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[Beeps]
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- Hello, this is Helmut Jorgensen
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from the Nobel Prize foundation.
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I'm calling to inform Mr. Bugs Bunny
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That he has been awarded
the Nobel Pri--
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[Beeps]
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- Daffy, Tina. Just reminding
you, tomorrow's date night.
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Don't forget to make re--
[Beeps]
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- Hey, guys. It's Porky.
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I'm in kind of an
emergency, and I--
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[Beeps]
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- Anything important?
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- Nope.
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[Grunting]
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I can't hold on much longer!
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[Grunts and screams]
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Season 1 Episode 24
"The Shelf"
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Original Air Date:
January 24, 2012 on Cartoon Network
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Wow. I'm glad you're OK, Porky.
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But you know,
next time that happens,
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you really should call someone.
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[Doorbell rings]
Oh, got to go.
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[Beeps]
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[Vehicle departs]
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Sweden?
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- What's that?
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- Huh. I guess I won
the Nobel Prize.
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- What's the Nobel Prize?
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- An award given to
those who have made
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the greatest contributions to
the betterment of humanity.
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- Oh, the betterment of humanity!
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That's why I haven't won one.
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- I wonder where I should put it.
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- Ugh, you're going to display it?
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That's so tacky, so showy.
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Have a little decorum.
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- What about that thing?
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- This?
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- Do you know how many daughters
there are in the world?
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Millions.
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And I,
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"Sandra Sanchez,"
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Am the world's greatest.
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I'll get your own shelf.
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[Sighs]
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- Here your shelf.
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You know, for an additional $20,
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We'd be happy to install it for you.
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- $20 to install a shelf?
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I won a Nobel Prize!
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I think I can put up my own shelf.
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Looks secure.
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[Rattles]
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Hmm.
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I guess I need to find a stud.
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[Tapping]
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[Clunks]
- Ah.
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Here we go.
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Yep.
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That's the stud right there.
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Guess that wasn't a stud.
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You guys have anything to fill in
a couple of tiny, little holes?
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Barely anything.
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- You mean spackle?
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- Yeah, spackle.
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Some people call it spackle.
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Aisle 19.
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You having trouble
putting up that shelf?
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- What?
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No.
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I put that up no problem.
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Just hammered it right in there.
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- Hammered?
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You used a drill, right?
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- Of course.
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Drilled it right in there.
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Are the drills anywhere
near the spackle?
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Well, the award will cover that.
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[Drill whirring]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh, Hi, Tina.
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- Hey. Picking up Daffy.
Date night.
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Oh, is that a Timmel?
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- Huh? Oh, yeah.
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That's my brand, Timmel.
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Is that what you said, Timmel?
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- What you working on?
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- Just putting up a shelf.
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[Whirring and clanking]
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- Oh, that doesn't sound good.
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- It's fine.
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I'm sure I just hit a stud.
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- That's not a stud.
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You either hit your junction
box or a water pipe.
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- Thanks for your help,
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But I think I know what I'm doing.
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I mean, I won the Nobel Prize.
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[Whirs and clanks]
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- There, see?
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- What happened to the water?
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- Guess it was your water pipe.
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- What are you doing here?
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- Date night.
Remember?
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Isn't that why you're in the shower?
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- What?
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No. I got peanut butter
all over my back.
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When's the water going to come back on.
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Well, first, he's got
to remove the drywall,
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saw off the damaged pipe,
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and put on a slip coupler.
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Then, he's going to
replace the drywall,
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spray the texture
on, and paint it.
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- I could do it for you, but it
would take a couple of days.
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- A couple of days?
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I can't go without a
shower for that long!
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- Since when do you
take so many showers?
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- It's the principle.
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If I'm going to pay
rent somewhere,
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then I want everything to work.
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- You don't pay rent.
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- And I won't,
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Not until that's fixed.
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Now where am I supposed to live?
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They won't let me
back at the "Y".
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Long story.
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- I guess you could stay with me.
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- I don't think so,
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not until there's a
ring on this finger.
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[Hissing]
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Here.
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Looks like you're
going to need this.
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Hey.
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My eyes are up here.
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- Thanks for letting me stay here, Porky.
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- It will be fun.
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It can get kind of lonely living
in this big old house by myself.
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Well, this is the guest bedroom.
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- Great.
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I'm sure you'll be
very comfortable here.
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- You get that shelf up?
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- [Deep voice] Shelf?
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Ha ha ha.
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You must have me confused
with somebody else.
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I'm a totally different customer.
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Never been here before.
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- Just the saw?
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- Uh, yeah.
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Oh, I'm also going to need a...
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Slip coupler.
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- Oh. You got a
cracked water pipe?
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- Oh, yeah. Heh.
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You know how that goes.
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Water was pouring
out when I left.
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- You mean, you didn't
shut off the water main?
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- [Screaming]
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[Normal voice] Keep the change!
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- Congratulations!
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- Lola, I got to get inside
and shut off the water main,
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whatever that is.
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- Winning the Nobel Prize?
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That's amazing!
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- Lola, move it!
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- I mean, no bells.
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None.
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I can't live without bells.
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[Jangling]
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- I think my house is flooded!
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- Wow!
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Someone wins the Nobel Prize
and thinks they're pretty hot.
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Well, guess what?
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You're not, all right?
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All you did was not
have a bell, Mmm-Kay?
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Anyone could do that. I
could totally do that.
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Who am I kidding? No I can't.
Bells are so fun!
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[Jangling]
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- What's going on, man?
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I was taking a nap.
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I almost drowned!
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- I was trying to put up a shelf,
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and I drilled into a water pipe.
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- Why didn't you just pay
someone to put it up for you?
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I don't get it.
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- I won the Nobel Prize.
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I think I can put up a shelf.
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- Oh, the Nobel Prize, huh?
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What did you get it for?
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Making bad decisions?
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[Jangling]
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- Speedy, what are you doing here?
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- I live here.
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Or at least I used to.
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- Wait a minute.
You live in Bugs' house?
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Don't you own a restaurant? Can't
you afford your own place?
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- Mmm.
Probably.
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- Speedy, we're adults, M'kay?
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Adults live on their own.
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- Where do you live?
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- With my parents.
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They gave me these bells!
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[Knocks on door]
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- What's up?
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- Oh, I was just going
to do some laundry.
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So I need to get my laundry basket.
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- I'll get it.
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Here you go.
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- Thanks.
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- Hold it.
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These are my whites.
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These are my darks.
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Oh! And...
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These are my delicates.
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I've never seen you wear clothes.
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I like having the option.
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Now, pay attention.
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The delicates don't
go in the machine.
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These are 100% silk.
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They need to be hand washed.
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Got it?
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- I think.
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Repeat it back to me.
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- Uh, darks, whites, delicates.
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- What about the delicates?
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- Hand wash them?
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- Oh, and I'm having a lady
friend over for dinner tonight,
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so here's a list for
the grocery store.
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- Ooh, who are we having dinner with?
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I'm having dinner with my girlfriend.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm in the middle of something.
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It's fun having a roommate.
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- All right.
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Let's see what we got here.
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Looks like we got a big
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hole in the wall.
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OK.
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So I guess I just need to
make a cut here and here,
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Then remove this part,
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put in a slip coupler,
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Then somehow...
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Fix this whole wall,
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Pop in the ol' shelf,
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and we're done.
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Easy.
[Whirring]
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Whoa!
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[Creaks]
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I wonder if this
beam was important.
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[Cracking]
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Hmm. Might need to get
a little more spackle.
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[Creaks]
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Maybe a lot more spackle.
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- [Stammering] Happy birthday, Daffy!
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- [Gasps]
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- Do you like it?
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- Hmm.
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♪ You've given me a
birthday gift. ♪
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♪ You've really given
my day a lift. ♪
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♪ Oh, wow, a childhood photo
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of you and me ♪
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♪ But I have to tell
you something now ♪
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♪ And I'm trying to
find the words how ♪
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♪ While your gift was thoughtful ♪
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♪ It was also chintzy. ♪
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♪ I can remedy the situation ♪
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♪ And you can avoid
future humiliation ♪
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- Whoa!
- ♪ If you would just follow
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these gift-giving guidelines ♪
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00:10:16,812 --> 00:10:19,007
♪ Buy me something
made of solid goal ♪
271
00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:21,905
♪ Buy this homemade
sweater leaves me cold ♪
272
00:10:21,951 --> 00:10:26,951
♪ Think in term of things
that are expensive. ♪
273
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,818
♪ A coffee mug that
says "My Best Friend" ♪
274
00:10:29,849 --> 00:10:32,184
♪ Will find a new home
in my trash bin. ♪
275
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,739
♪ And if you knit me a scarf ♪
276
00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:36,512
♪ I'll bury it in the back yard ♪
277
00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:38,012
Now, pay attention
278
00:10:38,035 --> 00:10:39,393
♪ Chintzy, chintzy,
chintzy, chintzy ♪
279
00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:40,527
♪ Not chintzy ♪
280
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,034
♪ Chintzy, chintzy,
chintzy, chintzy ♪
281
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,267
♪ Very chintzy ♪
282
00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:47,074
♪ This gift has a hot
date with my shredder ♪
283
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:53,690
♪ Buy me a jacuzzi filled with caviar
or a diamond-encrusted rocket car ♪
284
00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:57,943
♪ and when in doubt, try a
briefcase full of money ♪
285
00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:01,857
♪ Try to stay away
from arts and crafts ♪
286
00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:04,498
♪ I don't want your
homemade bubble bath ♪
287
00:11:04,521 --> 00:11:09,820
♪ And cookies are better when
they're made by professionals ♪
288
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,367
♪ Buy me a ranch with a
thousand longhorn steers ♪
289
00:11:13,435 --> 00:11:14,954
[Mooing]
290
00:11:14,985 --> 00:11:18,906
♪ Or a mansion filled with
crystal chandeliers ♪
291
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:23,345
♪ An M60-A3 army tank ♪
292
00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:25,947
♪ Would be met with
heartfelt thanks ♪
293
00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:29,893
♪ Because that's something I
could drive to the supermarket ♪
294
00:11:29,932 --> 00:11:31,230
- Oh, I get it.
295
00:11:31,246 --> 00:11:32,684
♪ Chintzy, chintzy,
chintzy, chintzy ♪
296
00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:33,986
- ♪ Not chintzy ♪
- Good.
297
00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:35,378
♪ Chintzy, chintzy,
chintzy, chintzy ♪
298
00:11:35,402 --> 00:11:36,660
- ♪ Very chintzy. ♪
- Yes.
299
00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:41,003
♪ That's why I'm setting fire
to the photo you gave me. ♪
300
00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:44,113
♪ So I'm glad I could
help you out ♪
301
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,976
♪ This is what
friendship's all about ♪
302
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,964
♪ But the next gift that you bring
should require a trailer. ♪
303
00:11:50,987 --> 00:11:52,292
[Foghorn blows]
304
00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:55,050
♪ So before a new day dawns ♪
305
00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:57,793
♪ Maybe cash in your
savings bonds ♪
306
00:11:57,824 --> 00:12:00,308
♪ And buy me a present ♪
307
00:12:00,324 --> 00:12:01,512
♪ that is not
308
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:07,292
CHINTZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! ♪
309
00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:08,168
- Phew.
310
00:12:08,207 --> 00:12:09,285
- Ahem.
311
00:12:09,286 --> 00:12:11,035
You still owe me a
birthday present.
312
00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:20,241
- Well, what do you think?
313
00:12:20,309 --> 00:12:21,223
- Hmm.
314
00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,778
It's pretty nice, I guess.
315
00:12:23,817 --> 00:12:25,552
Maybe I could put my hole over here.
316
00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:26,887
- What are you talking about?
317
00:12:26,903 --> 00:12:29,201
You don't have to live in a hole.
You got all this space.
318
00:12:29,351 --> 00:12:30,367
- I don't know.
319
00:12:30,368 --> 00:12:31,752
It seems so big.
320
00:12:31,765 --> 00:12:33,851
- I could help you decorate.
Oh, it will be fun!
321
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,319
I have a really great eye.
322
00:12:35,374 --> 00:12:36,335
It's my left one.
323
00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:37,858
My right eye's just a regular eye.
324
00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:39,389
Oh, no, wait.
I'm wrong.
325
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:40,995
My right eye is my great eye.
326
00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:43,264
My left eye has x-ray vision.
327
00:12:43,332 --> 00:12:45,933
- Hey, my eyes are up here, OK?
328
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:47,635
- I can totally see through that.
329
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:48,803
[Wheels squeak]
330
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,771
- Doling a little home improvement?
331
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,473
- [High-pitch voice]
Oh, you know.
332
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:55,509
Just tinkering with a
few little projects.
333
00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:57,050
Nothing big,
334
00:12:57,051 --> 00:12:58,946
just replacing the ceiling,
335
00:12:59,014 --> 00:13:00,848
an entire wall,
336
00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,350
most of the floor.
337
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:06,320
Maybe put in a new
support beam or two.
338
00:13:06,388 --> 00:13:11,025
- That'll be $2,865.43.
339
00:13:11,092 --> 00:13:12,371
- [Normal voice] Say what?
340
00:13:16,098 --> 00:13:17,631
- What do you think?
341
00:13:17,699 --> 00:13:20,301
- I think I need to
get back to the gym.
342
00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:21,565
- Not you, silly.
343
00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:22,557
The mirror.
344
00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,542
- Ohh! It's divine!
345
00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:25,603
Is it rococo?
346
00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:26,660
- No, no, no.
347
00:13:26,661 --> 00:13:27,608
It's baroque.
348
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:31,345
- But a baroque mirror
is 7 years' bad luck!
349
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,713
[Both giggle]
350
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:33,914
[Bell dings]
351
00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:35,262
- Ooh. Nice bell.
352
00:13:35,301 --> 00:13:36,517
- May we help you?
353
00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:37,590
- Hi! Yes.
354
00:13:37,591 --> 00:13:38,319
Hello. Hi.
355
00:13:38,387 --> 00:13:40,546
I am decorating an apartment
356
00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:43,156
for dear, dear friend of mine.
357
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,357
- Ooh, whatever can you
tell us about him?
358
00:13:46,928 --> 00:13:48,015
Uh...
359
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:49,053
Well, he's a mouse
360
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,898
named Speedy Gonzalez.
361
00:13:50,966 --> 00:13:52,294
I think he might
362
00:13:52,295 --> 00:13:53,434
wear a hat.
363
00:13:54,889 --> 00:13:57,468
- Well, we just received some
lovely pieces from Spain.
364
00:13:57,499 --> 00:14:01,242
- This particular chest of drawers
is 18th Century Mahogany.
365
00:14:01,286 --> 00:14:03,878
- Notice the burled walnut inset panels.
366
00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,226
- Oh, I don't know.
367
00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:06,616
It's not really speaking to me.
368
00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:11,288
- Oh, well, perhaps Señor
Gonzalez would prefer
369
00:14:11,304 --> 00:14:14,640
- I am positively obsessed
with this mid-century sofa.
370
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:20,061
- No. This isn't really
speaking to me, either.
371
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:22,296
[Gasps] Ooh!
372
00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:23,864
Now, this
373
00:14:23,865 --> 00:14:25,399
is speaking to me.
374
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:27,468
Hmm?
375
00:14:27,489 --> 00:14:28,785
Oh, thank you.
376
00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:30,700
That's very flattering,
but I have a boyfriend.
377
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:32,406
He just won the Nobel Prize.
378
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:34,108
Besides, you're not
really my type.
379
00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:35,236
You're too tall.
380
00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:37,230
And you're an armoire.
381
00:14:37,261 --> 00:14:38,279
So...
382
00:14:38,346 --> 00:14:38,871
Huh?
383
00:14:38,872 --> 00:14:40,414
Oh, an arm-wah.
384
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,834
Excuse me!
385
00:14:41,835 --> 00:14:44,351
"blah, blah, blah, I'm from France."
386
00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:48,089
- Well, what about this?
387
00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,801
It arrived this morning.
388
00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:51,692
Look, I appreciate what
you're trying to do
389
00:14:51,693 --> 00:14:53,994
but you don't know Speedy
like I know Speedy.
390
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,327
I know you think you do
391
00:14:55,351 --> 00:14:56,444
because you're all mice.
392
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:57,498
- We're gophers.
393
00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:58,530
- Oh.
394
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,800
Is that different?
395
00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:02,002
- Just take a look.
396
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,604
It's Italian baroque.
397
00:15:03,632 --> 00:15:04,772
- Isn't it exquisite?
398
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,888
- Hmm.
399
00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:07,174
It is nice.
400
00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:10,244
And Speedy is Italian.
401
00:15:10,312 --> 00:15:12,246
Maybe this is Speedy!
402
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,518
[Crash]
403
00:15:14,082 --> 00:15:15,799
Oh, you know what?
404
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,831
No. This--
405
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,230
this isn't Speedy.
406
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,854
Mm-mmm.
407
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:22,623
Yeah, I think I'm just going
to keep looking around,
408
00:15:22,691 --> 00:15:25,729
Try few more stores and maybe
409
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,828
some place that feels more like him.
410
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:30,197
- [Gasps]
- [Bell dings]
411
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:32,301
Oh, I do love that bell, though.
412
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:33,300
It's a great bell.
413
00:15:33,368 --> 00:15:34,702
[Bell dings and door shut]
414
00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:39,907
- 7 years isn't that long,
when you think about it.
415
00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:42,109
[Slurping]
416
00:15:50,619 --> 00:15:52,004
- What?
417
00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:53,721
You don't like lobster bisque?
418
00:15:56,191 --> 00:15:58,592
[Scoffs] I'll get
you something else.
419
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,961
Something for a less
refined palate.
420
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,963
[Bell dings]
421
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,393
- So...Uh...
422
00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:07,935
Where's Porky?
423
00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:10,304
- [Stammering] How may
I be of service?
424
00:16:10,372 --> 00:16:12,640
- Porky, what are you
doing in that outfit?
425
00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:14,542
- Don't engage the help.
426
00:16:14,562 --> 00:16:16,171
That better be my
bread and butter.
427
00:16:16,194 --> 00:16:18,212
- Yes, sir.
428
00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:22,149
- The lady doesn't like her soup.
429
00:16:22,217 --> 00:16:24,785
Bring her something else.
430
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,350
- There's nothing wrong with the soup.
431
00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:30,460
- The butter is hard!
432
00:16:30,461 --> 00:16:31,192
- What?
433
00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:32,462
- I said,
434
00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:35,229
the butter is hard,
435
00:16:35,297 --> 00:16:39,681
Because somebody failed
to let it soften
436
00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:42,069
before serving dinner.
437
00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:43,176
- I'm sorry!
438
00:16:43,177 --> 00:16:45,722
I just got so busy with
the crème brûlée--
439
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,574
[Stammers]
440
00:16:46,597 --> 00:16:49,843
But you're not too
busy to make excuses!
441
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:51,412
Ow!
That hurt!
442
00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:52,712
- I bet it hurt,
443
00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:53,814
because it's hard!
444
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:54,982
- Daffy!
445
00:16:55,801 --> 00:16:57,218
- This doesn't concern you, Tina.
446
00:16:57,285 --> 00:16:59,320
This is between
me and my butler.
447
00:16:59,387 --> 00:17:00,721
- He's not your butler!
448
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:03,190
Porky, you are not his butler.
449
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,844
- I know. I just--
450
00:17:04,845 --> 00:17:07,227
I like having someone around.
451
00:17:07,295 --> 00:17:10,582
- Are these store-bought rolls?
452
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,222
[Grunts]
453
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,333
- Ow!
454
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,934
- Of course you're saying "Ow!"
455
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:15,603
They're like rocks!
456
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:17,938
Ow!
457
00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:19,732
- Porky, what are you doing?
458
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,908
You're letting him walk
all over you like this.
459
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,157
This is your house!
460
00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:25,179
Be a man.
461
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:26,829
- You're right.
462
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:27,747
- What?
463
00:17:27,816 --> 00:17:31,518
- I was sick of wearing this, anyway.
464
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,955
There.
That's better.
465
00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:37,332
- Well, if this dump doesn't
come with a butler,
466
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,493
I might as well go
back to the old dump.
467
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:47,990
And I can tell
468
00:17:47,991 --> 00:17:50,504
you put these in the dryer.
469
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,635
- OK. In decorating
your apartment,
470
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,940
I had to ask myself,
471
00:17:57,941 --> 00:17:59,647
"Who is Speedy Gonzalez?"
472
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,534
"What does Speedy Gonzalez want?"
473
00:18:01,566 --> 00:18:03,417
"What does Speedy Gonzalez need?"
474
00:18:03,485 --> 00:18:07,488
I had to get inside the
mind of Speedy Gonzalez.
475
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:08,826
It wasn't easy,
476
00:18:08,827 --> 00:18:10,291
but I think I nailed it.
477
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,499
Speedy Gonzalez,
478
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,525
welcome home!
479
00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:15,162
[Gasps] What do you think?
480
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:17,865
- Uh, yeah, it's, uh...
481
00:18:17,932 --> 00:18:20,467
There's a lot of little
bells everywhere.
482
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:22,941
These bells have little
bells inside the bells!
483
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,905
[Ringing]
484
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:27,430
- You know, Lola,
485
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,305
I appreciate you doing all of this but
486
00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:31,211
I think I'm going to
go back to Señor Bugs.
487
00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:32,787
I like my little
mouse hole there.
488
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:34,381
It's got to be dry by now.
489
00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:35,995
- But then who's
going to live here?
490
00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:37,074
- You could.
491
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:37,951
- Me?
492
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:39,160
I don't know.
493
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,754
It's not really my taste.
494
00:18:40,822 --> 00:18:43,490
I guess I could make it work.
495
00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:46,393
Get rid of some of this
Speedy Gonzalez influence.
496
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,730
- Home sweet home.
497
00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:52,132
- Ain't that the truth.
498
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:57,629
[Whirring]
499
00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:59,473
I got the shelf up!
500
00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:11,785
[Wind blowing]
501
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:14,021
[Blades whirring]
502
00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,103
[Whirring]
503
00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:32,473
[Popping]
504
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,110
- [Dings]
- [Whirring stops]
505
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,614
Meep Meep!
506
00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:16,817
[Puffing]
507
00:20:24,259 --> 00:20:26,260
[Puffs]
508
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:42,209
[Creaks]
509
00:20:42,277 --> 00:20:44,445
[Whirring]
510
00:20:57,859 --> 00:20:59,393
Meep Meep!
511
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:18,145
Meep Meep!
512
00:21:18,213 --> 00:21:19,947
[Wind blowing]
513
00:21:21,182 --> 00:21:23,584
[Whirring]
514
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:27,221
[Buzzing]
515
00:21:28,323 --> 00:21:31,191
[Popping]
516
00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:33,494
[Dings]
517
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,131
Meep Meep!
518
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,152
- [Stammering] I thought
your house was destroyed.
519
00:21:46,191 --> 00:21:47,364
- It was, but
520
00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:48,841
I'm a Nobel Prize winner.
521
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,482
I know how to fix a house.
522
00:21:50,513 --> 00:21:51,979
- Ok. Fixed the house.
523
00:21:52,788 --> 00:21:54,656
Let me know if you
need anything else.
524
00:21:56,253 --> 00:21:57,587
- Well, she fixed the house,
525
00:21:57,763 --> 00:21:59,831
But I put up the shelf.
526
00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:03,229
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527
00:22:06,739 --> 00:22:12,653
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528
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,252
[WB shield open]
529
00:22:33,276 --> 00:22:34,690
- I'll just wear it.
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