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[ominous drum hits]
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Okay, here's one.
20 bucks says you can't name
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all seven dwarves.
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Easy, Dopey, Sleepy,
Sexy, Drunky--
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What? Sexy--
...Charming.
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No, that's not it.
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Whatever.
It's a loaded question.
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You do it for 40.
Ready?
Like a Gatling gun.
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Dopey, Doc, Sleepy,
Sneezy, uh--
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You owe me 40 bucks.
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Let's get to work.
Love this job.
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[chuckles]
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You got the envelope?
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Yeah, I got it
right here.
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We're here
to make you famous.
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[girls giggling]
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**
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* I've got my eye on you
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* I've got my eye on you
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* And I'm hooked here, too
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* Your fooling around's
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* Getting blood
on my shoes, oh *
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* Whoa-oa, oh, oh
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* Whoa-oa
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* I've set my sights on you
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* I've set my sights on you
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* I've got an alibi, too
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* So don't look around
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* I've got nothing to lose
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* Whoa-oa, oh, oh
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* Whoa-oa, oh, oh
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* Whoa-oa
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* Whoa-oa, oh, oh
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* Whoa-oa
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[gunshot]
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Psychologists believe that
the brain doesn't stop maturing
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until we're well
into our twenties.
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What does that mean for
a girl who's turned 18?
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Legally, she's an adult,
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yet she still has
a brain that's--
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well, let's just say a brain
that's not fully cooked.
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I guess that's why
we go away to college.
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It's like an incubator--
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a place to keep our bodies safe
and our brains baking
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until we're able to make
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informed, intelligent choices.
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But what happens when our bodies
are ready, willing, and able,
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yet our minds
are not mature enough
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to make these right decisions,
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especially when faced
with a friendly smile,
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and irresistible
temptations like
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a T-shirt,
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or worse...
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plastic beads?
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You can't expect a girl
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whose body that's trying
to catch up to its brain
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to understand concepts
like consequences,
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particularly with
a little booze involved,
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and some soft light,
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and a charming man
with a camera.
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I'm Tiffany,
president of the sorority.
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I'm Jay Roma.
We know who you are.
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You're famous!
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Infamous is more like it.
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This is Kip, my crude
yet competent cameraman.
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[Kip]
Hello.
I'm Erida.
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Erida?
Erida?
That's a new one.
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It's an old one, actually.
I'm named after a Greek goddess.
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The goddess of sexy librarians?
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'Cause of the glasses? Cute.
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And you are?
Alexis.
Social secretary.
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I plan the parties.
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Hi, Alexis.
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Did you find
the place okay?
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Got a little lost,
but we're here now.
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You're not on sorority row,
so it as a bit confusing.
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So maybe we should get
down to business first?
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Oh.
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I'll take that.
I'm sorority treasurer.
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Ten grand.
You can count it.
We trust you.
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You saved us
from foreclosure.
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You're saving our asses,
you know.
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Can't wait to see
those cute asses.
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I should have hired a eunuch.
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Forgive him.
Who's Eunuch?
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No one you'd ever want
to meet, Alexis.
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So whatever happened
to a bake sale
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or a car wash?
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You can't make ten grand
baking cookies.
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Well, we're happy to help.
Do you know how this works?
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Let's meet the girls.
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I guarantee there is not
a hotter party in the world
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and no place I'd rather be
than right here
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with the girls
of Theta Alpha Nu!
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Ten smoking hot coeds
and yours truly!
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I got a feeling we're gonna
see some truly Crazy Chixx!
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Let's find out just how crazy!
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How was that?
That was good.
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All right, let's get
this party started.
Right on.
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** [pop]
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** [female singing]
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** [continues]
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Yeah, spank--
More of that stuff.
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You see that stuff?
That's what we're looking for.
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[girls cheering]
** [continues]
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[Jay] Come on, girls,
shake your money makers.
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Let's go.
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Drinks are free, girls.
Drink up.
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Yeah!
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Who's that in the red shirt?
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Yeah, shake 'em, baby.
Shake 'em.
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Whoo!
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Lotta dimes here, girls.
Drink up.
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Yeah! Chug-a-lug!
Party time!
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Get it going, girls.
Come on, Kip, don't miss it.
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Yeah, ladies! Ladies!
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Keep it going.
It's a party. Whatever.
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Madame President,
I need you to go over there--
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[whispering]
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All right?
Leave it to me.
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** [continues]
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Jeannie and Betty.
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[chuckling]
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You girls ready
to earn that money?
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** [continues in distance]
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All right.
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On the bed.
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Here.
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SoCo?
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What is this,
high school?
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Here.
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Drinking from the bottle?
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I thought you Theta girls
had more manners.
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I don't think
they need a chaperone.
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[door closes]
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What is this, Sunday school?
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Girls, you're making
even Kip soft.
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Get into it.
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[clears throat]
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Well, they didn't need
much coaxing.
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What is it about a video camera
that would make
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an otherwise reasonable girl
act like this?
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Take your fucking tops off.
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Are we crazy?
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No, we're not.
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We know exactly
what we're doing.
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Do we?
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Come on!
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I don't know if I can
go through with this.
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Um, hello? A little late,
don't you think?
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Yeah, Emily.
The camera's rolling.
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I don't want to be a bitch, Em,
but we signed an oath.
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We're all in this together.
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Can I have some of those?
No.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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This is a great opportunity.
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It will be worth it.
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When is it our turn?
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Calm down.
We'll all get our chance.
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Let's just do what they ask.
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That's what we're
getting paid for.
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How'd they do?
Tiffany, I don't mean
to seem petty,
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but our deal was for 10 girls
and I only see 9.
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Oh, there are 10.
Caroline's in her room.
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She's not feeling well,
but you'll meet her soon.
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I promise.
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She as cute
as the rest of you?
Caroline?
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Oh, yeah,
she's a perfect 10.
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I gotta reload.
Can I have the keys?
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Right on.
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Wait! I've never been
inside a tour bus before.
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Well, then you haven't lived.
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Kip? We're working.
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I'll be 4 1/2 minutes.
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It's a lot bigger
than I thought.
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That's what she--
Please don't!
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Sorry.
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I bet this thing doesn't
get very good mileage.
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Oh, don't kid yourself.
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We've gotten plenty
of mileage out of this one.
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Do you ever say anything
that's not perverted?
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Occupational hazard,
I guess.
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Good. I like it.
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Is it true you're worth like
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three hundred trillion dollars?
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Three hundred trillion?
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Well, maybe not three hundred,
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but you're definitely
a trillionaire, aren't you?
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Oh, definitely.
Wow.
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[clears throat]
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What's in there?
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There?
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How did you get into this, Jay?
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Oh, long story.
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Ooh! Tell us! Tell us!
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Okay.
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I was a senior in high school,
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and my dad got me this
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Polaroid camera
for Christmas...
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and I was at this girl's house.
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Emily Murphy.
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Hot little cheerleader chick.
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Way out of my league.
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I bet this bed has seen
a thing or two.
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Well, eight's our record,
actually.
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Emily's waiting
for me to make a move,
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which, admittedly at the time,
I was not very good at.
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Believe it or not,
I was pretty innocent.
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So instead of making a move,
I take a Polaroid.
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And I swear to God,
when that flash went off,
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and that film came shooting
out of the front,
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it was like,
I don't know...
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like the ultimate
aphrodisiac for her.
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So I take another and another.
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Five photos later...
she's naked,
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and I'm in business.
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Wow, this mattress
is better than mine.
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Feel how firm it is.
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Shouldn't that be my line?
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There you go again.
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But I wish it was.
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I stumble upon a little
known fact that makes
me a very wealthy man--
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Women are natural
exhibitionists.
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And men,
we're born voyeurs.
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We should really get going.
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Are you turning me down?
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Oh, my.
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Uh, not by choice.
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I have a confession.
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I kind of have a fetish
for older guys.
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At 17, I realize that
all a girl needs is
a little booze
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and a camera...
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and she'll do
anything you want.
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What a coincidence,
I have a fetish
for girls, period.
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Well, then we'll
get a long just fine.
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Whoa!
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I have also a fetish
for not pissing off Jay.
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So, come on,
let's get back.
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Thanks, man.
I gotta go powder my nose.
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Bathroom's
at the end of the hall.
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Okay, thanks.
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Oh, hey, no hard feelings?
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We'll see.
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[whistles]
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Oh, flowers
for the pretty girl.
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[wood creaking]
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You shoot everything
on the X-100?
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Huh?
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The camera-- the X-100.
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Emily's a movie major.
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Yeah, look,
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I've shot a billion
of these things,
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and I still don't know
a damn thing about that.
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[faucet squeaks]
[air hisses]
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Okay, well, say hello.
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Show us your chest!
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Are you sure you're 18?
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[laughing]
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Come here.
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00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,220
[no audible dialogue]
261
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,654
[girls laughing]
262
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,024
[Jay chuckles]
263
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,602
All right, that's enough.
264
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,539
Don't tell me
you're camera shy.
No, no, no, no.
265
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,074
Whoo!
[girls laughing]
266
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,541
All right, all right,
that's enough!
267
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,877
Come on, take it easy.
No, no, no.
268
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,845
Look, I said that's enough!
269
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,616
[wood creaking]
270
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,625
What he fuck?
271
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,061
You like the house?
272
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,665
I have a strict policy.
273
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,467
I don't participate.
274
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,203
Why not?
275
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,971
I built my brand
on crazy chicks,
276
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,408
not on some douche bag
trying to get with them.
277
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,044
You've never been in
one of your videos?
278
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,448
No. Never.
279
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,617
Nobody lives here.
280
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,753
Of course we live here.
It's our sorority house.
281
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,222
This is no sorority.
282
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,389
Nobody lives here.
283
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,457
And that's water.
284
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,927
Water is the source
of all life.
285
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,696
Why are all the vodka bottles
filled with water?
286
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,099
We don't want
to be drunk for this.
287
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,937
Who are you?
288
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,740
Where the hell is Kip?
289
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,579
My fault. Sorry.
290
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,248
Where the hell is he?
291
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,183
Let's just say
his willpower lost this time.
292
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,651
Kip! You're fired!
293
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,486
Don't blame him.
He couldn't resist.
294
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,322
What happened?
What did you do?
295
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,392
Jesus Christ!
He knows better.
To hell with him.
296
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,893
You know how
to work this thing?
297
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,462
Hell, yeah.
Good. Come on.
298
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,664
I want to make
this horny bastard sorry.
299
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,401
We have just the thing.
300
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,083
[wood creaking]
301
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,506
Oh, you girls
don't fuck around.
302
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,842
No. We put a lot of thought
into this night.
303
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,828
Roll camera.
304
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,930
** [classical]
305
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,458
Cut.
** [stops]
306
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,159
What are you doing?
307
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,964
We know you don't want
to be on camera,
308
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,034
but I think we're entitled
to some bragging rights.
309
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,543
Bragging rights?
310
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:48,915
We want to be able to say
that we fucked Jay Roma.
311
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,689
All right,
this is against my--
312
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,658
No one will ever know.
313
00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,959
[whispers]
I promise.
314
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,165
You've had a lot of girls.
315
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:10,437
But have you ever had
an entire sorority house?
316
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,005
** [romantic]
[girls chuckle]
317
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,835
** [continues]
318
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,577
Hey!
319
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,880
Where's number ten?
320
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,247
You know, number ten?
321
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:56,649
Caroline?
322
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,586
You'll meet her very soon.
323
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,987
I promise.
324
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,224
[chuckles]
Hey.
325
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,927
All right, this is
getting kind of kinky.
326
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,662
Oh, no, this is so hot.
327
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,731
Oh, my gosh.
Totally hot.
328
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,032
What do you think, Jay?
329
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,267
Fucking hot.
Yeah.
330
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,408
All right, peek-a-boo.
331
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,377
Hey, I can't see.
332
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,112
I think you need to cool down.
333
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,117
What the hell we doing?
334
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,454
We have another surprise
for you.
335
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,556
Step up.
You go.
336
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,223
Oh, that's fucking cold!
337
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,826
Okay.
[chuckling]
338
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,095
I get it.
Very funny!
339
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,065
[girls chuckle]
I love it.
340
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,568
All right, look,
this is getting dangerous.
341
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,735
Tiffany?
342
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,505
I'm getting kind of
used to that name.
343
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,440
It's got a nice ring to it.
344
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,241
My name real is Jessica.
345
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,177
But you wouldn't
remember that, Jay.
346
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:35,281
Tiffany is just a variation
of a Greek name.
347
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,282
Tisiphone.
348
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,817
She was a goddess--
349
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,252
the goddess of vengeance.
350
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,189
All right, uh...
351
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,491
Kip!
352
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,158
But I thought you wanted
to meet Caroline.
353
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,794
Fuck Caroline!
354
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,762
You already did!
355
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,532
You got me and Caroline drunk.
356
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:53,966
Really drunk.
357
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,869
Then you gave us some money.
358
00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,540
And then you ruined our lives.
359
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,044
Shit! It's her!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
360
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,679
Dude, that's fucking her!
361
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:10,149
We had to drop out of school,
change our names,
362
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,619
and no matter where we moved
or what we did,
363
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,821
we could not get away
what we did for you.
364
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:18,057
And this goddamn ice
is hotter than you.
365
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,226
Now heat the fuck up.
[screaming]
366
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,061
Now get into it!
367
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:26,833
Of course, I handled it better
a lot than she did.
368
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,270
[sniffling, sobbing]
369
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,982
Keep the money.
370
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,350
All right?
371
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:47,787
Keep the money
and let me go.
372
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:51,190
Kip!
373
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,259
I don't think
he's gonna be much help.
374
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,863
Nobody lives here.
375
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,732
Of course we live here,
it's our sorority house.
376
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,570
Who are you?
377
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,471
You're a fucking dime a dozen!
378
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,139
There's a billion more
sluts out there
379
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,576
who won't pull this hurt
little girl shit.
380
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,444
We're just crazy chicks, Kip.
Isn't that what you want?
381
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:15,982
Put your training bra back on
and get the fuck out!
382
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,584
[sobs]
Here. Here.
383
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,185
Keep the fucking T-shirt.
384
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,253
You're not college students.
385
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,036
I know you. You're name's
not Erida, is it?
386
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,205
Very good, Kip.
387
00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:42,208
I'm gonna give you a little
lesson in Greek mythology.
388
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,543
You see, Erida was
a Greek goddess--
389
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,478
the goddess of hate.
390
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:49,381
She could only be at peace
once blood was spilled.
391
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:52,351
What are you gonna do?
Isn't it obvious?
392
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,997
By the way, I'm Ashley.
393
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,433
When you filmed me,
that was my name.
394
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:10,937
It was her brilliant idea
to use Greek names.
395
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:14,807
Alexis,
from the Greek name Alecto.
396
00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:16,943
The goddess of unresting.
397
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,779
I haven't rested
since I met you, Jay.
398
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:23,683
Ash graduated magna cum laude
in Ancient Greek.
399
00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,653
She's a member of Mensa,
dipshit.
400
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,689
I have a feeling
I'll rest tonight.
401
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,190
What do you want?
402
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,424
What do you want?
[girls giggling]
403
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,660
Isn't it obvious?
404
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,895
We all appeared in your videos.
405
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,732
Now it's your turn
to be in ours.
406
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:40,967
What are you doing?
407
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,769
After everything
we just told you,
408
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,403
you still can't figure it out?
409
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:46,839
And we're rolling.
410
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,943
[gasping]
411
00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,245
Okay. All right.
412
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,282
I know what you're doing,
you dumb bitches.
413
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,050
You think you're gonna
embarrass me?
414
00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,486
You think you're gonna film me
415
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,121
and make me look like
an asshole
416
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,622
and ruin my reputation?
417
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,558
When I get out of here,
you're all dead!
418
00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:08,160
Fuck you!
419
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:10,396
And fuck your whore friend
Caroline!
420
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:12,865
And to think I had second
thoughts about this.
421
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:15,201
I told you
it would be worth it.
422
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,838
I'm gonna sue you
for everything you've got!
423
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:22,775
You wanna film me?
[wood creaking]
424
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,011
Go ahead and film me,
you stupid whores.
425
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,648
Come on. Let's go
upstairs and clean up.
426
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:41,861
[wood creaking]
Wait!
427
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,532
Congrats, Jay.
428
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:48,968
This is will definitely
be your biggest hit ever.
429
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,138
Where are you going?
430
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,672
Hey, come back here.
431
00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,474
No. Come back.
432
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,376
Please. Hey.
433
00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,112
[wood creaking]
Come back.
434
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,781
[coughing]
435
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,750
[choking]
436
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,555
[stammering]
437
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,658
[muttering, indistinct]
438
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,232
Hey!
439
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,569
Help! Help!
440
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,308
[laughing]
441
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,745
Luckily, most people
can't speak Greek.
442
00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,914
If Kip or Jay did,
they may recognize
443
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,016
that Theta Alpha Nu
444
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:40,419
are the first three letters
of the word thanatos.
445
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,655
That's Greek for death.
446
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,591
Clever girls.
447
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,596
Jay Roma.
448
00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:54,000
He made his first million
at the age of 25.
449
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:56,769
His first hundred million
by the age of 32.
450
00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,238
But by 35...
451
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:03,943
20 million hits
on his very last video.
452
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,812
I guess these chicks
453
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,914
are crazier
than what he ever dreamed.
454
00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:10,649
And as the Greeks say--
455
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,318
Kali nichta.
456
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:18,090
Good night.
457
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:20,059
* If I was you
458
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,028
* I would run
for your life *
459
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,000
* If I was you
460
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,402
* I would run
for your life *
461
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,171
* Her face is
in every paper *
462
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,040
* And they will
never forget her *
463
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,442
* A nation cries together
464
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,277
* Hoping to remember
465
00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:43,983
* If I was you
466
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,751
* I would run
for your life *
467
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,786
* If I was you
468
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,755
* I would run
for your life *
469
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:58,931
[Man]
Kill, Ubu.
470
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,432
Kill.
471
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,268
Good fish.
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