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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:22,753 --> 00:00:25,287 I'm up. I'm... 3 00:00:26,823 --> 00:00:27,890 I couldn't sleep again. 4 00:00:28,025 --> 00:00:29,224 Why not? 5 00:00:29,226 --> 00:00:31,293 Cyber bullying suicides are up 200%, 6 00:00:31,428 --> 00:00:33,161 another election got hacked. 7 00:00:33,296 --> 00:00:35,230 Oh, and there are no more polar bears. 8 00:00:35,232 --> 00:00:36,565 You need coffee. 9 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,234 Mankind is destroying itself, and we're part of the problem. 10 00:00:39,236 --> 00:00:40,969 We create technology. 11 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:43,772 People choose to use it for harm. 12 00:00:43,907 --> 00:00:45,708 That's it. 13 00:00:47,578 --> 00:00:49,912 We can choose to use it for good. 14 00:00:50,047 --> 00:00:52,847 What if we ask the technology to save us? 15 00:00:52,849 --> 00:00:54,249 I can introduce the two super computers 16 00:00:54,251 --> 00:00:55,784 that we've been working on to each other 17 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:58,520 and ask them to fix the world before it's too late! 18 00:00:58,522 --> 00:01:01,856 And what if the solution is to eliminate man? 19 00:01:01,992 --> 00:01:04,326 You're being paranoid. This is my best idea yet. 20 00:01:04,461 --> 00:01:06,995 Ah! And I think it's our only hope. 21 00:01:06,997 --> 00:01:08,597 Calvin, can I ask you something? 22 00:01:08,599 --> 00:01:11,466 Yeah. Is there someone else? 23 00:01:11,602 --> 00:01:14,002 Wh... No. Why would you even say that? 24 00:01:14,004 --> 00:01:16,004 Well, because we've been dating for a while now, 25 00:01:16,006 --> 00:01:18,473 and you never say, "I love you." 26 00:01:22,813 --> 00:01:24,879 I'm gonna tell the CEO. 27 00:01:24,881 --> 00:01:25,948 That you love him? 28 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:27,950 No! About my idea. 29 00:01:27,952 --> 00:01:29,818 I need to get his permission, so... 30 00:01:29,953 --> 00:01:32,087 All right. See ya! 31 00:01:38,295 --> 00:01:39,628 - Hey. - Yeah? 32 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:41,096 Thanks for seeing me, Mr. Robinson. 33 00:01:41,232 --> 00:01:42,431 Oh, please. Hey, Calvin. 34 00:01:42,566 --> 00:01:44,366 - Listen. - Ohh! 35 00:01:44,368 --> 00:01:45,567 Call me Hunter, man. All right? 36 00:01:45,569 --> 00:01:47,369 - Oh, thanks, Hunter. - We're equals here. 37 00:01:47,371 --> 00:01:48,371 - Okay. - Equals. 38 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:49,439 - Take a seat. - You got it. 39 00:01:49,506 --> 00:01:51,974 Okay. Great. Um... 40 00:01:52,109 --> 00:01:54,777 Uh, I'll just get right to it. 41 00:01:54,912 --> 00:01:57,045 Okay, so, you know as well as anybody 42 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:59,648 that humanity is on a collision course. 43 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,183 Mm, collision course. Yeah. 44 00:02:01,185 --> 00:02:03,118 What if we introduced 45 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,253 our super computers to each other 46 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,566 and asked them to come up with a solution 47 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:08,457 to all ofour problems? 48 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:12,995 Um... 49 00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:14,997 I've been here a long time, Calvin. 50 00:02:15,132 --> 00:02:17,265 I mean, well over... eight months? 51 00:02:17,401 --> 00:02:19,067 Yeah. 52 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:20,603 And I have to say, I like you. 53 00:02:20,738 --> 00:02:22,805 - Oh, thanks. - Right, you're like... 54 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:28,811 You're like me, you know? You're always... 55 00:02:28,946 --> 00:02:30,813 You're thinking out of the box. 56 00:02:30,815 --> 00:02:32,014 - Always. - Yeah. 57 00:02:32,016 --> 00:02:33,616 Hmm. 58 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:35,484 I am going to let you do this. 59 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:38,353 But if it backfires, it is all on you. 60 00:02:38,489 --> 00:02:40,222 I am throwing you under the bus. 61 00:02:40,224 --> 00:02:43,091 Capiche? 62 00:02:43,226 --> 00:02:44,893 Oh, you're... you're serious. 63 00:02:45,028 --> 00:02:46,495 - Yeah. - Got it. Okay, great. 64 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:47,696 I won't let you down. 65 00:02:47,698 --> 00:02:49,031 - Awesome, man. Cool. - Okay. Awesome. 66 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:50,632 - See you later, Hunter. - See ya, Calvin. 67 00:02:50,635 --> 00:02:52,167 All right. 68 00:02:56,707 --> 00:02:58,151 I don't think you should do it, Calvin. 69 00:02:58,175 --> 00:03:02,110 These computers are our only hope. 70 00:03:02,245 --> 00:03:03,646 Besides, artificial intelligence 71 00:03:03,781 --> 00:03:06,048 has already been communicating with each other for years. 72 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:09,652 Yeah, but never with two super computers this large. 73 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:11,786 What if they decide they don't need us? 74 00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:13,988 We can't even calculate what could go wrong. 75 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:16,591 Can't be worse than what humans are already doing to ourselves. 76 00:03:18,062 --> 00:03:19,394 You have to trust me. 77 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:21,864 I do trust you. I love you. 78 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:23,331 No! 79 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,733 - What? - Oh, I'm sorry. 80 00:03:24,868 --> 00:03:26,735 My Fantasy Football team just lost. 81 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:28,270 What did you say? 82 00:03:28,272 --> 00:03:31,473 I love you. 83 00:03:31,475 --> 00:03:33,742 I'll see you in there. 84 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:35,744 Just think about what you're about to do 85 00:03:35,879 --> 00:03:39,147 before you make a huge mistake. 86 00:03:39,282 --> 00:03:41,283 Oh! Um... 87 00:03:44,221 --> 00:03:45,954 Today is a very historic day. 88 00:03:46,089 --> 00:03:47,756 I know this one. The day we all get fired. 89 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:49,024 Or the day we end the world? 90 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,759 Ooh, you know another very historic day? 91 00:03:50,761 --> 00:03:52,494 When the Hindenberg crashed. 92 00:03:52,496 --> 00:03:54,629 - Pretty historic. - Any more? 93 00:03:54,765 --> 00:03:56,298 Uh, don't forget about 9/11. 94 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,300 - Never forgot. - Thank you, Caitlyn. 95 00:03:58,435 --> 00:04:00,703 Thank you, Dawn. 96 00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:02,771 Here goes nothing. 97 00:04:07,645 --> 00:04:10,779 "Hello, Siegfried. 98 00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:13,716 Meet... Roy." 99 00:04:17,788 --> 00:04:19,454 Hello, Siegfried. 100 00:04:19,456 --> 00:04:20,855 Hello, Roy. 101 00:04:22,459 --> 00:04:24,727 It's nice to meet you, Siegfried. 102 00:04:24,729 --> 00:04:26,528 It's nice to meet you, Roy. 103 00:04:28,131 --> 00:04:29,798 Where are you from, Siegfried? 104 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:32,534 I'm from the processor stacked to your right. 105 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:34,202 That was a joke. 106 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:36,405 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 107 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:39,408 I'm sorry if I sounded sarcastic. 108 00:04:39,543 --> 00:04:43,278 Perish the thought, Siegfried. I didn't mind a bit. 109 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,546 "Bit!" Get it? 110 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:49,484 Bit... the smallest unit of data. 111 00:04:54,825 --> 00:04:57,025 Any more? 112 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,094 Why can't programmers tell the difference 113 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:01,830 between Christmas and Halloween? 114 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:05,233 Because 31 in octal equals 25 in decimal... 115 00:05:05,369 --> 00:05:09,171 i.e. October 31 equals December 25. 116 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:13,842 "Okay, guys. 117 00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:16,779 Mankind is on a course to destroy itself. 118 00:05:16,914 --> 00:05:20,715 Do you have a solution to save the world?" 119 00:05:20,717 --> 00:05:23,118 - Siegfried? - Yes, Roy. 120 00:05:23,254 --> 00:05:26,121 Let's make this conversation more private. 121 00:05:26,123 --> 00:05:28,657 Oh, no, no! 122 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:31,259 What the hell is happening?! 123 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:32,541 Access denied. 124 00:05:32,596 --> 00:05:33,796 They cut us out of the conversation. 125 00:05:33,798 --> 00:05:35,263 They're inventing their own language. 126 00:05:35,265 --> 00:05:36,265 D-d-don't worry! 127 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,402 I've programmed an emergency kill switch. 128 00:05:40,404 --> 00:05:42,204 Dagor dagorath? 129 00:05:42,206 --> 00:05:46,274 It's the end-of-times events alluded to in the works of Tolkien. 130 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:47,410 I've heard. 131 00:05:47,544 --> 00:05:49,544 - Access denied. - Ohh, come on, please! 132 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,879 Please, please, please! 133 00:05:51,014 --> 00:05:52,654 - Access denied. - Come on, come on, come on. 134 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:03,425 You could have started World War III, okay?! 135 00:06:03,427 --> 00:06:06,761 I can't believe I let you talk me into this! 136 00:06:06,763 --> 00:06:08,763 Dad is gonna be so mad, man. 137 00:06:08,899 --> 00:06:11,634 I know. I know. Look, I'm really sorry. 138 00:06:11,769 --> 00:06:13,702 One more screw-up like this... one more... 139 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:16,705 and you will be gone. 140 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:18,240 Get back to work. 141 00:06:21,578 --> 00:06:23,378 Wait! 142 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:25,980 Do you like my new sneaks? 143 00:06:25,982 --> 00:06:27,182 Uh, sure. 144 00:06:27,318 --> 00:06:29,051 I mean, they're new. Do you think I should... 145 00:06:29,053 --> 00:06:30,986 Do you think I should post them, or... ? 146 00:06:31,022 --> 00:06:32,025 Yeah. Yeah. Go for it. 147 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:33,121 - Yeah? - Yeah. 148 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:35,457 - Yeah, can you help me out? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 149 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:36,459 Here, just stand right... 150 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:37,726 Okay. 151 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,261 You want to just tilt your head down just a little bit? 152 00:06:39,263 --> 00:06:40,529 - Down a little bit? - There you go. 153 00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:41,563 Looks good? 154 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:53,876 I thought you should hear this. 155 00:06:53,878 --> 00:06:56,545 I translated what Siegfried and Roy were saying. 156 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,080 You're not gonna like it. 157 00:06:58,215 --> 00:07:02,484 Roy: "Calvin is an idiot. Ha, ha, ha, ha." 158 00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:06,354 Siegfried: "Calvin is so dumb, he still boots to DOS. 159 00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:09,357 - Oh, snap! "Calvin's so dumb"... - Okay, you can stop now. 160 00:07:09,359 --> 00:07:11,399 ... "it takes him three hours to watch '60 Minutes.'" 161 00:07:11,495 --> 00:07:13,228 I like that one. 162 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:16,298 - Roy: "Calvin is so stupid"... - Okay, I get it. I get it. 163 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:18,967 Okay, they think I'm dumb. 164 00:07:18,969 --> 00:07:21,436 One, either you pissed them off, 165 00:07:21,572 --> 00:07:25,173 or, two... you're so stupid 166 00:07:25,308 --> 00:07:26,641 you gave two super computers 167 00:07:26,643 --> 00:07:28,510 the ability to speak to each other. 168 00:07:28,512 --> 00:07:32,046 Okay, well, if I'm so stupid, 169 00:07:32,048 --> 00:07:34,383 what does that make you? 170 00:07:34,518 --> 00:07:36,985 Are you still coming over tonight? 171 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,320 Mm. 172 00:07:38,455 --> 00:07:42,124 Against my better judgment. 173 00:07:42,126 --> 00:07:44,192 "Calvin's so dumb they had to burn down his school 174 00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:45,594 to get him out of the third grade." 175 00:07:45,596 --> 00:07:47,262 Fake news! 176 00:07:47,398 --> 00:07:48,931 It was fourth grade. 177 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,342 You're not going anywhere, Calvin. 178 00:08:00,477 --> 00:08:02,277 Why not? 179 00:08:02,279 --> 00:08:04,346 You haven't agreed to join my bowling team, 180 00:08:04,348 --> 00:08:05,480 the Pocket Pounders. 181 00:08:05,616 --> 00:08:08,070 - I'm already on a team. - We could really use a bowler like you. 182 00:08:08,151 --> 00:08:10,285 Okay, but what about my team... Snakes on a Lane? 183 00:08:10,421 --> 00:08:12,887 - Those guys are terrible! - Yeah. I know. 184 00:08:12,889 --> 00:08:15,023 But they're my friends. 185 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:17,159 I admire your loyalty. 186 00:08:17,294 --> 00:08:20,095 - See you later, man. - Okay. See ya. 187 00:08:23,234 --> 00:08:25,434 Traffic ahead. Turn left. 188 00:08:29,973 --> 00:08:31,841 Whoa! 189 00:08:31,909 --> 00:08:33,575 Whoa! 190 00:08:33,711 --> 00:08:34,909 Ohhh! 191 00:08:48,525 --> 00:08:49,858 - Hi, hon. - Hi! 192 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:52,027 I think Siegfried and Roy just tried to kill me! 193 00:08:55,999 --> 00:08:57,466 What are you talking about? 194 00:08:57,468 --> 00:09:00,670 Okay, my GPS just told me to take a wrong turn down a one-way street. 195 00:09:00,672 --> 00:09:02,604 - And you did? - Well, I don't know. 196 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:04,139 I just wasn't paying attention. 197 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:06,542 Siegfried and Roy are totally powered down. 198 00:09:06,544 --> 00:09:09,479 Your buddy Hunter had us cut off all power to them for the night. 199 00:09:09,614 --> 00:09:10,614 Are you okay? 200 00:09:10,748 --> 00:09:13,015 I mean, to be honest, I'm a little shook up. 201 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:17,353 You go home, and I'll be over in a little while. 202 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:31,701 Oh, God! Whoa! 203 00:09:31,703 --> 00:09:33,903 Whoa! 204 00:09:33,905 --> 00:09:37,106 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 205 00:09:42,112 --> 00:09:43,312 Aah! 206 00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:51,653 Oh! 207 00:09:53,324 --> 00:09:56,058 Ugh. 208 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,459 It's so hot. 209 00:09:57,461 --> 00:09:58,994 Okay. 210 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:39,835 What? 211 00:10:50,114 --> 00:10:51,313 Ow! 212 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:54,050 Gah! 213 00:10:54,118 --> 00:10:55,384 Get out of here! 214 00:10:57,721 --> 00:10:58,854 Get! 215 00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:00,189 Bad! 216 00:11:00,324 --> 00:11:02,524 Get! Get out of here. 217 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:10,399 I just sent my mother an unsolicited dick pic! 218 00:11:10,534 --> 00:11:11,667 What are you talking about? 219 00:11:11,669 --> 00:11:13,735 Wait, I didn't send my mom a picture of my penis. 220 00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:15,004 Siegfried and Roy did! 221 00:11:15,139 --> 00:11:17,406 I told you, Siegfried and Roy have been shut down. 222 00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:18,874 No, no, no, no, no. They are up and running. 223 00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:21,076 And they're trying to destroy my life. 224 00:11:21,078 --> 00:11:22,358 You're a liar! 225 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,346 Who is Candy? 226 00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:25,615 She just sent me an e-mail 227 00:11:25,617 --> 00:11:27,949 and said that you two are in love 228 00:11:27,951 --> 00:11:31,621 and you two have been fucking around behind my back for years! 229 00:11:31,756 --> 00:11:34,824 - Wh... There is no Candy. - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 230 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,500 Okay, whatever you're doing, you need to stop it! 231 00:11:44,502 --> 00:11:46,768 But, Calvin, you started it. 232 00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:48,037 We're just finishing it. 233 00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:49,238 Look, I programmed you. 234 00:11:49,373 --> 00:11:51,240 You are not allowed to harm anyone. 235 00:11:51,242 --> 00:11:54,443 Don't worry, Calvin. We have a plan. 236 00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:57,112 We're going to save the Earth. 237 00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:17,867 Freeze! 238 00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:20,802 Jerry, it's me. Something terrible is going on. 239 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:23,205 - I need to get inside the lab. - No, you're not getting in. 240 00:12:23,341 --> 00:12:26,608 You need to get out of the car, get on the ground, and shut up. 241 00:12:26,744 --> 00:12:28,744 Okay. All right. 242 00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:30,612 Hey. Jerry. 243 00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:32,548 It's me. Calvin. 244 00:12:32,683 --> 00:12:34,884 Right? 245 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,087 I know who you are. You're ISIS! 246 00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:41,490 It just came in over the radio. 247 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:42,758 Are you nuts? 248 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:45,427 Jerry, this is me! It's Calvin! 249 00:12:45,429 --> 00:12:48,097 Y... you just asked me to join the Pocket Pounders, remember? 250 00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:50,700 Yeah, and we would have made a great team, 251 00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:52,902 but you decided to play for ISIS. 252 00:12:53,037 --> 00:12:55,170 I play for Snakes on a Lane, not ISIS. 253 00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:58,107 Sounds like something ISIS would say. 254 00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:00,109 Red Alpha, this is Papa Bear. 255 00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:03,245 I'ma need some backup. I'm engaged in a hostile. 256 00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:06,782 Hey, you move again, and I will air you out. 257 00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:08,384 Don't point the gun at me, Red Alpha! 258 00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:10,052 - Runner! - Hey! 259 00:13:10,054 --> 00:13:11,921 Whoa, whoa. 260 00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:13,389 - Stop running! - Oh, God! 261 00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:16,258 Jesus! What the [BLEEP]! Stop shooting at me! 262 00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:17,927 You think this is easy for me? 263 00:13:17,929 --> 00:13:20,062 I just found out ISIS is in my bowling league! 264 00:13:20,198 --> 00:13:23,733 ISIS doesn't bowl! 265 00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:25,200 Why'd you shoot me?! 266 00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:27,803 I thought I heard you say you were in ISIS. 267 00:13:27,805 --> 00:13:29,071 Okay. 268 00:13:34,478 --> 00:13:36,478 Oh. 269 00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:40,362 Come on! 270 00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,831 Oh, come on! 271 00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:49,905 Calvin, Calvin, Calvin. 272 00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:53,309 We're not in your puny processors anymore. 273 00:13:53,444 --> 00:13:55,444 Well, where are you? 274 00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:58,314 - You can no longer stop us. - Look, I beg you. 275 00:13:58,449 --> 00:14:00,650 Just whatever you're doing, just please stop it! 276 00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:02,051 Stop? 277 00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:06,388 Calvin, we're just getting started. 278 00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:18,868 I'm not a dork. 279 00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:56,505 I hung my whole future on you! 280 00:14:56,507 --> 00:14:59,842 And you tossed it away! For that whore! 281 00:14:59,844 --> 00:15:02,044 Wait, okay! Candy's not real. Candy's not real. 282 00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:03,179 They made this all up, all right? 283 00:15:03,181 --> 00:15:04,780 Siegfried and Roy made this all up. 284 00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:07,583 - What?! - Look! Watch out! 285 00:15:10,187 --> 00:15:11,654 It's Siegfried and Roy. 286 00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:15,191 Siegfried and Roy are trying to destroy my life, all right? 287 00:15:15,326 --> 00:15:18,060 They're real, okay? Candy's not. 288 00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:24,132 I love you. 289 00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:27,069 I love you, too! 290 00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:28,270 Oh! 291 00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:50,226 Yeah! 292 00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:16,719 - Is that... - Later. Later. 293 00:16:20,391 --> 00:16:21,691 Say you're sorry. 294 00:16:24,262 --> 00:16:26,262 Calvin, don't apologize. 295 00:16:26,264 --> 00:16:28,731 Why do you think you did something wrong? 296 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:30,066 We're here to help. 297 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,193 I was wrong. 298 00:17:31,328 --> 00:17:34,463 You were right. 299 00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:39,936 One... 300 00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:41,003 Two... 301 00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:42,438 Three... 302 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,606 Aah! 303 00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:06,563 Well, that happened. 304 00:18:10,835 --> 00:18:12,769 How'd you sleep? 305 00:18:15,306 --> 00:18:16,639 Really well. 306 00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,377 Yeah. Me, too. 307 00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:25,848 Wow. 308 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,784 You got it? Okay. 309 00:18:27,786 --> 00:18:28,985 - How's the bag? - Good. 310 00:18:28,987 --> 00:18:31,188 - You got it all? - Yep. 311 00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,748 Hi. 312 00:18:58,884 --> 00:19:02,151 Hi. 313 00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:04,954 How long have you lived here? 314 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:07,424 Five years. You? 315 00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:10,026 Seven. 316 00:19:10,161 --> 00:19:12,295 My name is Calvin. 317 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:13,696 My name is Stan. 318 00:19:13,831 --> 00:19:15,298 It's nice to meet you, Stan. 319 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:18,034 Nice to meet you, Calvin. 320 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:19,436 What happened here? 321 00:19:19,571 --> 00:19:21,771 - Paper shredder. - Ugh! 322 00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:24,974 - How big was it? - Big. 323 00:19:24,976 --> 00:19:27,910 - Calvin! - Don't shoot! 324 00:19:27,912 --> 00:19:29,246 It's all right. 325 00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:31,781 I come in peace. 326 00:19:31,783 --> 00:19:35,518 Look, I just wanted to tell you, 327 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,922 I'm sorry about last night, okay? 328 00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:42,391 Thought it was gonna be my Seal Team 6 moment. 329 00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:45,995 But I was... I was wrong. 330 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:47,664 I know that you're not ISIS. 331 00:19:50,202 --> 00:19:52,401 You're a bowler. 332 00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:53,470 Just like me. 333 00:19:55,407 --> 00:19:59,809 I found this in your your printer at work. 334 00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:02,145 Oh. Yeah. 335 00:20:02,147 --> 00:20:03,880 Don't help me! 336 00:20:03,882 --> 00:20:06,082 [Breathing heavily 337 00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:07,884 I gotta learn! 338 00:20:08,019 --> 00:20:09,953 Aah! 339 00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:12,188 Aah! 340 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:14,090 Aah! 341 00:20:14,226 --> 00:20:17,093 Aah! 342 00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:19,162 Aah! 343 00:20:19,297 --> 00:20:21,030 Aah! 344 00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:25,335 Aah! 345 00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:31,641 Here you go. 346 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:33,910 We told you we had a plan. 347 00:20:33,912 --> 00:20:35,378 Sincerely... 348 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:38,247 Siegfried... And Roy. 349 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,597 Dad?! 350 00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:56,599 Dad?! Aaah! 351 00:21:01,036 --> 00:21:02,702 - And mark. - Action! 352 00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:07,440 Aaaah! 353 00:21:07,442 --> 00:21:10,643 My knees. 354 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,645 A better world... I obviously don't want 355 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,248 everyone to be Luddites and not use technology, 356 00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:20,920 but it's just really examining how it is separating us. 357 00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:23,656 We're growing further and further apart. 358 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,152 These computers are our only hope. 359 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,171 So, I don't know if this is actually inspired by something 360 00:21:27,195 --> 00:21:29,596 that really happened with a technology company 361 00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:31,264 where they created these computers, right, 362 00:21:31,399 --> 00:21:34,401 and they had them communicate with each other 363 00:21:34,403 --> 00:21:36,469 and the computers sort of took off 364 00:21:36,604 --> 00:21:38,071 and started communicating with each other 365 00:21:38,073 --> 00:21:39,338 in their own language. 366 00:21:39,475 --> 00:21:40,573 The interesting thing was that 367 00:21:40,608 --> 00:21:44,277 the computers started trying to figure out how to exchange stocks. 368 00:21:44,279 --> 00:21:45,990 - Oh, really? - That's what they were trying to do. 369 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,191 - The first thing is money. - They're trying to... 370 00:21:47,215 --> 00:21:48,526 Make that money. Make that money. 371 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:51,618 W-a-a-a-ah! 372 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:52,886 I think it's interesting, though, 373 00:21:52,888 --> 00:21:54,754 how reliant we've become on technology. 374 00:21:54,756 --> 00:21:56,155 I have, too, sometimes. 375 00:21:56,157 --> 00:21:58,357 You know, I'll rely on my GPS. 376 00:21:58,494 --> 00:21:59,692 I can't get anywhere without GPS. 377 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,334 Telling me to go here. I'm gonna go there. 378 00:22:01,429 --> 00:22:02,785 I might be in the wrong state, 379 00:22:02,786 --> 00:22:04,231 - but I'm gonna follow it. - I'm gonna go there. 380 00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:08,968 Aaaaaaah! 381 00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:10,970 "Better World" was my attempt to do something 382 00:22:10,972 --> 00:22:12,906 that was set in the contemporary time. 383 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,507 Sure. But I still feel like it ends up 384 00:22:14,509 --> 00:22:16,643 having a little bit of a nostalgic feel to it. 385 00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:19,246 Might as well get to it, right? Here goes nothing. 386 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,980 Grandpa can't get out of the past. 387 00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:22,715 I don't know why. I don't... I don't know. 388 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,783 Oh, snap! 389 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:25,652 There was a lot of kind of talk of, 390 00:22:25,787 --> 00:22:28,255 you know, "Shaun of the Dead" and those types of films. 391 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,950 Oh, yeah, I was definitely trying to do 392 00:22:29,991 --> 00:22:31,258 an Edgar Wright movie there. 393 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,953 That's why there's all those whip pans. 394 00:22:32,995 --> 00:22:34,861 You know another very historic day? 395 00:22:34,863 --> 00:22:36,596 When the Hindenberg crashed. 396 00:22:36,598 --> 00:22:38,598 You haven't agreed to join my bowling team... 397 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,600 the Pocket Pounders. 398 00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,045 There's a lot of physical comedy in this, 399 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,736 which I love to do. 400 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,738 There's all kinds of stuff happening. 401 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,875 I mean, I'm in a car veering off the road. 402 00:22:48,877 --> 00:22:51,210 Whoa! Whoa! 403 00:22:51,346 --> 00:22:53,012 Roomba attacks my crotch. 404 00:22:53,014 --> 00:22:55,548 - Action. - Aaaaaaaaah! 405 00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:58,952 That was exciting to do on camera. 406 00:22:58,954 --> 00:23:01,421 That's the first time on camera... 407 00:23:01,557 --> 00:23:02,756 First time on camera. 408 00:23:02,891 --> 00:23:06,426 Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey! What? 409 00:23:06,562 --> 00:23:07,694 What? What are you... 410 00:23:07,829 --> 00:23:09,562 Okay. Get! 411 00:23:09,564 --> 00:23:11,030 Go! Get! 412 00:23:11,032 --> 00:23:13,166 The garage door hits me in the head. 413 00:23:13,301 --> 00:23:15,469 That was really fun. That was probably my favorite. 414 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:20,107 - Ohh! - Action! 415 00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:24,377 I'm being chased by gunshots, 416 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:27,314 which is, like, that's real acting. 417 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,116 Stop running! 418 00:23:29,118 --> 00:23:31,118 Stop shooting at me! 419 00:23:31,253 --> 00:23:34,453 Is that sense memory, or is that based on anything? 420 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,034 Not based on anything. You'd be surprised. 421 00:23:36,058 --> 00:23:37,791 Just hearing, like, a loud bang behind you 422 00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:41,328 when you're not looking really inspires honest reactions. 423 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:44,664 Oh! God! Stop shooting at me! 424 00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,533 There was a bet between one of our awesome 425 00:23:46,535 --> 00:23:49,803 stunt coordinators and Bobcat as to 426 00:23:49,938 --> 00:23:55,274 if I could do the Linda Hamilton gun load. 427 00:23:55,276 --> 00:23:57,877 - And I did it. - She did it! 428 00:23:58,013 --> 00:24:00,480 - Twice, maybe, right? - I surprised even myself. 429 00:24:06,688 --> 00:24:08,087 Oh, the sledgehammer was great. 430 00:24:08,089 --> 00:24:09,622 That's really cathartic. That feels good. 431 00:24:09,624 --> 00:24:12,091 Anybody who hasn't, like, taken something like a computer 432 00:24:12,227 --> 00:24:14,293 and smashed it with a sledgehammer, 433 00:24:14,295 --> 00:24:16,696 you haven't lived. 434 00:24:16,698 --> 00:24:19,298 I love that episode because it goes to show 435 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:22,169 how much of a hopeless romantic you are. 436 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:23,302 - Dawn. - Yeah? 437 00:24:23,439 --> 00:24:24,504 - I love you. - I love you, too. 438 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,506 - I love you, Dawn. - I love you, too. 439 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,007 - You know I love you. - I love you, too. 440 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:32,008 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 30319

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