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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Happy birthd...!
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Mm.
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D'oh!
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D'oh!
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♪ Pickin' up trash ♪
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♪ Put it in the bag ♪
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♪ Kentucky chicken bucket ♪
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♪ Put it in the bag ♪
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♪ Makin' four cents an hour
and free cigarettes ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
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You have done a beautiful job, ladies.
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I think we're ready to move on.
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Homer!
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I'm awake! I'm awake! What?
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Oh, I wish you hadn't done that.
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Someone adopted this highway.
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Not so loud.
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The highway doesn't know it's adopted.
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But we love it just the same.
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Well, at least you rented
an SUV for this trip.
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Now I don't have to clean up the mess.
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I'm starting to get carsick.
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Quick, stick your head out the window!
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No, no, no, no, it's a rental.
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Aim inside and blast away.
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Anyone want a caramel apple?
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- It's a rental.
- No, thanks.
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Shave the dog?
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It's a rental.
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Thank you, no.
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Get me candy.
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What's so funny?
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Ha! You checked this out
with half a tank,
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but now it's three-quarters full.
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I'm callin' you Santa 'cause you
just gifted us one-quarter tank.
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Nobody, and I mean nobody,
calls me Santa.
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What are you doing, Dad?
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I'm gonna burn that quarter tank.
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Wasting gas while sitting on my ass.
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It's the American way.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Amazing, son!
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Unfortunately, your left foot
just grazed the sideline.
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Incomplete pass.
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Dad, I've got to pee.
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Huh? Huh?
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I know it's a rental,
but I'd rather go in the woods.
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Maybe I should come with you.
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Dad, come on. I'm ten years old.
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I can pee by myself. It's easy.
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You just shake it when you're through.
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You do what now?
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- Sketch what you see.
- Hmm?
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Bart, where are you?!
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- Bart!
- What is it?
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Bart...!
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Bart!
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I don't know, but I can't shoot it.
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Looks like it's pregnant.
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Ah, let's wait till they're born,
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and then we'll, uh, shoot 'em all.
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Where the heck were you?
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Where's Bart?
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Okay, this is the hardest news
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in the world for a mother to hear.
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Just ease her into it.
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Um, you know that
sewing room you wanted,
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but we could never figure out where?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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What? My special little guy.
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Don't worry, Lou.
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If there's one thing I've mastered,
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it's consoling distraught parents.
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Ma'am? Ma'am?
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Can you describe your son's skeleton?
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Ooh! You incompetent...
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Look, look, your boy's gonna be fine.
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Now we laid out a grid
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and have search teams
fanning out over the forest.
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I'm sorry, but, uh, because of the grid,
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we have to suspend the search
and bring in some ambulances.
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Where is my son?!
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Where am I?
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Hmm.
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Huh.
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Welcome to Strategic Air
Command, Springfield Station.
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If you're watching this tape,
half the world is doomed.
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Says you, General Dead Guy.
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Behind you is a Titan II missile,
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key to a mighty line of defense
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that will reduce our casualties
to an acceptable 200 million.
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Dud.
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Ay, caramba!
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- Bart?
- Bart!
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- Bart!
- Bart!
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Now don't worry, I have the best
dang bloodhound in the county.
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Uh, does your boy smell like a fox?
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- No.
- We're of no use to you.
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Come on, Bart. You made your point!
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The whole town is looking for you.
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Even that scary old man from the
house with the broken windows.
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Bart broke my windows!
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It used to be a normal house!
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All right, listen up.
We have a boy-comma-missing,
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and you maggots...
you're gonna help find him.
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I thought we were ladies.
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- You're lady maggots.
- Now see here, Sergeant.
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You haven't fed us.
We're pretty close to riot mode.
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This is the boy.
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Never seen him in my life.
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We all get tattoos we regret.
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I will find that boy,
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and I will toast you with his blood!
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What'd I tell you
about blood toasts, Bob?
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To do them, but not brag about them.
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Ask now what
your country can do for you
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is what you can do for your country.
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Doesn't sound like any president I know.
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Freedom!
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Oh, I can smell Springfield!
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Aw.
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Nothing good ever comes from trying.
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Private Homer,
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you fat stack of mop buckets!
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You find something funny about this?
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How about I wipe that smile off
your fat face?
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Not my Homie!
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Avert your eyes, ma'am.
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A phone?! Please.
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Dial tone. Dial tone.
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Oh, thank God!
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I'm looking for a Miss Culls.
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First name Tess, middle initial "T."
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Uh, just a sec. I'll check.
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Uh, Tess T. Culls. Tess T. Culls!
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Uh, come on! I know you're
hangin' around here somewhere.
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Why, you little...
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When I catch you, I'm gonna
stick a beer tap in ya
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and pull till the foam
comes out your ears!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh. I give up.
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If you find Bart,
give me his lunch money.
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Well, I'm never giving up.
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Why not?
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Because searching forever is much easier
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than me finding a new friend.
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I could be your new friend.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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Shut up!
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His lucky cap!
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Bart? Bart? Are you down there?
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Milhouse!
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I have never been so glad to see you.
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Thanks for not noticing my new haircut.
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Just give me your phone.
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I'll go get help!
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You can count on me!
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I lit these for our son.
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Marge, honey, he's never gonna come back
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if he thinks it's a church.
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With 78% of the search area reporting,
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Channel Six is now projecting
that Bart Simpson is dead.
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That's right. Self-proclaimed
underachiever Bart Simpson,
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dead at the age of ten.
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Now let's look at the districts
where he's deadest.
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Lisa, I have news about Bart.
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We already know.
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Oh, Milhouse, you were his best friend.
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What did you come here for?
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Um...
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I came to tell her he's alive,
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but this feels almost as good
as hugging Harry Horse.
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I came to comfort you
in these uncertain times.
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Aw.
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It's over!
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We're callin' off the search!
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- Did they find him?
- No, he's dead.
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No! That can't be.
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Lord, why do you kill things
that I want to kill?
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Take me now, vile rake!
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I think you should look
at Bart's death this way, Bob.
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You're free. You're totally free.
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Oh, this slipped off.
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Have you ever thought
of how your life could've gone
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had you committed
to good instead of evil?
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Evil isn't a choice.
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Mm. I see.
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Why don't we try a little
psychological exercise, Bob?
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If I unshackle you, will you behave?
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Try me.
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Cut out Bart's picture.
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And by so doing,
cut him out of your life.
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Don't listen to them, Bob.
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I'm alive.
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Are you okay there, Bob?
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I won't believe he's dead
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until I've made soup from his bones!
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Why do I keep giving them scissors?
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Hello?
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Hey, Mom, it's me. Still married?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God!
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He's alive! And sassy!
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Um, one for the road?
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It's a long road.
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I'll see you soon.
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Hello, Bart...'s friend.
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Bart's alive!
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Lead me to Bart.
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You'll have to kill me first.
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But if you kill me,
you'll never find Bart.
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Hmm. A conundrum.
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How to break you?
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Tell me, do you like light operetta?
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Oh, how light?
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And a-one and a-two.
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♪ I have a song to sing, O ♪
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♪ Sing me your song, O ♪
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♪ 'Tis sung to the moon ♪
♪ by a lovelorn loon ♪
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♪ Who fled ♪
♪ from the mocking throng, O ♪
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♪ The song of the knell ♪
♪ of a churchyard bell... ♪
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I give! I give!
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I'll take you to Bart!
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♪ He cracked like an egg ♪
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Please stop!
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♪ And began to beg ♪
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You promised.
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♪ As I sang this song-o ♪
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♪ It's a song of a popinjay, ♪
♪ bravely born ♪
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♪ Who turned up his noble nose ♪
♪ with scorn... ♪
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Can you at least stab me in my ear?
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No.
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Okay, we'll split up and find Bart.
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Thanks for lending this to us, Ned.
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And I'll do the three things
that help the most:
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pray, pray, pray.
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What about me?!
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I ain't ridin' in that!
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No, you're pulling it!
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Lousy, no good...
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I couldn't pull you when you were eight!
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Mm-hmm.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Hmm. Angry dad, wise-ass kid.
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Now, there's a formula that never fails.
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Okay, boys, we're gonna
sing a nice little song.
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I want to play cowboys and Indians.
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Calvin, put down that tomahawk.
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Calvin. Calvin.
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Calvin!
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You look funny, Dave.
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Dave? Dave?!
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♪ God bless America ♪
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♪ Give me back my tomahawk... ♪
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That's where he is.
But if you jump down,
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you can't get back up
and you'll be caught.
268
00:13:41,312 --> 00:13:44,314
So, uh, I guess that's checkmate.
269
00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:45,649
We're not playing chess.
270
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:47,851
We're playing a game called After You.
271
00:13:47,885 --> 00:13:49,252
After me?
272
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,253
If you insist.
273
00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,113
_
274
00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:56,880
Oh, God. I am so sick of these.
275
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,953
_
276
00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:03,755
Twelfth time's the charm!
277
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,106
Sideshow Bob?!
278
00:14:05,106 --> 00:14:07,808
That's right. I found your hidey-hole!
279
00:14:07,842 --> 00:14:09,409
You found my heinie hole?
280
00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:12,179
Ah, yes.
281
00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:14,247
Always the back-of-the-class wit.
282
00:14:14,282 --> 00:14:17,784
Well, today you're going to be
a real blast.
283
00:14:17,819 --> 00:14:21,121
I don't like the way
he really hit the word "blast."
284
00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:26,927
_
285
00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:29,496
Uh, Bob, it takes two keys.
286
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:32,299
That way, no nutcase
can do it by himself.
287
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,367
Well, no one ever said
launching two boys
288
00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:36,636
on a 50-year-old missile would be easy.
289
00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:40,140
Wow! For a 50-year-old missile,
it's in terrific shape!
290
00:14:40,174 --> 00:14:41,775
Shut up!
291
00:14:41,809 --> 00:14:45,312
I'm a kid who appreciates
things that last.
292
00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:50,350
Come on, boy.
Get a good whiff of his scent.
293
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,667
Did you find anything?
294
00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:10,203
Uh, we found Bart's sock drawer.
295
00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:12,272
Get back out here!
296
00:15:12,306 --> 00:15:14,518
Well, you can't shoot
her. You know that's a woman.
297
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,711
Oh, this is the last
time I hunt with my lawyer.
298
00:15:17,745 --> 00:15:19,279
Son, I can't go no further.
299
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,214
I want to just lie down and die.
300
00:15:21,249 --> 00:15:22,682
Dad, you can't die here.
301
00:15:22,717 --> 00:15:24,184
You have to die in a nursing home,
302
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,497
where your body falls apart
as you burn through your savings
303
00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:28,321
till you're a worthless vegetable.
304
00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:29,823
You know, with dignity.
305
00:15:29,857 --> 00:15:32,125
You're right, son.
We're here on a mission.
306
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,394
Now, let's pick out that Christmas tree.
307
00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:36,329
We're here to find Bart.
308
00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:39,399
Right, right. But we got
a nice eight-footer over here.
309
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,636
She's got a bare patch,
but we'll turn that to the wall.
310
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,071
That's it. I'm not listening
to another word.
311
00:15:45,106 --> 00:15:48,308
Help! Help! Help!
312
00:15:48,342 --> 00:15:51,711
For this, you can thank my time
313
00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:54,080
at Cirque du Soleil.
314
00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:55,715
More like Cirque du So Lame.
315
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,185
Yes, they are pretty much all the same.
316
00:15:58,219 --> 00:16:01,955
Just a little further...
317
00:16:01,989 --> 00:16:04,291
Oh, wait, wrong key.
318
00:16:07,562 --> 00:16:09,229
Five minutes to launch.
319
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,572
Bob, why are you doing this?
320
00:16:18,606 --> 00:16:20,774
Well, it's perfectly obvious.
321
00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:22,275
Uh, it's...
322
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,577
Give me a moment.
323
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:25,178
It's an ICBM.
324
00:16:25,213 --> 00:16:27,113
I Commit Bart's Murder!
325
00:16:27,148 --> 00:16:29,916
That's your justification
for killing two kids?
326
00:16:29,951 --> 00:16:31,651
I... Hmm?
327
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:35,188
Dad, look! It's either
Sideshow Bob or Shaq.
328
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,290
Not me. I'm going that way.
329
00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:38,959
Boy, am I lost.
330
00:16:38,993 --> 00:16:40,360
Shaq, can you help us?
331
00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:41,895
I'm not Superman.
332
00:16:41,929 --> 00:16:43,697
You have a Superman tattoo on your arm.
333
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:45,465
How do you know so much about me?
334
00:16:45,499 --> 00:16:47,467
You're scaring me.
I don't have any money.
335
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,208
Have you ever thought
of how your life could've gone
336
00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:56,776
had you committed to good?
337
00:16:56,811 --> 00:16:58,445
It is true. I had talent.
338
00:16:58,479 --> 00:17:01,147
I was on Zoom. Just send it to Zoom!
339
00:17:01,182 --> 00:17:03,083
Box 350, Boston, Mass.
340
00:17:03,117 --> 00:17:05,452
♪ 02134 ♪
341
00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:07,954
You don't want to do this.
You're losing it, Bob.
342
00:17:07,989 --> 00:17:11,124
I don't know what's real
and what's hallucination.
343
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,070
_
344
00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:22,269
Hello?
345
00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:23,543
Hello, Doctor. Bob Terwilliger.
346
00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:25,171
Did I catch you at a bad time?
347
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,173
Oh, Bob, how thoughtful of you to call.
348
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,477
Most prisoners rarely follow up
after leaving me to die.
349
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,945
_
350
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:33,246
I just need to know,
351
00:17:33,281 --> 00:17:34,915
should I kill these children?
352
00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:37,017
Sounds like someone's got a case
of the shoulds.
353
00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,285
If you're calling to ask,
354
00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:40,487
it means you already know the answer.
355
00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:41,832
T minus two minutes.
356
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:43,189
Clear blast area.
357
00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:45,225
Just tell me, please!
358
00:17:45,259 --> 00:17:46,893
He's not allowed to talk.
359
00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:01,174
Hmm, that sounds like
the ignition sequence
360
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:04,778
of an LGM-25C Titan II-II
ballistic missile.
361
00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:07,314
I've had just about enough
of your nonsense!
362
00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:10,784
All right, I owe you one.
363
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,853
So, why'd you save us?
364
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:17,657
Because I realized I don't want
to kill you anymore.
365
00:18:17,692 --> 00:18:20,126
Milhouse, is there a knife in my back?
366
00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:22,662
Not that I can see.
367
00:18:22,697 --> 00:18:25,098
Milhouse, is there
a "kick me" sign on my back?
368
00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:27,133
Not that I can see.
369
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,269
Aw!
370
00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:32,038
I just can't get a clean shot.
371
00:18:32,073 --> 00:18:33,840
Also, you don't have a gun.
372
00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:36,009
I'm useless, all right.
373
00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:37,243
_
374
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:39,946
What a brilliant conceptual piece.
375
00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:40,947
Who's it by?
376
00:18:40,982 --> 00:18:42,749
"Norad."
377
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:44,484
More like Snore-ad.
378
00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:47,354
Wait, is it ticking?
379
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:51,125
_
380
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,892
Sooner or later,
381
00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:56,196
it all comes down to mopping.
382
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,834
_
383
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:05,174
Doctor, I'm happy.
384
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,242
And when I'm released,
385
00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:08,177
after three consecutive life sentences,
386
00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:10,346
I think I'll open a flower shop.
387
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,314
Oh, that's great, Bob.
388
00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:14,350
Not all my patients are this successful.
389
00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:15,684
Well,
390
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,319
I won't be needing his file anymore.
391
00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:19,855
And if you're interested,
tomorrow's 9:00 appointment
392
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,434
just opened up.
393
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,458
And a 10:00.
394
00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:26,978
_
395
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:36,768
Your New York Magazine, sir.
396
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:39,471
This is The New Yorker.
Totally different.
397
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:41,473
One is the gossip rag of the glitterati.
398
00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:44,476
The other, an asthmatic dinosaur
that hasn't been relevant
399
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,979
since William Shawn breathed his last!
400
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:49,615
Can I go now?
I've got 15 other lighthouses,
401
00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:50,983
and every one's a weirdo.
402
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,618
Not that you are.
403
00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:54,519
Fine. Leave me.
I'll just polish the bulb
404
00:19:54,554 --> 00:19:57,990
and ponder a wasted life
as I walk along the shore.
405
00:19:58,217 --> 00:19:59,625
_
406
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:01,660
I rewrite it
every time the tide goes out.
407
00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:03,295
Listen to me!
408
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:04,663
Life is short.
409
00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:07,466
Don't spend it
on foolish, empty revenge!
410
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,469
If you buy a mailbox, I wouldn't
have to talk to you anymore.
411
00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:11,503
Fine.
412
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,447
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