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From Here on Out Nudity Required (101)
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(heavy breathing, orgasmic sounds)
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Ohh!
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Man, I don't even know your name.
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It's a little late for that.
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Yes, I guess.
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(Frightening music) Ahh! Ahh! Ah!
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Ahhhhh!
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You see.
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That's what I want.
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Just like we did in Dante's Cove.
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and the Lair. Naked guys
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doin' that stuff.
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- Okay. - Well.
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Naked guys stuff is riveting!
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But when I was writing Guy Dubai
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International Gay Spy
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I was thinking maybe a little
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less skin, and a little more
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PLOT
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ish.
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97% of all homosexual men
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who tune in to gay programming
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come because they want to see
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wait for it
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♪click♪
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Mister Pinky.
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Mister Pinky? Okay.
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Who's Mister Pinky?
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You know it's, uh, it's it's it's
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Mister
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Him.
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Uhmmm Mister Pinky is a
- Penis.
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Oh, right! Of course!
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Mister Penis-Pinky
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and I have met.
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But it's been a while.
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So, let's give the audience
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what they want.
Mister Pinky.
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And then what do we do?
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We give 'em more!
The crowd roars!
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Roar.
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Roar. Uh, but, yanno,
I'm just wondering
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if having Pinky requirements
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might be a teeny bit
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restrictive in the creative
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department ish
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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy
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I have been in this business
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for a couple months.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Where's the thingie?
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♪kiss, clap♪
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So, you have submitted 21 scripts
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to Here TV for new
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television pilots in the
past seven years?
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Oh, hen, right, yeah.
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Three a year, aheh.
I like to spread
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my rejection out in
even intervals.
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So I have time to heal in between.
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Well. This time Guy Dubai:
International Gay Spy
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(suspenseful music) is a go.
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Okay! Well,
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You know, at least I'm getting closer.
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Our first meeting! Heh!
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Yay!
- No. No, no, no, no.
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No! I said it's a go.
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We want to do Guy Dubai.
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You do?
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You wanna make it?
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Oh, my God! (inspirational music)
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Oh, my God!!! Okay.
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You're a hugger, woah.
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Ohhh! Ahaha.
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I dunno who you are,
but I'm, I'm hugging you too.
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Oh! Oh, that's just
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my assistant, Brad.
Hugs are wasted on him. Oh!
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Take a seat!
Let's discuss figures. Right!
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So. Right now, we are ready
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to commit to two seasons.
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What! Seriously?
Absolutely.
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Each season will consist of a full
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one episode. Oh.
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After that, it's out of my
hands and up to New York.
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Oh. Okay.
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As you may have heard,
we don't have a lot
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of money, so
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we need to get the
biggest bang for our buck.
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We want you to not only write,
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but also produce.
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Oh! This is so amazing!
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Anyway, uh, here is our budget.
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Okay.
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Seventeen Dollars
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Thirty-eight cents.
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That's a receipt for
your sinus drops.
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Oh! Right! Uh
no, no, no, no.
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Oh, it's this one.
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Right. That's funny.
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Ahahha, okay!
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Oh! Uh, well, that is
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a wee bit better.
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This is for what?
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This is uh
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per day of production?
No.
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That's our total per episode.
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Oh, well.
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Okay, well, that's uh
that's um
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Challenging ish.
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But I'm still super excited!
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Ahahaha. Well. Wonderful.
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There's just one iron clad rule.
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We have got to have
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an openly gay actor
in the lead role.
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The editors at The Advocate and Out
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are gonna be plastering
this guy's face all over
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the place. They are sick
of metrosexual men
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playing gay,
they want the real deal.
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Gay actor.
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Or no Gay Spy show,
got it?
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Got it!
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(music) (Lyrics: From here on out
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There is no more second best, oh-woah-oh
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Erase all doubt!
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I'm better than the rest!
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I used to stand aside,
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While others plowed ahead
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But now I'm taking charge,
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My wings are gonna spread.
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Don't underestimate me
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So listen, here's the deal.
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To those who think I'm broken
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Look out! I'm at the wheel
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From here on out
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Everybody cheer! scream and shout!
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Get used to it. I'm here!)
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(excited music)
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Somebody just greenlighted
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his first television series!
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Well, that's just about the best news
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Nan Dotty's ever heard
in her whole life!
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My little baby's making a TV show!
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Ohh! I know who deserves
a cookie! Oh! mmm.
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MMM! Yummy!
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By the way, Jimmy,
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did you meet
our receptionist Dotty Cooper?
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Just for a minute on
the way in, it's nice to officially
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meet you.
You can have a cookie too.
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Oh, I'll just Okay.
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Thank you!
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Does Brad want a cookie?
mm-hmm!
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Maybe you should earn one.
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Well. I have to go tell New York
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it's a go.
Don't forget
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to take your anti-acid,
Taylor, you're very
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over-excited and you need something
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in your tummy before lunch.
Okaaaay.
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Oh, hold up a minute, Bradley.
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I think there's a leak in the air
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conditioning in that corner.
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So, um, are you
Taylor's Grandmother?
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Oh! That bitch? Not bloody likely.
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A bit more to your left, Brad!
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(squirt gun sounds)
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(mischievous music)
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Oh, dear, look at that,
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it's dripped all over your shirt.
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Oh, I hope it isn't ruined.
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It's just water. It'll blow-dry.
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Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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mm-hmm! Now where we are?
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Oh yes. I was hired
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as Taylor's nanny
the day that he was born.
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And he's a big boy now.
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So, he doesn't need
a nanny anymore.
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So I made receptionist.
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How sweet is that?
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It's Randell, isn't it?
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Oh, well, that's my last name.
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Call me Jimmy.
Randell,
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you do whatever it takes
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to make this little show of yours
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work or I'll F you up big time. Got it?
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Uh-huh!
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My name's Sean.
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Uh, Sean Phillips.
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Uh no! Uh, no!
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You don't need to take your pants off.
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Oh!
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I've never auditioned
with clothes on before.
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Heh, cool!
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What do you want me to do?
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Heh
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Just, you know, just do the scene.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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Um.
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I'm Guy Dubai,
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International Gay Spy.
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Put your hands
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where I can see them.
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But I can't get my hands past this
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big buldge. Wait is that a
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Yes!
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A pistol in my underpants
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and it's about to go off.
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Bang!
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Bang, bang.
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Bang!
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I'm just gonna stop you
right there, aheh.
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I added the bang part.
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Yeah, I noticed. You can
(unintelligible, uncomfortable noise)
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oh, hehe ew
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Zip! Heh, okay.
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Uh, would you turn around for me?
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Yeah, well, no you can
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uh keep on goin'.
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Okay. Ahaha, I, I noticed
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that you check the nudity box.
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Are you willing to nudity
even without a speaking line?
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Oh yeah, yeah Wait.
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Wait. Uh.
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My agent says
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I have a three word minimum.
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Moans
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Don't count.
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Oh! Well,
I'll just make a note of that,
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and we'll keep in touch.
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Oh, oh! Oh! Okay.
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Yeah, hehe.
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Cool. Hehe.
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Shirt. Heheh.
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- Bye! Bye
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Throw 'em away?
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I know I should
but he's sort of adorable
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uh, can't act but so cute
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nobody cares pile.
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Want me to get the next guy?
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I'll just ask Dotty to send him in.
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I I wouldn't do that.
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Why? She's sitting right there!
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♪dialing numbers♪
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♪ring♪
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Yes?
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Miss Cooper, could you please
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send the next actor in?
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You don't sign my paychecks, Baldy,
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so let's not get in the habit
of asking me for crap. Capish?
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Rico Ramirez, you're up!
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(knocking) Come in!
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Hello, my name is Rico
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Ramirez *clears throat*
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Meryl Streep! Ung!
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I am Divina Dubai.
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Put your fingers so I can see!!!
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Uh, excuse me, are you ?
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You bet that's a pistol
under my apron!
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And it's about to go crazy.
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Oh okay I'm sorry,
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there's been some kind of a mistake.
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Who is the guy in the picture?
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Oh, the pool boy.
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Oh. Well. We'll start
a new pile for him.
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And so, who are you?
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I am Divina Sunghe.
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Debina Sushi?
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No! You dyslexic
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retard or something? DEVINA
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with a V!
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Devina Sunghe.
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It means divine, divine,
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beautiful. Its Korean.
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Except for Devina.
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Because one time this Philippino lady
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give my mother a rooster!
275
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,755
I dunno why she
have her a WHOLE rooster
276
00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:56,947
Maybe she's a lesbian!
277
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,040
Fascinating.
278
00:11:59,075 --> 00:12:00,520
But this audition.
279
00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:02,536
I am a maid slash actress
280
00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:05,279
and I can playing lead
in your TV show.
281
00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:07,583
We'll just change name
to Divina Dubai.
282
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:11,030
Well, we may need a few
more tweaks than that.
283
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,988
But thank you for coming in.
284
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:15,021
Then, I accept small role.
285
00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:17,076
I admire your self esteem, but
286
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,523
we gotta get back to auditions.
287
00:12:18,558 --> 00:12:20,802
I'm not going anywhere
until you read
288
00:12:20,837 --> 00:12:22,210
the note on back of photo!
289
00:12:22,245 --> 00:12:24,770
I'm sorry, but we're very
- READ!!!!
290
00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:30,946
Um, Brad?
291
00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:33,074
Uh, will you step out
for a moment, please?
292
00:12:41,257 --> 00:12:42,912
You're bribing me
with a free place to film
293
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,076
in exchange for a roll in the show?
294
00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:47,187
How do you know we even
need a place to shoot?
295
00:12:47,222 --> 00:12:49,515
Who works for your mother
on Tuesdays?
296
00:12:50,659 --> 00:12:53,090
Maria. I don't understand
Maria just
297
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,241
comes and cleans!
Exactly.
298
00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,280
You tell your mother
you need place to film
299
00:12:57,315 --> 00:12:59,328
a gay TV show, she tells Maria, Maria
300
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,144
wants to help, so she
put it up on Maidslist.
301
00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:03,383
What's not to understand?
Maidslist?
302
00:13:03,418 --> 00:13:05,439
Oh! It's like a craigslist, but for things
303
00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:08,046
only maids know.
I check entertainment category
304
00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:11,653
every day, because I'm very
serious actress. You interested?
305
00:13:11,688 --> 00:13:13,564
Or what?
I'm interested.
306
00:13:13,599 --> 00:13:15,044
You got any pictures?
307
00:13:15,435 --> 00:13:16,555
Oh, yeah.
308
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,576
This place is gorgeous!
309
00:13:21,611 --> 00:13:23,136
- Oh! - First episode
takes place in Russia,
310
00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:26,071
but I could tweak. Maybe Hawaii.
311
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,503
And the owners won't
mind if we're there?
312
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:30,854
Never home, always travelling!
313
00:13:30,889 --> 00:13:32,285
Who needs to know?
314
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,085
And we can shoot here for free?
315
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,740
For as long as you give me
part in every show.
316
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,067
I want to guest star.
317
00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:40,764
- Featured extra.
- Co-star.
318
00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:42,266
- Under five.
- Deal!
319
00:13:43,754 --> 00:13:44,808
Hahahahahaha!!!!
320
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,151
Next.
321
00:13:58,815 --> 00:14:01,246
(sexy music)
322
00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:07,877
Hi. I'm Sam Decker.
323
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:12,789
Hi, Sam, um.
324
00:14:14,173 --> 00:14:15,388
I'm uh
325
00:14:16,076 --> 00:14:17,459
I'm Jimmy Randell, uh,
326
00:14:17,494 --> 00:14:19,633
creator of the show, and uh
327
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,081
you'll be reading
328
00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:25,529
with Brad, um, any questions?
329
00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:28,327
Yes. I get the feeling that
330
00:14:28,362 --> 00:14:30,687
Guy Dubai is excellent at his job
331
00:14:30,722 --> 00:14:33,077
but underneath is a sad soul
332
00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:34,949
wanting to find true love.
333
00:14:34,984 --> 00:14:36,855
Am I on the right track?
334
00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:40,842
YES! Yes! DO THAT!
335
00:14:40,877 --> 00:14:42,292
That would be great!
336
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,858
Okay, yeah, whenever you're ready
337
00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:47,752
♪clears throat♪
338
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,057
I'm Guy Dubai
339
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,312
International Gay Spy
340
00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:56,542
Put your hands
where I can see them!
341
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,836
(suspenseful music)
342
00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:03,380
Brad.
343
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,038
♪clears throat♪
344
00:15:05,073 --> 00:15:05,908
Sorry.
345
00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:11,043
But I can't get my hands
past this big buldge.
346
00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:13,379
Wait! is that a
347
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:15,570
Yeah. A pistol in my underpants
348
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,098
and it's about to go off.
349
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,969
Maybe I can help you with that.
350
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:21,088
Maybe later. First I need to tell
351
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:23,239
the C.I. Gay that you murdered Russians'
352
00:15:23,274 --> 00:15:25,894
Czar Nickolas's homosexual
great-great nephew Prince
353
00:15:25,929 --> 00:15:27,366
Agatoff.
354
00:15:30,748 --> 00:15:33,332
Um, this roll requires nudity.
355
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,315
Please, tell me
you're okay with nudity?
356
00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:37,651
Yeah, as long as it's going
357
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,337
with the plot,
and it's done tastefully.
358
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,249
I guess I would.
Great! Take off your shirt.
359
00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:45,769
(dreamy music)
360
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:54,945
- Wow.
Brad!
361
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:58,239
This is a professional work environments.
362
00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:00,453
Drop your pants.
363
00:16:01,717 --> 00:16:03,605
But I'm supposed to leave
the underwear on, right?
364
00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:06,820
Maybe. But let's try not.
365
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:10,443
(dreamy music)
366
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:16,409
Well. That seems inspirational.
367
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:17,944
Uh-huh.
368
00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:20,423
Don't go anywhere.
369
00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:22,902
(dramatic, rushed music)
370
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,125
I found our Guy Dubai.
371
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,044
Kinda busy.
372
00:16:29,079 --> 00:16:30,796
Taylor! This is the lead actor
373
00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:32,492
on your first TV show,
come take a look!
374
00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:34,947
I gave you the recipe
for the perfect stew,
375
00:16:34,982 --> 00:16:36,930
I do VOT need to see every carrot
376
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,969
and potato you throw in the pot!
377
00:16:39,004 --> 00:16:41,321
Just save me a nice guest star roll.
378
00:16:41,356 --> 00:16:43,728
I will throw around some clout
and get us a celeb.
379
00:16:43,763 --> 00:16:46,119
You're not curious to see him?
380
00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:47,751
It's called delegating.
381
00:16:47,786 --> 00:16:49,639
I don't care who you cast as long
382
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,383
as he is handsome, cheap,
383
00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:53,390
willing to do three sex scenes
384
00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:55,197
an episode and openly gay. If so,
385
00:16:55,232 --> 00:16:56,884
hire him. Awesome!
386
00:16:58,491 --> 00:16:59,443
Die, die, die.
387
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,714
No! No, no, no!
388
00:17:00,749 --> 00:17:02,295
Ahh! Gah!
389
00:17:04,028 --> 00:17:05,254
♪camera sound♪
390
00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:09,133
Brad! That is so unprofessional, out!
391
00:17:12,684 --> 00:17:14,077
Email them to me.
392
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:21,537
Handsome.
393
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,673
Check!
394
00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:25,496
um, do you have any problem working for
395
00:17:25,531 --> 00:17:27,766
ultra low budget scale with no chance
396
00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:30,263
of ever getting a raise ever?
397
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,165
Ultra low budget's my middle name.
398
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,077
Check!
399
00:17:33,112 --> 00:17:35,308
And, uh, simulated sex scenes?
400
00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,627
Like I said, as long as
it's done tastefully
401
00:17:37,662 --> 00:17:39,115
and not gratuitous
402
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:41,690
Course. Check!
403
00:17:41,725 --> 00:17:43,810
Okay, and now, as you know,
404
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,417
this is Here TV.
405
00:17:45,452 --> 00:17:46,848
So, this is a gay show,
406
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:49,903
with gay situations.
Got it.
407
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,391
And we want an openly
gay actor as our lead.
408
00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:53,774
Are you openly gay?
409
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:55,599
Are you legally allowed to ask that?
410
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:57,645
Uh, let's pretend like I am,
411
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,549
because without a gay actor there's
412
00:17:59,584 --> 00:18:02,068
no gay spy show.
Then no problem
413
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,348
being openly gay.
CHECK!
414
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,772
You're hired!
415
00:18:06,779 --> 00:18:07,643
Seriously?
416
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:09,697
You're my Guy Dubai!
417
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:11,880
AWESOME!
418
00:18:11,915 --> 00:18:12,863
Haha!
419
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:16,959
Can I put my pants on now?
420
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:24,996
There might be
a part for you in my TV show.
421
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,857
I'm very, very shy.
422
00:18:26,892 --> 00:18:27,876
Rico!
423
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,403
The impact of the fall must have
knocked off his swimsuit.
424
00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:31,701
I'm straight!
- What!
425
00:18:31,956 --> 00:18:32,947
We have got to make a pact.
426
00:18:32,836 --> 00:18:34,857
You are GAY!
427
00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:36,828
Everyone's buying that
you and I are a couple.
428
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:38,635
Congratulations on dating Sam.
429
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,040
It's unbelievable.
430
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,905
I am cutting your budget by 10%.
431
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,684
That table costs 12 thousand dollars!
432
00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:45,735
What!
433
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,390
Wow-wow!
434
00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:26,352
From here on out
435
00:19:27,046 --> 00:19:29,290
There is no more second best
436
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,653
Erase all doubt
437
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,610
I'm better than the rest!
438
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:39,433
I used to stand aside,
439
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:42,863
While others plowed ahead,
440
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:46,580
But now I'm taking charge
441
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,961
My wings are gonna spread.
442
00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:55,587
Don't underestimate me
443
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,075
So listen, here's the deal.
444
00:19:59,895 --> 00:20:02,056
To those who think I'm broken
445
00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:04,900
Look out! I'm at the wheel
446
00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:10,306
From here on out
447
00:20:11,406 --> 00:20:17,442
Everybody cheer! scream and shout!
448
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,695
Get used to it. I'm here!
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