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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:10,962 --> 00:00:12,763 Beauty in the deep. 3 00:00:12,797 --> 00:00:16,268 The fascinating beauty of the underwater world, 4 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:19,270 where we explore the mystery of ancient fable... 5 00:00:19,303 --> 00:00:23,074 the fable of mermaids who live at Weeki Wachee. 6 00:00:31,649 --> 00:00:33,085 Why are we here? 7 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:35,120 Weeki Wachee was built in 1947 8 00:00:35,152 --> 00:00:37,388 by former Navy frogman Newton Perry. 9 00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:39,457 He took the largest freshwater springs in Florida, 10 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:41,960 and he transformed it into America's finest 11 00:00:41,993 --> 00:00:45,264 and only magical aquatic mermaid revue. 12 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,465 I just fell asleep, so thank you for that. 13 00:00:47,499 --> 00:00:48,666 Why are we really here? 14 00:00:51,735 --> 00:00:52,970 I'm in love with a mermaid. 15 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:56,040 Of course you are. Just like the Jamba Juice girl. 16 00:00:56,073 --> 00:00:57,375 No! No! No! No! 17 00:00:57,408 --> 00:00:59,143 Hey, it is nothing like that, all right? 18 00:00:59,176 --> 00:01:00,746 I was not in love with her. 19 00:01:00,779 --> 00:01:02,247 I was in love with her Razzmatazz. 20 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:03,547 Ugh! 21 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,750 Have you even spoken to this mermaid? 22 00:01:05,783 --> 00:01:07,752 She's a famous person. 23 00:01:07,785 --> 00:01:10,222 You can't just go up and start talking to a famous person. 24 00:01:10,255 --> 00:01:11,464 Of course it must be intimidating 25 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,324 talking to a star of this caliber. 26 00:01:13,357 --> 00:01:15,660 I'm going in. 27 00:01:15,693 --> 00:01:18,262 Hey, don't leave me alone. There are kids everywhere. 28 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:36,847 Hmm, hmm, hmm. 29 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,115 Those people make me sick. 30 00:01:38,116 --> 00:01:39,350 What people? 31 00:01:39,383 --> 00:01:41,786 Those racists over there who got up and moved 32 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:44,255 as soon as you sat down. 33 00:01:44,288 --> 00:01:46,824 How do you know they don't wanna sit next to you? 34 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,960 Huh? You assumed they moved because of my race? 35 00:01:48,993 --> 00:01:50,461 You're the racist. 36 00:01:50,494 --> 00:01:52,764 I am not racist. I don't see color. 37 00:01:52,797 --> 00:01:55,467 That is exactly what every racist says. 38 00:01:55,499 --> 00:01:58,269 Look, everyone has a little racism in them. 39 00:01:58,303 --> 00:01:59,938 I know I do. 40 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:02,341 You can't be racist! You're Indian. 41 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:04,175 Oh, my God. 42 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,445 That is the most racist thing anyone has ever said to me 43 00:02:07,479 --> 00:02:10,381 while trying to tell me they're not racist. 44 00:02:10,415 --> 00:02:12,617 Oh, I hope you're ignorant 'cause, otherwise, 45 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:14,385 you're stupid. 46 00:02:14,419 --> 00:02:17,055 Okay, I should know if I'm prejudice. 47 00:02:17,087 --> 00:02:18,456 I'm not defending it. 48 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:22,393 I'm acknowledging it so I can work past it. 49 00:02:22,427 --> 00:02:24,062 I am not racist. 50 00:02:24,094 --> 00:02:26,073 - ♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪ - Shh! The show is starting. 51 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:28,533 Racist. 52 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:32,069 ♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪ 53 00:02:32,103 --> 00:02:35,873 ♪ At Weeki Wachee, if you think you see mermaids ♪ 54 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:37,576 ♪ Weeki Wachee ♪ 55 00:02:37,609 --> 00:02:41,646 ♪ Floating in the waters of blue ♪ 56 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:44,081 ♪ Don't rub your eyes in surprise ♪ 57 00:02:44,115 --> 00:02:47,017 ♪ That you see mermaids ♪ 58 00:02:47,051 --> 00:02:51,422 ♪ Because at Weeki Wachee, you do ♪ 59 00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:55,226 ♪ At Weeki Wachee, as you drift among flowers ♪ 60 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,995 ♪ Weeki Wachee ♪ 61 00:02:57,028 --> 00:03:01,099 ♪ You will then be dreaming anew ♪ 62 00:03:01,131 --> 00:03:06,605 ♪ So let your heart be a part of happy hours ♪ 63 00:03:06,637 --> 00:03:11,242 ♪ For dreams at Weeki Wachee come true ♪ 64 00:03:11,276 --> 00:03:16,581 ♪ And you will hear enchanting music ♪ 65 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:20,017 ♪ From a strange enchantress, uh-huh ♪ 66 00:03:20,051 --> 00:03:21,253 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 67 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:25,056 ♪ Just let the music weave it's magic ♪ 68 00:03:26,358 --> 00:03:27,625 ♪ As you go... ♪ 69 00:03:29,927 --> 00:03:32,463 Ugh. 70 00:03:32,497 --> 00:03:34,800 Dude, you already have beaver fever. 71 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:37,301 You're gonna get giardia. 72 00:03:37,335 --> 00:03:38,536 Mm. 73 00:03:38,569 --> 00:03:40,704 Uh, yeah, all right. Let's go. 74 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:42,139 You're not going anywhere. 75 00:03:42,172 --> 00:03:43,583 In fact, you're going to the top of that lagoon 76 00:03:43,607 --> 00:03:45,976 and asking that mermaid out. 77 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:47,912 Absolutely not. She's too beautiful. 78 00:03:47,945 --> 00:03:49,280 What if she shoots me down? 79 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,817 Can't be any more embarrassing than French-kissing a fish tank. 80 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,389 Ooh! There's your chance. 81 00:03:57,421 --> 00:03:59,089 No. 82 00:03:59,123 --> 00:04:00,926 People are... watching. 83 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:02,561 Hey, America! 84 00:04:02,593 --> 00:04:04,728 Can I have your attention, please?! 85 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:07,298 See? No one. Go. 86 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,467 Go. No one cares about you. 87 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:22,914 Hi! I'm Allan! I like your show. 88 00:04:22,946 --> 00:04:24,682 I really love watching you. 89 00:04:24,716 --> 00:04:25,951 Wow. 90 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:29,520 That sounds like the first line of a self-defense film. 91 00:04:29,554 --> 00:04:33,825 Idiot! 92 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,259 Hi. 93 00:04:35,292 --> 00:04:36,477 I'm Amatheia. 94 00:04:36,478 --> 00:04:37,662 Uh, Allan. 95 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,831 Amatheia, uh... is that your mermaid name? 96 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:43,835 No, it's my only name. We're not strippers. 97 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:47,271 Oh, of course. 98 00:04:47,305 --> 00:04:49,107 Um... 99 00:04:49,139 --> 00:04:50,708 Do you think that, uh, 100 00:04:50,742 --> 00:04:53,579 maybe sometime I could take you out on a date? 101 00:04:55,646 --> 00:04:56,947 No. 102 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,721 Don't take it so hard. 103 00:05:03,754 --> 00:05:05,356 You'll find some other tail out there. 104 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,724 I promise. 105 00:05:06,757 --> 00:05:09,560 Well, yours is the only tail I want. 106 00:05:09,593 --> 00:05:12,730 Wow. You really said that out loud, didn't you? 107 00:05:14,432 --> 00:05:17,802 Allan, just trust me, I'm definitely not your type. 108 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,236 Why not? 109 00:05:19,269 --> 00:05:22,573 You seem like a really nice guy. 110 00:05:22,607 --> 00:05:24,309 Can you keep a secret? 111 00:05:24,341 --> 00:05:26,076 Of course. 112 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:28,580 I'm a mermaid. 113 00:05:28,612 --> 00:05:31,081 Yeah, I know. I think it's really cute. 114 00:05:31,115 --> 00:05:35,420 No. No, I mean, like, I'm a real mermaid. 115 00:05:35,453 --> 00:05:37,923 Right... 116 00:05:37,956 --> 00:05:39,591 I'm serious! You know what? 117 00:05:39,624 --> 00:05:40,901 I'm already regretting telling you. 118 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:41,935 - I shouldn't have told you. - No! I... 119 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:43,994 Do you see this? 120 00:05:44,028 --> 00:05:45,095 That's a tail. 121 00:05:45,129 --> 00:05:48,099 Just... Ow! Ow! 122 00:05:48,131 --> 00:05:50,100 Now I'm bleeding. 123 00:05:50,134 --> 00:05:53,939 Holy crap. 124 00:05:53,971 --> 00:05:55,706 You're really a mermaid. 125 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:59,076 Promise you won't tell anyone? 126 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:01,112 Your secret is safe with me. 127 00:06:01,144 --> 00:06:02,179 She's a real mermaid. 128 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:03,213 What? 129 00:06:03,247 --> 00:06:05,449 An actual, real-life mermaid. 130 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:08,086 Did she say "yes" when you asked her out? 131 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:10,789 Are you listening to me? She is half human, half fish! 132 00:06:10,821 --> 00:06:12,057 So? 133 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,892 So?! 134 00:06:13,925 --> 00:06:15,794 I'm not going out with a mermaid. 135 00:06:15,826 --> 00:06:17,362 Oh, is that because you're a racist? 136 00:06:17,394 --> 00:06:18,796 I am not a racist. 137 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:22,366 Okay, fine. Prove it. 138 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,636 Fine. 139 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:26,770 You told him, didn't you? 140 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,573 Namaste. 141 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,574 Seriously? 142 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,810 Okay, yeah, but only because he's really cool 143 00:06:32,843 --> 00:06:34,646 and he... he won't say anything, I swear. 144 00:06:34,679 --> 00:06:36,081 Allan... 145 00:06:36,114 --> 00:06:38,149 You guys can really mess things up for me. 146 00:06:38,182 --> 00:06:40,884 I don't want to be treated like some kind of freak. 147 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,886 That's why I work here, 'cause I blend in. 148 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,422 Allan didn't mean any harm. 149 00:06:44,454 --> 00:06:46,991 I mean, he has a stupid face, but he's a good guy. 150 00:06:47,025 --> 00:06:48,493 And I... I won't tell anyone. 151 00:06:48,526 --> 00:06:51,829 - You promise? - Yes. 152 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:54,165 So... what do you say? 153 00:06:54,197 --> 00:06:55,843 I mean, I have no problem with you being a mermaid 154 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:57,068 'cause I am not a racist. 155 00:06:57,069 --> 00:06:58,268 Questionable. 156 00:06:58,302 --> 00:07:01,373 So, you want to go out? 157 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:06,210 - Okay, sure. - Really? 158 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:07,978 Yeah. Why not? 159 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,682 Oh, he is so excited. 160 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,794 You may see your wife now. 161 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,466 - Hey. - Hi. 162 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:31,101 Can I get a look at him? 163 00:07:31,134 --> 00:07:33,872 He's half yours. 164 00:07:37,307 --> 00:07:39,309 Oh, my boy. 165 00:07:39,343 --> 00:07:41,446 My beautiful baby boy. 166 00:07:41,478 --> 00:07:44,014 Aah! 167 00:07:55,494 --> 00:07:58,130 You do believe in mermaids, don't you? 168 00:07:58,162 --> 00:08:00,431 You bet we believe in mermaids. 169 00:08:04,636 --> 00:08:06,338 What if she has crabs? 170 00:08:06,371 --> 00:08:08,273 You're just jealous. 171 00:08:08,306 --> 00:08:09,975 You can still back out of this, okay? 172 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,877 Just admit to me that you're like everyone else 173 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:13,212 and you're a little racist. 174 00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:14,812 I am not racist... 175 00:08:14,845 --> 00:08:15,947 not at all, okay? 176 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,017 I don't see color or... or species, 177 00:08:19,051 --> 00:08:21,020 and it's gonna be great. 178 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:25,456 Do you think she has a vagina? 179 00:08:25,489 --> 00:08:26,792 Ooh. 180 00:08:26,825 --> 00:08:29,728 That's a question. 181 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,863 It's probably like what fish have. 182 00:08:31,897 --> 00:08:33,665 Fish have vagina butts. 183 00:08:33,697 --> 00:08:36,000 Yeah, it's all one big hole, but you don't see it, 184 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:39,004 because it's in these flaps in their scales. 185 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:41,006 It's called a cloaca. 186 00:08:45,377 --> 00:08:47,479 Ugh. 187 00:08:47,512 --> 00:08:52,051 Yeah! That sounds s... so hot. 188 00:08:52,084 --> 00:08:53,484 Cloaca sex. 189 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:57,523 Mermaids get appetites, too. 190 00:08:57,556 --> 00:08:59,925 This is probably one of the most difficult feats 191 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:02,693 of all the unique features at Weeki Wachee, 192 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:06,864 actually eating underwater. 193 00:09:06,898 --> 00:09:09,534 Drinking underwater, too? Of course. 194 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:12,336 But you have to be real thirsty. 195 00:09:12,369 --> 00:09:13,504 How was it? 196 00:09:16,074 --> 00:09:18,744 - Do you like oysters? - Yeah. I love 'em. 197 00:09:18,777 --> 00:09:21,780 Oh, besides, I can myself a new top. 198 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,881 Well, I think you're gonna need bigger shells. 199 00:09:29,587 --> 00:09:31,022 Hey, just so you know, 200 00:09:31,056 --> 00:09:34,093 I am totally cool with you being a... 201 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,893 mermaid. 202 00:09:35,927 --> 00:09:37,896 Yeah, I can tell. 203 00:09:37,928 --> 00:09:41,232 You seem totally cool about it. 204 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,570 Uh, so, where were you born? 205 00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:45,938 Mm. 206 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,572 Near Atlantis. 207 00:09:47,605 --> 00:09:49,107 The mythical underwater city? 208 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:52,910 No, the casino in the Bahamas. 209 00:09:52,944 --> 00:09:54,580 - Oh. - Yeah. 210 00:09:54,613 --> 00:09:56,748 Hey. 211 00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:58,917 My tail's starting to dry up, 212 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:01,720 and it's so itchy right now. 213 00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:03,955 Could you pour a little water on it? 214 00:10:03,989 --> 00:10:06,090 Um... i... is sparkling okay? 215 00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:07,926 Yeah, that'd be nice. 216 00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:10,295 Thanks. Yeah. 217 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:16,234 Thank you. 218 00:10:16,268 --> 00:10:17,519 Thank you. 219 00:10:18,802 --> 00:10:22,607 Oh, that feels so good. 220 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,841 Right there. 221 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,445 Oh! Yes. 222 00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:28,280 Yes! 223 00:10:28,312 --> 00:10:30,148 Oh, my God! I'm so wet! 224 00:10:30,181 --> 00:10:31,950 Oh! Thank you! 225 00:10:31,983 --> 00:10:34,186 Oh! Oh! 226 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:36,522 Ahh! Ahh!! 227 00:10:37,955 --> 00:10:40,459 Ohh. Thank you. 228 00:10:42,027 --> 00:10:45,129 Ohh. Thank you. 229 00:10:45,162 --> 00:10:47,332 The oysters are really good. 230 00:10:59,978 --> 00:11:01,346 So, let me ask you, 231 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:03,648 what's the biggest misconception about Mermaids? 232 00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:06,484 Ugh! That we all want human legs. 233 00:11:06,518 --> 00:11:08,153 And I blame that bitch Ariel. 234 00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:10,155 Do you know how much time I save every day 235 00:11:10,187 --> 00:11:12,157 because I don't have to shave my legs? 236 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:15,861 I don't want to change anything about myself, you know? 237 00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:17,061 I love who I am. 238 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:21,566 - Let's dance. - No. 239 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,884 Why not? 240 00:11:22,885 --> 00:11:24,168 Because I... I can't dance. 241 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:26,971 You know what? 242 00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:30,074 Like, I got the full collision on this baby when I rented it. 243 00:11:30,108 --> 00:11:31,977 I want to see what she can do. 244 00:11:33,878 --> 00:11:35,180 They're all looking at me. 245 00:11:35,212 --> 00:11:37,225 Yeah, 'cause you're the most beautiful woman in here. 246 00:11:43,021 --> 00:11:45,157 ♪ Just you ♪ 247 00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:47,492 ♪ Just me ♪ 248 00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:49,860 ♪ Let's find a cozy spot ♪ 249 00:11:49,893 --> 00:11:52,563 ♪ To cuddle and woo ♪ 250 00:11:52,596 --> 00:11:54,899 ♪ Just us ♪ 251 00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:57,034 ♪ Just we ♪ 252 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,537 ♪ I've missed an awful lot ♪ 253 00:11:59,571 --> 00:12:02,206 ♪ My trouble is you ♪ 254 00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:04,442 ♪ Oh, gee ♪ 255 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:07,044 ♪ What are your charms for? ♪ 256 00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:09,380 ♪ What are my arms for? ♪ 257 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:12,250 ♪ Use your imagination ♪ 258 00:12:21,593 --> 00:12:24,196 ♪ Just you ♪ 259 00:12:24,229 --> 00:12:26,131 ♪ Just me ♪ 260 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,734 ♪ I'll tie a lover's knot ♪ 261 00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,802 ♪ Tie a lover's knot ♪ 262 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:33,405 ♪ I'll tie a lover's knot ♪ 263 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:35,573 ♪ Around wonderful you ♪ 264 00:12:44,316 --> 00:12:45,417 What's the big deal? 265 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,927 You guys never seen a mermaid before? 266 00:12:46,951 --> 00:12:50,087 Sir, your card was declined. 267 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,122 Ha! 268 00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:01,533 I have a confession to make. 269 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,235 I tried to back out of this date. 270 00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:04,370 Why? 271 00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:06,471 Well, when I found out you were a mermaid, I... 272 00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,707 I don't know. I was an idiot. 273 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,210 Well, then why did you ask me out? 274 00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:13,079 My friend Ravi said I was racist, 275 00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:14,546 and I wanted to prove him wrong, 276 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:17,216 but I guess I am kind of a racist. 277 00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:19,085 I'm working on it. 278 00:13:19,118 --> 00:13:23,155 Hey... 279 00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,490 I have a confession to make, too. 280 00:13:25,524 --> 00:13:27,592 Fire away. 281 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:32,163 There's one thing that makes me wish that I had legs. 282 00:13:32,197 --> 00:13:35,533 It's... It's something I've never done before. 283 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,869 What is it? 284 00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:42,607 I want to swing. 285 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,111 Yeah, I could be into a polyamorous lifestyle 286 00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:47,513 if that's what you wanted. 287 00:13:47,546 --> 00:13:50,216 That's freaky. 288 00:13:50,249 --> 00:13:52,418 I... I was talking about those swings. 289 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,121 Oh! 290 00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,622 Yes, of course. I... 291 00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,290 Yeah, those swings. 292 00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:00,425 You know, like kids? 293 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:01,526 Yeah! Yeah! 294 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,962 Ah, your wish is my command. 295 00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:06,531 Oh, good! 296 00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:08,633 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 297 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,370 Whee! 298 00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:13,639 Wow! 299 00:14:15,841 --> 00:14:17,076 Whee! 300 00:14:17,109 --> 00:14:19,745 Ah! I love this! 301 00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,813 Now, come on, tell me the truth. 302 00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:24,149 Are you really into multi-partners? 303 00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,152 'Cause you seem kind of square. 304 00:14:26,184 --> 00:14:29,220 Yeah, totally! 305 00:14:29,254 --> 00:14:30,923 Okay, fine. 306 00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,825 I mean, I'd be lucky to even have a girlfriend. 307 00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:34,993 I'm actually kind of a nerd. 308 00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:36,729 Aww, you're a sweet nerd. 309 00:14:36,761 --> 00:14:37,796 Aww! Thanks. 310 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,831 Now push me higher. 311 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,000 Higher! 312 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,602 Higher! 313 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,837 Higher! 314 00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:59,784 You have the most beautiful eyes. 315 00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:01,888 You're a cute Cub Scout. 316 00:15:01,921 --> 00:15:04,323 You want to earn your merit badge? 317 00:15:04,355 --> 00:15:05,690 That's moving a little fast. 318 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,902 I thought we could talk, get to know each other a little bit. 319 00:15:07,926 --> 00:15:09,896 No, cut the chitchat, 320 00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:11,230 and get in my cloaca. 321 00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:12,565 - Oh! - Oh! 322 00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:14,666 Higher! Yes! 323 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,636 Right there. Higher. Higher! 324 00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:18,905 Higher! Good one. Oh! 325 00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:21,573 Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! 326 00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:23,910 Higher! Higher! Oh! 327 00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:31,816 Hey. Are you all right? 328 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:32,951 Are you okay? 329 00:15:32,952 --> 00:15:34,052 Hmm? 330 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,425 Yeah, man. That's my face. 331 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,194 You're not dreaming. 332 00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:43,329 Oh. God. 333 00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:44,530 I'm sorry. 334 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,839 Look at the stars. Aren't they beautiful? 335 00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,278 Oh, I'm so sorry. It's Ravi. Do you mind if I take this? 336 00:16:00,311 --> 00:16:02,948 Sure. 337 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,430 Hey, man. What's up? 338 00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:07,198 Hey, I'm calling so you have an excuse to leave. 339 00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:10,101 Oh, no, I don't need one. She's great. 340 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,638 Okay, you win. You're not a racist, okay? 341 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,206 Now blow her off, and come hang out with me. 342 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,209 Okay, look, I know... 343 00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,486 I kind of originally went out with her 344 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,146 just to prove you wrong, but it is not like that anymore. 345 00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:23,615 She is awesome. I really like her. 346 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,125 Okay, but I'm not gonna be the one to pick up 347 00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:27,153 the broken pieces of your broken heart, okay? 348 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,255 Not again. Unh-unh. 349 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,157 I'm not doing it. 350 00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,659 I think we might hook up. 351 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,695 Ooh, maybe don't say the word "hook." 352 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,266 - Everything okay? - Oh, yeah. 353 00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:41,341 He forgot where his pants were. 354 00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:45,104 I told him to look down. He's all set now. 355 00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:48,673 I had such a great time tonight. I really like you. 356 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,275 I like you, too, 357 00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,852 but there's something I should tell you. 358 00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,245 Oh, yeah? What's that? 359 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,514 Hello, whore! Yoo-hoo! 360 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,149 - Ignore that. - Who is that? 361 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,517 Yoo-hoo. 362 00:16:58,549 --> 00:16:59,617 That's my ex. 363 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,519 Don't you ignore me, 364 00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:03,922 you filthy sea hag. 365 00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:05,190 You dated Neptune? 366 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:08,793 Yeah, well, he has a really big trident. 367 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,162 Yeah, I can see it from here. 368 00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:11,864 He's so possessive. 369 00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,698 He's always like, "I'm the king of the sea." 370 00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:16,268 Blah, blah, blah. Such a narcissist. 371 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,937 Oh, oh, hello! You know I can hear you? 372 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,673 Oh, yeah, and he has really good hearing, too. 373 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,808 Amatheia, baby, I love you. 374 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,811 What do you see in that puny biped? 375 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,645 Well, he's twice the man that you are! 376 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,481 - Oh, yeah, whore? - Hey! 377 00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:30,531 You watch your mouth! 378 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:31,549 Don't engage him. 379 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,853 What are you gonna do about it, punk? 380 00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,186 How about I come over there 381 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,056 and knock ya lights out, fish stick?! 382 00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,290 Anytime you want. The water's fine. 383 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,802 All right, let's just ignore him and get out of here... 384 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,662 - 'cause that's what he does! Let's go. - No. No. 385 00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,731 Nobody talks to you that way. 386 00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:49,000 Aw, I'm in trouble now. 387 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,368 Come on. 388 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,575 You feelin' froggy? 389 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:57,909 Take the leap. 390 00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,426 No one's ever defended my honor before. 391 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,596 You're worth it, baby. 392 00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:00,386 It's been a long exciting day, 393 00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:04,456 so it's back into the shell for a little mermaid nap. 394 00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,668 So, can I get in with you? 395 00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:21,674 Oh, I had a wonderful time tonight, but no. 396 00:19:21,706 --> 00:19:23,376 Oh, um, okay. 397 00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:24,843 When can I see you again? 398 00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:28,813 Allan, you are really sweet, but... 399 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,683 I don't date white guys. 400 00:19:30,715 --> 00:19:31,917 What? 401 00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,986 I tried tonight. I really did. 402 00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:36,989 But it's just not my thing. 403 00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:38,758 Oh, my God. 404 00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,592 You're a racist. 405 00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:42,161 Yeah. 406 00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:44,664 I guess so. 407 00:19:44,696 --> 00:19:49,868 ♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪ 408 00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:53,371 ♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪ 409 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:56,208 Hey. Why so blue? 410 00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,343 That's very funny. 411 00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:58,743 I've never heard that one before. 412 00:19:58,776 --> 00:20:00,762 ♪ Floating in the waters of blue ♪ 413 00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:02,747 Ugh. Mermaids. 414 00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:04,684 Trust me, you're better off. 415 00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,418 Mermaids... 416 00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:09,522 And I know 'cause I have had 'em all... 417 00:20:09,554 --> 00:20:12,358 manatees, sea hags. 418 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:15,093 You ever get head from a squid? 419 00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:22,734 You just got to watch out for the beaks. 420 00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:24,070 Look, I'm really sorry 421 00:20:24,102 --> 00:20:25,870 about stabbing you with that marlin. 422 00:20:25,904 --> 00:20:27,607 Aw, don't worry about it. 423 00:20:27,639 --> 00:20:29,742 I can be kind of an asshole. 424 00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:33,713 Hey, listen, I know a good wood nymph bar 425 00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:35,246 right down the street. 426 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,415 You in? 427 00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:37,749 Do you think they'd like me? 428 00:20:37,782 --> 00:20:40,919 They're wood nymphs, bro! They're freaks! 429 00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:42,320 They live everybody! 430 00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:44,723 - Yeah, wood nymphs! - Yeah! 431 00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:46,458 ♪ Weeki Wachee ♪ 432 00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,328 ♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪ 433 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,129 ♪ Why don't you go? ♪ 434 00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:52,598 ♪ Weeki Wachee ♪ 435 00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:59,804 - Oh, boy. - Mark. 436 00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:01,773 I'm not going out with a mermaid! 437 00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:03,342 Is that because you're a racist? 438 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,944 All right. We got to go again! 439 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,612 It's a mermaid tale about casual racism. 440 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,822 I don't think that's been done before. 441 00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:14,783 No, and I know people are going, "Boring! 442 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,818 Not another racist mermaid show." 443 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,858 Weeki Wachee has been open since 1947. 444 00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:25,428 We had actual Weeki Wachee mermaids in the episode. 445 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:28,864 You were the first non-Weeki Wachee person 446 00:21:28,898 --> 00:21:30,800 to ever swim in that big pond there. 447 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,543 - Oh, I didn't know that. That's cool. - Yeah. Yeah. 448 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:34,102 Yeah, 'cause we probably, technically, 449 00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,471 weren't supposed to do that but... but... 450 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,507 So, can I get in with you? 451 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,643 You're so sweet, but... 452 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,477 I don't really like white guys. 453 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,678 What the... 454 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,815 - Cut that. - Nailed it. 455 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:51,354 You did a lot of your own stunts. 456 00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:54,991 It was freezing cold, and you jumped in the water, 457 00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:58,828 and you got beat up by Neptune. 458 00:21:58,861 --> 00:21:59,971 The underwater fight scene was fun. 459 00:21:59,995 --> 00:22:01,063 - We had to... - Yeah. 460 00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:03,498 drilled some flip-flops into some boards 461 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:06,002 and weighted down the actors. 462 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:07,503 They would swim to the bottom 463 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,573 and they would put their feet so they wouldn't move, 464 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:14,075 and then they would take a couple hits off the oxygen. 465 00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:17,313 I play the handsome love interest. 466 00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:18,757 How did you prep for the role? 467 00:22:18,781 --> 00:22:21,384 Uh, I ate a lot of carbs, 468 00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:24,420 and I thought about fish. 469 00:22:24,452 --> 00:22:27,222 Where we were filming, there was signs warning 470 00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,925 - that there's alligators. - Right. 471 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,410 So I... 472 00:22:30,411 --> 00:22:31,861 And water moccasins. 473 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,828 And I had them take the signs down. 474 00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:36,431 You had them removed 475 00:22:36,465 --> 00:22:40,770 as not to frighten me or the alligators. 476 00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:42,705 There's just almost 100% chance 477 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,273 I would not have gotten into the water 478 00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:46,542 had I known that I could've been killed by an alligator. 479 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,343 I just thought, as an actor, 480 00:22:48,377 --> 00:22:50,613 you would be thinking about that. 481 00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:52,448 You don't want to worry me unnecessarily 482 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,249 or give me the option of saying, 483 00:22:54,283 --> 00:22:55,885 "Hey, how 'bout I don't go in." 484 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,019 - No. - No! 485 00:22:57,052 --> 00:22:58,286 Certainly not. 486 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,597 Would you have gotten in the water 487 00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:01,556 if you had known there was alligators. 488 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,259 Yeah, probably. 489 00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:05,194 I mean, I did have a trident. 490 00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:07,462 - Come on. - For like a 10-second shot, 491 00:23:07,496 --> 00:23:08,607 you were willing to risk the lives 492 00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:10,632 of all your actors and crew. 493 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,400 Oh, you should say friends. 494 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,569 The alligators would've been minor 495 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:18,106 compared to them ripping the hair from my chest. 496 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,475 The closer you are to me, 497 00:23:19,507 --> 00:23:21,242 the more I torture you in an episode. 498 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,545 Then I feel like we are related at this point. 499 00:23:23,579 --> 00:23:26,649 We are definitely bonding and becoming close. 500 00:23:26,681 --> 00:23:28,083 Bridget, who I'm close to, 501 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,453 she had to wear that 70-pound mermaid tail. 502 00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:32,896 He just bound my feet together 503 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,092 in a tail that could've sunk me. 504 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,160 You look relaxed and calm. Were you? 505 00:23:38,192 --> 00:23:41,429 Uh, yeah. Sort of. 506 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,432 - Yeah? - I was really trying to just dazzle the DP, 507 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,510 who happens to be really handsome. 508 00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:46,819 I'm Amatheia. 509 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,103 Hi, Bradley. 510 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,339 I'm the one that got Bradley to take off his shirt 511 00:23:50,371 --> 00:23:51,641 and get in the water. 512 00:23:51,673 --> 00:23:54,075 Those are the moments when you are like, 513 00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:55,286 "What am I doing with my life?" 514 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,122 You're like, "This is what I'm doing with my life." 515 00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,181 Aaah! 516 00:24:00,215 --> 00:24:01,792 Do you think this is one of the pools where, 517 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,952 when you pee, the color of the water changes? 518 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:06,155 Did you stop peeing? 519 00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:08,290 You m... Just now? 520 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,292 You're so complimentary to your actors. 521 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,760 You tell everyone how good they are 522 00:24:11,794 --> 00:24:13,295 and when they're doing a great job, 523 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,806 and I feel bad because no one on the set 524 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,799 tells you how well you're doing. 525 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:19,635 - Aw, no, they... - And I think that there's a reason for that. 526 00:24:22,676 --> 00:24:27,676 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 35857

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