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FROM HERE ON OUT - Kill or be Kilt (103)
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Call sheet says
you're the director.
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Wut?
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Hola, Mr. TV Man.
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There might be a part
for you in my TV show.
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I'm very, very shy.
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- Rico!
- Sean!
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Should I tell you that I can't swim?
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Definitely good to know
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Oh, no!!! Don't worry! I'll save you!
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He's dead.
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The impact of the fall
must have knocked off his swimsuit.
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No tongue in the sex scenes.
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He said, no tongue!
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Stop being straight!
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What!
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Gay actor, or no Gay Spy Show.
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We have got to make a pact.
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You are gay!
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(sexy music)
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Stop it! Ooh oh!
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Yeah! Spank me!
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Yeah.
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Yeah, spank me sweetie *slap*
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♪slap♪ Sam, are you ready?
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Rico!
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Hola, Mr. Jimmy!
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What are you doing?
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What's your name? Patric.
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I'm doing Patric.
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Okay, and who's Patric?
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- Cousin. Friend.
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We are a very friendly family.
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I see that.
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You wanna join us in?
You can be our uncle.
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We're being very bad.
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- Ooh. Rico, you know you
shouldn't be in here!
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Out! This is Sam's dressing room!
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Oh! It's a dressing room!
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I thought Devina said
it was an UNdressing room!
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My boo-boo! Let's go, cousin!
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♪knocking♪ Sam, you in there?
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- They gone?
- Ugh, sorry about that.
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Lemme see!
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Who's gonna believe
I'm a serious spy in this?
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I have belts wider than this.
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This episode's called Kill or be Kilt,
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nor Kill or be Mini-Kilt.
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Well, you make it look,
uh, masculine ish
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Why aren't we shooting?
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The crew is having a "Non-Union Meeting"
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either about money or,
if we're lucky, yesterday's
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tuna salad sandwiches.
Dude, that tuna did taste funky.
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This is so hard!
How am I supposed to shoot
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a second episode season on no money?
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I mean, we blew the budget on the first
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episode. Well here's some good news.
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Everyone's buying that
you and I are a couple. Oh.
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This morning I updated
my facebook status to
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in a relationship. Ugh! Already?
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We just started fake
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hooking up! Don't get all lesbian
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on me and rush into things.
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At least accept my damn
request! It's awkward
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dating someone that's not
even on my friends list.
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I've sorta been busy.
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You know, Jimmy, maybe, uh, you
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should take our relationship
a little more seriously.
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I just fake came out to everyone I know
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this morning and got 216 likes!
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It's been a very
accepting experience!
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I'm sorry. That's sweet.
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Thanks! That's all I wanted.
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I've been a bad boy!
Why, what did you do?
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Just spank me, Uncle Jimmy!
Ah, oh.
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Oh yeah. Spank.
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Spank me hard!
I've been very bad!
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♪slap♪ Yes, yes.
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(door closes) All right.
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♪slap, slap, slap, slap♪
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From here on out
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There is no more second best
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Erase all doubt
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I'm better than the rest!
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I used to stand aside,
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While others plowed ahead,
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But now I'm taking charge
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My wings are gonna spread.
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Don't underestimate me
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So listen, here's the deal.
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To those who think I'm broken
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Look out! I'm at the wheel
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From here on out
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Everybody cheer! scream and shout!
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Get used to it. I'm here!
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(busy office music)
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Morning, Dotty.
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Hold it right there, Randell!
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Where do you think you're going?
I need to see Taylor!
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Are you an employee?
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Did you have a stroke?
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You know who I am.
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I do. And you need an appointment.
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And I'm not seeing one here!
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Mr Nukem does have an opening
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a week on Tuesday,
shall I pensil you in?
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Dotty, I am in a hurry!
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We need to start shooting soon.
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Well, I shall notify Mr Nukem of your
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time constraints when he comes out
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of a very important meeting.
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Or when I feel like it!
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Would you like a juice box
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while you're waiting? In silence?
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Thank you.
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But, as you know, time is money.
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The company that Taylor
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is president of's money.
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Don't put that down there!
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Were you raised by
Neanderthal gypsies?
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Or what? USE THE COASTER!
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Oh
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Sorry!
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Sorry isn't going to cut it,
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that table costs 12 thousand dollars!
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WHAT! gah! ah!
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Who's gonna pay 12 thousand dollars for
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an okay ish coffee table! That's insane!
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I looked it up, it's an original Luigi!
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It's a piece of art!
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It's an Ampersand!
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Randell,
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did Taylor eat anything at that
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TV Show yesterday that
I didn't pack for him?
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I I think he had a tuna salad sandwich.
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Then that's why he threw up on Brad!
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Unbelievable! Ugh!
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I told him never to eat anything
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you filthy show-people touch!
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(stomach gurgling)
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Taylor?
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You got a minute?
- Wuddup Dawg?
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I was gonna come watch filming
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today, but I have to stay
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near the office dealing
with a few unexpected
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emergencies (stomach gurgling)
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Well, I just wanted to let you know
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that money came very tight.
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Hold that thought. BRAD,
get in here and take notes!
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Just one minute, I gotta fini - NOW!
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So, what is up with this whole, uh
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s-e-x thing with you and Guy Dubai?
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Oh well, uh, uh.
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Sam and I just have this instant
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chemistry together . Oh, chemistry!
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Good, good. - I sure don't it
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Did I say that out loud?
Little bit.
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And what about, uh,
everything else?
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Like you being way older
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than him and stuff?
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Oh, well, I'm probably not THAT
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much older than Sam.
- And, uh, what
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about him being, like, way hotter
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than you and stuff? Wow.
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Aheh well, we're just attracted
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to eachothers minds.
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Ahahahahahah!
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That's priceless.
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Priceless, Brad, are you getting this?
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Uh, why are we taking notes?
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No reason! Well, there is a reason,
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but I'm not going to tell
you until next episode!
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Next episode!
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New York saw an early cut of season one
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of Guy Dubai International Gay Spy,
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you know, the Hawaiian episode and
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they have decided to expand season two!
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It is now a full two episodes!
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That is TERRIFIC!
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Yay! A two Episode season two!
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Wow! Well now
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we can put more money in the show,
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because the crew - Brad, listen
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I promised New York that if we
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bundled season two
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into a full two episodes,
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costs would go down, so I am
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cutting your budget by 10%.
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That's not possible!
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We're barely paying people as it is.
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Calm down! Calm down!
Once the show
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starts airing and
my new promotion plan
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kicks in, advertizers will be begging
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for ad time. We'll get a green light
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for an unprecedented third season!
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Which means we're a hit.
And we start
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crankin' out episode after episode.
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There's no stopping us!
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Box DVD sets!
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Syndication! The crowd roars!
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Roar. Roar.
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Taylor! If you could just
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get us two thousand dollars more,
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I could make this work.
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I double your season
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and you nag about money?
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Where is the love?
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It's there. It's
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it's buried under a thin layer of reality,
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but it's there!
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That's the spirit (stomach gurgling).
Now, out
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both of you. I need to lay
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my head on my desk until
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my tummy feels better
(continued stomach gurgling)
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(farts and groans)
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By the way,
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congratulations on dating Sam. It's
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unbelievable. Thanks.
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And while we're alone,
I was wondering
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if I could talk to you a minute, uh
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about the show.
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Are you gonna ask me for a roll?
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Heh heh! No, of course not.
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I'd be happy with a small one.
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Brad!
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You're just an office worker
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at Here TV. Guy Dubai is
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a professional cable television show
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with real actors.
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You gave that maid a part.
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Yes, but she's a talented actress
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and she brings something else to
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the table as well. A free location.
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Well, then, Jimmy,
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I can bring
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something to the table, too.
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I'm listening.
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Free office supplies.
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Oh!
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Brad! Ooh!
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Poor, naive Brad! What!
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I'm a producer now!
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I've known where the supply room
was my first day of auditions.
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You're gonna have to do much better
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than that. Excuse me.
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I have a crew to bribe with
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free pink highlighters
and toilet seat covers.
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♪fart, fart♪ Brad! Potty emergency!
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Man your stations, this is not a drill!
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♪fart♪
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Okay, you just might need one of these
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I took the last box.
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(spy music)
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(squirt sounds)
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♪plane flying noise, interrupted by geese♪
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(bagpipe music) Fiona! Fiona!
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Enough with the Bleedin' Bagpipes!
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(bagpipes fade off sadly) What's so
important that you be shouting
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clear across Locknee
Village Tavern about, Haggis?
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I was just wondering what
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you might be recommending for dinner?
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Me specials today
are me rumbledethumps
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with a side of me Tattles and neeps.
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I am not a hottie tottie!
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No one touches my
Tatties and Neeps!
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Cut!
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Devina, uh, tatties is
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Scottish for potatoes, and Neeps
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are turnips.
He is just ordering food!
270
00:12:09,303 --> 00:12:12,098
Ohhh! Good. Okay. Okay.
271
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,353
From Fiona's tatties and neeps line
272
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and ACTION!
273
00:12:18,327 --> 00:12:19,982
I'm sure you'd enjoy me
274
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:22,112
rumbledethumps with
a side of me Tatties
275
00:12:22,363 --> 00:12:24,414
and neeps. They are delicious
276
00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:26,929
Scottish food and not dirty at all!
277
00:12:27,156 --> 00:12:29,391
I'll take a wee platefull!
278
00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:32,714
We don't get many visitors
279
00:12:32,928 --> 00:12:34,573
in this village, stranger!
280
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:35,840
Who are ye?
281
00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:38,575
I'm Dubai. Guy Dubai. I'm here on
282
00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:40,944
International business.
283
00:12:41,314 --> 00:12:42,357
Take a load off
284
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,006
and I'll be right with ye!
285
00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:46,638
Popular place!
286
00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:50,849
Every seat taken but this one.
287
00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:52,488
Mind if I join you?
288
00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:54,296
Tis a free country,
289
00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:56,323
laddie! Or it used to be.
290
00:12:56,554 --> 00:12:57,630
What's your name?
291
00:12:57,976 --> 00:13:00,271
Haggis. Haggis.
292
00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:02,675
Can't help but notice
293
00:13:02,889 --> 00:13:04,707
that your penis has been circumcised.
294
00:13:04,946 --> 00:13:07,476
You're not from around
these parts, are you?
295
00:13:07,658 --> 00:13:09,818
Not originally. But you'll learn
296
00:13:10,042 --> 00:13:13,101
that once folks find
their way to Locknee Village,
297
00:13:13,289 --> 00:13:15,638
they hardly find their way out.
298
00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:19,557
Name yer poison.
299
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,678
I'd prefer to use cyanide,
but sometimes
300
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:25,130
I use oh! There's a word
301
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,415
that catches my eye.
302
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,948
I'll take a big serving of that.
303
00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:32,009
One cock-a-leekie soup, coming up!
304
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,179
You're not wearing a kilt!
305
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:38,306
Kilts be the law in Locknee or else!
306
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,125
Peter, Paul, and Mary!
307
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:43,390
The Kilt Inspector coming
straight for us!
308
00:13:43,617 --> 00:13:45,239
Take off your clothes.
309
00:13:45,403 --> 00:13:47,177
I thought I'd have
my Cock-a-leekie first,
310
00:13:47,395 --> 00:13:48,797
but if you insist!
311
00:13:59,935 --> 00:14:01,399
Perfect!
312
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,734
(door opening)
313
00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:06,708
Well, well, well.
314
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:09,076
(suspenseful music)
315
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:10,839
Let's see who we've got
316
00:14:10,902 --> 00:14:12,894
in Locknee Village
tavern tonight, shall we?
317
00:14:13,214 --> 00:14:14,883
Course, we have
318
00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:16,556
our dear Fiona.
319
00:14:16,808 --> 00:14:19,217
Evening, Mr. Kilt Inspector sir!
320
00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:21,392
Let's have a wee peak, shall we?
321
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,716
There's a good lassie. Carry on.
322
00:14:29,437 --> 00:14:30,565
Haggis!
323
00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:34,182
This must be
the Kilt inspector's lucky day!
324
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:41,242
Excellent.
325
00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:43,773
Very patriotic.
326
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,055
I, uh wouldn't mind
327
00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:48,650
playing a tune on those bags
and that pipe, eh?
328
00:14:48,845 --> 00:14:51,437
And who do we have here?
329
00:14:54,907 --> 00:14:56,930
Someone who doesn't let the likes of you
330
00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,335
look up his kilt.
331
00:14:58,569 --> 00:15:00,694
Is that so? (dramatic music)
332
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:04,502
He's wearing knickers!
333
00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:06,211
He's wearing knickers!
334
00:15:06,454 --> 00:15:08,719
And me forgetting to bring
my handcuffs!
335
00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,928
I'll cuff him with me spare pair!
336
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:12,444
And I thought you were helping me.
337
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,454
I was.
338
00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:18,783
But this
339
00:15:19,656 --> 00:15:20,659
is more interesting
340
00:15:21,037 --> 00:15:22,388
Wearing knickers under a kilt.
341
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:25,251
What are you a spy? If I was,
342
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:26,687
I wouldn't tell you!
343
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,327
Ohh not saying if you're a spy or not, eh?
344
00:15:29,612 --> 00:15:32,093
I'll just have to collect
me some evidence.
345
00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:38,891
Cut!
346
00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:40,871
Devina!
347
00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:44,129
I only had to stop for your ONCE!
348
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:45,765
Very good!
349
00:15:45,964 --> 00:15:47,723
Okay, well, you know let's just take
350
00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:49,662
a 30 minute lunch break,
because that little
351
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,325
meeting this morning
cut into our time.
352
00:15:51,524 --> 00:15:53,010
Jimmy, we're leaving.
353
00:15:53,236 --> 00:15:55,839
What? We're getting paid half
of what we deserve,
354
00:15:56,072 --> 00:15:57,708
so we're working half days.
355
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,902
What, I'm uh, guys! no no!
356
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,605
I'm working on getting
us more money!
357
00:16:01,825 --> 00:16:02,986
I promise I am!
358
00:16:03,603 --> 00:16:06,063
Oh, hey, hey, guess what,
guess what,
359
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,260
uh, we just got picked up
for a third episode!
360
00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,715
So are you two a couple?
Aha.
361
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,982
But you just met and you never
362
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:23,190
kiss and touch, and touch, and kiss
363
00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:25,727
We touch and kiss
all the time when we're alone.
364
00:16:25,995 --> 00:16:27,997
Why don't you kiss for us!
365
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:29,221
Ohhh! Kiss, kiss!
366
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:33,017
Don't you disapprove of gay sex?
367
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,374
No, only slutty whore sex
like this one do!
368
00:16:36,676 --> 00:16:39,196
That's why I pray,
devil come out! - Heh heh!
369
00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:41,354
But it's love, it's good!
370
00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:43,574
You two kiss! Kiss kiss kiss kiss!
371
00:16:44,845 --> 00:16:47,283
Okay. Come on, hunny.
372
00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:51,309
Well Only if you're in the mood.
373
00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:54,926
Alright.
374
00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:00,235
Do this all the time
375
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,314
Uh no (dorky music playing)
376
00:17:03,446 --> 00:17:04,542
Okay
377
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,307
Hehehehe.
378
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,351
Eyyy, that was terrible!
379
00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:14,382
My pee pee just fell off!
380
00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:15,559
Mine, too!
381
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,913
Let's go, so they can practice!
382
00:17:18,574 --> 00:17:20,064
They kiss like sick birds that
383
00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:21,500
are about to die soon.
384
00:17:31,261 --> 00:17:34,521
We may have to work
on our public affection.
I don't want people thinking
385
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,700
I can't please my man!
386
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:38,533
Dude! You friended me!
387
00:17:39,428 --> 00:17:40,471
Of course.
388
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,678
Holy shit! 384 likes
389
00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:44,787
on my relationship status update.
390
00:17:45,025 --> 00:17:47,800
I cannot believe the frikkin
crew walked out!
391
00:17:47,847 --> 00:17:49,424
THIS SUCKS.
392
00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:52,441
But the great news is we
already got the go-ahead
393
00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:54,513
for the third episode!
I bet in the history
394
00:17:54,731 --> 00:17:56,763
of television a few series
lasted less than
395
00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:58,323
that. Make us legit.
396
00:17:59,716 --> 00:18:00,802
It's gonna look so cool on my
397
00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:03,193
IMDB page. Well, don't
get your hopes up yet.
398
00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:04,847
If we can't get this episode
399
00:18:05,022 --> 00:18:06,976
done on budget, it's over, we're sunk!
400
00:18:07,195 --> 00:18:11,124
Come on, it's only money!
We'll think of something!
401
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:14,116
- Any ideas? I got nothing.
402
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,739
Well,
403
00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:18,918
not unless we want
to risk getting arrested.
404
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,754
I'm listening.
405
00:18:22,484 --> 00:18:23,885
(mischievous music)
406
00:18:25,513 --> 00:18:26,637
(elevator ding)
407
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,392
(elevator dings to close)
408
00:18:32,972 --> 00:18:33,916
Okay.
409
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,647
Okay, it's gonna be a snap!
410
00:18:35,816 --> 00:18:37,178
It's right there.
411
00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:39,950
That's worth 12 thousand dollars?
412
00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:41,183
I know, it's zaney!
413
00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:42,366
(crash sound)
414
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:45,502
Just grab one end!
415
00:18:46,632 --> 00:18:48,351
Just what do you think you're doing?
416
00:18:49,437 --> 00:18:50,754
Dotty!
417
00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:52,661
(dorky music)
418
00:18:53,388 --> 00:18:54,384
We're
419
00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,079
What are we doing? Um
420
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,852
We were just
421
00:18:58,098 --> 00:19:00,153
saving the show, that's
what we were doing.
422
00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:02,317
By stealing?! NO!
423
00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:04,411
Let's say
424
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,338
reinvesting assets!
425
00:19:06,598 --> 00:19:08,261
That's good! Let's call it that!
426
00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:10,567
Oh this is getting interesting.
427
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,728
Maybe we should savor the moment
428
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,659
and have ourselves a snort.
429
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:16,465
Okay
430
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,258
Could use one of those.
431
00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:22,941
Never seen that cot before.
432
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,859
What, do you sleep here?
433
00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,292
I don't think this is really about me
434
00:19:27,481 --> 00:19:29,729
right now, is it?
435
00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:32,966
Cheers.
436
00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:34,743
♪glasses clinking♪
437
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,292
Ooh, hoo!
438
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,552
So, you were explaining
439
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:48,454
why, uh, stealing is reinvesting.
440
00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:52,284
So I don't report
you for robbery, right?
441
00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:53,565
Hm.
442
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,686
Bottoms up.
443
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,185
♪glasses clinking♪
444
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,025
Well, as you know,
445
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:05,100
Taylor's hands are tied,
446
00:20:05,297 --> 00:20:06,522
regarding the budget, but
447
00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:07,707
yet, here's this
448
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:10,669
12 thousand dollars coffee table.
449
00:20:10,872 --> 00:20:13,558
Oh God this is boring,
this is so boring!
450
00:20:13,752 --> 00:20:15,278
Let's hit it again.
451
00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:19,022
Mud in your eye!
452
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:21,930
♪glasses clinking♪
453
00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:28,060
So, tell me why I shouldn't
have you two boys arrested?
454
00:20:28,277 --> 00:20:32,202
For peeping at a lady in her nightie.
455
00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:34,079
Hahahaha.
456
00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:35,867
Gotcha!
457
00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:40,409
Oh, please, I don't even think
458
00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:43,384
about sex anymore. Aheh.
459
00:20:43,629 --> 00:20:46,651
But I would love somebody
to rub my little corns.
460
00:20:47,837 --> 00:20:48,995
♪clears throat♪
461
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,857
Let's have another shot.
462
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:54,293
Here, have another one.
463
00:20:55,969 --> 00:20:57,531
Just a little quick one.
464
00:20:57,772 --> 00:20:58,848
(glasses clinking)
465
00:21:05,912 --> 00:21:08,041
Has anybody got a camera?
466
00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:10,891
Oh, I do!
467
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,352
Ahah, yes.
468
00:21:12,574 --> 00:21:15,111
You two boys get up
there with the table,
469
00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:18,128
stand up, hold the table up
470
00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:20,613
pick it up!
471
00:21:23,237 --> 00:21:26,372
Now, put your... put your faces
through those holes.
472
00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:28,703
It's gonna be a good shot, hehe.
473
00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:30,362
Ahahaha.
474
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,861
That's a good one.
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