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One, two, three!
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Hey, guys! We're here!
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Welcome!
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Pool's cool, snacks in the kitchen,
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I've had some ros�,
so fun Mitchell is in the house.
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Showing quite a bit of leg.
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- This is very...
- World-cuppy?
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There they are!
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My adult children still sponging off me
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- after nearly five decades.
- Love it.
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Sorry, thought I'd bend that
into a joke, but it stayed real.
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- Hi, kids!
- Hey, Grandpa.
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Come on, Lily. Come on.
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Hey, Phil.
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What's up his can?
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I don't know.
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Not easy being a white man these days.
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You feel me.
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So, I got Dad and Gloria's
anniversary present.
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You guys both owe me 40 bucks.
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Wait. It's their anniversary?
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I-I thought it was Gloria's birthday.
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It can't be Gloria's birthday.
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She gets mad even if you mention it.
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I once asked when it was,
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and she left a dismembered
Bratz doll in my purse.
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Then why are we here?
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You know what? I'm gonna
go check what the cake says.
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I'll have a glass of "cake," too.
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Okay.
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Quick, before she comes back,
I need some relationship advice,
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and this is kind of
in a gray area ethically.
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And it's okay to ask us
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because, as gays, we wouldn't
dare judge anyone
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while living such a deviant lifestyle?
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Even the most beautiful version
of our love is a mortal stain
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compared to the worst thing
you could do?
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Maybe I should talk to somebody else.
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- No, tell us!
- No! Spill, girl, spill!
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Okay, so just between us,
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you know I'm with Arvin and
he's working in Switzerland.
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Well, I did something bad.
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I kissed Dylan.
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Whoa! Whoa, Dylan's still around?
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I-I thought he joined
a cult or something.
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I heard he ate Mentos and a Coke
and exploded.
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I don't know why I did it.
It meant nothing,
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but I feel horrible,
and Arvin keeps calling,
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but I'm not picking up because, like...
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Do I have to tell him?
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Honey, these things
happen in every relationship.
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You absolutely do not need
to tell your partner everything.
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Okay, well, that's a fun thing
to hear your husband say.
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Please, do not turn this
into something.
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Well, I was going to say,
yes, you need to tell Arvin
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because you want your
relationship based on truth,
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which, apparently, mine is not.
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This sucks!
I don't know what to do.
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I was counting on you two
to be on the same page.
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- Well, we usually are.
- When have you ever seen that?
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What are you hens cackling about?
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Just asking how they are.
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- Gonna jump in the pool.
- Okay, see you.
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Haley doesn't care how people are.
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- What's going on?
- It's nothing.
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She was just asking for some advice.
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Why wouldn't she come to me?
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I thought we were
finally becoming friends.
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Well, you know, think about it, Claire.
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All the secrets that
you kept from your mom.
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Yeah, but my mom
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was an uptight, crazy person.
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Let's just slowly back away
as that settles in.
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Hey, buddy!
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Ready for the best thing
to happen to your mouth since...
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I'm gonna bail on that.
I took off without a place to land.
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- How about a Mint "Jay-lep"?
- I'll pass,
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seeing as I'm not a
hundred-year-old Southern lady.
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I finally saw the movie
"Mean Girls."
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I know. I'm a middle-aged man.
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How'd I wait so long?
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The point is, I realized
I have a mean girl in my life...
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Jay.
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Like last week at this wedding,
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I'm rocking my moonwalk, and Jay yells,
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"Hey, look, it's Michael Jerkson."
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Enough's enough.
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How do you get a mean girl
to stop being a mean girl?
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Be mean girlier.
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No, no, no, no, you're gonna love it.
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Mint Jay-leps are all the rage.
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You keep saying "Jay-leps."
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Yeah, well I made juleps, and...
and... and my name's Jay,
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so I call them "Jay-leps."
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No, I get it.
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It's just a fun thing.
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Ooh, are these the Mint Jay-leps
we've been hearing about?
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- Yeah.
- Jay-leps.
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- Adorbs.
- They are adorbs.
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Why do I doubt myself?
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Manny!
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How was the road trip?
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What can I say?
Six weeks, 33 states,
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a lot of fake scrotums
on the back of pickup trucks.
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And he met a very nice girlfriend,
and he's in love.
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Let's see a pic.
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Wish I could.
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I-I went old-school
and used a film camera,
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and the one roll I took of her
fell into the Grand Canyon.
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You don't have a single photo of her?
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Well, just this blurry one
on my phone.
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Let's see.
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Look at her.
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Yeah, you can't really
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make her out, but it captures
her wild spirit.
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Yes.
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- Is it me, or is Manny dating Bigfoot?
- Yeah.
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Let me tell you the difference
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between Manny's girlfriend and Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot could be real.
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She's not a fake girlfriend.
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You want to hear the kicker?
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She's from Canada.
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- No.
- Yikes.
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- Stop it!
- Back me up, boys.
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You know what, Gloria?
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Canada is good for a lot of things,
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but their number-one export
is fake girlfriends.
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Yeah, it's kind of a thing.
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Before Cam and I came out,
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we each had Canadian girlfriends.
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So, what are you saying now?
That Manny's gay?
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We weren't, but he does check
a few of the boxes.
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Come on. Look at him.
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He's as straight as the swim
from Cartagena to Houston.
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The trip was amazing,
and I did the cheekiest thing.
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I saw "Oklahoma!" in Oklahoma,
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"Chicago" in Chicago, and then,
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I got in a little trouble in River City.
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Okay, that's the gayest thing
I've ever heard,
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and I shampooed dogs in West Hollywood.
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He's had so many girlfriends.
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The last one was a woman in her 20s.
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Yeah, but didn't you say he was
so sweet when she stayed over
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he offered to sleep on the couch?
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So what? My first boyfriend at his age,
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he wasn't ready to sleep with me.
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And what does he do now?
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He runs a very nice bed and breakfast.
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- With...?
- With...?
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His good friend Steven!
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Shut up!
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I-I really feel for Manny
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if he's wrestling with this secret.
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Yet you had
no problem keeping
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an indiscretion from me for 16 years.
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- And off we go.
- Yeah.
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Just like the shorts of
that beefy UPS driver
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that delivered you
two packages that day.
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Wow, that is not what happened!
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So, you admit something happened!
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Okay, I'm gonna tell you everything
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'cause it is so much tamer
than what's in your head.
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- Okay.
- Six weeks into our relationship,
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before we decided we were exclusive,
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I kissed someone in a bar.
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- See, it's not a big deal.
- Okay, yes, it is a big deal,
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which is why I rejected
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a very similar advance at the same time
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from a celebrity,
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but I'm not gonna tell you who that is,
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because I don't
want you to feel insecure.
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Cam, we both know you're seconds away
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- from telling me...
- It was Isaac Mizrahi!
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Yeah, that's right.
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Cindy Crawford's friend!
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There you are.
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We haven't had a chance
to talk about anything
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since you got back.
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So, tell me about this
new Canadian girlfriend.
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Well, she's brilliant, but humble,
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beautiful, but accessible,
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one of the funniest people
I've ever met,
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but, also, deeply serious.
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Such lovely, general terms.
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She sounds a little bit
too good to be true.
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What is her name?
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It's Sherry Shaker.
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Sherry Shaker?
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Those are the two things that
are in front of you at this bar.
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Delightful!
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Manny...
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is there anything
that you need to tell me?
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Maybe some kind of...
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sexual thing?
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Um...
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I really don't want to talk about this.
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Okay, papi, but you know I love you
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and that you can be honest with me
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about anything, right?
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In that case...
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This is a lot.
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I'm pretty desensitized to it,
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but I saw Luke walk into a wall.
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What are you guys laughing at?
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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You said something funny, didn't you?
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The guy's a joke machine!
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- Someone's sitting there.
- Who?
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Someone who doesn't ask
a million questions.
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Grandpa, you can sit with us.
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Great.
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It was working, but it was killing me.
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I've actually had dreams
where the only thing happening
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was me sitting with Jay
while he, you know,
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tousles my hair, calling me "Sport."
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Congrats, honey.
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Always proud to celebrate
one of your awards.
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I didn't win an award.
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Well, then, what are we all doing here?
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I'm a busy man!
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- Don't you just golf now?
- I work when it's raining.
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Why am I defending myself to you?
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And why is your father mad at me?
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- Did I do something?
- Probably.
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Isn't that your relationship?
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He's always desperate for your
approval and you shoot him down?
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It's supposed to be, but
all of a sudden, he's, like...
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all cold.
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Wouldn't let me sit with him.
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So high school.
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Dad and I watched "Mean Girls"
the other night,
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and I chewed off a piece of my hair
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reliving how awful it was.
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Wait.
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In the movie, the heroine
takes down the head mean girl
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by being mean to her.
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Maybe that's what Dad is doing to you?
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Son of a bitch.
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Phil thinks he can "Mean Girls" me?
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How lame is that?
Let me tell you something...
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I might be a pretty face,
but I fight to win.
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Just like "Legally Blonde"!
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You're not looking at your phone.
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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, everything's fine.
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You know,
if something was on your mind,
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I'm an excellent person to confide in.
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No judgment.
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God knows I've done some stuff
I'm not proud of.
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Like what?
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J-Just like...
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shoplifting.
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Wow. Really?
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I mean, no judgment here...
I do it, too.
256
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,550
What? You do?
257
00:09:05,619 --> 00:09:07,385
Yeah, but I'm very ethical about it.
258
00:09:07,454 --> 00:09:10,021
I only take things from
companies that use child labor.
259
00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:12,591
That is how my generation
is saving the world.
260
00:09:12,659 --> 00:09:15,560
Haley, I did not raise you to steal.
261
00:09:15,629 --> 00:09:17,095
You just said you do it, too!
262
00:09:17,164 --> 00:09:18,463
I made that up so you would tell me
263
00:09:18,565 --> 00:09:20,198
- what's going on in your life!
- Why would I?
264
00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:21,967
Stuff a couple Pakistani
lipsticks in my purse,
265
00:09:22,035 --> 00:09:23,335
and you freak out at me!
266
00:09:26,888 --> 00:09:29,289
Well, well, well, if it isn't
John, Paul, and George.
267
00:09:29,391 --> 00:09:30,690
Anyone need a Ringo?
268
00:09:30,792 --> 00:09:32,458
Actually, we can get by
269
00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:34,527
without a little help from you, friend.
270
00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:37,063
Well...
271
00:09:37,165 --> 00:09:39,232
pool's so over, anyways.
272
00:09:39,301 --> 00:09:42,068
Maybe, the guys want to hit the H2O,
273
00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:43,536
rock some Marco Polo.
274
00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:45,405
Good for you not letting that chest
275
00:09:45,473 --> 00:09:47,173
get in the way of having fun.
276
00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,875
Most guys wouldn't go shirtless
277
00:09:48,977 --> 00:09:50,410
until they got a little...
278
00:09:50,478 --> 00:09:51,511
muscle.
279
00:09:53,451 --> 00:09:55,084
- We need to talk.
- Wait. Something weird is happening.
280
00:09:55,186 --> 00:09:56,686
I want to see how it plays out.
281
00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:58,621
Who's ready to hit the pool?
282
00:09:58,623 --> 00:09:59,655
Marco!
283
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,058
Solo!
284
00:10:05,029 --> 00:10:08,331
Okay, I know emotional slights
usually roll off me
285
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,566
- like water off a mule's back...
- Isn't it "duck"?
286
00:10:10,635 --> 00:10:12,502
A lot of animals bead, Mitchell.
287
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,403
The point is I need to know details.
288
00:10:14,946 --> 00:10:16,846
I need to know what happened...
289
00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:18,281
...and with whom.
290
00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:20,416
Was it a peck? Was it with Pepper?
291
00:10:20,518 --> 00:10:21,551
Was he drunk?
292
00:10:21,619 --> 00:10:23,119
Did you get a peck
from a pickled Pepper?
293
00:10:23,188 --> 00:10:24,520
How long have you been sitting on that?
294
00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:26,556
You kissed a man six week...
295
00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:28,358
- Hi.
- Hi.
296
00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:32,328
You kissed a man six weeks
into our relationship
297
00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:34,063
when I'm telling you "I love you."
298
00:10:34,132 --> 00:10:36,232
I'm calling my mom,
telling her I'd met the one
299
00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:39,401
while you're sidled up next to
some cha-cha queen at a urinal.
300
00:10:39,432 --> 00:10:41,332
Okay, this insane reaction is proof
301
00:10:41,401 --> 00:10:42,633
that I did the right thing
not telling you.
302
00:10:42,702 --> 00:10:44,602
Okay, everyone knows this kind of secret
303
00:10:44,704 --> 00:10:46,103
is poison, Mitchell.
304
00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,304
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
305
00:10:47,373 --> 00:10:48,939
Let's take it to the room.
306
00:10:49,008 --> 00:10:50,941
Hey, you all heard
that whole conversation, right?
307
00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,109
- Of course, yeah.
- S�.
308
00:10:52,211 --> 00:10:55,046
So, Phil, if Claire kissed someone
309
00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:58,882
very early into the relationship,
should she have told you?
310
00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,501
- Of course.
- No way.
311
00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,303
What? Did you kiss someone?
312
00:11:02,405 --> 00:11:05,005
See? Secrets. Tearing them apart.
313
00:11:05,107 --> 00:11:07,007
Mitch and Cam, I just want you to know
314
00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:08,876
that I support your lifestyle,
315
00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:10,778
and I find it very charming
316
00:11:10,846 --> 00:11:13,080
when your people act very emotional
317
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:15,816
and inappropriate in public.
318
00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:17,786
Okay, so I'm getting
no help from this room.
319
00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:20,088
I'm sorry, but kissing someone
outside of a relationship
320
00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:22,090
is a big deal and you should
fess up right away.
321
00:11:22,192 --> 00:11:23,325
You told them?!
322
00:11:23,393 --> 00:11:24,826
Yes! Yes, they told us everything,
323
00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:26,294
and I can't believe you did that!
324
00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:28,897
Well, I'm sorry, but Dylan
was a huge part of my life...
325
00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:31,333
You kissed Dylan?! That's your secret?
326
00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:32,467
You tricked me!
327
00:11:32,536 --> 00:11:34,202
What are you doing?
328
00:11:34,271 --> 00:11:36,505
You are dating
a world-renowned scientist.
329
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,340
I mean, isn't Dylan still married
330
00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:39,775
and still an idiot?
331
00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:42,110
Hey, he is not still married.
332
00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:44,912
And he's getting his life together.
He's in nursing school.
333
00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:47,366
Good for him. I love Dylan.
334
00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:49,067
Honey, she's dating Arvin.
335
00:11:49,136 --> 00:11:50,402
We love Arvin now.
336
00:11:50,504 --> 00:11:51,937
And wouldn't it be wonderful
337
00:11:52,006 --> 00:11:55,574
if someone called Dylan
loved someone called Arvin?
338
00:11:55,643 --> 00:11:58,176
No one in this room would have
a problem with it.
339
00:11:58,245 --> 00:12:00,879
Am I wrong, or is your mom
trying to get Alex
340
00:12:00,948 --> 00:12:02,080
to come out of the closet?
341
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,206
God, it's Arvin calling.
342
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:07,708
Quick, a show of hands,
who thinks I have to tell him?
343
00:12:08,345 --> 00:12:09,444
One, two, three, four.
344
00:12:09,546 --> 00:12:11,446
Four out of nine? A frickin' tie?!
345
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:15,616
Yay, I'm so happy I finally reached you!
346
00:12:15,685 --> 00:12:16,851
I know.
347
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,520
How's work? Any major breakthroughs?
348
00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:21,556
Well, I-I made a German laugh.
349
00:12:23,093 --> 00:12:24,926
I miss you terribly.
350
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,128
I miss you, too.
351
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,897
Listen, um, we have to talk.
352
00:12:29,964 --> 00:12:33,198
I love you, and this is
really hard for me to say,
353
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,733
but, I, um...
354
00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:36,535
I did something stupid.
355
00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:38,804
I kissed my ex-boyfriend.
It meant nothing, I swear,
356
00:12:38,906 --> 00:12:41,774
and I'm hoping you'll forgive me,
and we can forget this ever happened.
357
00:12:43,711 --> 00:12:45,377
Sorry, love, you froze up.
358
00:12:45,479 --> 00:12:47,679
I-I-I missed the... the whole thing.
359
00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:49,464
That sucks. Um...
360
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,401
This is really hard for me,
but I did something stupid.
361
00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:55,570
I kissed my ex-boyfriend.
It meant nothing, and I...
362
00:12:55,672 --> 00:12:58,873
Sorry, froze up again
in the funniest position.
363
00:12:58,975 --> 00:13:00,908
You look like you'd smelled
something dreadful.
364
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,543
- Have another go.
- Okay.
365
00:13:02,645 --> 00:13:04,979
- I messed up, and I kiss...
- Wait!
366
00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:06,247
Okay, go.
367
00:13:06,349 --> 00:13:07,715
I kissed my ex-boyfriend!
368
00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:11,986
Damn it, stop freezing!
369
00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:14,655
Not frozen.
370
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:16,691
Shocked.
371
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:18,459
Very hurt, actually.
372
00:13:18,561 --> 00:13:19,961
I'm so sorry.
373
00:13:20,063 --> 00:13:21,763
It meant nothing. Can...
374
00:13:21,865 --> 00:13:23,197
Can we please move past this?
375
00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:24,332
I don't know.
376
00:13:24,434 --> 00:13:26,400
Um, we said that we loved each other.
377
00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:28,302
I-I trusted you.
378
00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:30,772
What I want to do is hang up
on you right now.
379
00:13:30,874 --> 00:13:32,140
Wait, I...
380
00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:36,621
Well, I told him, and it
couldn't have gone worse.
381
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:37,888
- No.
- I'm sorry.
382
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:39,990
- He broke up with you.
- Not yet.
383
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:41,835
He just hung up on me.
384
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,537
Come here, honey.
385
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:46,740
I'm... I'm so sorry, and I know
why you didn't come to me.
386
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:49,042
I haven't always been
Dylan's biggest fan.
387
00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,777
You pushed him into a beehive.
388
00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:52,646
You know, to be fair,
I pushed him off of you,
389
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,514
and he fell into the beehive,
390
00:13:54,591 --> 00:13:58,259
but, regardless,
I want to be supportive.
391
00:13:58,328 --> 00:14:00,094
No judgment. I promise. I promise.
392
00:14:00,196 --> 00:14:02,497
I can't believe how stupid I was.
393
00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:03,865
I let Dylan get in my head,
394
00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:05,600
and now I might have ruined
everything with Arvin.
395
00:14:05,668 --> 00:14:07,034
- Mnh.
- So...
396
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,669
what we're learning is that
397
00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:10,838
sometimes it is better
to keep the secret.
398
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:13,340
You can't be proud of that.
399
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,829
Look, honey, sometimes
these things happen.
400
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:15,931
They happened with them,
401
00:14:15,999 --> 00:14:17,432
but that turned out to be a good thing.
402
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:18,633
I'm sorry. In what way?
403
00:14:18,702 --> 00:14:21,169
Because after Mitchell
kissed the guy in the bar,
404
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,804
he called me crying,
405
00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:25,240
so tortured.
406
00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:27,224
He said the second he did it,
407
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:28,792
he knew he wanted to spend
408
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:31,095
the rest of his life with Cam.
409
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,696
Mitchell, is that true?
Why didn't you say that?
410
00:14:32,765 --> 00:14:35,499
Because we've been together
for 15 years, Cam.
411
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:37,301
I got defensive. I'm sorry.
412
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,870
No. I'm sorry.
413
00:14:39,939 --> 00:14:41,138
You know, I freaked out,
414
00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:43,307
and I made this whole day about myself.
415
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:46,877
And you're right... I can be
self-centered and emotional.
416
00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:49,043
I guess it's, you know,
417
00:14:49,145 --> 00:14:51,512
because of all that time
my daddy spent with his pigs.
418
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:52,614
Cam. Please.
419
00:14:52,648 --> 00:14:53,748
It's time.
420
00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:58,486
Haley, you're not a bad person.
421
00:14:58,554 --> 00:15:00,921
Maybe this kiss taught you
something you needed to know,
422
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,690
just like it did with Uncle Mitch.
423
00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:04,358
If that's the case,
424
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,527
you need to fight for the man you love
425
00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:08,429
and shut it down with the one you don't.
426
00:15:09,129 --> 00:15:10,695
You're right.
427
00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:12,563
- I have to go see Dylan.
- Okay.
428
00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:16,167
Be strong. Don't let him manipulate you.
429
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:19,303
- He can be a very em...
- She's good.
430
00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:20,605
She's good.
431
00:15:22,609 --> 00:15:25,443
So happy that you came out.
432
00:15:25,512 --> 00:15:26,677
What's going on with you?
433
00:15:27,141 --> 00:15:28,707
Where did you get that raft?
434
00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:32,044
It was in a gift bag from
a very moving Pride benefit
435
00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:33,846
that I went to with Mitch and Cam.
436
00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:35,714
If you want to know if I'm gay,
just ask me.
437
00:15:35,783 --> 00:15:38,050
No, I don't want to be pushy.
438
00:15:38,152 --> 00:15:39,952
I like women, Mom!
439
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:41,520
Why on Earth would you think I'm gay?
440
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:44,123
In fairness, you do check
a lot of the boxes.
441
00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:45,724
I only thought it because Jay said
442
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:48,360
that the Canadian girlfriends are fake
443
00:15:48,462 --> 00:15:50,729
and that Mitch and Cam had them.
444
00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:52,338
You think my girlfriend is fake?
445
00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:53,939
Well, you didn't have any pictures,
446
00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:55,674
and at the bar, you said that her name
447
00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:58,744
was something like
Olive Cocktail-napkin.
448
00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,212
It's Sherry Shaker!
449
00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:01,714
I am sorry,
450
00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:04,984
but when I asked you if you
were hiding something from me,
451
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:07,887
you got all defensive,
and you boob-shamed me.
452
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:09,889
Because something did happen.
453
00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,590
Sherry and I...
454
00:16:11,692 --> 00:16:13,459
we joined our...
455
00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:15,610
We crossed that beauteous threshold
456
00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:17,612
into the physical expression of love.
457
00:16:17,681 --> 00:16:20,548
Have you ever heard a straight
guy describe sex that way?
458
00:16:20,651 --> 00:16:22,017
That's what he meant?
459
00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:24,185
Why does that feel worse to me?
460
00:16:24,641 --> 00:16:26,574
Hey, Alex. You're the last virgin.
461
00:16:26,676 --> 00:16:29,444
Please, I'm dating a fireman.
462
00:16:29,546 --> 00:16:31,046
I'm having hotter sex than...
463
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:35,216
Hey, Dad?
464
00:16:35,318 --> 00:16:36,618
What are you doing?
465
00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:43,124
He wouldn't.
466
00:16:43,776 --> 00:16:46,577
I realized he
was "Mean Girls-ing" me back
467
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:48,345
with a weird nod to "Legally Blonde,"
468
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:50,047
which I'll bet he thinks
I didn't notice.
469
00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:51,582
I had to change tactics.
470
00:16:51,684 --> 00:16:52,916
I had to stop acting like a mean girl
471
00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:55,352
and do the last thing Jay
would ever expect me to do...
472
00:16:55,454 --> 00:16:57,387
act like a man.
473
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,660
What the hell are you doing?!
474
00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:00,128
Yeah, well, everybody's hungry,
475
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:01,563
and the prevailing opinion is that
476
00:17:01,665 --> 00:17:02,998
I'm a better griller than you.
477
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,199
No.
478
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,701
Wow. You must think you're pretty tough.
479
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,737
- Not as tough as your meat.
- Claire!
480
00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,039
Yes, good, everybody get out here!
481
00:17:11,108 --> 00:17:12,173
What? What's going on?
482
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,709
It's Phil! Phil is grilling!
483
00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:16,644
This bozo just told me
484
00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:18,546
that you think I overcook your meat.
485
00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:19,614
Is that true?
486
00:17:21,084 --> 00:17:22,417
Um...
487
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,818
Luke?!
488
00:17:28,412 --> 00:17:30,279
Dad, we love you, but...
489
00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:32,981
...you don't know what medium-rare is.
490
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,416
I've... I've given you
a meat thermometer
491
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:35,751
for three Father's Days in a row.
492
00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,052
For the love of God, just use one!
493
00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:39,021
Fine. See if I care.
494
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,490
But I don't know what
you have against me today...
495
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,192
kicking a man off his own grill,
496
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:44,860
making fun of my Mint Jay-leps.
497
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:47,496
You made fun of his Mint Jay-leps?
498
00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:49,264
He did them for you.
499
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,914
- What?
- I don't know what she's talking about.
500
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,283
The minute Jay created the Jay-leps,
501
00:17:54,352 --> 00:17:56,886
all he could keep saying was,
502
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,654
"Phil's gonna get
such a kick out of this."
503
00:17:58,757 --> 00:18:00,390
But he didn't! He said it was dumb!
504
00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:02,191
He said it was an old lady's drink!
505
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:04,093
Since when do you care what I think?
506
00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,261
Always!
507
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:06,829
He thinks that you're
the life of the party.
508
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:08,097
He wants to be more like you.
509
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:10,299
All I've said is that sometimes
510
00:18:10,368 --> 00:18:12,935
I envy people
who don't mind being an ass
511
00:18:13,037 --> 00:18:14,337
because they're having fun,
512
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:15,972
and I guess...
513
00:18:16,074 --> 00:18:17,473
you're one of those people.
514
00:18:17,575 --> 00:18:18,975
Wow, so all this time,
515
00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:21,744
you've been mean to me
because you admire me so much?
516
00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:24,814
Hey, look at me.
517
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,237
I loved those Mint Jay-leps.
518
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,638
- You did?
- Yeah.
519
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,373
Did you hear that, Gloria? He did.
520
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,075
I only trashed them because
of what you called me
521
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,743
when I was dancing at the wedding.
522
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,594
What? Flail Dunphy? Shrill Dummy?
523
00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:38,162
When you dropped your drink...
Spill Bumbly?
524
00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:39,397
Michael Jerkson.
525
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,065
Yeah. I forgot about that one.
526
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,868
- I'm sorry.
- Don't... don't worry about it.
527
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,002
What are we doing?
528
00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:47,004
Did you just call me "Sport"?
529
00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:51,309
Haley.
530
00:18:51,411 --> 00:18:52,977
I had a feeling it was gonna be you.
531
00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:54,312
You buzzed me in the gate.
532
00:18:54,414 --> 00:18:56,581
- Do you have a minute?
- Sure, my roommates and I
533
00:18:56,649 --> 00:18:59,049
are just studying
for physiology midterms.
534
00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:01,447
- She cute.
- Thanks, girl.
535
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,582
That hair is on point.
536
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,817
I bought it yesterday.
537
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,286
Can we talk out here?
538
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,858
Listen, I need you to know that
539
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,393
that kiss never should have happened.
540
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:16,296
Arvin and I are together,
and you and I are friends,
541
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,964
and that's all we're ever going to be.
542
00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:19,632
No, thank you.
543
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,935
"No, thank you"?
I didn't ask you a question.
544
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:23,569
Well, let me ask you one.
545
00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:26,439
It's been 10 years,
and I can't move on from you.
546
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:28,408
Also not a question.
547
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,943
Remember the day we met?
548
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,144
I was walking through the halls,
549
00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:33,313
and I saw the most beautiful girl,
550
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,148
and I was like, "Whoa! Who is that?"
551
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,417
And you were like,
"That's Rebecca Salkin."
552
00:19:37,485 --> 00:19:39,285
And then I turned and
saw you for the first time,
553
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,821
and I was done with Rebecca Salkin.
554
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:45,627
Yeah, you were wearing that
cool, beat-up Army jacket,
555
00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:49,030
and I was completely jealous
of your eyelashes.
556
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:50,765
Haley...
557
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,635
I fell in love with you that
day, and I've never stopped.
558
00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:57,005
I'm gonna keep making myself
better until I deserve you.
559
00:19:58,942 --> 00:20:01,543
�
560
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:04,879
Why is it so hard
to be honest in relationships?
561
00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:06,648
We play games.
562
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,216
We keep secrets...
563
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,721
I don't remember
crying to you about that kiss.
564
00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:14,556
The truth wasn't moving the needle.
565
00:20:14,658 --> 00:20:15,724
You're welcome.
566
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:17,358
...when all we want to do is connect.
567
00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:19,227
Everyone, listen up!
568
00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:20,495
Hi, I'm Sherry.
569
00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:23,064
I'm Manny's real Canadian girlfriend.
570
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,899
This isn't the first time
I've had to do this.
571
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,142
Hi!
572
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:27,802
- Hey!
- Hola!
573
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:33,274
I guess we have to start with
being honest with ourselves.
574
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:34,943
And if I'm being honest...
575
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,813
...I love two people.
576
00:20:40,016 --> 00:20:41,349
Damn it!
577
00:20:42,305 --> 00:20:44,526
Can we go?
Are we waiting for cake, or...?
578
00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:47,021
- Is it a birthday?
- Should I make a toast?
579
00:20:47,056 --> 00:20:48,070
-To what?
-To whom?
580
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:51,665
All right! It's come to my attention
through a series of assumptions,
581
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:54,398
old e-mails and lazy sheep-like thinking
582
00:20:54,423 --> 00:20:56,958
that we may have gathered for no reason!
583
00:20:56,983 --> 00:20:58,883
So it's not my welcome home party?
584
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:00,226
- Of course it...
- No!
585
00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,398
Your mother thought Alex
won an award she didn't
586
00:21:02,423 --> 00:21:03,778
and the dry spell continues.
587
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:07,261
Please, the last thing I'm
having is a dry... spell...
588
00:21:08,346 --> 00:21:10,245
People, listen up! There are too many
589
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,350
actual reasons for us to see each other.
590
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,433
We cannot afford to hang out by mistake!
591
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,333
I love you all, now go home.
592
00:21:17,358 --> 00:21:18,446
- Okay.
- Great.
593
00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:23,471
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