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Previously on "Wrecked"...
What is that?
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It's a priest character
from the game.
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I risked my life to steal this.
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- What?!
- Come on!
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Hey, can you bark like a dog,
Half Pint?
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Meat is murder.
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Oh, s-so you're a hypocrite.
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I'm not a hypocrite.
I value all life.
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Does anyone know
any of our last names?
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See? We're no one
to each other.
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She did it.
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Tell Declan you found us all
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barricaded at the power station!
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Once they get out of the
mansion, we can slip right in.
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Oh!
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I want them dead.
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Declan, what if they get
to the radio?
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That won't be a problem.
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I must say...
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you've put on
one hell of a show,
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but we now have you surrounded,
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and you have
nowhere left to run.
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So I'll make this easy for you.
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If you come out now,
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I will honor the terms
of our original agreement
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and spare one of your lives.
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But if you decide
to stay inside my home,
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hiding like cowards,
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I will kill you all.
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As befitting a gentleman,
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I'll give you 30 seconds
to decide.
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Hey, Dec. Dec.
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Your choice is...
What? What? What? What?!
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What are you muttering about?!
I got... I gotta go.
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You're pulling my leg.
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Can't that wait?
- No, it can't!
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Nature calls. I gotta answer
this sombitch.
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Honestly, I'd love
a little breather.
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My, uh, jumper's knee
is kinda acting up. I gotta...
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Hell, if we're taking a break,
I could slam a protein bar.
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Jesus Christ.
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Fi... How long do you need?
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Ideally, 15.
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But I mean, I could, like,
muscle it out in 10 if...
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Stop. Stop.
Stop talking.
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10 minutes!
You've got 10 minutes,
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then we come in
and kill you all, all right?!
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All right?!
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Christ on the cross.
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I'm trying to create
a sense of menace,
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a sense of... of dread...
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...and you tits
are ruining it!
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Declan, you want some of this, man?
Shut...
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Well, if we surrender,
maybe one of us could live?
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The rich...
They'll hunt whoever wins.
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Declan told me.
They're gonna kill us all.
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Well, then, that's that.
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No.
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No, we are not
gonna die here today.
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We are gonna get out of this
together.
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Because Danny was right.
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We're a family.
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No, we're not.
You said it yourself.
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We don't even know
each other's last names.
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You want to know
what my last name is?
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It's the same as all of yours.
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It's "Island."
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My name is Owen Island.
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- What?
- What are you talking about?
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- Your last name is "Island"?
- We...
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That's dumb.
I mean, is it Dutch?
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It's not actually my last name.
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Obviously, I'm not Owen Isl...
I'm saying...
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I'm thinking of a name
that would unify us
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because we all crashed
on an island.
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Um...
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Look...
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when we crashed, we were
just a bunch of strangers
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stuck together.
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But we have been through
so much,
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that now we really are
like a family.
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So, it doesn't matter
what our last names were.
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What... What... What matters
is that now...
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we may as well share a name.
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My last name's Island, too.
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I'm Danny Island.
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Then I'm Florence Island.
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And I'm Jess Island.
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Yeah, I'm...
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Todd Island.
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But sometimes we bang, so...
are you, like, my sister?
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I don't really know
how this works.
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I'm Karen Cushman-Island.
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Didn't change my name
for Anthony,
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and I'm sure as shit
not gonna change it for you,
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but I'm happy to hyphenate.
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All right, y'all ain't gonna
believe this,
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but my actual last name
is Island.
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I'm Bruce Island.
Hand to Jesus.
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I'm Stewart Island!
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Yep, I'm changing both my names.
I've always hated "Steve."
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Uh, Steve, that's not
really the... Stewart.
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It's Stewart.
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Oh, my God!
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And I'm Pack Island!
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Have you just been hiding there
this whole time? Yeah, I have.
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And even though
it was kinda muffled,
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I agree with everything.
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And I'm done hiding.
I'm ready to fight!
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So let's stick it
to those rich assholes, huh?!
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Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Yeah! Let's do it!
- I love family!
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So... what's the plan?
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Danny...
got any crazy ideas?
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Listen up, people!
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We've got T-minus eight minutes
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to booby-trap the shit
out of this house.
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We're talking
homemade explosives...
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deadly kitchenware...
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marbles all over the floor.
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They should be sliding
they asses all over this place.
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Oh, and, guys?
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Really think about
your last quip
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before you go in for the kill.
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It should be short and punchy,
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but also emotional.
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Like, for example, I may say,
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"Well, isn't this rich?"
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Then bam!
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You see, that played on
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both their financial
circumstances
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and my own personal history.
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Actually...
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that one's really good.
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Shit. I may use that.
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Oh, wow.
You're done finally.
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Good. Have you, um...
eaten your snack? Yeah.
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Taken your shit?
Oh, yeah.
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Knee feeling good?
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Yeah.
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Great. Well...
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let's hunt.
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All right.
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Time's up.
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Prepare to die.
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The vents?
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Too easy.
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Aah!
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- What the hell is this?!
- It's a red flag, mother...
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The hell?
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Half Pint!
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Oh, shit.
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Looks like you got a little pair
of nuts on you after all.
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Aah!
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Well, where you going,
little doggy?
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I got a treat for you.
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Aah! Son of a...
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You sure this is gonna work?
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Of course this is gonna work.
Why wouldn't it work?
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Because it's just
strings and marbles?
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Strings and marbles?
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You think this is just
strings and marbles?
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Let me try and explain this
to you.
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Once he enters, he's gonna
slip on the marbles,
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stumble forward,
and trip the wire.
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That'll dump the syrup,
which will catch the fan,
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blasting him with feathers.
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Momentarily blinded...
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He'll reach for
the hot doorknob.
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Then he'll fall
through the window.
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Plummeting!
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Straight to his death.
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Yeah, I just don't see
any of this actually working.
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Wait.
Shut the [bleep] up.
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Somebody's coming.
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This could be it.
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Hey! Get over here!
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Hey.
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It's the nerdy one.
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It would've been so much better
if it was Peabody,
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'cause we have that,
like, shared history...
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Danny!
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Shh! Shh, shh.
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Oh, I see.
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A little game of cat and... Aah!
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Huh.
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You think he would've hit
the feathers by now.
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Oh.
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I did not expect this.
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Hey, there, friend.
Care for a drink?
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How about our house specialty?
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We call it a Molo-Todd cocktail.
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Hell, yeah!
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Are you freakin' kidding me?
Tell me someone saw that.
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Did anyone see that?
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Oh, my God!
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Freaking creep!
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Ow! That's me!
- Shit! Sorry.
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Aah!
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Freeze!
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Drop the knife
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or I'll shoot you.
I swear to God.
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You're the vegan, right?
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What?
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What was it you said again?
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That you respect all life?
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You're not gonna kill me.
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Yeah, well...
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I'm a hypocrite, bitch.
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Ew!
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Eugh!
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It's in my mouth!
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Look at his freakin' head.
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Oh, sick!
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Oh, it's so gross!
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Half Pint!
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Well, this is more like it.
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Half Pint hiding
like a little bitch.
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I know you're in here.
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Half Pint.
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Come on out, little doggy.
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Now, where could he be?
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Aaaaaah!
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Take it! Take it!
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Are you throwing a trout at me?!
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Well...
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...looky here.
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Half Pint
is about to become No Pint.
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You know what?
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Do that little funny dog bark
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for me one more time, Half Pint.
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Hey.
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I said bark funny like a dog.
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No.
I'm not a dog.
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I'm a medium-sized man.
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Suit yourself.
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Hey.
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Woof woof.
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That big, old bitch.
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Oh, my God.
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Hell, yeah, Karen!
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And that line... "Woof woof"?
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I mean, come on!
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That really came full circle.
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I said it because that's
the sound a doggy makes.
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Yeah.
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Shit!
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, well, well.
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Look at these tables turning.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Someone's inside.
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Good thing we've got...
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my stick.
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Yeah.
No, totally.
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It's just...
I have a gun now.
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So maybe we just use that.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Let's do that.
Totally.
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Ready?
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Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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What the [bleep]!
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Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
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I should've looked before
I started shooting.
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I realize that now.
This thing is crazy!
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Babe!
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Ew. God.
You're covered in blood.
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Well, yeah.
Florence killed a guy.
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00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,460
Oh, nice.
270
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,600
I lit a dude on fire.
It was so dope.
271
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,800
But it was also pretty gnarly.
272
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,270
I'm actually feeling
pretty weird about it.
273
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,000
Where are the others?
274
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,670
We're here.
275
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,610
Oh, hey! What up?
276
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,540
Did you guys
kill your guys, too?
277
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,280
Big-time.
Karen crossbowed
278
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,020
that John Wayne-looking dipshit
right in the chest!
279
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,650
We used marbles.
280
00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,550
Wait. Where's Steve? Right here.
281
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,020
Nobody move
282
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:24,830
or I will paint this room
with his brains.
283
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:27,630
I'm sorry!
He got the jump on me.
284
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,770
I was in the study, and
I took a gun off the wall,
285
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,633
but it turned out to be more
of a decorative number.
286
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,570
Quiet, please.
It wouldn't shoot.
287
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:36,170
T-The barrel wasn't even hollow.
Quiet!
288
00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:39,010
- The trigger was glued.
- Quiet. Don't... Stop.
289
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,840
Here's what's going to happen.
290
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:44,780
I'm going to my helicopter,
and I'm going to fly away.
291
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,980
And if one of you so much
as farts in my direction,
292
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:51,190
I will kill Steve,
and you don't want that, do you?
293
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:54,060
Because you're all family!
294
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,360
Isn't that
your whole goddamn thing?!
295
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,600
Let's go.
296
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,530
Jesus Christ,
your hands smell like piss.
297
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:10,470
Hey, Declan.
Wait.
298
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,140
We can figure this out.
299
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,740
No, we cannot.
300
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,350
Because despite
your best efforts, you lost.
301
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,080
It's like I told Steve.
302
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,750
If you want to kill the king,
303
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,280
you have to keep your eyes
on the prize.
304
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,950
Eyes on the prize.
So long, everyone.
305
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,490
You know, I wish I could say
it's been a pleasure, but...
306
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,430
But honestly it hasn't.
307
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,630
I really despise
every one of you.
308
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,830
Chestmate.
309
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:40,840
Did you just mean
to say "checkmate"?
310
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,170
Oh, Christ. You are
the most stupid person...
311
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,640
This is for Luther!
312
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,240
Aah!
313
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,510
Aaaaaah!
314
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:49,380
Ow! My eye!
315
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,910
Oh!
316
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,390
I told you that little priest
would be the key
317
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,930
to us getting out of here.
318
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,660
- Whoo!
- Hell, yeah!
319
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,600
How the hell do we get home?
320
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,070
This is a dumb question,
321
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:19,270
but does anyone know
how to fly a helicopter?
322
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,210
Someone say "helicopter"?
323
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,880
- Bruce!
324
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,820
You know how
to fly a helicopter?
325
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:31,350
Unless some other Bruce Island
did three tours in Desert Storm.
326
00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,420
Let's get the hell out of here
before I bleed out.
327
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,290
Hell, yeah!
328
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,320
What's that sound?
329
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,520
It's the chopper.
330
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:10,990
Go!
331
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,940
Aloha, babies.
332
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,670
Chet, what are you doing?!
333
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:25,070
If I let you go back,
ol' Chester's toast.
334
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,610
You'll throw me in the clink just
'cause I murdered some dudes.
335
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,810
You still don't get it.
336
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:33,480
Chet is a survivor,
337
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,620
and I plan to...
338
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:37,220
What?!
339
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,420
What is he saying?!
340
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,220
I have no idea!
341
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,790
[ No audio ]
342
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,370
He can't actually fly
that thing, can he?!
343
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,030
Without any training,
it's damn near impossible!
344
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,980
Oh, God bless.
He's gonna crash!
345
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,040
Oh!
346
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,260
Helen Mirren.
347
00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:25,330
Alive.
348
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,540
James Earl Jones.
Ooh.
349
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,740
I'm gonna say dead.
350
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:32,610
I mean, can you even picture
a young James Earl Jones?
351
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:35,780
Holy shit.
No, I can't.
352
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,950
Tom Cruise.
353
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,750
Why would Tom Cruise be dead?
354
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,020
He does a lot of his own stunts.
355
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,630
Michael Jackson.
356
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,160
Michael Jackson died
like 10 years ago. What?
357
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,700
What?
358
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,170
Michael Jackson is dead?
359
00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,570
How do you not know about this?
360
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:02,240
Michael Jackson the musician.
361
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,240
Yeah.
362
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,170
Oh, my God.
363
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,380
That's so sad.
364
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,110
Hold on a second.
365
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,850
Mayday, mayday.
It's a distress call.
366
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:11,980
Anybody out there?
Over.
367
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,250
It was a huge deal.
368
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,390
Well, at least the King of Pop
is moonwalking in Heaven.
369
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:20,120
You know that people thought
he was a pedophile, right?
370
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,390
What?!
371
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:22,920
It is shocking to me
372
00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:24,530
that you don't know
about any of this.
373
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:27,800
Mayday, mayday.
This is a distress call. Over.
374
00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:32,530
Nobody out there? Thank you for nothing.
Talk to you never.
375
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:35,140
Why aren't more people
talking about this?
376
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,940
People were talking about this
10 years ago!
377
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,280
Hello?
378
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,740
Hello?
379
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,210
Are you there?
380
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,160
We're here.
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