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Is it done?
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He was eating
Sardinian casu marzu.
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I didn't realize
it was still possible
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to get casu marzu
in this country.
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The stomach acid
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of a thousand maggots
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rotting the cheese
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from the inside out,
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making it richer,
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smoother.
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But... for the whole thing
to work,
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you must eat all of it.
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The maggots are what make
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the experience wonderful.
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I didn't call you
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for a Gordon Ramsay
impression, Wilkes.
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I ask again.
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Is it done?
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It's done.
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I wonder what kind of a man
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gets casu marzu on demand.
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You know who he is,
don't you?
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Of course I do.
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The press are breaking
a story on him
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in the morning.
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No one does this
better than you,
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and I need him delivered
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before that happens.
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Bring him to the usual place
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by 2am.
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That's in four hours.
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No delays.
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I trust you to help me
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make a statement with this one.
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Well, he's dead already.
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The rest shouldn't
take too long.
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Good.
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And Wilkes?
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I know you have
your own methods
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and I respect that.
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But maybe try and treat this
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like business,
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just for once?
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Great costume.
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Happy Halloween, dick!
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God dammit!
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What is this shit?
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Son of a bitch!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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Holy shit, man!
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Watch where you're going.
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What the fuck?
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Jesus Christ.
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Did you make this?
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This is unbelievable.
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Oh my God, dude.
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This looks so real.
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Dot, look at this thing.
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Don't call me Dot.
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Wait a second.
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What are you doing right now?
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I know, I know
that's a weird thing
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to ask a stranger, but,
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we're on our way to this party,
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and it's gonna be
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outrageously cool
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and, like, super sick,
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and I was kind of hoping
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we can make a big entrance
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at this thing, but,
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as you can see...
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we look pathetic, so...
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I got off work, like,
30 minutes ago, so...
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Still could have
made an effort, Nick.
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- Well, I...
- What are you supposed to be?
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- What are you dressed as?
- This is steampunk.
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- This... and...
- Goggles?
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You're dressed as goggles?
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Shit, sorry,
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Alan Morgan Adams
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of the Massachusetts
Morgan Adamses.
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Hey, hey, buddy,
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Where are we goin'?
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Are you, like
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the British American Psycho
or something?
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Dorothy.
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Sorry, you gotta forgive her.
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She's from Westlake.
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We're still workin'
on her manners.
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We're kind of a...
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My Fair Lady type of deal.
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Yeah, yeah.
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He's the self-important
drunk perv
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who thinks that he's a big deal,
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and I'm just the bad ass
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everyone wants to hang out with.
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So is this, like, your...
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latest victim or something?
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Yes, for now.
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Okay, dude, dude, dude, dude.
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You gotta come with us.
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What can I say
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that is gonna get you there?
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There's gonna be an open bar.
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Does that do anything for you?
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There's gonna be
outrageously hot chicks,
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like crazy hot chicks.
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- Fucking gag me.
- Okay, okay.
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Everybody is gonna be there,
man.
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I can assure you
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that the party we're going to
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is a million times cooler
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than the party
you were going to.
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My buddy Jack,
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he, he's the host.
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He always does this, like,
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grand arrival,
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and everyone flips out
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about his costume,
but this thing,
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this is gonna blow
his cock off.
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Look, someone
slashed my tires,
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and I really need...
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You need a ride.
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Done.
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That we can do.
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We can get you a ride, man.
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Consider it done.
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Please walk away.
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Yeah, no, there's...
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there's no way
you're gonna get a cab
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- with this thing, dude, so...
- Hey!
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He's right,
that's a good point, Nick.
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Thank you for finally making
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a contribution.
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No one's gonna let you
in the back of a cab
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with this thing,
you'll make a mess.
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Come with us for one drink.
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Just one drink,
you walk right back out,
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you're out on the streets,
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you're killin' all your victims
in no time.
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You know what?
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That actually sounds like
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a really good idea.
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Let's do it.
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What?
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I can't believe that worked.
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I did not see that coming.
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It's the best night of my life.
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This is exciting.
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What an exciting turn
of events.
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Lift with your legs, Nick.
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There's four of us.
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If we all just...
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My gosh.
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Slashed your tires?
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Bunch of fuckin' savages
in this town.
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Put your back into it, Nick.
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It's pretty heavy.
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Yeah, here we go!
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This way, this way, come on!
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Here we go again!
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That ought to be good.
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Prop him up there.
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Do not move, okay?
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Don't move,
I'm gonna go find Jack.
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Especially this guy.
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Everybody raise your hands!
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Where is this guy?
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Girls and boys,
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queer gender friends,
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please turn your eyes
to the dance floor
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and welcome your host,
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Jack Baker,
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Monster Maker!
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Shit.
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Hello Alan.
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Unreal.
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Dalmore neat, double.
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Here.
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Here, want it?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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Look around.
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All I see are faces.
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Look around, look around.
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Look around.
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Losing the basics.
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Look around, look around.
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Your costume is...
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brilliant.
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It's not a costume.
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Yeah, more of a prop,
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I guess, right?
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The whole package really works.
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The suit, the blood.
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Maggie.
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Let them eat cake.
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She never said that.
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You know, Marie Antoinette,
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she never actually said,
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"Let them eat cake."
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It was just a thing
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that French like to attribute
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to every foreign queen
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they didn't like the look of.
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I mean, when things go wrong,
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why blame the king
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when you can blame
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his bitch of a wife?
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She's a very meaningful woman,
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I think.
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Famous,
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but as a caricature
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that confirms men's prejudices
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against women...
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frivolous, ditzy,
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obsessed with buying shoes,
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silly, pretty,
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tragic little bon-bon
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good for porn, good for scorn,
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nothing in between.
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Well, you have really thought
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about your costume.
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Says the guy dragging
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a corpse around?
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Did you not come here
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with friends, Maggie?
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Just me.
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I hesitated to come,
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but tonight felt like
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the kind of night
something might happen.
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Well, you certainly make
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that costume work.
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A girl is expected to dress
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a little provocatively
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when she's invited
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to one of these parties.
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Why would a girl want to be
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invited to one of these parties?
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I don't know,
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one of these parties,
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one of these clubs,
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one of these jobs.
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It might be 230 years
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since the French Revolution,
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but boys still need the illusion
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of silly, tragic
little bon-bons.
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Maybe that's not your problem.
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Maybe that's obviously
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occurred to me before,
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and I don't need it
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mansplained to me by a stranger.
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So how long did it take you
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to stuff it?
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You don't stuff it,
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it's more of, roll,
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like a... pig in blanket.
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Those are harder
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to roll cleanly than they look.
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It gets easier
every time you do it.
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I do it this way
every Halloween.
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You have to be
a lot more careful
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disposing of a dead body
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on a normal evening.
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Right.
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Would you like me to...
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let you in on something?
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People think that killing
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is the hard part.
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They also assume that
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the necessary next step
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is hiding the evidence,
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but it's not.
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You can't do it,
not reliably.
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You have to come up with
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an alternative story
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for how this person died.
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Needs its own narrative,
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its own evidence,
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its own culprit.
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Takes more effort,
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but if you can do it correctly,
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it works.
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00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,936
You can do anything,
287
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:22,138
as long as you don't give people
288
00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:23,190
the time to decide
289
00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:24,234
it's something different
290
00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:25,987
from what
you're telling them it is.
291
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:31,331
And that... is what makes this...
292
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:32,584
special.
293
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:34,797
That makes sense.
294
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,122
I'm not sure it all comes across
295
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,099
in the costume, but...
296
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:42,103
that makes sense.
297
00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:43,138
Okay, dude, a toast
298
00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:44,440
to every Friday the 13th movie.
299
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,317
Let's do this.
300
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,570
Friday the 13th.
301
00:14:47,572 --> 00:14:50,119
- Friday the 13th Part 2.
- Part 2.
302
00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:51,872
"Midway upon life's journey,
303
00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:54,753
I found myself
within a forest dark."
304
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:57,634
"For the straightforward path
305
00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:58,886
had been lost."
306
00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:01,976
Hell's empty
307
00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:03,270
and all the devils are here.
308
00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:08,030
Jason Takes Manhattan.
309
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:11,836
Ew.
310
00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:17,340
Are you leaving?
311
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:19,762
I've been
promised a ride to work.
312
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:22,893
You came with that guy Alan,
right?
313
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:23,978
He's friends with Jack.
314
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:24,820
I work for Jack.
315
00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:25,899
He's designing
316
00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:28,111
this horror
virtual reality thing,
317
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,531
and I'm the coder who has to do
318
00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:30,282
all the damn work.
319
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:31,660
I... it's really...
320
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:32,788
really makes you feel good
321
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,666
about those student loan debts.
322
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,376
Worth it.
323
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,631
I can...
324
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,551
get you a car and drive you.
325
00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,398
Is anybody expecting you
326
00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:47,901
home tonight, Maggie?
327
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,195
Not a soul.
328
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,034
Well, all right then.
329
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,002
I'll be right back.
330
00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:00,510
Make that booty drop.
331
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:03,215
Hittin' 'em with
the bass takes patience
332
00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:04,385
I'm only trying
to make some.
333
00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:07,189
Hey, what's up, girl?
334
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,570
Hey, sexual harassment
335
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:10,947
is a crime, shithead.
336
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:12,576
- Whatever.
- Criminal!
337
00:16:14,328 --> 00:16:14,913
Hi.
338
00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:16,082
We're almost ready.
339
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,838
I just... I... the body thing
is huge.
340
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:20,249
I was just... figured we could use
341
00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,344
some help getting it downstairs.
342
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,098
There is no "we."
343
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:28,566
What?
344
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:29,735
I agreed to one drink.
345
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:30,945
I've had three.
346
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:31,947
Car, now.
347
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,701
- Dude, chill.
- What, no.
348
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,745
I already told Maggie
349
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,955
you can borrow my car.
350
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,333
Now come on!
351
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,796
Enjoy yourself for a bit?
352
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,055
Take me to your car now
353
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:44,973
or I will kill you
354
00:16:45,098 --> 00:16:46,977
at your own party.
355
00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:51,987
You really got
this killer thing down.
356
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,365
You nailed it.
357
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,450
I like it.
358
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,168
All right, all right.
359
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:00,547
I'll take you downstairs.
360
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:04,262
But first, shots!
361
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,397
Finally we get to the good shit.
362
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,946
Dude, he never
lets anyone in there.
363
00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,323
This night's gonna be epic.
364
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,577
Okay?
365
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,288
More scores,
four scores, basic.
366
00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,694
Livin' in the Porsche could
be cool if I could make it.
367
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:21,421
Hey, don't break anything.
368
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,053
Come on,
one shot won't kill you.
369
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:29,563
Master Kota
to Master Yoda.
370
00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:31,900
The last eloper
for Pastor Proper.
371
00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,986
Pretty one drags the loot,
the loot's in the back.
372
00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:46,095
Every single one of those
373
00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:48,559
literally cost
thousands of dollars.
374
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,437
Yeah, I got money
375
00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:51,356
and talent.
376
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:57,117
So I'm gonna need
those car keys now.
377
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:57,869
Yeah, we should probably
378
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,874
get back to the party.
379
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:00,833
Not yet, guys.
380
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,336
Come on.
381
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,591
Hey.
382
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,300
Hey, where are you going
383
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:06,970
in such a hurry anyway?
384
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:07,854
Can we come?
385
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:08,599
Dude,
386
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:09,475
this is your party.
387
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,728
You got Sasha Grey DJing.
388
00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:12,431
You can't leave...
he can't leave the party.
389
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,318
I can do whatever I want.
390
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,241
Guys, this... this is what
391
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:18,619
tonight is all about.
392
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,205
All Hallow's Eve,
393
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,126
the night we put our masks on
394
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:26,259
and let our dark,
unpredictable sides fly.
395
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,516
This guy, man, look at him.
396
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,227
The costume, woo!
397
00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,605
The performance.
398
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,733
I'm telling you, bro,
399
00:18:33,774 --> 00:18:36,864
next level commitment.
400
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,034
Think about it, guys.
401
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,320
How do we usually end
the night?
402
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,999
Me, sittin' at home
403
00:18:42,082 --> 00:18:43,878
watching
Plan 9 from Outer Space,
404
00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:45,213
mixing cocktails,
405
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:46,759
sending unsolicited dick pics
406
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,136
to Dorothy.
407
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:52,144
Or, guys, we keep
the party goin', right?
408
00:18:52,227 --> 00:18:53,354
Keep the party goin',
409
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:54,524
lookin' for somebody,
410
00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,154
like this guy right here.
411
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,366
I don't know what's
goin' down tonight,
412
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:02,372
but I am feeling so,
413
00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,544
what's the word?
Alive.
414
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,422
I'm feelin' so alive
right now, guys.
415
00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:19,073
Yeah, he...
416
00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,325
he occasionally...
417
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,914
does that.
418
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:25,545
Wait.
419
00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,172
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
420
00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,809
This animatronic too?
421
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,938
Woo, that is amazing!
422
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,819
Give it a kick, it'll stop.
423
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,170
You can do better than that.
424
00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:47,922
Really?
425
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,174
All right.
426
00:19:55,353 --> 00:19:56,230
Shit!
427
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,583
Did I fix it?
428
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:06,585
I don't know.
429
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:09,214
Did you?
430
00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:19,234
Jesus!
431
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,563
- Shit!
- That's an actual body!
432
00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:21,447
That's an actual body.
433
00:20:21,489 --> 00:20:22,700
Okay, okay, okay.
434
00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,119
That's a dead person for real.
435
00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,969
Put your fucking hands down.
436
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,012
Sorry.
437
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,744
Accepting a ride
from strangers
438
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,873
is always such a bad idea.
439
00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:49,253
So...
440
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,463
did you kill this guy?
441
00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:51,667
Well, he wasn't
dead a minute ago.
442
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,096
If he is now, then technically
443
00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,140
you killed him.
444
00:20:57,019 --> 00:20:58,229
Are you, are you a hitman
445
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,150
or something, or...
446
00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:03,657
Jesus Christ, man.
447
00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,285
You can't just kill people!
448
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,047
'Course you can.
449
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:14,929
Shit!
450
00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:22,653
Shit, man!
451
00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:23,772
I was just on VentureBeat's
452
00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:24,783
list of 40 under 40,
453
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,703
I can't die like this!
454
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,542
Okay, what's your name?
455
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:31,922
It's Jack, right?
456
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,382
And what do you do, Jack?
457
00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,886
I'm an artist.
458
00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:37,307
I have a trust fund, okay?
459
00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:38,184
Please!
460
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,436
And would you define yourself
461
00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:40,815
as "sane"?
462
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,693
I... I...
463
00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:44,021
Anything you do other than
464
00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,574
eat, sleep, shit, fuck, and kill
465
00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:48,204
is a symptom of insanity.
466
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:49,916
You see, there was a point
467
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,293
during human evolution
468
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:52,212
where something,
469
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:54,466
some neuron pathway misfired,
470
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,055
and we all became self-aware.
471
00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:58,684
That is to say,
472
00:21:58,725 --> 00:21:59,978
we became insane.
473
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:04,069
We are balls of flesh and bone
474
00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:05,071
on a rock of ice
475
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:07,492
spinning through a dark,
random universe
476
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,121
designed only to survive,
477
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,833
but then something happened
in our DNA
478
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,296
where we went,
"Hey, wait, wait, wait."
479
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,216
What if I matter?
480
00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,470
"What if it's all about me?"
481
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,478
Did you ever watch those...
482
00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:23,482
the David Attenborough shows?
483
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,240
They're magnificent, right?
484
00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,244
Full of death.
485
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,169
And yet in a way,
486
00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:31,875
it makes sense.
487
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,085
And then you try
and watch the news
488
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:33,927
and it's crazy.
489
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,215
There's no sense at all.
490
00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:36,918
And I will answer
that other question for you.
491
00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:38,764
Does a crazy person know
they're crazy?
492
00:22:38,889 --> 00:22:42,395
Yes, it's called a conscience.
493
00:22:42,479 --> 00:22:44,107
Jiminy Cricket,
494
00:22:44,149 --> 00:22:45,611
that's just the part
of our brains
495
00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,239
screaming at the psychic tear
496
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,282
caused by the gulf
497
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,286
between what we are
498
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,209
and what we pretend to be.
499
00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:58,595
You think the world needs
500
00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:00,766
your doodles, artist?
501
00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:03,730
There's no art
in the natural world.
502
00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:07,530
There is murder.
503
00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:10,786
Do you really think
504
00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,542
it made a difference
to the world
505
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,420
if he lived or died?
506
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:20,889
That was the most amazing thing
507
00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:22,058
I've ever heard.
508
00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,275
Do you know how often
509
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,070
I've wanted to do that
to somebody?
510
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,291
That's a...
511
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,170
Car keys, now.
512
00:23:36,295 --> 00:23:37,673
Jack,
he's gonna fucking kill us.
513
00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:38,675
He's right.
514
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,600
He is right.
515
00:23:39,677 --> 00:23:41,430
However,
if you agree to help me,
516
00:23:41,556 --> 00:23:43,434
I promise I'll make it quick.
517
00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:46,691
Top drawer.
518
00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:52,703
You.
519
00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:21,845
Close the drawer.
520
00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:37,710
What the hell was that?
521
00:24:37,751 --> 00:24:39,004
I rigged it as an escape route.
522
00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:39,914
I thought it would be a fun way
523
00:24:39,964 --> 00:24:41,258
to impress girls.
524
00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:42,469
That is so rapey.
525
00:24:43,763 --> 00:24:44,563
Oh my God!
526
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,467
Go, go, go, go.
527
00:24:48,147 --> 00:24:49,587
- Jack, Jack, what are you...
- Jack!
528
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,502
Stop, stop the music!
529
00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,131
Please,
somebody call the police!
530
00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:04,012
One of my guests is
trying to kill us!
531
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:11,861
What the fuck?
532
00:25:11,903 --> 00:25:12,905
Come on!
533
00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:15,911
Jesus Christ.
534
00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:16,913
Go, go, go.
535
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:28,895
I didn't know about the drawer,
536
00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:29,772
I swear.
537
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:38,999
What's wrong with you?
538
00:25:47,933 --> 00:25:49,060
I know Jack.
539
00:25:49,185 --> 00:25:50,597
If there's a shortcut way
out of this room,
540
00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:51,474
it's gonna be revealed
541
00:25:51,524 --> 00:25:52,818
by some smug, nerdy
542
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:54,697
inside joke onanism.
543
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,199
I can figure it out.
544
00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:06,846
Thank you.
545
00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:16,151
Hurry up, come on!
546
00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:18,995
Guys, what the hell
are we doing?
547
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,331
But why did we take this thing?
548
00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:21,793
Dude, this
thing is a person.
549
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:22,795
Dude,
there's probably a reward
550
00:26:22,836 --> 00:26:23,797
out on this guy.
551
00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:25,216
- What?
- What?
552
00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:25,967
There's always a reward
553
00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:27,345
when you turn in a murderer.
554
00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,632
They're gonna give us
a pile of money.
555
00:26:28,682 --> 00:26:30,560
Everyone's gonna love us.
556
00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:31,562
We're gonna be heroes!
557
00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:32,815
My... what are you,
558
00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:34,359
Dog the Bounty Hunter?
559
00:26:34,442 --> 00:26:35,771
Is that not why
you picked it up?
560
00:26:35,821 --> 00:26:36,572
It is not an it,
561
00:26:36,614 --> 00:26:37,574
it is a person
562
00:26:37,616 --> 00:26:38,702
that might still be alive.
563
00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:39,452
Yeah, but that guy's
564
00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,622
gonna want it...
565
00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:42,250
him... back.
566
00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:44,880
Wait.
567
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:48,095
Why is this suddenly
our problem?
568
00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:48,937
Okay.
569
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:51,343
We're gonna give him to the cops
570
00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:53,272
and then he stops
being our problem.
571
00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:54,399
Okay?
572
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,861
Jack, keys?
573
00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:56,654
What?
574
00:26:56,738 --> 00:26:57,564
You were giving that guy a ride.
575
00:26:57,614 --> 00:26:58,365
Yeah, but he went all psycho
576
00:26:58,407 --> 00:26:59,910
before I could grab the keys.
577
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,496
Then why the fuck
are we down here?
578
00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:02,539
I thought you guys drove!
579
00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:03,500
Oh my God!
580
00:27:03,585 --> 00:27:04,879
Nick drove us, you jackass.
581
00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:06,339
He parked three blocks away.
582
00:27:06,381 --> 00:27:08,010
Okay, so where are his keys?
583
00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:12,728
Shit.
584
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,580
He wasn't wrong about you,
was he?
585
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,933
You are a hitman, right?
586
00:27:37,528 --> 00:27:40,407
Could be in here
for a really long time,
587
00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:41,451
you know?
588
00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,106
- Dude, Uber, right?
- Yes.
589
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,693
- Yes.
- Are you kidding me?
590
00:28:18,735 --> 00:28:19,987
Call 911.
591
00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,448
Okay...
592
00:28:21,489 --> 00:28:22,576
Shit, I left my phone upstairs.
593
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,745
Oh my God, okay, fine.
594
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:24,622
I'll get the car.
595
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,456
No one is gonna let us
596
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,617
get into the car with a body.
597
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,588
No, no,
they can be heroes with us.
598
00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:29,798
Are you serious?
599
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,842
Look, call the cops.
600
00:28:32,971 --> 00:28:34,474
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
601
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,309
When we came in here,
602
00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:36,303
there were cops outside.
603
00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,190
Yes, go, go now.
604
00:28:38,231 --> 00:28:39,317
Go.
605
00:28:46,498 --> 00:28:48,251
What did you say
you wanted, Randy?
606
00:28:51,509 --> 00:28:53,846
A cinnamon raisin bagel,
toasted,
607
00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:55,265
half butter... half...
608
00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:57,604
otherwise it gets all drippy.
609
00:28:57,646 --> 00:28:59,023
Two creams, two sugars
610
00:28:59,107 --> 00:29:00,275
in the coffee.
611
00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,154
What the hell is this?
612
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,162
Central, this is
Unit 1-Alpha-7-8.
613
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:08,125
Think I got another
drunk and disorderly.
614
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,837
He's possibly on drugs.
615
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:10,880
Hey!
616
00:29:11,006 --> 00:29:13,468
- Please!
- Definitely on drugs.
617
00:29:13,511 --> 00:29:14,470
Please, I need you.
618
00:29:14,513 --> 00:29:15,793
Hey, what the hell
are you doin'?
619
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:17,101
Jesus Christ,
I'm so happy to see you.
620
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:18,478
Step back from the window.
621
00:29:18,521 --> 00:29:19,606
Now.
622
00:29:19,648 --> 00:29:21,151
Sir,
623
00:29:21,234 --> 00:29:22,486
my friends, they're down there,
624
00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:23,781
and in the building over there.
625
00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,305
We... we need...
we need you to come.
626
00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:26,727
I need you to come with me,
please.
627
00:29:27,748 --> 00:29:28,574
Hey West, I got a couple
628
00:29:28,624 --> 00:29:29,752
of drunks to deal with.
629
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,758
You need me to come back?
630
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:35,429
Nah, I got it.
631
00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:37,183
All right, son.
632
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,018
Show me.
633
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:38,770
Come on, come on, come on!
634
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,189
Please hurry up, come on!
635
00:29:40,272 --> 00:29:41,274
He's coming back!
636
00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:42,819
Okay.
637
00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:56,680
No...
638
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:00,814
Count of Monte Cristo.
639
00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:03,193
Classic prison escape scene.
640
00:30:03,276 --> 00:30:04,521
Code is probably
the release date
641
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:05,322
for The Exorcist
642
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,326
or THX1138
643
00:30:07,451 --> 00:30:08,538
or...
644
00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,068
We work pretty well together.
645
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,989
There is no "we."
646
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:31,457
Guys!
647
00:30:31,584 --> 00:30:32,711
Guys!
648
00:30:32,836 --> 00:30:33,963
- Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
649
00:30:34,046 --> 00:30:35,592
Yes!
650
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:36,802
Thank God.
651
00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,096
Come on, guys.
652
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:39,550
Look, I know it's Halloween
and everything,
653
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,510
but you could really
scare the hell
654
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,554
out of somebody
with this thing.
655
00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:43,056
No, no, please,
we need your help.
656
00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:44,860
Stay where you are, miss.
657
00:30:44,985 --> 00:30:45,737
Officer, please...
658
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:46,647
Hey, stay where you are!
659
00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:47,497
No, no, no, please,
660
00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:48,400
you don't understand.
661
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:49,578
Command, I got a code 6A,
662
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,580
three intoxicated persons,
663
00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:51,624
one hysterical female.
664
00:30:51,707 --> 00:30:52,374
- Whoa!
- What?
665
00:30:52,499 --> 00:30:53,586
You fucking asshole!
666
00:30:53,628 --> 00:30:54,755
Stand down!
667
00:30:54,838 --> 00:30:55,840
Female is possibly armed.
668
00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:56,792
Stand down from what,
669
00:30:56,842 --> 00:30:57,384
you fucking moron?
670
00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:58,136
Someone is dead here
671
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:58,971
and we need your help.
672
00:30:59,013 --> 00:30:59,765
Okay, okay.
673
00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:00,717
It's gettin' away from us here.
674
00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:01,927
I know this doesn't look good.
675
00:31:01,977 --> 00:31:02,729
Just listen to me.
676
00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:04,357
My name is Alan Morgan Adams.
677
00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:07,781
Of the Massachusetts
Morgan Adamses.
678
00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:10,118
Okay, were not the ones
you're looking for.
679
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,789
He is going to be here
any fucking second,
680
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:12,498
so can we...
681
00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:13,751
No, freeze right now!
682
00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:14,503
No, wait!
683
00:31:14,628 --> 00:31:16,381
Look, it's a real person.
684
00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:23,896
Wait, is that who I think it is?
685
00:31:27,111 --> 00:31:28,614
He's famous.
686
00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:29,456
Yeah.
687
00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:30,785
And rich.
688
00:31:30,868 --> 00:31:32,037
Yeah.
689
00:31:32,162 --> 00:31:33,749
And beautiful.
690
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,043
Yeah.
691
00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,429
All right, so wait, just walk...
692
00:31:40,555 --> 00:31:41,715
walk me through
all this again.
693
00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:42,759
No, no, you need to call
694
00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:43,519
for backup right now
695
00:31:43,561 --> 00:31:44,596
or we are all going to die.
696
00:31:44,646 --> 00:31:46,065
You tell me who did this.
697
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,194
Guys.
698
00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:01,262
He did it.
699
00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:02,139
Hey.
700
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,133
Hey you, stop right there!
701
00:32:03,183 --> 00:32:04,435
- Shit.
- Freeze!
702
00:32:04,561 --> 00:32:05,521
Just shoot the bastard!
703
00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:06,565
Miss, you stay back,
704
00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:07,817
you let me take care of this.
705
00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:10,782
Now this is your last warning.
706
00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:11,909
What are you doing?
707
00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:12,911
Do you really think
Chief Wiggum's
708
00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:14,581
gonna save the day?
709
00:32:14,706 --> 00:32:16,334
Good point.
710
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,213
Put your hands
where I can see them.
711
00:32:22,179 --> 00:32:24,225
I said put your hands up!
712
00:32:25,686 --> 00:32:26,486
Wait.
713
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:27,857
Oh God...
714
00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,611
Hey, stop!
715
00:32:29,694 --> 00:32:31,072
Come on, stop!
716
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:34,830
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
717
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:35,581
Don't go anywhere!
718
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,334
You stop right now!
719
00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:40,842
Oh my...
720
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,469
What the hell!
721
00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:43,471
I...
722
00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:22,382
Hey Randy.
723
00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:24,136
They're out of cinnamon raisin,
buddy.
724
00:33:35,868 --> 00:33:37,037
Can you believe that?
725
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,791
You're a murderer,
they're thieves,
726
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,126
I'm the one who gets shot.
727
00:33:41,672 --> 00:33:42,924
Okay, I can find them.
728
00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,176
I just need a computer.
729
00:33:44,301 --> 00:33:45,387
If they have a cell phone,
730
00:33:45,428 --> 00:33:46,430
I can track them.
731
00:33:50,815 --> 00:33:51,817
A flesh wound.
732
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,765
Talk and walk.
733
00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:13,401
- Okay.
- Okay.
734
00:34:13,527 --> 00:34:14,904
Fuck.
735
00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,242
Guys, what the fuck
are we gonna do now?
736
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:18,319
Oh my God,
I've never been
737
00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:19,873
this close
to a famous person before.
738
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,419
Dude, put that thing down, man!
739
00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:23,622
No, we're not putting him down!
740
00:34:23,672 --> 00:34:24,298
Are you kidding me?
741
00:34:24,423 --> 00:34:25,250
You guys know who this is
742
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,010
and we get to be the ones
743
00:34:26,052 --> 00:34:26,678
that rescued him.
744
00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:27,682
Wait a second.
745
00:34:28,431 --> 00:34:29,684
Hey, you know what?
746
00:34:29,809 --> 00:34:30,811
We're not rescuing him
747
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,397
because he's dead!
748
00:34:33,441 --> 00:34:34,443
Okay, whatever.
749
00:34:34,527 --> 00:34:35,855
We need to get off the street,
okay?
750
00:34:35,905 --> 00:34:36,907
And why couldn't he just kill,
751
00:34:36,948 --> 00:34:39,411
like, Elijah Wood
or someone small?
752
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,290
We could just take that.
753
00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:42,376
Yeah, you want to rip off
754
00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:43,169
a homeless guy?
755
00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:43,921
Do you want to shoot a puppy
756
00:34:44,046 --> 00:34:44,798
while we're at it too?
757
00:34:44,881 --> 00:34:45,833
I'm sorry,
would you rather
758
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,052
that the fucking psychopath
759
00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,304
catches up with us, Dot?
760
00:34:49,557 --> 00:34:50,518
- Okay, okay.
- That's right.
761
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:51,310
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
762
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:52,563
Right, right, right.
763
00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:53,691
Okay.
764
00:34:56,697 --> 00:34:58,449
Hi, we just need to borrow this.
765
00:34:58,575 --> 00:35:01,288
Over my dead...
766
00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:02,332
body.
767
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,044
Yeah, that, that exactly, yes...
768
00:35:04,086 --> 00:35:06,591
That's good enough, right?
769
00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:07,844
Yup.
770
00:35:07,969 --> 00:35:09,046
So sorry, we're gonna take
really good care of it.
771
00:35:09,096 --> 00:35:09,806
Thanks so much.
772
00:35:09,848 --> 00:35:10,933
Nice to meet you.
773
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,227
Hey, I know homelessness
774
00:35:12,352 --> 00:35:13,354
is a complex issue
775
00:35:13,438 --> 00:35:14,691
that can't be solved
by charity alone,
776
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,110
so I, I hope this helps
777
00:35:16,235 --> 00:35:17,864
the situation just a little.
778
00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:18,866
Sorry, man.
779
00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:19,701
Thank you.
780
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,243
God bless you.
781
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,621
Jack, come on!
782
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:01,868
You're very calm
783
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,037
for someone who's just lost
784
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,920
the bodily evidence
785
00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:04,999
that he's a murderer.
786
00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,628
Yes, remind me how
that happened again.
787
00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:15,646
This might come in handy.
788
00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:19,863
Just doing what you said.
789
00:36:19,904 --> 00:36:22,910
New evidence, new culprits,
790
00:36:22,994 --> 00:36:24,246
new narrative, right?
791
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,686
Could you...
792
00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:37,565
could you just take
that jumpsuit off?
793
00:36:37,648 --> 00:36:38,851
- Wait, what, out here?
- Yes, yes.
794
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:40,696
We need somebody to help us,
you guys.
795
00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,783
We're trying to be discreet,
okay,
796
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,027
and he can see you
from a mile off
797
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,831
with that, so...
798
00:36:45,915 --> 00:36:47,250
I could be naked under this.
799
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,503
Is that discreet?
800
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,137
Hey, dude,
801
00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:54,089
why are you texting me
right now?
802
00:36:54,139 --> 00:36:55,517
I'm not, I don't have my phone.
803
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,563
Then what's...
804
00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:59,441
No.
805
00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:00,903
Alan?
806
00:37:03,951 --> 00:37:06,330
Wait, is that the cop?
807
00:37:06,413 --> 00:37:07,082
Shit.
808
00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:09,169
Dude, he has your fucking phone.
809
00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:09,963
That's bad, right?
810
00:37:10,046 --> 00:37:11,173
Wait, I don't get it, why is...
811
00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:12,342
I... I don't know,
812
00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:13,971
but I feel like
that can't be good.
813
00:37:14,054 --> 00:37:14,923
There's, like, emojis.
814
00:37:14,973 --> 00:37:16,475
Are you kidding me?
815
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,730
He is framing us, hello!
816
00:37:18,814 --> 00:37:20,441
Fuck!
817
00:37:20,483 --> 00:37:21,987
- Fuck, fuck!
- Shit!
818
00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,189
That's exactly what he's doing.
819
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:23,865
Fuck me!
820
00:37:23,949 --> 00:37:25,368
Oh God, oh my God.
821
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,579
Fucking be kidding me.
822
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:28,124
Fuck my life, shit!
823
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,461
- Shit.
- Fuck.
824
00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,300
Fuck that shit, man!
825
00:37:33,342 --> 00:37:35,597
Okay, this can't be happening
right now.
826
00:37:39,062 --> 00:37:40,014
He doesn't know where we are.
827
00:37:40,064 --> 00:37:40,733
- That's true.
- Right?
828
00:37:40,816 --> 00:37:41,568
That's a good point.
829
00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:42,561
We can ditch the dead guy
830
00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:43,689
and just go our separate ways.
831
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,565
We can leave it anywhere.
832
00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,118
No, that is not a good idea.
833
00:37:46,243 --> 00:37:47,328
He killed Nick,
834
00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,247
and you stomped on
835
00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,374
this fucking guy's head.
836
00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:50,753
I am not the one
837
00:37:50,878 --> 00:37:53,090
who fuckin' brought that lunatic
838
00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,134
into my house.
839
00:37:54,259 --> 00:37:56,472
Okay, that costume
was amazing.
840
00:37:56,514 --> 00:37:57,850
- It wasn't a costume!
- It wasn't a costume!
841
00:37:57,892 --> 00:37:59,896
Oh my God, oh my God,
it was Halloween!
842
00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:01,106
How was I supposed to know?
843
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,225
Dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude.
844
00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:03,862
Okay, that dead cop
845
00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:05,031
took my name, man.
846
00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:06,492
He radioed in about us.
847
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,870
You know why?
848
00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,072
Because you're always
throwing your name around.
849
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:10,626
Look, you dropped something.
850
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:11,376
Your fuckin' name.
851
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,087
Yeah, that's my fault.
852
00:38:12,128 --> 00:38:12,880
That's on me, okay.
853
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,007
Yeah, it is.
854
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:14,717
You know what?
855
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:16,136
Good luck with it.
856
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,640
I'm fuckin' done.
857
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:18,349
- I'm out.
- You're done?
858
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,351
You're gonna go?
859
00:38:19,392 --> 00:38:20,729
You're gonna walk away
from here?
860
00:38:20,771 --> 00:38:22,273
This is really something
861
00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:23,400
coming from you.
862
00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:24,612
Hey, by the way,
quick question.
863
00:38:24,654 --> 00:38:25,814
How you doin'
with the very first problem
864
00:38:25,864 --> 00:38:26,908
in your entire life
865
00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,235
that you couldn't just
throw money at?
866
00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:30,916
How's that goin' for you?
867
00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,168
You didn't mind my money
868
00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:33,420
when you were hooverin' up
869
00:38:33,547 --> 00:38:35,258
my fuckin' drugs, right?
870
00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:36,301
Yeah,
871
00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:37,253
and you were pitchin' me
872
00:38:37,303 --> 00:38:38,305
your stupid fuckin' apps.
873
00:38:38,389 --> 00:38:39,559
My stupid fucking apps?
874
00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:40,686
Shut the fuck up,
875
00:38:40,811 --> 00:38:42,815
both of you, oh my God!
876
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,401
Nick, Nick is dead
877
00:38:44,442 --> 00:38:45,242
in your studio.
878
00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:46,698
The cop, dead in your garage.
879
00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:49,537
There's photos
on both of your phones.
880
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:54,296
All right, maybe if...
881
00:38:54,379 --> 00:38:57,553
maybe if we just
give the... the body back,
882
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,139
and I'll say sorry.
883
00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:00,391
Wake up!
884
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:02,061
We know nothing about this guy.
885
00:39:02,145 --> 00:39:04,024
He has our names,
your address.
886
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:05,318
I mean, Alan gave him
887
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:06,403
his fucking résumé.
888
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:07,781
Okay, we don't need to keep
889
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,201
putting each other down,
you guys.
890
00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:10,787
Okay, that psycho,
891
00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:11,629
he wore gloves.
892
00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:13,417
Our prints are all over it.
893
00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:14,461
He's gonna kill us
894
00:39:14,545 --> 00:39:16,173
whether or not
we have this thing.
895
00:39:16,215 --> 00:39:17,091
It's a person.
896
00:39:17,175 --> 00:39:18,720
Fuck all that noise, okay?
897
00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,348
And the cops, when the cops
898
00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,099
come looking for us,
899
00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:22,310
they're gonna shoot me,
900
00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:23,187
and then he's gonna lock
you both up.
901
00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:23,980
Do you want to risk that,
902
00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:24,941
is that what you want to do?
903
00:39:24,982 --> 00:39:26,736
Okay!
904
00:39:26,861 --> 00:39:28,364
What the fuck do we do?
905
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,078
We make it go away.
906
00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,336
No body, no evidence.
907
00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:38,593
We gotta bleach him.
908
00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:41,348
Pulverize the teeth.
909
00:39:41,431 --> 00:39:42,726
Burn off the fingerprints.
910
00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,312
We disfigure the face.
911
00:39:44,354 --> 00:39:46,108
We melt him down.
912
00:39:46,233 --> 00:39:46,859
We drain the blood
913
00:39:46,943 --> 00:39:47,611
and the bodily fluids.
914
00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:48,697
We mix those with bleach.
915
00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:50,116
We also bleach the inside.
916
00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:51,744
We chop him into pieces
small enough
917
00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:53,155
that they can't be
recognized as human
918
00:39:53,205 --> 00:39:55,001
in case somebody
finds one of 'em.
919
00:39:55,084 --> 00:39:56,461
Vinegar to soften the bones.
920
00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:57,304
We put each part
921
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,465
in a different plastic bag,
922
00:39:58,508 --> 00:39:59,467
fill 'em with lye,
923
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,013
tie the tops, and we bury them
924
00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,891
as far away from each other
as possible.
925
00:40:09,154 --> 00:40:11,491
That is why you're single.
926
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,536
Okay.
927
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,541
I'm the only one of us
928
00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:15,041
that watched Breaking Bad?
929
00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:17,253
Are you kidding me?
930
00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:19,842
That show redefined television.
931
00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,890
Okay...
932
00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:23,641
where exactly are we meant
933
00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:24,727
to do all this?
934
00:40:26,898 --> 00:40:27,733
I don't know, but you know what?
935
00:40:27,775 --> 00:40:29,060
Not here,
so let's... let's just go.
936
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,154
Let's go, yeah.
937
00:40:33,243 --> 00:40:34,747
Okay, no, I'll get it.
938
00:40:34,789 --> 00:40:37,293
Thanks, guys,
thanks for all of your help.
939
00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:38,671
Appreciate it.
940
00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:40,299
You dumb dicks.
941
00:40:40,424 --> 00:40:42,554
Son of a bitch.
942
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,045
Why do you have a gun?
943
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,674
Why wouldn't I?
944
00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:02,009
What if I go to the movies
945
00:41:02,051 --> 00:41:03,429
or my local Planned Parenthood
946
00:41:03,555 --> 00:41:05,433
and some asshole
comes in with a gun
947
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:06,561
to shoot everyone?
948
00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,188
Nobody would've
gotten hurt tonight
949
00:41:08,272 --> 00:41:09,692
if everybody had a gun.
950
00:41:12,656 --> 00:41:13,825
I work long hours,
951
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,537
I go running early.
952
00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:17,415
It makes me feel safer.
953
00:41:17,457 --> 00:41:19,712
Have you ever had to use it?
954
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,845
I just killed two people
right in front of you.
955
00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:25,222
I know, who's gonna be next?
956
00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:26,601
You're not grasping the reality
957
00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,607
of what I'm saying.
958
00:41:29,732 --> 00:41:31,861
I kill people.
959
00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,077
You haven't killed me.
960
00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:02,004
Come on.
961
00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:03,716
Let's get you cleaned up.
962
00:42:05,135 --> 00:42:11,273
No one knows who I am.
963
00:42:11,356 --> 00:42:16,909
No one knows who I am.
964
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:22,504
Nobody recognizes me.
965
00:42:22,588 --> 00:42:28,766
No one knows
who I'm supposed to be
966
00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:33,985
for Halloween.
967
00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:41,626
Dalmore neat,
968
00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:43,295
and a slightly burnt, perfect,
969
00:42:43,378 --> 00:42:44,798
Sipsmith and Cokey martini,
970
00:42:44,882 --> 00:42:46,301
straight up with a twist,
971
00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:48,430
12-year Coal Ila for the scotch.
972
00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:52,313
What?
973
00:42:52,396 --> 00:42:54,693
A drink order shouldn't
have 25 words in it.
974
00:42:56,029 --> 00:42:57,658
Look at these two.
975
00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:03,628
Hold that for a sec.
976
00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:05,924
I'm gonna go...
977
00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,051
take care of this.
978
00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:08,888
That booth when you get back.
979
00:43:10,432 --> 00:43:15,317
This year for Halloween
980
00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:20,077
I'll just be me.
981
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,706
Thank you.
982
00:44:04,248 --> 00:44:06,336
Maggie, what are you doing?
983
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,342
Is this crazy?
984
00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:11,972
No.
985
00:44:12,014 --> 00:44:13,893
You don't meet guys
like this every day.
986
00:44:13,976 --> 00:44:16,774
He's... he's smart, he's strong,
987
00:44:16,899 --> 00:44:19,153
he's employed.
988
00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:21,784
He can handle you.
989
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,040
Timing's a bit off,
but that's okay.
990
00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,758
Grow through conflict.
991
00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:42,032
Yeah, yeah, this is it.
992
00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,412
All right, what now?
993
00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:45,915
Well, padlock is shit,
994
00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:47,919
and we need
what's in there, so.
995
00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:58,941
Never paid for a bike
in my life.
996
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:06,080
Okay, let's do this.
997
00:45:15,892 --> 00:45:18,313
So this doesn't feel
like much of a plan.
998
00:45:20,944 --> 00:45:23,824
You said you could
track him with a computer.
999
00:45:26,454 --> 00:45:27,958
Can you get into this?
1000
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,212
I'm a data engineer,
not a hacker.
1001
00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,353
Yes.
1002
00:45:38,478 --> 00:45:39,438
Just take me a minute
1003
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,484
to get around
this guy's password.
1004
00:45:43,698 --> 00:45:46,077
I'm gonna find
those assholes for you.
1005
00:46:02,484 --> 00:46:03,738
Yeah.
1006
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:08,371
What?
1007
00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:09,750
Yeah.
1008
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:35,342
Is this everything?
1009
00:46:35,383 --> 00:46:37,889
I guess we're about to find out.
1010
00:46:43,776 --> 00:46:45,403
Seriously?
1011
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:49,913
Don't deny me this, Dorothy.
1012
00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:51,165
Tonight isn't really
1013
00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,627
what I was expecting, okay?
1014
00:46:52,669 --> 00:46:54,756
So, yeah,
1015
00:46:54,798 --> 00:46:56,384
I want a machete.
1016
00:46:56,425 --> 00:46:57,512
All right.
1017
00:46:57,554 --> 00:47:01,687
It says we start with the face.
1018
00:47:01,812 --> 00:47:03,314
I still can't believe it's him.
1019
00:47:03,398 --> 00:47:04,776
I know. Doesn't he have
1020
00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:07,072
like 20 million
Twitter followers?
1021
00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:12,457
Well...
1022
00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,629
Not anymore.
1023
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,681
Okay.
1024
00:47:19,764 --> 00:47:21,058
I'm in.
1025
00:47:21,184 --> 00:47:22,887
You can track pretty much
anybody's smartphone
1026
00:47:22,937 --> 00:47:24,273
as long as a single one
of their apps
1027
00:47:24,315 --> 00:47:26,444
has live location
in the background.
1028
00:47:27,655 --> 00:47:29,074
Code's running.
1029
00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:35,212
So I gotta say,
1030
00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:36,590
seeing you do what you do,
1031
00:47:36,673 --> 00:47:38,343
hearing you talk,
1032
00:47:38,426 --> 00:47:39,679
boom.
1033
00:47:39,721 --> 00:47:42,309
Suddenly so much makes sense.
1034
00:47:42,351 --> 00:47:45,190
How?
1035
00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:46,610
I'll answer one of yours
1036
00:47:46,735 --> 00:47:49,699
for each one you answer of mine.
1037
00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:50,618
Come on.
1038
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:53,248
All the secrets, the deceptions.
1039
00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,293
You must be dying
to just talk straight
1040
00:47:55,335 --> 00:47:56,546
to someone.
1041
00:47:59,678 --> 00:48:00,721
Why are you here?
1042
00:48:00,846 --> 00:48:01,932
Because I wanna be.
1043
00:48:01,974 --> 00:48:03,184
Why?
1044
00:48:03,226 --> 00:48:05,606
My turn.
1045
00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:07,359
Who paid you?
1046
00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:08,737
I don't know.
1047
00:48:08,862 --> 00:48:10,448
I never meet him.
1048
00:48:12,119 --> 00:48:13,706
Do you know what
the dark web is?
1049
00:48:13,747 --> 00:48:14,547
Yes.
1050
00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:15,584
The part of the internet
1051
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,882
that's encrypted
and untraceable...
1052
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:20,135
where you would go
1053
00:48:20,218 --> 00:48:21,638
if you want someone killed.
1054
00:48:21,722 --> 00:48:22,974
It's one of the many places
1055
00:48:23,016 --> 00:48:25,646
you can go to do that, yes.
1056
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,775
The visible world is so bright
1057
00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:28,861
and reassuring,
1058
00:48:28,902 --> 00:48:31,032
but it needs the dark.
1059
00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:33,036
The man who pays me
1060
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,624
owns the dark.
1061
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:38,839
You don't know him,
he doesn't know you.
1062
00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:43,264
You get paid in
electronic currency.
1063
00:48:43,348 --> 00:48:47,523
Completely anonymous.
1064
00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,362
How much did you get
for the guy in the bag?
1065
00:48:50,403 --> 00:48:53,911
More than anyone, ever.
1066
00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:55,539
And I thought you were hot
1067
00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:58,545
before I knew you were rich.
1068
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,179
Your turn.
1069
00:49:05,893 --> 00:49:08,398
Do you know why I like
Halloween, Maggie?
1070
00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:09,818
The candy?
1071
00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:15,579
People.
1072
00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:18,794
They wear masks
their whole lives,
1073
00:49:18,919 --> 00:49:22,677
pretending that life
has meaning.
1074
00:49:22,802 --> 00:49:25,390
When you kill somebody,
1075
00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,018
all of that's gone.
1076
00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:29,941
Halloween is the closest
1077
00:49:30,024 --> 00:49:31,318
people come to admitting
1078
00:49:31,444 --> 00:49:35,536
that we are defined by death.
1079
00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:38,082
How do you come
to do what you do?
1080
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,209
Choose a job you love,
1081
00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,046
you never have to work
a day in your life.
1082
00:49:41,088 --> 00:49:42,340
I want that choice.
1083
00:49:42,424 --> 00:49:44,554
Life carries most people along.
1084
00:49:44,596 --> 00:49:45,598
So much happens,
1085
00:49:45,681 --> 00:49:47,727
so little is made to happen.
1086
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:51,233
But life is consequence.
1087
00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:52,570
You throw a glass, it breaks.
1088
00:49:52,612 --> 00:49:53,864
You cut someone, they bleed.
1089
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:56,368
You kill someone, they're gone.
1090
00:50:04,844 --> 00:50:05,846
I was always taught
1091
00:50:05,971 --> 00:50:09,061
that consequences
are to be feared.
1092
00:50:09,102 --> 00:50:12,067
Every decision I make,
1093
00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:13,612
every second of my life
1094
00:50:13,695 --> 00:50:15,616
is based on what someone else
wants or needs,
1095
00:50:15,741 --> 00:50:19,373
it's like a fucking
straitjacket.
1096
00:50:19,456 --> 00:50:21,836
And then there's you,
1097
00:50:21,878 --> 00:50:25,636
saying consequences
are proof of power.
1098
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,105
You can do anything you want.
1099
00:50:31,146 --> 00:50:32,525
All of it's good, do it.
1100
00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:36,240
Because none of it
means anything.
1101
00:50:36,282 --> 00:50:37,535
Was it hard
1102
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:41,375
to kill someone the first time?
1103
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,878
Maggie...
1104
00:50:44,882 --> 00:50:46,636
None of it's hard.
1105
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,912
Dead cops aren't good
for business.
1106
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:03,169
Find them.
1107
00:51:11,811 --> 00:51:13,774
There was a complication.
1108
00:51:13,815 --> 00:51:14,942
Small.
1109
00:51:15,068 --> 00:51:16,070
So?
1110
00:51:16,153 --> 00:51:17,072
So nothing.
1111
00:51:17,197 --> 00:51:18,449
I've got it under control.
1112
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,411
This isn't like you, Wilkes.
1113
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,583
One complicated night
in a decade
1114
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,294
isn't a bad track record.
1115
00:51:24,378 --> 00:51:27,300
I hope you know
where my body is.
1116
00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:31,643
You're watching me.
1117
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,691
Maybe.
1118
00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:36,903
On and off.
1119
00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:42,080
That wasn't part of the deal.
1120
00:51:42,163 --> 00:51:43,792
Neither is lying to me.
1121
00:51:45,838 --> 00:51:47,048
Even great white sharks
1122
00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:49,052
have their predators, Wilkes.
1123
00:51:49,094 --> 00:51:50,221
Two hours.
1124
00:51:50,346 --> 00:51:51,683
Sort your mess out.
1125
00:51:51,725 --> 00:51:53,436
Don't let me down.
1126
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,677
Fuck me!
1127
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,180
Don't touch your face, Jack.
1128
00:52:11,221 --> 00:52:13,184
It's basically acid.
1129
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,687
Okay.
1130
00:52:14,729 --> 00:52:15,731
What's next?
1131
00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:19,614
Burn off his fingerprints.
1132
00:52:19,697 --> 00:52:21,241
You, it's your turn.
1133
00:52:21,366 --> 00:52:22,578
Now.
1134
00:52:26,251 --> 00:52:27,253
Okay.
1135
00:52:36,271 --> 00:52:38,777
Okay.
1136
00:52:40,739 --> 00:52:42,408
Shit.
1137
00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:44,412
The skin is coming off!
1138
00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:46,584
- God.
- Fuck!
1139
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:47,962
Okay!
1140
00:52:48,003 --> 00:52:49,590
Fuck.
1141
00:52:49,632 --> 00:52:50,634
He's leaking.
1142
00:52:50,759 --> 00:52:52,262
He's leaking, he's leaking.
1143
00:52:52,345 --> 00:52:53,389
Okay.
1144
00:52:53,472 --> 00:52:54,767
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1145
00:52:54,892 --> 00:52:56,270
Why isn't Alan
1146
00:52:56,395 --> 00:52:58,525
doing any of this
gross shit?
1147
00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:00,529
He's the one that got us
into this mess.
1148
00:53:00,654 --> 00:53:02,533
Hey! One of us
has to keep our eye
1149
00:53:02,616 --> 00:53:04,035
on the bigger picture, okay?
1150
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,539
I will look up the instructions,
1151
00:53:05,622 --> 00:53:07,041
and you two carry them out.
1152
00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:08,127
Thank you.
1153
00:53:08,168 --> 00:53:09,547
Chop, chop.
1154
00:53:18,815 --> 00:53:21,320
We need to find that body, now.
1155
00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:24,159
You said "we."
1156
00:53:33,553 --> 00:53:34,931
Okay, this is them.
1157
00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:36,308
They're at a hardware store
1158
00:53:36,433 --> 00:53:38,062
10 blocks from here.
1159
00:53:38,187 --> 00:53:41,945
Alan is doing a Google search.
1160
00:53:42,028 --> 00:53:43,531
Trying to destroy a body,
1161
00:53:43,573 --> 00:53:45,953
by the looks of it.
1162
00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:48,290
Now I can tap into
any camera in the area
1163
00:53:48,332 --> 00:53:50,963
with a built-in sensor
or actuator.
1164
00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:54,553
There they are.
1165
00:53:56,473 --> 00:53:57,559
Is this live?
1166
00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,312
It was 10 minutes ago.
1167
00:53:59,354 --> 00:54:00,607
If I connect Alan and Jack
1168
00:54:00,732 --> 00:54:01,859
using Find My Friends,
1169
00:54:01,943 --> 00:54:03,738
we can track them
with Jack's phone.
1170
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,372
Body cam footage
is instantly uploaded
1171
00:54:08,497 --> 00:54:10,669
to a cloud server.
1172
00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:13,340
Can you access that server?
1173
00:54:13,465 --> 00:54:16,597
It'll be traceable
to this computer.
1174
00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:18,977
I'm okay with that.
1175
00:54:19,102 --> 00:54:20,605
Me too.
1176
00:54:20,689 --> 00:54:23,235
Find the video we're in
and delete it.
1177
00:54:27,745 --> 00:54:30,834
We should send it to them.
1178
00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:33,130
We've already sent the photos.
1179
00:54:33,255 --> 00:54:35,259
Let's have a little fun.
1180
00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:46,657
Hey, Officer.
1181
00:54:54,715 --> 00:54:55,634
Hey!
1182
00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:57,846
Trick or treat, motherfucker.
1183
00:54:57,888 --> 00:54:59,642
Yeah, what's up, boy?
1184
00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,660
You guys look great.
1185
00:55:08,743 --> 00:55:11,039
Dunder Mifflin for the win!
1186
00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,545
Shit.
1187
00:55:34,628 --> 00:55:36,757
Shit, get over here.
1188
00:55:36,799 --> 00:55:37,926
Guys.
1189
00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,763
Look, we have a dead body here.
1190
00:55:43,813 --> 00:55:44,613
We need your help.
1191
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:45,901
Someone has been murdered.
1192
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,153
Okay, okay,
it's gettin' away from us here.
1193
00:55:47,195 --> 00:55:48,606
This isn't what it
looks like, Officer.
1194
00:55:48,656 --> 00:55:51,036
Just listen to me,
my name is Alan Morgan Adams.
1195
00:55:52,915 --> 00:55:54,585
What is this guy's problem?
1196
00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:55,921
Oh, my God!
1197
00:55:55,962 --> 00:55:56,964
Oh, my God.
1198
00:55:57,048 --> 00:55:58,425
Oh, my God, oh my God.
1199
00:55:58,467 --> 00:55:59,879
- Okay...
- Hey, hey.
1200
00:55:59,929 --> 00:56:01,974
- What do we do?
- Focus, focus, focus.
1201
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,937
No, what do we do,
what do we do?
1202
00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:05,807
There is no footage
of us killing the cop
1203
00:56:05,857 --> 00:56:07,443
because we didn't
actually do it.
1204
00:56:07,485 --> 00:56:08,863
He's just trying
to freak us out.
1205
00:56:08,947 --> 00:56:10,065
He's trying to make us crack,
1206
00:56:10,115 --> 00:56:11,201
that is all he's doing.
1207
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,372
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, well, it's working.
1208
00:56:13,497 --> 00:56:14,833
I'm cracked.
1209
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,671
Alan, I need you to log on
1210
00:56:16,712 --> 00:56:17,798
to Jack's Apple account,
1211
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:18,841
Find My iPhone,
1212
00:56:18,925 --> 00:56:20,219
and then delete
all the messages.
1213
00:56:20,302 --> 00:56:21,102
That's it.
1214
00:56:21,221 --> 00:56:24,310
Wait, how do I do any of that?
1215
00:56:24,352 --> 00:56:25,354
Are you kidding me?
1216
00:56:25,479 --> 00:56:26,439
You do it then, Jack!
1217
00:56:26,481 --> 00:56:28,443
- I don't know how!
- Exactly!
1218
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,949
I pay nerds to do that for me.
1219
00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,493
All right?
1220
00:56:35,124 --> 00:56:35,959
Maggie.
1221
00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,003
Maggie, Maggie's h...
1222
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:38,005
Maggie's helping him.
1223
00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:39,007
Wait, the blonde
1224
00:56:39,132 --> 00:56:40,172
that was with him tonight?
1225
00:56:40,259 --> 00:56:42,013
Yeah, the one that
was dressed as...
1226
00:56:42,138 --> 00:56:43,850
Elsa from Frozen.
1227
00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:44,893
- Yeah.
- Wow!
1228
00:56:44,977 --> 00:56:46,731
Marie Antoinette, you dipshit!
1229
00:56:46,772 --> 00:56:48,150
Do you know anything
about anything
1230
00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:50,655
that's not been made
into an action figure?
1231
00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,659
I'm so sorry, professor.
1232
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:53,786
I'm not an expert
1233
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,790
in Civil War history, okay?
1234
00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:56,876
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
1235
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,036
hold on, you guys,
it says here
1236
00:56:58,086 --> 00:57:00,007
the lye is gonna take
like hours to work.
1237
00:57:00,132 --> 00:57:01,844
Shit.
We have to heat it
1238
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,263
to almost a thousand degrees?
1239
00:57:03,347 --> 00:57:04,975
You didn't think to tell us that
1240
00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:05,977
before we started?
1241
00:57:06,019 --> 00:57:07,146
You could've looked it up
1242
00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:08,524
your-fucking-self, Dot!
1243
00:57:08,608 --> 00:57:10,277
Call me Dot
one more fucking time.
1244
00:57:10,402 --> 00:57:11,354
What you gonna do?
1245
00:57:11,404 --> 00:57:12,691
Do something.
1246
00:57:12,741 --> 00:57:13,910
I surrender and I let go,
1247
00:57:13,993 --> 00:57:15,162
I surrender and I let go.
1248
00:57:15,245 --> 00:57:15,997
Do that.
1249
00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:17,918
It says here we could also
1250
00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,797
burn the entire body,
that would work.
1251
00:57:19,922 --> 00:57:21,509
What website are you on?
1252
00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,511
Wikipedia.
1253
00:57:22,552 --> 00:57:23,554
What?
1254
00:57:23,638 --> 00:57:24,590
Okay, you know what,
1255
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,717
it's not as if we can start
1256
00:57:25,767 --> 00:57:26,894
a fire in here anyway, so.
1257
00:57:26,936 --> 00:57:28,146
Yeah, actually, never mind
1258
00:57:28,188 --> 00:57:29,265
because it has to be hot enough
1259
00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,317
to turn him into ash,
1260
00:57:30,442 --> 00:57:32,196
not just a bubbly stew person.
1261
00:57:32,279 --> 00:57:33,950
That's great.
1262
00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:37,206
So...
1263
00:57:37,289 --> 00:57:39,293
Hospitals, clinics, mortuaries,
1264
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:40,672
they... they have incinerators.
1265
00:57:40,755 --> 00:57:42,383
My mom, she used to work
at a hospital,
1266
00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:43,678
and they'd also discard
1267
00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,381
like the old placentas
and the foreskins and stuff,
1268
00:57:45,431 --> 00:57:46,717
they burn them
at the end of the night.
1269
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,019
Right, right, right,
right, right, okay.
1270
00:57:48,061 --> 00:57:49,940
I can work with that.
1271
00:57:50,065 --> 00:57:51,527
Is the real world too gory
1272
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:52,654
for you, Monster Maker?
1273
00:57:52,696 --> 00:57:53,573
Yes.
1274
00:57:53,698 --> 00:57:55,075
Yes, it is, actually.
1275
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,829
- That's the whole point.
- Hold on.
1276
00:57:56,954 --> 00:57:58,331
Would a funeral home work?
1277
00:57:58,457 --> 00:57:59,417
There's one on Hooper Street.
1278
00:57:59,459 --> 00:58:01,171
Yes, yeah, that's perfect.
1279
00:58:01,212 --> 00:58:03,801
I don't know
about that, Dot.
1280
00:58:04,845 --> 00:58:05,805
...rothy.
1281
00:58:05,847 --> 00:58:07,684
Think about it.
1282
00:58:07,726 --> 00:58:09,563
We already broke
into this building.
1283
00:58:09,605 --> 00:58:10,815
Now you want us to break
1284
00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:11,859
into other buildings?
1285
00:58:11,984 --> 00:58:13,487
There's... there's more bodies.
1286
00:58:13,613 --> 00:58:14,238
Yes!
1287
00:58:14,322 --> 00:58:15,242
The faster that we feed
1288
00:58:15,324 --> 00:58:16,619
this fucker to the incinerator,
1289
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,121
the faster that this is done.
1290
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:19,446
We take your trust fund money,
1291
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,793
we buy plane tickets to Jamaica,
1292
00:58:20,835 --> 00:58:22,714
and we spend the rest
of our miserable year
1293
00:58:22,839 --> 00:58:23,841
drinking mojitos
1294
00:58:23,925 --> 00:58:26,597
and having threesomes
on the beach.
1295
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,849
Okay, yeah.
1296
00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,978
Lead us to a funeral home.
1297
00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:31,314
Okay, great.
1298
00:58:31,356 --> 00:58:32,433
Clear your browser history,
1299
00:58:32,483 --> 00:58:33,435
put him back in the cart.
1300
00:58:33,485 --> 00:58:34,863
You, clean this shit up.
1301
00:58:36,324 --> 00:58:37,368
You know neither one of us
1302
00:58:37,493 --> 00:58:38,996
is gonna be
in that threesome, right?
1303
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,750
Yeah, I know.
1304
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,754
- Now!
- Yeah, okay.
1305
00:58:55,028 --> 00:58:57,241
Shit, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1306
00:59:05,382 --> 00:59:07,469
Come on,
let's cut through here.
1307
00:59:29,013 --> 00:59:30,558
Can you hurry up?
1308
01:00:49,256 --> 01:00:51,637
I don't understand you,
1309
01:00:51,762 --> 01:00:53,097
but I feel like you might be
1310
01:00:53,139 --> 01:00:54,350
the first person I've met
1311
01:00:54,391 --> 01:00:58,526
in a very long time...
1312
01:00:58,651 --> 01:01:00,905
that understands me.
1313
01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:40,568
After you kill them,
1314
01:01:40,693 --> 01:01:42,321
after tonight,
1315
01:01:42,446 --> 01:01:45,076
you can teach me some things.
1316
01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,456
I can teach you some things.
1317
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,668
We can be together,
1318
01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,548
just the two of us,
1319
01:01:51,673 --> 01:01:53,802
doing anything we want.
1320
01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:05,952
There is no "we."
1321
01:03:25,611 --> 01:03:26,863
This is it.
1322
01:03:28,992 --> 01:03:30,663
Let's do this.
1323
01:03:31,915 --> 01:03:33,501
Can I help you, ma'am?
1324
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,879
Hi, yes,
1325
01:03:34,921 --> 01:03:36,048
we need your help.
1326
01:03:36,132 --> 01:03:37,627
We have a dead body,
and there's this guy,
1327
01:03:37,677 --> 01:03:38,637
and he's trying to kill us...
1328
01:03:38,679 --> 01:03:39,964
Please press the button
1329
01:03:40,014 --> 01:03:41,308
before speaking, ma'am.
1330
01:03:41,433 --> 01:03:43,689
Oh, my God!
1331
01:03:43,772 --> 01:03:44,941
We have a dead body,
1332
01:03:45,024 --> 01:03:47,655
someone is trying to kill us.
1333
01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:49,659
Open the fucking door!
1334
01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,834
Come, come.
1335
01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:57,884
Is that...
1336
01:03:57,925 --> 01:03:59,428
Yeah, yes, yes.
1337
01:03:59,554 --> 01:04:00,764
Well, shit.
1338
01:04:00,806 --> 01:04:03,019
Where are his goddamn teeth?
1339
01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:05,941
Oh, my God, why does everyone
1340
01:04:06,066 --> 01:04:07,194
keep pulling guns on us?
1341
01:04:07,319 --> 01:04:08,981
We don't got time for this,
all right?
1342
01:04:09,031 --> 01:04:10,074
He's gonna kill us.
1343
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,202
Who?
1344
01:04:17,965 --> 01:04:19,969
Shit, I knew
that was gonna happen!
1345
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,230
- Get in!
- I'm coming!
1346
01:04:34,999 --> 01:04:36,711
No. No.
1347
01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,339
No, no.
1348
01:04:38,464 --> 01:04:39,968
No!
1349
01:04:40,051 --> 01:04:40,928
I'm sorry, guys.
1350
01:04:40,970 --> 01:04:42,430
I can't fuckin' do this.
1351
01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:44,184
I am out!
1352
01:04:44,226 --> 01:04:45,938
What?
1353
01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,942
Come back, you asshole!
1354
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,946
- Jack!
- Fuck!
1355
01:04:49,988 --> 01:04:51,115
Okay.
1356
01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,630
- Where'd he go?
- I don't know.
1357
01:05:00,008 --> 01:05:01,886
God, what is my deal?
1358
01:05:02,012 --> 01:05:03,139
I'm sorry, Dorothy.
1359
01:05:03,222 --> 01:05:04,892
I'm sorry I got us into this.
1360
01:05:04,976 --> 01:05:06,554
I'm sorry I'm always
up in everyone's face,
1361
01:05:06,604 --> 01:05:08,399
I'm always pressuring people
into doing shit.
1362
01:05:08,482 --> 01:05:11,030
I'm sorry I can never stop
running my fucking mouth.
1363
01:05:11,155 --> 01:05:12,658
Calm down, it's fine.
1364
01:05:19,463 --> 01:05:20,883
What the...
1365
01:05:21,008 --> 01:05:22,260
what the fuck are you doing?
1366
01:05:22,344 --> 01:05:24,097
Somebody's trying
to kill us right now.
1367
01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:25,601
- Are you...
- Right, no, I...
1368
01:05:25,642 --> 01:05:26,853
Fuck you. Go.
1369
01:05:26,895 --> 01:05:28,523
Go to the incinerator please.
1370
01:05:28,648 --> 01:05:30,485
Yeah, okay.
1371
01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:33,992
Wait, what am I supposed to do
1372
01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:34,911
once I find it?
1373
01:05:34,994 --> 01:05:35,996
It's an oven, Alan.
1374
01:05:36,038 --> 01:05:37,666
Do you know how
to turn on an oven?
1375
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:38,919
Okay.
1376
01:05:44,931 --> 01:05:47,268
Where the fuck are you?
1377
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,165
Fuck.
1378
01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:04,177
Good luck getting in here.
1379
01:06:18,289 --> 01:06:19,584
Fuck!
1380
01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:36,951
Shit.
1381
01:07:03,003 --> 01:07:04,339
Shit.
1382
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:21,916
What is wrong with you?
1383
01:07:22,041 --> 01:07:24,087
Keep it together.
1384
01:07:24,129 --> 01:07:26,509
You fuckin' pussy.
1385
01:07:26,593 --> 01:07:28,095
You got this.
1386
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,020
You got this.
1387
01:07:45,881 --> 01:07:47,383
Jack!
1388
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,453
Alan!
1389
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,462
Seriously, that's all you have?
1390
01:08:09,512 --> 01:08:11,006
It was all I could find,
Dorothy.
1391
01:08:11,056 --> 01:08:13,102
Oh, my God, you scared
the shit outta me.
1392
01:08:13,227 --> 01:08:14,312
Is this it, this is it?
1393
01:08:14,354 --> 01:08:15,766
Yeah, it's gonna take
a minute to heat up.
1394
01:08:15,816 --> 01:08:16,984
We don't have a minute, Alan.
1395
01:08:17,068 --> 01:08:18,548
The son of a bitch
is in the building.
1396
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,865
- What?
- Yeah.
1397
01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:20,951
Are you serious?
1398
01:08:20,992 --> 01:08:22,195
It has to get
to like 1400 degrees
1399
01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,497
or it's not gonna work.
1400
01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:24,834
Oh, my God.
1401
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,754
Oh, my God,
we're gonna die tonight.
1402
01:08:26,838 --> 01:08:27,840
We're gonna die tonight.
1403
01:08:27,881 --> 01:08:29,217
We're gonna fucking die
tonight.
1404
01:08:29,259 --> 01:08:30,136
No, no, okay,
1405
01:08:30,261 --> 01:08:31,213
don't check out on me now.
1406
01:08:31,263 --> 01:08:32,303
Just get this thing going,
1407
01:08:32,390 --> 01:08:33,852
I have an idea.
1408
01:08:33,893 --> 01:08:34,895
Fuck.
1409
01:08:55,394 --> 01:08:56,731
Shit.
1410
01:09:10,299 --> 01:09:12,178
Please, God.
1411
01:09:12,303 --> 01:09:14,767
Please let me live.
1412
01:09:14,809 --> 01:09:17,438
Please, little sweet baby Jesus.
1413
01:09:17,523 --> 01:09:19,693
Please let me live.
1414
01:09:19,777 --> 01:09:21,781
I'll give all my money to kids.
1415
01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,325
I promise.
1416
01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,789
I'll live my life like
it's Christmas every day.
1417
01:09:25,831 --> 01:09:27,041
I'll live my life in the past,
1418
01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:30,172
the present, and the future.
1419
01:09:30,256 --> 01:09:32,678
I will never do any drugs,
1420
01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:35,015
and I won't disrespect women.
1421
01:09:35,057 --> 01:09:37,813
Please, sweet Jesus,
let me live.
1422
01:09:50,045 --> 01:09:51,423
Okay, okay.
1423
01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:58,015
No, no!
1424
01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:11,568
Shit.
1425
01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:25,982
Don't worry.
1426
01:12:26,065 --> 01:12:28,320
I'm just gonna take the body,
1427
01:12:28,361 --> 01:12:30,073
and then you can go home.
1428
01:12:37,881 --> 01:12:39,718
I'm sor...
1429
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,762
I am so sorry,
1430
01:12:40,845 --> 01:12:42,097
I really did think
I could do that
1431
01:12:42,139 --> 01:12:43,976
with a straight face there.
1432
01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,537
Where's the girl?
1433
01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:02,137
Okay.
1434
01:13:02,263 --> 01:13:03,473
Careful now.
1435
01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:04,643
You don't want to miss me
1436
01:13:04,768 --> 01:13:06,229
and hit your boyfriend there.
1437
01:13:09,528 --> 01:13:10,613
Fucking shoot him!
1438
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,534
Fucking hold him still!
1439
01:13:13,243 --> 01:13:14,120
Fuck!
1440
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,707
Find the goddamn gun!
1441
01:13:39,378 --> 01:13:40,923
I can't reach it!
1442
01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:01,214
I got it.
1443
01:15:15,863 --> 01:15:18,869
This is what death
looks like, boy.
1444
01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:26,425
I hope that one drink
was worth it.
1445
01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:47,259
How does death look now,
asshole?
1446
01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:51,382
Jesus Christ.
1447
01:17:51,423 --> 01:17:53,052
I only asked you
to deliver him.
1448
01:17:53,177 --> 01:17:55,808
You said you wanted
to make a statement.
1449
01:17:55,891 --> 01:17:58,187
There's your statement.
1450
01:17:58,312 --> 01:18:00,191
The money is transferred.
1451
01:18:06,161 --> 01:18:07,455
I trust if you're satisfied
1452
01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:10,086
we can put tonight's...
difficulties
1453
01:18:10,169 --> 01:18:11,548
behind us.
1454
01:18:11,590 --> 01:18:14,679
Have all the complications
been dealt with?
1455
01:18:14,721 --> 01:18:16,808
No loose ends.
1456
01:18:46,576 --> 01:18:49,373
You hear that BS?
1457
01:18:49,498 --> 01:18:51,126
The phone is dead.
1458
01:18:51,210 --> 01:18:53,966
Even the phone is dead!
1459
01:18:54,007 --> 01:18:55,886
I killed you.
1460
01:18:55,970 --> 01:18:56,972
Hell is empty,
1461
01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:59,267
and all the devils are here.
1462
01:19:01,648 --> 01:19:03,025
I just wanted
1463
01:19:03,150 --> 01:19:06,533
a little bit of what you had.
1464
01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:09,539
But I'm a fast learner.
1465
01:19:09,622 --> 01:19:12,753
Stabbing me wasn't very nice.
1466
01:19:15,509 --> 01:19:18,014
Maggie!
1467
01:19:18,097 --> 01:19:20,101
But can I tell you a secret?
1468
01:19:20,143 --> 01:19:23,650
I'm so happy to be rid
of any delusions.
1469
01:19:27,658 --> 01:19:29,286
No, no.
1470
01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:51,706
Costume.
1471
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:55,923
Amazeballs.
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