started with the face pieces and are working our way out. 48 00:02:04,236 --> 00:02:05,846 Don't you zombies just like the brains? 49 00:02:05,889 --> 00:02:07,717 How do you account for the dismemberment? 50 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,851 We figure the mob was starving, and everyone wanted a piece. 51 00:02:10,894 --> 00:02:12,157 What a way to go. 52 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,767 Don't waste your sympathy on these guys. 53 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:15,595 They're the worst of the worst. 54 00:02:15,638 --> 00:02:18,206 Who's that guy who put his victims' organs in jars? 55 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,426 Perry the Pickier. 56 00:02:20,469 --> 00:02:23,037 There's Ice Pick Rick, Zombie Killer Cain... 57 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,692 The nastiest killers this city has had to offer. 58 00:02:25,735 --> 00:02:29,217 - You think? - I think Seattle's seen worse. 59 00:02:31,263 --> 00:02:34,135 You don't want to know what I had to do to get this brain. 60 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:36,398 You want me to blue brain it? Or... 61 00:02:36,442 --> 00:02:39,271 - It's my $100,000 gift to you. - What? 62 00:02:39,314 --> 00:02:41,664 - Did you get me Kid Rock? - No. 63 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:43,884 If you bought a brain for 100 grand 64 00:02:43,927 --> 00:02:46,234 and I'm the one eating it, there's no way it's gonna be anything good. 65 00:02:46,278 --> 00:02:47,366 You're gonna love it. 66 00:02:47,409 --> 00:02:50,282 But, first, let me show you something. 67 00:02:50,325 --> 00:02:53,285 You remember when I was on that real-estate agent brain a couple weeks ago? 68 00:02:53,328 --> 00:02:55,548 Yeah. You were asking me all those non-sequitur questions 69 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,985 aimed at determining my annual income? 70 00:02:58,028 --> 00:03:00,030 That's when this plan came to me. 71 00:03:00,074 --> 00:03:03,469 This place on Kittitas sold for 22.6 mil. 72 00:03:03,512 --> 00:03:06,167 - It's on the market now for two. - No surprise there. 73 00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:09,344 The prices took a dive after Seattle became the Lost City of Z. 74 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:13,305 Figure 20% down, you're looking at an outlay of 400,000 75 00:03:13,348 --> 00:03:15,002 on a house worth more than 20 mil. 76 00:03:15,045 --> 00:03:17,483 There's 100 properties like this inside the wall. 77 00:03:17,526 --> 00:03:19,049 And when things return to normal, 78 00:03:19,093 --> 00:03:21,226 property values are gonna skyrocket. 79 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:24,533 And whoever owns 'em cheap will be filthy rich. 80 00:03:26,318 --> 00:03:28,537 You think things are returning to normal? 81 00:03:28,581 --> 00:03:32,237 Just eat that brain and trust that I have a plan. 82 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,195 Maybe you should lean back in your chair 83 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:36,415 and do the Mr. Burns thing with your hands. 84 00:03:38,634 --> 00:03:40,375 - Like this? - Oh, yeah. 85 00:03:40,419 --> 00:03:43,378 - And maybe cackle. - [inhales sharply and chuckles] 86 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:45,293 [theme music playing] 87 00:03:45,294 --> 00:03:48,630 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 88 00:03:50,472 --> 00:03:54,476 Uh, do you have the top half of a hairy arm, 89 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,350 with a tattoo of a skull with a serpent crawling out of its eye socket? 90 00:03:58,393 --> 00:03:59,873 Go fish. 91 00:04:03,355 --> 00:04:04,443 Ah! 92 00:04:04,486 --> 00:04:06,183 [speaking French] 93 00:04:19,153 --> 00:04:20,154 [speaking English] 94 00:04:22,504 --> 00:04:24,245 Uh, no more victims. We're full. 95 00:04:43,438 --> 00:04:45,919 [speaks French] 96 00:04:45,962 --> 00:04:47,268 [chuckles] 97 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,229 - What can you tell us about our human victim? -Hmm. 98 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:55,102 [speaking English] 99 00:05:16,558 --> 00:05:18,430 [laughs] 100 00:05:18,473 --> 00:05:22,869 Go watch some Jerry Lewis movies, you frog bastard. 101 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:45,282 I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartzman, my partner should be along soon. 102 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:47,284 Ain't no thing. 103 00:05:47,328 --> 00:05:49,156 Hey, them vending machines you got upstairs 104 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:50,505 is off the chain, though. 105 00:05:51,463 --> 00:05:56,381 [exhales] Baked from scratch. 106 00:06:14,616 --> 00:06:16,444 [Clive] Where'd you get this? 107 00:06:16,488 --> 00:06:19,404 Treasures abound in the lost and found, dun. You like? 108 00:06:21,406 --> 00:06:25,888 Mr. Schwartzman, this is Liv Moore, our medical examiner. 109 00:06:25,932 --> 00:06:29,196 'Sup, shawty? What is good? 110 00:06:29,239 --> 00:06:31,764 On my grind, you know. Gettin' that schmoney. 111 00:06:33,592 --> 00:06:36,029 So, Weston, you and your brother Walden 112 00:06:36,072 --> 00:06:38,205 were originally a rap duo, is that correct? 113 00:06:38,248 --> 00:06:41,208 Uh-huh. Lil' Driz and Dirty Reign. 114 00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:44,472 The Precipitation Collaboration. 115 00:06:44,516 --> 00:06:46,518 Tight. 116 00:06:46,561 --> 00:06:49,042 And when a manager signed your brother and not you, your brother went solo. True? 117 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:52,480 Oh, I see how you playin' it now. No comment. 118 00:06:54,351 --> 00:06:55,788 I pulled up these lyrics 119 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,833 for a diss track you wrote about your brother. 120 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:01,576 "You a bad seed, son, 121 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:04,492 rhymes corny as they come, used to be chill, 122 00:07:04,536 --> 00:07:08,496 -now you got a swole head, like Icarus flyin' in the sun. -[mouthing] 123 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:10,672 You say you come dirty, rain, 124 00:07:10,716 --> 00:07:12,935 but it's all just doom and gloom. 125 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:15,590 You whack, you stale, 126 00:07:15,634 --> 00:07:17,592 I shoulda ate you in the womb. 127 00:07:17,636 --> 00:07:20,639 - Damn, that's cold. - Care to comment? 128 00:07:23,119 --> 00:07:25,295 ♪ Comin' at you from the basement of the SPD ♪ 129 00:07:25,339 --> 00:07:27,559 ♪ It's the E to the M to the C-E-E ♪ 130 00:07:27,602 --> 00:07:29,561 ♪ ME's rolling up for an autopsy ♪ 131 00:07:29,604 --> 00:07:32,259 ♪ Getting brain like a boss Call me Queen Zombie ♪ 132 00:07:32,302 --> 00:07:35,523 ♪ Emcee ME The rizzle O-Z ♪ 133 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:38,047 I'm just gonna say it. I love dead people. 134 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,397 [chuckles] 135 00:07:40,441 --> 00:07:43,618 You're a necrophiliac, dude, and this is how it ends. 136 00:07:44,184 --> 00:07:45,533 Bang. 137 00:07:45,577 --> 00:07:47,230 [sighs heavily] 138 00:07:47,274 --> 00:07:47,840 Good stuff? 139 00:07:47,865 --> 00:07:50,103 I saw Rain and his lady at The Scratching Post. 140 00:07:50,146 --> 00:07:52,192 Some hater was throwin' mad shade. 141 00:07:52,235 --> 00:07:54,977 - You saw him? - Yeah, somewhere. He was... 142 00:07:56,675 --> 00:08:00,156 He's right behind you. That's our killer! 143 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:03,856 Aren't his pieces currently strewn about the morgue? 144 00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:06,685 The Scratching Post has only been letting humans in for a few weeks. 145 00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:08,556 My vision has to be recent, 146 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,167 and that guy was in prison before The Scratching Post even opened. 147 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:13,213 Then he must have escaped from the bus massacre. 148 00:08:13,256 --> 00:08:14,562 Who is this guy? 149 00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:17,696 [Liv] "Ronnie 'Sugar' Cain." 150 00:08:17,739 --> 00:08:20,786 "AKA Zombie Killer Cain. Convicted murderer of nine." 151 00:08:21,787 --> 00:08:23,266 Better make that 11. 152 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:33,026 So what's a zombie hater doing hanging out at The Scratching Post? 153 00:08:33,069 --> 00:08:35,463 You're hunting zombies, you go to their watering hole. 154 00:08:35,506 --> 00:08:38,553 Maybe we go over there, see if anyone remembers the guy? 155 00:08:38,596 --> 00:08:40,424 Sure. Let's do it. 156 00:08:40,468 --> 00:08:43,036 You know who the first two zombies Cain killed were? 157 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:45,777 His wife and daughter. 158 00:08:45,821 --> 00:08:48,519 At his trial he said he considered them already dead. 159 00:08:48,563 --> 00:08:49,825 [sighs] 160 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:51,696 I'm-a text my posse. 161 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,090 We was hittin' a movie, and this Cain fool was making me miss it. 162 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,311 I was about to go ham on a large tub with extra butter. 163 00:08:57,354 --> 00:09:00,183 - [cell phone chiming] - Whoa! 164 00:09:00,227 --> 00:09:02,403 "A citywide lockdown is immediately in effect 165 00:09:02,446 --> 00:09:06,233 as Fillmore-Graves conducts a manhunt for serial killer Ronnie 'Sugar' Cain." 166 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:08,322 Fillmore-Graves can declare martial law now? 167 00:09:08,365 --> 00:09:12,152 I was gonna get me some of those Scratching Post jalapeño brain poppers. 168 00:09:12,195 --> 00:09:14,589 My snack game is officially DOA. 169 00:09:14,632 --> 00:09:17,070 There are some new vending machines on the fifth floor. 170 00:09:17,113 --> 00:09:18,941 People are making a big deal about them. 171 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:21,509 - For reals? - One of the machines is zombie-friendly. 172 00:09:21,552 --> 00:09:23,119 Liv out. 173 00:09:29,038 --> 00:09:30,300 Let's do it. 174 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:33,173 - Here? - We're stuck here. Why not? 175 00:09:35,349 --> 00:09:37,046 We should let Mosco know. 176 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,482 - Texting him now. - Ten minutes? 177 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:43,052 [indistinct chatter] 178 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:44,184 I got a bone to pick with Blaine. 179 00:09:44,227 --> 00:09:47,143 Oh, hello, Candy. Don't you look... 180 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,886 - Don't I look what? - Huh? 181 00:09:50,929 --> 00:09:53,193 You said "Hello, Candy. Don't you look..." 182 00:09:53,236 --> 00:09:55,456 And then you did that. Focus, Sinead. 183 00:09:55,499 --> 00:09:58,285 [stutters] I think I'm on virgin brain. 184 00:09:58,328 --> 00:10:00,722 [sighs] Did Blaine really tell the mayor 185 00:10:00,765 --> 00:10:03,986 he could have me on the house, and we'd go all night? 186 00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:07,816 Yes. In fairness, the whole city is on lockdown. 187 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:10,297 So, it's not as if you could leave anyway. 188 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,778 [chuckles] So I may as well just stay here 189 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:17,217 and spank Mayor Freakfest for eight hours? Hi... 190 00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:20,089 Is that what's happening? 191 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:23,223 Blaine always has a good reason for doing what he does. 192 00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:26,095 I usually just motorboat with it. 193 00:10:26,139 --> 00:10:29,359 [chuckles] I hate New Seattle. 194 00:10:29,403 --> 00:10:31,231 I wish the whole country would just go zombie already. 195 00:10:31,274 --> 00:10:35,191 I was almost through with flight attendant training. And now this! 196 00:10:36,975 --> 00:10:40,022 Hi. Didi you miss me? 197 00:10:40,065 --> 00:10:42,372 [indistinct chatter] 198 00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:45,419 Blaine DeBeers, you are 199 00:10:45,462 --> 00:10:49,205 as cunning as you are handsome. 200 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:53,775 You've figured out a way to turn the whole country zombie. 201 00:10:53,818 --> 00:10:55,733 Once that happens, 202 00:10:55,777 --> 00:10:59,563 all the properties we're going to buy dirt cheap skyrocket in value. 203 00:11:04,568 --> 00:11:06,353 Have a seat, pal, 204 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:08,529 because the fun doesn't stop there. 205 00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:12,707 I have another gift for you. 206 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,189 Holy motherboard. 207 00:11:17,755 --> 00:11:19,409 It's a Boldbook. 208 00:11:20,454 --> 00:11:23,544 A 4K touch-screen precision display, 209 00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:25,546 gunmetal chassis and a hyper-charged SSD 210 00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:29,680 that makes its Y-Series brethren look like a little... 211 00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:33,249 B-word. 212 00:11:35,686 --> 00:11:39,734 Wait a minute... You sprang for the optional Core i7 CPU? 213 00:11:39,777 --> 00:11:41,214 Mmm-hmm. 214 00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:45,000 Will you judge me if I happy cry? 215 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:47,307 - Yes. - Then I won't. 216 00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:51,093 Hey! 217 00:11:51,136 --> 00:11:52,399 [Blaine] You'll get it back. 218 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,532 I need your full attention. 219 00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:57,360 We're going to auction off ten zombie cures 220 00:11:57,404 --> 00:12:00,015 to the highest bidders on the Dark Web. 221 00:12:00,058 --> 00:12:03,061 We need to make sure that no one can ever trace it back to us. 222 00:12:03,105 --> 00:12:06,151 That's where you come in. 223 00:12:06,195 --> 00:12:09,938 You now have the ability to make us invisible, impenetrable. 224 00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:12,593 I paid a lot of money to turn you into a computer genius. 225 00:12:12,636 --> 00:12:15,465 Prove to me that it was money well spent, huh? 226 00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:21,166 ♪ Chase roll into Seattle like he own the place Birdbrain with a corny beret ♪ 227 00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:23,212 ♪ Hope you came to play 'Cause I came to slay ♪ 228 00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:25,388 ♪ I'm the real Renegade Pick up where Mama left off ♪ 229 00:12:25,432 --> 00:12:27,608 ♪ Run with a pack of dogs No one fresher than my clique ♪ 230 00:12:27,651 --> 00:12:29,610 ♪ And my rhymes are slick Don't like the underground, bitch? ♪ 231 00:12:29,653 --> 00:12:31,568 ♪ Well, kiss my ass, top brass Eat a bag of... ♪ 232 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:35,529 Okay, fish sticks. Fish sticks! Hi, Liv! We're here! 233 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,487 Hey, my bizzles! You didn't get my text? 234 00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:40,838 Oh, we were closer to here than home when the sirens went off, so... 235 00:12:43,319 --> 00:12:45,365 Rapper brain? 236 00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:47,323 Zombie Killer Cain capped his ass. 237 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,718 Zombie Killer Cain is loose. He made it off the bus? 238 00:12:50,761 --> 00:12:52,546 Seems he got his hands on a shotgun 239 00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:54,330 and got right back to work killing zombies. 240 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,681 - Hence the lockdown. - That's a real dead body. 241 00:12:57,725 --> 00:12:58,900 There's more where that came from. 242 00:12:58,943 --> 00:13:01,250 [chuckles] 243 00:13:01,294 --> 00:13:02,009 Where's Ravi? 244 00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,645 Oh, he's getting his nap on in the detective bunk room. 245 00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:07,996 Oh, I told Isobel she's our neighbor, if anyone asks. 246 00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:10,041 [cell phone ringing] 247 00:13:10,085 --> 00:13:12,000 Oh, speaking of dead weight... 248 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,697 Where the hell is the mayor? 249 00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:15,569 I need him to make an official statement about the lockdown. 250 00:13:15,612 --> 00:13:17,919 Your boss is a triflin' ass-chimp. 251 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,921 Hi. Yeah, I have no idea where he is. 252 00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:23,446 - How'd he die? - Shotgun blast right to the chest. 253 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,927 - And you ate his brain? - Word. 254 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:29,365 Oh, man, that's gross. 255 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,586 [Major] Every Fillmore-Graves soldier will be out there hunting for Cain. 256 00:13:32,629 --> 00:13:35,415 All right? I want our unit to be the one to bring him in. 257 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:39,941 - Major. A word? - Yes, sir. 258 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:48,471 Bring me up to speed on our friend, Russ Roche. 259 00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:49,690 I'm making progress. 260 00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:51,735 He took me out with his crew. 261 00:13:51,779 --> 00:13:55,391 We busted up a few brain stills. Roughed up his competition. 262 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,829 Great. Keep at it. 263 00:13:58,873 --> 00:14:02,703 Sir, if I may ask, how the hell did Cain escape? 264 00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:05,532 A zombie horde attacked a prison transport bus. 265 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,925 Cain was on the bus, and somehow he got away. 266 00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:10,537 Any chance that horde was from the Triple Cross church? 267 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,453 - "Triple Cross" what? - A church for zombies. 268 00:14:13,496 --> 00:14:15,237 The preachers work them into a lather. 269 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,631 My unit dropped in when we were tracking down that phone video. 270 00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:19,720 We almost didn't make it out alive. 271 00:14:24,159 --> 00:14:27,118 Why am I just hearing about this now? 272 00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:31,471 I can't do my job if I don't know what's going on in this city! 273 00:14:31,514 --> 00:14:33,908 I put it all in the report, sir. 274 00:14:33,951 --> 00:14:35,475 I left nothing out. 275 00:14:35,518 --> 00:14:37,215 I never saw it. 276 00:14:37,259 --> 00:14:39,653 - Maybe it got misplaced? - It wasn't misplaced. 277 00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:41,568 It was withheld from me. Deliberately. 278 00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:48,444 I'm not sure who I can count on here, Major. 279 00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:55,538 But I'm sure I can count on you. 280 00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:58,585 Of course. 281 00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:05,461 All right. Let's head out. 282 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,463 - Yeah, but... - What? 283 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,726 - That was my locker. - [all chuckling] 284 00:15:11,946 --> 00:15:13,469 [cell phone ringing] 285 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,125 - Hey, Ravi. - [Ravi] Major. 286 00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:18,953 I forgot my briefcase this morning. 287 00:15:18,996 --> 00:15:20,955 Would you mind picking it up, bringing it by the station? 288 00:15:20,998 --> 00:15:23,697 Yeah, sure. 'Cause I've got nothing else to do. 289 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:27,265 I'm sorry to be a pain. It's just, it's vital to something I'm working on. 290 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,485 Well, patrol will take me right by the house. 291 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,451 Oh, splendid! You're a savior. Thanks, mate! 292 00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:33,470 Yeah, later. 293 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,669 He will bear it hither! 294 00:15:39,713 --> 00:15:43,586 Mosco Bandiwax, a resourceful half ling if there ever was one. 295 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:47,547 So then, adventurers... Shall we commence? 296 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:52,552 [all] Too-rye, Too-rye, Too-rye, aye! 297 00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:01,604 What's that you say, amateur script kiddies? 298 00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:03,998 You can't get past my firewall? 299 00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:07,523 Well, eat my shorts! 300 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,917 Hey, dweeb. How goes the auction prep? 301 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:14,574 The packet filters on my DMZ have more layers than the atmosphere. 302 00:16:14,617 --> 00:16:19,927 Which is five layers. Oh! Actually, six if you include the ionosphere. 303 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,146 - It... - Bottom-line me. 304 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,714 Our auction is impenetrable to law enforcement, 305 00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:27,674 and no one will ever trace it back to us. 306 00:16:27,717 --> 00:16:30,024 That is music to my ears. 307 00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:33,680 Oh, just... Quick question... Under the heading, 308 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:36,770 "You probably already thought of this..." 309 00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:41,339 Why would anyone bid on one of these cures without proof that they're effective? 310 00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:44,604 Obviously we're going to cure a zombie on-camera for all the world to see, 311 00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:47,607 and then kill him in a way that only a human can die. 312 00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:51,785 Duh! Of course. 313 00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:54,135 Just one more thing... 314 00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:59,314 How exactly will people know that our, um, subject wasn't simply human to begin with? 315 00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:02,709 I guess we'll have to find ourselves a well-known zombie, won't we? 316 00:17:02,752 --> 00:17:03,666 [chuckles] 317 00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:09,803 Oh... 318 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:13,720 [Isobel laughing] Oh, my God. This is gnarly. 319 00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:17,419 We're running prints to help us put the bodies back together again. 320 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,726 [Major] Hey, Liv. 321 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:22,032 Yo. Why you rolling up? 322 00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:24,992 Looking for Ravi. I'm supposed to bring him this. 323 00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:26,646 Hey, there. I'm Major. 324 00:17:26,689 --> 00:17:30,258 - Hello, sir. - "Sir"? Bitch, please. This is just Major. 325 00:17:30,301 --> 00:17:32,782 Major, this is my neighbor, Isobel. 326 00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:36,786 - And Ravi, he's... - Somewhere. Not here. 327 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:40,050 Major, Seattle is getting on my last nerve. 328 00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:42,226 I told you to wait upstairs. 329 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,795 So now you just walk away in the middle of a conversation. 330 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:48,319 - Ugh! - They're hands. Man up. 331 00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:50,670 Hey, you two are getting on my last nerve. 332 00:17:50,713 --> 00:17:53,760 They got beef, Major. Let 'em sort it out. 333 00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:55,675 What's your situation, son? 334 00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:58,460 I thought we had something, but apparently we were just hooking up. 335 00:17:58,503 --> 00:18:00,114 I never said we were exclusive. 336 00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:02,072 Your body made a promise. 337 00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,727 ♪ Thought my boo was ride or die Till I got the 411 ♪ 338 00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:07,861 ♪ 'Cause he just a blank-faced coward with a narrow mind and a big-ass gun ♪ 339 00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:12,300 Liv, I know you're on a brain, but seriously, what's your problem? 340 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:15,695 - What did you do? - Wait in the lobby! 341 00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:25,400 - So what am I in trouble for now? - You have to ask? 342 00:18:25,443 --> 00:18:29,534 You were right there when Chase Graves crushed Mama Leone's skull. 343 00:18:29,578 --> 00:18:31,580 You probably had to wash bits of her off of you. 344 00:18:31,624 --> 00:18:35,889 Renegade was breaking the law and fully aware of the consequences. 345 00:18:35,932 --> 00:18:38,413 Her death, while tragic, probably saves lives 346 00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:42,199 Hey, Major. I've seen that movie, too. You're quoting the bad guy. 347 00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:45,725 Will you two knock it off? You both love each other, 348 00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:49,293 you've been through tough stuff before, and this, too, shall pass. 349 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,817 [cell phone vibrates] 350 00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:53,863 It's Ravi. 351 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,040 We should do this more often. 352 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,786 [Don E. Typing] 353 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,008 PCharles to DocChak. 354 00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:09,487 "Hey, babe." 355 00:19:09,531 --> 00:19:11,011 Blaine, are you sure you want to do this? 356 00:19:11,054 --> 00:19:13,317 Reading an ex's e-mails seems like a slippery slope. 357 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:17,800 I paid a truckload for that brain you're on. Just give it to me. 358 00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:20,847 [Don E.] "I have to work a bit on Saturday afternoon 359 00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:23,893 but I'm all yours before then. 360 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:27,767 Let the sleep-in snuggle-fest begin!" 361 00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:31,727 She used the words "snuggle-fest?" Is that even a thing? 362 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,599 Maybe it's their thing? 363 00:19:34,643 --> 00:19:37,864 The guy is a British yeti. Just looking at him makes me itchy. 364 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:39,996 What does she see in him? 365 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,870 I found this guy passed out next to our dumpster. 366 00:19:45,175 --> 00:19:48,135 - You look how I feel, brother. - Feel handsome? 367 00:19:48,178 --> 00:19:51,747 Call Fillmore-Graves. Have someone come pick the drunk bastard up. 368 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,966 Will do. 369 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,014 When the right woman comes along, you won't hurt anymore. 370 00:19:58,058 --> 00:20:02,627 Take it from me. Five years happily married to my best friend. 371 00:20:04,151 --> 00:20:06,283 The walking waterfall has a wife? 372 00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:07,720 [inhales sharply] 373 00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:11,158 Yeah, and he's insanely jealous. 374 00:20:11,201 --> 00:20:14,857 His wife is built like Jessica Rabbit, so if she comes in here, don't. 375 00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,991 Just don't. 376 00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,035 [typing] 377 00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:22,952 We saw Ravi eating a brain tube. 378 00:20:22,996 --> 00:20:25,781 How is Peyton sleeping with him if he's a zombie? 379 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,306 If he's not a zombie, what is he? 380 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,221 I'm a half ling monk. 381 00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:34,355 People see half ling and always think thief. 382 00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:38,751 But, have you not noticed the way I've played my character, hmm? 383 00:20:38,794 --> 00:20:42,580 The celibacy? The way I work the teachings of Anubis into conversation? 384 00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:44,931 My lack of regard for worldly possessions? 385 00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,933 You sure jumped on those Bracers of Defense 386 00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:49,718 for someone who doesn't care about worldly possessions. 387 00:20:49,762 --> 00:20:51,459 - [muttering] - [clearing throat] 388 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,548 What news have you, Morrisey the Mage? 389 00:20:53,591 --> 00:20:56,029 Uh, I've studied the map we won 390 00:20:56,072 --> 00:20:58,292 in that game of knucklebones with Ban-Yonn, 391 00:20:58,335 --> 00:20:59,815 the idiot of Knoforks. 392 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:03,819 And without a thief, our mission is doomed. 393 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,822 - [both sigh] - [knocking at door] 394 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,258 Fellow adventurers, 395 00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:10,826 I apologize for walking into your camp unannounced, 396 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,088 but I saw the fire, 397 00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:14,525 and I hoped I might find fellowship as well. 398 00:21:14,569 --> 00:21:15,875 Um... 399 00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:18,442 I don't know what you saw, but this isn't... 400 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,881 I am Foxy Brown of Shondaland, 401 00:21:21,924 --> 00:21:23,839 the greatest thief in the realm. 402 00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:26,886 I'm sorry. Who? 403 00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:28,801 All my information's there. 404 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,934 I seek wealth and adventure. 405 00:21:31,978 --> 00:21:33,370 Can I hear a huzzah? 406 00:21:33,414 --> 00:21:34,981 [all] Huzzah. 407 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:38,158 For Queen, for country! 408 00:21:38,201 --> 00:21:39,333 [all] Huzzah! 409 00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:40,769 [all laughing] 410 00:21:42,075 --> 00:21:45,861 This character sheet just has your name on it, 411 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,211 and it says you have 200 hit points. 412 00:21:49,604 --> 00:21:52,172 It seemed like more was better. 413 00:21:52,215 --> 00:21:54,957 Okay. Fine. Have a seat. 414 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:57,003 [Major knocking at door] Hello. Ravi? 415 00:21:57,046 --> 00:21:58,178 [clearing throat] 416 00:21:59,832 --> 00:22:02,617 Whoa, whoa. What's going on in there? I heard huzzahs. 417 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:05,925 Uh, official police business. Strictly need-to-know. 418 00:22:07,143 --> 00:22:10,930 [scoffs] Quite a police emergency. 419 00:22:10,973 --> 00:22:14,150 So I guess Sirjay decided to sit this one out, huh? 420 00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:17,371 What with the lockdown, you know... 421 00:22:17,414 --> 00:22:19,025 Open the briefcase, Ravi. 422 00:22:30,514 --> 00:22:33,039 Huzzah? 423 00:22:33,082 --> 00:22:35,911 So, you know, I'm out on the streets trying to catch a murderer. 424 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,828 I catch a murderer every week. 425 00:22:39,872 --> 00:22:42,048 - Did you know Peyton is downstairs? - She is? 426 00:22:42,091 --> 00:22:43,963 But you're gonna stay and play though, right? 427 00:22:44,006 --> 00:22:46,661 - Mmm. - Be your own man, Mosco. 428 00:22:46,704 --> 00:22:49,229 She'll understand you staying up here playing D&D 429 00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:51,274 while you know she's downstairs. 430 00:22:51,318 --> 00:22:53,276 How will she know I'm playing D&D? 431 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,888 Oh, she'll get the text I'm sending right now. 432 00:22:57,454 --> 00:23:01,241 Peyton? Sweetie? What a marvelous nap! I feel so refreshed. 433 00:23:01,284 --> 00:23:02,938 [cell phone ringing] 434 00:23:07,725 --> 00:23:09,162 [ringing continues] 435 00:23:12,556 --> 00:23:15,124 -[ringing stops] -[Isobel muffled] Hey, Mom. Thanls for checking in. 436 00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:17,083 [continues speaking indistinctly] 437 00:23:19,389 --> 00:23:21,826 It's good. I'm hanging out with the girls today. 438 00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:23,132 Maybe catch you a little later. 439 00:23:27,093 --> 00:23:30,661 Uh, Mom? Can I call you back? 440 00:23:30,705 --> 00:23:32,098 [cell phone beeps] 441 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,062 And who might you be? 442 00:23:41,498 --> 00:23:43,457 - Isobel. - Huh. 443 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,154 Nice to meet you, Isobel. 444 00:23:45,198 --> 00:23:47,548 Um... Uh, I assume 445 00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:49,985 you weren't dead before I arrived. 446 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,334 No. 447 00:23:51,378 --> 00:23:53,641 So you haven't somehow sprung back to life? 448 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,122 Because that would be cause for celebration. 449 00:23:56,165 --> 00:23:57,253 Uh-uh. 450 00:23:57,297 --> 00:23:58,515 Perhaps you've always been alive, 451 00:23:58,559 --> 00:23:59,734 but were mistaken for dead. 452 00:23:59,777 --> 00:24:02,737 - Nope. - I give up, then. 453 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:04,695 I'm Liv and Peyton's neighbor. 454 00:24:04,739 --> 00:24:06,784 They were gonna take me to the movies tonight. 455 00:24:06,828 --> 00:24:08,569 Then the lockdown happened. 456 00:24:08,612 --> 00:24:10,788 - And where are those gals? - Fifth floor. 457 00:24:10,832 --> 00:24:13,617 Ah! Of course. Snacks. 458 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,793 And so, with the morgue to yourself, 459 00:24:15,837 --> 00:24:19,841 you decided to climb in one of the drawers where we keep the dead? 460 00:24:19,884 --> 00:24:23,932 Seems strange without context, doesn't it? 461 00:24:23,976 --> 00:24:27,022 Yeah. I'd love to hear the context. 462 00:24:30,156 --> 00:24:31,679 Snacks in the hizzouse! 463 00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:33,463 Sorry it took so long. 464 00:24:33,507 --> 00:24:36,031 Hey! Look who I met. 465 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,165 Did you know your neighbor is certifiably brilliant? 466 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,514 True dat. 467 00:24:40,557 --> 00:24:41,994 [cell phone chimes] 468 00:24:43,169 --> 00:24:45,258 Text from your other girlfriend? 469 00:24:45,301 --> 00:24:46,868 Uh... [clears throat] 470 00:24:46,911 --> 00:24:49,697 [stammering] What does Miss Cheyenne Longneckings require? 471 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:55,007 "Mosco Bandiwax fell to his death in the Cavern of Nasty Pricks." 472 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,010 Does that mean anything to anyone? 473 00:24:58,053 --> 00:24:59,881 Only to a little old half ling lady in Mirkwood 474 00:24:59,924 --> 00:25:03,319 who will have one less mince pie to bake during the Feast of Belbuck. 475 00:25:03,363 --> 00:25:04,755 [chuckles] 476 00:25:07,845 --> 00:25:09,195 [dice rolls] 477 00:25:11,284 --> 00:25:12,676 [humming] 478 00:25:13,808 --> 00:25:15,766 [clears throat] 479 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:17,072 - Lady Pursella... - Hmm? 480 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:19,205 We have returned. Our quest is complete. 481 00:25:19,248 --> 00:25:22,208 We bring you the head of the bandit Sh-Krelly, 482 00:25:22,251 --> 00:25:25,167 the hostages he held and the crown he stole. 483 00:25:27,909 --> 00:25:29,998 I see you lost one of your compatriots. 484 00:25:30,042 --> 00:25:33,349 No great loss, Your Highness. I assure you. 485 00:25:33,393 --> 00:25:37,658 For your valor, I present each of you a jewel. 486 00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:40,313 - It's called an Apple Emerald. - Oh. 487 00:25:40,356 --> 00:25:43,185 Obviously, named for the size and not the hue. 488 00:25:46,623 --> 00:25:48,495 So I guess this is where we wrap. 489 00:25:48,538 --> 00:25:50,845 - Hmm. - [Michelle] Wait... 490 00:25:50,888 --> 00:25:52,934 We're spending some time here in the castle? 491 00:25:52,977 --> 00:25:55,328 - Yep. - Okay. 492 00:25:55,371 --> 00:25:57,504 On night one, I break into Morrisey and Sir Choppers' rooms 493 00:25:57,547 --> 00:25:59,245 and I steal their Apple Emeralds. 494 00:25:59,288 --> 00:26:01,116 - [chuckles] - Wait. She can't do that! 495 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,859 I buried mine out in the field during my morning ride. 496 00:26:04,902 --> 00:26:06,295 No, you didn't. 497 00:26:06,339 --> 00:26:07,775 No. I said something about this earlier. 498 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:10,299 I said, "Every day I bury my treasure..." 499 00:26:10,343 --> 00:26:11,735 We could check the tape. 500 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:14,260 - Say what? - See that red light? 501 00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:20,788 No. Mmm-mmm. That recording must be destroyed. 502 00:26:20,831 --> 00:26:23,965 Oh, you're being silly. All the detectives here are going to love it. 503 00:26:24,008 --> 00:26:26,228 All of YouTube is going to love it. 504 00:26:26,272 --> 00:26:30,102 If that's your plan, just take my gun and shoot me. 505 00:26:30,145 --> 00:26:31,799 That's a little dramatic, don't you think? 506 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,496 You're telling me I'm gonna be the Star Warskid, 507 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:35,542 and I shouldn't be concerned? 508 00:26:35,585 --> 00:26:39,415 Oh. Well, there's concerned, and there's asking for death by cop. 509 00:26:39,459 --> 00:26:41,025 [chuckles] 510 00:26:41,635 --> 00:26:42,940 [laughing] 511 00:26:42,984 --> 00:26:44,551 Oh, come on, is that the best you got? 512 00:26:44,594 --> 00:26:46,161 [both chuckle] 513 00:27:00,393 --> 00:27:01,655 You forgot this. 514 00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:09,184 We were just, uh... 515 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,752 What happens in the Misty Dunes stays in the Misty Dunes. 516 00:27:14,450 --> 00:27:16,365 [door closes] 517 00:27:16,409 --> 00:27:18,672 I didn't mean for that to happen. 518 00:27:18,715 --> 00:27:20,152 But it did. 519 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,938 So I went to the zoo on Freebie Friday... 520 00:27:23,981 --> 00:27:25,200 - Yeah? - It was weird. 521 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,071 They keep the bald eagles in cages. 522 00:27:27,115 --> 00:27:30,118 Why would you keep the symbol of American freedom in captivity? 523 00:27:30,162 --> 00:27:32,860 You know, with this lockdown, we're all kinda bald eagles tonight. 524 00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:34,383 And with the wall up, 525 00:27:34,427 --> 00:27:38,126 we're actually bald eagles all the time. 526 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,214 Yeah. 527 00:27:40,346 --> 00:27:41,347 Company. 528 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:45,655 I'll get the package. 529 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:46,874 I hear you have something of ours. 530 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,354 We're getting it. 531 00:27:52,358 --> 00:27:55,012 Is that Lil' Bones Jones? 532 00:27:55,056 --> 00:27:57,276 - You mean Major Jones. - Major Jones 533 00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:00,322 with a major booze jones, Major Major. 534 00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:01,976 [chuckles] 535 00:28:02,019 --> 00:28:04,457 - Where's Good? - Out in the Humvee. 536 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,936 Hup! 537 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,547 You're welcome. 538 00:28:07,590 --> 00:28:09,418 Damn it. Jumped the gun. 539 00:28:09,462 --> 00:28:11,290 I should've waited for the "thank you." 540 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:13,422 Tell you what... 541 00:28:13,466 --> 00:28:16,295 I'll trade you two annoying, baby-faced soldiers for one workhorse goon. 542 00:28:19,515 --> 00:28:21,300 - I'm good. - Uncool, man. 543 00:28:21,343 --> 00:28:23,084 Oh. No. No, I wasn't talking about you two. 544 00:28:23,127 --> 00:28:25,739 It was two other soldiers. You guys don't know them. 545 00:28:27,523 --> 00:28:29,046 [sighs] 546 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:31,179 All I'm saying is I really like you... 547 00:28:31,223 --> 00:28:33,355 - You shouldn't. - Why? 548 00:28:33,399 --> 00:28:34,878 You don't like me? 549 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,317 [Major] Where's that water? 550 00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,758 Here you go. You should drink ten of these. 551 00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:49,458 [grunts] 552 00:28:50,546 --> 00:28:51,591 [sighs] 553 00:28:51,634 --> 00:28:54,376 I'm hungry. I need a brain tube. 554 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,464 Use my card. 555 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:00,252 Where's my ID? 556 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:04,299 With respect, 557 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:05,953 you gotta get a handle on your drinking, sir. 558 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:07,215 Losing your ID... 559 00:29:07,259 --> 00:29:08,477 I wasn't drinking. 560 00:29:09,696 --> 00:29:11,306 Did it just fall out? 561 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,352 Major, he's bleeding. 562 00:29:13,874 --> 00:29:15,789 [groans] 563 00:29:15,832 --> 00:29:18,139 - Who hit you? - I don't remember. 564 00:29:20,707 --> 00:29:22,099 Oh, no. 565 00:29:22,883 --> 00:29:24,319 What is it? 566 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,539 He's got level five security clearance. 567 00:29:26,582 --> 00:29:29,281 His ID authorizes entry into any area of this building. 568 00:29:29,324 --> 00:29:30,325 Go find Justin in the armory... 569 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,327 Tell him to lock down the campus! 570 00:29:34,547 --> 00:29:36,244 [phone ringing] 571 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,473 I guess they'll need to call back during office hours. 572 00:29:55,278 --> 00:29:56,758 It probably would have been easier 573 00:29:56,802 --> 00:29:59,369 to drop your grievances in the comment box. 574 00:29:59,413 --> 00:30:00,719 Stand up. 575 00:30:08,117 --> 00:30:09,423 Over there. 576 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,735 Sit. 577 00:30:28,747 --> 00:30:30,357 I had this dog named Rocky. 578 00:30:31,793 --> 00:30:33,534 I loved him so much. 579 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,493 One day he wasn't acting right. 580 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,192 He got real aggressive. 581 00:30:39,758 --> 00:30:41,150 Started drooling. 582 00:30:44,327 --> 00:30:46,591 Limped around like... 583 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,422 [moaning] 584 00:30:56,513 --> 00:30:58,646 I waited too long to put him down. 585 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,779 I watched him suffer. 586 00:31:00,822 --> 00:31:03,216 Finally, I took him out back and I shot him. 587 00:31:05,784 --> 00:31:07,437 Was that wrong? 588 00:31:07,481 --> 00:31:08,874 Could Rocky do long division? 589 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,353 Huh? 590 00:31:10,397 --> 00:31:11,485 You see what I'm getting at? I can. 591 00:31:11,528 --> 00:31:14,227 You killed Cynthia and Georgie! 592 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:16,664 I may have put the buckshot in their heads, 593 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,970 but you killed them! 594 00:31:18,013 --> 00:31:20,581 I didn't wanna watch them suffer. 595 00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,801 I don't think any zombie should suffer. 596 00:31:24,498 --> 00:31:26,543 Do I look like I'm suffering? 597 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,417 [screaming and groaning] 598 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:32,811 Why was I the one in prison, Chase? 599 00:31:33,638 --> 00:31:34,943 Why? 600 00:31:34,987 --> 00:31:36,075 You're the mass murderer. 601 00:31:36,118 --> 00:31:37,903 [Chase groaning] 602 00:31:37,946 --> 00:31:41,428 [Cain] I've killed so many. You're gonna be number... 603 00:31:41,471 --> 00:31:42,516 Uh... 604 00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,736 Oh, you know what? I've lost count. 605 00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:46,781 And that's only if you count putting a zombie out of his misery. 606 00:31:46,825 --> 00:31:48,783 Which I don't! 607 00:31:48,827 --> 00:31:51,699 You killed 10,000 human beings. 608 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,049 I mean... Wow... 609 00:31:54,093 --> 00:31:55,660 [chuckles] 610 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,840 - [gun fires] - [grunts] 611 00:32:03,493 --> 00:32:06,192 Go check the school dorm! He might've gone there first! 612 00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:08,411 [Cain groaning] 613 00:32:10,718 --> 00:32:12,459 [breathing heavily] 614 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:15,723 Nobody gank my taquitos. 615 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,378 - Oh. No cookies? - They take 15 minutes. 616 00:32:18,421 --> 00:32:20,554 Because the machine bakes them especially for you. 617 00:32:20,597 --> 00:32:23,905 - That's what they say. - I want in on that. 618 00:32:23,949 --> 00:32:26,038 Cookies on me. Grab as many as you can with that. 619 00:32:26,081 --> 00:32:27,474 She won't be able to carry that many. 620 00:32:27,517 --> 00:32:29,258 Uh... How 'bout you join her? 621 00:32:29,302 --> 00:32:31,696 I have work stuff to discuss with Liv. 622 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,438 Okay. You got it. Come on, Isobel. 623 00:32:41,444 --> 00:32:43,533 Isobel has Freylich Syndrome. 624 00:32:43,577 --> 00:32:44,926 It's a death sentence. 625 00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:46,972 Victims rarely see their 18th birthday. 626 00:32:47,015 --> 00:32:48,756 -[stutters] Why haven't you scratched her? - She told you? 627 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,540 I found her testing out a morgue drawer. 628 00:32:50,584 --> 00:32:51,890 It came up pretty quickly. 629 00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:54,240 Scratching humans is a capital offense, you know. 630 00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:56,764 I know. 631 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,897 And it would be completely unfair of me 632 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:02,509 to ask you to put your life on the line. So... 633 00:33:02,552 --> 00:33:04,511 I'll do it. During my next bout of the zombies. 634 00:33:04,554 --> 00:33:05,024 Ravi... 635 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,905 We can feed her with brains from the morgue. 636 00:33:06,948 --> 00:33:08,471 Please, don't try and talk me out of this. 637 00:33:08,515 --> 00:33:10,343 I'm not gonna try to talk you out of it. 638 00:33:10,386 --> 00:33:12,606 - You're not? - No. 639 00:33:12,649 --> 00:33:15,217 Because I already scratched her. And it didn't take. 640 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:16,697 Wait... What? 641 00:33:17,524 --> 00:33:18,830 That's impossible. 642 00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:20,135 It's not. 643 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:24,444 I tried it, I had other zombies try. 644 00:33:24,487 --> 00:33:27,403 - Isobel is immune. - I don't understand. 645 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,321 I read an article on false immunity outliers... 646 00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:34,933 It just doesn't make sense. Could it be genetic? 647 00:33:34,976 --> 00:33:37,500 Maybe. Isobel's had several experimental treatments. 648 00:33:37,544 --> 00:33:39,111 Maybe one of those caused her immunity. 649 00:33:39,154 --> 00:33:40,808 Altered her brain chemistry somehow. 650 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,289 Whatever the reason, she's never gonna be a zombie. 651 00:33:44,203 --> 00:33:45,595 She's gonna die, 652 00:33:47,162 --> 00:33:48,903 there's nothing we can do about it. 653 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,778 Then we need to study her, 654 00:33:53,821 --> 00:33:55,823 figure out what makes her immune. 655 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,043 Maybe she's the key to finding a vaccine. 656 00:33:58,086 --> 00:33:59,696 [cell phone ringing] 657 00:34:02,525 --> 00:34:05,006 Can I call you right back, Mom? 658 00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:06,660 [cell phone beeps] 659 00:34:06,703 --> 00:34:10,446 Did you want chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin? 660 00:34:13,014 --> 00:34:17,192 [yelling] And the king of Bremerton! 661 00:34:17,236 --> 00:34:19,760 [laughing] Whoa. 662 00:34:23,285 --> 00:34:25,113 - Mr. Mayor! - [laughs] 663 00:34:25,157 --> 00:34:30,075 Don E. And I had an inspired idea for the remainder of this lockdown. 664 00:34:30,118 --> 00:34:31,728 I love it already. 665 00:34:31,772 --> 00:34:34,079 We're calling it "La Petite Mort Masquerade." 666 00:34:34,122 --> 00:34:38,866 And I'm sure you know what "little death" we're talking about. 667 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,433 Oh! [Laughs] 668 00:34:40,476 --> 00:34:43,001 Candy and the girls already have their masks. 669 00:34:43,044 --> 00:34:45,220 We'll pick yours out in a minute. 670 00:34:45,264 --> 00:34:48,006 It's kind of a group project. 671 00:34:48,049 --> 00:34:50,356 Ooh. "Group project." Yeah! 672 00:34:50,399 --> 00:34:52,358 You are speaking my language. 673 00:34:52,401 --> 00:34:55,404 And it all starts with a little pick-me-up. 674 00:34:55,448 --> 00:34:58,364 What is it? Is that Utopium? [Laughs] 675 00:34:58,407 --> 00:34:59,800 It's better! 676 00:34:59,844 --> 00:35:02,063 It's like Molly, China Girl and U-Boat 677 00:35:02,107 --> 00:35:03,673 had a threesome in your brain. 678 00:35:03,717 --> 00:35:05,632 And right after you snort it, 679 00:35:05,675 --> 00:35:08,940 I'm gonna give you a little vitamin cocktail injection in your booty, 680 00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:12,726 so that you'll be in tip-top shape for your mayoral duties tomorrow. 681 00:35:12,769 --> 00:35:17,557 Always thinking, boys! Always thinking! [Laughs] 682 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,993 Would you take a seat. 683 00:35:19,037 --> 00:35:21,561 Wow. We are really going all out on this one. 684 00:35:21,604 --> 00:35:24,477 For the mayor of New Seattle, the sky's the limit. 685 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,957 That is quite a map. [Laughing] 686 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,916 I'm thinking of investing in some real estate. 687 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,831 - Oh. - [laughs] 688 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,224 You're ready? 689 00:35:32,267 --> 00:35:34,139 [exhales] Well, you guys are doing it, too, right? 690 00:35:34,182 --> 00:35:36,141 - [laughs] - Of course. 691 00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:38,099 All right. 692 00:35:41,711 --> 00:35:44,584 Oh. I like it. That's good. Setting the mood. 693 00:35:44,627 --> 00:35:47,848 [Blaine chuckles] Feeling good? Relaxed? 694 00:35:47,892 --> 00:35:50,459 - Absolutely. [Chuckles] - Cheers. 695 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,288 [sighs] 696 00:35:53,332 --> 00:35:54,986 [both snorting] 697 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:56,944 Oh! 698 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,034 Oh. 699 00:36:00,078 --> 00:36:01,427 Ooh, I feel funny. 700 00:36:02,645 --> 00:36:04,169 I think it's kicking in. 701 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,955 Oh, my God. 702 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,652 Oh, my God. I'm human again! 703 00:36:09,696 --> 00:36:12,003 [breathing heavily] I can feel it! How did you... 704 00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:13,265 I'm human again! 705 00:36:13,308 --> 00:36:14,962 I'm human again! 706 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,181 [grunts] 707 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:17,834 [exhales] 708 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,580 [thuds] 709 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,238 [clears throat] 710 00:36:32,327 --> 00:36:35,504 [sighs] I thought that went well. 711 00:36:35,548 --> 00:36:38,507 Yeah. Well, he didn't land on you. 712 00:36:43,446 --> 00:36:45,927 I got tired of waiting. So... 713 00:36:47,015 --> 00:36:49,278 I went with chocolate chip. 714 00:36:49,321 --> 00:36:53,108 Okay, something funky's going on. 715 00:36:53,151 --> 00:36:55,240 - Ravi should study me. - I agree. 716 00:36:55,284 --> 00:36:57,547 - He can't. - Why not? Thanks, sweetie. 717 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,679 - I'm staying in Seattle. - We've been through this. You're not. 718 00:36:59,723 --> 00:37:01,203 Wait. Where else is she gonna go? 719 00:37:01,246 --> 00:37:02,769 - Home. She's going home. - No, I'm not. 720 00:37:02,813 --> 00:37:04,206 - Where's home? - Boise. 721 00:37:04,249 --> 00:37:06,686 - Idaho? - Which is where she's going. 722 00:37:06,730 --> 00:37:08,819 [Isobel] I'm staying here. 723 00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:11,256 My dying wish is to be a guinea pig. 724 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,780 You can't deny me my dying wish. 725 00:37:13,824 --> 00:37:15,913 Wait. How did you get into Seattle? 726 00:37:18,872 --> 00:37:20,526 - A coyote... - Oh. 727 00:37:20,570 --> 00:37:22,920 - Isobel. - Working for Liv. 728 00:37:23,573 --> 00:37:25,401 What? 729 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,316 What does she mean, "A coyote working for Liv?" 730 00:37:27,359 --> 00:37:30,145 - She meant the coyote that I know. - No, I didn't. 731 00:37:30,754 --> 00:37:32,103 Ravi. 732 00:37:32,147 --> 00:37:35,019 Liv has taken over Mama Leone's organization. 733 00:37:35,063 --> 00:37:38,066 Underground Railroad, head-got-smushed Mama Leone? 734 00:37:38,109 --> 00:37:39,632 - Yep. - Thanks, Peyton. 735 00:37:39,676 --> 00:37:42,070 Look, I'm tired of keeping this secret from Ravi. 736 00:37:42,113 --> 00:37:44,724 Your friends are trying to help you. 737 00:37:44,768 --> 00:37:45,856 We're the No Secrets Club. 738 00:37:45,899 --> 00:37:47,597 It's dangerous information. 739 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,120 And you knew? 740 00:37:49,164 --> 00:37:50,730 For a few weeks. That's all. 741 00:37:50,774 --> 00:37:52,080 And you didn't tell me? 742 00:37:52,123 --> 00:37:54,038 She didn't volunteer the information to me. 743 00:37:54,082 --> 00:37:58,303 I caught her red-handed making fake zombie ID cards for her clients. 744 00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:05,136 [sighs] 745 00:38:06,094 --> 00:38:07,791 Your family is back in Boise? 746 00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:09,532 It's just my mom. 747 00:38:09,575 --> 00:38:11,795 No way I'm letting her make the trip here. 748 00:38:11,838 --> 00:38:14,276 - Then we should send you back. - Look! 749 00:38:14,319 --> 00:38:15,973 I'm the one who's dying, 750 00:38:16,017 --> 00:38:18,149 and I get to decide what I do with the rest of my short life. 751 00:38:18,193 --> 00:38:20,064 I'm staying in Seattle, 752 00:38:20,108 --> 00:38:23,154 so, please, study me. 753 00:38:23,198 --> 00:38:26,462 I wanna go out knowing that my life had meaning. 754 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,159 [siren blaring] 755 00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:31,075 Lockdown's over. 756 00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:34,035 - They must have caught Cain. - Thank God. 757 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:37,125 - Let's all go home. - So... What about me? 758 00:38:43,131 --> 00:38:44,262 All clear in the dorm. 759 00:38:44,306 --> 00:38:45,872 The perimeter is clear. 760 00:38:46,656 --> 00:38:47,787 Well done, Major. 761 00:38:47,831 --> 00:38:50,007 - Buckshot? - Yep. 762 00:38:50,051 --> 00:38:52,053 If I collect them all, I win a prize. 763 00:38:59,147 --> 00:39:01,279 You're aware Cain is back here? 764 00:39:01,323 --> 00:39:02,498 [Chase] Sure am. 765 00:39:03,803 --> 00:39:06,197 - He still breathing? - Barely. 766 00:39:06,241 --> 00:39:08,112 Should I get him medical attention? 767 00:39:08,156 --> 00:39:10,332 Let's do him one better. Scratch him. 768 00:39:20,385 --> 00:39:22,126 [Cain wheezing] 769 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:27,305 [rasping] Just let me die. 770 00:39:27,349 --> 00:39:30,221 - Please. - Scratch him, soldier. That's an order. 771 00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:33,485 He has an appointment with the guillotine. 772 00:39:36,662 --> 00:39:37,968 [sighs] 773 00:39:42,842 --> 00:39:44,105 [groaning] 774 00:39:49,284 --> 00:39:51,199 [indistinct chatter] 775 00:39:57,205 --> 00:39:58,249 Detective... 776 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,168 Inspector... 777 00:40:04,212 --> 00:40:08,172 Ah! Madame Acting Mayor. 778 00:40:08,216 --> 00:40:09,565 So, who's taking the lead on this? 779 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,871 Uh, it's a strange case. 780 00:40:11,915 --> 00:40:13,960 What is he? 781 00:40:14,004 --> 00:40:15,658 Yesterday he was a zombie, 782 00:40:15,701 --> 00:40:19,270 but what zombie dies from a bullet through the heart? 783 00:40:19,314 --> 00:40:21,229 Well, maybe this'll help. 784 00:40:22,839 --> 00:40:25,276 This popped up all over the Web last night. 785 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,974 No one's been able to discover where it originated. 786 00:40:28,932 --> 00:40:30,194 [snorts] 787 00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:32,370 Oh! 788 00:40:32,414 --> 00:40:34,242 Oh, my God. I'm human again. I can feel it! 789 00:40:34,285 --> 00:40:36,331 How did you... I'm human again! 790 00:40:36,374 --> 00:40:38,550 - I'm human again! - [gun fires] 791 00:40:43,381 --> 00:40:45,427 [thuds] 792 00:40:45,470 --> 00:40:48,908 Excellent! This is settled. He's human. 793 00:40:48,952 --> 00:40:50,258 The case is yours. 794 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,609 Enjoy. 795 00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,350 [Liv rapping] ♪ Always been the baddest bitch ♪ 796 00:40:55,393 --> 00:40:56,699 ♪ Take down the biggest bads ♪ 797 00:40:56,742 --> 00:40:58,222 ♪ Solving murders on the daily ♪ 798 00:40:58,266 --> 00:41:00,137 ♪ I got skills you wish you had ♪ 799 00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:02,444 ♪ New Seattle got me shook Everywhere I look ♪ 800 00:41:02,487 --> 00:41:05,577 ♪ All I see is F-G and other two-bit crooks ♪ 801 00:41:09,364 --> 00:41:10,756 Top bid's at 10 million. 802 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,454 And climbing. 803 00:41:12,497 --> 00:41:15,370 Some millionaires out there really don't wanna be zombies. 804 00:41:16,284 --> 00:41:17,633 [laughing] 805 00:41:20,549 --> 00:41:22,377 [laughs and drums hands] 806 00:41:28,731 --> 00:41:31,299 ♪ Woke up to a wall Now we woke, no doubt ♪ 807 00:41:31,342 --> 00:41:33,257 ♪ No place like home That's truth ♪ 808 00:41:33,301 --> 00:41:34,563 ♪ Locked in or locked out ♪ 809 00:41:34,606 --> 00:41:35,955 ♪ No cure for what ails Seattle ♪ 810 00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:37,130 ♪ Got a case to catch ♪ 811 00:41:37,174 --> 00:41:38,306 ♪ Oz a powder keg now ♪ 812 00:41:38,349 --> 00:41:40,221 ♪ All we need is a match ♪ 61467

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