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Come on. We gonna be late for the movie.
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What are you wearing?
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I don't know about you,
but I'm getting a student discount.
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You're driving? You always drive.
Let me drive.
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BUGS:
I'm not going in that thing.
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It's not a "thing". It's a parade float.
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It'll take us 18 hours
to find a parking spot.
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- I'm driving.
- You think you get to make all the decisions?
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- What are you, the man in the relationship?
- We're not in a relationship.
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Well, guess what? I'm a man, too.
And today...
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...this man is going to drive you
to the movies and buy your ticket.
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So you can just leave your
wallet and keys here...
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...because this man is
wearing the pants today.
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Oops, almost forgot my purse.
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Come on, you big lug!
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Season 1 Episode 18 "DMV".
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Original Air Date:
September 20, 2011 on Cartoon Network.
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- You're really gonna buy my movie ticket?
- Of course!
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- Here, put these on.
- Is this a diaper?
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Babies get in free.
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Tch.
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[Woman screams]
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Daffy! That was a stop sign.
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[Siren]
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Relax. I have a way with cops.
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Oh, hello, officer jerk face!
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I didn't recognize you
away from the donut shop.
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I guess you can't catch real criminals,
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...so instend your just
harash innocent citizent.
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What a waste of my tax dollar!
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Can I see your driver's license?
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- My what?
- Just give him your driver's license.
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What's a driver's license?
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You don't have a driver's license?!
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Sir, you're not allowed to operate a
vehicle without a driver's license.
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Please step out of the car,
I'm gonna have it towed.
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Towed?!
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But I'm just an innocent schoolgirl
and this is my baby brother.
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Put on the diaper!
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You can get your vehicle back
when you get a driver's license.
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[Engine starts and grind]
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They're gonna scratch it!
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[Groaning]
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Aaah!
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What a man.
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[Cell phone rings]
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- Hey, Lola.
LOLA: Hey, Bugs!
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- What you doin'?
- Standing on the side of the road.
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Fun. Oh, my gosh.
You're never gonna believe this.
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There is a guy standing on
the side of the road...
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...who looks just like you.
I'm about to hit him.
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- [Gasps]
- [Tires squealing]
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You look just like my boyfriend!
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You poor thing.
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I can't believe Daffy was driving
without a driver's license.
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That is so irresponsible. - [Gasps]
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[Tires squealing]
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Lola!
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[Siren]
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That was a red light.
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[Tires squealing]
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Ooh, I can't go to jail! I'm too pretty!
I won't last a day!
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Oh, I'll... I'll lift weights.
I'll get really muscular.
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[In deep voice]: My voice will get really deep.
I'll run the place.
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- Hi, officer.
- Can I see your driver's license?
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[Normal voice] Absolutely. Just one second.
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Hold on. Let me see here.
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Oh, here we go. Oh, no, wait.
That's my credit card.
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[Clicks pen]
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Here we go. Oh, nope.
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That's a recipe for salmon balls.
They're really good.
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Here it is. Oh, no, that's my frozen
yogurt frequent muncher card.
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Two more and I get a free waffle cone, ooh.
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Oh, here it is. It was hiding.
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Oh, no, wait. That's a picture of Bugs.
Isn't he cute?
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Here it is. Wait, that's a basketball card.
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Manu ginobii.
I love manu ginobii.
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Oh, here it is. Oops,
fortune cookie fortune.
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"You will receive an unexpected
letter from a friend".
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How does the cookie know that?
That's crazy.
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- I'm sorry, what did you want?
- Your driver's license.
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Oh, yeah, I don't have one of those.
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This is stupid.
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Sorry, I've just gotta talk to my wife
real quick in personal matter.
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Daffy Duck. Give me a driver's license.
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Well, you need to take a test.
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A test?!
What is this, Communist Russia?!
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Next you're gonna tell me I need to take a test
to breathe or to practice law?!
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- Finished.
- You can take the test right over there.
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I thought that was the test.
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That was the application to take the test.
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What?! Those questions were impossible.
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Address, date of birth.
Who has that stuff memorized?
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I don't know what to put for gender.
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- Here's a study guide.
- I don't need your propaganda!
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Well, maybe I'll just skim it.
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Thank goodness you were here.
That was a really hard test.
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That's the application.
You take the test over there.
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- Would you like a study guide?
- Yeah, I think I'm good.
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She'll take the study guide.
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What is the speed limit
in a residential area?
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When are roads the most slippery?
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Who is allowed to park
in a handicapped spot?
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This is even harder than the application!
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- No talking.
- Ronald Regan was right.
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LOLA:
Hmm. Mm-hmm. OK, interesting.
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OK, makes sense.
Oh, that's a good rule.
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Yep, got it.
OK, I'm ready to take the test.
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You, uh, read that awfully fast. You sure?
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Uh, does a red light mean go?
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I failed?! How did I fail?
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Well, you marked "C" for every answer.
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Do you know who I am?
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I'm Daffy Duck! D. Duck!
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What do you think the
"D" in DMV stands for?
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It stands for "Department".
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Well, that's my middle name.
Daffy Department Duck.
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Sir, you can take the test again.
You get two chances.
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Good to see my name still carries
a little weight around here.
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Lola? What are you doing here?
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Oh, I don't have a driver's license.
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Hmph, irresponsible.
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You can't cross two double yellow lines?
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Huh. I didn't know that.
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[Cell phone rings]
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Hello?
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LOLA: Are you allowed to drive
in a bike lane?
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BUGS: Lola, you can't call me,
you're taking a test.
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- Just yes or no.
- I'm not helping you cheat.
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[Beep]
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[Cell phone rings]
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I said I'm not helping you cheat!
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DAFFY: Are you allowed to park
in a handicapped space?
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- Daffy?!
- Yes or no!
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It's a simple hard question.
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No! Of course you're not allowed
to park in a handicapped space!
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What is this, Communist Russia?
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[Cell phone rings]
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- Hello?
- Hey, Pork.
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- Oh, hi, Bugs.
- What are you doing?
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Oh, uh, just...
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- ...picking up my dry cleaning.
MAN: Would you like fries with that?
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PORKY: [Laughs] Why would I want fries
with my dry cleaning?
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- Yes, jumbo fries.
- Could you give me a ride?
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- I'm stuck at the DMV.
- Sure.
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Uh, just one thing.
You have your driver's license, right?
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- Of course I do.
BUGS: Great.
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MAN: Are you gonna want any
ketchup with your fries?
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[Beep]
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[Sighs]
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[Dialing]
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[Cell phone rings]
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- Hello?
BUGS: Where are you?
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Oh, sorry. They messed up my order.
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Uh, I mean the dry cleaning.
Oh, there you are.
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What are you doing at the DMV?
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[Siren]
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[Engine idling]
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[Chewing]
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Driver's license.
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[Chew and swallow]
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What'd I do?
I've never been pulled over for anything!
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I follow the rules of the road.
Safety first.
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You can't talk on a cell phone while
driving without a hand's-free device.
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- Since when?
- July 1st.
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Ahh! I voted for that.
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Also, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle.
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- Why?
- Your license is expired.
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Aah!
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PORKY:
Oh, I know that one. Oh, that's an easy one.
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Who wouldn't know that one?
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And... Done.
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Ooh!
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- Daffy?!
- Oh, hey, Porky.
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- What are you doing here?
- My driver's license expired.
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So irresponsible.
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Hello again.
I think you'll really enjoy grading this.
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You passed. You...
you got a perfect score.
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That's because I'm passionate
about the material.
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Now give me my license.
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That was the written test. You still
need to pass the driver's test.
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Driver's test?! How am I gonna cheat
on a driver's test?
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I'm sorry, you failed.
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What?! That's impossible.
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I read the rules of the road before bed.
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You get to take it one more time.
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Maybe this time, don't answer
"B" for every question.
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[Groans]
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[Dialing]
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[Line ringing]
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SPEEDY:
Bueno. This is Speedy.
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BUGS: Hey, Speedy, it's Bugs.
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Let me ask you something.
Do you have a valid driver's license?
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SAM:
Next!
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I didn't know you worked here.
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Eh, double dip recession. Gotta get
them multiple revenue screams.
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You know, we could probably make
this a lot easier on both of us...
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...if you just wanted to pass me right now,
you know, seeing that we're neighbors and all.
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Son, you're barking up the wrong tree.
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I take my job very seriously.
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And I gotta warn ya.
I'm a real stickler.
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If you make one, just one
itsy bitsy mistake...
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...you're gonna fail.
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[Cracking]
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Ooh. Ahh.
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You don't happen to have a phone
book I could sit on, do you?
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That's right, that's right.
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These are all right. I have to pass.
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- Lola?!
- Oh, hi, Porky.
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- What are you doing here?
- [Sighs] My driver's license expired.
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Mmmmm. You and Daffy.
So irresponsible.
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Hi, sorry that took so long.
I'm a little nervous.
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I'm not a really good test taker.
I'm more of a test giver...
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...or a test watcher.
Or a taste tester.
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You passed. Perfect score.
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Oh, my gosh, I did?!
I'm a really good test taker.
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You failed again.
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What?! What's happening?
Let me take another one.
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I'm sorry, sir. You only get two chances.
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Did I at least come close?
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Turn left at the next intersection.
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[Horns honking, tires squealing]
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- How'd that go?
- Great.
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[Tires squealing]
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[Horn honking]
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[Engine revs]
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- How am I supposed to get in that?
- Get in it?
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All you asked was if
I had a valid driver's license...
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...to meet you at the DMV.
You wanted a ride?
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I'm not a taxi driver, man.
I'm in the middle of a lunch rush!
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[Tires squealing]
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Ayy!
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[Tires squealing]
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[Shouts in Spanish]
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[Breathing heavily]
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Ayy. Gringos.
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[Tires squealing]
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SAM: So are we parallel parked?
- Mmhmm.
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SAM: This driver's test is graded
on a scale of one to a hundred.
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And considering the type
of driving you just did.
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What grade would you give yourself?
- Hundred.
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00:13:23,979 --> 00:13:26,547
SAM:
I get that one a lot.
244
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:39,426
Ohh, this is embarrassing.
245
00:13:39,494 --> 00:13:41,556
- Next!
- Hi!
246
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:45,766
Cool your jets, blondie.
I'm a real stickler.
247
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,484
[Clicks seatbelt] [Car door open and close]
248
00:13:48,576 --> 00:13:50,605
[Clicks seatbelt]
249
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:53,909
You look familiar.
250
00:13:56,646 --> 00:13:58,647
"Yose-Mite".
251
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,917
- It's Yosemite.
- Oh, like the National Park!
252
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,114
You know, I was named
after a National Park.
253
00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:08,444
Oh, no, wait. Sorry. I wasn't named after a National Park.
I was named after my grandmother.
254
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,682
Oh, no, wait, my grandmother's
name is Betty, not Lola.
255
00:14:10,697 --> 00:14:12,546
Wait, there's a National Park named Betty?
256
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,355
- Can you just take a right?
- A right?!
257
00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:18,658
[Scoffs] Yose-Mite, I just got a
perfect score on my written test.
258
00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,712
I think I can do a little more
than take a right.
259
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,829
[Tires squealing]
260
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,857
- [Horn honking]
- [All screaming]
261
00:14:44,727 --> 00:14:45,893
Huh?!
262
00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:50,498
[Birds squawking]
263
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,170
[Train horn honking]
264
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,571
[Tires squealing]
265
00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:09,884
[Boat horn honks]
266
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,319
[Tires squealing]
267
00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,322
[Siren]
268
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,938
Did I pass?
269
00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:34,107
Hello?!
270
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,142
Yeah, I passed.
271
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:41,316
Oh, now I know why you look familiar.
You're Bugs' neighbor!
272
00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:44,215
He told me so much about you.
He's not a fan.
273
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:49,045
I can't believe they named a
National Park after that guy.
274
00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:52,323
[Groans]
275
00:15:54,627 --> 00:15:56,327
[Vehicle approaching]
276
00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:01,536
I'm not gonna kill you.
277
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:04,068
- You get your license?
- I failed.
278
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,774
Twice!
279
00:16:05,871 --> 00:16:07,872
So you'll take the test again next week.
280
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,707
[Stammers] No way. I'm done driving.
281
00:16:10,775 --> 00:16:15,562
The only people who deserve a driver's license
are responsible, law-abiding citizens...
282
00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:17,374
...who know the rules of the road.
283
00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:21,450
Oww! Licensed driver, comin' through!
284
00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:26,622
Whoo! Outta my way!
Licensed driver, 100%!
285
00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:29,057
Well, there's an exception to every rule.
286
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:32,428
I've got my driver's license! Whoo-hoo!
287
00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:34,627
- Maybe two exceptions.
- Look, bun bun!
288
00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:38,632
I'm an organ donor. Are you an organ donor?
You wanna give each other our organs?
289
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:41,211
- Ehh...
- Well, we can decide later.
290
00:16:41,212 --> 00:16:45,309
You ready to go?
Be my first passenger as a licensed driver?
291
00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,543
Thanks, but I have to drive Porky home.
292
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,056
He didn't pass.
293
00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:51,486
Oh, stay strong. You'll get through this.
294
00:16:51,487 --> 00:16:55,989
I know, I've been there. But I'm not there anymore.
Whoo-hoo! Driver's license!
295
00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:04,094
How do you get out of this place?
Here we go!
296
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:07,464
PORKY:
Bugs!
297
00:17:07,532 --> 00:17:09,970
[Siren]
298
00:17:09,971 --> 00:17:13,138
- What did I do?!
- You can't cross two double yellow lines.
299
00:17:13,151 --> 00:17:15,474
Ohh! I just read that!
300
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:17,709
[Siren]
301
00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:23,629
- Hello again.
- Driver's license.
302
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,784
Sure thing.
303
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:29,352
Leave your wallet at home.
304
00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,557
[Sighs]
305
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,559
I left my wallet at home.
306
00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:36,134
[Pen clicks]
307
00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:41,701
[Engine starts]
308
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:49,482
Ehh, I'm just gonna walk.
309
00:18:00,054 --> 00:18:02,522
[Tires squealing]
310
00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:15,175
[Whoosh]
311
00:18:23,078 --> 00:18:25,246
Beep beep!
312
00:18:47,603 --> 00:18:48,938
[Tires squealing]
313
00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:04,855
Beep beep!
314
00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:14,498
[Beeping]
315
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,158
[Beep]
316
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:27,655
[Sizzling]
317
00:19:27,656 --> 00:19:29,383
[Bell ringing]
318
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,628
[Beeping]
319
00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:33,574
[Honking]
320
00:19:38,091 --> 00:19:39,095
[Beeping]
321
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,927
[Bell ringing]
322
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:50,836
[Beeping]
323
00:20:05,718 --> 00:20:08,620
[Siren]
324
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,224
[Siren and honk]
325
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:15,361
[Siren and honk]
326
00:20:15,429 --> 00:20:16,718
Beep beep!
327
00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:24,537
One ticket. I'm a student.
328
00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:27,541
Sir, please.
329
00:20:29,911 --> 00:20:31,812
DAFFY:
Goo goo, ga ga.
330
00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:36,016
I'm a baby and I wanna see a movie for free.
331
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:39,271
Get your hands off me!
I'm a licensed driver!
332
00:20:39,302 --> 00:20:41,655
Do you have any idea who
you're dealing with?!
333
00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:45,051
I'm a licensed driver! I have a license!
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