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- Height?
- 3'6".
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We'll put 6'3". Weight?
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I don't know. It fluctuates.
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Uh, 80?
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100.
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You're 6-foot-3. We'll put 185.
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Are you sure about this?
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Trust me, I'm an expert at online dating.
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But what's gonna happen when I finally meet one of these women?
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Won't they be disappointed?
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Any woman that goes out with Porky Pig
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Is gonna be disappointed no matter what.
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Which brings us to your name.
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We can keep pig or Porky, but we can't keep both.
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[Sighs] Keep Porky.
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Keep Pig?
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You know what, let's dump them both.
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Your name's Lorenzo Vilagairirosa.
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There, you're done.
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What about my picture?
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But you can hardly see me.
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Precisely, Lorenzo.
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The Looney Tunes Show
Season 1, Episode 26- Point, Laser, Point!
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It's been almost an hour and no one's clicked on my profile.
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I knew we shouldn't have included a picture.
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What's up, doc?
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Daffy set me up on a dating website.
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[Chomps and spits]
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Did you ever think to come to me for this kind of thing?
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It doesn't matter anyway.
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No one's interested.
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[Computer beeps]
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Uh, Porky, I think someone's interested.
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- "Hello. I like your profile."
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[Gasps] Wow.
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"Thanks for your--"
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What are you doing?
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Don't write her back until you know what she looks like.
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- [Computer beeps]
- [All gasp]
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Granny?
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Granny's on a dating website?
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I'm on a dating website.
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She must be lonely.
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I'm lonely.
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Yeah, but lives in a big house all by herself.
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I live in a big house all by myself.
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At least she has pets.
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Huh, maybe I should get a pet.
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What? Pets are people who have no hope
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Of finding another adult who will love them.
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Huh. Now that I put it that way,
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You should definitely get a pet.
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My computer.
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And Lorenzo seemed like such a nice man.
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I can't just spend all my time with a cat and a bird.
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- [Rash]
- Oh! Sylvester!
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Stop chasing, Tweety bird.
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If you need something to do,
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Why don't you play with one of those cat toys I bought you?
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[Laughs] Look, Sylvester,
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It's a mouse.
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You're kidding me, right?
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I can see the string.
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What about this one?
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And this is fun because?
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Let's see what else I have here.
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A pen?
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Ooh, are we going to balance your checkbook?
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Fun.
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[Gasps]
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
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Ahh! Where did it go?
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Aah!
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Now it's over there.
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How did it get over there?
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[Laughing]
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[Panting]
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It's like a bird, a mouse,
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and a can of tuna all mixed up into a perfect red dot.
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A-ha! Gotcha!
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You're mine, all mine.
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I'm never gonna let you go.
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What the?
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Remind me again why we're doing this?
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Because she's a little old lady
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With no one to keep her company but a cat and a bird.
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So now she's gonna hang out with a duck and a rabbit?
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[Scoffs] Seems like a lateral move.
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We're her neighbors.
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It's the right thing to do.
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Oh, hello.
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[Stammers] All right.
Knock of the pleasantries, grandma.
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We know you're lonely, so let's go do something and get it over with.
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Hmm.
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Spending time with a rabbit and a duck
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Instead of a cat and a bird.
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Oh, seems like a lateral move.
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Huh?
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Oh, I mean, I'd love some company.
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I was just about to go sailing.
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Sailing? You sail?
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[Chuckles] Every weekend.
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Sailing. This is gonna be fun.
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[Clicks]
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Little air back here.
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[Turns engine on]
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Oh, my.
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Oh, little red dot. Where are you?
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Hmm.
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[Pills rattle]
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Ahh.
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[Glass shatters]
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Hmm! Where is that red dot?
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Where is that yellow bird?
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Take that, you nasty old zombie.
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[Video game noises]
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Aah!
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Oh, he got me.
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That makes two of us.
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Before you eat me,
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Will you grant me one last request?
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I suppose so.
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After all, I'm an animal, not a monster.
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Will you hand me that?
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What, this pen?
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Ha ha! What are you gonna do,
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Write out your last will and testament?
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[Gasps] Ohh!
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My red dot is back.
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Go on, go get it.
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Oh, it's over there, putty cat.
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Oops, I was wrong. It's over there.
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Oh, much improved.
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I don't even want it, but I gotta have it.
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I don't even know what it is,
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But I need it. Huh?
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Yoo-hoo!
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[Gulps] Mother.
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[Blabbering]
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Whoa!
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What's wrong with me?
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I can't do anything but think about that red dot.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, look, a kitty.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I need help!
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How fortuitous.
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How serendipitous.
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How propitious.
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Best class I ever took.
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[Horns honking]
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Great day in the morning.
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I'm gonna be sick and I'm not even on the boat yet.
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We're here.
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Let's start sailing.
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Where's the ocean?
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Yard sailing.
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We should have just let Porky go out with her.
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[Buzzer]
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Ahem.
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Ahem.
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You Sylvester?
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Ok, right this way, baby.
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Uh, good luck,
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You know, with whatever you're going through.
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Hey, Pinky, can I get you something?
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♪ It's Saturday night
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and I've got a full place ♪
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♪ But you're ruining
the vibe
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with your lonely face ♪
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♪ Seating alone in a booth built for six ♪
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♪ Doing sudoku won't get you chicks ♪
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♪ You're not the most hopeless case in the world ♪
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♪ You just have to chance your approach to the girls ♪
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♪ They do not care about dungeons and dragons ♪
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♪ Creepy ♪
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♪ They don't to hear about these tales you know ♪
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♪ They don't care about how many comic books you own ♪
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♪ If you tell them you will not get them on the phone ♪
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♪ So no more spending Friday nights at home ♪
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♪ Eat ice cream all alone ♪
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♪ Sitting in your easy chair ♪
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♪ Beating yourself at Solitaire ♪
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♪ I don't care what's on TV ♪
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♪ Come hit the town with me ♪
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♪ It will be the mom to meet a girl that's not your mom ♪
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♪ You are not allowed to call action figures friends ♪
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♪ Get some exercise, pull-ups and deep knee bends ♪
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♪ Go to parties and show us just how good you look ♪
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♪ Do not stay at home reading Harry Potter books ♪
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♪ Groove with me ♪
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♪ Girls like to laugh and girls like to dance ♪
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♪ But most of all girls like guys that wear pants ♪
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♪ So let's get some shoes that don't look like your feet ♪
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♪ Grow a beard, get a perm ♪
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and strut in the street ♪
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♪ If you do this, you will not longer be a dud ♪
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♪ Underneath that nerd I know that there is a stud ♪
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♪ Loosen up and try to go out and have some fun ♪
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♪ So you're not a creepy guy at a table for one ♪
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- Hey, Porky, sorry we're late.
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- Or maybe just keep doing what you're doing.
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Old people are the worst.
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All they do is sit around, watch TV, and eat gross food.
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Are you eating porridge?
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It's easier on my soft teeth.
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Poor Granny.
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She needs some excitement in her life.
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Come on, Daffy.
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Ugh! Fine.
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[Groans]
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My hip.
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[Gunshots]
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[Siren]
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[Laughter]
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You see, your conscious mind
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Is fixated on the red dot.
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Now, let's see what's going on in zour unconscious mind.
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You're getting very sleepy.
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When I snap my fingers,
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You're gonna be all hypnotized.
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This will never work.
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[Snaps]
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[Snoring]
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I want you to imagine yourself at home.
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You're in your happy place.
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Tell me about your childhood.
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[Laughing]
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[Laughter]
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Alan.
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Yes?
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Sylvester.
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Yes?
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Supper.
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[Both] Supper!
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[Gasps]
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Ha ha ha!
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Mother! Mother!
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Mother!
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Hmm?
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It's OK, baby, you figured it out.
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It's not the red dot that you want, it's your mama.
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I haven't seen her since she retired to Florida.
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Well, you need to go see her, honey.
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How am I gonna get there?
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Child, I'm not a witch for nothing.
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Florida, Florida, Florida.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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I have got to start asking for payment up front.
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Ahh. Sunny Florida.
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Now, which one of these condos
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Belongs to my--
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Mother?
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Who knew living across the street
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From a lonely old woman could be so much fun.
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What do you think we should do with Granny today,
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Deep sea fishing or hot yoga?
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I was thinking about some old-fashion tackle football.
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Ooh.
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Oh, you two.
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Are you ready for another day of fun?
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Hmm? Hmm?
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Hmm.
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Oh, I'm afraid I have other plans.
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Other plans? We're your only friends.
273
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:55,197
Oh. Well, it's time for my nap.
274
00:15:55,265 --> 00:15:56,498
Your nap?
275
00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:58,567
You go to bed at 4:30 in the afternoon.
276
00:15:58,635 --> 00:16:01,069
Get your jockstrap, Granny, we're playing football.
277
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:03,539
Are you two trying to kill me?
278
00:16:03,606 --> 00:16:04,673
[Both] What?
279
00:16:04,741 --> 00:16:07,109
Listen, I'm a 90-year-old woman.
280
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,444
I shouldn't be in a kayak.
281
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:12,047
Well, what do you want to do?
And don't say sailing.
282
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:16,652
Oh, I think I'd like to just lie on the beach somewhere.
283
00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:18,120
Great! Let's do it.
284
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:20,622
Look, you two are very sweet,
285
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:24,192
But you're also exhausting.
286
00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:27,996
Hot yoga?
287
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:37,539
Oh, Sylvester!
288
00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:40,008
So you do know where I live.
289
00:16:40,076 --> 00:16:41,743
That's interesting,
290
00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:44,279
Considering you never visit me.
291
00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:46,048
Oh, um, I--
292
00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:47,583
Close the door.
293
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:51,553
What do you want, me to air condition all of Florida?
294
00:16:53,489 --> 00:16:55,023
- Sorry.
- [Doorbell rings]
295
00:16:55,091 --> 00:16:58,727
Oh, that's my Alan now.
296
00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:05,067
Sylvester, what a surprise.
297
00:17:05,134 --> 00:17:06,935
How long are you in town?
298
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,937
As long as mother will have me.
299
00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:10,572
Well, I wish you would have called
300
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,641
Because I have bridge at 11:00,
301
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,309
Water aerobics at noon,
302
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:17,279
And then Estelle and I walk the mall.
303
00:17:17,347 --> 00:17:18,747
Yeesh.
304
00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:21,750
And I thought Tweety's voice was annoying.
305
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:23,018
Don't you see, baby,
306
00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:25,420
It's a textbook case of denial.
307
00:17:25,488 --> 00:17:27,022
Huh?
308
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,291
You want Sylvester to chase you.
309
00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:30,993
I do?
310
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,961
I do!
311
00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:34,863
Well, then what are you waiting for?
312
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,933
Florida, Florida, Florida.
313
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:40,936
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
I've done it again.
314
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:44,339
Isn't that that little
yellow bird you used to chase?
315
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,411
You still haven't caught him?
316
00:17:49,479 --> 00:17:51,246
He's smarter than he looks.
317
00:17:51,314 --> 00:17:54,216
Maybe if you'd spent a little less time
318
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,051
Chasing that bird,
319
00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:59,087
You'd have made something of yourself by now, huh?
320
00:17:59,155 --> 00:18:01,356
Why aren't you married?
321
00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,158
Where are my grandcats?
322
00:18:03,226 --> 00:18:06,461
And what's with your teeth?
They're all mangled.
323
00:18:06,529 --> 00:18:08,530
You don't wear the retainer, do you?
324
00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:10,132
Wow, listen to her go.
325
00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:13,568
What I wouldn't give to be back home with Granny
326
00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:15,971
Chasing that red dot.
327
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:18,473
Retainer cost a pretty penny.
328
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,809
And all the dentist said was
329
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:23,912
If he wears the retainer, he'll have perfect teeth.
330
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,947
And did you wear the retainer?
331
00:18:26,015 --> 00:18:30,619
Who needs a red dot when I've got a yellow bird?
332
00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,387
Now, if you'll excuse me,
333
00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:37,092
It's time for me to go home.
334
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,095
Oh, this is much better.
335
00:18:40,163 --> 00:18:43,298
Although it feels like something's missing.
336
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:44,700
Uhh!
337
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:48,070
- Oh, Sylvester.
- Granny!
338
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,705
Tweety?
339
00:18:49,772 --> 00:18:51,473
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
340
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,875
Mwah! Mwah!
341
00:18:53,943 --> 00:18:58,880
Turns out I like spending my time with a cat and a bird.
342
00:18:58,948 --> 00:19:03,085
It's better than spending it with a duck and a rabbit.
343
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:05,620
Granny's missing out.
344
00:19:19,268 --> 00:19:20,902
[Ding]
345
00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:28,143
Meep Meep!
346
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,341
[Camera shutter clicks]
347
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,612
[Camera shutter clicks]
348
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,137
[Grumbling]
349
00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:31,573
[Thud]
350
00:20:38,848 --> 00:20:41,016
[Bang]
351
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:35,237
Meep Meep!
352
00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:48,950
I don't think you understand.
353
00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:50,986
You're my pet.
354
00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:55,290
I'm supposed to give you food, not be your food.
355
00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:57,058
Do you hear me?
356
00:21:57,126 --> 00:21:58,960
Hello?
357
00:21:59,028 --> 00:22:00,795
Bad snake!
358
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:07,150
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